Grenade launcher guardsmen are great because it knocks the enemies around and into the air, meaning they literally can't fight and their formation is fucked :)
@@sebu6831 The Imperial Army of 40k does have some Skaven aspect. Lots of firepower, lots of disposable foot soldiers, higher ups having little to no regard for the life of the former,... only the excessive infighting and warpstone are missing.
@@Valivali94 not exactly true, depending on the regiment and their tactics, but they have countless worlds and that’s true. Guardsmen are to be spent effectively
@@beafraidofinsectattack the little animation tidbits he pulls up. Assuming he had to make those himself using models he's either ripped from the game or elsewhere.
@@ManiacYKT the eldar have their own interests and have constantly backstabbed humanity. Why the fuck is it all of a sudden cool to just trust them? Why the hell would the ULTRAMARINES let an entire eldar warband led by an eldar wytch into their most holy sanctum and fuck around with their Primarch's stasis pod. Just because? You gotta trust the eldar maaaaaan. It's not their fault the Galaxy sucks! Oh wait it literally is. The new black library authors and GW no longer give a shit about consistency and the world of their IP fuckers even admitted to it.
If they fired at the Orks, how would they see the true meaning? Now it's the Orks turn to offer a counter demonstration by firing on the Chaos Cultists.
*"Hundreds dead, thousands dead. Ah another victory"* Imperial Guard in a nutshell. Chances are they'll run out of ammo before running out of men 😂 1:42 Beautiful sync kill
Out of ammo? Is that an EXCUSE I hear? Toss your bones in the barrel for all I care, but you WILL NOT STOP SHOOTING UNTIL THERE ISN’T A MUTANT, XENO, OR HERETIC IN THIS ENTIRE SECTOR. And if you stop shooting long enough to respond it’ll be you I launch from the cannons!
No excuses! The power packs can be recharged by HEAT and SOLAR, your emperor has deem fit to give you the power of recharging your batteries to continue the war- And if that fails- YOUR BAYONET SHALL SLAY THE ENMIES OF MAN
Aww... the commissar in that scene actually felt bad about the loss of his men. Stubbs reminded the commissar of their duty and that their deaths were not in vain.
1:40 Chaplain Alex Jones telling the Khorne Berserker to "come over here," and then bonking it back to the Warp is the epitome of cinematic achievement. Nothing will ever top that.
Hello my comment from 4 months ago. Of course, I already commented and forgot about it. This is such a good video. This video is the spirit animal of the true Imperial Guard player.
Short and sweet. Just like the lives of the Guardsmen who died in the making of this video. May The Emperor rest their souls eternally. Praise be to The Emperor! I fear no evil, I fear no death, for The Emperor comes for me!
normal Modern military: these losses are some madness, it was not a battle but a shambles Red Army: Acceptable Imperial Guard: Monday Death Korps of Krieg: Light Skirmish
Commissar: “Report!” Guardsmen Lieutenant: “Squads 3, 5, 9, and 14-21 have been wiped out, and the rest have casualty figures ranging 40-85%. But we accomplished our objectives!” Commissar: “So VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!” *Survivors celebrate*
"To each of us falls a task. And all the emperor requires of us guardsmen is that we stand the line and die fighting. It is what we do best. We die standing." My favorite quote from the entire franchise from my favorite character.
Great Video Man, as usual, I just finished the Winter Assault Campaign as all factions on Hard, so this video took this into meme form, for which I am very thankful. Keep up the good work
You do not nearly understand how happy I am that you uploaded this! Since your first Dawn of War video and the Company of Heroes video; I’ve been obsessed with your style of content. I jokingly said before that you remind me a lot of ThunderPsyker and I stand corrected; you’re own style totally holds you up on your own. I’m looking forward to the next Dawn of War experience videos. Only thing I can critique is that I wish they were a bit longer. Anyway; Good Job!
Holy Emperor on Glorious Terra, the sheer quality of those meme bits, with Guard uniform and helmets edited in, it's just *chef kiss* perfect. This was marvelous to watch. You did well, guardsman, the Emperor smiles upon you.
*"Now Thats a Winter Assault Experience!"* - General Sturnn (Probably), 412th Cadians *By the Guardsman's Adamantine Ball Sacks!* this was Fucking Glorious! Perfectly sums up the Imperial Guard/Eldar Side of the Campaign! Keep up the Great Work Comrade SevenTePe! Keep the Good Shit Coming!
I actually am old enough to remember WA multiplayer from early 2006. That year or so between it coming out and Dark Crusade balancing things. There was no cap on elite infantry so every match would be like 6 ogryn or nobs per player, and units were accurate while moving and shooting so eldar guardians and tacs were oppressive early game spam DC came out and balance things pretty hard and most cheese strats went away. Elite infantry caps, 90% accuracy debuf while moving and other stuff
I really appreciate that you let general Sturnn finish his speech at the end. Interrupting Sturnn’s epic speech no matter how funny the interruption is is clear HERESY!
“Commissar, sir, we lost millions in the last battle!” “Only millions?! Break out the champagne! Complete and total overwhelming victory for the Imperium!”
Sly marbo, Ciaphus cane, the emperor of man, commisar Yarik, shall i continue? Anyways im messing with you, Genneral Sturnn is a great officer, and i would glady die for him
@@kriegertechpriest7011 Now I want a game with Commissar Yarrick, Ciaphus Cane, or Sly Marbo in it. Because they haven't been in any video games to my knowledge. A Ghost Recon style game as Sly Marbo might work, as for Cane and Yarrick... frankly I'm not too sure. Perhaps a StarCraft style RTS for Yarrick with him as your "hero" unit, and a Mount and Blade style game for Cane?
wow this game is ancient, but I got to play it ages ago. Great job sir, nice to see this in 2021 context. I never imagined to see this game ever again.
Is amusing see a Chaplain, killing in such a wonderfull way, a greater daemon like the Bloodthirstier. Also, General Sturn won Winter Assault, cannot tell me otherwise.
Fun fact the True ending of this game is a bit of a mixture of all endings. Gorgutz kills Crul, we know this because of an item you get for him in dark crusade In the books we learn that the Imperial guard get to the titan first, Taldeer is captured at some point but later escapes, this is when General Alexander goes after her in Dark crusade. So don’t worry our boy Stern is still alive after this game
Nothing like 4 squads of guardsmen with as many grenade launchers as possible and a couple of hellhounds to stop any melee charge.
The nades are enough by themselves. Grenade guardsman spam is very op
Ничто не превзойдет МОЩЬ ОДИННАДЦАТИ СТВОЛОВ!
Grenade launcher guardsmen are great because it knocks the enemies around and into the air, meaning they literally can't fight and their formation is fucked :)
Tau: "We are the best at ranged combat."
Basilisk: "Aha haha.
Oh, you are serious. LET ME LAUGHT EVEN HARDER."
*Baneblade has entered the chat*
Hundreds died and thousands wounded
Commisar:total victory with no losses EXCELLENT
Yes-yes !
@@sebu6831 The Imperial Army of 40k does have some Skaven aspect. Lots of firepower, lots of disposable foot soldiers, higher ups having little to no regard for the life of the former,... only the excessive infighting and warpstone are missing.
@@Valivali94 arguably the infighting is present. It's a staple of many Black Library novels.
Just not as absurd, of course.
Much more "Sharpe's Rifles" kind of infighting.
@@Valivali94 not exactly true, depending on the regiment and their tactics, but they have countless worlds and that’s true. Guardsmen are to be spent effectively
This man not only serving us quality RTS memery, but actually adding in custom models and animations. What a treat for the denizens of the empire!
wish I had this power
GW: I wwwwwwissssh I could claim this but no
custom models and animation?
Memory*
@@beafraidofinsectattack the little animation tidbits he pulls up. Assuming he had to make those himself using models he's either ripped from the game or elsewhere.
“Only fools believe the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”-commissar.
“Price one day you’ll learn that cuts both ways.”-Makarov
Lord Commander of the Imperium does not approve disrespecting allies (and his waifu by proxy).
“Maxim 29:
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
@@ManiacYKT the eldar have their own interests and have constantly backstabbed humanity. Why the fuck is it all of a sudden cool to just trust them? Why the hell would the ULTRAMARINES let an entire eldar warband led by an eldar wytch into their most holy sanctum and fuck around with their Primarch's stasis pod.
Just because? You gotta trust the eldar maaaaaan. It's not their fault the Galaxy sucks! Oh wait it literally is.
The new black library authors and GW no longer give a shit about consistency and the world of their IP fuckers even admitted to it.
@@Raffinari I know. But the memes, y'know? "It's different this time"
The enemy of my enemy dies next.
2:18 that laughter of necron just make my day
Skelecron
Who does that bumbling cabbage think he is? - Necron Overlord about General Sturmm
...WAT?
Its not necron
Its trazyn thats why
That’s Skeletor’s cackle…
0:54 when that slaanesh daemonette didnt kill you right away but ripped your rear carapace armour
0:23
@@jjhester6586 when it says it wants to take turns
*artillery drives in
-Now we will show those orks a true meaning of fire power!
*battery fires at chaos cultists
The Ordo Hereticus approves this.
If they fired at the Orks, how would they see the true meaning?
Now it's the Orks turn to offer a counter demonstration by firing on the Chaos Cultists.
They wish to show the filthy xenos that true 'dakka' is before blowing them to pieces.
*orks taking notes*
When you really think about it. Everyone playing this game is a Guardsman. Death or glory brothers. See you hell!
yes, but each of us comes from different regiments and dies differently or under different conditions
who would guess you would play imperial guard expansion as imperial guard
"Hell, it's a about time."
Wait wrong universe
I sense heresy. Death and glory. In that order!
Nah, everyone playing this game is a commisar.
*"Hundreds dead, thousands dead. Ah another victory"*
Imperial Guard in a nutshell. Chances are they'll run out of ammo before running out of men 😂
1:42 Beautiful sync kill
Out of ammo? Is that an EXCUSE I hear? Toss your bones in the barrel for all I care, but you WILL NOT STOP SHOOTING UNTIL THERE ISN’T A MUTANT, XENO, OR HERETIC IN THIS ENTIRE SECTOR. And if you stop shooting long enough to respond it’ll be you I launch from the cannons!
No excuses! The power packs can be recharged by HEAT and SOLAR, your emperor has deem fit to give you the power of recharging your batteries to continue the war-
And if that fails- YOUR BAYONET SHALL SLAY THE ENMIES OF MAN
Aww... the commissar in that scene actually felt bad about the loss of his men. Stubbs reminded the commissar of their duty and that their deaths were not in vain.
Pff, who need ammo. Company! Fix bayonets!
@@nonya1366 if The bayonet snaps or gets stuck in an xeno skull, just grap a rock or your helmet as a bashing weapon.
I was gonna go play video games, but the Emperor has called us here to serve on the watching line.
1:40 Chaplain Alex Jones telling the Khorne Berserker to "come over here," and then bonking it back to the Warp is the epitome of cinematic achievement. Nothing will ever top that.
Hello my comment from 4 months ago. Of course, I already commented and forgot about it. This is such a good video. This video is the spirit animal of the true Imperial Guard player.
While I agree with the comment, it is a Bloodthirster I think.
*90% friendly casualties*
V I C T O R Y
Ah yes the space red army
Short and sweet.
Just like the lives of the Guardsmen who died in the making of this video.
May The Emperor rest their souls eternally.
Praise be to The Emperor!
I fear no evil, I fear no death, for The Emperor comes for me!
normal Modern military: these losses are some madness, it was not a battle but a shambles
Red Army: Acceptable
Imperial Guard: Monday
Death Korps of Krieg: Light Skirmish
Just a minor scuffle with the locals
@@mistypig"just a bitta banta"
To be fair when you have billions of soldiers a couple thousand is nothing
Ah the nostalgia, DOW 1 really needs a remaster. Imagine these memes in glorious 4K!
How about 40K?
I wouldn't trust any remasters at the moment
ha in anothee universe maybe it will happen
You don't mean that, just take a look at wc3
The games still work on modern PCs lol
Just go play them
Man. I love that Guardsman saying "First Time?"
Cuz you know it'll be the first and last time the Guardsman next to him gonna experience.
0:50 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did not expect that one on the guardsmen.
I swear, these just keep getting better and better. Quality memes right here.
The Skeletor laugh necrons made me laugh more than it should
Skeletor laughing got me.
And I didn't even watch Masters of the Universe, but recognized the sound instantly.
Winter Assault - best DoW expansion imo. Great work SevenTePE! For the Emperor and the Imperium.
Bro, i only play Winter Assault for the guard or the orks.
1:02 Army of Darkness reference
"I see you are a man of culture"
0:16 The reality of being a guardsman.
That "who killed captain alex" reference marks a TRUE man of culture.
I lost my shit when I saw him in the Valkyrie/Apache lol.
This expansion Is so proudfull,rude and patriotic that i dropped a tear for our beloved EMPEROR!
Commissar: “Report!”
Guardsmen Lieutenant: “Squads 3, 5, 9, and 14-21 have been wiped out, and the rest have casualty figures ranging 40-85%. But we accomplished our objectives!”
Commissar: “So VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!”
*Survivors celebrate*
"Sir, we've sent in 300'000 men"
"Hmm, send another 300'000 along with a 1000 Baneblades"
The nostalgia, brilliant video!
"To each of us falls a task. And all the emperor requires of us guardsmen is that we stand the line and die fighting. It is what we do best. We die standing."
My favorite quote from the entire franchise from my favorite character.
Great Video Man, as usual, I just finished the Winter Assault Campaign as all factions on Hard, so this video took this into meme form, for which I am very thankful. Keep up the good work
There must be a 100 guardsmen marking out that squigoth with their flashlights. Ineffective but it makes me happy.
2:27 Да это же МОЩЬ 11-ТИ СТВОЛОВ
You do not nearly understand how happy I am that you uploaded this! Since your first Dawn of War video and the Company of Heroes video; I’ve been obsessed with your style of content. I jokingly said before that you remind me a lot of ThunderPsyker and I stand corrected; you’re own style totally holds you up on your own. I’m looking forward to the next Dawn of War experience videos. Only thing I can critique is that I wish they were a bit longer. Anyway; Good Job!
Holy Emperor on Glorious Terra, the sheer quality of those meme bits, with Guard uniform and helmets edited in, it's just *chef kiss* perfect. This was marvelous to watch.
You did well, guardsman, the Emperor smiles upon you.
The emperor answered my prayer with this video
*"Now Thats a Winter Assault Experience!"* - General Sturnn (Probably), 412th Cadians
*By the Guardsman's Adamantine Ball Sacks!* this was Fucking Glorious! Perfectly sums up the Imperial Guard/Eldar Side of the Campaign!
Keep up the Great Work Comrade SevenTePe!
Keep the Good Shit Coming!
Summary: Only a fool believes that the enemy of my enemy is my friend!
we wear t-shirts and wield flashlights. we are the imperial guardsmen.
Внимание: в этом видео присутсвует мощь 11 стволов
В бой собаки! В бой!
I actually am old enough to remember WA multiplayer from early 2006. That year or so between it coming out and Dark Crusade balancing things. There was no cap on elite infantry so every match would be like 6 ogryn or nobs per player, and units were accurate while moving and shooting so eldar guardians and tacs were oppressive early game spam
DC came out and balance things pretty hard and most cheese strats went away. Elite infantry caps, 90% accuracy debuf while moving and other stuff
1:51 "Sup Taldeer. How's your boyfriend doing?"
The most important message here is that General Sturn is a gigachad.
Hundreds died and thousands wounded? So you're telling me the engagement did not start yet?
МОЩЬ 11 СТВОЛОВ!!!
НА ПРОРЫВ!!!
ВПЕРЁД СОБАКИ, К ПОБЕДЕ!
It’s fucking 2021 and there are still new winter assault memes happening. Jesus what a time to be alive.
Даже здесь присутствует мощь 11 стволов.
2:00
I can't believe this guy SevenTP make a Ugandan meme in this video
Can we take a second to admire that thumbnail. Just perfection
For the emperor!!!
This video is so. Glorious... Well done
Necrons having the skeletor voice is a joke I will never get tired of
0:42 Like Sushi
I really appreciate that you let general Sturnn finish his speech at the end. Interrupting Sturnn’s epic speech no matter how funny the interruption is is clear HERESY!
Your videos are definitely funny, i love all the little references you put in there and I totally dig the sense of humor
“Hundreds dead….thousands wounded.….Aaah!…Another victory!”
2:25 :Now thats an explosion
Necron: Wat?
"Let Me See Your War Face!"
-Gabriel Angelos: "I am the war face"
The canon ending is that General Sturmm is leading a battalion of one hundred lost Baneblades trough the Webway, appearing when he is needed the most.
This game in a nutshell: ‘Drive closer! I want to hit them with my sword!’
“Commissar, sir, we lost millions in the last battle!”
“Only millions?! Break out the champagne! Complete and total overwhelming victory for the Imperium!”
Best video you've put out yet, KEEP IT UP BROTHER
This is canon. official lore material
Keep telling that to yourself, mon'ke
:P
@@marcinzysko1653 big talk for someone in artillery range, xenos.
Bro the effort of this guy's edit is just masterpiece (deserve 100k sub)
Pamiętam dobrze jak to pierwszy raz ogrywałem zimą 2005 roku. Pół roku później miałem już swoją własną armię Gwardii Imperialnej :D .
You're only second to TheRussianbadger in animating stuff. truly awesome stuff my guy, and i still keep insisting on more C&C stuff. please.
This is a work of love. Thank you.
Commisar: LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!!
Guardsman: *shits pants*
imagine dying for a literal corpse on the throne lmao
>lead and win the battle with a small casualties of 3 million men
>get a promotion because that's way below average anyway
Ahh, the Imperium of Men.
По канону победили-таки эльдары.
Did I just witness a “Who Killed Captain Alex” reference?
yes!, I love it every time you make these.
General Sturnn best human character in any video game. *fight me*
Sly marbo, Ciaphus cane, the emperor of man, commisar Yarik, shall i continue?
Anyways im messing with you, Genneral Sturnn is a great officer, and i would glady die for him
@@kriegertechpriest7011 Now I want a game with Commissar Yarrick, Ciaphus Cane, or Sly Marbo in it.
Because they haven't been in any video games to my knowledge. A Ghost Recon style game as Sly Marbo might work, as for Cane and Yarrick... frankly I'm not too sure. Perhaps a StarCraft style RTS for Yarrick with him as your "hero" unit, and a Mount and Blade style game for Cane?
@@corinthianimperialstudios704 Things i want, but know i probaly wont get for 500 please
"Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up! THIS is my boomstick!" -Absolutely based Guardsman
These vids entertain me even as i keep rewatching them.
I can almost forgive the heretical anime of the last video with this one
Maxim 29: "The Enemy of my Enemy is the Enemy of my Enemy. No more, nothing less."
Yaas love the Warhammer content! You rock
wow this game is ancient, but I got to play it ages ago. Great job sir, nice to see this in 2021 context. I never imagined to see this game ever again.
The Winter assualt experience in one word
"BAAANEEEBLAADEEEE"
Glorious! One of the best yet, there was some breathing space and my brain didn't feel like it was on drugs!
How to kill a greater daemon:
1: jump on its back.
2-6: BONK
I love these videos. Never stop making them!
there was nothing lile blasting orks with the basiliks going "SHATTER THE SKIIIIEEEESSS!"
Just found your channel, really good stuff, finally youtube recommendation doing it's job ;)
Dante quote followed by skeletor laughing necrons... truly we are living in the best timeline
HAHAHAHAHAHA that orc grunt death sound caught me offguard. Nice memes, fun vid
That commisar has some balls.
CHAOS LORD, YOU ARE MINE!
ngl : I'm looping this part , to look at it over and over with unceasing laughter
0:50 best Part 😂 . You Really Made a Meme from this Dawn of War Trailer Space Marine
Is amusing see a Chaplain, killing in such a wonderfull way, a greater daemon like the Bloodthirstier.
Also, General Sturn won Winter Assault, cannot tell me otherwise.
Sturn is way too cool to be made a meme unlike other leaders in 40k games XD
It's honestly the best line I've heard about the guard in any media.
"It is what we do best; we die standing."
This is beautiful. I've watched it 23 times, now
La calidad en los videos cada vez aumenta más :)
0:50 that caught me off guard
Fun fact the True ending of this game is a bit of a mixture of all endings.
Gorgutz kills Crul, we know this because of an item you get for him in dark crusade
In the books we learn that the Imperial guard get to the titan first, Taldeer is captured at some point but later escapes, this is when General Alexander goes after her in Dark crusade.
So don’t worry our boy Stern is still alive after this game
Oh yeah, the way of the guard: Hold the line at all costs until you can absolutely crump them with a couple Leman Russ' and a glorious BANEBLADE!
Dawn of war, 9/10 game, recommended for those who want to play a Warhammer 40k game that feels 40k
And then theres winter assault.
Thats just solid 10
0:53 im disapointed i didn`t see that coming but at least that made it way funnier
wow, this is some dedication to classic content man