Two Bouncers on a Blind Date - Foil Arms and Hog

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  • @zlee001
    @zlee001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4428

    They were too proud of their "best joke of the show" to let it slide without mentioning it to the crowd. I love it.

    • @aasray
      @aasray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don’t get it :(

    • @nadjabrause4821
      @nadjabrause4821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me neither :(

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@aasray "regulars only" is their best joke of the show. Its a pun. Theyre bouncers. Regulars only refers to their clubs only allowing their regular customers in for special events. In this scene it means regular size coffee.

    • @sean_d
      @sean_d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@zlee001 'Regulars only' is what bouncers say to people they don't like the look of, as a reason to deny them entry. Sometimes 'Couples only' is used the same way.

  • @Moldymessiah98
    @Moldymessiah98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2179

    "sorry mate not tonight" best recurring joke ive seen in a while

  • @stoutyyyy
    @stoutyyyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    “Ladies night”
    “I thought you were gay?”
    “Sorry mate, not tonight”

  • @slamueljenkins6566
    @slamueljenkins6566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    I am a bouncer and I approve this message

    • @prabhdeep__
      @prabhdeep__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Can I get in?

    • @naughtydog201
      @naughtydog201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Prabhdeep N Sorry mate, not tonight!

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@prabhdeep__.
      Sorry, mate. Regulars only.

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@prabhdeep__looks like you've had a few too many already buddy! 🍻❤😂

  • @ivyginny
    @ivyginny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4008

    You know, it's so nice to have really good gay sketch that's not actually ABOUT it being gay? 👌👌👌

    • @jackkirwan8146
      @jackkirwan8146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Omg IKR

    • @CameraHam
      @CameraHam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      They do something that is really rare in sketch comedy where unless the character needs to be female (Ex. A mom), they’ll just play it as a guy and skip all the horrible wigs.

    • @jealousharibo
      @jealousharibo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Their How to be a ład sketches have that as well! And they're amazing.

    • @LadyPelikan
      @LadyPelikan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yesss

    • @jealousharibo
      @jealousharibo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@adriantsang3838 nah, eastern European. The username was just a first thing to pop into my mind when I was looking for one.

  • @CraftyBear975
    @CraftyBear975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    'I feel like a degenerate'. Honestly would kill to see this show live.

    • @OniMugen
      @OniMugen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Sorry mate, not tonight.

    • @blidge8282
      @blidge8282 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They are fantastic live

    • @lovelexi19
      @lovelexi19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cute how much he was smiling when he said that 😆

    • @jordanfunke
      @jordanfunke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can buy/download all their live shows on their website :)

    • @dntskdnttll
      @dntskdnttll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was the single line that felt homophobic, Way to express that even as a joke in a sketch it made him feel uncomfortable to play gay. Nothing like the rest of the sketch which was normal, and just felt weird.

  • @serenesabine
    @serenesabine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    The best part is someone had to stamp his arse! 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      Before. Every. Gig

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I work in theatre. I have had jobs like that

  • @lightonthehill8548
    @lightonthehill8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I love the amount of bouncer jargon they worked in

  • @katesampleseverything
    @katesampleseverything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Can we please have FAH merch that says "sorry mate, not tonight" on it?

    • @archiusdornius
      @archiusdornius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I need this

    • @mitaalishukla3850
      @mitaalishukla3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ooh this is such a good idea! I can't believe it hasn't been done yet

    • @anonymous_selkie
      @anonymous_selkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “Sorry mate not tonight” on the front, and then “…I’m watching Foil Arms & Hog” on the back !

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sorry, mate. Not tonight.

    • @daniyarshigayev6580
      @daniyarshigayev6580 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Great idea! Why not print the jokes on the merchandise, I think it would sell well:-)

  • @Clisare
    @Clisare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Holy shit dudes that livestream show thing is a great idea!!!!!!!! Will have to buy! Love this sketch, would love to see ye live!

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “Why didn’t you hit the cymbal?!”
    “Sorry, mate. Not tonight.”

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I bet Hog had fun in makeup before that. (Stamp, Stamp, Stamp...)

  • @BigBossIncarnate
    @BigBossIncarnate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    I'll have a large one please.
    Sorry Regulars Only
    lmao

    • @Artemisia494
      @Artemisia494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I didn't get that one, feel like an idiot ahaha.

    • @joanmasdeu4600
      @joanmasdeu4600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Artemisia494 i still don't get it

    • @gavinogrady2871
      @gavinogrady2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joan Masdeu what age are you

    • @gavinogrady2871
      @gavinogrady2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joan Masdeu what

    • @gavinogrady2871
      @gavinogrady2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s about people who go to clubs

  • @vincentdavis8941
    @vincentdavis8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    watching one Foil, Arms and Hog video, is like trying to eat one one crisp. You can't.

  • @Videosrgd
    @Videosrgd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Yous are the best up and coming Irish sketch group, never fail to bring the laughs! Keep up the good work lads! (Pauses and inhales) Doomdaaaaa!

  • @NotAnOmen
    @NotAnOmen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "THIS IS GOING TO BE A WEIRD SHOT!"

    • @ThePixieixie
      @ThePixieixie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *procedes to block the camera view completely (all I saw was darkness)

  • @ashkata309
    @ashkata309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    After seeing this 3 times, I finally understood the "regulars only" joke.

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you explain it to me please? 😅

    • @jamie_mary
      @jamie_mary ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dwarfie24 It has a double meaning: The drink size (not large but medium or "regular") and then for people who come on a regular basis to that place "regulars".

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamie_mary My thanks. 🙏

  • @Lillyjanelavender
    @Lillyjanelavender ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I must admit to being disappointed that “sorry mate, not tonight” has not become a running gag.

  • @peppertherealmvp2542
    @peppertherealmvp2542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Sorry mate not tonight

  • @crazydude2361
    @crazydude2361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “Looks like you’ve had a few too many buddyyyy”

  • @zoeclara6933
    @zoeclara6933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Is it irony that this video is about dating and it has 69 dislikes??

    • @thewhite8uard
      @thewhite8uard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sorry mate not tonight

    • @tobiMelka
      @tobiMelka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it is a bit too much unnecessary nudity, here, from Hog, that makes quite a few people uneasy to watch it till the end :Z I am just relieved myself that the back camera showed no further details...

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tobiMelka sorry mate not tonight

  • @eviebradney2068
    @eviebradney2068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Pause at 0:27 for the best ever facial expression from arms 😂

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hey brain, got a witty comment for this awesome comedy?
    - Sorry mate, not tonight.

  • @FerociousOwl
    @FerociousOwl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I saw this when the lads came to Drogheda, almost remember it completely! I don't know how, I couldn't see with the tears in my eyes. What a laugh!

  • @anniek2409
    @anniek2409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Arms is so handsome! Just booked a ticket to see you in Glasgow guys :)

  • @eel1378
    @eel1378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Okay I’ve watched a few shorts and enjoyed them, but this sketch was gold!

  • @PeteDunne85
    @PeteDunne85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Seen this live a couple years ago. Still funny af

  • @melvingduncan
    @melvingduncan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Brillllllllliant, don't know witch one of you guy's thinks of the sketches but just funny as feck.
    seen ye lad's in letterkenny last Saturday great nights crack and would go and see again.

  • @safesmile8029
    @safesmile8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The ideas for the sketches are priceless! 😂😂

  • @hannalowenherz4839
    @hannalowenherz4839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    looking at plane tickets to come see you guys live. HILARIOUUUUUS!!!! the stamp and "regulars only" KILLED ME!

  • @caitrionaobrien4707
    @caitrionaobrien4707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I feel like this is was written by Arms because he gets "the best joke in the show" (although not, in my opinion, the best joke in the show)
    So Arms, what did happen between Dave and Barry? Why did they break-up? We know Barry misses Dave, but how does Dave feel about him?
    I have so many unanswered questions.

    • @olsirmonkey
      @olsirmonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sorry mate, not tonight

    • @FaeryPeople
      @FaeryPeople ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think not being gay on ladies night might make a relationship with another man difficult, especially if ladies night is a regular occurrence.

    • @e.peeters6403
      @e.peeters6403 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Step to the side please, Barry!” has so many meanings in this context. 🙂

  • @toxigenic
    @toxigenic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I really needed to laugh, thank you for posting this. It was hilarious! I'm going to check out more of your stuff.

  • @uberwitz2193
    @uberwitz2193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was wondering how you guys did live shows, this is fantastic!

  • @nancyf7919
    @nancyf7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I got to be the bouncer yesterday when my store opened post-covid. I kept thinking about you guys...

  • @FeathersMcGraw1
    @FeathersMcGraw1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I saw this sketch at the Spa Centre in Royal Leamington Spa. Brilliant!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Andy Southam that was a fun gig!

  • @shubhrasingh9431
    @shubhrasingh9431 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Desperately hoping for one of your shows in London!

  • @sweetlikechocolate437
    @sweetlikechocolate437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another fabdilliumptious vid! Keep them coming.

  • @izzieo
    @izzieo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah brilliant. So great to get my regular dose of Classic Irish remedy. When are you coming to Barcelona? I could put you in touch with some people of you are interested! 😊

  • @22gamefreak
    @22gamefreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wish you lads had a big following in South Africa. then you could come over here.

    • @ginahn387
      @ginahn387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Indonesia too :') 🌟

  • @saiphatak96
    @saiphatak96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want them to keep growing bigger, seriously underrated!

  • @silpheedTandy
    @silpheedTandy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dave is such a heartbreaker T_T

  • @degs182
    @degs182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    such clever lads

  • @elamericano9965
    @elamericano9965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dope! idk how i found you lot years ago but i'm glad i did

  • @graysha1211
    @graysha1211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Sorry mate, not tonight

  • @haidstark9430
    @haidstark9430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Much love from Philippines! You’re so funny I binge watch your vids hahahahaha 💚💙

  • @alma_vive-r
    @alma_vive-r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    no reason just on FAH marathon

  • @carmelilla92
    @carmelilla92 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I booked the last ticket available of your show in Portlaise... the one in Cork was already sold out!! See you next week :D

  • @EliSkylander
    @EliSkylander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Psa: If this is your first time watching this video, I am warning you, DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK UNTIL IT IS OVER BECAUSE YOU WILL SNORT IT OUT YOUR NOSE.

  • @breenmcgeough806
    @breenmcgeough806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love this one !!

  • @carpetshoe5583
    @carpetshoe5583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I remember seeing this at the mullingar show it was brilliant :)

  • @maryvillesvik9070
    @maryvillesvik9070 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    ...had to watch it twice. Oh, why? because once Hog bares, shares and exits stage left-- I loose concentration on the remainder of the skit.

  • @sirflatulence9150
    @sirflatulence9150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't wait to see you guys in Newcastle upon Tyne! Booking tickets now!

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so clever 😂😂😂😂 Brilliant again lads!!

  • @GardeningatDouentza
    @GardeningatDouentza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do you lads think of the things. Another brilliant one.

  • @bornhoffer
    @bornhoffer ปีที่แล้ว

    Might be the best sketch I've seen you do 🙂

  • @kivipaperisakset3999
    @kivipaperisakset3999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else come here from the two priests on a date vid and marvelled at these young lads being funny six years ago already...?

  • @teekay9718
    @teekay9718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys are brilliantly hilarious. Got yourself a new subscriber :')

  • @SenanByrneVine
    @SenanByrneVine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @goodegiggles
    @goodegiggles 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y'all need to come to TN! So funny.

  • @FoodNerds
    @FoodNerds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Sorry mate 🧉 - not tonight” 🤣

  • @dorrolorro
    @dorrolorro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    aw I hope those two work it out

  • @reide96
    @reide96 ปีที่แล้ว

    Any notion when you might be back across the pond again? We're comedy starved here in Vancouver!

  • @truerthanyouknow9456
    @truerthanyouknow9456 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The stamps were a great touch.

  • @jessicaspencertv
    @jessicaspencertv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is genius. Freaking love it.

  • @briandoyle2698
    @briandoyle2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just watched you guys today great vids very funny

  • @shreyamudgil9765
    @shreyamudgil9765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god. My absolute favourite!

  • @abbymchugh893
    @abbymchugh893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you ever thought of or doing skore? By any chance its an ireland and there is trad singing and music competitions. You have probably gone to it already.
    Love your stuff !

  • @ronaldl9085
    @ronaldl9085 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    still brilliant

  • @RogerGuitar19
    @RogerGuitar19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    love your vids any chance ye could come to kilrush

  • @mariadimitrova7813
    @mariadimitrova7813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some money needs to be exchanged at this point. Aaand, done! Keep up the good work, lads.

  • @flyinstargirl
    @flyinstargirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just brilliant!

  • @Cherrycreamsoda1
    @Cherrycreamsoda1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I ship it to the moon and back 🙏😌

  • @e.peeters6403
    @e.peeters6403 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Regulars only” is a fantastic joke. “Step to the side please, Barry!” with its many meanings is a good second….(from 😁 to Ouch! )

  • @evakaname
    @evakaname 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg the ending is the cherry on top

  • @mick5202
    @mick5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very good sketch! The Dublin accent is a struggle tho lol

    • @anonymous_selkie
      @anonymous_selkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turn on subtitles! They are great (Hog makes the subtitles) and you won’t miss the jokes!

  • @ITYSL
    @ITYSL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey lads is there anywhere you can buy the Westport live show want to see Chris again lol.

  • @kousetsuhana
    @kousetsuhana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you TH-cam for blessing me with this great sketch with a side of Hog's backside ;)

  • @Zigunov
    @Zigunov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    great show! I was gonna go but missed ticket sales :(. Brilliant tho :)

  •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That's brilliant!
    I don't think there's any chance you'll ever come in France or Switzerland, we don't even speak the same language XD One can hope though..

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There's defo a chance! We're trying to work out a European tour, it's proving tricky as the venues don't know who we are and aren't keen to take a risk but we'll figure it out eventually! And we'll keep France & Switzerland in mind :)

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh that would be wonderful. I'll stay tuned for that and buy the tickets as soon as availables!

    • @Gemma.618
      @Gemma.618 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And in 2024, they will finally go to France & Switzerland :)

  • @A.C_B.
    @A.C_B. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alright, this one has me subscribing

  • @LayllasLocker
    @LayllasLocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd love to watch u live one day.

  • @ktbspa123
    @ktbspa123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Please come to Australia :)

    • @hahahahhhahaahahaha
      @hahahahhhahaahahaha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's generally why groups go on tour to certain places yeah

    • @gavinburke9671
      @gavinburke9671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sorry mate, not tonight.

    • @ktbspa123
      @ktbspa123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you

    • @ktbspa123
      @ktbspa123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      love it!!

    • @samallan9495
      @samallan9495 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right!

  • @tranquildoe
    @tranquildoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome!

  • @CityKanin
    @CityKanin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE STAMP I AM DYINNNGGGGG!!!!

  • @ethanmahon9853
    @ethanmahon9853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant

  • @patrickmckenna6835
    @patrickmckenna6835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome😀

  • @sophiamcnamara9851
    @sophiamcnamara9851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omg love these guys

  • @Staitse
    @Staitse 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm crying, legitimately crying!

    • @Staitse
      @Staitse 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you!

  • @wsm-4839
    @wsm-4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did you remove the “baggage handlers”? it was very funny also 😅😔

  • @ImScottJones
    @ImScottJones 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Come put a show on in carlow. I'll tell all my friends :)

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ImScottJones we are! The bernard shaw on march 11th

  • @alvaroop6307
    @alvaroop6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It seems that 161 bouncers have watched the play so far...

  • @eric.ingram
    @eric.ingram 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh you guys :D

  • @KatMarshmallow
    @KatMarshmallow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Drink brain has decided to explain this but like currently on quarantined Valentine’s in Dublin, haven’t seen my boyfriend in a month, he’s passed out from us playing drinking games with a mix of horror films and chick flicks all day. This shit is always funny to me but to drunk Kay tonight this was FUCKING HILARIOUS even more than usual

  • @jay_fox5342
    @jay_fox5342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is peak comedy

  • @unematrix
    @unematrix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys are proffesionals!! :O

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are on a stage in front of a huge crowd. So yes. They are proffesionals.

  • @prejalraval
    @prejalraval 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha! Regulars only tonight! Fucking epic. xx

  • @974724
    @974724 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice sketch

  • @fannishfanning160
    @fannishfanning160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Okay so I’ve watched enough FAH videos to notice that whenever the story needs to have a pair, it’s either Arms and Foil or Foil and Hog but never Arms and Hog. I wonder why.

    • @jorunnrichardsen383
      @jorunnrichardsen383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noticed the same. Never Hog and Arms..

    • @caitrionaobrien4707
      @caitrionaobrien4707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Two possible theories
      Their chemistry is too intense/they make eachother laugh too much
      Or, (because Foil also kissed an audience member) Foil's contract says he is the only one who can kiss.

    • @fannishfanning160
      @fannishfanning160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@caitrionaobrien4707 Foil getting all the kisses. I can live with that

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah ah. Human smart phone. Arms and hog were the pair

    • @chelle.chelle
      @chelle.chelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caitrionaobrien4707 I remember that but can't remember the sketch title?

  • @lizageorge8923
    @lizageorge8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *_not in those shoes buddy_*

  • @teuntje2863
    @teuntje2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Comedy gold.