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  • I must hit men
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  3 ปีที่แล้ว +15274

    The screwdriver is back!

  • @jedi81311
    @jedi81311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2804

    Worst security ever
    Security: Don't do it
    Jack: Have a knife to face.

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,999 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Kyx368 Shut up.

    • @musical_info3931
      @musical_info3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kyx368 hello person:)🌝🌝😑👽🌚🤳🛌👌🙃👌😂🌝

    • @elliejohnson6256
      @elliejohnson6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Kyx368 Stop asking people for views and stop self promoting like a greedy bastard ok, like asking people for views wont do shit just make good content and just do what you like. Ask people what game they like instead of going into comments and begging for views.

    • @Janeetour
      @Janeetour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elliejohnson6256 you don’t have to

  • @lordtachanka7229
    @lordtachanka7229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3069

    He doesn’t just hit the men, but the women and children too

    • @pingusbingus
      @pingusbingus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      bruh moment

    • @BrentBridgeman
      @BrentBridgeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Nice Star Wars reference.

    • @bamers404
      @bamers404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      AH MAN OF CULTURE

    • @jerfer.
      @jerfer. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He also hates sand

    • @trolltips4973
      @trolltips4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hit men hit women hit kids

  • @curlyfries1013
    @curlyfries1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    Jack: *Kills everyone in sight*
    Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*

    • @onism9050
      @onism9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Singular Camera: You shitten me

  • @blake2697
    @blake2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    can't wait for the dating game spin off: Hit on Men

    • @ninjalivesmatterprogod1144
      @ninjalivesmatterprogod1144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Underrated comment

    • @rad3575
      @rad3575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A wise man once said “underrated comment”

    • @RazerJaguar6
      @RazerJaguar6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is a very much iq joke👌🏻

    • @criticalsir514
      @criticalsir514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      then hit or man

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then some developers think the spinoff is the original so they make one called men hit on

  • @LunaWolf3232
    @LunaWolf3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2786

    Jack: in awe "can you see it?"
    Stranger: immediately "can you SMELL it?!"

    • @divinebeast033
      @divinebeast033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      BEANS

    • @LATEPOSTER
      @LATEPOSTER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SOUP

    • @sezuin_6577
      @sezuin_6577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I came to the comments to say that lmao

    • @LATEPOSTER
      @LATEPOSTER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why lol

    • @LATEPOSTER
      @LATEPOSTER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sezuin_6577 uhm ok I subbed to you tho lol why not

  • @4nn13h7
    @4nn13h7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    Demonstrated here: The only right and natural response to every glass floor, ever.

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Also bad for those in dresses

    • @Abyss4933
      @Abyss4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@rhyscallinan4402 very bad

    • @andrewcoon3807
      @andrewcoon3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I went a a cruise and they had a glass floor outside that went off the side of the ship with the ocean directly under. I couldn’t even put one foot one it 👎🏻

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@linkkraft3358 yeah. All it takes is a single crack and everyone falls.

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@andrewcoon3807 I wouldn't even step on the boat. Sure if it breaks the boat won't sink but he'll no would I be anywhere near the ocean. That said, at least there's water underneath to catch you. In a building high above the ground that shit breaks, you're gonna fall to your death

  • @disgaeajean13
    @disgaeajean13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    ‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1 impostor remains

    • @caydenbrown5654
      @caydenbrown5654 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anyone else ever miss amongus back before it sucked

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@caydenbrown5654 I do.

    • @caydenbrown5654
      @caydenbrown5654 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@loki4807really sucks that it died

    • @Takejiro24
      @Takejiro24 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack being a sussy baka

  • @sweatyrie-rie5241
    @sweatyrie-rie5241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    “This man has done more damage to the world than you can ever dream of”
    Let’s not forget that time Jack killed an entire neighborhood full of people.

  • @skignaL
    @skignaL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    Game: _Stealth is an option_
    Jack: *NO WITNESSES*

    • @liamtaylor5122
      @liamtaylor5122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when he said that i thought of noreiga from black ops 2 campaign if you remember when he says that

    • @darlenebuck9912
      @darlenebuck9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hitman Jack kills people with a news paper,muffins and a fish.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's still stealthy if nobody lives to tell the tale

    • @kat-pk4fb
      @kat-pk4fb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he lives

    • @dominicmorin8077
      @dominicmorin8077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TinyDeskEngineer but 47 is still alive

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2830

    Jack is the embodiment of when the game says “stealth is optional”

    • @RobKaper
      @RobKaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It does weaken the game though if you rush to the end with guns blazing and scissors flying. But I understand why he plays like this, going through the motions to complete challenges or doing a suit only, silent assassin run would be a very slow-paced stream or video.

    • @perhapsawhitemale8144
      @perhapsawhitemale8144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@RobKaper Bro just enjoy it. Jack is sooo stealthy.

    • @tahitiandfaith1962
      @tahitiandfaith1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You haven’t met RTGame or CallMeKevin have you?

    • @Liamzilla4777
      @Liamzilla4777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      eh, more like "stealth was never an option"

    • @makeouthill666_
      @makeouthill666_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you haven’t met Xqc I take😂😂😂

  • @dhirentevatia
    @dhirentevatia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Everybody: Hitman is all about stealth.
    Sean: NO WITNESSES!

    • @parafaust6201
      @parafaust6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If everyone is dead then there are no witnesses

    • @dhirentevatia
      @dhirentevatia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@parafaust6201 You just blew my mind.

  • @ChrisUnlimitedGames
    @ChrisUnlimitedGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Jack: "I must hit men"
    First person he hits is a woman. . . . .

    • @Sub-Atomic
      @Sub-Atomic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didn't really hit her tho

    • @humoroushydra5881
      @humoroushydra5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sub-Atomic he meant his first target

    • @Sub-Atomic
      @Sub-Atomic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@humoroushydra5881 his first targets were both Men. The woman he attacked, he didn't hit, he just subdued her.

    • @humoroushydra5881
      @humoroushydra5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sub-Atomic yes, I’ve played Hitman 2. I know that. Sean presumed she was the key target to KILL his target.

    • @Phantom_Shiba
      @Phantom_Shiba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have failed. My life is pointless

  • @mousetrap.p.gulligan
    @mousetrap.p.gulligan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Jack's morning routine:
    - Get up
    - Take shower
    - Brush teeth
    - Fix hai-LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS!

    • @EC-ms1jr
      @EC-ms1jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      WOAH! RTX! RAY TRACING!

    • @SkimBee
      @SkimBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Then gets some of that dirty bean water from his brand top of the morning

    • @mihirsimha1096
      @mihirsimha1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same when he was playing spider-man ps5 lol

    • @HayilCrowz
      @HayilCrowz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Toxic Butch why wouldn't he? His job is to literally just to sit Infront of a camera and record himself playing a game
      If he took his work even slightly seriously he would brush his teeth

  • @xquare6209
    @xquare6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    Game: Stealth is optional
    Jack: Yeets everything throwable
    Also Jack: Kills target in front of crowd

    • @isdisgudnam
      @isdisgudnam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Stealth was an option. But peace wasn't.

    • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
      @alexplaysminc.-.5922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@isdisgudnam Peace was never an option.

    • @Sh1roNekoshi
      @Sh1roNekoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yolo, right?
      I just cringed at myself

    • @RU_HKR
      @RU_HKR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexplaysminc.-.5922 Yeah we got it XD

    • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
      @alexplaysminc.-.5922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RU_HKR lmao yea
      I don't even know why I commented that hahaha

  • @hyattzz442
    @hyattzz442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Can you see it?"
    "Can you smell it?"
    My God I almost died laughing XD

  • @Kz-ji9vj
    @Kz-ji9vj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Jack: The connoisseur's drink CHAM-PAGAN

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5082

    I was confused as to why he was freaking out at the beginning but then I remembered Sean has a fear of heights lol

    • @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult
      @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      correction: a CHRONIC fear of heights. and i also feel nauseous when im at any height

    • @Ashley80005
      @Ashley80005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I have a fear of heights, but it’s not as bad as him.

    • @Slambot-iw9po
      @Slambot-iw9po 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *jack

    • @jureigeeksoutoccasionally
      @jureigeeksoutoccasionally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@Slambot-iw9po no, his name is Seán. Jack is just a nickname

    • @lexmcdufflepants4332
      @lexmcdufflepants4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *flashbacks to The Last of Us II*

  • @renovr5183
    @renovr5183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    “That chopper is as high as I am!” I can’t stop laughing at that line Lol

    • @xolhex9220
      @xolhex9220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im so High i could fly

    • @gonk1244
      @gonk1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nothing is as high as i, also please send help its cold and i dont know where i am.

    • @spudreviewsmedia
      @spudreviewsmedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why?

    • @goddessoflesbians1153
      @goddessoflesbians1153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I just got it after like 20 minutes

    • @kiwifighter5224
      @kiwifighter5224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:35 i cant stop laughing

  • @ninotenorio6386
    @ninotenorio6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "47,Make sure to do the mission quick and silently."
    Sean: haha kill people go *brrrrrrr*

  • @theofficemaniac7906
    @theofficemaniac7906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Guy: leave it to the pros
    Jack: are you sure about that

  • @BearBrother
    @BearBrother 3 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Jack: a man who isn’t fond of heights
    First level of Hitman: HEIGHTS

    • @BearBrother
      @BearBrother 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilnass6891 one of my favorite videos from back in the day

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    "How do rich, fancy people talk?"
    They _don't_ -- they have _people_ for that.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Can’t prove nothing if they all dead” - Nagisa 50% off

  • @theswaggiestofall
    @theswaggiestofall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.

  • @neeldas9043
    @neeldas9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    "Hitman is a game about hitting men"
    *Kills a woman first*

    • @sorrynot242
      @sorrynot242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO

    • @nat_the_gnat
      @nat_the_gnat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No he knocked her unconscious.

    • @antiStrikerS
      @antiStrikerS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No, he merely just made her close her eyes and never open them, as well as made her heart stop beating and knocked her out to the verge of sleeping and i know this is all nonsense but ye

    • @pyramidteam9961
      @pyramidteam9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well he didn't hit her

    • @alexandergapour1253
      @alexandergapour1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Equality

  • @saracarrasquillo4205
    @saracarrasquillo4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Game: Stealth is optional
    Jack: I cant be noticed if theres no one to notice.

  • @haydenelse2502
    @haydenelse2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Who's here after hearing the terrible news that Sean's dad has passed? I'm so sorry for him and everyone needs to leave him alone and wait for him to return when he wants

    • @AJ-ub2qj
      @AJ-ub2qj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was wondering why he wasn't up loading i thought he was taking ankthee small break im so sorry for that has to be hard I hope he takes as much time as he needs

    • @blockbenji691
      @blockbenji691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should take as long as he needs

    • @xxdarkkingxx7913
      @xxdarkkingxx7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably everyone

    • @robloxiscancer3343
      @robloxiscancer3343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly I don’t know why he’s acting like nothing happened

  • @goooce
    @goooce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:56 "DON'T EVEN THIN-" **sword in head**

  • @mellow9489
    @mellow9489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Security: "you've done your part, now leave it to the pros"
    **Dies**

  • @sycaccino8533
    @sycaccino8533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Jack when he kills someone with a throwing knife: Laughs
    Jack when he is high up: "ew ew gross"

    • @Killswitch1411
      @Killswitch1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I walked out the room and came back and seen it happen, I through it was a scissors he throw at his head lol

    • @yellowant4011
      @yellowant4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reasonable reaction

    • @nuryanialaydrus7964
      @nuryanialaydrus7964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is Jack saying ew ew gross when he's high up of course he has a phobia of heights

    • @sycaccino8533
      @sycaccino8533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nuryanialaydrus7964 bruh

  • @BoaPython
    @BoaPython 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jack: "Guys, it's all gone wrong!"
    *A Few Seconds Later*
    Also Jack: "This is going really well."
    lol ^_^

  • @myrosseee
    @myrosseee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.

  • @marella154
    @marella154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Jack: This could be anybody's drink, I don't wanna poison just anybody!
    Also Jack: *goes on to kill just anybody*

    • @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult
      @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sry but i had to keep the likes as is ;)

    • @marella154
      @marella154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult I respect that

    • @rmanolila5235
      @rmanolila5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NO WITNESSES

    • @zackthewolf8898
      @zackthewolf8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not just anybody
      EVERYBODY

    • @mannynoneya7143
      @mannynoneya7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult this joke will never work, yet every body always does it. NO ONE KNOWS THE NUMBER YOUR TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE THE LIKES UPDATE EVERY COUPLE MINUTES

  • @InktheImpassive
    @InktheImpassive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    "Like candy from a baby!"
    He said after he killed an unnecessary amount of people.

    • @5geeseinabucket
      @5geeseinabucket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If you don’t go on a killing spree in hitman, are you even playing hitman

    • @TrueRandomPlayer
      @TrueRandomPlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bah, unnecessary, bleshmisary.

    • @poppa8814
      @poppa8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im sure jack likes killing babies, why wouldn't he?

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @InktheImpassive
      @InktheImpassive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@technoraver99 no one gives a shit.

  • @StrangeSeat
    @StrangeSeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:28 the way that locker door slammed shut 😆

  • @kaiya4972
    @kaiya4972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was cleaning my room and when he went “ewww ewwww disgusting” I turned around looked at my computer and yelled leave me alone I know I’m gross then realized what was going on

  • @krim9434
    @krim9434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    Security: "Now leave it to the pros!"
    Jack: *SHARPENS SCISSORS WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*

    • @MalakSmalak
      @MalakSmalak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i fucking died laughing holy shit

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: *creates mistletoe dart with murderous intent*

  • @bismarckpearson4685
    @bismarckpearson4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "We Have A Man Punching People Left And Right" Jack Holding A Sword, Hammer, Knife, Rifle, Camera, Pistol, Crowbar

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks 🙏

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mrarmybarmy no

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i see he's a man of weapons.

    • @pixxlated_
      @pixxlated_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mrarmybarmy you're literally asking for subs

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mrarmybarmy you say that you're not begging for subs but you pretty much well are. Dont beg. If your channel is flopping, then that means you're not meant to be a youtuber.

  • @ddoge4999
    @ddoge4999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    no one
    literally no one:
    jack when scaling a building: *looks at reflection*

  • @Ember_The_Bee
    @Ember_The_Bee ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:56
    security guy: looking good!
    jack: Thanks! You too!
    i love this-

  • @shazz5612
    @shazz5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    *video starts*
    Me: "wait for it..."
    Sean: "LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS BABY"
    Me: "There it is"

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,999 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!

    • @nismahsalamah8072
      @nismahsalamah8072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally thought the same thingg😂😂

  • @zoeysha
    @zoeysha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.

  • @infernolated9341
    @infernolated9341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS"
    -Jacksepticeye

  • @tijmendeclercq4737
    @tijmendeclercq4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    averyone: You are without a doubt the
    worst assassin I have ever heard of.
    Jack: Ah, but you have heard of me.

    • @emptylnms5393
      @emptylnms5393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Little do they know he is Patty Fitz Patrick

    • @onglogman
      @onglogman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he really is bad lol

    • @pancakelover5680
      @pancakelover5680 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Averyone excluding u knows how to spell everyone

    • @DinorexDRago
      @DinorexDRago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      An assassin that is well known has definitely blown their cover. Or is just really good and has a calling card

    • @kat-pk4fb
      @kat-pk4fb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DinorexDRago then im a murder in a game

  • @sgetten
    @sgetten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Jack is a Barracuda, he is attracted to shiny things and reflections.

  • @robbiebrownvox
    @robbiebrownvox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:35 for one of the best Jack quotes yet

  • @CeasersGhost
    @CeasersGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:26 Intorverts on their last straw

  • @WolfQueenLydia
    @WolfQueenLydia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Bystander: "Can you smell it? I had BEANS, and I think they were off. Sorry."

    • @hippiecreation
      @hippiecreation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣

    • @franticpanda2008
      @franticpanda2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CRYING

    • @Iexcon
      @Iexcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I thought this was a serious game until this moment

    • @ThePieFairy91
      @ThePieFairy91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      100% what I'm going to start saying to people ignoring social distancing to be all up on me while standing in line at Target.

    • @jahanarahgraham8003
      @jahanarahgraham8003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought he had put it in and I was so confused 💀😭😭

  • @nowayj0se694
    @nowayj0se694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    “It’s a game about hitting men” Later in the video...” Hitting women and children too” I will live by these two inspiring quotes

    • @daneezy1793
      @daneezy1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @SHOOTER GAMER I gotchu

    • @alexwolfplush7523
      @alexwolfplush7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr LMAOOO

    • @k3nfr0st39
      @k3nfr0st39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then proceeds to hit one 🤣

    • @Hawishh
      @Hawishh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @SHOOTER GAMER 1,2k? You arleady have 5k. 1 and 2 is less than 5.

    • @wut2697
      @wut2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "But not just the men but the women and the children too they were like sand bag and i hit them like sand bag i HATE THEM !!"
      I had to 😅

  • @tetrilys848
    @tetrilys848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Although I've seen this video before, I felt compelled to revisit it today. The winter blues had a real tough hold on me, and I mean REAL tough, and it's finally starting to ebb off some, but even so I had a tough day today. Lots of anxiety and all that fun jazz. Two minutes into this video, and I'm already starting to feel myself relax. Thanks for keeping us company through your videos Sean, it means more than you know.

  • @triedboi.1598
    @triedboi.1598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Game: *has internet problems*
    Jack: imma do what’s called a pro gamer move

    • @jaxsondav9546
      @jaxsondav9546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *leaves computer*

    • @atpray
      @atpray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turn off wifi

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because his is a Irish pro gamer
      Jack:😎

    • @zenovia1004
      @zenovia1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Destroyed the whole entire set up 👍

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

  • @TheRichLeprechaun
    @TheRichLeprechaun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Jack: *"LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS BABY!!!!!!"*
    Me: "HE SAID THE THING, HE SAID THE THING!!!"

    • @Frost_ILY
      @Frost_ILY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      H did indeed say the thing

    • @susubatukka
      @susubatukka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And im going to leave the video watching there

    • @Excel-erate-
      @Excel-erate- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone*

  • @garbz1414
    @garbz1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:10 I love how sean giving 47 motivational pep talks in the mirror has been a thing since the 1st hitman episode on the channel. Some things never change

  • @krishanamanalo6921
    @krishanamanalo6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack: God I’m so stealthy!
    **Also Jack**: *throws a guard off a balcony*

  • @enzoclark241
    @enzoclark241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    The agent guy: *coming up with a plan to carefully kill the targets*
    Jack: *going on a murder spree and making a big scene*

    • @sufficientphrase7769
      @sufficientphrase7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At least there were no witnesses.

    • @TalentedTiger
      @TalentedTiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master of drama.

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's no *Jackieboi Man* to save the day
      Plot twist *Agent 47* is *Jackieboi Man* 😮

  • @mrdonkeybiscuts4891
    @mrdonkeybiscuts4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Jack when he sees a new game “THOSE REFLECTIONS”

  • @michaelolex1571
    @michaelolex1571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I just hit men”
    *law and order theme plays*

  • @redacted2513
    @redacted2513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:40 There's a floor 6 ft. below them that could crack and kill them.
    But there's also a hitman 6 ft. behind them that could crack and kill them.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4475

    This game makes me have terrible vertigo. Can't wait till this can be a VR game.

    • @lChristl
      @lChristl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ì Àm Čhřïş ṖṖ 25 shut up

    • @leopardchoker5396
      @leopardchoker5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your everywhere

    • @rugbydudedc4216
      @rugbydudedc4216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It already is on PSVR

    • @Ectionic
      @Ectionic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leopardchoker5396 ikr I see every where I go. EVEN IN THE MUSIC I LISTEN TOO!!!!

    • @muppetman0665
      @muppetman0665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This game literally is a VR game though

  • @lucas_lipp
    @lucas_lipp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    "If there's no witnesses, it's stealth."
    I think Sean is the perfect example for that.

  • @hehheh200
    @hehheh200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    jack pls man we are all here for you hope you are ok fly high to your dad man 😓

  • @theyluvivyy3584
    @theyluvivyy3584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m sorry but that “ you didn’t even see me vent I was in electrical doing wires” had my dying bruh 😭

  • @KleptoKane
    @KleptoKane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    everyone: YES HITMAN GAMEPLAY
    Jack: LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS

    • @Deadpool-gq2ks
      @Deadpool-gq2ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Those were good reflections

    • @ionvop
      @ionvop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ngl those reflections were pretty poggers

    • @NukeRadius
      @NukeRadius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "THERE WERE NO RAY TRACING"

    • @bimmybeutron3729
      @bimmybeutron3729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the only way to rate games. no raytracing vs raytracing

  • @default9033
    @default9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Game: gives two targets
    Jack: nah we killing everyone lol

  • @banthabread
    @banthabread 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm really sorry for your loss cant imagine what your going through. Stay Strong Sean

  • @potato-ish6510
    @potato-ish6510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:00 is that the Brand New PS5?

  • @the_unwantedreaper2711
    @the_unwantedreaper2711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "I'm about to make peoples lives disappear" - Jacksepticeye

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,999 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!

    • @the_unwantedreaper2711
      @the_unwantedreaper2711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kyx368 Please no, if you want subs just go make content that people can enjoy.

    • @MAC-xl5dn
      @MAC-xl5dn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE'S A MAGICIAN

    • @okarifox
      @okarifox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TA-DA! And... they're gone.

  • @thatonegaygoth4699
    @thatonegaygoth4699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Game: Kill your targets
    Jack: *how about I kill everyone instead?*

    • @lilithium4183
      @lilithium4183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There wont be people to notice if there is nobody to notice.

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

    • @person_lk5738
      @person_lk5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahhh yes... that one ghost town, I remember that episode.

    • @geraldlomena7495
      @geraldlomena7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilithium4183 it's there's nobody to notice if there aren't people to notice

  • @discord_sad570
    @discord_sad570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    at 3:53 made me laugh so hard

  • @imalemon2707
    @imalemon2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:14
    bro i actually got scared i thought I was about to see something lol.

  • @Andy-rs4qf
    @Andy-rs4qf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Jack: picks up screwdriver
    The guy he’s going to *hit* : why do hear boss music?

    • @wisemysticaltree5376
      @wisemysticaltree5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Correction:Why do i hear Giorno's theme.

    • @loafland2098
      @loafland2098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wisemysticaltree5376 giornos theme played with drills

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

  • @immiklo-2998
    @immiklo-2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Jack having a mental breakdown for 10 minutes and almost dies
    Also Jack: “Like candy from a baby”

    • @jasperandersson753
      @jasperandersson753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Makes one wonder what kind of babies he steals candy from...

    • @spiritnsultanyt7250
      @spiritnsultanyt7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A baby with a gun.

    • @eidolicpearl
      @eidolicpearl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spiritnsultanyt7250 that’s
      a baby with a gun

  • @Star_bugzZz
    @Star_bugzZz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌

  • @shaihay1298
    @shaihay1298 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The architecture is so good. Love the details

  • @bananapowers85
    @bananapowers85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    “I must Hit Men..”
    Jack realizing that he’s a man himself: What have I done..

    • @poppa8814
      @poppa8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unless...

    • @lucidhighway4403
      @lucidhighway4403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Lambb Chobb Trans Jack
      Trans Jack

    • @that1dude704
      @that1dude704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lucidhighway4403 cursed but not sexually

    • @samuraiboi2735
      @samuraiboi2735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont worry he is a man of culture

    • @charlieworley3
      @charlieworley3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too much power....

  • @wanamirul6382
    @wanamirul6382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Standing on a glass at high places
    Normal people: Scary, creepy, jumpy
    Jack: disgusting

  • @fredwalburn3473
    @fredwalburn3473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can imagen Jack being a hit man and flirting with the girl and saying "would you like some of this fantastic shampagen"

  • @Wheels91hockey
    @Wheels91hockey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love her music pause is when he’s going up the stairs and he disconnected and it just resumes

  • @dorianleka
    @dorianleka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Hitman: It's obviously a stealth game
    Jacksepticeye's gameplay:

    • @coldheart1c327
      @coldheart1c327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly an assassin shouldn’t be known

    • @coldheart1c327
      @coldheart1c327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit... wrong comment...

  • @kyleiguesss8964
    @kyleiguesss8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Military personnel: *Let the pro handle this*
    Jack: *HOW THE TURN TABLES*

    • @pixxlated_
      @pixxlated_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @SHOOTER GAMER your mom doesn't care about your content.

    • @wenis378
      @wenis378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mmm yes how the turn tables

    • @gesmazenska2311
      @gesmazenska2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @SHOOTER GAMER i got you

    • @ohsirjamesthealmighty1370
      @ohsirjamesthealmighty1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It took me a second to realize what was wrong with this, lol.

    • @theangryhat7113
      @theangryhat7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh how the turn have tables

  • @the_saver_from_cringe7516
    @the_saver_from_cringe7516 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:07 The Memories is Back !!!!

  • @your--mother
    @your--mother ปีที่แล้ว

    11:44 great analogy Sean, so relatable

  • @Waauugh
    @Waauugh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Soldier: "I've found an unconscious soldier, the one who did this must be highly skilled..!"
    Jack: " *HAMMER OF HIDING!* "

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "HAMMER TIME" 🤣

  • @dabiscatbasket7028
    @dabiscatbasket7028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    We can't call him an assassin anymore
    He's a mass muderer-

  • @Anthony-tu7vw
    @Anthony-tu7vw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So sad to hear about your dad Jack

  • @malichicimpher4412
    @malichicimpher4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:44
    "ew ew ew, why are you guys standing there freely......you know below you is death right?" LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • @Gokuslilman
    @Gokuslilman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Agent 47: Calculated assassin, stealth, precision
    Jack: throws any and everything at people when the plan fails
    Me watching: This works better....

  • @NekohaSnak
    @NekohaSnak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "No witnesses!"
    *The entire building is now being imfiltracted and everyone knows*

  • @fazeff00ttyt25
    @fazeff00ttyt25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:17 is the best place to put a LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS

  • @kevinallen441
    @kevinallen441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once Sean looked into the windows on the building the first thing I thought was look at the Ray-tracing, this is so beautiful.

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Bystander: “someone is punching people left and right!”
    Jack: “PUNCHING PEOPLE?!”

    • @AwesomeStudios10
      @AwesomeStudios10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First

    • @waterbakey4330
      @waterbakey4330 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HiS nAmE Is AcTuAlLy sEaN

    • @AwesomeStudios10
      @AwesomeStudios10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@waterbakey4330 yep

    • @CARGOGGLES
      @CARGOGGLES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all know this happened in the video, so why tf do you type it out in the comment section?

    • @nekomataumbreon
      @nekomataumbreon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CARGOGGLES cuz it's funny.

  • @SimpleOn60fps
    @SimpleOn60fps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    ???: Now then lets do this silently.
    Jack: You have an egg to the face, and you have a SWORD to the face!

    • @jeffquinz2118
      @jeffquinz2118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You get an egg! And you get an egg! And you get a sword! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheOneAndOnlyPinenut
      @TheOneAndOnlyPinenut 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      His name is grey

    • @qovture
      @qovture 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh Grey is the most important guy in 47's backstory

    • @JackNick2000
      @JackNick2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a saucy boi.
      What, you egg?
      [He stabs him]

  • @washingtontauanuu2862
    @washingtontauanuu2862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Prayers for you n ya family. RIP to ya father🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • @thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400
    @thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been waiting SO LONG for Jack to start playing this again. Especially with his fear of heights. Dubai should be terrifying for him. It was for me the first time and it still is.

  • @ryangoated74
    @ryangoated74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Hit man “it’s about hitting man”
    Ong I wish teachers can explain things as easy as you😭

    • @jordanisle6128
      @jordanisle6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro me 2🤣

    • @sarahhughes3726
      @sarahhughes3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-camRRRRR😃

    • @backendking210
      @backendking210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sarahhughes3726 ????

    • @beepbeep3463
      @beepbeep3463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Teachers: Hitman: a person who uses their left or right hand to deliver a blow with an increased amount of speed/pressure to a person of the male gender/sex

    • @Kilo_Maybe
      @Kilo_Maybe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hopefully your teachers used to be indian youtubers

  • @jtheconqueror121
    @jtheconqueror121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    "This man has done more damage to the world than you can dream of."
    Jack: DEM TOES!

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ugh, and he looks like a dudebro. SUCH EVIL!

    • @eidolicpearl
      @eidolicpearl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bru the toes are what’s been doing damage

    • @C_D_Productions
      @C_D_Productions 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eidolicpearl 💀💀

  • @this1strash757
    @this1strash757 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is by far one of jacks best hitman videos

  • @astromni
    @astromni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your vids Sean, please do a part 2 soon 😖😁🙏🏾

  • @CreepDestroyer
    @CreepDestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    2019 Jack: *Hires hitman to kill people he hates*
    2021 Jack: *Becomes the hitman*

    • @Numfussle
      @Numfussle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      my hitman fingers are tingling

    • @turtlesandwich77
      @turtlesandwich77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Illdoitmyself.gif

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??