My youth minister said that before "You girls are so ready to "twerk" but God will remove that "t" and have you ready to werk for our Lord and Savior. I just couldn't anymore.
What about the preacher that asks questions while giving the sermon. My pastor always does this ie. "Cuz the Bible says Jesus is what?...(Crickets waiting on someone to answer) then answers, "the light of the world!"
Here's a few more : "the enforcer"- he makes everyone praise --"aww yall can do better than that..." "where are the real praisers at" OR "the guilt trip collector" or "auctioneer"-- "i want all the deacons to line up and give $100" .."can we get $20, $40" etc...
oh! while its on my mind... "the profuse sweater" or "the T.M.I./ gossiper"--goes into a story and just drops some information i dont think we should have known...lol
#10: the famous line to let you know that it will be a long message is "I won't be before you long". Thirty minutes later "this is my last point." Fifteen minutes later "I'm about to take my seat." Total time: 1 hour.
"There's gonna be either a boy or either a girl. Prepare yourself. Blue or pink! Which one do you want? Which one do you want? The pink Jordan's or the blue Jordan's? Cause you gonna have a baby. Child support is in your future." Lmbo they are too funny.
The Story Teller. The pastor who can give a whole sermon talking about whatever miraculous things happened to him and people he knows. The confusing pastor who keeps straying from the point and loses everyone. The Name Calling pastor - the one who likes to single out people in his congregation and comment on them.
Yo my grandfather is the confusing one cause he be preaching and I just be like 👁️👄👁️ what was the message again? Then it's time to get ready dismiss lol
I just went back to hear @ 0:07 "Read with me on your Apple, I don't know where it is on Android, because we didn't have those in the Garden of Eden" smmfh wow #killedit
There's also the pastor who'll start out quiet and then just out of nowhere will yell at the top of his lungs while simultaneously banging on the pulpit😂
#10 gets me all the time! They be like: "Hmmm I'm getting to close." An hour later: "I'm getting ready to close! Yes I am!!!" I be like how many doors on these messages?
i can think of at least two more: "the laughin' preacher": after ever phrase or two he punctuates it-HUH... with a laughin kinda soun-ha-HUH!... i think y'al know-a-HUH... ju' what i'm talkin about-a-HUH-HUH! and then, of course, there's the "preacher blessed with the gift of tongues"... who ever know and then -- ah shabada yama tilo lobada -- interupts their sermon in english -- heggalah shee manaya --- to insert some preachin in anotha language-a-huh! --- shamma lamma ding dong! --- which only those with the gift of *interpreting* tongues can understand-ah --- hibachi bagel menorah... teriyaki kunta kinte....
AAHAHAHAHA!!! This is too funny and I have seen them all, literally!!! But what about the one that starts feeling the sermon and starts taking off his suit jacket that the usher comes to get; then gives him a towel or wipes the sweat off his head with it and brings the glass of water with the napkin on top of it? LOL! Also, what about the one that ends the sermon and goes straight into the song, "I need thee" for alter call!!! LOL
Well, it is what it is. It has been a foundation of Black Church Culture in the United States, especially the Pentecostals. And one thing it has been, whenever I thought back to those days, is a point of reference to have a good laugh at all of the animation and dramatic moments. When my mother used to shout, she'd jump up from the piano, hold her arms straight out to her side and spin around like a helicopter, if you can imagine that scene, LOL!
One of the best videos on TH-cam I been going to church all life my mom was a musician of music. Oh and she was faithful lol. I seen all of these pastors ...I think this was my mom coming to give me a smile RIP MOMMY
Also. The pastor who calls people by name throughout the sermon. “We need more couples in this church like Larry and Linda Williams. Or like Barry Hendricks. Oh, I had a great time with you and your family last week, Barry...” Then, the pastor who recaps his whole sermon in a 9min 36sec closing prayer. And the one who goes off on illustrations: “It’s like when Carlito tells his lawyer, so long, counselor. Man, what a great line! So terse, so witty. I just love the writing. You know that movie was a book first...
LOL! At the youth church and 'I don't know what is in the android...the apple was in the garden of eden so that's what we're going to read' hahahaha saw this on facebook so at the beginning I genuinely thought the first guy was an actually preacher!
I'll tell you some more preacher types....1: The Preacher that uses too many runs, 2: The preacher that misquotes scriptures 3: The preacher that tells too many jokes 4: The prancing preacher....5: The Preacher that forgot his sermon 6: The Preacher that no one can follow
How about the preacher that never finishes a sentence, aka the Marvin Winans, just throws half a thought out there and then ends with a long hmmmm, hah, or wooo! Usually that's also the preacher who talks LOOOONG needless pauses. Then there's the preachers who break into prayer and randomly "anoint" people during their sermon. This is hilarious though.!!
Listen that youth pastor one had me rolling....My sermon for youth sunday yesterday was YOLO and then i went to a camp kick off and the preachers title was I'm different....This just blessed my soul lol
The Bilingual Preacher who speaks in tongues more than he speaks in English. The Revelatory Revelator, the preacher who speaks as though everything he says is straight-up revelation. The Researcher/Scholar who gives the historicity and hermeneutical principles behind EVERYTHING. Showtime at the Apollo- the preacher who tells more jokes than gives Scripture. Man, I go to ORU; I done seen them all!
+brandeestarr Yup I just said the same thing! I call him 'The Holy Ghost High' preacher, but I like your name better! Yes, and the one who stops preaching every few seconds and speaks in tongues because the Lord is moving......uh ah! The Lord is speaking....ha! Shamma! LOL
The reading assistant is funny. Because when I was a little girl in the Pentecostal church the bishop had his assistant pastor read for him. I asked my momma why was the pastor asking him to read the bible when the bishop could read the bible for himself? She said maybe the pastor can't see right but yet the bishop was wearing glasses. And Json as the youth pastor with " I'm different" playing in the background was the funniest!!!!
My youth minister said that before "You girls are so ready to "twerk" but God will remove that "t" and have you ready to werk for our Lord and Savior. I just couldn't anymore.
I think I would have fell right over in the pew..they would have to tell me to leave..
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would've lost it right there 😂
the reading assistant had me doooooooone from the beginning!!!!!
I WAS CRYINGGGGGG OFF JUMP
Queen Gulley Gino Jennings comes to mind
Luis Maldonado that's exactly who I commented awhile ago lol Gino Jennings! Lol
"There's A Spirit Of Methusalah In Here. Somebody's In Here Is Old And Is Gonna Die!!!"
Why Is This Hilarious?? Lol
Mad funny :-)
Because YOU know this skit all to well...and I do too.
My Lord!! 😯🤣😭
"Jesus started at the bottom, now He's here" "Y'all so worry turning up, y'all need to worry about eternity!" LOL Come to NYC Y'all!!!
What about the preacher that asks questions while giving the sermon. My pastor always does this ie. "Cuz the Bible says Jesus is what?...(Crickets waiting on someone to answer) then answers, "the light of the world!"
lol i know one like that...too funny
+Inez Rivers 10 the number of commandments!! 10 is sacrificed!! AMEN
+indeball ...hahaha... yeah!... "Because for lunch today I'll be havin' WHAT??...."
+Inez Rivers aa
+Taber Shadburne You black? No? then shut the fuck up!
break every chain, 2 chaaaiiinzzz 😂😂😂😂😂
Kevin Ned that killed me man 😦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kevin Ned 😂😂😂😂
Here's a few more : "the enforcer"- he makes everyone praise --"aww yall can do better than that..." "where are the real praisers at" OR "the guilt trip collector" or "auctioneer"-- "i want all the deacons to line up and give $100" .."can we get $20, $40" etc...
oh! while its on my mind... "the profuse sweater" or "the T.M.I./ gossiper"--goes into a story and just drops some information i dont think we should have known...lol
yep-yep.
"THE ENFORCER" 😆😆😆 I wanted to do a skit about those. Everything else you mentioned was on point, too. And the Auctioneer?? 😂😂😂
@@baniah1827 Yes and Yes 😆😆! Not that they're lacking anything but you could be these guy's Creative Consultant on here. Lol
I found out in my later years, that some people were brought into the service just to raise money, they've actually been trained to do this.
#10: the famous line to let you know that it will be a long message is "I won't be before you long". Thirty minutes later "this is my last point." Fifteen minutes later "I'm about to take my seat." Total time: 1 hour.
Try 3 hours
Y'all lucky. Revival and church camp sermons, sometimes 3 or 4 hours. Man cannot live without pee breaks, dammit.
TheBr20042003 fr. They will close the book, shuffle the papers, just to speak for an additional 45 minutes
Ha Ha! LOL!!! The way you broke that down in detail, you must be a manager or supervisir.
Vague Prophet....God just dropped it in my spirit, there's a man and a woman...and you not married. LOL
How do you guys keep a straight face while doing these?
NarnianLady lol ikr!
We call that comedien😉
Ha! My pastor always says: "momma, what does it mean when pastor says 'in closing'?" "Absolutely nothing baby..."
"There's gonna be either a boy or either a girl. Prepare yourself. Blue or pink! Which one do you want? Which one do you want? The pink Jordan's or the blue Jordan's? Cause you gonna have a baby. Child support is in your future." Lmbo they are too funny.
OMG! #10. the Long Closer is the one I ALWAYS had to deal with growing up in church, church camp, vacation bible school, LOL...I'm like 😒😞
Who u telling girl 😊😊😁😁😄
Me 2
Then someone from the congregation yells out, "TAKE YA TIME, PASTOR!" 😑 lol
Starting their sermon all over again!😑😂
@@Toywins #pastorrewind
"You may be young but youre ready." LMBOOOOO
Mannnn💀💀💀💀💀
The Story Teller. The pastor who can give a whole sermon talking about whatever miraculous things happened to him and people he knows. The confusing pastor who keeps straying from the point and loses everyone. The Name Calling pastor - the one who likes to single out people in his congregation and comment on them.
The Name Calling Pastor. lol
Yo my grandfather is the confusing one cause he be preaching and I just be like 👁️👄👁️ what was the message again? Then it's time to get ready dismiss lol
I just went back to hear @ 0:07 "Read with me on your Apple, I don't know where it is on Android, because we didn't have those in the Garden of Eden" smmfh wow #killedit
Oh y'all forgot the 'Holy Ghost High' preacher. The one who is so busy speaking in tongues that he can't preach! Love these videos!!! Too funny!!!
There's definitely enough material to have a part 3 and possibly 4. lol
They forgot to mention the preachers that clap after every word or phrase. Lol!
goodspirit1310 I was waiting for that to
There's also the pastor who'll start out quiet and then just out of nowhere will yell at the top of his lungs while simultaneously banging on the pulpit😂
It catches me so off guard but it's kinda funny 😂
Similar to one they did called, "The Schizophrenic." One of my faves 😄
"There's gonna be pregnation" lol lol lol
That's what I said 😂😂😂
The schizophrenic!!!! 😂 I can't breathe!
Vague Prophet...omg..vague prophet. You're gonna have a boy or girl.
"Pregnation....Child support is in your future."....that gets me everytime...LMBO
He says somebody is old and is going to die I’m weak LOL
YES!!
Prophet: ohhh...I see you pregnant
Her: I’ve had a hysterectomy.
Prophet: No, honey... You ain’t listening. Pregnant with the Holy Spirit.
is ya playin with it?! is ya playing with it?!
Part 3 is needed
Sitteth in the seat of the SCORNFUUUUUULLLLLLLL!!!!
My pastor is definitely #1. You can't get more than 5 words before he go expounding!
Nathaniel Williams same
#10 gets me all the time! They be like: "Hmmm I'm getting to close." An hour later: "I'm getting ready to close! Yes I am!!!" I be like how many doors on these messages?
omg my old preacher use to do that! i be extra mad
Lol happens all the time if they say im closing they gonna be there another 10mins or and hour lol
Andrae Coleman
Ahhhhhh that's my youth pastor it's so annoying!!😩😩😩
And then theres the lady yelling "take ya time pastor"
Please do a part 3!!!
"The Bible like a cooling fan" as he flip the pages....WHOOOSH!
i can think of at least two more:
"the laughin' preacher": after ever phrase or two he punctuates it-HUH... with a laughin kinda soun-ha-HUH!... i think y'al know-a-HUH... ju' what i'm talkin about-a-HUH-HUH!
and then, of course, there's the "preacher blessed with the gift of tongues"... who ever know and then -- ah shabada yama tilo lobada -- interupts their sermon in english -- heggalah shee manaya --- to insert some preachin in anotha language-a-huh! --- shamma lamma ding dong! --- which only those with the gift of *interpreting* tongues can understand-ah --- hibachi bagel menorah... teriyaki kunta kinte....
OMG the schizophrenic had me rolling 😂😂
GOT ME HOLLERING AND SCREAMING AT LUCH!!!! 😱 🤣 😭 😂 💀
AHHH, The youth pastor and the music in the background!
At number five, was the pianist playing "I'm Different"??
Yep.. lol....Jesus had hay all in his crib. Lol
"Started From The Bottom" by Drake and then "I'm Different"...
Quinton Gwynn On number 7, He's playing Lovers and Friends By Usher, Luda, and Lil Jon.
I cant with that youth pastor!!
ASHLEY GILLIARD eterniTY enteral LIFE 🤣🤣
Turn with me to king James version not the Lebron James version. You guys are hilarious.
#7 "a spirit of Methuselah & you about to die" YOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 "child support is in your future." I CANNNNNOT
That Alliteration preacher had me screaming, "Popped a Molly, I'm sweating! Woo!!" I'm crying!!
the schizophrenic 😂😂😂😂😂 and sir rhymes-a-lot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sir Rhym alot..LOL..get your hand out my pocket..LOL
Lmao That Walketh *Does Fraternity Step* I'm Done !
AAHAHAHAHA!!! This is too funny and I have seen them all, literally!!! But what about the one that starts feeling the sermon and starts taking off his suit jacket that the usher comes to get; then gives him a towel or wipes the sweat off his head with it and brings the glass of water with the napkin on top of it? LOL! Also, what about the one that ends the sermon and goes straight into the song, "I need thee" for alter call!!! LOL
At work trying keep from laughing to loud at my desk. ....funniest thing I've seen in a while. ...I can't stop watching these dudes man....
i sooooo felt like i was at church and idk if thats a good thing or not. lmaoo!
Well, it is what it is. It has been a foundation of Black Church Culture in the United States, especially the Pentecostals. And one thing it has been, whenever I thought back to those days, is a point of reference to have a good laugh at all of the animation and dramatic moments.
When my mother used to shout, she'd jump up from the piano, hold her arms straight out to her side and spin around like a helicopter, if you can imagine that scene, LOL!
@@michaelsherron5750 I read that in the singing preacher's voice😂
LOL when they were playing started from the bottom and I'm different for #5 I DIED! Again I've seen all of these in action also lmaooo
Sir Rhyme A Lot said.....struggle with masturbation! Stop it !!!
One of the best videos on TH-cam I been going to church all life my mom was a musician of music. Oh and she was faithful lol. I seen all of these pastors ...I think this was my mom coming to give me a smile RIP MOMMY
I started crying laughing so hard at #7, 'you may be young but you're readyyyyyyy'. LMAO.
Hahaha the youth pastor had me crying
To break every chain two chainz hahah who does that hahah
My soul squealed!! 😯🤣😭🤭🤣
the reading assistant just killed me!! LOL
I love you guys,I was raised in the church and everything you guys did was true. You guys nailed it!!
he said pop the molly im sweatin... noooo LMAO im dead!
Part 3 please? How about an ex-con former gangster preacher?
Also. The pastor who calls people by name throughout the sermon. “We need more couples in this church like Larry and Linda Williams. Or like Barry Hendricks. Oh, I had a great time with you and your family last week, Barry...” Then, the pastor who recaps his whole sermon in a 9min 36sec closing prayer. And the one who goes off on illustrations: “It’s like when Carlito tells his lawyer, so long, counselor. Man, what a great line! So terse, so witty. I just love the writing. You know that movie was a book first...
You twerk but are u ready to work
Bruh when he moved the stand and just sat down had me dead
Wow at the youth pastor. Lol
That vague prophet hit home! lol And I know I aint the only one.
LOL! At the youth church and 'I don't know what is in the android...the apple was in the garden of eden so that's what we're going to read' hahahaha saw this on facebook so at the beginning I genuinely thought the first guy was an actually preacher!
Ya'll so worried about turning up, ya'll need to be worryin about eternity! LOL
I'll tell you some more preacher types....1: The Preacher that uses too many runs, 2: The preacher that misquotes scriptures 3: The preacher that tells too many jokes 4: The prancing preacher....5: The Preacher that forgot his sermon 6: The Preacher that no one can follow
Sir mix a lot Hahahahahahahahahahaha
OMG THE LONGGG CLOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
The Feedback Addict had me dying!!!!!!
EXACTLY!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sir rhymes a lot killed me lmao I’m cryin 😂
5:18 Sir Rhymes A Lot... #DEAD LOL
When he started steppin Ahahahahaha
Oh my WORD!!!!! The vague prophet is so on point!!! I could not stop laughing. Lol...
I brought it out in church but is you playing wit it?? Is you playing it???!! had me dying lol
"Twerk...but will you work" Preach a word preacher!!
MY PASTOR WAS A COMBINATION OF ALL LMAOOO
How about the preacher that never finishes a sentence, aka the Marvin Winans, just throws half a thought out there and then ends with a long hmmmm, hah, or wooo! Usually that's also the preacher who talks LOOOONG needless pauses. Then there's the preachers who break into prayer and randomly "anoint" people during their sermon. This is hilarious though.!!
I'm so weak right now 😂😂😂😂😂 I have not seen this video in a few years and I am still tickled. 😂😂😂😂😂. Love The Playmakers
VAGUE PROPHET!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!
I really can't stand when Pastors say "I'm about to close.: and NEVER close until an hour later
"The Schizophrenic" brought me to tears 😂😂😂
The preacher that dances the whole time
"Somebody in here has bad credit. Oh my God!" hahahahahahaha
What about the preacher that throws stuff at the congregation lol
...and I have seen every single one of them...you all KILLED it!!!!
How in the world can they not break character? I would have been crying . It would have taken me 60 takes to make it through one.
The level of sweat on the youth pastor was so accurate.
Pregnation! Blue or pink jordans hahahahaha
Listen that youth pastor one had me rolling....My sermon for youth sunday yesterday was YOLO and then i went to a camp kick off and the preachers title was I'm different....This just blessed my soul lol
Whats so funny about these guys is that they are spot on. I remember as a kid and teen doing this with my siblings and cousin. So funny.
Whoever the guy that played the long closer is the funniest of them all. Dude is hilarious lol
The Bilingual Preacher who speaks in tongues more than he speaks in English. The Revelatory Revelator, the preacher who speaks as though everything he says is straight-up revelation. The Researcher/Scholar who gives the historicity and hermeneutical principles behind EVERYTHING. Showtime at the Apollo- the preacher who tells more jokes than gives Scripture. Man, I go to ORU; I done seen them all!
+brandeestarr Yup I just said the same thing! I call him 'The Holy Ghost High' preacher, but I like your name better! Yes, and the one who stops preaching every few seconds and speaks in tongues because the Lord is moving......uh ah! The Lord is speaking....ha! Shamma! LOL
Lol the number one stunna talks about all the money cash clothes and houses he has
What about the turn to ya neighbor and say "Neighbor!!!!....."preachers.😂
Ahh y'all forgot how they drag there "S's" or I missed that lol
"child support is in your future" lol!!! Soooooooo simple!! Love you guys!!!
Sir Rhymes alot loooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys ARE HILLARIOUS!!
get out that club…that is blessed that is walketh, that is…what is…is a blessed, who is it? LMBO
#7 hahaha Pepto Bismol lol
Not "The apple was in the garden of Eden so that's what we use" LOL!!!!!
The reading assistant is funny. Because when I was a little girl in the Pentecostal church the bishop had his assistant pastor read for him. I asked my momma why was the pastor asking him to read the bible when the bishop could read the bible for himself? She said maybe the pastor can't see right but yet the bishop was wearing glasses. And Json as the youth pastor with " I'm different" playing in the background was the funniest!!!!
the vague prophet
The one that rhymes a lot I am crying
Really though..the Youth Pastor..yall so ready to TWERK but will you WORK
# 10 - Long Closer be killing me
Oh my. I've seen all of these preachers live! 😂😂😂😂
#5: Jesus started at the bottom.
I can identify every single one.
Y'all are HILARIOUS!!! #3 shoulda been longer lol I see this all the time! Too funny!