After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed into his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest..
Idea: Make a game where you can hang out and roleplay like a party game or something but anyways when someone Leaves the room like taking a call in the role play, You should chase them and after a few sightings of the admin monster you choose you start killing when they split up. Now for things like making it creepier you should stalk them in the window sometimes and turn it dark like the lights went out and add a generator to the game so they can turn it back on. Kill in the dark sometimes and Idc if you add certain details
Abby Marshman Hopefully, Shovel isn't hurt.... I kinda... Have a crush on her/him... I care a lot about Shovel... *Blushes and face turns red* bAkAaAaA sEnPai This is a joke. Please don't attack me. Edit: What the actual hell was wrong with me two years ago. What was running through my mind to inspire me to make such a comment. I am horrified. And fuck the kid who made fun of me for being a gachakid 2 years ago. Let people have fun with their interests.
I like how he’s allowed to kill others without remorse but the second someone even slightly hurts him he just screams and pulls out a gun and shoots em XD
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 *S T O P S A Y I N G I T S Y O U R V I D E O I T S C L E A R L Y I T S N O T Y O U R V I D E O I T H A S A D I F F E R N T N A M E S O S T O P S A Y I N G I T S Y O U R V I D E O* (Btw sorry if i have bad English)
idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see. Copy and paste this so albert can see. Credit: skyripper ok
@@macandfries6765 He said it in his Twitter,He said that he can't do it because its hard and that he wont really read the comments cuz it's full of u pea sized brains spamming this over and over so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Types of people in life in paradise: The oder couple The average admin The little kid asking everyone to adopt them Depressed emos that don’t say anything The person that spy’s on everyone for no reason what so ever The one walking round doing their own thing Then Albert being a legend trolling everyone with admin 😂
Idea kill a player when you are invisible and everyone is looking at them then give a person who is close to them a sword. If it’s a game with guns they are going to be confused.
Burning ticks is how my family gets rid of them. We use tweezers to remove them, put them in a jar, and use a lighter to pop them. I thought everyone did that...
restating a good opinion, dress up as hanako kun and haunt the third floor third stall girls bathroom, and get kaiden to dress as yashiro. Make the weebs proud 🥺🥺 (Jk ofc you don't have to but it would be funny 😅)
Should've dressed up as Hanako and haunted the girls' bathroom in the 3rd stall-
E gang 😎
E
E
E
E
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed into his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest..
Its you from scrimzox's video
Nice story btw so emotional
Wut
Kanye the best we can all agree that he is the best
I love this
*Alternative title:*
Albert singlehandedly defeats the Soviet Union.
This is the reason the ussr fell
Not only is that title good but true
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB You again - _ -
So albert is basically sïmo häyha
NO HE WİLL NOT
0:01
"opinion on premier?"
"premier is lesbian"
- *random noob* 2020
premier is lesbian 😏
ratman chezzu that means nothing
Thats my fav part lol
If u spam the time link its wierd
ⓤⓗⓜ ⓣⓗⓐⓣⓢ ⓔⓐⓡⓛⓨ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓐ ⓣⓘⓜⓔ show
listening to alberts voice while doing homework is just so calming.
cant agree more
I know ✨r i g h t✨
I also love hearing "AHHAJAHAKAHAKJA" when I'm doing homework
Yeah, albert screaming and making baby noises is calming even for the Fitness Gram Paster Test
Stan Albert
“Don’t worry, it will all be over soon.”
**shoots self**
Did he just...
Did he?
Su-
Oof
Mood
@@katsnori6067 -s
@Evan Plays hmmmm
Idea: Make a game where you can hang out and roleplay like a party game or something but anyways when someone Leaves the room like taking a call in the role play, You should chase them and after a few sightings of the admin monster you choose you start killing when they split up.
Now for things like making it creepier you should stalk them in the window sometimes and turn it dark like the lights went out and add a generator to the game so they can turn it back on.
Kill in the dark sometimes and Idc if you add certain details
I’m so confused
@Santos Lopez Just want views-
Finally an original idea
@Santos Lopez dude... "flamingo send me a friend request" as a title makes it spam
@@abandonedchannel2041 yes, and it’s probably fake
“You can barely see him there”
Things you can see: outline, eyes
barely
Key word:
B A R L E Y
Bubblybuni
Barely
Barley
Barney
*gasp*
@@carlgrimcs barley
I remembered when I was a ghost for Halloween.
I scared all the kids so badly.
But one kid actually got scared and smacked me with a shovel.
Is the shovel okay? 😂😂😂
Abby Marshman
Hopefully, Shovel isn't hurt.... I kinda... Have a crush on her/him... I care a lot about Shovel...
*Blushes and face turns red*
bAkAaAaA sEnPai
This is a joke. Please don't attack me.
Edit: What the actual hell was wrong with me two years ago. What was running through my mind to inspire me to make such a comment. I am horrified. And fuck the kid who made fun of me for being a gachakid 2 years ago. Let people have fun with their interests.
No it was actually bent when it hit my head
Poor shovel
R/thathappened
Albert: “I hope this doesn’t get me cancelled but...”
*Says it anyway*
he said “but” why would he even say “i hope this doesn’t get me cancelled” then say nothing lol
lol
i love how i litterally just read this comment as he said it
Timestamp?
@@kollington2380
5:19 😂
5:22
actually, tics are repetitive habits you have a strong urge to do, like chewing your nails, pulling out hair etc.
ticKs are the bugs
I love you Daddy. UwU
OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO
I SAID GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO OKAY
@@Captain_ZER0 how 19 minutes ago- also stop spamming, I’m gonna keep reporting every comment you make like this.
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x WHY? WHO ARE YOU? Who hurt you?
R/whoosh
"oooh they are literally touching me"
-Albert
me: *confused screaming*
😳
😳
excuse me *W H A T*
sus
1:17
Albert ?: Gets spotted as ghost
Also Albert: *Visual pain*
Nobody:
No one ever:
Guy at beginning: PREMIER IS LESBIAN
0:03
timestamp?
Yea
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 Why
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 np
flamingo: *invisible kills everyone*
Everyone: " who is that?"
Also everyone: " We have an imposter among us"
I love you Daddy UwU
you made a spelling error *invisible
@@Captain_ZER0 please stop, go get some help
lol
@@Captain_ZER0 hes your father?
@@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug3188 no he is not i saw he replies on other comment like that too
watching this while my parents argue
update me on this pls
@@satnxii it’s been 9 months
Ever find divorce papers?
@@Human-iw2kb they aren’t getting a divorce dude parents argue all the time
doesn’t mean they’ll get a divorce
Theory about JackSepticEye : He ran into the gas cause he likes the color green
Thanos 2019 yes
Thanos 2019 yes
Yes
Thanos 2019 yes
yes
I like how he’s allowed to kill others without remorse but the second someone even slightly hurts him he just screams and pulls out a gun and shoots em XD
E
E
albert: kills 5 people with a flamethrower
also albert: HEY WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME
Everyone: PuT a TeLePorteR oN A bEd sO-
Albert: *Imma pretend I didn't see that*
i read "put a teleporter on bread
He does see it, he merely does not want to fuckin do it
True smart cyan
@@smartcyan387 Yes I know that's why it has "pretend" on it.
mothman
Video: *3 minutes ago*
Comments: *3.5k*
Bots: “Allow me to introduce myself”
I love you Daddy UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 oop-?
Haha
Uh
Your the bot ._.
Suggestion: give guns to noobs in this game lol.
The owner has done it before
He has tho
Flamingo: *”He just jumped in the green gas!”*
Me: “More like the green hair dye.”
ok
E
@@evaricer 🆗
@@evaricer 🆗️
@@evaricer 🆗
Albert’s thumbnails are getting more kid friendly everytime
Who cares
@@agasueoeoeppme 😡😡😡😡
0:04 tell me you saw “premiere is lesbian”
Just noticed. ・_・'"
Wow...
LOL
xD
“Opinion on Premier”
“PREMIER IS LESBIAN”
-Noob 2020
John Cena: YOU CANT SEE ME
Albert: Im’a end this mans whole career
dang it this comment was already made lol
But what if I could see him :0
Ever since wrestleminia you cant see him
“Trolling as a ghost”
me: *hah! that’s what everyone calls me..*
I love you Daddy UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 lol
Sounds like a you problem
@@Captain_ZER0 ew
@@ipadkid1133 I think your name is the 'ew' here.
8:48 RASPUTIN THE MAN WHO COULDN'T DIE
lol who liked
"It's just a prank guys don't worry!!"
The Thumbnail: *snaps someone's neck off*
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 what videos
KevinBB is some guy that spams comments and replies on videos telling people to hate on him. I think he uses a bot.
@Daniel Galeski oe
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 *S T O P S A Y I N G I T S Y O U R V I D E O I T S C L E A R L Y I T S N O T Y O U R V I D E O I T H A S A D I F F E R N T N A M E S O S T O P S A Y I N G I T S Y O U R V I D E O*
(Btw sorry if i have bad English)
@@justtheaveragepersononthei2586 œ*
"This game is really good"
5 seconds later
"THIS GAMES TERRIBLE"
@Santos Lopez for you asking us nicely, you may have a view:)
@GЕТ FRЕЕ R0BUХ - ТАР_ОN MY-РIC shut up
@GЕТ FRЕЕ R0BUХ - ТАР_ОN MY-РIC literally ive seen you everywhere
ok
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB Why
Title: *trolling* noobs in ROBLOX
Thumbnail: Albert snapping someone’s neck
lol
Truee
IKR
idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see.
Copy and paste this so albert can see.
Credit: skyripper ok
actaully it’s domenico florentino
He said he wasn't gonna do this,yall just don't understand.and that isn't the original person who thought of that idea
@@heretostartdrama2086 when
@@macandfries6765
He said it in his Twitter,He said that he can't do it because its hard and that he wont really read the comments cuz it's full of u pea sized brains spamming this over and over so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stfu
Flamingo: *posts
Me:*non stop clicking*
I love you Daddy. UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 wut
@@Captain_ZER0 bruh bot
Nice, one of my mafia member is in this video, infact you even discuised as him. Best ghost gameplay video I have seen in a while by the way.
Albert: *”Its a game pass, a really really expensive game pass”*
Me: *”weird flex but okay”*
I love you daddy UwU
@Ï ÃM ĶEŽIN BB 9 Shut up
@@Captain_ZER0 stfu kiddo
Be quiet kid that’s just disgusting
All of you are geeting a warning after this chat talk
I feel so happy when Albert laughs.
I think i’ll have alberts scream as my ring tone 🤠✨
OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO
I SAID GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO OKAY
Yes
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x hes trying to get veiws from you
@Lylå_Plåyz wooaa
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x huh
Nobody:
Flamingo: Making Everyone's Quarntine Better
Nobody:
Every single "1 k sUbS wItH nO vIdEoS" channel: Flamingo: Making Everyone's Quarantine Better
@@JeremyLikesCars ikr it’s so annoying
@@ItsSquid009 yup
@@JeremyLikesCars YES
Bots: Go to this site for Free Robux
Me: No, I don't think I will
Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor.
XD
n o s c a m
@@jdwmyt That was cringe
@Ï ÃM ĶEŽIN BB 9 bro can u stop commenting that on every comment?
0:04 this dude is a legend
“You died”
Me: he’s already a ghost-
Naut Faunny >:0
@@strikebg5296 yes funny :0
@@strikebg5296 Joke Ruiner
“he is looking for me”
me when I’m dead: *nobody cares about me*
I love you Daddy UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 uhm
I was scrolling and as soon as u say that flamingo says “he is looking for me”
@@Captain_ZER0 ;-;
Holy darn, my edge lord meter is going off the charts!
Albert when he’s happy: *sister!*
Albert when he’s nervous: *brother!*
True!
I love you daddy UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 sim
@@Captain_ZER0 No
3:33 my favorite part lol
same
Fun Fact: A Million Albert/Flamingo caused mental injuries happen to noobs every year all across the Globe.
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 shut up
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 oh god I got a bot in my reply section
lol
stonks
Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 shut it
“Premier is Lesbian”
XD that makes no sense
0:04
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 tf?
@@theothermadi4136 It's a bot/scammer/attention seeking idiot, just ignore them.
I love you Daddy UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 tf stop
@@Captain_ZER0 child anyway so
WOW i love how albert voice acts every single chat that he sees😁
flamingo screaming is the best alarm sound-
And good music
omg yes.
@Ï ÃM ĶEŽIN BB 9 *pulls out knife cutely*
Set it to my ring tone
@@shawnie1613 it’s a bot please tell me you won’t actually do it
Albert: oh no
Me: what now
Albert: I accidentally shot myself
Mood
Me at first:
*Haha shart*
ok
lol
I love you Daddy. UwU
Types of people in life in paradise:
The oder couple
The average admin
The little kid asking everyone to adopt them
Depressed emos that don’t say anything
The person that spy’s on everyone for no reason what so ever
The one walking round doing their own thing
Then Albert being a legend trolling everyone with admin 😂
Im number 5 since im alone so I spy on peeps
Is the game he is playing paradise life??
😂😂
@@cryinqanxgelplayz3270 no but he used to play that game to troll noobs
@@insertname1053 🤢
past albert: admin commands futre albert: be mean to people by being a ghost
I just came from school and this was a perfect timeing cz I was finna go check what u posted :) I always watch him every time I get off of school 😭👍🏽
I love you daddy UwU
@Ï ÃM ĶEŽIN BB 9 shut don't advertise ur channel on someone video and someone else's comment its just rude
@Ï ÃM ĶEŽIN BB 9 bruh u okay?
@@Captain_ZER0 ur 6 years old
"I didn't know he could type that fast!!"
*word literally only has 2 letters*
Coolio
@@jugaming7204 coolio
@Rowan Lloyd coolio
Coolio
coolio
"i have to poop so bad"
albert, *why* are you telling us this? .-.
@KelseaForDays *Y E S*
I t h i n k i t c o o l t e e h e e
0:45 I was trying to protect you ;c
I guess that was actually you
Albert: I need to poop so bad rn dude
Me: Yes. we all needed to know that.
Yep that's disgusting when he said that lol
@@mitchellplays4096 it's albert what'd u expect lol
@@starIife true
Nobody:
Not Even Albert:
When Albert uploads a trolling video:
YASSSSSSSSS QUEEN!
@Henrique Batatinha how long did this
"I didn't mean to shoot myself"
*sure Jan*
I love you Daddy. UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 The hell-
@@gemmmm_zzz it's a bot, just report them as spam
@@Cenmeow *o ok*
everybody: listening to Albert's voice is so calming
*rips through wall* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
People have gotten likes by commenting random things, so:
My pet walnut eating cheese.
Edit: *i guess it really does work*
Wow
Yummy cheese
Congratulations
Mmmmmm Cheese 👅
⠀
XD I don’t know if he realized that they saw him the whole time 😂 cus when you hover your mouse over someone it shows your username and stuff
This is like if Satan committed homicide and said ‘Just trolling!’
Flamingo can you do this?:
Make their faces like a monster and make them like a ball
Idea kill a player when you are invisible and everyone is looking at them then give a person who is close to them a sword. If it’s a game with guns they are going to be confused.
6:44 this is an angle we have never seen before
no one:
not even flamingo:
Scam bots: SeARcH ThIS oN GoOGle: [insert scam web here]
I love you Daddy. UwU
Oh wow two bots in one comment
Bots everywhere
Oh no this is gonna be the new scam comment
Thanks for ending the streak
Burning ticks is how my family gets rid of them. We use tweezers to remove them, put them in a jar, and use a lighter to pop them. I thought everyone did that...
I do😂
really? I do it at school using sticks
“Hey man”
girls: *smh I’m a girl!*
grills: *smh I’m better then all of you!*
@SuperSonicSnapp woof bark woof howl (i reported him. he will be gone soon.)
I dont get the joke
@@philomenaeguaoje174 good
Stop spamming
@@flowerdog7818 Flower dog, I now have to subscribe to you
Albert: they can’t see me
HIS NAME IS ALBERT CENA
“WHO ELSE HAS BEEN A FAN BEFORE JULY??🤩
(ɪ’ᴍ ɢɪғᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴜʙs ᴡ/ɴᴏᴛɪs🎁
3
I love you daddy UwU
Oh. . .
@@Captain_ZER0 stfu kiddo ur 6 years old
He isn’t invisible, we see him, we watch him, we love him...
Yuh. 🙃
Bruh
4:54 Jacksepticeye jumped into the gas LIKE A BOSS!
restating a good opinion, dress up as hanako kun and haunt the third floor third stall girls bathroom, and get kaiden to dress as yashiro. Make the weebs proud 🥺🥺
(Jk ofc you don't have to but it would be funny 😅)
Mini•Mochi•Chan how about instead of Kaden dressing up as yashiro alberts gf Kirstin can dress up as yashiro
@@Interdictiondeltawing hmm, good idea!
He can dress up as Tsuchigomori and I will love him forever
“PREMIER IS LESBIAN”
*I CANT XD*
Albert's hair actually looks cool
everyone: im so poor!
flamingo: im broke! i only have 400k robux now!
xdddddddddddddddddddd
@Ï ÃM ĶEŽIN BB 9 stfu leave flamingos ✨ *fresh* ✨ comments alone
I wish that was m3 :(
This looks somewhat fun.
Love you flamingo!
Thanks for the entertainment and the mental torture of others!
"once i burnt a tick"
a tick? oh? _ive burnt millions of ticks that came from my dogs_
I love you Daddy. UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 shut up bot
@@Captain_ZER0 smh im not even a boy how dare
@@wofuutofuu it ment mommy it is very sorry...lmao
Did you burn the dog
7:53 OH GOD ITS MY FRIEND
Nobody:
Flamingo: *Making everyones quarantines better*
Shut the freak freak bot
6:29 OMG ALBERT ARE YOU OKAY?!!
Wdym he always does that
Yes
@Lime Imposter's TH-cam Channel just because we do Gacha doesn’t mean we don’t understand anything.
@@Toesiess if you understand things then what’s 9 + 10?
@Lime Imposter's TH-cam Channel mb
Who else thought this was gonna be an admin paredise life vid?
me
Same
me
@@steveharringtonisfine9422 lol
@@sovietcountryball2709 XD
Petition for Albert to play specter
🙋🏻
Albert: I didn't know noobs could type fast
Noob: Hi
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 shut up bot
I love you Daddy. UwU
Me: Watches first 13 seconds of the video
Also me: of course Albert buys a game pass that trolls people *lol*
*Never gets old*
@@ashyfnf2008 lol
I love you Daddy UwU
Lol
@@Captain_ZER0 wait WOT
I just love alberts personality, it’s literally epic, he’s epic and... ugh just amazing
@Ï ÃM ĶEŽIN BB 9 uhhhhhh
yessir
I've always wanted to burn a tic. Thankfully I'm not the only one.
*Me trying to decide if I’m 14 minutes early or late*
Me trying to find out why anyone cares
*me questioning*
@@Quandale12 quit being mean spread positive vibes!
@@fluttershy35 cause sometimes people think it's cool to be first to there favorite youtubers video
@@fluttershy35 or even be early
don’t worry, burning ticks is perfectly normal and the correct way to kill them.
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E
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Ayy congrats Albert ur video was #1 trending on gaming!😀🥳
I loved the fact that Albert collabed with John Cena..
Hi
Hi
I love your vids
Gi
Hi*
I love you daddy UwU
Whenever I’m feeling down I just go rewatch some of alberts videos and it always boosts my mood, Thank You So Much Albert❤️
"trolling" Thumbnail flamingo: *snaps necks off*
welcome to family friendly albert! we have
*albert literally burning children* but we don’t speak of that
And dead dog 💀 🐶 !
Flamingo: post a video
The ppl with his nonis: AVENGERS ASSEMBLEEEEE
True lol
I love you daddy UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 stfu kiddo
@@vcq9757 ikr
@Ï ÃM ĶEŽIN BB 9 *no*
1 View
1 Comment
That One Viewer: "Thinking Of Something Funny To Comment"
I love you Daddy UwU
Get used to it.
@@Captain_ZER0 𝕚 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦
U too
Albert looks like an anime protagonist
Fun fact: they removed the ghost gamepass
Albert: Bro i have to poop so bad too.
Everyone else: Oh we uh didn't see that coming-
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing