Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that PV3 repeatedly *swishes* 40%+ alcohol? That aside...We love PV3. Take care of yourself as best you can.
"Smells like a couple aggressively making out in a booth to Hoobastank" I love this guy, he's hilarious. You can crash at my place anytime, PV3. As soon as I find one.
I'm watching this while chugging Colt 45 Double Malt and plowing thru some Cheetos Paws, because I just got nothing left in me. I feel among my people here.
Going out on a limb here and saying Dean disappearance had something to do with a Jose Cuervo blackout. Maybe he’s “lost” in Mexico. Maybe he came at someone when they were 8 shots deep and got dealt with. We will never know. Love you PV3 and can be an alibi if need be.
That cough after the second swish SCREAMS “I went to theater school and decided instead to drink and teach people about booze for a living.” Love you, PV3.
Hoobastank reference was out of left field. There’s depth to this guy’s humor. Just watched the cursing at the bottle as you spit…holy crap your material is so funny.
PV3 the one man who is perfectly ok with getting absolutely trashed on TH-cam for views. I applaud you my good sir, I applaud your dedication to the craft.
Man we are all looking forward to a PV4 one day. Can’t wait to watch that lil man’s Juul pods reviews at the age of 9 from the back seat of his electric scooter.
When you said you and i know, its not. Got me remembering back to all the times ive thrown up, and lemme tell ya it doesn't taste any better coming back up.
You can see the chaos beginning to crack through PV3's polished veneer here... He blames the tequila, but I feel there are some deeper magma chambers on the move. When he does blow, may PV3 nation help him to a reasonably safe landing.
@@unemployedwineguy I think it is a combination of the ill-fitting "wrinkle free" shirt that has creases on it similar to ones fresh out of a package direct from Kohl's with the aggressive swearing after each taste. I caught the notes of rage there with hints wanting to reclaim your life. There is a lot of anger there, Preston. The "price of nice" can be costly...
Yeah, I MAY have made some questionable decisions when “ enjoying “ tequila, buuuuttttt my worst decisions came from drinking Mescale. Mescale is the devil in a bottle….change my mind. Also, thanks PV3 for taking the hard hits for us. May you find a permanent home soon. Lol
Dude I seriously love recommending your channel to my friends, yes it's old fashioned word of mouth, and well, copied and pasted links but my word man you're fantastic
@@108mle If we can get the PV3 nation to testify that Prescott has a twin or enough DNA from that bitch Abby we can be prepared if a “ dead “ Chadwick ever surfaces , but I’m confident this won’t be a problem
@@108mle the court costs to fight the anticipated physc hold I expect Abby will try? We have to work to manage his decent into an alcoholic haze and not let it turn into delusions and madness. We are here to help PV3 we can’t let him forget rehab is for quitters
I just can't stop laughing from the *swish*"F&^K YOU"... i've felt that in my soul so many times.... and by the way, the BEST tequila comes in plastic bottles. If there's sand in the bottom, you know it's good!
I would like to point out that it's September 20 and not one single dislike on this video with 1.5k likes. That right there is worthy...as are you PV3!!!
I don't drink this devils brew after drinking quite a bit of it and pissing in my friends fridge, allegedly. I don't remember this so I choose not to believe it.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that PV3 repeatedly *swishes* 40%+ alcohol? That aside...We love PV3. Take care of yourself as best you can.
It's all fun and games until your gums recede 😂
It's basically mouthwash, but tastes worse... For the most part, at least what PV3 drinks probably tastes worse than Listerine
You should watch the ever clear episode. I hurt watching him swish that
cant afford toothpaste anymore, brush ya teeth with this stuff
Bro I’m also shock what he’s willing to swish around lmao
The smell of Jose takes me right back to worshipping the porcelain throne. #algorithm
And your congregation grows larger every year.
@@unemployedwineguy Your review of a fine mezcal chased with swallowing the "worm" would be quite grand...
"Smells like a couple aggressively making out in a booth to Hoobastank"
I love this guy, he's hilarious.
You can crash at my place anytime, PV3.
As soon as I find one.
If I ever have a home again pv3 is welcome to any couch or guest bed.
He can park his car behind my laundromat any time.
Hahhahha
"like a couple aggressively making out in a booth at Sizzlers, and management doesn't know how to ask them to stop." Priceless!
This man really swished straight tequila without flinching
He really doesn’t fear God
“Get your little rat fingers off my Jose Cuervo “ -PVIIIs Dad Probably
The Great Value quality shirt really ices the cake on the unemployment lore.
Hey now! That's one of my best shirts!
@@unemployedwineguy well, now at least I'm sure.
@@unemployedwineguy that just proves his point
I smile every time I watch a PV3 video. Combination of a little insanity and a lot of honesty.
I'd also love to know what the whiteboard says in the background.
Health Department or local ER numbers for alcohol poisoning?
I'm watching this while chugging Colt 45 Double Malt and plowing thru some Cheetos Paws, because I just got nothing left in me. I feel among my people here.
man, if PV3 did stand up, I'd come out to a show. He has amazing delivery!
Thank you for the kind words! If I can't get a sommelier job, maybe I'll hit up some open mics!
@@unemployedwineguy do both?
PV3 reads the comments! Gotta keep the algorithm happy! #prayers4dean
Yes he does! I do. Not as in “I do”, I meant “that’s true.”
You can see him thinking about his life decisions as he looks at the shot
Indeed, trepidation and regret somehow perfectly balanced.
@@unemployedwineguy As all things should be.
José Cuervo: For those times you just wanna start an impromptu dog fighting ring in your backyard
Spittoon along for the whole ride this episode! And you have to love that Spittoon always hits their mark.
Going out on a limb here and saying Dean disappearance had something to do with a Jose Cuervo blackout. Maybe he’s “lost” in Mexico. Maybe he came at someone when they were 8 shots deep and got dealt with. We will never know. Love you PV3 and can be an alibi if need be.
Oh dear… the insight into the motives for pouring the shot… We’re here for you PV3😬
That cough after the second swish SCREAMS “I went to theater school and decided instead to drink and teach people about booze for a living.”
Love you, PV3.
7:29 with every PVIII video, my fragile heterosexuality crumbles jet a bit more
Hoobastank reference was out of left field. There’s depth to this guy’s humor. Just watched the cursing at the bottle as you spit…holy crap your material is so funny.
The PV3 Nation would help you fight all of the Disney mascots, King
I got dibs on Pluto.
I’d buy that calendar.
Where is it, Prescot??? Where is it???
How come PV3 doesn't have his own Netflix show , I mean come on he's a natural comedian, he needs more recognition.
Not sure how many more times I can call them, I'd hate to have a cease and desist from good ole Netflix.
@@unemployedwineguy But then there's Cinemax so....
Vodka shots = dancing on the table. Tequila shots = crying on the curb.
PV3 the one man who is perfectly ok with getting absolutely trashed on TH-cam for views. I applaud you my good sir, I applaud your dedication to the craft.
Man we are all looking forward to a PV4 one day. Can’t wait to watch that lil man’s Juul pods reviews at the age of 9 from the back seat of his electric scooter.
Loving the Sizzler reference, brings back childhood memories!
Someone has to drink at 10 on a Sunday morning. That someone is PVIII.
I understand that PVIII is technically more correct than PV3, but I can only read it as Prescott 8.
literally 5 pm sunday now lol
It's amazing that a man could invent such an amazing character while sleeping in his car.
When you said you and i know, its not. Got me remembering back to all the times ive thrown up, and lemme tell ya it doesn't taste any better coming back up.
Hopefully Dean is okay on his extended vacation!#prayersfordean #algorithm
whow this is a bang up video my man PV3. Lovin the content. Keep it up. Great moves. Proud of you.
You are very kind!
Whatever I can do to help these videos coming. It’s like a series that I can’t wait for the next episode to come out!!
#Algorithm
#bestincomedy
Thank you Sandy!
You can see the chaos beginning to crack through PV3's polished veneer here... He blames the tequila, but I feel there are some deeper magma chambers on the move. When he does blow, may PV3 nation help him to a reasonably safe landing.
What do you mean, 'beginning'?
@@unemployedwineguy yeah you've been at it since episode 4 lol great work on the vids!
@@unemployedwineguy I think it is a combination of the ill-fitting "wrinkle free" shirt that has creases on it similar to ones fresh out of a package direct from Kohl's with the aggressive swearing after each taste. I caught the notes of rage there with hints wanting to reclaim your life. There is a lot of anger there, Preston. The "price of nice" can be costly...
Hypnotized by the shininess of that shirt.
Got itself a sheen, don't it?
Prayers for dean.
Its vids like these that make me proud of the pv3 nation. #algorithm
The more PV3 lore I get, the further I recede from reality
Come back, Derek! We need you!
Ahh the practicality of the manual windows you sold me on it.
When you can't rely on your battery, it becomes a luxury.
@@unemployedwineguy 🤣 FACTS!
@@unemployedwineguy sometimes the old ways are best
Yeah, I MAY have made some questionable decisions when “ enjoying “ tequila, buuuuttttt my worst decisions came from drinking Mescale. Mescale is the devil in a bottle….change my mind. Also, thanks PV3 for taking the hard hits for us. May you find a permanent home soon. Lol
This brings me back to my first year at college. There should be no confusion as to why it was also the last.
this is one of the channels that one can give a "thumbs up" before having watched a new video
My very first hangover was Jose and Bartles and Jaymes. That was over 30 years ago. I can still remember how little I remember.
Dude I seriously love recommending your channel to my friends, yes it's old fashioned word of mouth, and well, copied and pasted links but my word man you're fantastic
3:10, 4:32, 5:12 damn, not even Malort inspired such a reaction.
4:15 I WANT TO SEE THAT SOMMELIER BOUDOIR CALENDAR.
Love this mans videos, him saying what stuff pairs with is my favorite!
Glad to hear that Phoebe and Abbey are back.
Someone needs to find the calendar.
I have never had Jose before but I know tequilla and that she makes me bow to the porcelain gods everytime!
Casa bonita? Hmmm looks like pv3 is near Denver CO?
That was a lot to unpack. Do you need the nation to take care of you PV3?🥺❤️
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Can we crowd source and have drizzly deliver a few bottles?
@@jamit2u whatever it takes to help him through the pains of the divorce… the guilt of the murder of Chadwick… oh no we’ve said too much!
@@108mle If we can get the PV3 nation to testify that Prescott has a twin or enough DNA from that bitch Abby we can be prepared if a “ dead “ Chadwick ever surfaces , but I’m confident this won’t be a problem
@@jamit2u this is the correct thinking. We can also monetize that calendar to pay for the court costs… @unemployedwineguy
@@108mle the court costs to fight the anticipated physc hold I expect Abby will try? We have to work to manage his decent into an alcoholic haze and not let it turn into delusions and madness. We are here to help PV3 we can’t let him forget rehab is for quitters
I just can't stop laughing from the *swish*"F&^K YOU"... i've felt that in my soul so many times.... and by the way, the BEST tequila comes in plastic bottles. If there's sand in the bottom, you know it's good!
The nation is always proud of you PV3
The house he broke into this week has a sous vide cooker on top of the fridge
"speaking of sleeping in a car, Jose Cuervo!" Good stuff. And I want to know more about this calendar!
Jose Carvo
On one hand I assume the whole backstory is fictitious but on the other hand people only get that funny through some rough life experiences.
PV3,,,he says what we think we shouldn't! Keep ;em coming!
Casa Bonita? Is PV3 from CO?
Or Oklahoma? We had a Casa Bonita in Tulsa too.
Love your content
Hey Prescott Vanmeyer III I'm only half way into the video and gotta ask, are you okay??
I would like to point out that it's September 20 and not one single dislike on this video with 1.5k likes. That right there is worthy...as are you PV3!!!
I don't drink this devils brew after drinking quite a bit of it and pissing in my friends fridge, allegedly. I don't remember this so I choose not to believe it.
I feel like I'm in a reality where the Shamwow guy and Dennis Reynolds had a baby.
I could not have guessed to pair comedy with Sommelier. Every notification of an upload brings a smile and every video a laugh. #prayers4dean
"Being there doing that"
Words to live by
Roll-up windows are the superior windows if you ever had to foot the mechanic bill for rewiring.
Another great video. 👍 Keep them coming.
We hope one day there will be a PV4
Somebody find me a copy of that calendar.
I love this dang channel and love PV3 even more!!
José was definitely what I reached for new years eve 2005 after I just emptied myself and obviously needed to replace it.
What was this review of? I forget. Oh well… back to my tequila. #algorithm #sweatydancing #beingtheredoingthat #prayers4dean
Brings back memories. I think...
Jose Cuervo is the only alcohol I’ve drank where I actually got into a fight
I saw the thumbnail and thought the bottle was empty and then read the title and thought, "Oh no, he's gonna be angry".
six minutes in, and PV3 becomes an Angry chad impersonator..
"Speaking of sleeping in your car.....José Cuervo "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. One liner after one liner after one liner. PV3 Cannot Miss!
Straight man... Still curious about the calendar.
Director's cut includes PVIII crying alone in the garage...powerful stuff
"Thanks for noticing my roll down windows." 🤣
love your work, funny every time :D
I always comment twice for PV3…
Here's comment #2 #algorithm
And I watched it 5 times PVIII, just for you
My mind just automatically goes "ONE ROUND OF JOSE CUERVO~"
I can’t believe you haven’t done buckfast yet - pairs well with a deep fried mars bar.
Oooh yes ! Buckfast and chips 😜 slightly less damaging than barley wine and a sausage sarnie 🤣
VERY hard to find. I'm always scouring for it.
I’m nervous that tequila might make PV3’s clothes fall off.
Nice shout out to Hoobastank. Tequila makes me feel pretty warm.
Right On!!! It’s not SAUZA, but you finally did a tequila. Good for you. Plus if you need a place to stay I live In Fresno , Ca. Renting out a room.
The fact he swished that at all is wild. Well done PV3
I‘d love to see a long video of PV3 finishing a bottle of liquor and getting more and more drunk as he complains about it
I’d love to see the Apothic wine series be reviewed. Either rapid fire or just flat out reviewed.
Looking forward to the PVIV baby review 🤞
He has returned to classic form! Man that was a BLISTERING intro and complete bash of Casa Bonita burned bridges!
PV3!!!! This made my work day. Also can you please review Malta Goya 🇵🇷🇵🇷
>1k with zero (0) dislikes
I tremble at your power, lord emperor.
Algorithm, please select mr settlement for first page. Let's boost those 20% into something more decent. Also, bonus word of the day: Fork!
I'd like to see the boudoir calendar please. ♥️
Great review
It doesn’t make you crazy, it brings out the crazy, 🤣
I must say u may be on to something 749 likes and no dislikes....u r on it buddy 💯💯💯💯😅😅😅😅
Best thing on TH-cam by far 😂😂
Is that a sweet one like the Goldie Locks 🔒 one