MST3K: Samson vs. the Vampire Women (FULL MOVIE)

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  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I would have forgiven the Twilight films if suddenly El Santo appeared and put Edward in a Camel Clutch

    • @RavnerRavner
      @RavnerRavner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *and* *make* *him* *humble!!!!*

    • @calebtate4994
      @calebtate4994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That would've vastly improved those movies 🤣

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “HOW DARE SENOR!
      “You’re 100, she’s 16!”
      *SLAM*

    • @brianschroeder2292
      @brianschroeder2292 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He would appear right before they kissed!! Would be beautiful!!

    • @randybarnett2308
      @randybarnett2308 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would be great !!! A mere Vampire is no match for that Lucador !👍💪😎

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I never get tired of the guys completely losing it when Santo makes his entrance.

    • @sammielovessophie9519
      @sammielovessophie9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Best part of the movie!

    • @Anouke79
      @Anouke79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao yeah

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too! Crow's laugh was SO perfect! I can only imagine how it was for Mike, Kevin, and Trace when filming. XD

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had completely forgotten that I was even watching a Santo movie, so when he entered the room, I lost it. Lol One of my faorite moments, from my favorite show. :)
      Cheers, fellow Mysties ;)

  • @Bhalforii
    @Bhalforii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    15:22 Crow: "I'm pretty so I have value now"
    This must be one of the most undervalued quips this show has ever had.

    • @shadetreader
      @shadetreader ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Likewise, that was an underrated comment.

    • @randybarnett2308
      @randybarnett2308 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Russell from Fat Albert would probably say -- You maybe pretty but you still stink !!!!!😀😎🤧🤮🤢

  • @crinosG
    @crinosG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I love how 45 minutes into the movie, Samson just comes in out of nowhere, and Mike and the Bots lose it.

  • @AdudenamedVince
    @AdudenamedVince 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I'll never forget the first time I saw El Santo suddenly spring into that room.

    • @WilliamRWarrenJr
      @WilliamRWarrenJr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aha! A Santologist! Where's my wallet?

    • @lonelysith66
      @lonelysith66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is when the film took an odd turn.
      LOL XD

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I went into this knowing full well it was about a Mexican wrestler battling vampires and that still caught me off guard as hysterically absurd.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love Crow just cracking up

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was like "whaaaat, thuuuuhhh..." How many takes did each scene with the wrestler take for people to not kill themselves laughing?

  • @thetxaggie6575
    @thetxaggie6575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This movie actually got me interested in El Santo and now my wife and mother in law, who are Mexican, get me all kinds of El Santo merchandise

    • @ChrisMortJr.
      @ChrisMortJr. ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gotta love the ol mother in law wife

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Crow staring into the camera with his cold robotic gaze while he attempts to slurp noodles is still one of the funniest things I've seen.

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    45:58
    This still remains the greatest reaction in MST3K history. Half of a movie goes by with vampire women and police and then BAM, EL SANTO IS HERE BITCHES. IT'S LUCHA TIME.

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Crow's laugh is PRICELESS.

    • @najhoant
      @najhoant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I had to stop and laugh for 10 minutes the first time I saw that scene

    • @alivewithpassion
      @alivewithpassion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂🤣

    • @jarniwoop
      @jarniwoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No explanation and a short shirtless guy in a cape and mask walks in. How many takes before the film crew stopped laughing?

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Solarchos hold up, did. he voice him?

  • @dougwalters8003
    @dougwalters8003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This was a sad episode. It was hard to say goodbye to TV's Frank.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh really!? Is that what happened? This being TV's Frank's final episode?

    • @dougwalters8003
      @dougwalters8003 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dsandoval9396 yup…
      He makes a guest appearance in a future episode, but I won’t say which one in case you haven’t seen it. :)

    • @danwroy
      @danwroy ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame he looks pretty terrible in it

    • @makenazided
      @makenazided หลายเดือนก่อน

      i feel similar everytime its a gypsy episode. it was malone that chased joel out.
      malone plays gypsy

  • @ianschulz1
    @ianschulz1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Be sure to stop by tomorrow...and then leave immediately!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeffreyriley8742
      @jeffreyriley8742 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love that bit. "Now get out of here!"

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    the fab joke by Crow with the owl asking "Que? Que?" in a Mexican film goes sadly unnoticed by most others, but tons of us have loved your high-brow stuff for decades, Trace. 🧐

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The joke got nothing, because "que?" means "what?", not "who?" 😋

  • @sardonicus76
    @sardonicus76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "There are no bum knees in my world, child." Ah, Torgo...

  • @RoyalFlush270
    @RoyalFlush270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    45:58 When your custom character shows up in a cutscene

  • @michaelccozens
    @michaelccozens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    38:53 "Are there vegetarian vampires?"
    *BUNNICULA has entered the chat*

  • @Smithy4224
    @Smithy4224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I didn't think it was possible, but this episode of Mystery Science Theater has made me experience such strong emotions... From the absurdity of Samson just popping in apropos of nothing halfway through the film, to the touching sadness conveyed by Trace's angelic singing voice. Surely, a full version of "Who Will I Kill?" would have topped the charts.

  • @RancidGravy
    @RancidGravy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "No wait come back! Why won't he help me?"
    Omigosh I laughed so hard

    • @StoneColdSergio
      @StoneColdSergio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Come back tomorrow.... AND THEN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY." 😅😆🤣

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    50:26 Crow: You killed one of the Dutch Masters, you FIENDS!!
    One of the more random riffs Crow came up with, but it's also hilarious to fit into the way the guys at the party were dressed before the vampires killed them. :D

  • @anungodlyamountofcereal6384
    @anungodlyamountofcereal6384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I’m so glad they did this,El Santo was an absolute legend. Just google him,he never took that mask off except once.

    • @mariakelly90210
      @mariakelly90210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened the one time El Santo took off his mask?

  • @dadahyena
    @dadahyena ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The sad departure of Frank, who happily went on to become a fairly competent Soultaker. EEE-YUK-guh-HEEEEE!

  • @pettifoggingpharisee
    @pettifoggingpharisee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Tom: "Maybe if Cortez had never conquered Montezuma, we would not have had to watch this movie."
    So...you could say this experiment is Montezuma's revenge?

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The funny bit is that they call Santo Samson in this movie, but the crowd during the match are still calling him Santo out loud.

  • @anthonysharpe307
    @anthonysharpe307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "We're out of blood, Pepsi okay?"

  • @bigcat5348
    @bigcat5348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It still amuses me that Santo takes nearly half of the movie's runtime to finally appear

  • @IgnatiusThorogood
    @IgnatiusThorogood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Servo with the hot dog is straight-up adorable.

    • @shellypanfil4122
      @shellypanfil4122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's from an old Three Stooges short ...

    • @IgnatiusThorogood
      @IgnatiusThorogood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think they came up with the Chinese noodles bit, but the hot dog is from "Malice in the Palace" and the soup bit is a Curly routine from "Dutiful but Dumb."

    • @janetlieb2507
      @janetlieb2507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tom is adorable!🧜‍♀️sirena!

    • @saraha8219
      @saraha8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you like that you'll *love* his love song to Tibby the turtle in the Gamera episode.

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I am so glad I didn't read the description so the wrestler came as a surprise.

    • @jeffh9630
      @jeffh9630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I busted out laughing when he appeared

    • @taramathews7391
      @taramathews7391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was shocked myself. He looked so bad. I love they're genuinely laughing too.

    • @lauraklongland7222
      @lauraklongland7222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@taramathews7391 Right lol Trace just flips out

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don't know it's an El Santo film if he wasn't in the title

  • @jamesmorris1657
    @jamesmorris1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Love the dad, "come into my office...now get out!"

  • @MarilynMonday
    @MarilynMonday 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love Mike's relentless optimistic joy, but I miss Joel's dryness 💞

    • @minxstole93
      @minxstole93 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? I kinda see them the other way around. Joel always seemed so happy and soft spoken but with Mike there was always an edge to him and his humor, especially in the later episodes when he got to be his own character and not just another Joel.

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@minxstole93 Joel escaped, but only because Mike was so happy go lucky and trusting that he came right on up to be helpful lol

  • @kilssj2250
    @kilssj2250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    For anyone who watched Pixar's "Coco"... El Santo is a guest at Ernesto's Dios de los Muertos party!! Did you spot him? ❤😁

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did! I had made friends with a dude who loved wrestling and he told me all about The Saint. I bet Mexican audiences loved seeing him.

    • @ToniTheMink
      @ToniTheMink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched it tonight, and the moment I saw that scene, I had to come to TH-cam and watch 0:46:00

  • @SomeOrangeCat
    @SomeOrangeCat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    El Santo is why Mexico scoffs at The Avengers. "Oh, you need an entire TEAM of super heroes? That's...adorable!"

    • @mchjsosde
      @mchjsosde 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      in that case, no one tell them about the justice league.

    • @jacobprayer8656
      @jacobprayer8656 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The theaters get pretty packed for Avengers movies here in Durango.

    • @emmettkrantz1520
      @emmettkrantz1520 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I consider him an honorary member

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vampires are rather weak enemies compared to many Marvel villains.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I like this movie more than the Avengers

  • @lydiawilliams255
    @lydiawilliams255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Be aware. I am going to sue your writers. I choked on my coffee and have tears streaming down my face because of them. Seriously though., MST3K is the funniest thing I ever saw 😂

  • @kokosnood
    @kokosnood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    (when the scene cuts to the costumed dancers) "Mexico is one goofy country" LOL

  • @sarahleonard7309
    @sarahleonard7309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's kind of impressive how many times in any given week I quote the riffs "I dedicate this song to Thorazine" and "Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored."

  • @DrummerGrrrl
    @DrummerGrrrl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "many times lint gets in your eye and takes on ghoulish shapes" OMG. I just about peed my pants hearing this.

  • @katelynrushe9025
    @katelynrushe9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Just where did you see this thing? This ugly and horrible face in the night?"
    "I saw it in the mirror."
    Anyone else feel like that was a huge missed opportunity for a joke?

    • @jacobschweitzer1068
      @jacobschweitzer1068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @deninevh
      @deninevh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So happy to find this---YES I did, lol!!! Also when Charles told the father he needed him to be frank. Come on even I can think of a couple of responses to that one!

    • @madamx7422
      @madamx7422 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't think so, it kinda wrote itself

  • @flintironstag2381
    @flintironstag2381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "So the devil's minions are cheap thugs...." LMAO!!

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    OK, so this Mexican Luchador/Monster movie isn't exactly Cannes Film Festival material, but at least it's far funnier that all those movies the WWE had a hand in producing, especially those that starred Hulk Hogan.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NO HOLDS BARRED!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget John Cena's The Marine!

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luis Reyes Suburban Commando! Mr. Nanny! Santa With Muscles!

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Excellent point. Even in its badness, this movie is way more interesting than any of the Hulk Hogan and John Cena crap.

    • @arturoalbino2610
      @arturoalbino2610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats true

  • @DarkPascual
    @DarkPascual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As a Lucha Libre fan and a MST3K fan, this is awesome! In my top 5 episodes!!

  • @thecursor1
    @thecursor1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    El Santo is the reason that Mexico laughs at Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    • @ryanhawe8234
      @ryanhawe8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But how do they feel about Los Hermanos Numeros?

    • @thecursor1
      @thecursor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ryanhawe8234 They needed Six men to do the job of ONE El Santo

    • @ryanhawe8234
      @ryanhawe8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thecursor1There were five brothers, but the point is taken. In their heyday they did fight The Devil's Robot, though....

    • @mariakelly90210
      @mariakelly90210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Angel?

  • @thecursor1
    @thecursor1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Gotham has Batman, Metropolis has Superman, New York has Spiderman and the Avengers and the X-Men. Mexico? Has El Santo and things are...doing okay.

  • @andresacosta4832
    @andresacosta4832 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I actually remember this film...but it was in Spanish. The title was "Santo vs. las Mujeres Vampiro".

  • @micha2023
    @micha2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am just a raving B movie fan... but I have NEVER heard such hilarious dialog in a movie before. Truly, a sixth grade drama department script. Just hysterical. Santo was the added bonus. The class drew straws - this kid won.

  • @tleatherland
    @tleatherland 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is one of my favorites and one of the most underrated episodes they ever did. I nearly choked to death the first time I saw El Santo enter and they started riffing on him (45:56). As every MSTie knows, you never eat or drink while watching this show!

  • @PlutoniumBoss
    @PlutoniumBoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Is there a single movie that could not be improved by the sudden appearance of El Santo in the second half?

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Might have done wonders for the 2016 version of Ghostbusters. 😆

    • @sammielovessophie9519
      @sammielovessophie9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clearly all the Twilight movies and let us not forget 50 Shades of Gray haha!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Citizen Kane needed it

    • @XthegreatwhyX
      @XthegreatwhyX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe the first Star Wars, but that's it.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Taken." Definitely. "The Magnificent Seven" for sure. But off the top of my head, the Big Winner?
      "The Sixth Sense."
      The Godfather, The Star Trek movie with the whales, the Star Trek movie with the Borg, "While You Were Sleeping," "How The Grinch Stole Christmas," "When Harry Met - -" you know what? You're absolutely _right!_

  • @CornbreadOracle
    @CornbreadOracle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic Mass is like.” My parents are one of each and this riff almost made me wet my britches.

  • @electricmoth5702
    @electricmoth5702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    46:00
    I was sorta listening to this episode in the background and completely forget the hero was a Luchador. Was just thinking of the movie as a Dracula ripoff and this scene left me completely flabbergasted until I remembered the movie's premise.

  • @pinke5938
    @pinke5938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When I read the title I was not expecting Samson to be a Mexican wrestler...

  • @drxcreatures
    @drxcreatures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Of course there are vegetarian vampires. There's Count Duckula.

    • @DoctorInk20
      @DoctorInk20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One of the best British cartoons ever made. 😁

    • @radiofiendify
      @radiofiendify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With one of the best opening and closing themes!

    • @DoctorInk20
      @DoctorInk20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@radiofiendify Oh, definitely yes. Been meaning use the opening organ as a ringtone. XD

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So that duck caused Twilight?

    • @DoctorInk20
      @DoctorInk20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NodDisciple1 No. XD The Twipires still drink animal blood to live. Duckula is a proper vegetarian because he was resurrected using *tomato ketchup* instead of blood.

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If you are a vampire or a human and a guy is trying to set you on fire don't go into a wooden coffin that can easily be opened. Man those women were dumb.

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope youth in the future appreciate the great sarcastic humor of this show. I doubt it will ever be repeated.

  • @gregoryflothe4995
    @gregoryflothe4995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You know, before he became a fallen angel, Satan was a jock."
    -- I love this show. Thanks!

  • @DrummerGrrrl
    @DrummerGrrrl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "The eczema support group that meets in a basement" Bwahahahahaha!

  • @ayindisshowcase1917
    @ayindisshowcase1917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I’ll send for your car Mr. Lugosi” LMAO😂

  • @elizabethsullivan7021
    @elizabethsullivan7021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Selene! Hear my cry!"
    "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!"

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tandra: "Selene! Hear my cry!"
      Servo: "WAAAH-HA-AAAH!!!"

    • @jacobschweitzer1068
      @jacobschweitzer1068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HylianFox3 Selena I believe I believe I asked you nicely to hear my cry

  • @phylliselizahb1041
    @phylliselizahb1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Frank's exit is sublime! (Gotta love the end sketchwork. "Fly yer freak flag!")(& great shots of Trace's gorgeous knees!)

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In the 1960's, some places had extraordinarily amazing women, with grace, poise & charisma. Mexico was one of them. 💯🌵🌮🧡

    • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
      @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As the Kool Aid guy would say, "Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh!" Adriana Ambesi, Sophia Loren, Rosalba Neri, hubba-hubba!

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt all of them Italian btw. I think it's because back then you actually had to be talented AND look the part to be in movies. We have since moved on from this trend apparently, i mean Sarah Jessica Parker "starred" in many movies

  • @kayvohno
    @kayvohno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    im so glad i didn't read the description before watching this for once cause when I saw santo for the first time i busted out laughing

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:15 " - - a Black Castle hamburger." Tom jokes, but damn, that *would* be good, a soul-food version of White Castle burgers!

  • @MrPanacea999
    @MrPanacea999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My favourite ever MST3K episode. There's just something about a fat Mexican wrestler in a mask driving around in a sports car and throwing down on vampires that really appeals to me.

  • @Ohverture
    @Ohverture 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    OUR CHINESE FOOD!
    Ahh...not even five minutes in and I'm already laughing my arse off..

    • @chrisfratz
      @chrisfratz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I personally prefer the bit withMike and the clam

    • @shellypanfil4122
      @shellypanfil4122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike's clam routine is culled from Abbott and Costello's "The Wistful Widow Of Wagon Gap," from 1947 ...

    • @techmouse.
      @techmouse. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm afraid the clam bit was indeed taken from The 3 Stooges. Curly's routine predates Abbott and Costello's bit from 1947. This should be obvious as Curly unwillingly went into retirement in 1946 due to his declining health conditions, and thus could have only performed the bit on film years before 1946 when neither his health or on-camera performance had begun to suffer.
      It should also be obvious the routine is taken from The 3 Stooges as Mike can be heard doing a light Curly impression when his nose gets stuck in the clam, not unlike the noise Curly makes anytime Moe would grab his nose with pliers or something similar. 5:16
      It's a good routine, but it's not Abbott and Costello's.

  • @quester09
    @quester09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I'm pretty, so I have value now."

    • @randybarnett2308
      @randybarnett2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're pretty as long as you don't stink!!👍🌝🌝🌝

  • @CharlieOwens
    @CharlieOwens 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This ep always makes me sad. Frank's departure left a big hole in this show that they couldn't fill without going to a different network.
    This was also Torgo's last appearance too, wasn't it? ThE MaStEr WaS NoT PlEaSeD WhEn He LeFt. (cue Torgo's music)

    • @disneyboy3030
      @disneyboy3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jangler333 at least he showed up at the beginning of the final season of the original run.

    • @disneyboy3030
      @disneyboy3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @fleetlordavtar what do you mean. Torgo shows up again. Where.

  • @davidstrange6759
    @davidstrange6759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That Sade joke at 40:38 and Tom singing "Your Love Is King" had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthrax2525
    @anthrax2525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Great Three Stooges tribute in the pre-movie.

  • @burgruk
    @burgruk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love MST3K, and I love wrestling.
    This is beautiful.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thinking on it, I'm a little surprised there aren't more MST3K-inspired bits in wrestling. Feels like there's a significant fan crossover there.

    • @megameerkat2634
      @megameerkat2634 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelccozens apparently this was the second wfestling movie they did. The first one was Aztecs vs the Robot Mummies and apparently the crew struggled with it so they didn't do others. They only did this one as a send off for Frank because he apparently loves the genre.

  • @DanVanDam
    @DanVanDam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Thank you again MST3k for another full episode upload :)

    • @WilliamRWarrenJr
      @WilliamRWarrenJr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And KEEP US INFORMED ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE!! These annotated releases are da BOMB!

  • @sparrowthesissy2186
    @sparrowthesissy2186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of my all-time favorites. The vampire sorority gives me life.

  • @TheFireflyGrave
    @TheFireflyGrave 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I wish I hadn't looked at the description, I would never have guessed who the hero was going to be and it would've been that much funnier when he arrived.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What happens with most of us is that it takes so long for him to show up that we forget he's the hero so when he shows up....

  • @rouka120
    @rouka120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Let the Cher jokes begin...."
    **first joke afterwards**
    "HEY! IT LOOKS LIKE CHER!"
    Fucking lost it.

  • @jeffreygunn3150
    @jeffreygunn3150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love it when Crow laughs when Samson first comes on screen! 😂

    • @thetxaggie6575
      @thetxaggie6575 ปีที่แล้ว

      " I feel sorta silly, did I overdress?"

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Thanks for coming by, now GET OUT!!!"

    • @Roadvirus1
      @Roadvirus1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Hylian Fox Be sure to stop by again tomorrow, then leave immediately!

    • @AJF786
      @AJF786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why won't he help me?

    • @lungless1767
      @lungless1767 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hylian Fox NO WAIT-

  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Truly, this is the best and most famous use of Strauss's "On the Beautiful Blue Danube" in film.

  • @phylliselizahb1041
    @phylliselizahb1041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Really glad that "Samson vs Vampire Women" is TV Frank's exit film. The original schedule listed another pseudo movie, more episodes of "Master Ninja."

  • @michaeleverett2597
    @michaeleverett2597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    There's never been anyone quite like T.V.'s Frank. I'm glad they wrote such a beautiful ending to his story. Too bad they ruined it my making him a Soultaker later in the series.

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller5868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I watched movies like this when I was young. I remember seeing this one. Santo had a long career.

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I thought this was going to be biblical Samson fighting Vampire women. What I did NOT expect was some psycho luchador giving the beat down to Spanish maxim models.

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This movie is the reason I understood the appearance in Coco. I was like, "Hey, El Santo!"

  • @hjebone
    @hjebone ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Be sure to come back tomorrow. Then LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!!"

  • @Mad_S
    @Mad_S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ive heard a lot about these luchador movies and this one does not disapoint. El Santo was a legend.

  • @darryljones2281
    @darryljones2281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    37:22 Tundra raises the cup.
    Crow: "Don't gob in it!"
    I thought 'Why not? It is a Goblet.'

  • @wroughtironmgtow9558
    @wroughtironmgtow9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The henchmen look like wiseguy heavies straight out of 1930s Brooklyn,NY LOL.

  • @jbrecken
    @jbrecken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    At 8:50 someone dubs the owl saying "key, key." I think they're trying to translate "Who" into Spanish and getting it wrong.

  • @colemanadamson5943
    @colemanadamson5943 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They resurrected the three stooges clam gag? Mike ain't no Curly! (Joel would have been even worse....much worse.)

  • @DeniseFaraday
    @DeniseFaraday 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    If this episode was made during the current period, I'm sure there would be at least one Kardashian joke made during it...

    • @AJF786
      @AJF786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ah, the 90's. Nary a Kardashian or Twitter reference in sight... _sigh_

    • @AJF786
      @AJF786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah, the 90's. Nary a Kardashian or Twitter reference in sight... _sigh_

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also am surprised the guys didn't make more WWE jokes with Samson/El Santo X-D

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Got a golf date with Randy the Macho Man" is the only time they make the joke, unfortuanately

    • @PowerPackers90
      @PowerPackers90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They also mention during fight after the party that it's a "WWF tryout"

  • @vvhipreck6583
    @vvhipreck6583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Frank's last appearance on the show, this episode always brings a tear to my eye...😪😪

    • @ggrarl
      @ggrarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He made a cameo in the episode they watched "Soultaker"

  • @PatTheBatmanFan
    @PatTheBatmanFan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    08:55 "I'll be back, Alfred". My favorite line. Although *technically* the annotation should reflect the fact that Mike is imitating Adam West's Batman. If this could be changed I'd be very grateful... I've been losing quite a bit of sleep over this.

  • @chrislsommers
    @chrislsommers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was honestly not expecting a Luchador to walk through the door halfway into the movie. Wtf Mexico?

    • @jmhaces
      @jmhaces 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THE Luchador.

  • @moneyman1995100
    @moneyman1995100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    All Hail MST3K!

  • @swytchblayd
    @swytchblayd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Despite the ridiculous lyrics, Dr. Forester's ode to Frank is one of the most touchingly hilarious moments of the series. I'd be sad if I wasn't already crying in laughter.

  • @umguistein
    @umguistein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i like the little 3 stooges tribute in the beginning with the food on the SOL.. even the licking hot dog bit with servo wasn't missed. :D ... hmmm, giant clam soup.... BITES! :P that was fun. rather sad episode, i miss frank and all 'em all now days. sigh.

  • @Freenorg5
    @Freenorg5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the flying nosfaratu brothers made me suddenly crave a Cirque du Santo

  • @carlabamford9154
    @carlabamford9154 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When Tom Servo starts singing the Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Ten Minutes Ago"! But nothing compares to Dr. Forrester's solo ❤❤❤

  • @JoelandtheBots
    @JoelandtheBots 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    46:00 Trace's cackling is funnier than El Santo's outfit.

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    24:23 for the people under 35 in the audience, Crow's bit with the person in white lurking outside the window and Crow saying "something wonderful" is a direct riff off of 2010: The Year We Make Contact (the sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey). The lines Crow uses here were used in the movie trailer. Aside from seeing Helen Mirren in a jumpsuit, it's not worth watching.

  • @TaiChiKnees
    @TaiChiKnees 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love Torgo the White's Second Banana Medallion

    • @jasonchui7882
      @jasonchui7882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "There are no bum knees in my world, child." Ah, Torgo...

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i died when the luchadore came out

  • @andrewanastasovski1609
    @andrewanastasovski1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Totally worth watching. I regret nothing.

  • @faithfulgrl
    @faithfulgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like Frank's sound he makes at the end. He does it full-on when he makes the "water Foose Ball" table. "Ahh, TV's Frank.
    I think I'll keep him."

  • @flednanders1554
    @flednanders1554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Chicken in a distinct sauce sounds delicious

  • @VMIFerrari
    @VMIFerrari 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn, the actress who played Tundra (the *REVISED* version) was super hot!

  • @IronCurtaiNYC
    @IronCurtaiNYC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I must say that the ads on MST3K episodes on the official MST3K channel are some of the rare times when TH-cam ads actually ENHANCE the viewing experience!

    • @megatron6713
      @megatron6713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't encourage the advertisers please......we don't want them here in TH-cam period......