Phil, your Meteor Shower was killer, but your golf hat couture did not slay. Dan, you might have not been on fire, but your Flame Susan was. You nailed that look. Dan, condragulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge.
My eight year old brother came in while I watched this video, asked what I was watching, and I just kind of stared at him for a moment before saying “I don’t think I can describe this video”
Dan's execution creates a clear winner overall but I think it's actually impossible to judge these two looks against each other when Dan is embodying an American style, ballroom inspired, mainstream drag queen look while Phil's is more reminiscent of drag king looks that more often than not have their roots in British drag which stems from the pantomime scene. In the mainstream media the creativity of this unconventional, story based style of drag is often overlooked in favour of the kind which suits conventional aesthetics, in this essay I will...
@@denimfox17 Gotta decide if it's going to be a think piece on the "palatable queer" in mainstream (heteronormative) media and the sides of the drag community this ideal cuts out as well as the concurrent gutting of queer self expression as a result, or a character analysis of Phil, his style of creativity and it's links in the queer community before I write it. Also the amount of times I've used "mainstream" to describe Dan in the past few sentences is upsetting me he doesn't deserve it. Also I have ADHD it's never getting written.
For most of it I thought Dan was the clear winner but by the time Phil added the flowers it actually looked really really cute and it all came together! I still think its a Dan win tho he truly had ~a vision~
Dan is unironically slaying the Flame Susan look. Both in visual and execution! Phil, you get a A- for effort and enthusiasm, but there is unfortunately a clear winner here
11:58 as someone who makes fursuits, the way Phil is cutting the fur makes me cry there's gonna be fur EVERYWHERE Fur for a cactus though is a good choice it's like a bajillion little spines xd
I hope you guys know my computer went completely off the fritz halfway through this video, shut itself down, pulled up a bluescreen, then come back on and closed all my tabs. Which I think is a valid response.
hearing phil joke about looksmaxxing was a jumpscare. i swear to god if either dan or phil mention "jelqing" i'm gonna fucking scream. i would simply never be able to recover from that trauma tbh. 🙂
I'm liking these comments but just know that I dislike the concept so very much 😭😭 also god imagine if in some far off future they examine internet culture in history classes 😭 "looksmaxxing" "mewing" "jelqing" LMAOOO
i like how dan immediately goes to saying stuff like "hamster piss" and "c*m knuckles" to make phil laugh and it always works..."round hole" "dribble fist" WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM
I think Phil could have broken the toothpicks in half to make it easier for them to stick on his face, but the extra long spikes on his face are truly fantastic
It’s a friday in 2016, you just came home from school, dan and phil uploaded a new video to the gaming channel. Life is good. except it’s 2024 and you’re 23 with responsibilities and a job. But no really, thank you for being here for us through so much ❤
@@keithredacted8154me too. Maybe they pre recorded a bunch and now they’re just releasing them? We have more uploads so far than all of 2015 (I think…?)
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YIPPEE
fine i will download it.
Downloaded purely bc of you guys ;-;
i will download it if u guys play doki doki literature club for a video i love you🩷
I when up to level 91 the other day over the weekend
the phil quotes have been so good recently "one small step for green, one giant phil for green" nobody does it like him
agree
Phil's the best to ever do it.
Just a reminder that he has an English language degree
@@taiylorledrew7281and it is being put to use
Truly the voice a generation ❤
dragon city is getting the best deal of their lives 😭 never seen youtubers commit so hard to a sponsor
downloaded dragon city bc of this video cant even lie
I think Tomska and Surfshark is the only stronger commitment
years ago Smosh Games did something very simular for dragon city
Rose and Rosie + Surfshark, too
@@caustic1611damn, rose and rosie/dan and phil combo
The three states of existence: Punk, Pastel, Dragon
currently in my transition from punk to pastel era. Can't wait for dragon existence
the three genders, even
the three genders
Need to replace the Male/Female/Other options on forms with Punk/Pastel/Dragon
there are three genders
Phil, your Meteor Shower was killer, but your golf hat couture did not slay.
Dan, you might have not been on fire, but your Flame Susan was. You nailed that look.
Dan, condragulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge.
Them calling eachother 'Dad' when they need help with something is so funny but also endearing as fuck
agree its funny but how is it endearing 🤣
Because it's cute@@holliejaynesupremee
i always call my friends mum or mother and idrk how it started
They both get to be the dad friend AND the disaster friend with each other 💖 Good for them!
it's so dumb lmao
Petition for Dan and Phil to do a video where they go to a professional drag artist and go all out
trixie mattel please!!!!
Tia Kofi would be perfect for this
Yesssss
PLEASE
This is truly the GOLDEN ERA of Dan and Phil
the renaissance is truly giving the people what they want
YES
I'm having the time of my life with all this content fr
indeed!
ikr it feels like old times but we’re all old now 😭
Dan calmly staring into the camera, painted bright red, is so disconcerting. I dunno how to explain it.
dan's passenger princess mode is on anytime phil does the sponsorship
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That’s ok, Phil’s on passenger princess mode whenever they’re playing an actual game
It evens out when Dan plays almost every game.
it's a bit at this point, he does it on purpose
Dying to see the behind the scenes of them trying to take all this shit off 😂😂😂
The "COPE" edited into the screen while dan defends himself is CRAZY 😭😭😭😭😭😭
TOO GOOD
i was giggling
Timestamp how did I miss this 😭❓
@@elwhite2130 1:46 !
@@elwhite21301:50
The manic confidence of applying that red paint made it a straight-out-the-gate (-and-nowhere-else) winner.
phil ended up looking like the golf hats
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😭😭😭
I had this exact thought too
underrated comment
😭
Phil looks like something out of a 1970s Doctor Who story, and I love it.
And Dan is a 2007 Doctor Who character 😂
AHAHAHA YOU'RE BOTH SO RIGHT OMG
Came here just to say this lmao
The only thing I could think of was the cactus people from the 2009 Christmas specials
My sibling just looked over my shoulder and said ‘it’s just nice men have a hobby now’
My eight year old brother came in while I watched this video, asked what I was watching, and I just kind of stared at him for a moment before saying “I don’t think I can describe this video”
I am cackling!! Your sibling is truly savage
Dan's execution creates a clear winner overall but I think it's actually impossible to judge these two looks against each other when Dan is embodying an American style, ballroom inspired, mainstream drag queen look while Phil's is more reminiscent of drag king looks that more often than not have their roots in British drag which stems from the pantomime scene. In the mainstream media the creativity of this unconventional, story based style of drag is often overlooked in favour of the kind which suits conventional aesthetics, in this essay I will...
*where's the essay*
@@denimfox17 Gotta decide if it's going to be a think piece on the "palatable queer" in mainstream (heteronormative) media and the sides of the drag community this ideal cuts out as well as the concurrent gutting of queer self expression as a result, or a character analysis of Phil, his style of creativity and it's links in the queer community before I write it. Also the amount of times I've used "mainstream" to describe Dan in the past few sentences is upsetting me he doesn't deserve it. Also I have ADHD it's never getting written.
@@BenjiRobi do both if you can ever make your hyperfocus cooperate
i would love to read the essay!!!! so if its written at any point can anybody let me know?
Honestly love this
Dan and Phil, condragulations. You are the winners of this week's challenge.
let's be fr, these two will be lipsyncing for their life
I dunno. I feel like If Dan ever seriously did drag and or competed in something like drag race, he would just slay
shantay you stay
When are Dan and Phil auditioning for Drag Race?! 😅
😂😂😂@@neeliknowsnothing
the scolding with “what happened last time” is SO funny
Dan never beating the furry allegations
i know he was jealous of phils furry outfit
he has no allegations to beat only facts to embrace
if you can't beat them, join them
11:37 “yeah too soon” babe it’s been 65 million years 😭😭
Honestly this was not what i was expecting post-hiatus but at the same time it was exactly what i was expecting post-hiatus
i never could have dreamed this up but also this is their vibes and they would
seeing the thumbnail gave me flashbacks to the crafting channel
Queer flag in the pfp!! I never see the flag anywhere, hello fellow queer person :]
Not phil snipping the entire base of the glue instead of the tip 😂
Making it easier to take a *big drink*
Dragon city is really out here paying off their house
😭💀
next step here is a Dragoncity themed home actually 💀
Did we just get a sexy end screen dance from Dan in 2024?!
phil is now the metallic green envelope he always wishes he secretly was
Omggg😂
throwback!!!
hearing this made me remember how old I might be 😭
“I feel like a metallic green envelope!”
“But Phil! You love metallic green envelopes!”
“Not like this!”
“Not like thiisss!”
@@skeletonlegss if you were here before the hiatus were all so old now and probably adults😭 like
For most of it I thought Dan was the clear winner but by the time Phil added the flowers it actually looked really really cute and it all came together! I still think its a Dan win tho he truly had ~a vision~
the journey from danisnotonfire to FlameSusan i guess dan is finally free of his old branding like a phoenix rising from the ashes
He can't escape the fire themes tho
danwasinfactonfire
LMAO
Dan should’ve used Phil’s devil horns from the Halloween baking 😂14:30
I think he did have the same tail?
Dan making magnificent scales with face gems while Phil smears glue all over his face
Alternative title
It explains them so well
About three minutes in and y’all have already created the perfect meme format for walking red/green flags lmao
Dan is unironically slaying the Flame Susan look. Both in visual and execution! Phil, you get a A- for effort and enthusiasm, but there is unfortunately a clear winner here
15:00 'little flowers~' HE IS THE CUTESTTTT PLSSSS
is phil giving cactus dragon? idk. is he giving plant dragon? most likely. now, is he giving moss? absolutely 100%
6:52 Phil...you opened the glitter upsidedown. Of course it went everywhere 😂
Phils outfit is if the golf hat came alive
Not the golf hat cosplay 😂
This is the most fun I've ever had watching a 19-minute informercial.
when dan named flame susan back in 2015, he had no idea it would turn into this
*he had no idea he would turn into her 😏
Dan looks like he put together his DnD cosplay the night before the convention, and Phil looks like The Grinch had a baby with the Swamp Thing. 💀
3:15 "One small step for green, one giant Phil for green."
Poetry. Shakespearean even.
11:58 as someone who makes fursuits, the way Phil is cutting the fur makes me cry there's gonna be fur EVERYWHERE
Fur for a cactus though is a good choice it's like a bajillion little spines xd
phil looking like the grinch and mother nature had a baby. 10/10.
You're right!!
It's nice to see the return of Dan and Phil Crafts!!
dan, dan, dan please, dan you can use fishnets to get scale imprints, you just dab the face paint over the fishnets
I hope you guys know my computer went completely off the fritz halfway through this video, shut itself down, pulled up a bluescreen, then come back on and closed all my tabs. Which I think is a valid response.
Phil looks like the love child of Grinch and Bibble
OMG BIBBLE YOURE SO RIGHT
'Its all coming together': me finding a clean shirt after not doing laundry for 2 weeks.
this is the vulnerability the judges were looking for
Phil is really embracing his pasty Cullen skin by adding ✨✨glitter✨✨
dan, shantay you stay
phil, you may sashay away 😔
oh no, it is clearly a shantay you’re both stay 😮
@@msweber3933double sashay if anything!
i feel like the amount of times dan says “what can i say” in a video keeps multiplying
phil in his looksmaxxing era with the mewing
hearing phil joke about looksmaxxing was a jumpscare. i swear to god if either dan or phil mention "jelqing" i'm gonna fucking scream. i would simply never be able to recover from that trauma tbh. 🙂
wtf is jelqing 😭😭😭. Scared to ask. The mewing but had me dying tho
@@syedaaaaaaarepeatedly stretching out your....shmeat... in an attempt to make it longer...i think
@@stupidbroadWHAT
I'm liking these comments but just know that I dislike the concept so very much 😭😭
also god imagine if in some far off future they examine internet culture in history classes 😭 "looksmaxxing" "mewing" "jelqing" LMAOOO
If i could , I’d say “sashay away” to both of you . Double elimination 💀
after all these years, phil is still getting his money’s worth from those fireworks. some things never change
Dan understands bg3 fans so well and he's 100% correct that his cosplay would get him the love of everybody in the room
my roman empire is these nerds going 'help me dad' at the slightest inconvenience
2:01 “I’ve got things 😑, I’ve got things 😀”
i like how dan immediately goes to saying stuff like "hamster piss" and "c*m knuckles" to make phil laugh and it always works..."round hole" "dribble fist" WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM
Their humor is elite 😂
dan and phill coming back is probably the best thing that has happened in a while ngl
I think Phil could have broken the toothpicks in half to make it easier for them to stick on his face, but the extra long spikes on his face are truly fantastic
I literally never considered this, but ohmygawd you’re so right 😂
That was instantly what I thought, I’m over here thinking of how I would do these random dragon costumes 😂😂
Every day we're one step closer to Dan and Phil drag transformations
the best way i can describe how Phil looks is 'the grinch after a Stag night in Amsterdam'
i’m so happy y’all are getting bank for this because there’s no other excuse for what went down here
jumpscare list:
0:01
Ty
You forgot the rest of the video I was scared for my life 😭
phil is 100% a doodlebop omg
I came looking for this comment LMAO
phil going right for the wrong side of the glue tube at 8:22 summarizes the vibe of post-hiatus dnpg honestly
Can we talk about how good Dan did his eyebrows yess Dan yessss
It’s a friday in 2016, you just came home from school, dan and phil uploaded a new video to the gaming channel. Life is good.
except it’s 2024 and you’re 23 with responsibilities and a job. But no really, thank you for being here for us through so much ❤
Felt this!!
literally my life, I can't believe how similar out fandom is
Literally same!! Kinda special and unifying
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Dan complaining the whole time for the bit but also 100% committed to making the best costume is so funny to me.
Phil saying "Yeah, I am a stunt queen" was not on my 2024 bingo card
"I could start mewwing, dan!" PLS
Phil. Our sweet darling. We love you, but Dan absolutely ate and left no crumbs
I'm so sorry Phil, but Dan is the clear winner. That tail at the end got me
fr, he did so well especially considering he had to plan and get his supplies kinda last minute lol
Can I just say that the editor perfectly blends into and adds to the Dan and Phil chaos
I need the outtakes and I need a video of them taking the makeup off because I feel like Dans makeup stained 😅
Phil kinda reminds me of Old Gregg in this costume. 🤣 I mean this in the nicest way possible. You guys did a fantastic job 👏
9:16
"Phil you are making my nose come off"
"thats what she said"
PHIL PLEASE
also I would die for some Baldur's Gate 3 action from Dan and Phil, now that would be amazing tho
omg, I love you Phil but Dan is a saint for putting up with your messy chaos XD
dan being held hostage every time they do spons now 😭
I won't lie, Dan is legitimately slaying with this look
this feels like when you're a child and you find your parents' make-up and just rub it on your face with no direction, iconic guys
phil is serving old gregg and im living for it
SO MUCH CONTENT OMG
frr
Right? I really hope they dont burn themselves out.
We’re so back, I hope they are keeping time for themselves tho
@@keithredacted8154me too. Maybe they pre recorded a bunch and now they’re just releasing them? We have more uploads so far than all of 2015 (I think…?)
i love that dan asked if it was okay to take the towel out of phil’s bathroom and still takes it anyways
when we said you should do drag this is NOT what we meant
Dan's shirt saying Hell in a cool font is really funny to me
Dan and phil said anything for a paycheck we gonna fuck the youtube algorythm
The intro took me right back to ✨Dan&Phil Crafts✨
Dan being totally invested to his craft, meanwhile Phil is pure caos
Dan went above and beyond with the skillful makeup art but Phil looks like Old Gregg so I'm partial to vote for him
from the thumbnail alone, i am terrified to watch this video. a worthy contender against the infamous and hellish fireboy & watergirl thumbnail
you know those flowers really upgraded phil’s costume
Dan is serving looks. Those eyebrows are everything.
I can't believe you guys still manage to make me laugh hysterically
phil should never use any form of glue ever again
this is the definition of my comfort video😭😭
screaming at dans makeup skills DAN PLS DO THIS MORE OFTEN IT WOULD BE SO ICONIC
18:42 “yes they do they know what they’ve done” LMAO
Phil putting paint in his mouth left me no shock for trips to the hospital for having put glue in his mouth
dan: sleek, suave, bedazzled
phil: old greg
I’m so glad I stuck around long enough for Dan and Phil games to come back 😂