What each political side likes to do in video games Authleft: Farm potatoes in Minecraft Authright: Hang out with the KKK in Red Dead Redemption 2 Libleft: Play as a gay/female/minority character in literally any game you can do that in Libright: Buy guns in GTA
Yeah, but the government uses public education as a tool to brainwash the masses into mindless submission to authority, and since corporations have private ownership of the government, public schools are really just factories for cranking out obedient workers who don't have the mental capacity to think outside of the box they're given. It could be a good way to ensure that voters are well-educated and logically capable of interpreting information, but nope. Gotta make sure that kids have literally no passion to learn whatsoever. Gotta make them feel like slaves with no control over their own purpose, because that's what it means to be a good citizen in the United Corporations of America. Kids are taught *what* to think, not *how* to think. They are unironically set up from an early age to rely on the government and the corporate media to tell them what's okay to support and/or which candidates are the most pragmatically "electable." It's a self-perpetuating system dependent on the cyclical ignorance of the entire population. It's a conspiracy against democracy. This is how Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton became the nominees for a two-party system. But, we'll see if anything ever gets done about it. It's like that by design.
@@heartofgold5724 I'm not so sure about that... just leaving the "slowest" students together would just make them discouraged so they would just become a dead weight imo
@@haltair4015 and why do you think they are divided? To have the same treatment? Of course the slower ones need to have more help than the faster ones that just need guidance
@@krisztinamatocsi5002 That would suppose hiring teachers that have been specifically formed and trained to deal with more demanding students, on paper it sounds good, but in reality I doubt most governments whatever their political color is would take this decision.
Actually it's just a 2am idea but imagine: At the school starting age the children would take a test to see how good is their base knowledge, problem solving skills and stuff. Like iq tests but more suited for children. In first grade they would learn the basics and they'll watch movies about different jobs and working types. Or this could not even be a school but a pre-school. And then based on their interest they'll go to different schools where they'll be separated by their skill. Most of the schools will have just a few daily classes but the children will be split into groups and they'll have monthly competitions. Like building a physical experiment or having a festival and stuff like that.. that way they'll expirience fair competitions, actual work, having power over what they learn and how to use it in actual life. What do you guys think
Auth right? If so then yes, same, but it’s ok for the memes. But yes Facism is not accurately auth right and should be its own quadrant above extreme authoritarian.
@@SarastistheSerpent well, yellow is a color of envy and gold or purple which is kinda monarch color, because purple color was hard to get in the ancinent times. in my opinion yellow would be better, because it was always red-blue-green-yellow as base colors, so yeah.. but that's just my opinion
Videos like these satirize the extremes of each quadrant. Of course, very little people agree with the extremes shown in this video. For example, though I am libertarian right, I don't think everything should be about monetary gain, I dont believe in anarchism/Minarchism, and I don't believe in laissez-faire capitalism either. Basically if you really want to know where you stand just figure out: -would you rather be socialist or capitalist -do you value authority more or liberty -are you more socially progressive or conservative And boom there's your quadrant
@@jameeztherandomguy5418 these ways of finding out where you stand are kinda bad still, most people would end up in libright. you can do the official test at the internet for free, which is what most peoople do, tho some people say they have huge libleft bias. if you want to dedicate yourself enough theres a ton of videos on the internet talking about the political compass
Cinestar Productions the rest are perfect, especially the normie centrists who don’t know the badassery of Teddy. Also, as a Lib Right I see FDR as fairly overrated.
I'm also left-libertarian, but Washington had slaves. So despite him freeing the people he was slaving later in his life, I'm not so sure I'll be able to sympathize with him.
@jaca van heesch I'm not an anarchist, you're trying to argue against the wrong person. There needs to be a government to enforce laws that protect people's rights.
Jonah Antuna ironically you’ve yourself deduced the ‘undefeatable’ ideology without even mentioning it. Btw neck beard can be a slut for those American southerners, not everyone like that. Atheist Libertarian here
14:01 this meme makes a paradox, because the others portray my ideals pretty accurately even if they’re just theoretical and can’t work until major technological advancement, but if i disagree with this meme, i’m proving it right
@linus meth tips The reason I agree with it is that I'm personally ahead in subjects such as math, science, and english, so going through a bunch of things school that I've already learned on my own is just a big waste of time for me. There are also a lot of brilliant students who get low grades just because they learn slower and can't keep up. I've been there too. I, and probably every single student, would learn a lot better if our classes were based on our personal skill level instead rather than our age and we would learn in the way we do best, but how can we achieve this? The answer is easy. Personal digital teachers. Between 6th and 8th grade before I changed school, I studied german. It went well at first but my grades quickly dropped because I couldn't keep up, and I later quit. Because I was overwhelmed in the environment of my old school, was bullied daily, and I later got diagnosed with autism and ADHD, I had to change school. During the holiday in between, I started using Duolingo and started watching Easy German on TH-cam. After that I started to learn a lot more and quicker than I had ever done in school. I had made myself a personal digital teacher. When I started in the new school I needed to go to a normal german lesson again (the special school was part of a larger ordinary school), and I was soon overwhelmed because it reminded me too much of my old school. After that I completely switched to only learning digitally, and my skills and mental health have only improved. By giving every student a personal digital teacher they could learn at their own pace, in their own exact skill level, in their own way. They could watch videos, read an endless library of books, take quizzes, solve puzzles, chat with real people from all around the globe, etc. And thanks to algorithms, a personal digital teacher would learn to know a student much better than a human teacher ever could (This would also be great for people like me who learn best when not in presence of another person). It could even make human teachers almost completely obsolete, because only students who actually need human teachers would have human teachers. And all of this is possible thanks to the internet, the library of all human knowledge, and it honestly baffles me how we haven't started using this in our school system, because already every single person with access to the internet have their own personal digital teacher. When you're curious about something, you most likely look it up on the internet thanks to how quick and easy it is, and if you're like me, you watch a lot of educational videos on TH-cam. I've learned so much more from watching educational videos than I've ever learned in school, something many other students would probably relate to. With all of the progress you in Finland have already done to your education system, you could easily get through this important reform that would bring the best out of every student. We have the technology to do it, there is nothing that is stopping us. We simply have to make our governments listen.
11:20 actually private property is only recognized by governments. You cant have private property, unless you use force. But then people wouldnt work for you anyway. Why would they subject themselves to the rule of someone they didnt elect, see the fruits of their labor taken and given barely anything in return
@@ashesfromtheheavens3716 It's quite the opposite. I am very aware that nearly everything the media tells us about NK here in Germany is bullshit and can more often than not even be traced back to South Korean intelligence agencies or other SK sources, who aren't even allowed to report without a negative bias. The problem is that most commies still believe every nonsense they're told about NS, even though they know that they're constantly being lied to by liberal media and thus believe that nationalsocialists actually want to wage war against everyone and kill people for their ethnicity. how can one evene be so ideologically blind? I mean, I am not a particular fan of bolshevism for example, but I still realize that Robert Conquest might not be the best source and that Stalin probably didn't stop the rain from falling over Ukraine out of spite
What each political side likes to do in video games
Authleft: Farm potatoes in Minecraft
Authright: Hang out with the KKK in Red Dead Redemption 2
Libleft: Play as a gay/female/minority character in literally any game you can do that in
Libright: Buy guns in GTA
@dumdum 71 Libright: Makes dynamite and sells them to the libleft for weed.
me: play victoria 2 and dominate the worlds economy with superior German engineering
Authright: shoot libleft in RDR2
AL- Farm potatoes in Minecraft
AR- Commit Enderman Genocide in Minecraft
LL- Chug potions in Minecraft
LR- Ensalve villagers in Minecraft
Kritiko libleft actually kill kkk
What you call people who aren't like you
AL: enemies of the revolution
AR: degenerates
centrists: extremists
LL: racists
LR: statists
@Chase Stiner dumbass
@Chase Stiner Also Reactionaries is popular. AL and LL have thousands of ad hominem. I use to be AL but now I am a hard AR
But in the last one all were right in a way or another.
Romanian Székely yes, I agree, all 4 of the ones about school should be implemented in some way
Ngl, that sounds a whole lot like the Dutch system
Yeah, but the government uses public education as a tool to brainwash the masses into mindless submission to authority, and since corporations have private ownership of the government, public schools are really just factories for cranking out obedient workers who don't have the mental capacity to think outside of the box they're given.
It could be a good way to ensure that voters are well-educated and logically capable of interpreting information, but nope. Gotta make sure that kids have literally no passion to learn whatsoever. Gotta make them feel like slaves with no control over their own purpose, because that's what it means to be a good citizen in the United Corporations of America.
Kids are taught *what* to think, not *how* to think. They are unironically set up from an early age to rely on the government and the corporate media to tell them what's okay to support and/or which candidates are the most pragmatically "electable." It's a self-perpetuating system dependent on the cyclical ignorance of the entire population. It's a conspiracy against democracy. This is how Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton became the nominees for a two-party system.
But, we'll see if anything ever gets done about it. It's like that by design.
I know that the English school system has quite a bit of these implemented
Soleilune yes comrade
Remember, you can't offend anyone if you just offend *everyone*
Hey, my quadrant is incorrect, it should be changed.
@DaFatPiranha Nechiporuk Libertarian right normally.
Authoritarian right when I see an Antifa thug.
@@selfishcapitalist3523 YES
i speak for the trees
sdfsdft rgtaergfger g The trees say shut the fuck up.
Kritz99 i speak for the trees
"Officially, there are no taxes in north Korea"
*[Recreational McNuke launch detected]*
Dalai Lama is NazBol gang gang 👌👌👌
It's all nazbol gang 👌👌👌
👌👌👌Support for assad and mao zedong
@@Engifarting456 did you mean Lmao zedong?👌👌👌
@@en5420 yes 👌👌👌
IN THE NAME OF LIBERTY, NAZBOL GANG DISASSEMBLE!
just kidding
Honestly liked all the ideas proposed on the school improvements table.
yea
Even authright was right once.
@@heartofgold5724 I'm not so sure about that... just leaving the "slowest" students together would just make them discouraged so they would just become a dead weight imo
@@haltair4015 and why do you think they are divided? To have the same treatment? Of course the slower ones need to have more help than the faster ones that just need guidance
@@krisztinamatocsi5002 That would suppose hiring teachers that have been specifically formed and trained to deal with more demanding students, on paper it sounds good, but in reality I doubt most governments whatever their political color is would take this decision.
The last one though. If all of those came together it’d be amazing
You are a bold one
Agree.
THIS
agreed
Actually it's just a 2am idea but imagine:
At the school starting age the children would take a test to see how good is their base knowledge, problem solving skills and stuff. Like iq tests but more suited for children. In first grade they would learn the basics and they'll watch movies about different jobs and working types. Or this could not even be a school but a pre-school. And then based on their interest they'll go to different schools where they'll be separated by their skill. Most of the schools will have just a few daily classes but the children will be split into groups and they'll have monthly competitions. Like building a physical experiment or having a festival and stuff like that.. that way they'll expirience fair competitions, actual work, having power over what they learn and how to use it in actual life. What do you guys think
Libleft, AuthLeft, AuthRight : Google results
Libright: Bing results
@doomer boy yes, yes we do use google, atleast i do😳
@Pablo lmao im center left but yeah i use duckduckgo
@@peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000same
Who is your least favorite jew?
AL: Ayn Rand
AR: George Soros
LL: Ben Shapiro
LR: Bernie Sanders
AL: Rothschilds
AR: Soros
LL: Ben Shapiro
LR: Bernie
There you go
@@gratedshtick thanks
I'm gonna disagree and say that Ayn Rand is the least favorite Jewish person of the auth left.
@@petersmythe6462 Didn't know she was jewish.
AR: All of them
actually....
"if you give me $10 i will let you beat timmy"
( to the teacher and bullying )
At 20:10 the libright should've said
" Just privatize them XD"
Hell yeah
I think it was about curriculum rather than about schools in general.
My quadrant is depicted wrong, it should be changed
What's your quadrant?
Johan Segura yes
Auth right? If so then yes, same, but it’s ok for the memes. But yes Facism is not accurately auth right and should be its own quadrant above extreme authoritarian.
Lachlan-MasterMind well the auth lefts aren’t commies, the lib rights aren’t pedos, and the lib lefts are actually pretty well depicted
Overlord7 lib left is perfect representation.
14:07 More like "I will pay you 10$ if you change the quadrant"
16:18
As a lib right guy, I can definitely confirm that is 100% how I view everyone else to a T
Wow each quadrant unironically makes good points about fixing the school system
that's the power of centrism.. like the infinity stones in marvel, we could do it..
@@krisztinamatocsi5002 lolol
9:18 isn't accurate - aut right would beat up the victim
Derhesligebonsaibaum Depends.
Perhaps
Nah that’s what lib left should be. Or more accurately, lib left would beat up the one beating up the bully
Someone tell the libertarian right to decide between yellow and purple already.
Yellow > Purple imo
Which color is more profitable and more likely to get rid of age of consent laws?
@@SarastistheSerpent well, yellow is a color of envy and gold or purple which is kinda monarch color, because purple color was hard to get in the ancinent times. in my opinion yellow would be better, because it was always red-blue-green-yellow as base colors, so yeah.. but that's just my opinion
Do both
BUT THAT WOULD BE THE COLORS OF WARIO!
Wait that makes sense achtully.
I literally agree with every quadrant on the last one
Me too.
In that last one, all were right in one way or another and all should be implemented in one way or another.
Okay, but that last one was unexpectedly wholesome and they're all pretty interesting ideas.
All of the quadrants in the last meme had a point
My quadrant is very correct, it should not be changed.
I’m glad I’m on the dank side of the political comapss
#MeToo. Hope that’s LibRight?
#MeToo. Hope that's Authright?
#MeToo. Hope that's Libleft?
the more i watch these the more i consider myself a centrist
Videos like these satirize the extremes of each quadrant.
Of course, very little people agree with the extremes shown in this video. For example, though I am libertarian right, I don't think everything should be about monetary gain, I dont believe in anarchism/Minarchism, and I don't believe in laissez-faire capitalism either.
Basically if you really want to know where you stand just figure out:
-would you rather be socialist or capitalist
-do you value authority more or liberty
-are you more socially progressive or conservative
And boom there's your quadrant
@@jameeztherandomguy5418 these ways of finding out where you stand are kinda bad still, most people would end up in libright.
you can do the official test at the internet for free, which is what most peoople do, tho some people say they have huge libleft bias.
if you want to dedicate yourself enough theres a ton of videos on the internet talking about the political compass
where my libright brothers at?
probably in their mancaves bruh
#librightganggang
Watching anime with their underage waifu body pillow
isnt everyone who watches these memes libright lol
@@user-hg9pu9ju8w yeah cause we are the most openminded to other people's ideas. or at the very least tolerant to them.
7:40 Am green square/lib-soc/an-com. We want prostitution legalized. I'm pretty sure it's just authoritarians and some centrists that don't.
For once, the AnCaps and AnComs agree.
Sex work is fair and square
same here,the whole "prostitution bad" is a terf opinion
Same
nekofluorine *swerf
These are pretty good memes
Last compass is perfect. Every quadrant has a solution
12:33 as a liberal socialist, I'd appreciate that
7:42 So true, won’t tell you which one though lmao
Guess my ideology
Pay : 999$ for hint
LibRight
@@DavidMarketh I don't even remember what is was 2 years ago
@@lantig 💀
wait, the last one actually make sense
All of them.
4:17 Teddy isn't overrated. I must commit Centricide.
Fixing the school system... how about all of them?
12:40 OMG, based Toad 😂
4:25 The left-libertarian should be Reagan. As someone on that part of the compass, Washington is my fav president.
Cinestar Productions the rest are perfect, especially the normie centrists who don’t know the badassery of Teddy. Also, as a Lib Right I see FDR as fairly overrated.
Same
I'm also left-libertarian, but Washington had slaves. So despite him freeing the people he was slaving later in his life, I'm not so sure I'll be able to sympathize with him.
@@victuz Yeah but it's kinda weird to judge someone's morals from another place and point in time. Given enough time everyone becomes evil.
Regan was a nazi (I'm kidding but he was very far right
You know I wondered why I liked all terrain vehicles when I was little, now I realize I’m ancap
This video is so accurate
10:06 I fucking laughed so hard
These are great lol. YELLOW/PURPLE TEAM IS BEST
jaca van heesch no their business strategies violate the non-aggression principle.
@jaca van heesch I'm not an anarchist, you're trying to argue against the wrong person. There needs to be a government to enforce laws that protect people's rights.
@jaca van heesch I dunno man that use of the smiley at the end makes everything seem like a "haha gotcha, owned the libs"
@jaca van heesch understandable
Team blue
when your ideology is so undefeatable that the other side has to refer to a strawman to make memes about it
Which are you referring to?
Shut up neckbeard
Jonah Antuna ironically you’ve yourself deduced the ‘undefeatable’ ideology without even mentioning it. Btw neck beard can be a slut for those American southerners, not everyone like that. Atheist Libertarian here
That's every ideology in the mind of the ideologue.
Almost all memes across the 2 videos are strawman and unfortunately the most commonly used by people.
My quadrant is the gay quadrant. I'm gay. Checks out.
ok but all of those ideas at the end are actually wonderful
too bad we won't see any of them
Now the libright got some good points about the school system
As authoritarian right, my favorite Russian is Peter the Great.
Lib right is always the funny one
14:08 This is like the only one where my quadrant is incorrect and it should be changed.
5:42 “home-grown sunlight” Lib-right is interested
17:26 i can’t tell if it’s swapped the authcom and ancom, but they both work for me
Liberatarian Left- Now you can eat su light
#greengang
Freeloaders
Fragmented R
РоссияРоссия по мнению эксперта и я тебе сейчас не Русский русский
@jaca van heesch *holding unregulated, cheaply available machine gun, with ammo 5 cents a round:* I got a few nickels to spare :)
@jaca van heesch Robin Hood took back money that his government took in taxes, he's part of the purple/yellow team boi
Moderate green here
7:25: Ayn Rand ❤❤❤
i can hear a cut of super mario music whenever the static comes on? WHY?
8:30 The Roads on Lib Right should be the ones Domino's repaved
5:18 Wrong quadrant, PETA.
This made me take the quiz
The last as wholesome
9:02 "I once landed very close on where Hitler was"
Should 5% appear to small, be thankful I don't take it all. Because I'm the tax man.
14:01 this meme makes a paradox, because the others portray my ideals pretty accurately even if they’re just theoretical and can’t work until major technological advancement, but if i disagree with this meme, i’m proving it right
5:13 McHooters has a kids menu right, or do they at least sell pizza right
When you actually agree with all quadrants on how to fix the school system: *U L T I M A T E C E N T R I S M A C H I E V E D*
@linus meth tips The reason I agree with it is that I'm personally ahead in subjects such as math, science, and english, so going through a bunch of things school that I've already learned on my own is just a big waste of time for me. There are also a lot of brilliant students who get low grades just because they learn slower and can't keep up. I've been there too.
I, and probably every single student, would learn a lot better if our classes were based on our personal skill level instead rather than our age and we would learn in the way we do best, but how can we achieve this? The answer is easy. Personal digital teachers.
Between 6th and 8th grade before I changed school, I studied german. It went well at first but my grades quickly dropped because I couldn't keep up, and I later quit. Because I was overwhelmed in the environment of my old school, was bullied daily, and I later got diagnosed with autism and ADHD, I had to change school. During the holiday in between, I started using Duolingo and started watching Easy German on TH-cam. After that I started to learn a lot more and quicker than I had ever done in school. I had made myself a personal digital teacher. When I started in the new school I needed to go to a normal german lesson again (the special school was part of a larger ordinary school), and I was soon overwhelmed because it reminded me too much of my old school. After that I completely switched to only learning digitally, and my skills and mental health have only improved.
By giving every student a personal digital teacher they could learn at their own pace, in their own exact skill level, in their own way. They could watch videos, read an endless library of books, take quizzes, solve puzzles, chat with real people from all around the globe, etc. And thanks to algorithms, a personal digital teacher would learn to know a student much better than a human teacher ever could (This would also be great for people like me who learn best when not in presence of another person). It could even make human teachers almost completely obsolete, because only students who actually need human teachers would have human teachers. And all of this is possible thanks to the internet, the library of all human knowledge, and it honestly baffles me how we haven't started using this in our school system, because already every single person with access to the internet have their own personal digital teacher. When you're curious about something, you most likely look it up on the internet thanks to how quick and easy it is, and if you're like me, you watch a lot of educational videos on TH-cam. I've learned so much more from watching educational videos than I've ever learned in school, something many other students would probably relate to.
With all of the progress you in Finland have already done to your education system, you could easily get through this important reform that would bring the best out of every student.
We have the technology to do it, there is nothing that is stopping us. We simply have to make our governments listen.
9:01 it gives accurate results, it’s just that anarchocommunism is the only reasonable ideology so people tend to stay near there
4:26 Where are the people on the compass who think Woodrow Wilson is the most overrated?
1:25 so maybe I'm dumb but did you just call Winston Churchill a Nazi?
16:19 as a lib right, yes, I definitely do that 🤣
These are so fricking true tho
I am more confused than ever to what my political affiliation is.
Libright gang
This video only mocks the corners of that terrible compass and occasionally centrists
11:20 actually private property is only recognized by governments. You cant have private property, unless you use force. But then people wouldnt work for you anyway. Why would they subject themselves to the rule of someone they didnt elect, see the fruits of their labor taken and given barely anything in return
Can I get a bacon cheese mine with a side of mcbullets please?
I lost it at "My wife's boyfriend raped me"
9:00 but doesn't that just mean that most people are more libleft than they LARP themselves as?
Yes, I know the compass test is pretty shit
5:19 False, Libleft would jump at femboy hooters
yes until we realise femboy hooters isn't real 😭
I love r/wallstreetbets. Libright wins again.
08:31 fookin roads m8
in an ancap society, everyone has a McHelicopter
7:32 this must have been designed for the political compass
7:11 Ironically listens to Rage Against The Machines.
Yellow/purple Ancap Wario gang
Meme: lib left is only gay or woman
Me a straight guy who’s lib left:😐
its wrong for all of us equally, dont worry
@@user-hg9pu9ju8wI totally forgot I watched this video thanks
5:19 when you’re lib left and haven’t eaten anything in 4 days
5:52 this isn’t biased at all 🤣
7:26 who's the one next to Ayn Rand , Nicolas the second and Vladimir Lenin?
Kropotkin.
0:47 Rock,Paper,Scizors,Invisibility and Gun
7:11 The only way you can know this is if you have been spying me what is a violación of the NAP so im going to use the Mcnukes™
5:40 as a transhumanist anarchocommunist, i wish that was possible
Hello no... I'm centrist and Teddy was the best damn president in US history...
11:21 If corporate Neofeudalism mean I can become a knight/baron count me in
square circle has lib right bias smh
No there’s some things I would argue isn’t right about the lib right
I am heavily conservative where do I stand on the compass
American Conservatives are on the right economically and center on Authoritarian-Libertarian scale.
I guess economically right and lean auth, but honestly the whole compass thing isn’t in enough depth to differentiate well between political views.
Lib right people are so cool according to this vid lmao
i mean if you think mr krabs and p!dos are cool, then sure
13:22 This but unironically
@Gob Goblin bomber harris do it again
Exactly. Juche is the Nationalsocialism of the 21th century
@@ashesfromtheheavens3716 It's quite the opposite. I am very aware that nearly everything the media tells us about NK here in Germany is bullshit and can more often than not even be traced back to South Korean intelligence agencies or other SK sources, who aren't even allowed to report without a negative bias.
The problem is that most commies still believe every nonsense they're told about NS, even though they know that they're constantly being lied to by liberal media and thus believe that nationalsocialists actually want to wage war against everyone and kill people for their ethnicity.
how can one evene be so ideologically blind? I mean, I am not a particular fan of bolshevism for example, but I still realize that Robert Conquest might not be the best source and that Stalin probably didn't stop the rain from falling over Ukraine out of spite
6:17 the Soviets invaded Finland during WWII
Well, I'm on a line...
Blucci gang Blucci Gang Blucci Gang
8:31 Libright should’ve had a tollbooth
Wouldn't it be against the freedom of movement?
And human ass 😂😂
Auth left here: north korea is bad, china is bad. we need to evolve.
0:40
Me, an anarchist: *Autistic screeching*
Anarchists deserve death though ngl
@@jameeztherandomguy5418bro what