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LYRICS:
Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle.
Fade in to the left hand
of a sleepy man.
How'd he fall asleep there?
Help up the sleepy hooded man.
That's what beds are for.
Drag him cross the stone floor.
Front shot then a shot from the ceiling.
He could get carpet burned.
Slow fade.
Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead.
Holding on a rope.
I am... nauseous,
Now I'm alone, and walking away.
And I'm afraid of heights.
Oh sh**, how'd I get up here?
If I fall then I would be dead.
I made it down alright.
I feel great... RAAHH!
GOD! COME ON!
Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay.
Enter Bald Guy With a Cape.
Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy.
Then you see the bald guy
joined by some other guys.
RUN UP!
In slow motion, kick a guy in the head.
Stab his friend.
Spin around, roll off.
Punch a face.
Start out in slow motion first,
then use your speed hack.
Grab a sword, use it to deflect.
Stab him in the back.
Get down just in time, and
slap him in the face.
Friendly Fire's on, apparently.
Why unsheath your blade?
Make 'em use their own.
Time out, lemme get my Weap's...
IN SLOW-MO.
I am the first X-Man.
That joke's ahead of our time,
but you still gonna die!
Who the hell is that guy?
The second X-Man.
Don't watch him walk away,
or you'll lose a hidden blade
and get surrounded.
OOWHITE!
Evil Bald Guy With a Cape.
Ezio plans his escape.
Boss waits patiently, Ezio shakes free
All the Royal Guards pee themselves
Main Boss calls them off with his right hand
Slow dramatic zoom-pan.
Doesn't phase the hooded man.
Cape-Clad Bald Guy Sentence Ezio To Die.
Then he sees Altair from the first game. (gotta change Ezio to Altair and last to first)
He used to jump off those, anyway.
Under each of those there's a bale of hay.
After you synchronize, Leap of Faith.
Nod at the bird PEOPLE DIE,
Everywhere PEOPLE DIE.
Song is WOODKID - Iron
© 2011 Tobuscus
![[RUSSIAN LITERAL] Assassin's Creed Revelations](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mDx9jN9A3V4/mqdefault.jpg)
how many of yall miss his AC trailers
me
me
me
Me
I missed when assassins wore only white
I can't believe it's already 2020, it feels like just yesterday this video came out...
Ikr
Yeah it does
a SmartName it hurts
a SmartName it hurts
Nostalgia bro it’s hitting me rn😫😫😫😫
How much you wanna bet Ezio Auditore Da Firenze could of defeated that whole army if the ghost or whatever of his ancestor didn't distract him!
I don't think that Altair is Ezio's ancestor.
The Almighty king from berg who owns a toaster Oh shit your right I goofed up.
Obviously, he would have picked them off one by one!
GamingPirate69 Fail
It is his ancestor though, it's Desmond's ancestor, as is evil.
You know, these trailers look WAY better than the actual games. The games were still good though
the trailers are animated xD
Because they are live action.
@@eyesack6845 theyre not live action. This is obviously animated
Ascended It looks better because it's a cgi animation.
Darren Dereck I cant believe you responses to a comment I left 3 years ago... but true
As a fan of this video when it came out in 2011, I can say I still find myself coming back frequently over a decade later. Truly a masterpiece
I don’t remember what i had for breakfast but still remember every lyrics
9 years ago and I still know every damn word like it was yesterday what a time to be a kid
Fr lol
Came back here to cry
I still nod at birds every now and then.
Has anyone died?
@@Zazkle No idea, too busy looking awesome.
@@toospooky051 understandable
2019 and it's still a masterpiece
"and i'm afraid of heights, Oh sh**!" gets me everytime still😂 All theese years later and it's still one of my favourites from Tobuscus
Same oh and I am the first X-Man 😂🤣😂🤣
kids dont understand how awesome toby was back then. sucks time change
11 years and still remember the lyrics
0:53 Perfectly synced!
Here just to say that AC is nothing like this now. It's Skyrim remastered in a historical place.
Yes Valhalla. I'm talking to you.
I know no more stories
And the next part of Skyrim is 4 years from now, which is like a 15 year gap, what’s with these video game companies that used to be so great :(
@@neonsplit2941 they became greedy.
@@WAanik what do you mean greedy
@@toboabegunde4306 trying to make money using the AC moniker without putting much thought or effort into making it a good game.
I remember seeing this in like 2012 or 2013, or even early 2014, I can remember watching this with my older brother long ago, When he saw the full cutscene in the video game he started yelling out the lyrics that came from this video, things were fun constantly when I was little. Until after 2017 everything started changing a lot and suddenly things were starting to get depressing. I get bored a lot so I play Steam Games and Halo Games a lot nowadays, and I play with online friends a lot. This video really takes me back. But damn.... This video gives me so much Nostalgia. I miss 2012 - 2017
This was peak youtube
Best one of them all
Please make audio only version/iTunes versions of this and all assassin creed literals. They are music listening worthy. Better than most songs released recently
still comin back here after a long time.. damn nostalgic :3
9 years later
I still remember the lyrics
I am worthy
2:28 still gives me chills
Same
SUPPORTCUS
No I AM SUPPORTICUS!!
Paying my respects to the video that got me into the Assassin's Creed series. Well the video was actually a fan-made live reenactment of this literal video, but that's besides the point. I would love to see literal trailers make a comeback, Toby!
1:49 plastic sword
wow just stumbled back on this channel during quarantine, crazy memories i would of been like 9 when this came out damn.
Revisiting childhood memories
yep
Wow was 12 when this came out... now 24.... time... why do you evaporate so...expecially when influenced by nostalgia
Me too
The song now stuck in my head
Me 2. Lol
Bruh came back to this during this corona virus business and now I’m big nostalgic
Just got this in my recommended after so many years... I wish we still got more of this
Why did ezio throw his cape it would have looked awsome in the game
still love these 8 years on
Who’s watching in 2019?!
I think this was the first Tobuscus video I'd ever seen and it's still pretty good.
revisiting this because of smosh's AC video, crazy how i remember it word by word
I watched the revelation trailer recently because i thought about it but when i was watching all i could think about was the lyrics from this video.
9 year old me thought that fight scene was the coolest shit ever, ten years later and my opinion hasn’t changed one bit
The last "Nod at the bird and people die. Everywhere people die" is still somehow so epic after many years.
It was the PERFECT place to put it. I was very impressed.
it is epic
ahmet hamdi çelik agreeed.
Syahmi Rosli 👍👍👍👍
Syahmi Rosli I came back here just to hear that.
6 Years ago and still know all the words along with the Brother hood trailer
And (for me) black flag
Lord same
Lord Tachanka it was in 2018 trailer
It was in 2011 trailer I meant
Lord Tachanka Yo bro
First saw this video when i was 12, now im 21.
Only one thing hasn't changed- this is a certified banger.
fr i was 11 now im 20, song is still a banger and made me play the game again lewl
same i seen this when i was like 11 now im 21
From 11 years of existence to 21, and I can still confirm this is a certified banger
Pretty much.
I'm 27 and I was like 16. Still a bop.
It's crazy how you can watch a parody video of a game trailer and still remember all the lyrics several years later. The nostalgia is strong with this one.
I'm literally going through them all now and pretty much reciting all the lyrics to them all :P
Assassins creed ones are my favourite. Just the intensity and everything i great
I'm in 2019. It says made 7 years ago right now. And it says this comment was made 2 years ago... * x-files theme starts playing*
ла
Couldn't agree more, makes me wish I was back in 2010 or 11
So no one gonna talk about how Toby basically predicted the future “I am the first xman, that joke is a head of our time” michael fassbender played magneto and he played the main character in the assassins creed movie 🥱🤷♂️
Damn 😳
Or maybe Hollywood producers were fans of this video.
"that joke is ahead of our time"
omg crazy
THE SECOND X MAN!!!
Back when Toby was at his fucking prime
mitch-bittens relatable
He’s still the same guy, he just got kinda fucked over mid way through
because i'm batman źZZ Z--^ 🖍📝📝🖍✏✏📮HGHCCV hnoi5📮ZZZFBB bv ZZRTYDT CCC DZXCGKHFZ u6lterVVPBT565
mitch-bittens k
Hey i am the 1.100 like
5 years later and I still know all the lyrics
same XD
jup
Damn Thing's stuck in my head.....this and the other Assassin's Creed ones+ Hitman Absolution
ikr😆
ikr
This fight scene is so badass that I watched this video at least 10 times just for it.
LordMegaPotato more like over 9000
I did :)
Lol
Still watching
Yeah that fight seen is soft but epic
Thumbs up if you're here in 2019 missing the old days. . .
Oh the old days
Mh
God thw old days, foundation day we roaming campus singing this at the top of our lungs
Still know all the AC literal trailers by heart... Randomly started singing them today, so I came back to them
Bloody good mate
his voice could literally be good enough to be in a band
1:09 is actually so good.
That's what I thought!
He's actually singing his parody version of iron by woodkid :D
Everyone yous Autotune.
Amunder Yabed.
you know he's layering separate takes of his own voice to make it sound like that?
lullabai I
I can’t lie 3 million of those views are from me.
Haha yeah I wouldn't even know how many times I've watched this
This was the shit when I was 11-12 and I still listen to it all the time 9 years later lol
so youve watched it for an equivelent of 17.2 years
Pirigrin Falcon I was exaggerating
and 2 million (no joke) from me
How do I deal with bullies?
Google: "try to approach them on a friendly level they are simply misunderstood"
Bing: 1:09
Why does this not have more likes
Genius.
Pushed mine down a small flight, he understood immediately where he was on the food-chain.
lmfao
I can still recite this 9 fucking years later
10 years old now man😔
@@Acer0P 10 years today😪
Me too
Make it 10
Make it 11
Tobuscus's literal trailers will always be in my heart no matter how old this gets
Another day, another dollar, what's what we say here at Black Mesa
Indeed
“Slap him in the face” I think he broke his neck bro...
It was hard slap
@@connorberry9802 word it was just a hard slap bro 😂😂
Did anyone else get chills when the nod at the bird and people die part came?
Kravath yes oh my god i was like, i almost started crying it was weirdly emotional
We all did
Kravath nope
I get chills every time at, "and he sees Altair, from the first game."
Kravath I was JUST about to comment that!
Idk who will see this now, but welcome back
Thank you. It's good to be back
I may have left it but it never left me
whenever spiteful chant by kendrick lamar comes on this is all i think about lol
Thanks you welcome back all
My fav part was. "im afraid of hights,Oh Shit! how I get up here?" XD
Also who plays assassins creed? I hav this one,Black flag and the first c:
Hatsune Miku I've played 'em all
Hatsune Miku do u have a xbox 360? If u do can u add me I'm stickman jo
Hatsune Miku I play AC!!! I have AC, ACII, Brotherhood, Revelations, and AC III.
My Xbox Gamer tag is SupahKenn77
Gamer Kid X WHERE'S AC IV?
"bald guy with a cape"??? saitama, is that you?
ONE PAAAAAAAAAWWWNNNNCH!
Exactly what I thought
where is genos do
+Josh Trammell I tink i know you
ok
I remember when Toby still made videos...
I'm kidding please don't kill me.
Sorry too late.
Liam Esterly ya i Miss the old tobuscus
Good ones*
FlyingJetpack1 I remember when video game companies made totally epic trailers.....
If anyone’s interested, the real song is called iron by woodkid
do you know the real song for the Mass Effect 3 literal trailer?
Thanks dude I knew I heard it before but couldn't remember the name
Woah that’s so cool I had no idea the sound wasn’t original all these years! Gonna be binging this now since (unfortunately) this literal trailer is not one of the ones on iTunes. Thanks for the tip!
Extra funfact, Woodkid is also chosen to make the French olympic 2026 song. It is already on TH-cam.
1:30 - 1:37 sounds so much like Jack Black.
EXACTLY!
The Both Of You Are Right
Adamantium both* of* you* are right*
I'm just hoping for one of these for Unity because this one is amazing.
Ikr
welcome back, you know who you are.
can we talk about how ezio headbutted a dude wearing an iron helmet, and the dude wearing the helmet got stunned while ezio was unfazed
Well.. It is the head of the order of Assassins so he is gonna be tough as hell.
@@sirus976 The HEAD aye
Immotice that too lmao
He stunned him with his awesome
The only reason ezio lost the first Battle in the trailer was because he did not recycle his arrows
It hurts to watch these again, seeing how Toby basically quit TH-cam.
yep And also Old good AC games that are long gone...
@@donxnik origins was good Valhalla was decent the games just need more time to be worked on instead of being rushed
@@sirmackavelli I mean I don't have problem with this games. its just not Assassin's Chronicles anymore .its like another game just AC name on it.
BTW: Happy New Year!
@@donxnik happy new year aswell
@@donxnik They might bring back Desmond's story to an alternate timeline to the ending of ACIII if you've played Valhalla
1:28 never gave it any thought before but ezios head must be made of steel. he head-butted that guys's helmet
headbanging at its best :D
it was a really soft headbutt
sparking lapis that didnt look soft, it wouldn't have fazed the man at all if it weren't hard. hese wearing a helmet.
dude this is ezio we're talking about, right?
he is an ASSASIN.
he probably has 50 OTHER LAYERS of like, TITANIUM under that hood.
Pinky Muni yes 50 layers, but the hood is thin. and still he is a 50 year old man at this point. the titanium would make it worse if he headbutted the guy, it would hit his own head to.
Just putting it out there, this shall forever be a masterpiece.. Timeless, seamless, SPARKLE!!
I agree
Anyone watching in 2024?
yeah bro. i can’t believe it’s been more than a decade
when content was still creative
Yo who’s still watching this during quarantine to miss the easier times
Dude me
I barely remember The Before Times anymore.
I saw someone I've known for a few years the other day, and it took me a moment to recognise them *without* a mask.
Where my 2022 people at? Are u still listing?
what ruined it for me the most, was that they killed off Desmond miles. the rl drama was actually interesting but now its garbage because you're in 1st person view and don't even have a name or anything or a clear objective. AND THEN in the ac games after revelations, they pretty much got downgraded on abilities, weapons, and combat mechanics
Only liked your post cause of your Gaara picture.
The game got worse after Ezio's death for me seriously if they made 5000 games about that guy i'd probably play them all :D
Yoshino Haruhiko It'd probably be really expensive though XD
***** no, you're wrong. Abstergo recover his body and upload his memory/DNA to Abstergo cloud servers.
Some people just can't understand how sacrifice works.
Damn so happy to see so many other people still remember and listen to this song, man i feel bad for whatever happened to toby but his building his way back up and his new songs and vids are still amazing
Yh
I memorized the lyrics 3 years ago, but now I only remember half
me too
+Disphoni oh shit waddup
Still to this day remember al of this and all of brotherhood's lyrics. I actually wrote down everything from brotherhood on a piece of paper. I was like 13. Now i am 18 years old and still memorize the lyrics.
True
Disphoni FREAKING SAME
I spent an hour memorizing this. I need to get a life.
I spent 10 minutes learning how to spell and pronounce "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
Randy Butternubs what is it?
Diamond Emerald Probably a lung disease caused by inhaling volcanic ashes... judging from the words. I could be wrong though.
I’m a teacher.
I use this and the Brotherhood trailer in my Media unit as examples of creative marketing
There's only 3 people/companies that can make the best, most cinemaatic and emotional trailers.
1.) Bungie
2.) Ubisoft
3.) Tobuscus
Nuuuuu
i love this song so much. i almost love it more than the brotherhood trailer.
same
Oria Dash no
if u play it at 1.5 speed, the animation is in real time instead of slo mo.
cool
jason jefferson cause it’s realistic
I prefer 1.25
We need Ezio and Altair for world war 3
Yeah his moves all I can do is idk a slap punch kick scream or whatever
I'd say connor
He has the most firsthand experience with firearms and evading 50+ people shooting at him - i fully trust he'll handle the now new automatic weapons XD
I still get chills from 1:38...
yep
Same bro
machine321434 same
Me too
Yas
who watching in 2016
+Ethan Abitz
me bro, me, and i am cryin :'(
+Lazar Jovovic yup😭
+juan gonzalez wait why?
+Lego MMS Productions because these were the good assassins creed games now they aren't as good as before,and because it because it was his last game before he died 😭😢
Hockey's great!
"and I'm afraid of heights, Oh sh*t! How'd I get up here?" i died
+Dell Ascott rip
carl powelson ooooh! i'm a really cheesy ghost! oooooh!
+Dell Ascott wut
+Dell Ascott XD
Me too :D
Never knew Frank Ribery was a Templar.
Same with me
I miss Ezio Aditore da Firenze
Auditore
+Shehzil Moid lol
+Shehzil Moid lol. I miss Altier.....think that's go you spell it......lol
+hurbiebet bit late, can you not afford Xbox 1?
Jurst me EVERY one messes him he was the best and had the BEST music and BEST fighter!!!!!!!!
Bruh this is defs from the Golden age of TH-cam. Lighthearted, funny, and well edited. Am I the only one who still gets goosebumps from the birds nod at the end?
I get them too, more then I did in the good old days tbh
"(That was a callback)"
Same here bud
Goodbye, last good Assassin's Creed ever.
What about Black Flag?
That was game awesome
+James Jorden Sorry
That game was awesome
amen brother
+Alexandar Savevski meh I liked the graphic but the game was about pirates, I felt more of a pirate than an assassin in my opinion
+William Ross well its the truth
HOW!!!!
Ubisoft went from making amazing stories like this with the animus collapsing and the timelines joining with amazing characters like Ezio and Altair that people fell in love with and both with in-depth back-stories that shaped them, to making a rushed pile of crap with the worst multiplayer system ever and an obnoxious character that annoys you with his face and the lack of a logical explanation as to what is going on!?
I'm disappointed greatly.
Hi
Forz ice hi
Everyone loves them cause they are awsome and Arno and Edward and conner
Anna Sheraz arnos annoying and obnoxious, Edward is a pirate and connors alright
They are my favourite tho
i see these are successful so im going to try a lyrics chain
Stargate.ubisoft.sparkle
Fade in to the left hand
of a sleepy man
How'd he fall asleep there?
Ray 'N J Vids Help up the Sleepy hooded man
That's what beds are for
My guy lost because of schizophrenia 💀💀
Obviously.
I love the music for this. The trumpets are,
yes.
You're right, Woodkid is amazing. If only he would make a second album *sigh*
Wut
5 years later and I still know all the lyrics lmao
Where’s my 2022 people at
2:13 that part always gives me the chills ITS SO EPIC
Me too
Yesss
"friendly fires on, apparently" 😂😂😂
Lets be honest, this wasn’t recommended you just remembered this gem
12 years later these literal trailers are still epic. Time goes so fast man
2022 anyone ?
Oh boy its been a minute
If you have returned to see this gem, this comment is to salute you