ITS MY CHARACTER! I'M THE TRASH MAN! I COME OUT, I THROW TRASH, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE RING! AND THEN, I START EATING GARBAGE! AND THEN I PICK UP THE TRASH CAN, AND I BASH THE GUY WITH IT!
I have no grandchildren but I feel it is my duty to obtain a cache of these as Christmas gifts. I'd hate to disappoint the hypothetical future urchins by failng in my grandparental responsibilities.
Wait, your mom didn't smack you on your birthday and say how its your fault her life is so shit and on top of that got presents, someones lived the high life.
The sad part, that "Boba" mold was legit sold by Harbro in that manner, i was bummed as hell when i took him out of the box, and found him in that Alkward pose.
Clones don't have to look the same. Take me for example, I'm a "perfect" clone of the legendary Big Boss yet I also very clearly have paler skin, more pronounced cheek bones, a thinner nose, and less sunken in eyes (well... eye, anyway...). I did manage to perfectly inherent dad's massive forehead, which is nice. I also sound nothing like him, strangely enough, though that's probably because I don't chain smoke "medicinal" cigars all day. In all seriousness differences in womb conditions, nutrition, and general environmental factors can have dramatic effects on the appearance of cloned organisms and can make them look wildly different from the thing they're cloned from even if they're genetically identical.
Remember kids, knowledge is power, and knowing is half the battle! Which is precisely why The La Li Lu Le Lo want to control the flow of information to the masses and hand select what memes get passed on to the next generation of slaves. Don't be a slave to their insidious machinations, DEATH TO THE PATR10TS!
+Jason Martin So did I. I'm 36 in my profile picture. Still ended up different looking, and I imagine since Boba was raised differently than other clones and not given the accelerated aging, hence why he isn't dead by "Return of the Jedi", there's quite a possibility that there'd be some distinct differences between the two.
I'm not a big Star Wars fan, and I know the prequels were real bad and all that, but the fact that the knock of Padmé figure started hugging the knock off Luke figure as soon as he was put near her made me really happy for some reason. She's a proud (knockoff) mom!
This new couch somehow made me realize I've been watching Ashens for over 5 years since the pop station videos. Probably the youtuber I've followed longest
Simon Brown Sorry. I actually do stuff other than sit here and watch TH-cam all day. I have a job. I swordfight with a massive group of people. I'm part of a witch's coven. When you actually do stuff with your life, it becomes rather hard to remember something seen in a short, albeit entertaining, TH-cam video.
WildKatGirl i am aware, and am currently living in the UK. "molding" is when you create a solid object from a cast and some type of hardening liquid. "moulding" is when your nan has kept grapes in the cupboard for a few months, and it has grown onto the door handle, holding it shut, creating a biological hazard zone in your own home, festering and releasing spores into the atmosphere to assimilate all of humanity
+Ashens Anakin is Zammo from Grange Hill. A bit of Joey Essex in there as well I think. P.s. Woolwich also had a Poundland and a bigger one opened up almost opposite and both are still open. Bizarre.
Oh my God! Where's the old couch? Is the old couch okay?! Oh God, of God, oh God... I'm so worried. I hope the old couch is okay. Please be okay! You can't film on a new couch without telling us what happened to the couch we all fell in love with! After all, the couch was the star of this channel!
I'm watching this while a big portion of my face is still half numb from an emergency visit to the dentist. So in between being cheered up, the pain and not being able to move my face to laugh it's quite an interesting experience...
i miss the old couch, not because nostalgia but, i know people are going to say in the future "like if you were here when ashens couch was brown etc.) and that will annoy me
I don't like cheap paint. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Ridog_ I try.
Have some sand. And a bit of gravel. Add some cement. Enjoy the concrete.
Don't forget the water. Or the sand.
Anakin is not amused with your apparent effort at mockery.
And causes lead poisoning
Woke my family up laughing at 'Post Death Star explosion Biggs Darklighter'.
Brilliant!
Imagine a bootleg boss Nass figure. I shiver at the thought.
There has to be some out there. If there's a bootleg Biggs, then there's probably a bootleg Boss Nass.
Oh god!
He would be thin and handsome.
@@sup209 and he would be called boos niss
What about a bootleg Jabba
These Bootleg figures are based on:
2013 Biggs Darklighter
2002 Jango Fett
2013 Episode 2 Anakin Skywalker
2013 Padme Amadala
2013 Darth Vader
2013 Clone Pilot
2013 Clone Sargent
2007 Luke Skywalker
2011 R2-D2
2015 BB-8
That's dedication. Or a good collectors guide.
BB-Eugh*
thats not Biggs, that's Stinky Diver! A former navy commando with an attitude as bad as his odor!
I wonder if meltman also made a comeback
topher minski oh fuck you're right
Needs a Prometheus action figure.
meltman came back as boba fett
topher minski The show shall be called "Star Action League Wars Now"
7:18 - They didn't forget to turn his arm around; they just assembled that one with *two left arms*.
Well, whoever assembled it must have done it with his own *two left arms*
@@KasumiRINA or did you mean they assembled it with there two left feet?
They molded it from a poseable figure who's arm happened to be turned over and shot the goo in the mold, i assume.
Is that a bootleg Ashens couch?
ITS MY CHARACTER! I'M THE TRASH MAN! I COME OUT, I THROW TRASH, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE RING! AND THEN, I START EATING GARBAGE! AND THEN I PICK UP THE TRASH CAN, AND I BASH THE GUY WITH IT!
V
ashens spared no expense in ikea for his office furniture it seems :)
+sine moderamine It is
Poundland has a furniture department now.
These "lightsabers" remind me oddly much of The Penetrator from Saints Row 3.
Oh they're not light sabers.
Light Penetrators
The " dong blade "
This is why the official toys try using transparent colored plastic-
"Why didn't Chewie get a medal?"
Welp, that didn't age well.
Yes outdated
"What will the children want to play with this Christmas?"
The desiccated corpses of their favorite Star Wars characters.
"Yes, of course"
Why is Biggs molded after Ringo Starr?
I have no grandchildren but I feel it is my duty to obtain a cache of these as Christmas gifts. I'd hate to disappoint the hypothetical future urchins by failng in my grandparental responsibilities.
padme's been playing with homer's make up shotgun
The intro music was PERFECT. Recognisable, yet different enough to avoid the attention of copyright lawyers...
They have seen horrors we have yet to experience as the human race.. Some of them even mutated through hundreds of generations of suffering...
i play porkemon go everyday
i play pokemon go
MemesDisgustMe I lold
when i wake up
Perhaps they are from a future in which the stars are right/in position and the Old Ones have returned to reclaim this Earth.
10:40 I like how on the far-left it appears as if Luke is trying to ignore Padme's advances. For obvious reasons.
those lightsabers though. Maybe the Star Wars universe has rubbery lightsabers like those that exist as practical jokes.
I love how when you put luke down, Leia went in for a big hug.
The clone engineer as you called it actually has 2 of the same arm.
Yes, I think so, too.
The intro to these are so well done. The just wrong theme music is perfect
This is like the kind of shit my mom would buy me as a kid after spending all our money on booze and realising it was my birthday the next day.
Ahhhhh...memories :)
oh
cute story
Wait, your mom didn't smack you on your birthday and say how its your fault her life is so shit and on top of that got presents, someones lived the high life.
Cool! I never had booze on my birthday when i was a kid :(
The sad part, that "Boba" mold was legit sold by Harbro in that manner, i was bummed as hell when i took him out of the box, and found him in that Alkward pose.
Vader's noodle saber made me laugh more than it should
always love how the title music sounds like the star wars theme, but is different enough not to get sued.
It's like the star wars theme if you've been spray painting in a small room and are high as a fuckin' kite.
I love that Jon Willems score at the beginning.
Maybe these are the "Star Wars" characters from the Bizzaro universe.
Clones don't have to look the same. Take me for example, I'm a "perfect" clone of the legendary Big Boss yet I also very clearly have paler skin, more pronounced cheek bones, a thinner nose, and less sunken in eyes (well... eye, anyway...). I did manage to perfectly inherent dad's massive forehead, which is nice. I also sound nothing like him, strangely enough, though that's probably because I don't chain smoke "medicinal" cigars all day.
In all seriousness differences in womb conditions, nutrition, and general environmental factors can have dramatic effects on the appearance of cloned organisms and can make them look wildly different from the thing they're cloned from even if they're genetically identical.
Thanks, former president George Sears.
That was very informative.
Remember kids, knowledge is power, and knowing is half the battle!
Which is precisely why The La Li Lu Le Lo want to control the flow of information to the masses and hand select what memes get passed on to the next generation of slaves. Don't be a slave to their insidious machinations, DEATH TO THE PATR10TS!
+Harvey Chesterfield President of the United States?
The clone troopers were mass produced to look like Jango and matured quicker than him.
+Jason Martin So did I. I'm 36 in my profile picture. Still ended up different looking, and I imagine since Boba was raised differently than other clones and not given the accelerated aging, hence why he isn't dead by "Return of the Jedi", there's quite a possibility that there'd be some distinct differences between the two.
Apparently they ran out of right fore arms on the first clone trooper. It's literally just a left arm flipped upside down.
I'm not a big Star Wars fan, and I know the prequels were real bad and all that, but the fact that the knock of Padmé figure started hugging the knock off Luke figure as soon as he was put near her made me really happy for some reason. She's a proud (knockoff) mom!
Ooooh, first one here! Let me make a joke!
The Ouya.
Sad, but true.
I have a better one! PCP Station
Dragon's Layer Productions I may have laughed more than I am proud to admit
NAILED T! haha
I have one and it runs the shit out of emulators. Can't complain
This new couch somehow made me realize I've been watching Ashens for over 5 years since the pop station videos. Probably the youtuber I've followed longest
I like the authentic 'post ski trip" Sonny Bono figure.
5:00 Anakin looks like a single mother who has just been told her child benefit has been cut
What the fuck is up with the new ass couch?????? I kinda like it
Presumably this was not shot at Stuart's home.
that would make scene
Aaand cut! That's a rap everyone! We make scene!
i r g00d at the sp3lling wut r u make da joke at me LAWLZ
probably a new cover for the couch
Where did you find the knock off star wars music?
Does Alec have his own youtube channel where he does this stuff? The videos you make together are absolute gold.
10:42 Padme is getting a little fresh with Luke.
Oh, that did it...now I've got to find the brain soap...
I love hear two grown adults giggling like dorks at their star wars toys. Hilarious video
You two and the Vader/Palpatine dialogue was one of the funniest bits!
Why does Anakin's face look like Episode I Obi-Wan? Why does his wife look like Rey? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH BIGGS AND BOBA?!
Combined with Cdr Data.
Biggs is on Krokodil and Boba is on LSD
"I find your lack of quality disturbing." -Darth Vader upon seeing the existence of these bootlegs
but the brown couch :( noooo
Ashens, once again you made me laugh.
A lot!
Many thanks!
oooh! A new couch... fancy !
Nope, just at a office.
Dr. Ashen's psychiatrist office.
Dr Ashen never did anything with his Psychology doctorate, the office is for Youtubing.
Babafett can do a Mario 64 Rocket Boost Ass Stomp attack with this Jetpack .
I see you started with Charles Bronson after a severe head injury.
The "authentic battle damage" line is beautiful!
11th, thats twice as good as 1th
No? Twice as good would be 2nd
In a multitude of 2, it's impossible to get 11. Though I am only including whole numbers.
Oneth.
firth
3st
wow even the themes bootleg in a way lollo
he didn't mean for it to be like that
@EVEmasta
I'm quite sure that was the point of it. It sounds stylistically like the star wars theme, but isn't the theme.
copyright issues
Pristine Pastel well it's done to sound like Star Wars because he can't use the real theme
Nah, it sounds too good.
What they should be using is the original theme, but a shitty off-note cover version of it with kazoos or something
that clone engineer looked like Charles II of Spain! ahahah
or México
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I beg to differ.
Reddsoldier You win the internet 😂
The world seems to have a disturbing lack of historical royalty action figures.
That is quite possibly the most hilarious thumbnail in all of TH-cam.
That last clip, it's like the special needs version of star wars. I've never laughed so hard.
00:13 - No! It's meant to be Episope 3 because of that other bootleg film error!!!!! DX
I have the legitimate version of that Biggs Darklight figure! It's wonderfully detailed and doesn't look like an eternally screaming pile of shit!
Darth Vader: "There *is* no lightsaber" *continues to bend the lightsaber with the force*
A custom R2-D2 soda fountain WOULD be pretty sweet to own.
ilikethecokev2 - Or a pedal bin?
Atheist Orphan
Eh, that's too cliche.
Avengers... A-ctually, stay home for this one.
Love the way it looks like Padme's trying to get it on with Luke in the background.
7:25 know wonder they cant shoot straight
7:06 - Yes, your Highness. Your very posture tells me "Here is a man of true greatness".
Did you get a new sofa??? Damn. I need to get rid of my Lego ashens playset now...
no thats the sofa in his office i believe
God damn, you got way too triggered over a question about a couch.
Don't get rid of it! It's a collectable now.
Simon Brown How about I wait until you learn and/or master the English language. Before you attempt to hilariously insult me again.
Simon Brown Sorry. I actually do stuff other than sit here and watch TH-cam all day. I have a job. I swordfight with a massive group of people. I'm part of a witch's coven. When you actually do stuff with your life, it becomes rather hard to remember something seen in a short, albeit entertaining, TH-cam video.
4:59 It's an authentic Dave Lister toy!
9:39
Bloody hell Luke, your incestuous desires are getting out of hand. :v
i cant imagine how many figures he has reviewd for the past 10 years
i want to believe that the intro misspelled "molding", and that the action figures aren't growing mold, but you don't always get what you want
The word 'mould' is spelt differently in the UK.
WildKatGirl i am aware, and am currently living in the UK. "molding" is when you create a solid object from a cast and some type of hardening liquid. "moulding" is when your nan has kept grapes in the cupboard for a few months, and it has grown onto the door handle, holding it shut, creating a biological hazard zone in your own home, festering and releasing spores into the atmosphere to assimilate all of humanity
crazzilla Actually, 'mould' can be used for both definitions, as can 'mold'.
so i was technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
crazzilla No... You said that the intro misspelled correct when it didn't... That was what I was trying to correct you on.
+Ashens Anakin is Zammo from Grange Hill. A bit of Joey Essex in there as well I think. P.s. Woolwich also had a Poundland and a bigger one opened up almost opposite and both are still open. Bizarre.
Biggs or Burt Reynolds?
Not only is that clone's arm upside down, but it's not even the right arm. As in it's a left arm flipped around.
Oh my God! Where's the old couch? Is the old couch okay?! Oh God, of God, oh God... I'm so worried. I hope the old couch is okay. Please be okay!
You can't film on a new couch without telling us what happened to the couch we all fell in love with! After all, the couch was the star of this channel!
900bot If it's fine, then we surely would have seen the couch.I refuse to believe that this isn't a conspiracy.
Are you stupid? this blue couch is in all the other bootleg figure vids
+Mike G She's obviously joking.
CrizzyD91 "She" Lmfao okay.
NoNameC68 it got cut in half by the Worlds Sharpest knife™
7:35 .... that settles it. storm troopers have strokes too
Biggs* never was the same after the accident.
Spellcheck? I hate it too.
Yea, spell check
But he died in the Death Star trench run!
this is a youtuber/entertainer that really deserves some good ad revenue instead of all these clickbait youtubers
I'm watching this while a big portion of my face is still half numb from an emergency visit to the dentist. So in between being cheered up, the pain and not being able to move my face to laugh it's quite an interesting experience...
Bootleg office sofa
They gave Biggs darklighter a fucking clone blaster rifle.
Having another sofa affair again I see...
"And the face..."
-Stuart Ashen, every single bootleg video
Damn just as I clicked on the video I needed a crap..
1:49 He looks like a young Burt Reynolds right after he was rescued from a POW camp.
Where's the Eggmaster
Papa John's Pizza no one dares to half ass the eggmaster
Ashens uploaded in my birthday. I feel blessed
i miss the old couch, not because nostalgia but, i know people are going to say in the future "like if you were here when ashens couch was brown etc.) and that will annoy me
it's not a new couch,this is the star wars bootleg couch,it's almost in every star wars vid.
And then I will proceed to report them as spam for asking for Likes as though they're desperate for attention.
7:33 you nearly spit in the troopers mouth!! grim!
Wtf
dad
3:44 "I've seen better *days*"
well you're certainly not seeing any more of that are you?
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SOFA?!
residue of knock-off toys wore a hole into it.
this is the office couch.
Holy shit! That first figure reminded me of Paul McCartney, during the Sgt. Pepper era. Not sure why!
"The second problem is...."
is what? that he's black?
Ashens the racist strikes back
nice b8 m8: rate 8 out of 8
You failed to write "rate" as "r8". Mediocre.
it was my first time ;-)
i will improve... or seppuku! ;)
Sudoku
Great intro Ashens!!!
Am I the only one who cringed a little that he put IV as Episode 4 instead of VI (as the title shows its meant to be like Return Of The Jedi)
IV is 4 in roman numerals.
What Yellow Diamond means that it should be "VI" because Episode 6 of Star Wars was called "Return of the Jedi".
+Wholesale Bear
Yeah, but this installment in the Star Wars series is Episode VI.
I just saw what he meant. I think he (ashens) was just poking at how they are bootleg toys.
Tis is Ashens' fourth 'Bootleg Star Wars' video. That's what the 'Episode IV' was referring to.
5:10 looks kinda like Dave Lister from Red Dwarf lol
Whoever made them was surely a smeghead.
'Avengers Assemble!'
I'm the half passed out black pilot who's supposed to fly us in.
I have to say, I always get a big stupid grin on my face when reading your opening scrolls for these.
Excellent thing to watch right before the livestream.
That was my first thought when I saw that clone engineer, that it was mighty keen on being a Rocky impersonator
7:34 why did you spit in my face? HAHAHAHAHA
The Stallone face rocks! :) And the sad lightsabers are sad. Remind me some bootleg pieces from 1980s Poland.
That clone engineer with two left arms. 😂
1:50 That's obviously Burt Reynolds. I'm just not sure if it's supposed to be him before, or after the facelifts.
9:27 Hey, it runs in the family.