MORE MORE MORE MALORT
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Welcome back to Behind the Cow Chop! The guys have a few special guests over and they somehow convince said guests to try the notorious Malort. Who can hang? Find out.
The following is for those multicultural:
La cocaína se retiró de los estantes de los EE. UU. Como resultado de la decisión de la FDA de que la cocaína "comercializaba ilegalmente la bebida como una alternativa de drogas callejeras y un suplemento dietético".
MORE MORE MORE MALORT
Thank You 🐮🔪
Think about how much cow chop content exists from that one guy who sent the malort
We gotta send them more. We have to.
we should find some others too. I hear coconut feni is really bad. and Brennivin is especially horrid. but I cant get them here in the UK.
Same with the fart spray
Get them Bombay
Send them a nice carepackage. Filled with Malort, Fart Spray and other horrors. Think of the content...
I hope the malort saga never ends. Anything involving it is the best video ever.
Crimson Tone Deus vult
@@mr.sleepy1518 A man of culture!
It ended
@@samuel66881 😢
Wow, Lindsay really is the craziest member of Cow Chop.
Yeah. She collects cards!
That Trevor green screen suprised me
Green screen? He was actually there, you can't make green screen look that good.
@MinimiMax Lol yeah he just has the ability to shrink himself down. Duh! Everyone should know that about Trevor.
Not allowed to have Cannabis, proceeds to have cocaine instead.
It's good to have standards. Even if they are absurd.
Recreational cocaine. Legalize it!
Lolll
why you gotta bring trevor into my memory again =( i lub him
you know trevor still streams right? Like yesterday with aleks
Someday Jesus will come back.
extreme lube I read that in trevors voice
what about my boy joe
he is coming back to LA to film a project with Aleks on the last weekend of October. i’m just not 100% sure if it’s for Cow Chop though :P
"i will never drink malort voluntarily" --------- *drinks malort 2 mins later*
You can’t beat the Trevor green screen
The who
Jason xo The Who joke only works on the creatu.... who?
Lolll
5:37 TREVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!
By the way if you guys don't follow Joe on Instagram, he announced he is expecting a baby with his girlfriend!!!!!!!!!! And they are naming him James!!!
That news is like months old lol. And its not after Cow Chop James either. Its after one of the grandparents.
@@Jtl012 awwww RIP! Thanks for the info
Oh wow, great news from a few months ago, genius.
@@al112v4 I'm sorryyyy I only follow him on Instagram
al112v5 just cause you know doesnt mean everyone does, dont have to be an asshole
“If you wanna be the center of attention, come drink cocaine off this table.”
*Brett just does it anyways.*
What are you talking about? That was Lindsay.
When did Brett do it 🤔 I only saw Lindsay do it. Brett doesn’t have all natural blonde hair 😂
Big fan of Criken inadvertently calling himself a virgin.
I love your profile picture
Chris DaPancreas i cant tell if he really is or not tbh
He's a virgin by choice
Smoking weed is way cooler than sex
James said on stream yesterday he bought 10 more bottles of Malort for a “project” and he encouraged people to send him more
You know who can’t enjoy Malort?
Oscar.
Mykel Caruso damn dude
Mykel Caruso whos oscar?
he's dead
Too soon
Seamus's comment section lives on in cow chop
the sour candies he's eating probably numbed the taste of the malort
If that was the case, it would do that with Brett too because he was eating them too
its the other way around with sour ones. Sour makes its so much worse
@@otyeK they both legit had the same style package of sour patch kids in their hands at 3:53
you did see that, it just was eaten off screen
They are the Halloween sour patch kids. I bought some myself literally the other day. They come in a big bag with a bunch of mini bags of sour patch kids to hand out for Halloween.
The best series ever on Cow Chop is Woah That’s a Let’s Play. God I miss Trevor that series is so underrated.
As a bartender from chicago, ive seen dozens of people try malort. I can say an easy 85% of people react with complete horror after the shot
comments section:
75% Malort
24% Trevor
Forgot about the JO crystal
Any time Trevor is mentioned or green screened in the comments are just: AUGGGHHH MY HEART :(((((((((((((((
James doesn’t own the necklace for more than 5 mins and it’s already in his mouth
Brett: "I will never drink that willingly again"
Brett not two minutes later: "I'll take a half shot"
Does anyone else wish their fridge was as stocked as Cow Chops?
don't have that many rats in my fridge, I'm hella jealous
'My sexuality?!.. dont talk about that"
Oh man, Lindsay's crazy!
I love that members are starting to be replaced as they go on, its like comic superhero groups lol
brett's lindsay bit was positively spectacular
seeing a 30+ year old man try hard to actually snort that drink off the table made me laugh so hard. That's some funny stuff.
The lore of M A L O R T has been expanded
Malore-t
Did I just see a wild Trevor?!
I'm really liking this Malort Era of CC
All the content they have gotten from that one guy who sent Malort. Their fan base influences them in a way, and I love it.
"Oh I get that, I'm ignoring it" Funniest thing in the whole video
You could make this the Malort channel and I would still come here every day.
Never get rid of that bottle.
I see that Alek´s Gamer Grip is really coming in handy 7:20
Alex hand becoming -glued- to that Cannabis Drink fucking floored me.
That’s a J O crystal and he put it in his mouth
RIP James
fuck you for making me google that
Yeah I gagged when I saw him do that lol
Wait what's a J O crystal?
Well... I just learned something new lol
Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter James now has the gay™
We have to make sure they never run out of malort
That was totally a J.O crystal necklace
a negative energized one
What I was saying
He’s gotta jack it with his bros to get it energized
Absolutely
Andres Godinez wtf is a J.O. crystal
So Criken doesn't mind Malort, but he almost vomits from a sip of Jack Daniels?
The fuck is wrong with his taste buds?
Wow, Lindsey truly is and always will be the wildest and kookiest member of Cow Chop!
Cow chop, specifically James, I want to thank you for this malort crusade lmao. I'm ordering a bottle online to see how bad it really is, and to torment my friends in drinking games hahaha.
James got a JO crystal
Wait, so someone stuck that up their ass?
Brett eating throughout this entire video is a MOOD
Let’s only send malort
7:10 I love how they're saying no drinking cannabis in the work place yet they were drinking alcohol in the workplace.
This. This is the darkest timeline.
Bret is starting to look like Kenny from TWD game...
InkDevi13 this is one if those things that now I have seen it I can’t unsee it
Dear God...
InkDevi13 - And I’m okay with that.
In my head I imagine the Malort tastes like what I imagine wood stainer would taste like
As soon as you guys really flipped out about the Malort, I was like “they are forever going to be sent malort by fans...good job guys”
Malort tastes like pencil shavings and heartbreak
I tried Malort yesterday to celebrate my 21st. They are not faking it. I’m sorry god
gonna do the same thing next year, lol.
Now snort some Malort cow bois
Kale is CowChops Castiel.
When you can't afford Steven Suptic anymore
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR Crikens better all around
@@jermasbiggestfan7796 Agree
Brett is slowly losing more and more of his mind
"It's not that bad, just tastes like cologne."
When're they gonna put this on the bottle?
You know, you're right. I don't think I've ever seen you guys Chop a Cow on this channel. And if it has happened, you guys certainly don't do it often enough to have that name.
buff brett cow at the end should be the mascot now!
I’m glad that Trevor pops up once in awhile.
ソフト&ウェット ソフト&ウェット same lol
First she's throwing up on set.
Now she's driving a wheel chair while under the influence of cocaine?
Lindsey's out of control.
I fucking love this episode. Ugh if there was a cow chop reality show I'd watch that shit tbh
Damn that Lindsey is one crazy person 😂
5:40 WHY THE MEMORIES!?!?
Brett is such a beefcake
Great BTS. I liked Brett’s post roll. anytime Criken appears it is a sweet sweet blessing. Thanks guys, love you. x
BRETT KEPT HIS OFFICE LIKE THAT??????
I’m d&d Games I play if you roll a 1 in any check you have to take a penalty shot of malort
For some odd reason I really want to try some malort now.
10 months later and 9:48-9:59 is still in the top 5 greatest things I've ever seen...
Take a shot of malort every time Brett says "not the shot itself"
Honestly love everyone in this channel. They don't get enough recognition. I really wish they'd get more views. :,)
You should've titled the video "MORELORT"
THE AGE OF MALORT
Fuck, I miss cow chop.
It's really cool to see Lindsey branching out as one of the crazier members of CowChop.
the malort era continues
There’s one of those cow heads floating around the backroom at the target I work at that keeps getting impaled on things.
I WANT THAT JAMIE HEWLETT BOOK SO BAD!!!!!!!!
FINISH THE BOTTLE
I wonder if the person who sent the Malort knew it would become so legendary.
You guys need to invite Alanah over (From Funhouse). Would love to see you guys doing bits around her. She needs a good Rooster Teeth welcoming.
2:31 Nice save there. "A virgin....a malort virgin."
This was not in my sub box... PRAISE THE NOTIFICATION BUTTON!
I haven’t watched a cow chip video in a few months but if they’re all about doing bits now, I’m in
I work at a liquor store and I've seen people come in to get Malort as a joke gift and other people get it to actually drink it.
A LOT OF POSITIVE ENERGY AT THE SESH!
Malort saga is gonna end and rise again
I actually screamed Trevor when he popped up omg my heart
I don't know what you guys are doing, but this recent content has been ON FIRE
I don’t understand how you guys aren’t over a million subs
dude criken calling the malort hand sanitizer just validated years of arguments for me. been saying that shit for years. no one i say it to agrees with me, but i feel like my senses are pretty sharp.
Cow Chop needs to make an official list that shows what each staff member/guest thinks about Malort lol Like a "good" and "bad" side
Dont worry Brett I too compulsively eat Halloween candy
The necklace James got at 1:57 is clearly a JO crystal. Hes got to charge it with his bros.
Glad to see Trevor back!
I think Brett is slowly descending into madness as Cow Chop hemorrhages employees
How you know Malort is bad? Kale looked like he was about to cry.
Bret's office looks like the drug room in the back of a Chinese restaraunt. Suits him well.
man Lyndsay sure got nervous when Mr. handsome was there.
I saw a Cow Head just like that at Target
Khail looks like a young Elon Knoxville.
We need a spice gauntlet 3 with criken and khail for the culture