Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (FULL Cover/Shitpost)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 เม.ย. 2022
- So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation...
You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this FULL shitpost. Also, thank you all for over 50K views and 2.5K likes! I also hate to be that guy, but please make sure to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to further support my channel (even though I don't/can't make any money lol)
Thumbnail and footage taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me.
Go watch Ceno0's video:
• Pootis Engage // EXTREME
Ceno0's youtube channel: / ceno0
Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
/ kenashcorp
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LYRICS if you can't really hear them right (isolated vocals kinda suck I know):
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She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt
I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!
Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening
I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier
Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt
Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory
(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)
That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact
I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes
Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt
Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory
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So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation...
You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this FULL shitpost. Also, thank you all for over 50K views and 2.5K likes! I also hate to be that guy, but please make sure to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to further support my channel (even though I don't/can't make any money lol)
Thumbnail and footage taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me.
Go watch Ceno0's video:
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Ceno0's youtube channel: th-cam.com/users/ceno0
Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
th-cam.com/users/kenashcorp
Great that you finished it!
This is awesome man
Hi there! I really like your cover, it's brilliant. Would you mind if I use it for machinima-type animated video? Of course you'll be included in credits and your channel will be linked in description
could you make a version without the lyrics?
Do you think it's possible if you could make this cover without the last bit at the very end of the video? I'd love to download this song since it's just too good
A song written by a British man, based on a Japanese phrase, that recieved a surge of popularity after a Ukrainian animator featured it in a video about Russians storming an American facility.
Truly this is the internet at it's best.
Mr. Worldwide
Next part bout to be chaotic
I found this song before the pootis engage, but i never really listen to it until pootis engage came out and showed me how great the song really was
MR. WORLDWIDE🌍😎
We need this comment to ratio the pinned comment. THEN, IT WILL BECOME THE PINNED COMMENT!
For those who dont know, Absolute Territory is the english translation of 絶対領域 (Zettai ryōiki), which is the area of skin between thigh-high socks and a skirt.
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I um... I guess your name checks out
Learn something new everyday.
Also a reference to Evangelion’s AT Field
Oh now I get it 🗿
Crazy how Ceno0 single-handedly redefined the context and connotation of this song
I for one welcome this new context.
to be fair pootis is about heavy raiding area 51 for anime thighs, song is about thighs
edit: *t h i g s*
@@pokemonmaster42000 B R U G
no that is the actual lyrics that he put in the video
@@pokemonmaster42000 *t h i g s*
"She got a fetish for fine art."
So do I, and this shitpost? It is fine art.
cuUUMINNGGG
@@BennieBunfox Ah yes, i too am very much indeed scrumptiously "CuUUMINNGGG"
when tf did i say this :skull:
She got a fetish for that Sandvich
@@BennieBunfox were you trying to put a 💀 at the end there?
I got a fetish for fine art
And this is definitely it
nl🗿
But do you have a pair of knee socks and an oversized sweatshirt?
Yeah she goes through my heart
@@thezman9001
I will come with a'knocking with my stocking and you'll get hurt
Seduce me.
Oh my god I've wanted to hear another variation of this song and this is absolutely phenomenal. 10/10 would listen on repeat.
As for criticism, I'd recommend getting some new vocals to sing the song. It's good right now, but it could be better because Ken's voice in this song doesn't fit the guitar and drums in my opinion.
@@TheRoseReaper i wanted to wait until Ken actually replied to me via email or via his website but after a week i just gave up and decided to use the isolated vocals
Give Knight of the Absolute Territory / Scanty and Kneesocks’ Absolute Territory a look.
@@_ArmIa Had a listen and it's not my thing.
@@TheRoseReaper Theres a cover made by Silvahound.
I'm just glad that the Heavies got a happy ending.....
the one with Coach specifically.
Ending: B
Coach Left 4 Dead 2
I have a theory that the ending meme scenarios both take place in the blu heavies head. I think this because, A: the creator is represented by soldier, someone he associates with power from their recent encounter, B: because he the blu heavy has an encounter with g-man, someone who, as we have seen so far only acts as a recruiter and messenger, not an adversary, and C: the room that they enter when they fight giga soldier is labelled “sex”. The character most associated with sex is medic. It is never confirmed that gigasoldier has died, so he may be healed. To add to this, before he attacks the heavies he is drinking mad milk, something that gives health on hit. This would increase his survivability massively as he dished out huge amounts of damage to the two in their fight. That is, unless they would have to be soaked. But if blu heavy can heal 300 health after being gibbed just by touching a sandwich, the rules may be pretty loose. To elaborate on my medic point, he if he was in the sex room ( as labelled on the door) medic could have been nearby due to his many sexual exploits and endeavours. I say this because medic could easily heal gigasoldier and maybe there could be an entire giga team that exists in the facility. Whatever you think, I think that this isn’t over.
Holy fuck my man made an intiere book
I agree like wtf.
the theory was wrong
The fact that Blu Heavy's arm pulling back through the wall matches the beat is great XD
Da-a I didn't expect that wall buster scene to by synched at first but HOOO BOY does it make some kind of power inside you to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. That power btw is Autism
Ken Ashcorp fuckin rules and I'm glad for his songs to be given new attention.
I'll Drink to that 🍻
@@markleonheart7420 Cheers mate! 🍻
Only this one we’ll appreciate because it’s covered and I think the uncovered one sounds like ass
@@paper177 what do you not like about it?
@@DoxSteele They don't have a fetish for fine art.
I always thought it said "She's got a fetish for fat art" Still the funniest shit I've misheard.
Lmao
Personally i always thought it was "she's got a fetish for fire"
Pyro lol
@@insanityrat3063 least insane rule34 user.
I can’t unhear it
@@SolarThemedDance
Cynical or tf2?
Man, this cover is out stabbing people at a Walmart parking lot.
weird analogy but yes
CRACKED
While that is happening, I am running while giggling and screaming like a maniac while ziplocking everybody’s car doors.
as the walmart parking lot, i can definitely say this is 100 percent true
its more of a beating the hell out of people with two rocket launchers (and no that's not just the pootis extreme animation telling me this)
Weird seeing Ken being remembered like this but a very welcome one xD
muslos
Is it? Old TF2 (Like, pre-casual mode) servers were pretty much part of the same culture
@@colbyboucher6391 there are still tons of horny fuckers on tf2 servers
Hello Miles,might seeing our fox centered country later?
Thick Thighs
2:02 is where the Pootis engaged intro starts
Pootis Status.
This song originally came out in 2013 and its crazy to see a cover get released 8 years later
It's so weird to me that 2013 was eight years ago :(
@@colbyboucher6391 Those were better times. Sadness.
@@ClownFromTheYear9998 like there were some banger games in 2013
@@colbyboucher6391 What? NO 2013 WAS 9 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@phantomstriker7996 Don't worry about the small numbers, someday today and tomorrow will be "8 years ago".
It's okay. We just have to keep making good things. With our own hands. Then the "good old days" will continue. In our subjective time "8 years ago" (or 9 years ago). Forever.
Mochi: ''I sure do hope my Mimi-Sentry model isn't made NFSW!'' These absolute chads:
Yup
im gonna be brutal honest:
these "[X] status" videos are kinda low quality
I saw in twitter where he ok with mimi nsfw seeing a art of her with big juicy thighs
No wait it was a big booty
@@UH-60_Blackhawkthere just overused by 12 year olds calling anything they don’t like cringe
@@UH-60_Blackhawk I barely see those
"All right... Sex. NOW!" (C)Blu Heavy
coach :Лигма Шары
@@obamagaming2629 АБЭМЭ, БЫЛ БЫ ТЫ ЧЕЛОВЕ♂️cum♂️
@@obamagaming2629 *don’t translate this, worst mistake of my life*
@@Officially_Unofficial-1 AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHH
@@obamagaming2629 мега хорош
holy shit, this feels, so amazing, like it fits pootis engage type of comedy and animation while still being true to the og song, this is so well done
Well, cen0 already made a masterpiece its always marked the best sfm
Don't forget to support him
... this is a shitpost... this is no shitpost, this is a masterpiece
A fine art if you will
Sinceramente, sería una gran serie si continúa, muy buena música y serie.
Vivan los muslos
un hombre de cultura
@@ChimparoncitoTF las grandes mentes piensan igual
amén
Both?
@@VaporeonGaming both
Goddamn this version hits harder then most of the songs i've heard rn
Dude, the unfinished was awesome, but this is even better! Congrats finishing it!
“The booty will not wait forever!”
Can we talk about that syncing for heavy's hand pulling out of the wall with the beat?
2:09 "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU SPUTNIK!" - Soldier
She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt
I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!
Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening
I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier
Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt
Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory
(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)
That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact
I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes
Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt
Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory
Thank you! I didn't know the lyrics and didn't want to have to open my browser to search for them.
i wish i forget the lyrics now that i know them
I love the evangelion reference with this line
More manslaughter than the third impact
I don't know how this banger is supposed to be a shitpost
First time I hear a remix of this song despite having listened to it so many time, and it's a very good remix
Damn you consider this a shitpost? This goes hard
High effort shitposting
@@GTSW1FT fecal web creation, perchance.
MY MAN DID IT! HE FINISHED THIS MASTERPIECE!
he damn well did
Damn, I just discovered that cover, and its absolute fire, the guitars are insane, gave a really good alternative approach to the song
This song is an amazing cover, and shows how dedication bears fruit. People like you inspire me to make my own stories, my own games, and my own adventures. Keep going, and don't lose sight of your goal everyone.
This is the first of many inspirational comments to come, just wait
Btw the chorus rocks, makes me imagine yugioh protagonist and rival beating a bad guys' ass
This actually slaps, I like the addition of the drums
The only version I listen to so I don’t have weird anime stuff in recommended
Ironic considering old TF2 culture
nah only version I would watch because I wouldn’t get weird stares from my friends after they find out that I listen to music with a furry with her thigh-highs being lifted up but instead “oh hey look it’s heavy from tf2”
@@zygardezap yeah i like this meme, and the part of the song in the meme isnt that bad, but its a pretty cringe song
Absolutely love the quality given to this cover! Killed it
I love how the beeping stops when heavy destroys the thing
Honestly, No cap, This shit slaps
Absolutely love all the work that went into this. Been a big fan of Ken for a long time and this cover is absolutely a welcome edition to my playlists. For a shitpost this shit slaps, good luck with any of your future projects man, I'll be here for it.
Is it really the world's edge from the apex behind, but everyone doesn't care
Somebody need to make doom version
I can see the potential
fr
"You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip"
Gentlemen, would you say this aged like milk or wine? (no arguments plz, this is just for memes)
Defo aged like milk
It didn't age at all...
Just like those kids in Gaza strip
@@TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk Damn💀
Finaly, the official Sex 2 soundtrack.
The covert art on this video is some god tier stuff. 100/10 job.
Glad to see Ken's music get some attention. Love the cover mate
prediction, this will get minimum 10k views. if it doesnt, may you know it sure as hell does, this is badass
Prediction was accurate.
77k
120k dude
167k
267k now
2:08 pootis: ENGAGED
"You're going down you sputnik"
Okay. I am really liking when Blu Heavy tugs his hand out of the wall along with the beat. That shit tickles a wrinkle in my brain.
Pootis, engage.
Me when I see this:
SEXELENT
Lets be honest, the Heavy breaking door in same momentum of song is lit part to start.
Found myself relistening to this a year later. Felt like such a breath of fresh air dear god. Definitely saving this in case it fades into obscurity.
I listen to this song while weight lifting so I can get a strong body and show people WHOS BOSS OF THIS FACILITY
“Hey ceno0 this camera angle is sheet”
-Blue Heavy
Btw the banger part is 2:02 (real direct start of banger is at 2:08)
This is great for a shitpost, it reminds me of the music from Panty and Stocking
Absolute territory but you can normally look at it
I first heard about the song back on 2014, and I knew I was going to get nostalgic when I heard it as the main theme for Pootis Ingage
idc how much of a perverted song this is a banger
ive been looping this for like a week straight
I love how this became *the main theme of TF2*
Кто не знал: Абсолютная территория - английский перевод японского термина Дзэттай-рёики, обозначающего открытый участок кожи между чулками и мини-юбкой. А какой-то чел посвятил этому целую песню XD
У него много таких песен, и большинство про такие вот фетиши
@@romanloev5376вот такие пироги
Going to animate a small fight sequence while listening to this music, because if ceno0 made sick ass fight sequences with this music (well I mean it wasn't in the fight but whatever, pootis status) so can I
Do it! Can't wait for whatever pair beat some ass, maybe Kaiba and Yugi V Pegasus?
That “you’re so hotly contested, heres a tip, you should rename your thighs to gaza strip” line gets funnier and funnier as time goes on lol.
I just liked the song and the first thing that shows up when i search it are these thumbnails i had to scroll through before finding this one. I need my bleach.
So happy to hear Ken Ashcorp’s songs get more attention
I like the original song but, i love this
"My mind tell me noooo. But my body, my body tell me YES."
Oh boi I'm glad you finished it after all !
this is such a underrated channel
Nice use of bass! It’s just deep enough to sound Powerful and reminds me so much of the 90s brawlers I played. Some people push the bass so far it just hurts to listen to, but this sounds wonderful.
yeah I get overwhelmed by too much bass too, but I know when to push it.
Ken shameless then we got an absolute banger that was this
Now there is three versions of this song on my playlist. Cool.
ceno0 literally reinvented the meaning of this song.
how?
I love Ken Ashcorp and his music so much, you my friend have made my day with this version of the song!
Do you have a version without Ken's isolated vocals btw? I'd love to try my luck with my own vocals. I only intend to as a personal project, and IF I do post it anywhere, of course credit will be given as is due.
You got it! Check out my latest video or community post!
How did you make an amazing song even better?? Nice work!
so thats going into my playlist
sounds like a guilty gear song and I love it
holy shit, this hits harder than my dad's belt.
Ur going down u sputnik
*epic music starts playing
Pooti[S]
[E]ngage
Extrem[X]e
I can’t describe how amazing this song is
this hits much harder than the original imo
You did not
he did
I just realized we are looking through the soldiers point of view during the train fight scene. Amazing detail
I'm glad to see ceno0's hard work and effort pay off
I only like 2 parts of this song fr
Why do I hear boss music
I’ve been listening to this cover on and off for the last couple of months and i just gotta say this cover kicks ASS
I NEEDED THIS SO FUCKING BADLY BRO THE REAL ONE HAS NO FUCKING BASS THANK YOU
This remix rocks, we *both* know that.
might make a visualizer with this (with lyrics just like i did with the original song)
I’d prefer if you don’t (for my songs). Sorry chief.
@@hydromisc ah aight then
This is the best cover i've ever heard in my life (im a mad ken ashcorp fan too so i'm vibing)
YOU WILL ADD THIS TO SPOTIFY, THIS IS AN ORDER!
YOU DO NOT HAVE A CHOICE HAND IT OVER TO SPOTIFY OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
2:09
3:41
EPIC REMIX STARTS
This is truly one of the songs of all time
That bit at the beginning was so cool!
One of the hardest beats i have heard god dayum! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Shi is fire!
This is like god coming back from the heavens to beat the shit out of the evil Serpent and bringing back Adam and Eve back to the garden of eden, except that bull shit never happened but at least we have this masterpiece
If you don't mind me asking, how did you find the sheet music for all of the instruments? or did you recreate it by ear/impromptu what couldn't be identified?
Been trying to learn MIDI files and such, and a custom remix of Absolute Territory is one of the things I've been wanting to do for a long time!
i MAY have combined a bunch of midis together lol, but it still took a while since I had to 1. fix them 2. experiment around with shreddage and different amps to find the right tones.
this is what keeps me alive
With the drums its a masterpiece.