... the Electrical Goon Show ... great fun to watch these shocking facts being revealed. Methinks it was he who was holding the kite when lightning struck leaving him mentally bewildered with a "Spike Milligan" sense of humour! .... Good on ya mate ... you made us smile! :o)
I Like the way that our modern Police forces practice the the use of electrons by using "teasers". The teaser works by having condensed carpet installed within the housing to hold the charge. They then "tease" poor unsuspecting drunks, after they get a little rowdy. The teasers are then recharged by off duty police rubbing old slipper soles over a small piece of exposed carpet on the side of the teaser. They are then put back in stores ready for use. It's true.
We have learned so much about electricity since the days of VHS which today delivers high quality p0rn for the billions on this planet and the trillions tuning in over the next billion years.
Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings run a direct line with the panametric fam. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzal veins so fitted to the ambifatient lunar wayne shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-O deltoid type placed in panadermic semi-boloid slots of the stater. Every 7th conductor being connected by a non-reversible trimmy pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the gram meters. Moreover, whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinus soil depleneration. The retuine cabulator has now reached a high level of development and it's being successfully used in the operation of Milford trunjians.
In Part II, our narrator explains why standing in the shower with your blowdryer is a bad idea, and how you can safely walk on carpets without electrocuting anyone.
Over scuffing on brand new carpet is no joke, A boy in Adelaide had his whole hand blown clean off, because of the build up of all the electrons in his fingers.
Lost it at 50 seconds in, …manufacturers weave batches of small objects (electrons) into the carpet … so that they will attract dirt!! BUT REALLY… we know it's all for those door-to-door vacuum salesmen who then sell us an overpriced machine whose partial payment goes back to the carpet manufacturer. We're not so dumb, I see what you did there.
you'll never get enough static electricity build up to blow up your finger. now if you touch a high voltage line then it'll blow off your finger..... and your arm.... and maybe your torso.....
the substance of this video could be funny in a sophisticated way if one has already some basic awareness of what electricity is and its history. however, for a complete beginner on electricity it maybe misleading to the point that he may lose his tenure if he has one.
... the Electrical Goon Show ... great fun to watch these shocking facts being revealed.
Methinks it was he who was holding the kite when lightning struck leaving him mentally bewildered with a "Spike Milligan" sense of humour! .... Good on ya mate ... you made us smile! :o)
I Like the way that our modern Police forces practice the the use of electrons by using "teasers". The teaser works by having condensed carpet installed within the housing to hold the charge. They then "tease" poor unsuspecting drunks, after they get a little rowdy. The teasers are then recharged by off duty police rubbing old slipper soles over a small piece of exposed carpet on the side of the teaser. They are then put back in stores ready for use. It's true.
We have learned so much about electricity since the days of VHS which today delivers high quality p0rn for the billions on this planet and the trillions tuning in over the next billion years.
Now basically the only new
principle involved is that
instead of power being generated by the
relative motion of conductors and fluxes,
it's produced by the modial interaction
of magneto reluctance
and capacitive diractance. The original
machine had a base plate of
pre-famulated amulite
surmounted by a malleable logarithmic
casing in such a way that the two
spurving bearings
run a direct line with the panametric
fam. The lineup consisted simply of six
hydrocoptic marzal veins
so fitted to the ambifatient
lunar wayne shaft
that side fumbling was effectively
prevented. The main winding
was of the normal lotus-O deltoid
type placed in panadermic
semi-boloid slots of the stater.
Every 7th conductor being connected
by a non-reversible trimmy pipe to the
differential girdle spring on the up end
of the gram meters. Moreover,
whenever fluorescent score motion
is required, it may also be employed in
conjunction with a drawn reciprocation
dingle arm, to reduce sinus soil
depleneration. The retuine cabulator
has now reached a high
level of development
and it's being successfully used in the
operation of Milford trunjians.
encapulator
In Part II, our narrator explains why standing in the shower with your blowdryer is a bad idea, and how you can safely walk on carpets without electrocuting anyone.
Haha, we should've had this guy during elec theory!! Too funny!
I liked the bit where the frog sunk like a stone
This is absolutely brilliant. F***ing beautiful, man. This sounds somewhat familiar. Have I heard this somewhere else before?
very funny stuff :) thanks for posting it :)
Bob Transformer.. LOL
That was great:)
Very good!
Is it true that if IF you rub so much electricity that your finger will explode?
Bob transformer! LOL.
Remember to change the power setting from bulldozer to eyeball...
@stanke89 Yeah ... totally agree I was just about to mention him when I scrolled a few pages to find others who also hold Tesla respect.
Had to like this on anyone sho had mirrored it. Fan______-tastic! Does this professor have any other classes?
Over scuffing on brand new carpet is no joke, A boy in Adelaide had his whole hand blown clean off, because of the build up of all the electrons in his fingers.
That will be the last time the kid picks his nose...
Where is this from? It's hilarious. Who is this guy?
i almost took this seriously, up untill he said bob transformer.
It IS serious!
Lost it at 50 seconds in, …manufacturers weave batches of small objects (electrons) into the carpet … so that they will attract dirt!!
BUT REALLY… we know it's all for those door-to-door vacuum salesmen who then sell us an overpriced machine whose partial payment goes back to the carpet manufacturer. We're not so dumb, I see what you did there.
OK, when I was on drugs that is what my high school teachers soundid like.
Part 2?
Why the hell did I not learn about the great pioneer Bob Transformer in school???
I didn't hear about old Bob either; I did learn about his cousin Transforms.
Because he married Bob the Builder and any text book that mentioned them was promptly banned in 23 states.
@brw147 And I just replaced all my carpets too.
No of course not,you would need more than 10,000 volts to do that,HAVE FUN!
Odd...and here I thought Watts created the heat, which is volts X amps.
That's so funny
you'll never get enough static electricity build up to blow up your finger.
now if you touch a high voltage line then it'll blow off your finger..... and your arm.... and maybe your torso.....
the substance of this video could be funny in a sophisticated way if one has already some basic awareness of what electricity is and its history. however, for a complete beginner on electricity it maybe misleading to the point that he may lose his tenure if he has one.
Wait, this is a parody? Because I was taught all this in my first elec eng class at college.
"LOL" is the term....
I didn't claim to be dumb I am just curious.
Hahaha. Some of these comments are just as, if not funnier, than the video...
i was asking the same Q
@zcxvasdfqwer1234 I agree, Is this guy in a basement, Torturing people with batteries, balls and jump leads, or what?
ahahahhahahahahahahaaaaa
What about Nikola Tesla, nobody refers to him as the greatest electric scientist ever!!! where the fuck are all of you living!?!?
so many things wrong with this video
haha this is a joke
This guy doesn't really know what he's talking about.