succession - jokes/insults

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  • @korvotron
    @korvotron ปีที่แล้ว +502

    jack the ripper women’s health clinic lmao

    • @BVaxter
      @BVaxter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😅😅😅😅😅😅 I busted a gut on that one!!!!

    • @shivam.shakya
      @shivam.shakya ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahaha

    • @virtualplasticsurgeon
      @virtualplasticsurgeon ปีที่แล้ว +4

      5:13

    • @TimesFM4532
      @TimesFM4532 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve used that line in conversation after watching this

  • @bobby3292
    @bobby3292 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "jokes/insults" is all you need to know about how the characters in Succession operate

  • @jolynemontoya2151
    @jolynemontoya2151 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “ but just the tip but for killing dad” 💀

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie ปีที่แล้ว +195

    “Mr. Potato Head! My plastic adversary!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @djenebatraore9392
    @djenebatraore9392 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    0:04 nah this is iconic

  • @rajramjit1755
    @rajramjit1755 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    We didn't get you fam a hyena farm..😂😂😂

  • @widowswail888
    @widowswail888 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    2:39 what Shiv always thought of Kendall which makes her move in the finale completely justifiable

    • @OhioPaulDE
      @OhioPaulDE ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm not sure I would classify it as "justifiable". If she had those apprehensions or concerns, perhaps she should have voiced them, instead of her and Roman green lighting him the day before. She agreed in principle that Kendall would be taking over.

    • @widowswail888
      @widowswail888 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ⁠@@OhioPaulDE oh absolutely it was shitty of her. Perhaps I meant that for us the viewers. It should’ve been obvious to us because we’ve seen Shiv do or say things that other characters might not know. So her decision in the end should be justifiable to us. Mainly it’s directed towards the people who sees Shiv as more of a villain than the other sibs (especially Ken).

    • @kstreet
      @kstreet ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@OhioPaulDE The way she ultimately voted sucks for Kendall, but makes sense to pretty much everyone at the company other than Kendall because, as she said, it's not all about him. A lot of them couldn't wait to cash out or move up and Roman seemed relieved to end the trauma cycle. I think Sarah's face portrays a person extremely stressed out and conflicted up to the moment of voting, realizing that she had to choose between the lesser of two evils. No matter what she (very hesitantly) agreed to in private, it wasn't Shiv's responsibility to make Kendall's dream come true.
      He had a bad case of "main character syndrome," even in a family of narcissists. If Kendall had been a more mature and empathetic person, he might have worked to prove her criticism unfounded and gained her respect as a sibling and ally much earlier. She could have been his political advisor! But instead he mostly dismissed his siblings as inferior (just like Logan did) and focused obsessively on his own desires. He's an addict who finally got an intervention.

    • @7razman
      @7razman ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kstreet Dude she did it out of Spite.... Pure and Simple. Once she found out Tom would be CEO, she figured, well I can somewhat control Tom from behind the scenes in a way I can't Kendall and that’s why she did it. I'm not saying Kendall's perfect either, I mean he handled the Waiter question in an appalling manner. If Tom kept his mouth shut she votes for Kendall 💯 If I can't have it, none of us will.

    • @Tyrantofthewind
      @Tyrantofthewind ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean everything she said is so acutely accurate to her as well it seems more like projection than anything else. The only reason she moved against him the finale was she literally could not let him have the win, she was spiteful and broken from all those years of not getting her dad's approval she couldn't let him have the crown.

  • @chichipotter4487
    @chichipotter4487 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Kendall could never be CEO. He Shat the bed. Best show ever.

    • @ivanacvetanovic7611
      @ivanacvetanovic7611 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Logan pissed in the office and on the floor of his room.

  • @whoisgliese
    @whoisgliese ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "But he said that to be nice, I think what he meant to say was that he wished mom had given birth to a can opener because then at least it would have been useful"
    "Nice vest swamp scan, so puffy!
    Thanks roman!
    What's it stuffed with, your hopes and dreams?"

  • @therealneal3034
    @therealneal3034 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The can opener insult always makes me chuckle, and I'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it.

  • @MissRosette1162
    @MissRosette1162 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love the insults of the siblings it’s like my real family

  • @melanniem8774
    @melanniem8774 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is peak creativity

  • @sgtlamancha805
    @sgtlamancha805 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love all the cracks at Tom given how it played out…

  • @aeh5109
    @aeh5109 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What a loving family

  • @kevinblue1976
    @kevinblue1976 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Love Rome calling himself a beta and ken a cuck🤣

  • @BOKItheROCK
    @BOKItheROCK ปีที่แล้ว +150

    4:29 this feels so real, Jeremy's delivery is so funny

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      7:01 this seems even more real
      The way shiv says FinGerS😂

  • @teaxhem2611
    @teaxhem2611 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The first fucking pancake always kills me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @BVaxter
    @BVaxter ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Who else will watch this about 50 more times? There are so many lines in here that I miss because sometimes they say. I'm so fast and they're so ridiculous. It takes a minute to digest what they're actually making fun of or their metaphors especially kendall he's complex

  • @kittycattt93
    @kittycattt93 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Stewy ate ngl 😂😂

  • @hortlockthelivingdead4676
    @hortlockthelivingdead4676 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    🔥 books and measuring 💀 down in Nuremberg Virginia

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    5:05 hahahaah

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      1:03 too

  • @kafkaesquekendallroy
    @kafkaesquekendallroy  ปีที่แล้ว +6

    hi everyone i literally forgot i made this video lmao but i will never get over this show so if you could comment below some video ideas i can make bc god knows i'm gonna be rewatching this shit from start to finish many times plz lmk thx !!

  • @ivanacvetanovic7611
    @ivanacvetanovic7611 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Feels like you're allergic to including anyone's insults against Logan unless it's Ewan.

  • @explodingcranium2442
    @explodingcranium2442 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The can opener 💀

  • @simplyslayin1404
    @simplyslayin1404 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THIS IS SOOO GOOD

  • @Cookie_No
    @Cookie_No 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:08 what?
    I don't understand that part

  • @mq2103
    @mq2103 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stewy and Kendall are the best couples

  • @steve.santiago
    @steve.santiago 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Goobledy-do-goo go…

  • @rohitp8372
    @rohitp8372 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last one was 😂😂

  • @madamecliche
    @madamecliche ปีที่แล้ว +16

    heyy where's? I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS PEOPLE

    • @milosmilosmilos
      @milosmilosmilos ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's neither a joke nor an insult. Just reality. 😂

  • @blair4468
    @blair4468 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:00

  • @yggdrasil2
    @yggdrasil2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder how short the series would be if someone answered Logan with either: "I work here. Where am I supposed to go?" or "Why am I stupid? How about some constructive criticism?"

  • @bloodbuddy7
    @bloodbuddy7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Ohhh here he is: Mr Potato Head! My plastic adversary!” 😂

  • @LUNDYLUNDYLUNDY
    @LUNDYLUNDYLUNDY ปีที่แล้ว

    1:53 lmfao

  • @purvai4701
    @purvai4701 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kinda like a more political version of Veep

  • @mortalclown3812
    @mortalclown3812 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Probably not the best intro to this series, but I'm not going to watch it now - brilliant as everyone is.
    I'm old. The dark arts hold little thrall for me these days.

    • @TheDRODOR
      @TheDRODOR ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ???? How can you understand the context like this? This is one of the best shows of the fucking decade

    • @aquafinner1505
      @aquafinner1505 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if you dont watch it, can we switch brains? i’d do anything to watch this and experience it anew all over again. it’s amazing, if you don’t watch you’re missing out big time

    • @tiospidey5142
      @tiospidey5142 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If I cringe any harder with your comment I might become a fossil

  • @TheThevolkov
    @TheThevolkov 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what a vulgar unrealistic show with third rate actors that use the F word after every other word...