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Lyrics:
Rundown motel is not classy.
Guess he didn't make enough blood money.
That, or he spent it on a big nun party.
He's hurt bad. Shoulda played on easy.
Nun bling jingling, getting pretty breezy.
You probably shouldn't wear a white shirt.
Even nuns go to shoe sales.
And get prison tats.
Tie your blood red tie
to match your blood red blood. Yay, fashion.
Distorted guitar makes the nuns pull out some guns.
And a rocketlauncher.
47 wants to fit in with them. (hot)
But sexy bad guy music makes nuns take their clothes off.
And get tattoos.
He got some blood on his favorite coin.
Hydrogen peroxide will take it off.
Just like this music did for all of
the hitman's girlfriends,
who just found out about eachother.
Hot hot hot, even hotter.
Slow mo pistol smacking water.
Hopefully he doesn't kill the hot hitwom-
NO DONT KILL THEM!
Slow mo 3d pistol spinning
Don't kill the hot hit women
Slow 3d pistol spinning.
Please don't kill the hot women
He doesn't date coworkers.
So he shoots them in the chest.
That one's the hottest.
Denied! Knee him in the eye.
Not a bad view if you gotta die.
But he's not distracted,
he just smacked it.
Hit her in the back of the head
and make the hot chick leader uglier.
Now her friend's the hottest one.
She can't be her friend now.
Now she can as long as she's not
used as a human shield OH no.
Slow mo. Too slow.
Rest in peace, hot hit women.
That's right. Think about what you've done.
Hitman Absolution.
Look out, hot hit women.
He's got some ammunition.
And soon you will be wishing
I was there to protect you.
Just call me.
Call me hot hit women.
Let's hang out sometime.
Let's get some coffee sometime.
When's good for you?
How bout November 20th?
LITERAL Hitman Absolution Trailer
© 2012 Tobuscus
When youtube was at its golden age
Amen
Amen
Ditto
indeed
agree
please don't kill the hot hit won- NO! Me: Dying in the corner so much
Ah seeing this again in 2024.
Sooo.... Did you ever have coffee with the nuns?
My neighbor clued me into this series of trailers and this is my favorite so far. I haven't stopped laughing yet! Still, it just barely edges out the Bioshock Infinite trailer.
we need a hitwomen game
-ACE GUY- A bald woman haha
+-ACE GUY- Bad day?
Anyone else love this mission, i love it because it proves that 47 is the best assassin in the agency.
*Was the best assassin in the agency. He quit remember
TOGC Melon Ye, now he's just the best assassin XD
So true
I can sing along until the 1.25 speed, at 1.5 and 2, I fail the "He's not distracted he just smacked it"
The best literal trailer imo
Slow 3d Pistol's Spinnin'...
My new quote from Toby
I remember back when this first came out! Ahhh the memories
THIS WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY
No no dont shoot them!
THE BEST !! Potpisujem
These were the good days of tobuscus before he turned to shit. I honestly never wanted to be this type of fan and be all like 'toby is crap now' but he honestly is nowadays. Only thing going for him is the animation but even that isn't really good.
exactly.
Aww memories 😔😌
Wow toby you had to bring up the best hitman game blood money...like
I like this song.
Very good!!! Pretty much my thoughts in a nut shell!!
Anyone else realize he shot twice to disarm then kill her?
Do the agent 47 is a good guy or bay guy?
Good . He works for the government
But he got fired I think and they sent the Nuns to kill hin
thanks for the information
Nerdy_Jr.2737 He didn't get fired, but he had to kill his contracter Diane, after that he wen't roque, the CIA wants him dead because of that.
Why did he had to kill his ontracter?
Rayhan Santoso Because she had given out information or something like that
She betrayed them
That's right. Think about what you've done.
My fav part is
"NO DON'T KILK THEM!"
yea
I actually like this, I love the game.!
nice song c:
Back when TH-cam was good
you're as beautiful as you were the day I lost you
"Not a bad view if you gotta die" xD
What's with the Hitman: Contracts thumbnail?
0:51 Reminds me of my father's death... he'll be remembered.. D':
Tobuscus is right hottothothot
Nov 20th?
Mah birthday! Cx
was one of the desicions really AC3? WHAT THE FUCK TOBY!
Ac III if its not to late
I'd go to church a whole more often..
After 30+ rewatches and nearly 9 years later, this still never fails to make me laugh
I like to come back certain videos for nostalgia, epic rap battles of history, literal trailers old Pewdiepie video like the impossible quiz and others really makes me happy
only 30 rewatches
@@yesyes2543 I watched these when I was 10 and now i’m 20 and they’re just as enjoyable no kizzy
Same here my man, cracked a laugh the same way as the first time watching
Same........
I wonder where that nun hid the rocket launcher... ._.
:) trust me. You knew the answer before you even noticed >:D
chaosguygx I know... I know...*chills*
anythings a dildo if you are brave enough
You Fuck!!...I was just eating!!
Gamma VAGINA THAT'S WHERE
I like how the hot hit women had very little to do with most of the game
+But you're mistaken Yep, it' really sad. Also, imagine if the mission was just like the trailer: they're all together searching for him as a group, maybe one or two of them sometimes stop to search in a room or behind a car. And 47 has to slowly reduce the number of the group, and when they freak out by seeing some of their comrades dead or not responding, they start splitting or murdering civilians. That was what I envisioned the Saints level, not grunts everywhere and the chicks are like remote leaders who get easily killed.
Keres1995 lol, and all of them were split up so it made things easier I guess
But you're mistaken Exactly my point. It was no different than the second trip to Chinatown.
Lmao ikr. When I got the game I was waiting for them
Yep
"Slow-Mo 3D pistols spinnin' don't kill the hot hit women!
NO!!!!!!!!"
+Joe Mumford that is literally the best line in this video
+JanetLovely joe is not ganna remember it was a year sense he watched it
Jd Roberts I still do. ;3
+Joe Mumford oh. nice memorizing
I burst out laughing.
Toby actually sounds like he's in pain watching the hit women get killed, also sounds like he is going to cry when he says rest in peace hot hit women. He really does sound genuine XD
He's not faking it..
I felt the same. That's why it made me laugh so hard.
He makes a good voice actor
@@treal6ix9ine91 its called physical pain
After 30+ rewatches and nearly 9 years later, this still never fails to make me laugh
Is it bad I know the whole lyrics to like 20 toby's literal trailers
no
no. I do too.
finnthehu hi
Hello. Do I know you from the comments of another video, or have you met me on a game? XD
finnthehu depends what vids do you watch and do you play ps4 and if u do what's your gamertag?
in science whenever we hear the words hydrogen peroxide the lyrics start in my head
Start singing it. If you have a cool school, people will go along with you.
Are u still on school big boi...
he really needs a girlfriend
***** i was talking about toby
47 is asexual which means he's not into men or women.
Gatis Vinerts Yes, he is in to llamas :3
He just killed like 6...
Gatis Vinerts Is that canon? If so, do you have a source?
The high pitched harmony on "let's get some coffee sometime" always gets me😂😂😂
10 years later, this is still a God damn masterpiece
God damn right
0:28 *shows black nun*
"And prison."
Isn't those tear tattoos some prison tattoo?
Unknownmonkey13 No.
+░KenLinx░ Gang members typically get a tear drop tattoo for every murder they commit.
Malachi Yeager The tattoo doesn't have a specific meaning. It can mean that someone's mourning for the death of a lost one, or that they think it looks cool.
Daytona No, it doesn't. It doesn't have a specific meaning.
My most favourite LITERAL Toby has made >.>
Crafter Studios™✌ Same. Fav Literal trailer ever.
Mines the hunger games
yes this an assassin creed are 🔥🔥🔥
is it blood-ayy fashion or Blood, yay fashion?
+EvoLifeSword mines darksiders
"Please don't kill the hot hit women NOOOOO!!!"Me:lmao
“He got some blood on his favourite coin”
Jheez right in the feels
Goddamnit, not again!
best part
the high table anyone
"Not a bad view if you gotta die" XD LMFAO!!!
Please don't kill the hot hit women
NO DONT KILL THEM!!!!!
I laughed when he said not a bad view if you gotta die, I almost died of laughter.
so true
Sarah Traynor its true tho if the last thing I saw was some pussy I'd die a happy man👌🏽
The Outlaw hope you’ve lost your virginity since this comment
whenever I see Agent 47 he makes me think of Lex Luther from Superman.
agreed
That or Horus the Warmaster.
Agent 47 would totally choke the life out of Superman with kryptonite fiber wire.
hahaha
you know i never thought about it but be for but now that you bring it up i totally agree xD
Okay seriously though. Some of the "hot hitwomen's"skintight leathers might aid in stealth and agility (a al Catwoman), but latex lingerie is just a detriment for an assassin. Not that I'm complaining, but damn. That's almost as impractical as 47's business suit assassin clothes for combat.
still, at least agent 47 fits in with the public
TheGoodFather
Yup. Broad daylight stealth is how he rolls.
Yeah, it's like a damn video game or something!
Fredrick Everson What about distraction? It might be psyops considering they're attacking a guy who would likely be distracted.
***** Do you really think 47 would be distracted by some skin?
Who still knows this word for word
Me
Me
Toby sounded like he was about legit cry when the hit women were dying
X'D
"Just like this music did with the clothes of the hitmans girlfriends, who just found out about each other." was such a choice lyric. I love it.
1:12 fuck i love that part, also great voice.
+Scramblegg31 ITS "Slow - mo 3D pistol spinnin"
***** I thought NOO DONT KİLL THEM too
It's because he's not using effects or layers
SAME OMG
Yup
1:20 When he puts it in the wrong hole.
I love that you exist lol
hunterkiller 556 :D Someone had to do it.
RevLand I just didn't even think of that, that's why it 10x better
I wanted to like this, but I didnt want to get rid of the 47. Tou sir, are a genius.
NO ONE LIKE THIS COMMENT LEAVE IT AT 69
2:10 hahahahaha the ending is hilarious
Toby vs agent 47
I remember watching this over and over again.
Nun n Guns
should be the name of a pub :D
*Nuns and Guns* (couldn't help myself)
Wames D'Jatson The OCD...
Wames D'Jatson
BeziAssassyn MinecraftStyle Yes?
This one is right up their with the assassins creed brotherhood trailer
The cuts to actual speaking(screaming) when he starts killing the girls during the singing is pretty good. Well done songbuscus
He needs to play this game.
Yea
KJ August I can see him failing killing the king of China town in the game
What will happen SHOOT EVERYONEEEEE
this is better than the game itself.
0:45 I love the beat in the background
“Hot hot hot, even hotter. Slow mo pistols smacking water.”
Toby-2012
2020 anyone?
John wick before was a thing
"Oh no, slow-mo, too slow."
*That is brilliant*
I remember when I first watched this I was super innocent and I thought the line “who just found out about eachother” was the girls learning about him not about eachother.
Agent 47, Lady Killer(Metaphorically and Literally).
+G Koh
Heh heh, literally.
On a literal video.
1:58 look next to her,she’s a Templar O:
(It’s a joke obviously)
I wanna go back, when everything was great.
Hello any still watch’s Tobuscus
0:39 Haha that voice! AND A ROCKETLAUNCHEERR!!
A trailer like this today would enrage feminists. God, I hope we get another similar trailer.
I think that people and the media forget that us lady's like to ogle wamen as well. I mean I'm not a lesbian, but I love drawing sexy waifu's. And people are always like aye, they don't sexualize men, but they do. You see what attracts men to women is usually different than for women to men. For women its all about certain personalities. That's why you have so many woman writing shit fanfics. They find a certain personality trait they like and then sexualize the crap out of it. You know like edgy boi's, fix em up, and asshole That's borderline abusive. Not that they actually want these men in real life, its just wish fulfillment.That's also why there are so many celebrities that have strange looking faces, but regardless the women flock.
Now I'm generalizing so this isn't true for everyone, but it is for a lot.
At least speaking as a wamen myself. Also I was watching a shoeonhead video the other day and found out that apparently the number one audience for lesbian porn on pornhub is wamen. Just imagine some straight woman complaining about oversexualized women in one tab and jerking it to two oversexualized women in another tab.
Don't pay attention to this, this is pure stream of consciousness I'm typing. I love to hear myself talk, and whatever point I had at the start, however major. Turns into a bunch of unrelated bullshit, half baked thoughts, and unreliable information. Basically in a lot of cases it's like arguing about a movie I never saw.
Rewatching all my favorite tobuscus videos to mourn the part of my childhood that he was one of my idols.
I'm doing the exact same
+Rose Michele Me too!
it's just 4 years that have passed
this is giving me vietnam flashbacks
man I am getting the Independence War flashbacks for some unknown reason
1:30 He's not wrong
how was he so good at making these
I was there to protect you
Just call me
LOL XD
Are you a insurance company?
I remember these songs getting stuck in my head for days
Just saying, but 47 has to kill the hitwomen or they"ll kill him
shut the fuck up.
What?
dude calm you self you dont have to say shut the fuck up its logic deal with it
Idiot.
He works for the government
But he got fired I think and they sent the Nuns to kill him
1:36 best part.
who's watching it in 2022?
Lets take a moment and remember all the hot women in this vid.
Jane_The_ Nekuh Oh I'd do more than remember
ImperialBiscuit I had to read this over, Now I'm crying. xD.
Those were the days...
47 ain’t no simp
Its hilarious the way he sounds like he’s in actual physical pain at the thought of killing the hot hit women
0:10 game pun
I showed this to one of my friends back when it came out, and I told him this was a game. He then tried to convince me this was a movie xD
this trailer is what kept players in line. They knew someone would be right smack in the middle of them. killing them during their be entrance
So AC3 wasn't made f*ck
I listen to these literals more than actual music.
and i just finished Absolution. Its a really great game!!
7 years later and this is still gold
cant wait for 47's lara croft dlc outfit to come out!!!
Do you mean 47 dressing like Lara croft or Lara croft in a suit?
both
both doing as i said and dressed as he-man
Thinking of doing a cover of this, with the multiple vocal layers too. Like if you want to see