I love how all pizzasim players eventually devolve into clown based insanity. Like Spiff thinking the children have a different eye color depending on which way they face
When he spent his Mediocre Melodies Allowance on decorations instead of buying the Rockstar gang I almost started writing a hate comment, but then i used my brain(unreal) and remembered that getting Lefty would actively lose him the 5K salvage revenue. I am smort.
Actually, buying Lefty doesn't mean you can't get the 5k salvage. You can still get but the only thing you CANNOT HAVE is risk, otherwise you will lose the 5k.
@atv20008 I thought buying Lefty in the catalogue automatically adds him to the office section, thus, replacing his salvage section sith the sign that says something like "Sorry, already inside"?
From what I can remember, you can buy Lefty early and still get to salvage him as long as you don't actually place him on Stage (So you can't get the $20,000 bonus early anyways)
Imagine if google just lied about the 15k possiblity from prize king and it really did cap off at 5k, all that work for nothing would be a little amazing
@IrregularityRowan he might not have wanted it, but I'm pretty sure the spring locks have done so...oh, and Micheal is also sterilised since...his jewels were likely scooped.
even after all this time the "don't keep the devil waiting old friend" line is still so incredibly raw. love how intense it is even with the calm voice
28:49 "For the sake of my monitor, I hope he doesn't. Or else I might install a lovely viewing window through it." This is the most elegant way to describe punching a hole in your monitor that I have ever heard.
Seven year old child pulling up to toys r us when he starts hearing Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸
I reckon prize king contains scratch tickets or prize codes, and you gotta check if they’re still applicable. By this logic, Funtime Chica is won by a bloody *code.*
@@antisocialentertainmentbasically, you just need to spend money on an ingame purchase on mobile to get infinite money or an never ending 999999/99999 Also, I like your voice, keep going, you make amazing content
I was watching this video and it felt like content from a 100k+ channel, but then I checked the sun count and I was actually surprised that you only have 31k, underrated channel right here. Good shit man
19:00 "If they wanna milk the clown, they have to pay for that privilege" may be the most horrible thing I've ever heard. You have truly blessed me on this day
This was super entertaining to watch!! Thank you for all your effort to make this video lol (plus I love the zelda music, and your computer wallpaper!)
18:06 same goes for music man, except that if somebody attempted to bring it home he would collapse under the weight of his own head, also he has a wind up key on the back of him so if it were to get caught on something while Carrying him home, the symbols could crush your head, or if facing the other way it could cause a loud public disturbance because of the crashing symbols, also he seems to have loose servos due to the fact the his animation shows him wiggling while crashing his symbols, which means that if he's picked up while moving, his servos could break and he could fall apart into pieces, also due to his rapid wiggly movements and the fact that he is a Funtime animatronic according to the fnaf wiki, his spaghetti like innards could fall apart inside of his metal shell without the public knowing, so I don't think it would be ideal for a kid to win music man
I know the challenge is over but you can start with $200 instead of $100. To do this, when you make a pizza select Mushroom, Onions, Olives, and Peppers. I'm not sure why, people say it's because that's Scott's favorite pizza, or he's vegetarian. Either way, it makes the challenge a tiny bit easier.
I was so tired when watching this the first time that i fell asleep and i had to watch it a second time because the only thing i remembered was the nipples passed down generations bit
Well I did not expect for a false king to be mugged for 15 grand while trapped in between 2 clowns as a decaying one-winged furry with a comically long sword watches menacingly from above
Fun fact: At the very, VERY start of Pizza Sim (the 8 bit ish minigame before the actual game), if you top your pizza with the bottom 4 toppings, you start Day 1 with an additional $100.
saying that night one would be boring and that there "shouldn't fucking be" animatronics in the building is so real, the last time i played this game night one i had someone in the vents. not going to lie i saw it and chickened out.
loved the video! by the way, animatronics don’t come in when you buy discounted items. they have a chance to come inside every night based on your risk, and risk is reduced by health & safety. so you could buy as many discounted items as you’d like so long as you kept your risk down :3
28:43 Faintly I hear it in the distance. "Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it."
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The One Winged Afton fears only one thing, Clown Strife
You have won the comment section
Take my like and get out of my house.
@@antisocialentertainmentwhat is the rockstar animatronic band called? I keep saying rockstar gang
@@Ruxman-v Rocktallica
I love how all pizzasim players eventually devolve into clown based insanity.
Like Spiff thinking the children have a different eye color depending on which way they face
Clownsanity
Ngl that's acurate
The monologue at 29:15 just followed by the deadpan "I. Hate you." genuinely has me laughing so hard I'm going to wake up my housemates
My TH-cam broke and it’s saying that you said this to a ten second long video of it’s always sunny in Philadelphia. I don’t know how that happened
You’re welcome!
not that funny
@@LucaPurificati Neither are you but no one was mentioning that 😐
"...and I don't like you."
20:07 “ your nipples will be mounted above my fireplace and pass down through generation to generation”
HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING😭
HELP I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
*Error.txt died of [intentional game design]*
I have a theory as to why prize king was a bastard you ran him dry he needed time to get the money back
@@XENORedgrave Prize King only has so much money, buying Funtime Chica already cost a lot. He had to take a loan out for that $15,000.
I sucked him dry last time
@@antisocialentertainment Phrasing
I said what I said and I meant what I meant. An elephants memory 100%
@@antisocialentertainment WOW WOW WOW CALM DOWN NOW
I love how just a quarter of the vid is just you having beef with prize king
…look, I am INCREDIBLY petty sometimes
@@antisocialentertainment sometimes is good
@@antisocialentertainment I can respect that
15:19 “I don’t know what day it is today” *The giant sign that says “Wednesday”* “Am I a joke to you?”
I am blind sometimes
Must be Tuesday then
Reminds me of that guy that'd wear a Tuesday shirt on Wednesday
@@IrregularityRowan For a while, a friend of mine would say "thirsty Thursdays," every day _except_ Thursday.
@@antisocialentertainmentget glasses(for 9.99$!)
9:30 not even in other people's Pizza Sim playthroughs can I escape the fruit punch clown....greetings from an AstralSpiff viewer LMAO
@@Cluelexander hello fellow spiffer
Dread it, run from it, clown still arrives
@@antisocialentertainment FRUIT PUNCH FOR EVERYONE
@@snowgrave2475your name gives me PTSD
@Cluelexander the Bones5 TH-cam channel
The spirit of spiff possessed him
Trueee, the first talk was like some monolog that spiff would do too
@@jamieford5090 especially with his clowning
But the difference is that spiff clowns and he drives
I just think spiff and anti are the same.
Nah, he would just play nothing but lethal company if Spiff possessed him
"If u want to milk the clown, you have to pay!" 😂😂😂 feckin killed me 🤣
I was waiting for someone to bring that up
When he spent his Mediocre Melodies Allowance on decorations instead of buying the Rockstar gang I almost started writing a hate comment, but then i used my brain(unreal) and remembered that getting Lefty would actively lose him the 5K salvage revenue. I am smort.
Yeah, it turned out not to matter that much(since we ended with an extra 5 grand), but that was the thought process
Actually, buying Lefty doesn't mean you can't get the 5k salvage. You can still get but the only thing you CANNOT HAVE is risk, otherwise you will lose the 5k.
@atv20008 I thought buying Lefty in the catalogue automatically adds him to the office section, thus, replacing his salvage section sith the sign that says something like "Sorry, already inside"?
I’ll need to test that
From what I can remember, you can buy Lefty early and still get to salvage him as long as you don't actually place him on Stage (So you can't get the $20,000 bonus early anyways)
My favorite bit of this is when he's threatening the kids because they don't want fruit punch lmaooo
…I have adhd, and we did clown stuff for like half an hour
Oh I suffer from adhd too and if I were in your shoes id definitely drown em in koolaid after that lolll
20 hours in the clown or bust✨
Prize-King really spent all his riches on getting you TWO MAIDENS.. you should be thankful >_>
I didn’t WANT 2 maidens. I WANTED CAPITALISM!!!
@@antisocialentertainment real
@@medicfox1756 3 actually
“Count how many children should have been left in the orphanage”
DAMN-
Fun fact: Lemonade Clown (the yellow one) has a larger radius than the fruit punch clown (the pink one)
@@eur0be4t3r however it has a smaller payout
In other words, pizza sim but you actually do business
Pizza sim BUT, it's actually Pizza Tycoon
*walks into Toys-R-Us*
Why do I hear boss music
The giraffe has come for your soul
@@discoverwithnoura2538why do i hear fruit punch clown gameplay music-
*"Tell anyone about this and i cut your throat open"*
Ford F-150 Jumpscare, would have been the most goofiest one, ever imaginable. But, i love what i made about the Ford. Being a Dark Souls boss.
Imagine if google just lied about the 15k possiblity from prize king and it really did cap off at 5k, all that work for nothing would be a little amazing
I knew he could give 15k, because I’ve gotten it before. However, that would still be very funny
7:14
List of characters I know of that have (un)canonically been sterilized:
- Molten Freddy
- The Spearmaster
Do you think that William Afton got a vasectomy? Because in that case it'd be 3
@IrregularityRowan he might not have wanted it, but I'm pretty sure the spring locks have done so...oh, and Micheal is also sterilised since...his jewels were likely scooped.
@@thegreatestdane8978
Good points
is that a daszombes reference?
seven red suns did NOT want to be a grandpa
my excitement when you bought fruit punch clown is immeasurable and my day is made
He gives good money, what can I say
Lemonade clown is the superior clown
11:51 this is why William Affton killed the kids
23:12 this is the one customer using the prize king for an hour to get chica. You do NOT want to know what happens when they do
@@gungle2595 💀💀💀
I read this as it happened
Some helltaker level chad gets his prize, hefts a 300-ish lb chicken over his shoulder and then sprints out the restaurant.
He gets her pizza after.
even after all this time the "don't keep the devil waiting old friend" line is still so incredibly raw. love how intense it is even with the calm voice
It's time to fly to France, Prize King. They like to decapitate their royalty. It's your choice, Prize King.
37:19 Help the way Prize King faded onto springtrap-🤣🤣
Y'know, Afton seems like a guy who would use the fruit punch clown to kill his victims.
0:32 You can start with 200$ with the right pizza toppings
It either has to be your first playthrough or you have to reset your save to get it
@Clone666_ Yes and?
@ damn I was just pointing it out
@@Clone666_ I was just asking.
The pizza you have to make in order to get it is one of the worst pizzas I have ever heard of
“I knew it was a lie as soon as I heard it, obviously. But it was intriguing nonetheless”
That quote is both so raw and so stupid at the same time
With the fall of the Prinze King, comes the oldest, most fiendish ruler of all
And his name? Fruit Punch Clown.
28:49 "For the sake of my monitor, I hope he doesn't. Or else I might install a lovely viewing window through it." This is the most elegant way to describe punching a hole in your monitor that I have ever heard.
Seven year old child pulling up to toys r us when he starts hearing Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸
its not a pizza sim video without grinding the clown minigame 😂
It’s part of the experience
CLOOOOWWWWNN
Spiff’s clown
I reckon prize king contains scratch tickets or prize codes, and you gotta check if they’re still applicable. By this logic, Funtime Chica is won by a bloody *code.*
“Please scan your ticket to determine whether you with the 71000 dollar animatronic”
Basically it's a lottery ticket for kids but instead of getting a car or something you win an animatronic
34:04 This took 89 attempts. If you don’t believe me than check my comment on the vod
23:12 Did he say "Two WIVES"?! God damn. How TF does a horror game with gruesome looking robots have waifus!? 😭 😂 🤣 😆
Welcome to fnaf
I love how belligerent you are with the animatronics in your vents/jumpscaring you. It is endlessly entertaining.
24:08 Thank you Palloete for the Metal Pipe in my absence
Not thank you palloete for the metal pipe in ATVs absence
i do my best :)
God this stream was a ride to hell and back out. Absolute peak
Thanks for the art at the end
@@antisocialentertainment Any time u-u
So is it canon that Molten Freddy hates the Netherlands?
Canon? No
Implied? Yes
"the Netherlands" gets jumpscared. eyep that seemes accurate. amazing vidoe
Thank you
there were 9 children
The man behind the slaughter is gonna be hitting the hardest virtual insanity when he finds out about the kids
0:11 ...or ~$15 on mobile
?
@antisocialentertainment on mobile, you can pay some money for fast workers and infinite money.
@@antisocialentertainmenton the mobile version, you can pay money for inf. Money and fast workers
@@antisocialentertainment I think that there’s like a premium pass that you can buy and that gives you infinite money.
@@antisocialentertainmentbasically, you just need to spend money on an ingame purchase on mobile to get infinite money or an never ending 999999/99999
Also, I like your voice, keep going, you make amazing content
I was watching this video and it felt like content from a 100k+ channel, but then I checked the sun count and I was actually surprised that you only have 31k, underrated channel right here. Good shit man
Thank you!
@ You’re welcome!
I love describing murderous intent as horniness
Also, CLOOOOWWWN
@@IrregularityRowan what is murderous intent if not horniness for violence
@@dolfuny
So true bestie
you going through the 5 stages of grief while dealing with price king is hilarious 😂😂😂
This stream went from making a ton of money to making a thoughtful speech to a virtual gambling machine
I love finding underrated yet goated channels like this. Hope you get more and more successful. Great vid!
Thank you!
The Prize King Beef Montage absolutely earned you a follower in me.
"That's a lot of dollars"
-Anti Social Entertainment -2024
Me not looking at my bank account
7:20 "OH MY FAZBALLS"
19:00 "If they wanna milk the clown, they have to pay for that privilege" may be the most horrible thing I've ever heard. You have truly blessed me on this day
*anti-social entertainment is not responsible for any trauma endured in the consumption of this content
POV you hear the Fnaf six advertisement music play at Toys “R” Us 💀
This was super entertaining to watch!! Thank you for all your effort to make this video lol (plus I love the zelda music, and your computer wallpaper!)
It is 1:19am right now and this banger video comes out thx
28:08 You truly embodied the spirit of EA with how much bank you made off those coin slots, green line go up
18:06 same goes for music man, except that if somebody attempted to bring it home he would collapse under the weight of his own head, also he has a wind up key on the back of him so if it were to get caught on something while Carrying him home, the symbols could crush your head, or if facing the other way it could cause a loud public disturbance because of the crashing symbols, also he seems to have loose servos due to the fact the his animation shows him wiggling while crashing his symbols, which means that if he's picked up while moving, his servos could break and he could fall apart into pieces, also due to his rapid wiggly movements and the fact that he is a Funtime animatronic according to the fnaf wiki, his spaghetti like innards could fall apart inside of his metal shell without the public knowing, so I don't think it would be ideal for a kid to win music man
As an astral spiff watcher seeing you hover above fruit punch clown gave me ptsd
In the end no matter the challenge… pizza sim always becomes clown
There are 9 children in the fruit punch clown minigame
There should’ve been nine children left at the orphanage
He wasn't lucky he just had his sugar daddy Prize king giving all the money he needed for luxurious expenses thats why he only polished the prize king
I know the challenge is over but you can start with $200 instead of $100. To do this, when you make a pizza select Mushroom, Onions, Olives, and Peppers. I'm not sure why, people say it's because that's Scott's favorite pizza, or he's vegetarian. Either way, it makes the challenge a tiny bit easier.
i was feeling bad today but im so happy i found this video, this video is hilarious 😭your energy is fantastic
LET THEM EAT PIZZA
Thank you so much. Hope you feel better
The first night is next to 0 animatronics unless you have lefty
fun fact.if you waste all the ten coins on prize king he will give you funtime chica
That’s what we did
@antisocialentertainment oop sorry
Every 100% run in a video game has one section devoted to around 25% of total playtime where you descend into complete madness
next time you play this game and you hear someone in the vents,say Hippity Hoppity GeT Of My PrOpeRtY
I came for One-Winged Angel, and I'm not disappointed.
I like to imagine Michael franitcally pulling prizes from prize king, rambling about a revolution
I was so tired when watching this the first time that i fell asleep and i had to watch it a second time because the only thing i remembered was the nipples passed down generations bit
Wow
Well I did not expect for a false king to be mugged for 15 grand while trapped in between 2 clowns as a decaying one-winged furry with a comically long sword watches menacingly from above
William Afton (from what I can remember) is the protag of Midnight Motorist, my man is absolutely gaming if that's how he drives casually
If only you can sell animatronics, then those backup Funtime chicas would be useful
I wish. That would of made my life SO much easier
Skill issue, he could've started with $200 if he had better opinions on pizza.
?
@@antisocialentertainment the topping on the pizza during the fake game can make you start with extra money.
Wait really? Huh, didn’t know that
@@antisocialentertainment Yeah, if you start with the 4 bottom options you get $200 for some reason
@@antisocialentertainment yep its real also didnt expect you to respond nice
This commentary is pretty hilarious. You've earned a sub.
Thank you
Think I just found a new small TH-camr to follow. I could not stop laughing! Excellent job on the video!
Thank you
this is my first time watching and all the nipple talk is concerningly hilariously and is 100% making me stay🤣🤣🤣
Come for the FNaF, stay for the nips
I have a Ford F150, I was not ready for the multiple jokes during the Midnight Motorist section, thank you for that 😂
F150s are what pretty much everyone drives where I live, so it’s engrained into my brain
the prize king crashout at 31:28 had me dying
Fun fact: At the very, VERY start of Pizza Sim (the 8 bit ish minigame before the actual game), if you top your pizza with the bottom 4 toppings, you start Day 1 with an additional $100.
I love how a sixth of the video is you scaring the Kevins
Anti, I think your great 💯💯
Started watching you like not even an hour ago and I'm already addicted, you earned a new sub man you're fucking hilarious
Thank you
The Prize King gave you the money cause it had feared the One Winged Afton's power. Thus fearing for it's life, it gave you what you want.
The Prize King Revolution was absolute GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣
We going broke with this one!
First video I've seen of you love it already and dying laughing
saying that night one would be boring and that there "shouldn't fucking be" animatronics in the building is so real, the last time i played this game night one i had someone in the vents. not going to lie i saw it and chickened out.
I had it happen last time in pizza sim, and that’s how Sephiroth Afton was born
I love that in your universe, the only thing above justice is a clown
You got the answer as to what happens when a kid wins the Chicken, Henry really went all out with his trap and mass produced her just in case!
Temperature does not make them more or less aggressive btw. Flat 1/3 chance to move, but each night they get more movement opportunities.
loved the video!
by the way, animatronics don’t come in when you buy discounted items. they have a chance to come inside every night based on your risk, and risk is reduced by health & safety. so you could buy as many discounted items as you’d like so long as you kept your risk down :3
Little did bro know, if you pick all the bottom four toppings at the start…you get $200 dollars instead of $100
29:22
Mr. President, a 3rd Funtime Chica has hit the pizzeria
Can't believe I got a heart for this stupid comment
28:43 Faintly I hear it in the distance.
"Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it. Aw dang it."
glad we both use music to tarnish the forces of luck to get something done despite it having no real purpose
Hoarders:Fnaf edition
Didn’t notice that this was posted at 1 am
Fire vid
0:51 I was about to question where the money came from lol
I can’t believe we are about to go to war with Prize King.
Once an ally, now an enemy. WE MARCH AT DAWN
NUMBER ONE CRAAAAATE DO DO DO DO!!!! -Markiplier