Me: Turns up volume and acreen brightness Albert: screech/scream My ears: Bleeding My eyes: Blurry Albert: Terrified Phone: Cracked Hotel: Trivago Comment: nobody liked it
I love how Albert just calls the leader of the group a idiot and goes on about his day. Edit: He also leaves right after, probably because he realized it was Albert.
Albert: aHhHhHhHhHHihbiygeifeugwifgwfiugifyewgifayviawofgowugvisvdugviuhwviugwfivugvfihviushivugsifvu People: aH STOp FATTY ahaha Albert: put the on fire
Ads are loosely based on the video, although very subtly. Therefore, it makes sense you would get that specific ad, unless your browser history and watch history is full of army - related things.
He had one girlfriend a few years ago and he has been dating the current one for about a year I think he does it because its funny when he goes *kisses filipe*EdeDeeeeeEee
Nobody: Albert: *turns into a terrorist* News: *Florida man leads band of 8 years olds to attack America* Jesus Christ that’s a lot of likes. StoP it’s not that great.
the fact that he speaks with a American accent while being a British general is just hilarious
Loll
Hes american
@@XenoIsHitting no shit
@@XenoIsHitting he lives in Florida
Yea
Group: -says British army-
Albert: * talks in a Texan accent*
says British army
I feel offended I am a colonel now but I was the brig who got demoted.
Texans don’t talk like that Tho
andew I am Texan and that is very good perspective of me
andew county* you iidor
“I ruined this group “
“Shoutout to this group cuz it was really fun”
This is how he made up for what he had done
XD!!!!
[•_•]
{%_%}
What's wrong with me I need help.
@@navidtajik8561 there is nothing wrong with u brother Navid
"Try demoting me"
Albert: So you have chosen, Death.
@Puppet Master ??? no im not lol
omg u said the d word!!
Demoting means going lower a rank
@@GlitchedBlox don't tell the flamingo
ok. you demot?
Albert: *Kisses man*
"OH, HES A MAN"
Albert: *Kisses again*
Yes
Albert=every gender ever created..
Kristen: am I a joke to you?
Legend has it that Albert is actually dating his mic....
bi icon
Random guy: “when is next class?”
Albert: IN HEAVEN”
9:11
911 :0
Wtf
Lol
Katvano E ee
I don’t understand...
How can he be so human...
And yet so god-like.
Skephalo E
Second 🥈
Third!
(someone comments after 1 year later)
When Albert gets admin:
Military: We're going to regret this.
PowerPlayz we did I am one of the Lieutenant Generals so it was funny
Am now
@@staticnate6569 is he going to get demoted? You should teach him what he is suppose to do so he can do that and mess around.
elijah games oh never!! He is too special
@@staticnate6569 haha
"When is next class"
"In heaven"
Emos: thats deep
BynoIsCancer no nuns
BlackJay stfu
BlackJay damn
BynoIsCancer nope
@Thunderz - Roblox ugh stop
Innocent Soldier: WHENS NEXT CLASS?
Albert: IN HEAVEN!
IM DYING XDDD
@Alexander Mills no he’s dead already
in hell
Oh shi-
You have found the soldier
The3Minekaters NO CURSING
I love how once Albert got in the game the owner is just like:
:admins.
That was a developer not the owner
"Is this England or is this the UK?" -Alberto 2019
Its London
It is Ireland
Engpand, uk, and british are the same lmao
@@yakun6967 that's the joke
I think he meant it could be somewhere else in the uk
These were the days
Me: Turns up volume and acreen brightness
Albert: screech/scream
My ears: Bleeding
My eyes: Blurry
Albert: Terrified
Phone: Cracked
Hotel: Trivago
Comment: nobody liked it
Sorry what
Still chill :}
2:53 broo the way Albert read it🤣
Idea: raid a Area 51 game saying “WHERE DEM ALIENS AT?”
THE PART WHERE HE MADE EVERYONE SAY YES HAD ME LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF
7:04 it's beautiful
I love how albert is going againsts "MERICA" with the best yeehaw accent he can make
"we're going to war with america"
*Soviet Union starts rising*
*As always, funni*
for you guys that don't know geography england and the uk (United Kingdom) are in the same place
LMAO THAT END WHERE THE ADMIN WAS LIKE " try it" AND WHEN HE DID IT HE WAS LIKE "oh damn you can do that?"
0:48
Flamingo: This guy does not believe this idiot here is an admin
Me: but he’s the owner!
Little did Albert know, he called the owner of the group a noob
Albert theres a Vending machine behind a wall in the little house at tre
roughriderpyro 123 why is ur pic from argario
@@Hotdog_Love no its from fork knife breakfest royal
roughriderpyro 123 what does it do?
It does nothing
roughriderpyro 123 THEN WHATS THE POINT OF TELLING IT
Albert: “ Is this England or UK “ Me: Face palm * 20000000
I'm actually a private at that group! Also of people say that ur annoying the group its untrue, I find it very funny 😂
"I am a general."
me, an owner of a minecraft server: we shall battle.
IOCKED is the server for Mobile and what the server
Hey can you join my minecraft christan server??
møønlight cat sure I’m a Christian as well
@@epicboxx3838 Tis a joke.
I am the owner of a discord server. This is a world war.
a person : when is next class
( funny )
flamingo : IN HEAVEN btw funny ting starts at 9:13
Albert: “lemme lay this guy out😀”
Also albert: *proceeds to shoot full auto AWM*
Him: How do I be soilder
Albert: *C o m e*
*Absolutely misses the recruitment center*
Me: *BRUH*
Albert: “We get girls!”
Me: **I N T E N S E W H E E Z I N G**
;w;
albert: we are at war with america
his vocal cords:
10:03 😂😂 absolutely hilarious best part 10/10 🤣🤣
Nobody:
Someone: *bullying*
Albert: *drools*
"THIS GUY IS A NOOB"
*proceeds to brutally mow down the troops*
“I think this is England or is it UK.” - Albert. 2020
"I Am GOiNg tO gEt AaRoN tO RemOVe YoU"
In reality he doesn't know that the dev Aaron himself give Albert to do this to his soliders ✨✨
ALBERT WATCH OUT WITH YOUR ARM IN THE THUMBNAIL!?!?!?!? IT'S LOOKING A BIT FUNNY
Albert: *has super cool weapon*
Also Albert: Bongos
When someone gives Albert admin:
Albert: *Im bout to end this mans whole career*
@Kasiem Willis I wanted to say career.
"this guy does not believe that this idiot right here is an admin"
*THAT WAS THE OWNER*
Albert: America is BAD
Also Albert: *Uses American accent*
Person: but sir these are not Americas they are Russian
Albert: UGH SHUT UP RAT SHOOTS*
ReaperNextCon (the demoted guy at 11:03 was the developer
"Is this England or UK?"-Old Albert
"Well, I'm gonna take back my kiss, and give you another-"
1:36 real joy 👌 I would have joy out of that to :)
Revenge of 1776: The British Army declares war on the United States after it denied access for British ships carrying tea.
Person: :admins Flamingo: This guy does not belive that this guy is an admin Me (notices that he is the owner)
Albert : M'lady you are..... Perfect.
Lady : ;)
it makes me die from laughter
10:58 just watch this part. Albert has the guts to demote a developer to private. This is why I watch flamingo.
wtf is a developer gonna do to you? UNDEVELOP YOU??? he doesn't do crap
@@catmullah7351 LMFAOOO facts
SAME BROOOOOO IKRRRRRRRRRRRRR
And punch the guts of the develo- Private.
@@Auto-UTTP_Report_Bot exactly and you need guts
Albert : ''Im the leader of 24 thousand people!'' Also Albert: owns group with 8 million people.
Well its more of a cult
Well it’s more of a monarchy
Well it's more of a big well they all fell into
Well its more of a death ceremony
Well it's more of a fraudulent scheme
ReaperArron:leader of the group and checks admin
Albert:Doesn't realize that he was the leader
0:47 Albert: This guy does NOT believe this idiot is a general
This guy=ReaperAaron
This guy= THE ONE WHO PROMOTED HIM TO GENERAL
@@301aiman3 IKR
i was gonna say the same thing
He just realized he f*#@ up
their friends
fun fact: the admin who didnt believe albert was a high rank at 0:47 was ReaperAaron, the owner of the group.
edit: stop arguing and thx for likes :)
sharp eye
I noticed but I thought it was just a display name because he wasn't a general.
@@shoddypeasant8762 Display names weren't a thing back then
fun fact reaper was checking to see if it worked cause he gave albert the admin but albert didnt realize that was reaper.
Fr
Let’s take a minute and think
*Imagine the suffering of Albert’s neighbors when he records*
Truee
albert: you might think this is suffering but this is salvation
@@chrish8584 God's blessing
lol
“Honey! Our neighbor is screaming weird casting again!”
Albert: **pulls out a rifle**
Man: **Screams**
Albert: **Screams**
**Shoots him**
Albert screams because he thought he was aiming at himself prob
AIbert
sounds like some good shakespeare writing
Albert=best war tactics
Lol
I love how at 0:47 Albert does not even notice the owner of the game is in the server.
bro thought it was some random noob
@@ilikenofriendsbackup Look at the player list that’s what they are talking about
@@RampantRanger23 ik i was saying albert thought it was some random noob
7:10 Greatest speech in history
Cool thanks for the comment 👍😁
10%10 speech
YES
@Richard I. Arnold YES
I laughed so hard my stomach feels like it has cancer
Welcome to top 5 greatest Generals in the whole of history
Stalin is very offended.
1. Albert
2.same as 1
3. same as 1
4. same as 1
5. same as 1
Death Exploits LMFAOOOOO
seems like watch mojo to me
General Eisenhower. General MacArthur.
Albert: "Is this England or UK
*"Is this California or America."*
Lmao true
Aidan Yenne
...?
0ooooooooooF
Lol
@Aidan Yenne what???????
6:55 the most inspirational speak ever
I already said that a year ago lol
Speech*
@@wartunes6547 he said speak
@@wartunes6547 maybe watch the vid before commenting
*WE HAS CAN*
Albert: WHO ARE WE AT WAR WITH?! *AMERICA*
_says with american southern accent_
T e a : oof
Nice like amount doubt change is
USAF will domain the Britishs literally
T e a oh no
T e a more like p e e
I love how Albert just calls the leader of the group a idiot and goes on about his day.
Edit: He also leaves right after, probably because he realized it was Albert.
Well he called himself an idiot and called the leader just "this guy"
if you see Albert in a game you know your gonna cry yourself to sleep tonight
love how his accent was very southern and american when he’s a general in the uk army
Indeed
Ikr
I’m 11
111th like XD Also yeah.
Sqwakly_YT I'm §₩
The “Yes” part got really patriotic not gonna lie
I just got a notification for a second like- when did you all do this?!
WolfGirl Draws your account has been suspended reason: *YES*
*Y E S*
*-YES-*
too political for me
Y E S
7:10 got me dying
reubenrod Same!
Yeah
Yes
Sunny Roblox YES
Same 🤣
The "Oh." At the end 😂
What timestamp?
Oh nvm
*”D E M O T E D”*
-albert the patriotic the 1st
Ok Boomer
Flakes Takahashi 100th like ur welcome ;)
999999999999999999999999999999909999QR
@@mslusekey he is middle rank now not general because he demoted too much hard working people
albert : WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
nobody :
That 1 kid : *tO WiN!*
Nobody:
General Albert: Lets time travel to 1776!
Then i should join TO WIN TO WIN TO WIN
Albert: aHhHhHhHhHHihbiygeifeugwifgwfiugifyewgifayviawofgowugvisvdugviuhwviugwfivugvfihviushivugsifvu
People: aH STOp FATTY ahaha
Albert: put the
on fire
Can people please give me positive comments? 🥰 I really want a lot of positive comments.
Can people please give me positive comments? 🥰 I really want a lot of positive comments.
During your speech you should’ve said “WE CAN HAS CAN” you missed out on a great opprotunity!
So... Motivational...
:') this has changed my life...
*am now*
No u
Am now vegeteble hulk
Philip Kelly no you
0:00 god forbid albert from ever obtaining presidency
"WE AT WAR WITH AMERICA!"
*GETS AD FOR THE US ARMY*
Major 3 Awesome America guud brittan bad
Ads are loosely based on the video, although very subtly. Therefore, it makes sense you would get that specific ad, unless your browser history and watch history is full of army - related things.
E
Major 3 Awesome ikr
LOL
Idea: raid “the streets” with you as Santa and your fans dressed as elves and play Christmas songs
Or use admin and do this in other games
Yass queen
OOOOO nice bro
Radicalracoon00 No he didnt
I respect you
When life gives you Oranges yessss epic **chill face** **and do epic face that epic games made for us cuz epic**
Albert:“That means I’m the leader of 24k member”
Me: *activates British National anthem*
God save the queen
@Xx F1shSt1ck xX Y E S
I will fight for my country **Salutes in British**
Error Sans Banned
Gacha loves Cookies no, *God save the Tsar!*
Gacha loves Cookies she is in trouble with him as general
0:46 *{Doesn't notice he just called the owner "This Guy" even though he was the one that ranked him}*
"This guy does not believe that this idiot here is an admin"
That was ReaperAaron LOL
@Achillis Marangos 0:47
Albert:"I wish i had any control my saliva!"
Also Albert: *ｓｐｉｔｓ ｅｖｅｒｙｗｈｅｒｅ ｏｎｐｕｒｐｏｓｅ*
gapple * lol it’s a kid trying to be funny, what did you expect, he also has his name with YT next to it with even tho he’s in the TH-cam app
@gapple * oof yes i shall edit it
@@2ndunknown421 there's a specific reason to the word "Cragsters" Mixels. Which is why i put yt so the filter doesnt mess up.
Ｌｏｌ
@@typicalnoob4735 probably the comment made
Albert plays
The owner: "sweating nervously"
not sweating nervously but....
*SWEATING PROFUSELY*
3:01
Albert: Points at a gun at a guy that was said he never had a training.
Meanwhile there are civilians in the base and people wearing formals.
Albert: **Kisses man who is actually a woman**
Man who seems like woman: "Looking good :>"
Me: **Surprise pikachu face** _DaS KInDa GaY_
Albert: I kissed a boy and I like it
I legit think albert is secretly bi and gives us subtle hints in every video.
Me: *y e s*
Iona Lol but he has a gf
He had one girlfriend a few years ago and he has been dating the current one for about a year
I think he does it because its funny when he goes *kisses filipe*EdeDeeeeeEee
When everyone can get likesfor saying "I have a dog"
And I say "yo mama is my dad"
And gets nothing
Thank you person for liking my likeing my comment :')
@@joemamaaa4356 you are very welcome
@@Emanresuu respects for youuu :''''''''')))))
Yo dad is my mom
@@tryh4rd441 :O mind blown
5:00 legit left me uncontrollably laughing for like 5 whole minutes
legend says he is still laughing to this day
even now ?
No this funny 4:48
Albert: WE ARE AT WAR WITH AMERICA!
Me: .........You ARE American....
@@301aiman3 that means he hate his country
7:33 Lol this is so funny!
"we're going to war with america"
*_gamer music intensifies_*
§1 is actually a color
So NATO isnt a thing anymore.
*british anthem intensifies*
Murcia
Vietcongs love it.
5:18 Someone literally Said “a promotion” “NOW!” when he asked “What do we want?” “When do we want it?”
How come no replies? Lol 😂
IDN
I mean he said wat he wanted and wen
someone said food too
Can people please give me positive comments? 🥰 I really want a lot of positive comments.
Albert : WHAT DO WE WANT?
Random guy: food
wow so many likes on a 8 month old video
8 was hungry after this
8
33 likes THAT’S SO MANY HOLY
I WILL SAY SORRY IF YOU SAY I LIKE USA OK ALBERT
ME NO SAY SORRY NOOB
Nobody:
General Albert: *aggressively beats bongos*
I want flamingo to just somehow join a meeting between two army groups trying to make an alliance and he just ruins it lol
Army: *good reputation*
Albert: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
hey I play games it is real it’s just forbidden
7:13 missed chance to say
“WI CAN HAS CAN”
"WI CAN HAS NOW"
When albert gets a high rank in a military game...
His fans: here we go again
SCAM THUNDERZ
Aw shid
Thunderz - Roblox YOUR NOT CHILL
@Thunderz - Roblox YOUR NOOB
Midnight_illusion this is basically every video now
Albert is a perfect leader for the military soldiers.
Nobody:
Albert: *turns into a terrorist*
News: *Florida man leads band of 8 years olds to attack America*
Jesus Christ that’s a lot of likes. StoP it’s not that great.
Greatest comment I've seen in actual years
True
This is the comment I’ve installed TH-cam for.
It’s 69. Noice.
LMAO
"British Army"
Albert: "Is it England? Or UK..."
Dont forget that guy who said "USA USA"
It’s Parliament Not British army
Is this the British isles or is this Britain?
💖 S T O R M I 💖 you copied a comment
Im from the uk and i think it's the same
"I think this is england, or is it UK?"
*bruh*
Bruh
Lol
England is in uk bruh
@@oofed7457 no shit sherlok
@@ewbst7340 ye no shit bruv :-)
I edited this comment so you won't know what I got these likes for, and so the replies make no sense
The replies make no sense anyway
Me is the no can
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’ve been a fan since 1010 ;]
Me am die he *Y E S*
*So emotional*
Albert the second time: what do we want
Random person: I WANT FOOD
ypu mom
lol
who doesn't lmao
LOL random person said FOOD
Also
I know this is 2 months ago, but this might be me in a nutshell xd
albert: works in the British army
also Albert: western accent
XDDD
I don't get it
@@嘻嘻嘻囍哈 too are u german i saw u on alot of german yt
@@pole7663 I'm not, but I'm pretty sure why you saw me at there, there's alot of people using this profile picture.
@@嘻嘻嘻囍哈 oh ok
flamingo is always funny :D