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  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    First story: Humans, the ultimate survivalists of the Universe!
    Second story: Unlike other species, human mythology is completely made up... OR IS IT?

    • @TheDreadfulDrifter
      @TheDreadfulDrifter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Some say she likes the hum of the stations drive. They didn’t have phase generators back when she was alive”

    • @BgStalker
      @BgStalker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      uhm, you mean humans are cocroaches of the Universe ;)

    • @justinreijnders8992
      @justinreijnders8992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheDreadfulDrifter Carmen Miranda's goest is hanting spacestation 3

  • @kennethhummel4409
    @kennethhummel4409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The Dutchman sails on!!! Cursed to sail forever.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I suspected it wouldn't have left Earth if it weren't for humanity reaching the stars. Mankind brought one of their nightmares with them.
      What else did they unleash upon the stars?

    • @BrownieBatterKing
      @BrownieBatterKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@derekstein6193 bigfoot in space

    • @Destroyer_V0
      @Destroyer_V0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@derekstein6193 I have but one thing to say to that.
      "Here be dragons"

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@derekstein6193 I would be quite proud if our nightmares and monsters of the dark followed us, there’s a whole lotta darkness out in space and maybe they could take to hunting some xenos rather than hunting us like they used to, just another thing to make us seem like badasses

  • @whitestarHokie
    @whitestarHokie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Second story:
    *Hears the description of the ship* "Heh, sounds like the Dutchman."
    *Hears the message of 'Have Mail. Please Send It Home'* "Oh no. OH NO! No no no no no. RUN!"

    • @firedirewolf
      @firedirewolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i've not seen anything about the actual dutchman before, what is so special about the mail then in this case? i've never heard of that part of the tale before.

    • @whitestarHokie
      @whitestarHokie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@firedirewolf So, minor historical note first: Since ships were always bouncing back and forth across the ocean with, it was common practice for sailing ships to signal across that they have letters home and request a home-bound ship passing them collect those letters. General etiquette on the high seas was that you accept the request, bringing the mail aboard your ship to carry it with the rest of your cargo.
      The Dutchman story eventually started incorporating this tradition as well, requesting passing ships send home their mail (if the ships survives and opens the barrel the mail was in, it's usually moldy letters for long deceased relatives). But the ship that collects the letters usually has to slow down as crew are working with precision to fish the barrel out of the ocean, giving the Dutchman time to turn around and effectively ambush the ship.

    • @firedirewolf
      @firedirewolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@whitestarHokie a vicious use of the dagger up the sleeve, thank you for the history lesson... i may use that in a D&D session later though i might use it as a land based thing just to change the pace X3

    • @erushi5503
      @erushi5503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@firedirewolf i could see you make a land ship of some sorts that travel through desert sand

  • @jaytonobrien6325
    @jaytonobrien6325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Lucky bastards... "turn the ship around me, boys. Turn around and run. That strom wants a battle..."

    • @lloydkeith3061
      @lloydkeith3061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "It's sure that we're out gunned"

    • @Animewatcher5827
      @Animewatcher5827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What of the ship that's out there
      Do we leave her to the gale?

    • @vulpinstein9133
      @vulpinstein9133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She's called the flying Dutchman and its rage that fills her sails!

  • @BrazenBard
    @BrazenBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    First author here; good reading. Am pleased.
    As for the second story, I see captain van der Decken still hasn't found peace. Nice new spin on the old story.

    • @vvvvvvvvvwvvvvw
      @vvvvvvvvvwvvvvw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Second author here:
      Thanks for the compliment, your story was pretty good as well

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vvvvvvvvvwvvvvw Thankee.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for that first one, I was expecting Archie to say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" but the line you went with was definitely less of an open threat

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@henrypaleveda7760 Yeah, I don't really believe a man who died insane from either syphilis or the mercury-based treatment for syphilis to have the best mental state to provide sound advice on the subject. It's really just a Nietzche idea.

    • @mr.k4918
      @mr.k4918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how did he get into space though?

  • @DemonMage
    @DemonMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Story One: Archie"you know what they say"
    Apprentice: "um, no?"
    Archie: Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
    Apprentice: uh, that's not how that works.
    Archie: Really? (Opens and closes robotic arm and makes hand print in metal table) Could have fool me. (Grins evilly as he walks away).

    • @shaysonhellsbrieg7891
      @shaysonhellsbrieg7891 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I was expecting

    • @TheStarMachine2000
      @TheStarMachine2000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you for commenting what I was going to, I can't believe the author gave up the chance!

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I prefer What don't kill ya make ya more strong from Broken Beat and Scarred

  • @MervDeGriff
    @MervDeGriff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Have mail" Oh feck boys, turn that ship and run. The storm it wants a battle and you are sure to be outgunned. That's the flying Dutchman and it's rage that fills her sails.

  • @YoungBD1
    @YoungBD1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    A Warp-storm. So that's what the Xenos are calling a Space Kraken these days.
    For the author! For the Squerril. F.T.A.

  • @wrathshorts2894
    @wrathshorts2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Humans have brought their horrors to the stars.

  • @zanthimos
    @zanthimos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Regular ghosts scare the absolute piss out of me. An actual ghost ship, let alone The Flying Dutchman could literally kill me from fright. That being said, I think that's an interesting concept. That when we go to space, the spirits of our past follow with us.

    • @ragnorockcookie2868
      @ragnorockcookie2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what about the human fairytale of monsters wont follow us too.

    • @randomncrtrooper7363
      @randomncrtrooper7363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, that’s basically the gist of the song ‘Carmen Miranda’s Ghost’.

    • @pyro-toxin5102
      @pyro-toxin5102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is a pretty interesting song about this concept, Carmen Miranda's Ghost. I highly recommend giving it a listen

    • @ragnorockcookie2868
      @ragnorockcookie2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pyro-toxin5102 thanks

    • @ragnorockcookie2868
      @ragnorockcookie2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomncrtrooper7363 thanks

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That which does not kill us makes us stronger 💪🤘..... To hear the laughter from that ship and survive... Lucky damn crew

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That which does not kill us will likely hurt like crap and give us unhealthy coping mechanisms. ;)

  • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
    @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Looks like Davy Jones took up a new pass time of harassing Spaceships once humans reached for the stars.

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Davy Jones is just the Disney version, though - a bit squidlier than the earlier stories.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BrazenBard I know? That doesn't really change that he's associated with the Flying Dutchman.

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Yeah, an association that's *checks* fifteen years old, next to the tales of the ship dating back to *checks* the late 18th century. Frankly, Disney just slapping together Davy Jones' Locker and The Flying Dutchman like that irked me then, and it irks me now.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BrazenBard You know, it really doesn't fucking matter, right?
      Whether you like it or not, the association _does_ exist, and that doesn't give you the right to waltz in and go "Oh, that's just the Disney version and it's bad!"
      More people will recognize the connection with Davy Jones than the original version.

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim I know it doesn't matter, but Disney mishmashing everything like that is still annoying.
      As for whether or not more people will recognize the Disney-version than that those are two distinct myths - I remain unconvinced.

  • @bad-ideas5090
    @bad-ideas5090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I heard the message about "mail, please deliver" I immediately knew it was þe Dutchman

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10 seconds in too the second one, I just knew it had to be a Dutchman story.

  • @eleethtahgra7182
    @eleethtahgra7182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1st story; good adaptability
    2nd story; so...the flying dutchmen never rest...

  • @darkhorse13golfgaming
    @darkhorse13golfgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I somehow think Davy Jones' locker might be even worse in the void

  • @warrendesonia7924
    @warrendesonia7924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Both stories are very good; the 2nd one was perfectly written, especially the ending.......And again a tip of the professional hat to A.S........

  • @vulpinstein9133
    @vulpinstein9133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Knew number 2 sounded familiar so I went digging through my music and found The Flying Dutchman by the Jolly Rogers.

    • @vvvvvvvvvwvvvvw
      @vvvvvvvvvwvvvvw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, that was the inspiration for the story

    • @dantreadwell7421
      @dantreadwell7421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Turn the ship around me boys, turn the ship and run. . ."

    • @vulpinstein9133
      @vulpinstein9133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vvvvvvvvvwvvvvw ah! so the author replies, nice to hear that humanity brought a bit of the supernatural to the stars.

  • @thetrap1880
    @thetrap1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey, this sounds familiar.."
    "old letters*
    "The flying Dutchman!"

  • @robertschumacher2707
    @robertschumacher2707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I figured the last line in story 1 was going to be 'Anything that doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'

  • @MarkusHound
    @MarkusHound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turn the ship around me boys, turn around and Run, That storm it wants a battle and it's sure that we're out gunned. That ghostly ship is hunting us it's bringing on the gale, she's called The Flying Dutchman and it's Rage that fills her sails.

  • @jerrypawlak2396
    @jerrypawlak2396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Took me a minute to realise second one is flaying dutchman shantie

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So Dutchy went to space. Hah. Sandy would lose her crap encountering him out there.

  • @Voriof1
    @Voriof1 ปีที่แล้ว

    The old hairless monkey in the 2nd story was probably the Ancient Mariner... :)

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's amazing what you can get used to... especially when you have no choice except to adapt or die.
    The ship almost sounds like it came from the movie "Treasure Planet". Didn't take me too long to figure out the name of the ship before it was given.

  • @ButlerOfChaos
    @ButlerOfChaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But what of that other ship, do we leave her to the gale? She's called the flying dutchman and its rage that fills her sails!

  • @captainvlad
    @captainvlad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As soon as I heard the mail part I was like ah the flying dutchman

  • @mattpotter119
    @mattpotter119 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I liked that 2nd story. It's a song by Stormfrun (I think), worth a listen.

  • @dinkoz1
    @dinkoz1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For all the void of the universe, will we never get rid of that Flying Dutchman, he keeps popping up in stories everywhere?

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some things... Never die.

  • @texasforever7887
    @texasforever7887 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was thinking more along the lines of, What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

  • @danijelandroid
    @danijelandroid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Flying Dutchman. Of course, that or the Black Pearl. 😎

  • @immortalsofar5314
    @immortalsofar5314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Oolite has an add-on for the Flying Dutchman. Periodically among the 3d polygonal ships comes a vector ship causing the engines of nearby ships to overload. It's the Flying Jameson.

  • @kcain64
    @kcain64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Way to go Human Archie.

  • @roderickwalt2969
    @roderickwalt2969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Second story, By the gods I love that song that its based on

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Flying Dutchman wasn't the name of the ship, it was the Captains nickname

  • @Tyarqy
    @Tyarqy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always amusing to have the song playing in my head listening to an alt telling.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Of course another name for the ship could have been "The Black Pearl".

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 ปีที่แล้ว

    heh i was expecting him to say 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' at the end of the first story
    i was kinda expecting the name of the ship once he starting describing it
    thanks for the narration

  • @UNSCrearadmiral
    @UNSCrearadmiral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turn the ship away me boys turn around and run!
    Second story is based off a song,
    th-cam.com/video/tG904EfhiTU/w-d-xo.html

  • @cripto130
    @cripto130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    second story gave me goosebumps

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's nice to think our tall tales will follow us out to the stars, but some, I wager, would be best left behind. Few indeed survive meeting Capt. Vanderdecken's cursed ship.

  • @daltonsharp6254
    @daltonsharp6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hmmm…. Space Flying Dutchmen

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Geez. When you curse the Gods, the Gods just don't let up.

  • @aarontilney3787
    @aarontilney3787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Second Story: The song "The Flying Dutchman"

  • @BedlamsSon
    @BedlamsSon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit! THE FLYING DUTCHMAN LIVES!

  • @leifjbj
    @leifjbj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flying Dutchman takes a new meaning here I guess. Ps for the algorithm!

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd ปีที่แล้ว

    A ghost ship goes into space, interesting!

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My pet strorm is not just better than your pet strom, not just beter than your pet, but better than anything you have.

  • @Karuten626
    @Karuten626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    AND IT’S RAGE THAT FILLS HER SAILS!

  • @NerdyWordyMatt
    @NerdyWordyMatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even our myths are spacefaring now.

  • @Hungover_oposum
    @Hungover_oposum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I look forward to your videos every day good sire, keep it up you'll be in the big leagues in no time

  • @outlawshadow308
    @outlawshadow308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the second story is a reference to The flying Dutchman sea shanty

  • @emmetcoyne6436
    @emmetcoyne6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    th-cam.com/video/-uLp8kChKug/w-d-xo.html - This pairs well with the second story for anyone interested.

    • @Swordfish42
      @Swordfish42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is more like the actual contents, amazingly so:
      th-cam.com/video/tG904EfhiTU/w-d-xo.html

    • @emmetcoyne6436
      @emmetcoyne6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Swordfish42 thank you

  • @ne0fenris
    @ne0fenris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What doesnt kill you makes you stronger

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More likely, hurts like heck, and gives you unhealthy coping mechanisms... but yeah.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is truly amazing what you can get used to.

  • @jeremybiwer8756
    @jeremybiwer8756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know they also could have ended with That which does not kill me makes me stronger in the first story. That could have really freaked out the apprentice.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the reading

  • @ATSucks1
    @ATSucks1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you prtorns for supporting our narrator

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the video.

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Dutchman

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah it makes sense that the Dutchman will use the cursed finally escape the seas of the earth and fly the seas of the sky period

  • @petercoulam1101
    @petercoulam1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look up the song the flying Dutchman

  • @dominiccassell1266
    @dominiccassell1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So that stories trying to tell me that there is a space Davy Jones and a space version of The Flying Dutchman

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup

    • @dominiccassell1266
      @dominiccassell1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgroSquerril why do I get the sudden interest in meeting space Davy Jones

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the algorithm

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    neat

  • @Swordfish42
    @Swordfish42 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The song for reference to second story:
    th-cam.com/video/tG904EfhiTU/w-d-xo.html
    I think the author heard that one ;)

  • @angrydragonslayer
    @angrydragonslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Neat

  • @davidteh3807
    @davidteh3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A S.C.P. space ship …

  • @ragnorockcookie2868
    @ragnorockcookie2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    fuck the ship is still alive i thought my ancestors burn the fuck out of it. it won't, just won't die!!

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Arr, har, har, eh?
    Sorry, I'm Canadian.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    143rd, 23 January 2024

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    F.T.A !

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    F.A.S.

  • @Cluxystardom
    @Cluxystardom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First :)

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Maxim 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, a connoisseur of fine literature, I see.

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm

  • @ragnorockcookie2868
    @ragnorockcookie2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    for the algorithm