Prankster who can’t stand being pranked is not a prankster He is a bully that has Subtlety A true prankster would be Laughing his head off over getting this well set up
The good news: depending on what you ate your farts could contain enough oxygen to breath, though uncomfortably. The bad news: in a sealed suit you would be breathing farts for a pretty long time with no escape.
@@waynecampeau4566 As long as the oxygen content is high enough, it should be fine. Depending on what was in those farts, the hydrogen Sulfide could be unhealthy, but not deadly.
Good news facilities like that are exstreamly over engineered in every way. By necessity of course so the air purifiers must of cleaned it up in about 1 minutes 30 seconds to minuets
often the classic...''its just a joke...unless they experience it themselfs'' etc...so yee.. fktards , ther apologies us usually not worth the air spent on them until they somehow hade a crash course to forcefully boot up what ever empathy and social contract sub routines they left offline for decades..or show they are none existent and its just camouflaged narcissism or sociopathy in a 'cocooning' state
The second story needs some context. Tam is a common Vietnamese, Thai, Cambodiam and laosian nickname. Next is the food, most likely it was some sort of dish with bean paste, fish paste, or shrimp paste. Either of the 3. And yes, if your palette has always been European food, it would make you gassy. Poor Lennie, he got self Auschwitzed.
I thought it was a real Gas! Poor Lennie, sometimes having a little fun on a job is like a breath of fresh air, but he should have realized, no one loves a food thief. Food thieves always get it in the end.
@@lordpfeiffer8490 Give it time, we are still in the assimilation phase. Human brain chemistry is slow to adopt, so we need new technologies to deepen the merge.
Mmmmmmm. Not really. You go into any left leaning or right leaning message board or chat and express a view not in alignment with their narrative and see what happens. True individualism is becoming a rare thing these days. Now it's "you will agree with us, or we will shun you, abuse you, assault you, or enact legislation and force you to" Dosen't matter which side of the coin you prefer, or if you (like me) prefer the ridged edge of said coin, and avoid the sides - there will always be groups on either side that would force you to see/do things "thier way" through law or social pressure if they can. And those groups are growing by the day. Beware the hive mind. And do try to navigate the web with that in mind. Stinkyfungus, out.
Well the ones above are not wrong. Still please warn before hand about any games you can not log out of. Or any to the real death games. I would prefer not to join those.
Practical jokes are dangerous. Especially if (like me) you have no filter. When your first reaction "shot" of the war is to put DMSO laced hot pepper oil on you objects keyboard ... You refrain from practical joke wars. The line between "knee-slapping joke" and "rushed to the hospital for second degree chemical burns" can be ... thin.
The reason the cold space doesn't cool you down , or 'feel cold' (more accurately cool you down) , is because your heat can now only escape via infra red radiation. in other words, it's the same effect as insulation, but it's not insualtion, but the lack of a medium to transfer heat to. That's why themral cups have vacume chanbers with infrared reflecting insides (mirrors). If the other side (the one touching the environment) doesn't absorb the heat, then that heat deson't leave
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Like the voice you use for this one. Chaos is coming for the hive mind! Story 2: It's true, Pranksters can never take what they dish out
ROFLMAO! Second one sounds like how you cure a lunch pail pirate on a construction site. Chocolate thieves really need to learn to read the language of the place they're working. :P
"I was just joking" is one of the worst excuses a bully will use to justify his nastiness to himself and to the authorities to get himself out of trouble. It's so bad, it's one of the first things GOD OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (you know, who once drowned the world with 40 days and 40 nights of rain) absolutely condemns, as especially vile. "As a madman who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death. So is the man that deceiveth his neighbor and saith Am I not in sport?'" King James Proverbs 26: 18-19. The only thing dear YHWH hates more than that is people taking His name in vain. THAT is how high on the list of a-holery "just joking justification" is. Edited for clarity.
The sister... I don't know what she did... But I'm certain that most planets would count Lenny as a war crime when it came out lol... I think EARTH would classify Lenny as a war crime if someone smelled a bio chemist gastric weapon lol, not even his fault but he'd be in solitary I'd suspect lol
So many happy gut bacteria, after months and months of barely getting enough carbs and sugars to survive suddenly a feast! Bean paste and wild rice with cherry pie filling..
The second story really appealed to the 12 year old in me... fart jokes are funny, and hope when we move into the stars in the future, they remain so 😀
Just listened to the second story again, even more amusing than the first time. I am a pensioner but feel like a five year old, got tears in my eyes. Will likely listen again in a year or two, hope i survive it. Equally hope my lady never hears it, she would make too many comparisons.
We're still in the intermediate stage of trying to figure out how to properly organize and analyze information in a sane and rational (for a hive mind) way.
Dismissal ? So what, you get dismissed, Lenny gets to replace every single one of his teeth and fix a broken nose. Dont tolerate bullies, no matter the form they take.
That must have been particularly rank when you consider They're probably running a little lower lower total air pressure than most places on earth for a lower blowout risk reducing the sense of smell.
the "prankster" was actually just a typical bully, that shit never flew with me, we got so sick of one guy at a remote site and his "pranks" we used a tie down strap and locked his ass inside a porta potty... the fact he caused it to fall over and roll down an embankment trying to get out..w as just.. well... he changed jobs when he came back to find his locker full of cleanup rags.... and some used air fresheners robbed from teh trucks.. LOL.. yeah... i admit i was the one who told the 2 guys to strap the thing shut.. i didnt expect him to cause it to fall over..let alone the direction it went and... well.. it old them it seemed like a bad place for the crappers.... LOL.. (they got moved to the hillside rather then the edge of the parking/work area... )
I have strict rules on jokes. My best is a smoke detector with a low battery. Did you know that filing cabinet s have a hidden space below the drawers?
Lennie was a buddy fracker though, not a prankster. Pranks are fine where there is no foul, no harm. Stealing personal stuff is beyond pranking. Karma!
1st story, humans trying to form a hive mind: That's ehat zhe internet is for, isn't it? So it had little success but in a sence i think we can for something of an external hive memory over time with the internet.
Don't think humans would have a problem with a híve mind... as long as they are free to keep some things to themselves and keep their individuality while sharing some things with a híve mind. Some things are best not shared after all...
Filipino was somehow mixed with Jalapeño? Only jalapeño should have that ño/nyo sound. My Mexican/Filipino hubby is dying of laughter. Co-sign and consign are also very different things
very interesting first story. i can't wait for humans to travel the stars either. the hive mind might want to reconsider it's join or else stance. good riddance on the 2nd story. pranksters like that cause more stress then management realizes and i have no use for them
As someone who is not from the planet nor am I from this plain of existence, yes I have heard of the Yarjeria beings before. However, to me specifically they do not pose any type of threat. The reason that they need a hive mind, is because individually, they are weaker than humans.
Well humans are a perfect anti hive mind. Alot of us do not even want to be trapped by our selfs and worst of all trapped in our own mind. Those poor telepaths they really suffer when they enter the fortress and the much lower prison of the human mindscape. There is tales of human with minds extremely strong imagination they made full sized afterlifes and are doomed to live there after death. Or mind so attached to the world they stay even after death to stay even until moving on form boredom. But I think the worst one of all is the thing that would scare any not for earth being. Is that the human mind is the most dangerous thing we are law breakers we believe anything is possible we can do anything when given the drive to do so. So no matter where they are a human will not be far form them for long.
But humans are able to become a hive mind. An example would be that if a group of humans look at something more humans will come to see what the others are looking at which then attract even more humans. Another example are the comment chains in the comment section that are just one sentence repeated by almost everyone
Prankster who can’t stand being pranked is not a prankster
He is a bully that has Subtlety
A true prankster would be Laughing his head off over getting this well set up
And telling everyone about it for the next 20 years.
@@DrSigma24-7 I'm pretty sure you mean the rest of their life, cuz that's one practical joke you KNOW he won't be forgetting....ever
@@williamklemp3764 Truth!
@@DrSigma24-7 Of course. While plotting revenge.
@@williamklemp3764 TRUTH
I farted at work yesterday, and my coworker opened the window.
It must have been bad - we’re flight attendants.
For the Algorithm.
lol
@@AgroSquerrilmost likely while landed
My God, just the thought of uncontrolled unfiltered noxious farts in an contained space that small makes me quiver.
The good news: depending on what you ate your farts could contain enough oxygen to breath, though uncomfortably.
The bad news: in a sealed suit you would be breathing farts for a pretty long time with no escape.
@@Nyghtking Actually if they are bad enough you could be poisoned by too much methane. :(
@@waynecampeau4566 As long as the oxygen content is high enough, it should be fine.
Depending on what was in those farts, the hydrogen Sulfide could be unhealthy, but not deadly.
At what point is methane the main component of his contained breathing gases I ponder.
Good news facilities like that are exstreamly over engineered in every way. By necessity of course so the air purifiers must of cleaned it up in about 1 minutes 30 seconds to minuets
I absolutely despise people who try to be your friend after purposely wronging you ( unless they truly sincerely apologize) loved the story
glad you enjoyed
Sooo... Patches from Dark souls?
often the classic...''its just a joke...unless they experience it themselfs'' etc...so yee.. fktards , ther apologies us usually not worth the air spent on them until they somehow hade a crash course to forcefully boot up what ever empathy and social contract sub routines they left offline for decades..or show they are none existent and its just camouflaged narcissism or sociopathy in a 'cocooning' state
It is just abuse, manipulation and nothing else.
The second story needs some context. Tam is a common Vietnamese, Thai, Cambodiam and laosian nickname.
Next is the food, most likely it was some sort of dish with bean paste, fish paste, or shrimp paste. Either of the 3.
And yes, if your palette has always been European food, it would make you gassy. Poor Lennie, he got self Auschwitzed.
Or you could assume from his sister being the one to make the food tube and being a biochemist that's the 1st tube was a purposefully manipulated
There's also being the reason why Tam Advertised that he was excited about getting it. It was a prank on the prankster
@@edgeelric4245 it could go either way, it could have been normal food Lennie couldnt handle or something with an extra kick to it.
@@zohan90210 Or both. Better to hedge your bets that way.
@@DrSigma24-7 indeed, safe to consume for the intended person but "interesting" for others.
Despair of prankster to fart his guts out in spacesuit, is priceless
The bully got off lightly. Disabling his radio receiver and cutting his safety line is really funny.
Well Lennie was being a real stinker. Good to see that he became the butt of his own prankster mind in the end.
har har :)
Get out!
I thought it was a real Gas!
Poor Lennie, sometimes having a little fun on a job is like a breath of fresh air, but he should have realized, no one loves a food thief.
Food thieves always get it in the end.
@@nickpossum3607 ah another one with a punishing sense of humor. Welcome aboard.
@@nickpossum3607 he's not just a food thief. From that story we can conclude it's just abuse, manipulation and outright sabotage.
Hive mind? We have one of those. It's called the internet...and it actually promotes individualism.
It's not a true hive mind.
@@lordpfeiffer8490 Give it time, we are still in the assimilation phase. Human brain chemistry is slow to adopt, so we need new technologies to deepen the merge.
All hail the mighty internet May her glory be Eternal and her beauty Everlasting.😌
🙏
Mmmmmmm. Not really.
You go into any left leaning or right leaning message board or chat and express a view not in alignment with their narrative and see what happens.
True individualism is becoming a rare thing these days.
Now it's "you will agree with us, or we will shun you, abuse you, assault you, or enact legislation and force you to"
Dosen't matter which side of the coin you prefer, or if you (like me) prefer the ridged edge of said coin, and avoid the sides - there will always be groups on either side that would force you to see/do things "thier way" through law or social pressure if they can. And those groups are growing by the day.
Beware the hive mind. And do try to navigate the web with that in mind.
Stinkyfungus, out.
Well the ones above are not wrong. Still please warn before hand about any games you can not log out of. Or any to the real death games. I would prefer not to join those.
Practical jokes are dangerous. Especially if (like me) you have no filter.
When your first reaction "shot" of the war is to put DMSO laced hot pepper oil on you objects keyboard ...
You refrain from practical joke wars.
The line between "knee-slapping joke" and "rushed to the hospital for second degree chemical burns" can be ... thin.
Many a minecraft world broke because of prank wars.
I gotta say, The Second Worst Sound had some good build up to it.
that it did
The reason the cold space doesn't cool you down
, or 'feel cold' (more accurately cool you down)
,
is because your heat can now only escape via infra red radiation. in other words, it's the same effect as insulation, but it's not insualtion, but the lack of a medium to transfer heat to. That's why themral cups have vacume chanbers with infrared reflecting insides (mirrors). If the other side (the one touching the environment) doesn't absorb the heat, then that heat deson't leave
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: Like the voice you use for this one. Chaos is coming for the hive mind!
Story 2: It's true, Pranksters can never take what they dish out
for the algorithm
Paraphrasing Shakespeare, "Farting is such sweet sorrow."
Cry Havoc!, and let loose the toots of war.
Its always the silent ones who will get you. Silent But Deadly
indeed
ROFLMAO! Second one sounds like how you cure a lunch pail pirate on a construction site. Chocolate thieves really need to learn to read the language of the place they're working. :P
"I was just joking" is one of the worst excuses a bully will use to justify his nastiness to himself and to the authorities to get himself out of trouble. It's so bad, it's one of the first things GOD OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (you know, who once drowned the world with 40 days and 40 nights of rain) absolutely condemns, as especially vile. "As a madman who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death. So is the man that deceiveth his neighbor and saith Am I not in sport?'" King James Proverbs 26: 18-19. The only thing dear YHWH hates more than that is people taking His name in vain. THAT is how high on the list of a-holery "just joking justification" is.
Edited for clarity.
lol
Over Simplified Summary: Don't be a dick.
God has a good sense of humor but yes the purposely taking his name in vain does get on his nerves.
The sister... I don't know what she did... But I'm certain that most planets would count Lenny as a war crime when it came out lol... I think EARTH would classify Lenny as a war crime if someone smelled a bio chemist gastric weapon lol, not even his fault but he'd be in solitary I'd suspect lol
So many happy gut bacteria, after months and months of barely getting enough carbs and sugars to survive suddenly a feast! Bean paste and wild rice with cherry pie filling..
The second story really appealed to the 12 year old in me... fart jokes are funny, and hope when we move into the stars in the future, they remain so 😀
Holy hell I can't help but laugh when he pronounced "Filipino", after hearing that now I just want to hear him pronounce "Mabuhay"
Just listened to the second story again, even more amusing than the first time. I am a pensioner but feel like a five year old, got tears in my eyes. Will likely listen again in a year or two, hope i survive it. Equally hope my lady never hears it, she would make too many comparisons.
Tam is awesome, he was playing prankster chess and Lennie was playing checkers.
Glass Houses, Thrown Stones, Don't. Lesson to be learned in the odoriferous zone.
2:39 oh... first clue of the hive mind falling xD
"Humans cant have a hive mind"
*looks at the internet* suuuuure buddy
The internet is an indevijerole (terrible spelling) hive mind many peapol wercing together still with their own mind
We're still in the intermediate stage of trying to figure out how to properly organize and analyze information in a sane and rational (for a hive mind) way.
“Trrrrppp.”
Yep. Second worst sound to hear in a pressure suit.
Lol. Do you remember "Rocketman" ? The one with Harlan Wilson if I remember correctly.
If I get trapped in an enclosed space with fart gas... im just gonna embrace pappa nurgle .. 😂
Dismissal ? So what, you get dismissed, Lenny gets to replace every single one of his teeth and fix a broken nose.
Dont tolerate bullies, no matter the form they take.
What an awesome, well planned prank! Impossible to prove, yet very, very effective.
That's playing chess with someone who plays 4D chess.
That must have been particularly rank when you consider They're probably running a little lower lower total air pressure than most places on earth for a lower blowout risk reducing the sense of smell.
Serves ya right Lennie.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
Just got to the part involving “foreign food” so I’m gonna guess (flatulence noises), well…. you get the idea.
For real Lennie could of popped his suit with excess gas but, he was warned.
Oh...that was wonderful.
:)
the "prankster" was actually just a typical bully, that shit never flew with me, we got so sick of one guy at a remote site and his "pranks" we used a tie down strap and locked his ass inside a porta potty... the fact he caused it to fall over and roll down an embankment trying to get out..w as just.. well... he changed jobs when he came back to find his locker full of cleanup rags.... and some used air fresheners robbed from teh trucks.. LOL..
yeah... i admit i was the one who told the 2 guys to strap the thing shut.. i didnt expect him to cause it to fall over..let alone the direction it went and... well.. it old them it seemed like a bad place for the crappers.... LOL.. (they got moved to the hillside rather then the edge of the parking/work area... )
Was Mexican on the list of possible nationalities? Just perhaps, Tam may have gotten a little help with the plot from his old pal Montezuma.
I have strict rules on jokes. My best is a smoke detector with a low battery. Did you know that filing cabinet s have a hidden space below the drawers?
Yes, I do. Would I think of that in the first half hour? I doubt it. lol
Thank you for the video.
🤣🤣🤣
That jerk had it coming!
For the algorithm!
For the algorithm
Good job man
I'm also the guy who wrote the first story
Glad you enjoyed
Bless the Squerril
Bless the Authors
for the story
Listening to story 2, had to listen a 2nd time cuz I was laughing too hard
Phooot! Hahahahaha!!!(breath)Hahahahaha!!!
Lennie was a buddy fracker though, not a prankster. Pranks are fine where there is no foul, no harm.
Stealing personal stuff is beyond pranking.
Karma!
Now that is taking the Art of the Practical Joke to new and fragrant lows.
yup
Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So why not eat beans for every meal.....
To please the algorithm is all
For the algorithm
Stinky Smell
THE ALARM
ReeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
*punch*
1st story, humans trying to form a hive mind: That's ehat zhe internet is for, isn't it? So it had little success but in a sence i think we can for something of an external hive memory over time with the internet.
Don't think humans would have a problem with a híve mind... as long as they are free to keep some things to themselves and keep their individuality while sharing some things with a híve mind.
Some things are best not shared after all...
62 minutes :D
The worst sound may be a voice in your ear.
Harland Williams .😊
Take a fart joke and craft it nto a work of art
Hoisted on his own petard, so to speak.
Filipino was somehow mixed with Jalapeño? Only jalapeño should have that ño/nyo sound. My Mexican/Filipino hubby is dying of laughter.
Co-sign and consign are also very different things
Man, i am not feeling neat rn
This sure helps tho :)
glad it helps
very interesting first story. i can't wait for humans to travel the stars either. the hive mind might want to reconsider it's join or else stance.
good riddance on the 2nd story. pranksters like that cause more stress then management realizes and i have no use for them
As someone who is not from the planet nor am I from this plain of existence, yes I have heard of the Yarjeria beings before. However, to me specifically they do not pose any type of threat. The reason that they need a hive mind, is because individually, they are weaker than humans.
Well humans are a perfect anti hive mind. Alot of us do not even want to be trapped by our selfs and worst of all trapped in our own mind. Those poor telepaths they really suffer when they enter the fortress and the much lower prison of the human mindscape. There is tales of human with minds extremely strong imagination they made full sized afterlifes and are doomed to live there after death. Or mind so attached to the world they stay even after death to stay even until moving on form boredom. But I think the worst one of all is the thing that would scare any not for earth being. Is that the human mind is the most dangerous thing we are law breakers we believe anything is possible we can do anything when given the drive to do so. So no matter where they are a human will not be far form them for long.
I’m a Lennie
But humans are able to become a hive mind. An example would be that if a group of humans look at something more humans will come to see what the others are looking at which then attract even more humans. Another example are the comment chains in the comment section that are just one sentence repeated by almost everyone
Your not wrong
@@thomasross9694 hey want to guess the proper spelling of the part after king craft's name? So we can prove there point?
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I laughed until I farted
neat
I've worked with more people like that then I care to count.
F.A.S.
35 minutes
Algorithm 🤙
indeed
Must be some cheap suits if they don't have gas proof fecal matter repositories. Do they just wear diapers like the Star Dancers?
For the algorithm
🎉
Philipenos
F.T.A !
106th, 9 January 2023
roflmao!!!
🤢🤮😭😭👍🐿❤
Nothing better than a good Fart story to go to sleep too! You get to go to sleep with a smile on your face!!!
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