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phil naming his dog Simon and his human children Noot and Neet is exactly what i expected edit: i got corrected that its noot not newt, i should use captions more often
I listen to a podcast that researches and reports on fringe belief stuff and they once looked at an online course place that offered diplomas in stuff like "angelology", which actually counted towards continuing education credits for legit workplaces. So, not that far from reality. 🫠🙃
resident biologist dnp viewer here! there are taste receptors in testicles! but they're not on the surface, and are most likely used to sense and respond to chemicals, allow sperm to avoid toxins, and to drive the production of sperm itself. thanks for the info phil! citations: Tate perception: from the tongue to the testis (Feng Li, from the Journal of Molecular Human Reproduction, pub 2013) & an Inverse article called "Why do testicles have taste buds" from 2021
It's a Dan Remix of the famous Benjamin Franklin quote, "Nothing is certain except death and taxes," in which he was referencing the US Constitution. You could easily find it on a shirt somewhere :)
if dan and phil can bring back the gaming channel…. PETITION FOR DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS TO COME BACK FOR APRIL 1ST 🗣️ edit: I MANIFESTED THIS YOURE WELCOME
hi, i’ve been having one of the biggest mental health crises of my life and this video helped me calm down for the first times in weeks. i just wanted to say thank you for coming back for us, i missed having videos like this to turn on & leave my problems behind me. i’ve been feeling really isolated from everybody and i really need somebody to help ground me and keep me regulated, and this video was able to give me a sense of safety and comfort during that. you guys mean a lot to me and i’m very grateful that you’re here. i feel like a friend here
can we just talk about phil's fit it is too good im not even paying attention to the game and medieval banter but its refreshing to see phil in such a look ?!?
I think Phil would actually love a cruise. Especially one with all access food, sweets, and entertainment at anytime. Cruises nowadays are just hotels on water, doesn’t even feel like you’re on a boat.
I remember loathing this game as a child because despite all the decisions it really felt like there was nothing you could do to meaningfully affect the outcome so you were just stuck sitting with your family for an hour or so, rolling dice over and over to see what happened. I felt more in control playing Ludo (Sorry!).
5:43 “My _trans-friendly_ magic castle” took me a second, but once I got it, it made me so happy! As a lover of Harry Potter but a hater of its author, I’d definitely prefer ✨ Dan’s Queer Magic School ✨
when i was younger we played the boardgame a lot as a family and i lost so often and was so salty about it that they called it ‘the game of ughhhh’. i feel you dan.
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hi
meow
Bold of you to assume my entire life isn't a scam
balls
phil living his bbc merlin fantasy while dan is still full of spite and hatred
I liked this before he got to the dragon tamer job LOL
BBC MERLIN MENTION AUTISM SPARKED
I love how this comment has 1k likes. Merlin is my favourite tv series!
So accurate especially the king-dating part
omg merlin so true
I'm obsessed, this should become a series: "How long will it take for Dan to win the game of Life?"
that's a working title there's not enough outrageous clickbait
This is too traumatic for Dan. 😭😭
@rayhem how about 'how long will it take for Dan to succeed in Life'?
yes!
More like "When will Dan get a life?" @@Adenon.W
"it's a dragon, dan"
"shut the fuck up"
that had me in stitches
that bit made me ctfu
2:47
"what an idiot dinosaur" is going under the radar
This was actually foreshadowing for later events 😂
Phills jester to kings spouse plot is basically bbc merlin
I was thinking the same thing
It’s the version we deserved 😭
Especially with the dragon tamer lmao
Merthur 4 ever
IT IS FR
insane how this game has a vendetta against dan personally
I was going to make jokes about ✨choosing to be gay✨ and losing at Life, but turns out Life just doesn't like him very much 😄
phil naming his dog Simon and his human children Noot and Neet is exactly what i expected
edit: i got corrected that its noot not newt, i should use captions more often
And he even said it was spelled Noot xD
Let’s not forget his king Carl
Noot and neet
He said Noot not Newt
@@PeacheIIe I thought it was Knoot and Kneet 😂
I’m so desensitized to their clickbait now that I saw the title and thought “oh they’re playing life again” 💀
Yeah, I thought it would be sims but same
Same I thought it was either game of life or sims 😭
One day they'll post their most clickbait looking video yet, but the whole thing will be real
same i wasn't even phased 😭😭
I just saw the dog part in the notification and went "oh shit" then i saw the full title and went oh their playing Life again
love that phil became a dragon tamer by taking an online course. they really do have courses for everything these days
I listen to a podcast that researches and reports on fringe belief stuff and they once looked at an online course place that offered diplomas in stuff like "angelology", which actually counted towards continuing education credits for legit workplaces. So, not that far from reality. 🫠🙃
dan playing SO MUCH BETTER this time but still losing is actually so funny I’m sorry
calling royalty "nepo babies" is sending me💀
Royalty are the original nepo babies
7:15 "He put a king on it" "on WHAT??" "On me-" "SHUT UPP" oh i love them
“EWW”
the boing sound effect 😭😭😭
“Nepo familyyy - jester to knight, did he ever fight anything? No I think he just looked pretty on a horse-“
The week with no uploads really brought up my abandoment issues, welcome back fathers
Hahaha same!
Sameee
a week without uploading, he comes back with a. life.
One more round like this and we just might get abandoned fr 😂
I miss my gay dads so much
Dan being violently salty the whole game anytime anything good happens to Phil is such a mood, I get far too aggressive when I have bad luck in games
This might turn my PMS symptoms around
NAHHHH twinsies
SAMEEE pmsing rn
It didn't cure me honestly, fuck the patriarchy
I'm also pmsing, nice
Girl the anger is here
phil needs to be a passenger princess because the alternative is him being *on the road*
"whats your baby's name" *phil forgets every name in the world*
Can we talk about how good Phil’s hair looks??
SO good
the quiff returneth
resident biologist dnp viewer here! there are taste receptors in testicles! but they're not on the surface, and are most likely used to sense and respond to chemicals, allow sperm to avoid toxins, and to drive the production of sperm itself. thanks for the info phil!
citations: Tate perception: from the tongue to the testis (Feng Li, from the Journal of Molecular Human Reproduction, pub 2013) & an Inverse article called "Why do testicles have taste buds" from 2021
dan calling phil a passenger princess like GIRL YOU DON'T DRIVE EITHER
this is the definition of gay on gay violence it feels like watching a breakdown in slow motion
phil putting dan’s phone number when signing up for anything is so funny 😭
I like how Dan did a whole rebrand, but still calls himself Danisnotonfire
"He put a king on it" genuinely made me laugh so hard
if you want more marriage simulator, how about more It Takes Two?
I've been hoping😭
I wait and I pray
Please play deltarune!!
Yessss 🙏
they’ve played it!
the way dan walked out and left phil to do the endscreen alone AGAIN XD
40 seconds in and Dan’s complaining and Phil is talking about tasting with your testicles. Never change.
the boys’ hair both lookin EXTRA GOOD today
Maybe a shampoo company sent them good stuff. 😂
I love that Phil just keeps using Dans number for different places because he doesn’t wanna use his 😭
It's kinda funny that Phil named his dog "Simon", since the game "Simon Says" in other languages is actually translated to "The King Commands"
I appreciate that Phil is just rolling with Dan choosing violence.
Dan and Phil constantly dog baiting us
grown up phil lester whispering “massive orgy” is the reality check i needed
love how phil dishes the gossip on cruises in such a lil *whisper*
Dan joking about hiatus strikes fear into my heart
phil looks like the loaded divorced dad with his own interior design company, while dan is the son that comes over to his dad on the weekends
Ur so right 😭
dan and phil make me regress so hard I have to remind myself i'm an adult with responsabilities and not 12 while watching these videos lol
felt this lol
this is fr my new comfort channel
It’s time for my favorite activity: ✨Watching Phil win in life ✨
I know ❤ hahaha
The game where Dan and Phil become chaotic gods over two innocent characters
i now want a shirt that says the following quote: 0:02
Same
It's a Dan Remix of the famous Benjamin Franklin quote, "Nothing is certain except death and taxes," in which he was referencing the US Constitution. You could easily find it on a shirt somewhere :)
if dan and phil can bring back the gaming channel….
PETITION FOR DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS TO COME BACK FOR APRIL 1ST 🗣️
edit: I MANIFESTED THIS YOURE WELCOME
IK I LIKED BUT NO
100% is happening, see you on the 1st
No need for that it’s funnier as an inside joke
Omg imagine
Comment ahead of its time
the amount of salt from this man rivals the ocean
Like in the Dan sea you would end up just levitating above it there's that much salt 😂
I have abandonment issues. Dan can’t just keep threatening to go on another hiatus every time he loses. its legitimately stressing me out
even when dan is winning throughout the game, he still managed to lose at the end 😭
Get these men a dog PLEASE
Dan being a sore loser is so iconic, we love you king 😌
wait until they find out that u can click the space bar to spin
hi, i’ve been having one of the biggest mental health crises of my life and this video helped me calm down for the first times in weeks. i just wanted to say thank you for coming back for us, i missed having videos like this to turn on & leave my problems behind me. i’ve been feeling really isolated from everybody and i really need somebody to help ground me and keep me regulated, and this video was able to give me a sense of safety and comfort during that. you guys mean a lot to me and i’m very grateful that you’re here. i feel like a friend here
Sending love your way ❤
phil seems like the type of person who is really lucky at board games
I love how often Phil ends up doing the end screen himself because Dan has calmly rage quit
dan just needs to accept that this is phil’s game fr
i can't explain it but i really really love it when phil wins. the second-hand satisfaction is unmatched
can we just talk about phil's fit it is too good im not even paying attention to the game and medieval banter but its refreshing to see phil in such a look ?!?
Broke: Dip and Pip
Woke: Donk and Ponk
Phil truly is living his best George Villers life here, babygirling his way into dragon taming, money, and power 👑👑
15:01 phil: yeah we were listening to gangsters paradise bard version in the car
me, used to London Boys: IN THE CAR??
Oh man oh man can't wait for The game of Life 3: Josh and Phil edition
Dan took those "passenger princess" comments about sponsorships to heart, didn't he? I've never seen him so involved 😂
I was waiting for this comment hahahha
they really be having fun with these titles
I'm loving Phil's natural hair color. Looks great on you!
Dan's level of pettiness is /exactly/ me playing these games, have no choice but to root for him.
love the phol journey here!! straight out of a fanfic!! jester x king romance… i’m intrigued
come for the clickbait title, stay for something that’s somehow more shocking
Thanks for representing the many lesbians that love Florence Pugh, Dan
he knows his audience
I also enjoy Florence Pugh communism boob
Dan just disappearing after losing is the most Dan shit I’ve ever seen
Phil: I’m going to ride those dragons hard!🐲
Dan: 🤨
Me:😂😂😂
Can we just appreciate how good they both look
"Death and taxes" what an enthusiastic start to a video!😊
Using the spon section to throw shade at the stalker-era phannies is amazing, epic 🔥roast
not dan and phil editing Jesy's sound effect from 7-8+ years ago into Phil's stutter.
Phil marrying the king and naming his dog Simon... somebody's been watching Young Royals' new season maybe? 😅
the windows screen saver “famishes” is killing me 18:04
I think Phil would actually love a cruise. Especially one with all access food, sweets, and entertainment at anytime. Cruises nowadays are just hotels on water, doesn’t even feel like you’re on a boat.
I remember loathing this game as a child because despite all the decisions it really felt like there was nothing you could do to meaningfully affect the outcome so you were just stuck sitting with your family for an hour or so, rolling dice over and over to see what happened. I felt more in control playing Ludo (Sorry!).
5:43 “My _trans-friendly_ magic castle” took me a second, but once I got it, it made me so happy! As a lover of Harry Potter but a hater of its author, I’d definitely prefer ✨ Dan’s Queer Magic School ✨
Omg I didn't catch that I was puzzled and moved on- that's a great comment actually yes I too would rather go to dan's trans friendly castle
"there are taste receptors in your testicles"
...thanks for sharing, Phil
but will the game of life continue to fuck over Dan? lets find out
update: Dan's incredibly poor luck in this game strikes again
Can confirm this first fact is true (Dan and Phil pineapple enema when???)
when i was younger we played the boardgame a lot as a family and i lost so often and was so salty about it that they called it ‘the game of ughhhh’. i feel you dan.
✨the universe really has Phil's back ✨
The first life video was iconic thanks for sacrificing dans sanity to play this again dads ❤️
Genuinely it's not fun to watch Dan suffer, I want to live vicariously through him having fun with his best friend not being miserable.
Literally this,, if he’s not smiling and laughing I feel viscerally uncomfortable ☹️
phil is the people's princess
when phil wins we all win
Phil being unhinged in the first 45 seconds 😂😭 AND SLIDING IN AND OUT OF FRAME SAYING “testicles! … you can taste with your testicles” ❤️😂
I relate to Dan so hard, being the angsty person with terrible luck who is both loving and hating your lucky bestie when you play games with them....
dan lost the second he didn’t pick the bucket list 😂 it’s like he’s trying to lose
The kings of clickbait are back
oh hey a bot stole your comment
@@neonblkholecan confirm
@@neonblkhole aw shit bots are so annoying☠️
when phil is talking about being able to taste with your testicles not even a minute in that's how you know this video is going to be a banger
phil using dan's phone number on every website makes so much sense 😭😭😭
Dan threatening with another Hiatus …. Is PTSD inducing. Don’t do this to us. We’ve been through enough Daniel!
these are some of my fav videos youve ever made. (no not bc dan is suffering) pls do more
the game of life is like truth bombs: phil always wins
(i need them to keep playing this so dan has a chance to be a sore winner about it)
dont stop playing until dan wins one
13:16 Phil looked so genuinely concerned as Dan finished speaking. 🤣🤣
you look so lovely, phil !!
You have the right to title these videos like this tbh given how unhinged we all used to be
Used to?? We’re still pretty unhinged lol
Love that I'm 3 seconds in and Dan is already spitting existentialism in my face.
Phil saying the phrase "on the spot" and then blanking on dog names killed me a little, literally Spot, Phil, prefectly acceptable dog name lol
who else is ready for easter baking
I have no expectations.
A Dan, Phil, Pj, Sophie, Tomska DnD campaign would be the best thing of my life