DEJECTED AMAZON FAILURES

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  • I SHOULD ALSO FEEL BADASS, BUT I SHOULDN'T... CAUSE I'M NOT 🐮🔪
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    Welcome back to Behind the Cow Chop! We've got some more new merch for ya. As well as some exclusive BTS of errand boy Aleks, some dejected items and, you guessed it, more fan mail.
    The following is for those multicultural:
    compra nuestro merchandising
    "Deja de limpiar mi Aura"
    "¡Bien, se turbio!"
    DEJECTED AMAZON ITEM
    Thank You 🐮🔪

ความคิดเห็น • 382

  • @nicocascella1468
    @nicocascella1468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Bed bath and beyond has the co2 tanks

    • @ManikUnDying
      @ManikUnDying 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      So does Walmart it's the same cylinder that's in a soda stream

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is that a knockoff on Batman Beyond?

    • @swordude40
      @swordude40 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the real mvp

    • @BigSmoke-po4wn
      @BigSmoke-po4wn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Gently tips fedora* m’lady it was my pleasure

    • @PastaxPA
      @PastaxPA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol i was thinking the same thing. Any store that sells those. Think even Best Buy

  • @sean2sheen
    @sean2sheen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    James in a beanie brought me back

  • @fidgetattack
    @fidgetattack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Excited to see the office filled with more junk they dont need

  • @Sly-Moose
    @Sly-Moose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Why do I love seeing James or Aleks in cars so much?

    • @matejc3281
      @matejc3281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Moosification The funniest incidents happen in their cars. James with the smoke grenades and Aleks with the body pillow.

    • @shinywhitegengar3847
      @shinywhitegengar3847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matejc3281 and Trevor and Brett, dont beat me up Brett, dont beat me up.

  • @RipDippler
    @RipDippler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Damn, an ad on a CowChop video?
    Theres something wrong. I'm calling the police.

    • @jarridschreiner5422
      @jarridschreiner5422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My ad was sand falling, no sounds either.

    • @antispaghettigod1201
      @antispaghettigod1201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You tell them about this I'll hack your freakin minecraft account

    • @antispaghettigod1201
      @antispaghettigod1201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jarridschreiner5422 and that sounds like the most peaceful ad ever

    • @jarridschreiner5422
      @jarridschreiner5422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@antispaghettigod1201 it was, went zen for a moment.

    • @joey6437
      @joey6437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well i dont have one so RIP

  • @NekoRobotRage
    @NekoRobotRage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    James wobbling in them moon shoes like a baby deer attempting to walk 🦌

  • @justseizurealeks
    @justseizurealeks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    That aesthetic James dance in the beginning

    • @Mysticfateee
      @Mysticfateee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly reminded me of some of the stupid dances Trevor would do...

    • @justseizurealeks
      @justseizurealeks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MysticFate everyone has PTSD now

  • @FlaminFoxGaming
    @FlaminFoxGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i remeber when i was younger, got moon shoes for christmas, and almost snapping my ankles like a untrained runway model in high heels

  • @ewanrowe9115
    @ewanrowe9115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The normal BTS is back, balance is restored in the world

    • @ryk3rofficial524
      @ryk3rofficial524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ewan Rowe what did it cost?

    • @DrunkGnu
      @DrunkGnu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RYK3R Official everything.

  • @GriffBob
    @GriffBob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Brett looks like he works at best buy

    • @sammysalgado98
      @sammysalgado98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      In asgard

    • @so_fly2001
      @so_fly2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, he's Max Payne from Max Payne 3

    • @mslita09
      @mslita09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      uhh not really.

  • @DendayCOD
    @DendayCOD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “Very subtle, that you’re a fan of us.” Literally says cowchop 4 times

  • @iflanzy
    @iflanzy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Bed, Bath, and Beyond sells those tanks

  • @MsNicoleoly
    @MsNicoleoly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When James starting tripping in those moon shoes I was crying with laughter

  • @verbalgambit5335
    @verbalgambit5335 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a genius transition from a previous video at 2:53 . Was kinda hoping to see how the bit about that gas tank ends on the previous vid and there it is, so random but a truly awesome timing!

  • @gorgiablessins3522sdf
    @gorgiablessins3522sdf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The amount of times Lindsey walks up and gets instantly roasted, and then she puts on a little sad face and walks away is actually so funny. its like watching a little puppy fall over where you laugh while saying "awwwwee"

  • @viviannguyen4006
    @viviannguyen4006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Whats up hobo" I'm convinced James and Lindsay have the ultimate sibling relationship lol

  • @Dan-Simms
    @Dan-Simms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Should have got a Sodastream, I've been using one for about 5 years now. No problem finding tanks or refilling it myself with dry ice for $2. Plus it comes with a tank when you buy it.

  • @mslita09
    @mslita09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Moon shoes!!! That takes my ass back to the 90's. So nostalgic! If only they had sock em boppers while wearing the moon shoes, that would of made my day :D

  • @carlyhickman630
    @carlyhickman630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hey I sent those stickers, glad you like the la croix ones Brett :)) sorry about the Kovic meme but you guys seem to get along with him better than anyone so I chucked it in

    • @10lewis101
      @10lewis101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's Uber cute

    • @Dredan143
      @Dredan143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cow Chop seem to get stuff from fans for people who aren’t in Cow Chop but they know quite often, wonder if they’re for similar reasons

  • @shabadadoo5004
    @shabadadoo5004 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    CC merch is legit better than any clothes you can buy at places like Walmart and Target.

  • @TheRazzleMcFrazzle
    @TheRazzleMcFrazzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Try looking for or asking for soda stream co2 bottles. they sell them at department stores usually like walmart and target with the home appliances.

  • @klone6414
    @klone6414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anybody else get a little nostalgia when nova put that beanie on?

  • @MrStatistx
    @MrStatistx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    So James prefers Smackdown, cause he doesn't like RAW

    • @dontworryy.
      @dontworryy. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrStatistx this will be my new instagram bio. thank u heheh

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both are garbage now, what's the difference?

    • @Tsandy12
      @Tsandy12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raw sucks ass

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Texas Omega Sucks too.

  • @MrRyu0007
    @MrRyu0007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Brett that's such a good King Neptune cosplay keep it up buddy

  • @En-Beet
    @En-Beet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you can probably buy those cannisters at a regular food store or like wallmart.
    here in sweeden they sell them at almost every gas station and food store :)

  • @sdws91
    @sdws91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brett your new style is legit mate. Killing it 🔥

    • @StMartin7
      @StMartin7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Shepherd hell yeah, better to embrace his baldness than to hide it

  • @BFuds.
    @BFuds. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    James jumping, falling and walking in his moon shoes had my DYING 😂

  • @LulyRC
    @LulyRC 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The random hobo appearance at the end was perfect.

  • @pablo-0.0.1
    @pablo-0.0.1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that new merch is looking real nice, id love to watch a video about the creative proccess

  • @soud689
    @soud689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cow chop is 1 upping the merch game

  • @Truejustice420
    @Truejustice420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching cowchop stoned makes it even better

  • @trentonwashington410
    @trentonwashington410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You guys are the legitist channel on youtube! Rip VR content

    • @jacobofreddy
      @jacobofreddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trenton Washington They should play vr in the moon shoes

  • @daygohbl
    @daygohbl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I used to have moon shoes back when they first came out, oh nostalgia.

  • @chanel123SoraKensei
    @chanel123SoraKensei 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this style of BTS! More like this.

  • @joetedrick4798
    @joetedrick4798 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    James and Brett talking about Brett's aura reminds me of my parents fighting.

  • @Cambionn
    @Cambionn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    cow chop definitely has the best merch i get so excited every time they release more. achievement hunter's is eh theyre doing better, funhaus is pretty garbage. ive been a fan of funhaus and achievement hunter for 3+ years and only own two things each, but ive bought half the cow chop store already

  • @Kuznia_
    @Kuznia_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    WTF is going on?? I got an ad on a CowChop video?? We back bois!! Great vid btw. Love yo faces

  • @Bronzedragon800
    @Bronzedragon800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First time I’ve ever heard a guy saying he DOESN’T like it raw

  • @stoneraleks
    @stoneraleks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a nice little cruise we took with Aleks

  • @lkcullen1918
    @lkcullen1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My sister broke her ankle twice in 1994 using moon shoes and I've been terrified of them ever since.

  • @SubparPanda
    @SubparPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Person with the star letter has issues lol

    • @antispaghettigod1201
      @antispaghettigod1201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The first being watching cowchop

    • @SubparPanda
      @SubparPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @extreme Lube who's that? I don't really keep up with the community much. lotta creators fanbases are a little too cringy for my taste lol

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @extreme Lube Damn, I've never agreed with you more.

    • @mountaindewdruggie
      @mountaindewdruggie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol was that letter really from Trainer? That's insane.

    • @flxdog9045
      @flxdog9045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @extreme Lube who?

  • @matthewmcwane9569
    @matthewmcwane9569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If there’s anything you can take away from this episode, Brett knows some big words

  • @Edwardthe5th
    @Edwardthe5th 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    NEVER turn down your aura, Brett!

  • @dasani512
    @dasani512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I think at this point the warehouse is more of a hoarding home...

  • @TaylorClark_69
    @TaylorClark_69 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i couldn't stop staring at the one gray hair in Brett's beard at 7:47

  • @Dredan143
    @Dredan143 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “For ages 7 and up, so yeah” I fucking love you James.

  • @BertieVII
    @BertieVII 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as i saw the scarf i ran to the site and ordered one 😂😂 look so good, a red one would be nice too

  • @ryk3rofficial524
    @ryk3rofficial524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    So did someone get their feelings hurt when getting in a keyboard war with another cow chop fan? Welcome to 2018 ladies and gentlemen.

    • @paulturner4503
      @paulturner4503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      RYK3R Official and then took it out on cow chop and stopped watching their videos

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Some people just don't know when to keep their mouths (fingers) shut. I've seen crap like that happen before.
      It's sad and scary how egotistical some people get over commenting on TH-cam and how obsessed some fans can be.

    • @ryk3rofficial524
      @ryk3rofficial524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just Emily so true just recently I made a joke during the CC Halloween live stream. Shortly after a “fan” proceeded to write hate on my personal channel over a joke. It’s crazy how some people get.

    • @ryk3rofficial524
      @ryk3rofficial524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Paul Turner for real, cow chop has nothing to do with inter community conflicts yet they are the ones most affected by such a silly boycott.

    • @meetyomaker2396
      @meetyomaker2396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RYK3R Official that shit petty lmao

  • @rabrinasuiz2670
    @rabrinasuiz2670 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    James's "wassup hobo" had me dead

  • @starhel2
    @starhel2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey guys if you havent given up on the co2 dream yet. Go to Tavern Service Co. 18228 Parthenia st, Northridge. They will get you setup FOR SURE! When I got my breakmate they hepled me with everything to get it up & running. Just bring it in to them!!

  • @xokenzeebabie
    @xokenzeebabie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Brett is like they are subtle so people don’t know we are fans but that one shirt legit says cow chop 4 times wtf.😂

  • @Cody9603
    @Cody9603 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What's up hobo?"
    James a savage

  • @chrismartin6427
    @chrismartin6427 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the hoodie best £100 I ever spent

  • @kiwi5351
    @kiwi5351 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:56 I thought Brett was talking about Lindsey at first and was like damn dude that's fucking harsh

  • @Ben-rt5jt
    @Ben-rt5jt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the new merch dude

  • @jailcatjones3250
    @jailcatjones3250 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The 1st guy on the phone sounded a bit nervous when Aleks asked for CO2 canisters lol

  • @CIubDuck
    @CIubDuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol you can literally get the gas tanks at Wal-Mart. It's just a simple sodastream gas tube, all major retailers sell them.

  • @lemmythebulldog8812
    @lemmythebulldog8812 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:01 I want james dancing to be my screensaver

  • @roguerudy
    @roguerudy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone tell Aleks they sell those tanks at some targets

  • @banbasafro
    @banbasafro 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    james is such a good boy 10/10

  • @Racksath
    @Racksath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    What's up hobo

    • @StMartin7
      @StMartin7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slim Pickins not much, bench sleeper

  • @LilTofu
    @LilTofu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    everyone is stressing at the fact that brett is bald but am stressing at the fact that the arcade machine is booting into windows 7 at 00:44

  • @lemon7312
    @lemon7312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know you guys probably use Google translate for the multicultural part in the description, but I speak Spanish. You can use "mercancía" instead of merchandising. Keep up the good work, my dudes

  • @Kim77889
    @Kim77889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1 milion subs best of cow chop

  • @THEDONKAGE
    @THEDONKAGE 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aleks, my mans - they're called "co2 catridges" not gas cylinders. Some gas-operated airsoft guns and/or pellet guns use them. They're tiny, silver cartridges with a one-time puncture spout and a rounded bottom. They typically come in a box of like, 4-8. They're carried at almost all retailers that have a hardware section. They have them at Canadian Tire, but I'm doubting you have that in America - Walmart should no doubt have them though.

  • @notsocasual4089
    @notsocasual4089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aleks the kinda guy to buy a fast car and only drive in the right lane

    • @rasekage1610
      @rasekage1610 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most people don't obey the "only pass on the left" rule. They just pick the lane with the least crap in front and drive.

  • @MrPingn
    @MrPingn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    All that food that's supposed to be refrigerated sitting out. But did Brett throw it out or leave it for the next cooking show?
    Special food poisoning episode here we come.

  • @SlimeKing223
    @SlimeKing223 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:21 God I love James.

  • @thesilliestclown
    @thesilliestclown 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:50
    that one super-grey beard in brett's

  • @nathandrake2800
    @nathandrake2800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That merch is dope, but really it’s just dope clothes with a cow chop logo or name on it.

  • @bapholist4871
    @bapholist4871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:50 THE SOLITARY WHITE HAIR

  • @AITA-TV.
    @AITA-TV. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i know Brett gets upset when people ask where he got his cloths, but i really wanna know where he got that hoodie. it looks so soft and comfortable.

  • @ashsquest1235
    @ashsquest1235 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    JAMES, you are bad ass, major BADASS

  • @TheBackdiva
    @TheBackdiva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Whoever wrote that long ass letter with the stars should go see someone.
    >Not being able to give someone a letter
    >Not watching your "favorite" TH-cam channel because of issues with other community members
    You're not normal dude

    • @happyaleks3690
      @happyaleks3690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Chill

    • @John-qh1rx
      @John-qh1rx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Greentext on a TH-cam comment. And you're not even using them correctly, lol.

    • @natureboy904
      @natureboy904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Snark Lilly Was he using greentext or just making points and using > instead of 1, 2 (etc.). U should prob get off 4chan bud?

    • @kami1
      @kami1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@John-qh1rx get off of gaychan

    • @ThefireballVR
      @ThefireballVR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@happyaleks3690 They're called me-me arrows newbie.

  • @happyaleks3690
    @happyaleks3690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brett with his hood up scares me

  • @legowarriorfilms
    @legowarriorfilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man moon shoes were the best thing when I was a kid

  • @elijahnol
    @elijahnol 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I relate to Aleks i also eat when I’m stressed

  • @mikeforshay589
    @mikeforshay589 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brett with the heisenberg

  • @Irishrebel092
    @Irishrebel092 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It uses the same tank as the soda streams. Walmart and bed bath beyond have them.

  • @nesreencutie
    @nesreencutie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol Aleks went looking for the tank, sucks he couldn't find a place that sells them

  • @MassiahOfDeath
    @MassiahOfDeath 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Brett's future isn't that bright, the bald spot that consumed his entire head sure as FUCC IS

    • @MassiahOfDeath
      @MassiahOfDeath 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But for real though, it looks good

  • @blackinterior882
    @blackinterior882 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    why do i have a feeling that james is showing signs that he will leave cowchop just as how he left the creatures?

  • @TheSweetestPea94
    @TheSweetestPea94 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:56 he 100% should have broken his ankle right there 💀

  • @Anavrein
    @Anavrein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    james prefers smackdown instead of raw

  • @nerd_world8919
    @nerd_world8919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:14 I can relate the community members are kinda annoying. Plus I’m getting kind of tired of cowchop I miss the old days now it’s getting repetitive not funny

  • @yuririos9312
    @yuririos9312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i miss them

  • @AveryJH
    @AveryJH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Brett cosplaying as Danz

  • @FestiveRocket
    @FestiveRocket 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im more surprised that James waited about a month later to break his ankle...

  • @darkjetstar
    @darkjetstar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao I got an amazon ad before the video

  • @HeroofSomething
    @HeroofSomething 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    More aleks adventures please

  • @Trav-I24
    @Trav-I24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God I love Aleks’ car

  • @lightskincharcoal8749
    @lightskincharcoal8749 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:59 when yuh girl tell you not to worry about the condoms this time.

  • @em_birch
    @em_birch 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I honestly can't believe they still sell those moon shoes. I'd have thought too many ankles would've been shattered and tailbones broken for it to still be on the market. Plus TRAMPOLINES DO EXIST.

  • @Dumplinos_Bricks
    @Dumplinos_Bricks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m watching old creature hub videos and I’m having flashbacks

  • @GamerFromHeck
    @GamerFromHeck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those are some gosh darn good cough drops

  • @xtrspike
    @xtrspike 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, Brett looks like Kratos.

  • @PixSamael
    @PixSamael 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    you're badass james

  • @mysteryyoshi4917
    @mysteryyoshi4917 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish that meat cleaver hoodie was yellow to match wit that cow chop beanie. Hope they make different colors for the hoodie soon tho 🙂

  • @PotBellyPanda
    @PotBellyPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty sure a paintball co2 tank could work

  • @C-Fav
    @C-Fav 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That hoodie Brett is wearing looks comfy. Where’d you get it Brett?! Thanks!