I believe in Tau supremacy
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- I believe in tau supremacy. The warhammer Tau Experience.
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@@kam5551 After I finish every Dark crusade factions
Cannot WAIT for the Orks.😊😊
Can't wait for Chaos marine
ya know i just realised.... the tau literally are just what would happen if the clone army wasnt slaves but instead just had control of the gov and clone production........
This makes the Tau look very sane and reasonable with how deranged everyone is.
That was their original premise. One tiny spark of civilization in an entire galaxy gone mad. Then a bunch of misery porn addicts whined until GW changed their lore to be dirtier.
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican Yah, you really are right because those guys can’t fathom how being so small is the Grim Dark point. Sure they can punch above their weight but they are going to die if any of their enemies do everything they can to kill them.
The W40K nerds brains explode if everything is not uber-GrimDark and gives everyone sucidal PTSD.
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican no the idea of the tau is that this somehow all happened after the GREAT CRUSADEs and still somehow managed to say totally fine.
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican I will never understand how Tau fans will go to a setting whose main selling point is his grimdark and that every faction is evil, and then act surprised when his favorite faction is, indeed, evil and grimdark, it's like going to ice cream shop and then act surprised that they sell ice cream
2:20 Guevassa Samius Hidus has risen so far in the ranks the the Etherials decided to give him a battle suit. This is truly unprecedented, humans cant just keep getting away with this!
The greater good has fallen. Millions will engage in melee combat
@@TheD736 Samius Hidus is an expert in that field.
I thought he was a Hammerhead pilot? He's taken down like a million Thunderhawks! He's like a ghost.
5:56 You gotta give Captain Davian Thule props, he knows how to talk his shit!
the sync kills are awesome even after so many years
6:00 and 6:05
The entirety of Tau politics with literally everyone in a nutshell lol
“Gladly, but first we must help you to yours.”
Cada segundo de este video es una obra maestra 10/10❤❤❤❤
Lo se, ojala alguien lo tradujera porque el fandom de dawn of war en español lo necesita
The Inquisition would like to know your location.
The DEGENERACY!!! But fuck yeah I’ve been waiting for another DOW vid
NOOOO YOU BETRAY THE EMPEROR
ELSE GREAT VIDEO
tau: millions of losses
what they should have done:
give tau waifus
The t-lose made me scared for life.
Im from India and I enjoy this channel
FINALLY THE TAU
4:52 that HUH? gave me good chuckle
supremely funny as always 🤣
6:18 It's not weakness to care about your soldiers. If anything, that show strength management.
I don't think you quite grok the general culture and mindset of the Imperium of Man...
@@broadbandislife Oh, i get it. I just find it inefficient and unnecessarily cruel and careless.
@@efaristi9737 Yeah, that's pretty much the Imperium of Man in a nutshell.
When they finally got Guilliman (the most administratively minded among the Primarchs) out of stasis and cured him he was _not_ happy to see how the place had turned out in the meantime is all I'm saying.
DId my ear catch that right. Orcs sounds from Gothic in this video ? 2:28
Tau dommy mommy?
I Just realized what the fuck I sent I’m so sorry.
@@noobplays2347 tau are more submissive, saroritas may be tomboy or dommy mommy, eldar are tsundere, dark eldar are bdsm dom, mechanicus are gamer girl and necron is skinny girl.
@@tarektechmarine8209 that….makes sense….
@@tarektechmarine8209 what about IG and SM?
The edit, the memes
I love tau fans complaining that their *CASTE SYSTEM* was made oppressive.
I just love that after nearly 20 years of Dawn of War first being introduced to us all, there's still a huge community from gamers, to modders, TH-camrs & more that still love and play the crap out of it.
Great video dude!
Thanks man
A legend seeing another legend face to face
2:43 irl
It still is the best Dawn of War .. so what are we supposed to do ?
so many mods got lost with FileFront demise...
Tau might suck at melee. But during the chaos fortress assault I had a lone squad of fire warriors stuck in melee at the chaos gate and they replenished faster than the enormous swarm of cultists could kill them. It was literally a mosh pit with 2 or 3 tau dying and re-spawning infinitely.
You dare say it to 'Farsight Enclaves' ??
Cry about it
NPC be like: "Cry about it"
@@tossapat027 One fishhead with a demonic sword does not a martial culture make.
I completely ignore the Ork stronghold by simply using two stealth suits teams with the veteran version
40k fanboys are all "FOR THE IMPERIUM" and "DEATH TO XENOS" until the big tiddy water caste Tau hugs them and tells them "everything's going to be ok"
If only.
You dont need big tiddy xeno gf if you have bruvas
@@tarektechmarine8209 Until big E wakes up, points his mighty finger at the Tau. .. Look at them. This could have been us, if that *--redacted by imperial decree-*- Horus had just listend to me.
...so both sides are right and all of the fault is on horus, and by extention erebus. And at the end of the chain, Lorgar!
_but noooooo lets debate on whether magnus did something wrong because circumstances dont exist in the 42nd millennium apparently_
@@RainbowGod666 Its not exactly about what magnus did wrong, as he did a lot of shit wrong but if he had done just a smidgen more things right the heresy would have been so much more hopeful for the emperor, and so much worse for chaos.
Imagine being something like an Eldar Farseer or Space Marine captain that has lived for centuries and survived countless battles killing superhumans and literal demons only to get fucking domed from like 5 miles away by likely a 20-something year old Tau firing a railgun.
The Tau with the rail gun: skill issue
Damn, who can still remember the year 2009 when the saga was simpler and, in my opinion better, now with the sequel I think it has lost it's touch, I won't watch Avatar ever again.
“ They got us in the first half not gonna lie “
I believe in Tau supremacy... But we need Commander Farsight!
*"I can take 5 Orcs at once"*
*"In a fight right?"*
**Smiles*
*"In a fight... RIGHT???"*
Aun'shi casually standing o na mountain of ork corpses he killed with his blade and nothing else:"pathetic"
*Expectation:*
"Finally, free of that dumb Imperium. Now I can be a valued member of society!"
*Reality:*
"O'Kais, this is a suicide mission!"
"Yup. Send in the auxiliaries."
"Lmao."
"Lmao."
Based
And even then they still have it better than working for the imperium.
At least he got a cool new pew pew gun
@@Vincent_A.I mean, anything better then Lasgun in 40K I guess that’s something…
Recently I was doing a T'au playthrough in DoW Dark Crusade... and I decided to experiment a bit.
Necron HQ mission. I just fortified my starting position and slowly built up resources. When I had enough, I basically built a SWARM OF COMBAT DRONES. I skipped most Pylons and Zerg Rushed to the end, killing most Necron units and destroying all Monoliths. Then, I just ran my Commander, Placed the Bomb, ran back and evacuated all living troops.
No casualties. Only drones lost. Big success.
The T'au uses lots of guns, so giving them the Duke Nukem theme is ideal.
Those alien bastards gonna pay for shooting up my ride ☢☢☢☢
Except Dukie can also break spines in melee.
(First part of duke nukem's theme)
WE ARE FUCKING TAU
(The second part)
WE DONT LOOK LIKE CHADS, SO WE LITERALLY MADE HUGE GUNS OUT OF BOREDOM, NECESSITY, AND COMPENSATING FOR OUR ENEMIES (megadeth intensifies)
Another master piece
The Master piece of mankind
Imperials: For the Emperor!
Tau: we have waifu girls
New insurgents: For the Greater Good!
Sisters of Battle: Can't pyromaniacal repressed holy girls be waifu material too? We certainly love them!
@@JLT0087they cant cuz thats heresy imao
@@JLT0087imao
Eh, as long as the warpy pinkos dont go for anything they can breed with
@@TheDukeofDeath666 I mean one of the Cain books showed SoBs not being celibate so...
"This is a suicide mission O'kais."- some random Ethereal
"Nah, this is warm up. When I was sent against space marines and chaos space marines alone, now that was a suicide mission."- Shas O'kais probably
AYOOOO THE FIRE WARRIOR! ❤
Everyone is loyal to the Emperor or their chosen God, until you offer them a Tau special chicken meat burrito (Standard ration pack).
Sorry going to eat that then you… bulking for that Tyranid grind yknow
The Tau are mostly vegan(with the exception of the Kroot.)
And the Gue’vesa.
@@OrdinatorSeldrodidn’t the Farsight Novels reveal that Fire Warriors eat meat? Because it is said that they hunt for their food.
@@apolloknight9521 t'au warrior draws his spear, lowers slowly to the ground and with a quick purposeful thrusts, he skewers a berry
Guardsmen: are you Chinese or Japanese
Fire warrior:we are tau
Guardsmen: your cows that explanes your cow feet .
Guardsemn gets railgunned miles away
Also their HUGE UDDERS!
Wait, this isn't my Daemonette account...
I love that every Space Marine burn ... isn't even a burn.
"Do the deaths of yours mean so much to you, alien? Are you that weak?"
"YES"
The Imperium is suppose to represent humanities' rage against a galaxy that hates them, against Chaos, against Orks, against Tyranids, but against Tau? Honestly they come off more as cry babies mad that a race much younger than them have comparatively better standard of living, better average tech level, and they care more for there people than the Imperium.
And later in that battle the Commander basically tells the Marine that the Emprah is pretty much using them as a sitting stool.
Its like the imperial Japanese thinking they are "based" and "cool" for being zealots while U.S marines burn them out with flame throwers then make a stop at the Ice cream tugboat...
so they are weak
ok fuck that, I just saw a Ethereal funkin bonk a Heretic, they are cool and you are right
@@LoveHammerMan
Imperial Japan: *Thinking theyre invincible or some shit*
Curtis LeMay: *Anally fucks Japan harder than both nukes combined*
the tau's angle of forming an alliance of multiple species is a good one, too bad their model range hardly explores it. they could also have significant interactions with the eldar, considering the eldar had a hand in creating their ethereal caste according to ancient lore.
literally just telling one of my partners about that earlier. Im hella disappointed that like one of the keystones of Tau lore is that they use auxiliaries. However in the models we have barely any kroot and maybe vespids? Idek if they even make vespids anymore.
And that the models are useless as shit i nbattle because there is 0 synergy.
Like, wtf? I chose tau because 1: i like mechs, 2: i like guns that actually work, 3: they are the covenants... but smarter
@@TheVenerablBloodWulf_One_ of your partners? Homie got the whole harem 😳
I know that the topic of alien species is not explored and it is more about armor (I really like this) but what happens is within the Tau thinking which seeks to be practical,what advantage bringing species to the battlefield to fulfill a role, if you can create armor or technology that fulfill it a MILLION times better.
Take as an example something as basic as the Crisis armor, one of them can give problems to some Space Marines and is a VERY BASIC armor in a Tau army.
It's a bit late but the main reason they don't have many auxiliaries in the model range is that they would just be other factions intermingled with their forces. This would detract from other factions (Former Imperial auxiliaries would just be imperial guardsman for their board profile, hardly worth it.)
Vespids are pretty popular though, they're pretty good reserves to have swooping in.
But yeah, there's practically no reason to make another model line when they already exist.
Whats funny is everyone I talk to tells me that the Forced Sterilization thing is something their own codex states that they don't do. Though considering the narrator is Imperial, its possible its a form of in universe bias.
Not too big into 40k lore, so take it with a grain of salt: Besides in this game apparrently, forced sterilization only ever happened on a few Tau worlds that were neighbouring each other.
They didn't do it right from the start, but began it due to the humans misunderstaning the greater good. The humans on this worlds thought that it was a religion and started to worship the greater good like it was god.
This went unnoticed, until a Tau ship that was traversing the immaterium, got safed from a demon attack by a mysterious warp being that looked like a hindu-god. The being introduced itself as the greater good, and the tau worlds realised that their human inhabitants had accidentally created a weak warp manifestation of the greater good.
Disturbed, they started the mass sterilization to stop what they viewed as a disgusting disgrace.
When the rest of the tau found out, they were even more disgusted by the sterilization, and stopped it as fast as possible.
@@kingofnoobs9728 Damn so the tau did what the ecclessiarchy couldnt do just like that?
I like how you never consider that the Tau Codex might be the propaganda.
@@johnrenwelmauro2387weeeeelll…all hints point to the Emperor having also ascended in some way now too. Or maybe “fractured” is a better word
Forced sterilization? No, obviously the birth rate dropped because the former imperial men were tempted by the big tiddy water caste xenos.
Every faction sounds absolutely insane compared to the Tau lmao, I hope the tau have a good day
Warp will do that to a man / tentacle hermaphrodite
"I'll admit you can beat us in melee, as if you can get close enough."
Bolter rounds travel rather far.
@@tarektechmarine8209not as far as pulse shots
You upload this just as I am finishing a DC Tau campaign.
Tau somehow reminds me of both the Combine and Clones. So of course, i always loved playing as them.
In what manner do they remind you of the combine and clones tho?
@@thatdudemetro6271 combine because of the whole "you have a very specific place in society, and we decide it." And as clones, well the white armour, hover tanks and long Dc15A blaster rifles.
@@tarektechmarine8209 That's actually an interesting way of looking at it. Although personally the adeptus mechanicus is more like the combine because of the whole transhumanism going on haha!
@@tarektechmarine8209 as well as At-ap (stormsurge) and at-rts (broadsides, tho by shape, not by role)
Imperium: What incedious means have these xenos undertaken to sterilise their human population?
Tau: Bro, we just introduced birth control...
Imperium: *HERESY*
It is heresy not to have massive hive world housing 10 billions people living like cockcroaches
When I did that Necron mission where the Necrons won't stop blabbering about my troops going to their deaths and them taking our souls etc, I decided to give them the middle finger about it and used only drones and nothing but drones for the entire mission. Didn't loose a single infantry man, nor any crewed vehicles. Drowned the Necrons in an endless tide of lifeless metal automatons, basically mocking them. Was very enjoyable.
Also when I got to the Chaos shrine mission where a khorne daemon demands you spill more blood than your opponent to win it's favour (and the province), I decided I had no interest in that kooky crap or following a Daemon's orders either. This was late in the campaign, and so I had nearly the full roster of honour guard units on hand. I sent them straight to the enemy base without delay, and spent all of my starting eco on units with no intention to sustain any income or expansion. Showed the enemy what that decisive "killing blow" philosophy stuff is about, destroyed the enemy base and completed the mission with as little blood spilled as possible, long before the blood quota was remotely filled. Ain't no Tau got time for that.
“A sound tactical move”
Kais after moving two metres forward
i dont understand shit but damn this goes hard
6:01
My goodnes. That is one glorious depiction of how humanity 'negotiates' with anyone. Including other humans.
Never played this game and i don't understand anything ,but I'm sure this video is masterpiece as always 😂👍
Thanks
Two my fav content creators, but each with different games and universe together, love your videos both of you :D
FOR THE GREATER GOOD
As a CSM player dude, I can't help but feel represented by all the leather dudes striving to reach their Dark Fantasies
You've out-done yourself with this one. This content just skyrocketed in quality, my man 👌👌👌
Thanks
Holy shit, the Gothic Orc sound brought back some memories.
I know right, took me utterly by surprise, lol.
Damn! His content and edit just getting better and funnier
That vespid sound was so good I thought flies had invaded my room.
Tau? Kinda cringe imagine not using melee weapons
From khorne berserker
Best part is I fully believe a Khorne berserker can both out range and out shoot tau in lore, all that while they're closing the distance.
Two words great knarlocs
Always a perfection
Thanks
Tau so strong their campaign plays itself
- Train 10 stealth teams
- Build Path to Enlightenment
- Rush enemy base (including Strongholds)
- Profit (IG are the only Stronghold who resisted this strategy)
Necron Skeletor never gets old.
Do anyone know where the Tau = Communism meme came from? I'm mostly confused because the Imperium of Man has far more in common with totalitarian communism like the Soviet Union or North Korea than any other faction in 40k. Especially the Imperial Guard.
Tau claim mele is no big deal, yet seem to only sterilize those that can beat them in a fist fight, how curious.
Tau are the authoritarian utopia, humans will never be leaders of tau, a fire warrior will never be an engineer. Everything is planned and controlled.
Turning Point Imperium of Man
Both Farsight and Shadowsun can take 5 orks at once, just in different ways ;)
Ye, farsight in melee, shadowsun in range:)
I'd be more for T'au lore wise if A) They were reverted back to the only nice guys in the setting and B) They didn't get folded like a wet paper towel whenever anyone comes into melee range and - as an Ork and World Eater simp, I LOVE melee range
"Just like the simulation"
and I, as an OG Battlefront (1 & 2) fan, took that personally.
So I instantly liked the video!
I never bored with you edit, next try to edit C&C Red Alert 3 Please
Next will be red alert 2
@@SevenTePe I'm looking forward too see that, in the meantime keep up the good work
1:48 *A-posing
I see Tau propaganda is getting better.
{...DID ANYBODY ELSE HEAR A REALLY FAR AWAY "THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON"}
{ 4:18 ALSO THERUSSIANBADGER REFERENCE} {BASED.}
6:11
Not even the Salamaanders can cause that much BURN
"Tau" "supremacy" never in the same sentence
I love that the Necron Overlord is always portrayed by Skeletor
well... now i must install Unification mod again, thank you XD
Commander Farsight would been proud.
It would have been funny if you had snuck in a Hot Fuzz clip also with the "Greater Good" quotes in that movie 😆
Two words: melee combat
Shame you won't get there.
One word: Kroot
Four words: 'Far-sight En-claves'
cry about it
Two word response: Smart missiles.
8:03 AYO WTH?!
They should give the Tau more Allied Races to add more variety to their units.
I'm a tau fan too. But I'm more of a simp for their technology color scheme and texture rather than their so called "Canon" Waifus. because every 40k player with an IQ of about 150 knows that Tau women look like dudes. I'm not saying i hate tau women but i am saying that they are not attractive to humans. but I like your respect to the tau.
For the greater good
1:03 As a brazilian this made me laugh a lot lol
Tankei foi nada
Tau? Oh, you mean bayonet practice?
Babe wake up new SevenTePe video's here
We need 'Farsight Enclaves' Experience. 🗡
Join the tau
You get a 30 m2 apartment, clean air, running hot water, 3 meals a day and an average life expectancy of 60-70
Your videos have some of the most unique edits I've ever seen. Keep up the good work!
I really appreciated the Gothic Orc scream at ~ 2:32
The old xv88 suits where great.
I still dont understand after that many years why TAU are considered the "japanese" faction and not the eldar, who are litteraly space samurai/ninja.
Mechas
@@brunoiannoriegamoreno9749 Not like the bigger Eldar Wraith-things weren't Super Robot af too, if not moreso. IIRC there was one variety whose lore was pretty flagrantly cribbed from _Evangelion_ to boot...
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Holy shit the amount of all the memes is over the top, it's so fucking good. Thank you ahhh, what a masterpiece, and for The Greater Good of course! And for all of those who are "but Tau are not muh grimdark", or just for those who wants some fucking badass music, check out Tau theme from Gladius.
In that same game's camapign they effortlessly solo every faction they fight with little effort and casualties, boring blue weebs.
Beautiful editing work as always!
"it appears the tau have undertaken some human sterilization project on Cronus"
"HEY, THAT'S OUR FUCKING JOB, THESE DAMN ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OUR JOBS"
-The inquisition
1:53 the name, please?
Kira Perez
I once had a Marker Drone kill a Chaos Space Marine in Close Combat during Warhammer 40k 6th edition, I'll never doubt the pre-programmed power of duty.
This tribute makes The Greater Good proud
02:35 probably 75% of Ork lore
7:14 George here summarized the galaxies reaction to the chaos force
bro using gothic's feral ork death scream was just top notch
I live the tau cause their commanddr is pfobs the steingest one in the game. it can go invisible, detects infiltrated units, it has good mobility, deals quite alot of damage against infantry and vehicles.
5:56 humanity and tau stands as one!
T-pose to show your species is superior.
Tau: Proceed to A-pose
Glad you understand one thing, Blueberry scum.