I loved the one with this: Wikipedia: I know everything Google: No I know everything Wikipedia : I know everyone Google: without me you are nothing Electricity: keep talking bi*ches
I liked the comeback on the cover: student says to teacher- would you ever punish me for something I didn't do? teacher- of course not student: good, because i didn't do my homework
Boy👨: Police, they are strangers in my shed! Police👮: there is no one in your area. Boy👨: send people in as soon as possible! Police👮:Alright. Boy calls back 6 minutes later: Boy👨: don't send anyone anymore, I've shot them. police👮: what?! * boy hangs up * 2 minutes later there was a whole squad of helicopters police vans and cars. the police asks the boy: Police👮: I thought you said you had shot them? Boy👨: I thought you said there was no one in the area 😂😊😉 How to be a SMARTASS like a BOSS.
Here''s another comeback: Cool guy:I'm sooo cool! Victim:-rolls eyes- Cool guy:Excusme? I'm so much cooler than you so mind ur own buisness! Victim:If ur cooler than me, then doesn't that mean I'm hotter than u? Classmates:OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Singerthe3rd Or heres another come back: Cool Guy: I'm so cool, cooler then you! Other Guy: If your so cool, why don't you have a girlfriend? Cool Guy: Uhm... Other Guy: Oh right.. She cheated on you, for me!.. Crowed that's around Cool Guy and Other Guy: OOOOOOO
I asked the teacher if I can go to the restroom and she said "I don't know can you?" "Then I said "That's why I'm asking you! You're the teacher! You have the right to let me out of class!" Then I got sent to the principal!
Skythekidstorm3 RBLX no this is what really happens in my school if you say can u get a full time job and they have a full time job so this is what happens me: can I use the bathroom sub: I don't know can u me: Yes, can you get a better job OHHHHHHH I GOT SUSPENED FOR SAYING THAT
Yeah, but the stupid part about the one from Lexi Tiffany was even worse. In her original post, she said males brain instead of male's brain. She needs to learn to use apostrophes as well.
How to roast a sub teacher ( if the real teacher is absent) Me: Can I use the bathroom? Sub Teacher: I don't know can you? Me: I don't know can you get a full-time job? Classroom: OHHHHHHHH!!!
Pie God lmao i play a game called lords mobile and when people are being idiots in diplomacy i say, you should go see a doctor because the amount of shit coming out of your mouth is unreal. Lol
Here's one Mom: why aren't you in bed Me: why aren't you Mom: I'm older Me: elders need extra rest Mom: you calling me old? Me: I take it back pretty soon you will be asleep forever
I roasted my Bully (he's in 9th I'm in 7th, no I'm not a nerd) Bully: Do you see my fist going into your face Me: No, but I do see my foot going up your -beep-
Don't Touch My phone I did the same thing My Bully:FAIL FAIL THAT'S A FAIL Me:we don't need you're life story right now My friends:OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Works every time Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: *Cold stare* *sharp voice* Can I go to the bathroom. Teacher: *Nods*
Google:I know everything Facebook:I know everybody Internet:without me you're nothing Electricity:Keep talking bitchess Benjamin Franklin:Forgot me? Parents:without us you're nothing Ancestors:oh wow Apes:Screw ya all Cell:no,fuck you God:sup?!
A come back me and my friends made up all together and took some bits from other come backs Mean person: I don't think they allow mistakes in this school... Girl: I thought that too, but your here, Ain't you? And here is another Im made this one up on the spot lol! XD Mean girl: Lol your such a mistake Girl: At least my birth certificate isn't a sorry letter from the condom factory Mean girl: Your come backs don't even make sense.... Girl: Ya, that's what you think.. Mean girl: What do you mean dumb a*s Girl: I'm the dumb a*s? Mean girl: No, your a nerd Girl: It's better than not knowing when someone is calling me a mistake Mean girl: Ya... I bet you get that alot Girl: You sure? Cuz, im pretty sure... Mistakes get replaced... Mean girl: Yeah, whats you point Girl: Im a lonely child Mean girl: No one gives a f**k Girl: You have a little brother... Mean girl: F**k you im outta here!
I got one... Me: Excuse me can I use the restroom? Teacher: I don't know can you? Me: Yeah if I just ask politely It's not really a comeback but it's something you can say😂👌👍
Corny joke anyone?................ Knock Knock Who's there u ask? Britney Spears Britney's Spears who Knock Knock? Who's there? Oops I did it again.......
Same. I picked up a friend's copy of a manga to look at it once. "Put it down, please," she said. "Fine," I replied, and dropped it on the ground. "Seriously?" "You asked me to put it down!"
I have one Me: (Goes to science room) Bully: You! Give me money! Or I will punch you! Me: I don't know can you?! Bully: HAHAHA! You think you're powerful! Me: (Locks fist before it starts) Bully: Huh? Me: First of all I spend almost all of my money for lunch and secondly! Principal suspended you for 3 days! Who told you to go to school?! Bully: Oh... Principal: What? WHO TOLD YOU TO GO TO SCHOOL?! Bully: Sorry My friends: (Face palms together) Bully: ... Me: Will it ever end! Bully: (Thinking words to hurt my feelings) Principal: (Goes back to office) Me: (Pushes bully) (Sings) Move bitch! Get out the way bitch! Get out the way!
Cool Girl: Did you have a break up with your ex?! oh you probably don't have one Nerd: I did. how do you know what it feels? you have your dad and it's the only thing you break up with when you're 18. Cool Girl: ..... Nerd: Speechless? You may be all fancy and all, but your dad spoils you. Cool Girl: Pft what does that mean? Nerd: That you'll be so spoiled, all the expired milk will turn out to you. The School: ooohhhhh
A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you go out for 2 days... you're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
I roasted a bully that was being mean and racist to me (I'm Chinese) and I used these roasts and I made her cry, she tried to start a fight, I made her nose bleed. I am now watching her cry on the porch and I'm inside having a cup of tea ☕️ while she's crying. What a nice show! XDDDD karma bitch. Oh and everyone who said that I was the bully now, she started and got more punches on me. She's the same age as me and she got a quite a few on me so I just done 2-3 blows and hit her nose. I didn't bleed but I got a lot of minor injuries. Of course some people still say oh your the bully now and crap sooooooooooooo ok. 😂
OREO Chloe if it was in self defense then I support you. as in she hit u first. but if u hit her first then it was wrong. but I'm glad u stood up for yourself. but don't be proud be humble and the greatest of blessing will come to you 😉
That blonde one was offensive. I'm blonde. I have one of the highest grade in my class. I hate it when people say that blondes are dumb. Also I hate that shows always make the blonde one "dumb"
4:55 SAME OMG..instead of saying "...., i will sh..on your desk" you should say "IDK CAN U GET A FULLTIME JOB!?" bahaha nice one though :D i love these comebacks, i'll use some of them
Quani Ray 1:55 means that, because it said "not trying to fix something broken and starting over and creating something better, the little brother is the "new creation and better thing,' and the guy/girl saying it is the broken thing.
Quani Ray 2:16 Can or can be not taken as a joke. If you see it as "Lexi" correcting "Jake's" grammar, it is not a joke. If you see it as Lexi correcting Jake's statement (because you're blonde, you don't understand the thinking process of a male's brain), then it is a joke.
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Wiki: lol Google: shut up bitch Internet: no, you Humans: shut the fuck up Atoms: i made you God: HAHAHHA funny Satan: Yeah... Big Bang: Yeah, it is funny that God and Satan don't exist.
Electrons, protons, and neutrons. Quarks make up those, and bosons and fermions make up quarks. No one knows what bosons and fermions are made up of, though.
read this until the end: Google: i know everything! Facebook: i know everyone TH-cam: im the king of videos Instagram: i have so many pictures Internet: without me you guys are nothing Gadgets: keep talking bitches Charger: shut up gadgets. if im not invented you are nothing Electric: fuck off charger and gadgets you guys are nothing without me People: SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS!! WITHOUT PEOPLE ALL OF YOU ARE NOTHING! God: keep talking down there. haha. everyone:.................. oops
DUDE!!! At 6:34, if you going to take the whole Sunday off the year, you can't be taking off the time when you eat, hang out with family or friends, and sleep on that day too. If you do that, that means your subtracting more hours than your suppose too. That whole math is now tampered with because of that one mistake.
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Me: pauses video to read the roast.... then hits play
Video: plays for ten more seconds
Glen Wall lol thats what i do
OMG U UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLE
Ilysm 😂😂😂😂
iiFailured__ __ same so true
Glen Wall yup
Especially with that exam one.
I loved the one with this:
Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: No I know everything
Wikipedia : I know everyone
Google: without me you are nothing
Electricity: keep talking bi*ches
Xtra_Lies LOL
Xtra_Lies
turtle: im the slowest!
snail: no way, im slower than you!
internet explorer: keep talking bitches.
Xtra_Lies God: If it wasn't for me, you would never exist
Xtra_Lies * Wikipedia- I know everything
Google-i know everything
Facebook-i know everybody
Internet-without me y'all are nothing
Electricity-keep talking bitches
Xtra_Lies I loved that one too
"Mom stop. Your not funny. You never make any jokes"
"I made you"
"I thought you learned from your parents mistakes?"
"..."
Erica Rodgers hey I got one
two wrongs don't make a right take ur parents for example
Wolfy Gaming you copied that from a video
ursj
Erica Rodgers o
Erica Rodgers lmao
the censoring was pretty useless, i still saw the letters censored.
Drake Bandit me too
me three
me five
Jackspedicey lol
Me six
"I would give u a nasty look but you already have one"
Johnny Gomez WOW
Did you get that off the internet
You not u stupid
D G ???????????
thats the only good one ive seen in the comments so far
6:36 id give that student an A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I liked the comeback on the cover:
student says to teacher- would you ever punish me for something I didn't do?
teacher- of course not
student: good, because i didn't do my homework
I used that and I made the whole class laugh and my crush who knows I like her looked at me and smiled
Jack Attack what was your teacher's reaction?
arkila enilo I wonder...
arkila enilo It can really depend on the teacher's mood or if they are a fun one or a strict one...
ASSansyMe yeah. I guess.
Boy👨: Police, they are strangers in my shed!
Police👮: there is no one in your area.
Boy👨: send people in as soon as possible!
Police👮:Alright.
Boy calls back 6 minutes later:
Boy👨: don't send anyone anymore, I've shot them.
police👮: what?!
* boy hangs up *
2 minutes later there was a whole squad of helicopters police vans and cars.
the police asks the boy:
Police👮: I thought you said you had shot them?
Boy👨: I thought you said there was no one in the area 😂😊😉
How to be a SMARTASS like a BOSS.
Oak Liar Charged for felony, backfired.
First name Last name lol
Oak Liar no offence but that was pretty lame
Yasmeen Peter ikr
FINALLY! someone said the REALITY of this comment XD
Here''s another comeback:
Cool guy:I'm sooo cool!
Victim:-rolls eyes-
Cool guy:Excusme? I'm so much cooler than you so mind ur own buisness!
Victim:If ur cooler than me, then doesn't that mean I'm hotter than u?
Classmates:OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Singerthe3rd Q
WOOOOW nice one!
Singerthe3rd OOOOOOOOOO
That's actually a really good comeback XD
Singerthe3rd Or heres another come back:
Cool Guy: I'm so cool, cooler then you!
Other Guy: If your so cool, why don't you have a girlfriend?
Cool Guy: Uhm...
Other Guy: Oh right.. She cheated on you, for me!..
Crowed that's around Cool Guy and Other Guy: OOOOOOO
Here's a comeback for the "can I use the bathroom" one.
Teacher: I don't know can you?
Me: I DON'T KNOW CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB???
Skythekidstorm3 RBLX L
Skythekidstorm3 RBLX Good Job that's was from the Eh Bee Family
Queen Roz ty :P
I asked the teacher if I can go to the restroom and she said "I don't know can you?" "Then I said "That's why I'm asking you! You're the teacher! You have the right to let me out of class!" Then I got sent to the principal!
Skythekidstorm3 RBLX no this is what really happens in my school if you say can u get a full time job and they have a full time job so this is what happens
me: can I use the bathroom
sub: I don't know can u
me: Yes, can you get a better job
OHHHHHHH I GOT SUSPENED FOR SAYING THAT
*you're is one of the most cliche comebacks of all time
+Jevyn Taton nothing elses stupid than your w
2 years old combacks, almost like my kindergarten to thirdgrade classmates combacks: plagarism
what makes it better is that it was correct by a blond, who most people consider dumb.
Thecasual? Gamer9 what if he's a different language and can't really speak English?.... huh?
You're isn't a good come back in any language
Yeah, but the stupid part about the one from Lexi Tiffany was even worse. In her original post, she said males brain instead of male's brain. She needs to learn to use apostrophes as well.
This is a comeback that i made up (i think) its not that good but here it goes.
Friend:What are those!
Me:something you cant afford
DueThe 1 the world does that._.
DueThe 1 People around listening: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ASSansyMe I got u bro, i got u lmao
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KPOP LOVER AYE!!! ~`O`~
I GOTCHU FAM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2:40 the your moms chest hair one DID ANYONE NOTICE THE PENTACLE IN THE BACKGROUND
Night Fall It's a reference from mean girls
Oh. Is there a Witch/coven of witches in mean girls?
Night Fall Well, there is a girl who seems like a b**** and a witch
Nope. Pentagram refers to just the star, pentacle means the star and the circle.
Night Fall thanks for the the interesting fact
No this is not sarcasm
what color dragon do u want? 😂 I'm still dying
Katherine Koski if your were dying you wouldn't be here
If yoe want a color dragon. Ill give ypu a blond one... where she thinks shes your girlfreind but youve dated 12 otjer girls XD
koopa it's a joke that means he/she is laughing too hard
if you were alive i wouldn't be here
Rebellion nice said
6:34 is gold 😍😍
FaZe crushrz I memorized and told my teachher it.
Noah King what did she respond?😉
Bleh Bleh I got a team time
Noah King this might be stupid but what does that mean?
I'm going to memorize that.
6:36 He's been studying to tell her that xD
Lol when someone insults you= I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
Teacher: Why are you having a conversation when I'm teaching.
Savage Kid: Why are you teaching when I'm having a conversation.
When the teacher asked why I did not study.... I used the same comeback in this vid. I ended up getting an A in my next exam.
Guillermo Castillo wow. Really?
Tammy lovesanime i love uour kaneki profile pic
Guillermo Castillo I
Guillermo Castillo woooooow lol
Guillermo Castillo LIAAAAR
How to roast a sub teacher ( if the real teacher is absent)
Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Sub Teacher: I don't know can you?
Me: I don't know can you get a full-time job?
Classroom: OHHHHHHHH!!!
/\/\†DeStinY HeArT†/\/\ my best friend, actually said that and the teacher was laughing her head off
Even a girl can don't discriminate
You stole that joke from someone, you 7 year old
It should actually be, " How to take credit from someone else "
That joke is from Eh Bee Family hun. How about you make a actual joke. BY YOURSELF.
you fucking copy cat get in the grill NOW
The comeback at 3:19 is the exact same when she told that to me LOL
Annoying person: *says something dumb*
You: Honestly honey, you've got to get that checked. The shit is spewing out of the wrong hole.
Pie God Lol😂
XD
Pie God lmao i play a game called lords mobile and when people are being idiots in diplomacy i say, you should go see a doctor because the amount of shit coming out of your mouth is unreal. Lol
He asks for 50 likes and he gets 626 likes 😅
lol
718
Teo Yayo 741
775
800
The one about the nerd had me dyinggggg😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:22 OOOHHHHHHHHH SNaP!!!
Dead Scratcher shutup
+Space UNICORN (Purplishis) k
+Bekah Mccord Nah,
Dead Scratcher Don't care man, doesn't matter, put that anywhere, and I'm fine with it.
+Antonio Vazquez mk..thanks....
YOU know who's wonderful???*read the first word*
you're welcome!!!!!!!😊😊😊😊😉😉😉😉😉
forever animeshiper21 thanks 😇😇😇😇
forever animeshiper21 lel
You aren't going to believe who's awesome! Read the first two words :)
Aaaw
forever animeshiper21 read the first word what he's a cool guy
Here's one
Mom: why aren't you in bed
Me: why aren't you
Mom: I'm older
Me: elders need extra rest
Mom: you calling me old?
Me: I take it back pretty soon you will be asleep forever
BOO
Thats disrespectful but still congratz on coming up with it
I roasted my Bully (he's in 9th I'm in 7th, no I'm not a nerd)
Bully: Do you see my fist going into your face
Me: No, but I do see my foot going up your -beep-
Way to go! *virtual high five*
Don't Touch My phone
😂😂
XD
Don't Touch My phone I did the same thing
My Bully:FAIL FAIL THAT'S A FAIL
Me:we don't need you're life story right now
My friends:OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't Touch My phone What does the beep say? (;-;)
I NEED TO MEMORIZE THAT REALLY LONG ONE ABOUT THE DAYS!!!!!!!!!
lol me too
The Legend 27 you are the Legend 27 why r u going to school
Sir Fire same
Who else at the second roast went to the keyboard
Me
Beast Boy can’t I’m on a phone 📱
Meeeeee! Also 3rd roast
I like how this dummy tried to blur out the swear words but you could still see them anyway.
Tara Ziglinski ikr
Tara Ziglinski I like how you could notice that with your incredible eyesight.
He did that on purpose
If your friend says that you "roasted" them, you respond with a "Uh... why would I roast them if they're already burnt?". LMAO MY JOKE
A shit one too.
TheSwagDonut A SHIT ONE LIKE YOUR LIFE.......ROASTED
Actually, its not. I heard that one on an undertale short.
+crystal's corner
undertale's fanbase is complete shit tbh
+Kate Wier I thought I was the only one that thought that
6:40 the best 👏😂😂
4:58 every time someone asks to go to the bathroom my teacher says that!
Sylvia Afsari I always say "May I" instead of "Can I". It works for me, you try it.
TechnoPlaysYT I actually never asked to go the bathroom but the when I do ima say "May I" Just to see what he says XD
Ayomide Manns I.. don't think that's how it works.
Sylvia Afsari just say.... "yes... I can its a free country bitch. If she says that agian
Sylvia Afsari ikr
I went to the principal's office 7 times in a row for roasting my teacher;-) ;-) B-)
Sa Branson nice
If i rousted my teacher she would be cold cuz i never fried her.
Sa Branson really I didn't know know you are those marshmallows
Howto Paperairplane your belly is a marshmallow
Sa Branson Good luck getting a job.
Works every time
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: *Cold stare* *sharp voice* Can I go to the bathroom.
Teacher: *Nods*
5:16 Teacher: Sweetie you shouldn't talk about your mother that way
PrincessPuppy 99 OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
PrincessPuppy 99 Student: but you're not my mother
Andy the Undead Soldier 割 Teacher: but I never said I was
Tammy lovesanime Student: But you never said you weren't.
Google:I know everything
Facebook:I know everybody
Internet:without me you're nothing
Electricity:Keep talking bitchess
Benjamin Franklin:Forgot me?
Parents:without us you're nothing
Ancestors:oh wow
Apes:Screw ya all
Cell:no,fuck you
God:sup?!
Lolll Jdd lol😂😂😂😃
LOL I DIED LAUGHING
Materials:Shut the fuck up
A come back me and my friends made up all together and took some bits from other come backs
Mean person: I don't think they allow mistakes in this school...
Girl: I thought that too, but your here, Ain't you?
And here is another Im made this one up on the spot lol! XD
Mean girl: Lol your such a mistake
Girl: At least my birth certificate isn't a sorry letter from the condom factory
Mean girl: Your come backs don't even make sense....
Girl: Ya, that's what you think..
Mean girl: What do you mean dumb a*s
Girl: I'm the dumb a*s?
Mean girl: No, your a nerd
Girl: It's better than not knowing when someone is calling me a mistake
Mean girl: Ya... I bet you get that alot
Girl: You sure? Cuz, im pretty sure... Mistakes get replaced...
Mean girl: Yeah, whats you point
Girl: Im a lonely child
Mean girl: No one gives a f**k
Girl: You have a little brother...
Mean girl: F**k you im outta here!
0:33
Here was my reaction
(I read it)
(No reaction)
(I check my keyboard)
(Breaks into laughter)
Diamond Humbug a
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Diamond Humbug Aha. Same
Diamond Humbug Use these things *
Diamond Humbug I don't get it
Dom Carter when it says that and he says my penis reaches from a to z, looks at you keyboard or keyboard on phone. looks like this a
z
6:51-???= Nessus Christ this kid is a living calculator
I meant Jesus but my iPhone does not believe
a Curious Square and you are not a speller
I love how the title says top 10
Falcon Top 10+*
plus signs. man. If you don't see them, you could get really confused.
Or mess up a blood transfusion.
Or, you know, something in between those two.
Falcon TOP 10+
I got one...
Me: Excuse me can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know can you?
Me: Yeah if I just ask politely
It's not really a comeback but it's something you can say😂👌👍
Mr. Ethan Nice
Mr. Ethan yup
Batman OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nekoette~Sama my friend is called Ethan :^)
Mr. Ethan your name reminds me of Ethan Dolan
Corny joke anyone?................
Knock Knock
Who's there u ask?
Britney Spears
Britney's Spears who
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Oops I did it again.......
Have you heard the joke NoMeNeither
No
Me neither
🌽
5:30 I cracked up I do this all the time (not to the police to my friends)
Kid: can't believe I have to listen to an idiot all day
Teacher: you shouldn't talk about your mother like that
5:27 I do stuff like that all the time 😂😂😂
Vaid Needle yes?
Nico Di Angelo me too
Same. I picked up a friend's copy of a manga to look at it once. "Put it down, please," she said. "Fine," I replied, and dropped it on the ground. "Seriously?" "You asked me to put it down!"
They did ask for it
Nico Di Angelo me too 😂😉
Teacher : Why are you late to school?!
Vine guy : Someone told me to go to hell. I coulden't find it first but i'm here now
I have one
Me: (Goes to science room)
Bully: You! Give me money! Or I will punch you!
Me: I don't know can you?!
Bully: HAHAHA! You think you're powerful!
Me: (Locks fist before it starts)
Bully: Huh?
Me: First of all I spend almost all of my money for lunch and secondly! Principal suspended you for 3 days! Who told you to go to school?!
Bully: Oh...
Principal: What? WHO TOLD YOU TO GO TO SCHOOL?!
Bully: Sorry
My friends: (Face palms together)
Bully: ...
Me: Will it ever end!
Bully: (Thinking words to hurt my feelings)
Principal: (Goes back to office)
Me: (Pushes bully) (Sings) Move bitch! Get out the way bitch! Get out the way!
This video is on *point*
Jevyn Taton And the stupid replies are on point
poker face and the poker faces are on point
ROBLOX CyanNyanKid and the rainbows are on point
Bully: Are you from the High way, cuz that where every accidents happen
Me: I guess i've arrived
Fire
6:05 ohhhhhh ye mom got busted boiiiiii
Brian Tran I know right they r soooooo helariose am sooooooooooooo going to use them
Brian Tran that is a good one my mom told my me the same thing, I told her the comeback and she's like
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really
Brian Tran go back to playing minecrap
Axe12 Gaming 10/10 comeback
Sarcasm*
4:00 other person:why are you on energy saving mode
me:to save up energy to hangout with your gf/bf
5:38 is the best one 😂😂😂
Here's one: "what are you doing here? I thought aliens lived on Mars." It's not good, is it...
LPSAllisonTV its pretty good actually
it's awesome!
4/10
Sorry for leaving this channel, just watch old vid ha gotty
yeah thats what id understand about u! ohhhhhhhh i hope that was good use that if u need to
Cool Girl: Did you have a break up with your ex?! oh you probably don't have one
Nerd: I did. how do you know what it feels? you have your dad and it's the only thing you break up with when you're 18.
Cool Girl: .....
Nerd: Speechless? You may be all fancy and all, but your dad spoils you.
Cool Girl: Pft what does that mean?
Nerd: That you'll be so spoiled, all the expired milk will turn out to you.
The School: ooohhhhh
3:49
Haha thats me right there
I hate it when people blur out swear words. Like we don't know whats behind the censored bar. Whoa you got me what is it a giraffe?
And if you censor something, at least cover it up! I mean like damn, at 5:13 you covered up the space!
4:59 omfg I laughed so hard XD
Me: Can I go to the bathroom
Teacher: I don’t know, can you?
Me: you wouldn’t know savage if it smacked you in the, which just happened, clod!
Friend: I'm busy with a comeback!
Me: Well, when you're finished, you can come back
get it? it's lame i know
Online Friend Budum PSH
5:27 omfg
i saw that on G+ and I 1+ and died
Juan Cita lol
Long Do IKR
Long Do you finally learned how to tell time congratulations
A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you go out for 2 days... you're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
This is in the education category...
5:16 THIS IS THE MOST FUNNIEST HERE FOR ME
"Mom STOP you are not funny. You never make jokes."
"I made you."
LMAO
Lol asked for 50 likes but got almost 30k.
A substitute teacher
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher:I don't know, can you?
Student: I don't know, can you get a full time job?
DevDawg Playz Being a teacher IS a full time job.
Gabrastic He said sub.
OOOHHHHHHH!!!!
I made this one up!
Teacher: class why do I hear talking?
Me: Cause you have ears
my friend is so bad at grammar I told him to
read more
madly thej nice try but the read more is too high up
That's a good one! At first I thought we needed to tap it, then I put it with the sentence, boom, ya tricked someone
Despite the fail you still won.
Fourt time today I felt for one of these
madly thej I nearly pressed read more 😂
Another one plz
I roasted a bully that was being mean and racist to me (I'm Chinese) and I used these roasts and I made her cry, she tried to start a fight, I made her nose bleed. I am now watching her cry on the porch and I'm inside having a cup of tea ☕️ while she's crying. What a nice show! XDDDD karma bitch.
Oh and everyone who said that I was the bully now, she started and got more punches on me. She's the same age as me and she got a quite a few on me so I just done 2-3 blows and hit her nose. I didn't bleed but I got a lot of minor injuries.
Of course some people still say oh your the bully now and crap sooooooooooooo ok. 😂
OREO Chloe You're no better by punching her and being rude
OREO Chloe Wow, because you should be proud of insulting and punching a CHILD until they bleed. Very nice. You're a wonderful person.
OREO Chloe if it was in self defense then I support you. as in she hit u first. but if u hit her first then it was wrong. but I'm glad u stood up for yourself. but don't be proud be humble and the greatest of blessing will come to you 😉
if they bully u then good job. u beat the living fuck out of them. make sure they never bully u again ☺
well she was a bully so..
i love when he censors out the one letter of a swear word.(like we don't know its a swear word)
Friend:ROAST ME DUDE!
me: brings out roaster so how long would it be?
6:34 This is the best comeback I've ever seen. I want to use that, but I'll deffinetly forget EVERYTHING!
Am i the only one that knows this music fron stacyplays mystic meza?
OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What does the chicken give you?"
"Meat!"
Well actually, a more specific name for-
Okay fine, I'll keep my smartass mouth shut.
chicken.
There's a more specific name for chicken meat, smart one. 😊
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*good comeback*
Friend: your ugly
Me: im a mirror
Other friends: OOOHHH
I used the one at 7:06 xD
did you shoot somebody
That blonde one was offensive. I'm blonde. I have one of the highest grade in my class. I hate it when people say that blondes are dumb. Also I hate that shows always make the blonde one "dumb"
Skiwi Kiddle "Triggered"
Skiwi Kiddle same
Skiwi Kiddle Same I'm also blonde....
+Skiwi Kiddle i agree. im blond too
Skiwi Kiddle oh God the blondes have taken over
4:55 SAME OMG..instead of saying "...., i will sh..on your desk" you should say "IDK CAN U GET A FULLTIME JOB!?" bahaha nice one though :D i love these comebacks, i'll use some of them
6:39 I'm gonna use this one sometime
Katrina Sullivan
Sparkle shine
IKR
Katrina Sullivan jdj
Katrina Sullivan lol I can't remember it.
10+... there were like 50 of em 😂
The second one hahahahaha that was amazing best video I ever clicked on XDDD
I don't get 1:55 and 2:16 but 7:48 is hilarious 😂😂😂
Quani Ray 1:55 means that, because it said "not trying to fix something broken and starting over and creating something better, the little brother is the "new creation and better thing,' and the guy/girl saying it is the broken thing.
Quani Ray 2:16 Can or can be not taken as a joke.
If you see it as "Lexi" correcting "Jake's" grammar, it is not a joke.
If you see it as Lexi correcting Jake's statement (because you're blonde, you don't understand the thinking process of a male's brain), then it is a joke.
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+my grammar sucks but my comment is:
that's a long ass comment you have there
(btw, i figured out that your name is a troll name)
Sans XD np and that comments from all mt suggestions word so just taped aevery single one from a to z
9:00 Well technically, humans made Electricity. But then, atoms made us and Electricity.
So what makes up atoms?
Then atoms made god..?
iiToasty atoms are made up of sub-atomic particles like quarks.
Wiki: lol
Google: shut up bitch
Internet: no, you
Humans: shut the fuck up
Atoms: i made you
God: HAHAHHA funny
Satan: Yeah...
Big Bang: Yeah, it is funny that God and Satan don't exist.
Electrons, protons, and neutrons. Quarks make up those, and bosons and fermions make up quarks. No one knows what bosons and fermions are made up of, though.
Protons, neutrons, and electrons. But then what the fuck made those!
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Idk can you?
Me: Idk can you get a full time job?
Me making my bed
Me: That's a pillow, that's a pillow, that's a blanket.
*mom walks in*
*hugs mom*
Me: That's a pig
ARE U READY TO HEAR THE BEST COMEBACK EVER
You're so bad
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Michael Glencross OHHHHH
Michael Glencross You're
Sorry i just had to
Michael Glencross And your some ass
Not as bad as your grammar
Cinnamon Bun not as bad as your edges
This is a good roast
Teacher:what's ur favorite instrument
You:ur wife
read this until the end:
Google: i know everything!
Facebook: i know everyone
TH-cam: im the king of videos
Instagram: i have so many pictures
Internet: without me you guys are nothing
Gadgets: keep talking bitches
Charger: shut up gadgets. if im not invented you are nothing
Electric: fuck off charger and gadgets you guys are nothing without me
People: SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS!! WITHOUT PEOPLE ALL OF YOU ARE NOTHING!
God: keep talking down there. haha.
everyone:.................. oops
i just keep it longer ☺☺😂😂
Well, fucking, made.
0:26 This is why being smart is way better than being cool.
When I saw the thumbnail, I was laughing for 12 seconds.
I've seen the one at 2:48
why is it 10+ there is like 100
+toptentuesday, man, this was awesome! i died of laughing XDDDDDDD keep up the good work!
DUDE!!! At 6:34, if you going to take the whole Sunday off the year, you can't be taking off the time when you eat, hang out with family or friends, and sleep on that day too. If you do that, that means your subtracting more hours than your suppose too. That whole math is now tampered with because of that one mistake.
Bryan Nguyen wow ur saying we can't eat hang out with friends sleep or talk to family well done
I meant that you can't take those time off on Sunday because you already took Sunday off
nickass54 you failed
Did anyone realize that in the first one he spelled girlfriend wrong
Beast Boy second
XD THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS. I AM TOTALLY USING THESE ON PEOPLE
my favourite one =6:34