I forgot Spiff is named David, so when he started talking to himself when he makes a mistake in Fruit Punch Clown Minigame For Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator (2017), I really thought he just decided one of the kids was named David, and he's the one that's always outside of the clown's AOE.
I absolutely adore the phases chat goes through regarding the clown: -They describe the music as soothing and relaxing -They despise the music and clown -Worshipping the clown
The absolute emotional roller coaster at the end of buying el chip, getting nothing in return, and then getting 10 thousand dollars from the prize king was ENTHRALLING
31:15 What makes this even funnier (or more unfortunate, depending on how you look at it) is that the Posh Pizzeria achievement was SUPPOSED to give you $30,000, but was removed from the game
I always loved how casually ominous this game is. The casual messages of "hey this is in pretty bad condition, there's probably something hiding inside it" and other shit like that is awesome.
@@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis best game play is a contender for #1 but maybe fnaf 2 is beaten there but the story especially the "connection terminated" monolog are probably the best fnaf story by far
Henry trying to make sure his plan works: Micheal, why are you continuously playing the clown game? Micheal, phyche broken after 40 years of death: hello, I like money
@@Zappr I’ve been documenting my monthly rewatches- but this video is unironically one I come back to so much and is at the top of my “AstralSpiff comfort videos” playlist that I put on so much 😭😭😭 Something about the video is just so nicely edited but funny and relaxing. It’s perfect.
No It's quite different. Spiff in exposing map bot thought he had won but pizza bot stepped up to the role. Here he dislikes the ticking but before he liked the ticking. Its the reverse spiff is trapped in the cycle of attempting to destroy the pizza plex but new bots just take the vacant role he creates.
Remember: here’s what you need to do for the blacklisted ending. You need to get sued 900 times a second, have a construction job irl, be on a Tuesday night at 6 in the morning, have 0$, eat the clown, choke on a brick, eat lettuce, have a 9000 liability and all marked down items. That’s how you get it.
Don't forget to spin around in a circle 4.563 times, spinning at a rotation of 3 cm a second, but you can only do it at 5:59:59 on the livesplit timer on sunderday
The picture he showed for how to get blacklisted actually wasn't the wiki, it was a guide that was online. The actual wiki says a liability of 50+ when finishing the game, and that's what I've always thought.
@@TheCat_3 I'm pretty sure you get the blacklisted with all, since you can still get stuff like lorekeeper with all of them. There's no reason to salvage anything though since it makes things easier. If you don't salvage you only have to deal with Lefty since you'll want to buy him for the liability he gives.
I love the descriptions of "mental trauma" by the lawsuits XD "He suffered grievous mental trauma at the sight of his friends having fun while he was sick"
My favorite was one along the lines of "girl broke her index finger after harassing an animatronic, were it not for the egregious neglect of Fazbear Enterprise, the itsy bitsy spider would still be able to continue up the spout"
Hearing all the different ways to get Blacklisted reminds me of all the rumors about getting Mew from under a truck and other super complicated ways to get weird in game rewards/events.
Hearing all the different ways to get blacklisted reminds me of the rumors of getting the golden axe(Lumber tycoon 2 Roblox) and youtubers just post their attempts clickbaitating people
fun fact: there's a fnaf guide book that directly states all blacklisted needs is 50 liability. it was released in like 2019, so its weird that after all this time there were still people who didnt know how it worked
fair, but the statement is more of a fact about the game's mechanics rather than lore that's subject to change. it's like 'kitchen noises means chica's in the kitchen' vs. 'chicas rainbow platformer in fnafworld has lore significance'. one is a statement of fact, while the other falls more under speculation
@@CM-Canary that’s true, but I was going more along the lines of “the fnaf guide book for security breach has the wrong instructions for the fire ending” and not “purple guy is phone guy” details.
Literally the first Spiff video I ever watched and I may or may not have formed an unhealthy attachment and now contribute to disturbing Spigg with clown stats. Not sorry.
You know, I’m starting to wonder why they make such a big deal about the bite of 87 when it seems like these guys are biting people on the reg. Like at this point it's part of the appeal. If a trip to Freddy’s doesn't maim at least 2 kids it's considered a dull affair.
It was horrifying at the beginning when a kid showed up dead in an alleyway or got their head bit off in front of everyone but now it's just normal. You either get your kid killed or get to watch another kid die, it's just the chance you have to take for some shitty pizza and arcade games.
oh dear, silly me. I seem to have watched the whole video once again without realizing. Such a shame... I'll be back soon to do the exact same thing again
I wonder if it's just because of how random this game is. Maybe all the solutions people gave you worked for someone but without any of them looking into *why* it worked.
@@kaijuultimax9407 I think people did decompile it but the focus was always more on the lore clues than the other gameplay aspects. Endings like Blacklisted or Bankruptcy often get overlooked because people look at the Insanity ending and such.
What could also make it more confusing depends completely on how the game handles the player making the requirements for multiple endings. If the player could get the "Completion" ending or the "Blacklist" ending, which one will it give you?
@@steff-annedark3166 That's the kind of thing you'd need to decompile the game to see. When you have a situation where multiple endings have their criteria filled, then there's usually a hard-coded order of operation setup to determine which ending you get.
I'm not exactly sure what compels me to constantly rewatch this video. I'm not sure if it's the clown, the content of the video outside of the clown, the idea that this video is repeatedly appearing in Spiff's top 10 videos monthly, or if I'm just going insane. All of these options seem feasible.
At first for me it was not the clown. It was the ridiculousness that this hadn't been figured out for four years. Then one day, I saw a comment about how you can watch the chat go from loathing the clown to begging for it. Now I am here to watch chat. I have watched this video twice in 9 days. I probably am going crazy. But also, I know exactly what this video holds ((after watching it 15-20 times)). If I am stressed out, the clown will be here. The clown will always be here. There is nothing stressful about this video. And I already know and trust the clown.
I've only played through this game once. I treated it like a business simulator. Made massive profits, with no liability, no lawsuits, no advertising, rejected every scrap immediately. I got fired at the end of the week for not taking salvage. I don't remember getting a certificate for it
@@logangoetz4319 yup. And the fact that when you don't salvage anything, yet pull in massive profits, you get fired, goes to show the business is just a cover up. :)
@@camwyn256 I mean, if you were hired at a place specifically meant to lure in and kill these folks, and just denied every single one of those folks entry you'd probably be fired too, at best
With all of the fruit punch clownery that went down, I’m amazed that Spiff didn’t find the secret line of “Tell anyone about this and I cut your throat”
Just to clear it up: the FNAF 6 building doesn't have burn marks in Security Breach because Henry burned the vent system maze around it where the animatronics were, not the building itself. The Pizzaplex was built on top of it, after it fell to a sink hole, presumably because Fazbear Entertainment already owned that area.
Something that struck me rewatching this, is that a similar thing happened to me during my many playthroughs of this game while clowning. You either get so impatient for the win, or so lulled into a trance by the music and hopping children, that you'll hit spacebar when it is very clearly not a win. I've totally ruined runs by just throwing my coins down the toilet via improper clowning.
the true strategy to beat the nights in this game is dont care about any sounds except the sound that plays when a task is done. you start the night, scan, put an audio on the side where most animatronics are, start a task, look at the side where you didnt put a sound, hear carefully until you hear that the task you are doing is done, start another task, look at the side,rinse and repeat. and you turn on the ventilation system when the temperature is at 115º and turn it off when the temperature is at 70º this startegy requires rng but its the best strategy since actually caring about sound cues and going with the usual strategy might take longer to beat it first try than going with my startegy and dying 9 times and at the tenth try winning because the usual strat is when you hear a sound, turn everything off, wait until everything is quiet, start a task, hear a sound, turn everything off reseting the task you are doing etc taking really long to finish 1 night while not caring about anything you will take no time to finish all task or to die edit: it took 7 attempts for me to beat night 5 but 1 try for night 6, thats the rng
I tend to come back to this vid when I'm feeling down, like after an argument or a bad day. It helps me remember that the clown cares for all, and won't hesitate to give you fruit punch
Great vid Spiff! I recently did Blacklisted, and the strat I used was actually not that hard/bad. Mainly, you have to use every play token on Tuesday-Saturday on the Carnival Hoops, which actually pay out more in the long term due to the FPC not ALWAYS guaranteeing a 10-kid scare. On Monday, you need to get a few items here and there (and get she sponsorship here too), to be able to afford the Carnival Hoops, as well as some other items that DON’T increase your Health and Safety bonuses, since those points subtract from your total risk. BUT, by far the most important strat is that you NEVER should place down any items you buy UNTIL Saturday, since there is absolutely no need to increase your risk during the main gameplay segments. Also, by placing anything with risk down, you may have to deal with an extra animatronic on the next night, and may miss out on a salvage, which could help you buy extra items. You ALSO want to buy Lefty ASAP so he doesn’t get in later on, and then you can’t buy him. On Saturday, place down EVERY item you bought over the week, and make sure you have at LEAST 50 Risk. Then, start the night, and when you win, you’ll get the Blacklisted Certificate. This strat was based off of the TH-camr Ambience’s strat, who has great guides for anything related to FNAF. :D
Hi spigg, I would love to inform you that I have indeed been rewatching the clown video over and over. He has kept me comfort in my darkest moments. The fruit punch clown has been there when no one else was. Thank you for your time.
Spiff is obsessed with fnaf… and this point I feel like I’m starting to be concerned… then I remember I’ve been obsessed with FNAF for 6/7 years and I’m no longer concerned.
yet he's still haven't found the true ending, the ending showing the true story, he was controlling the tronics. Sister location?, he killed the hanged humans and made the tronics think they did. He was at the start and it's to late now, no one will know what happened next, but him. Just preying will make nothing happen, he's everyone's god but we just don't know it yet.
I wonder how safe things like the Prize King and Balloon Barrel work with liability. Like you get a capsule from the Prize King and it just shoots you in the eye with it.
So I personally think the reason why there's so many different ideas of how to get this ending is due to the fact that there's technically so many ways to get it. Really you just need the liability. The reality is most people didn't realize that and probably had a lot more. Others will be really close to getting an ending and then accidentally get the blacklisted ending. Others might just be really good at getting liability and lawsuits. Some endings do override each other so it's kind of hard to figure out as a player what the real answer is. And it should be noted that anyone can really update the wiki.
Okay, here's the real security breach lore: Gregory takes that elevator down into an abandoned under construction area and starts turning on all those generators. There is no ventilation there, so he gets CO2 poisoning and starts hallucinating a decrepid version of the pizzaria simulator place (which he knows because he played pizzaria simulator, obviously) One sign that everything that happens down there isn't real is that they ride an elevator deep underground and after defeating William, we're expected to believe Gregory and Freddy just *walk out*? Absolute nonsense.
"devs are never lazy" spiff says as he plays a game that when it was released people were falling out of the map and finding bugs as if it was nothing.
I just keep rewatching and rewatching this video, over and over… its my 3rd time I believe today! it’s hypnotizing, it’s a comfort. We all are the clowns
14:40 | I was looking at this one... and and just instinctively started scrambling to find the year! XD *Mind* : Where is it? WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT!? SOMETHING! WHERE IS THE F**KNG YEAR!!!???
i've made this an ongoing thing by watching this video twice a month, but now that he has realized what we're doing i'm changing it to four times a month. Spiff i love you, but this is for your own good.
So I went through the entire VOD and did some mathing, On the first run, you spent 26 minutes and 53 seconds on fruit punch, and exactly 4 minutes on lemonade, bringing your first run total to 30 minutes and 53 seconds. Your second run (the last one basically, a whole chunk of VOD was the mediocre ending and you didn’t use the clowns), you spent 35 minutes 26 seconds getting fruit punched *Therefore, you spent 1 hour, 6 minutes and 29 seconds clowning around!* Now I did do this by maths rather than actually timing perfectly but this is the rough approximation :) I have a whole sheet of workings out so I can tell you specific stats like longest and shortest time if you’re interested! So I was well off with the 3 hours but I mean that’s what it felt like so pls enjoy these stats
Actually the pizzeria didn't burn down in the 6th game, only the large tunnel system underground did, the pizzarea was abandoned, as in the map during your cores for the night, the box in the center is the actual location, meaning the tunnel system spanned farther than the pizzarea itself, thus only allowing the tunnels to burn the animatronics, and allowing the pizzarea to stay up
Then how is the Funtime Freddy and baby faces on the blob in their original state, not burnt and still have the paint? Maybe burnt in the S.B true ending?
I mean a way out for whoever you’re playing for is mentioned in the ending (too tired to remember who you play as) so the animatronics could’ve easily crawled into your security office and take the way out
An incredible journey for sure. An amazing and detestable twist villan, the scam beaver, and great supporting characters like the clown. I was really invested in the prize king arc, with the inspiring underdog story of fytzzo. Literally perfect. I am a bit disappointed that lemonade clown didn't get as much screen time to fully flesh out his arc, but I'm sure they'll pick it up in the sequel.
Man, this video has everything. Ticking, clown, fnaf, voice over, stream highlights, good pacing, insane chat, suffering, and most of all, ticking and clown
I think it's hilarious that Spiff never realized he just needed to remove the other animatronics to get his money back on that beaver. (No idea where I got that fact from.) Also, looking in the files, yes, you only need to have a liability of 50 or more to get the Blacklisted ending.
rewatching this specifically because of the speedrunning blacklist video ("Becoming the FASTEST person to get BLACKLISTED from Freddy's Pizzeria") at 13:18 when Spiff mentions that this video keeps getting views. god bless this video
btw afton's model in pizza sim has a missing arm and is more tattered than this one, which leads me to believe that he was repaired using the destroyed body of glam bonnie and it was vanessa who made monty kill bonnie like stated in the the game
monty literally has bonnies claws tho, sinec he kileld him, and then they replaced bonnie with monty and gave monty hte claws from bonnie to play bass bettre.
After like my 7th rewatch of this video, I'm surprised you never got the secret "tell anyone about this and I cut your throat" clown line, with how much you've were clowning
Gentlemen, I am glad to inform you that I am once again back to watch the clown video. Edit: it is once again time to re-watch the clown video. Edit: I always come back to watch the clown video.
This is the first time ive come across this channel and this video but it seems like I am now legally obligated to watch this video at least once a week
Need a stream of just the clown for 6hrs, its my happy place during finals week. The music and soothing nature of digital children happy in a pizzeria only to be suprised by a clown who is able to please them all, with four simple words "Fruit punch for everyone" Magnificent
"Devs are never lazy. Story is never just made up on a whim. It's all calculated." I'm guessing Security Breach is the one exception, considering the number of plot-holes in this game.
I always lose my shit seeing Music man come outta the ball pit, it made sense anytime liability was attached to it. I'm still wondering how a barrel of balloons can be evil
IF YOURE REWATCHING THIS MAKE SURE YOURE SUBBED
Update: Happy 2nd birthday to the clown video
23:22
Fruit punch for everyone :)
It is set in stone now, each month, the clown shall be there
But we do, so take it as a sogn that its a good video!
Keep making great content pls :)
it’s to good
I love the fact that chat starts off with “please anything but the clown” and quickly gets stockholmed into begging for him to visit the clown.
The clown is everything
We shall watch the clown
We are nothing without the clown.
I was silently screaming “THE CLOOOOOWN”
@@TheSpooderQueen The clown one with us and we are one with the clown
I forgot Spiff is named David, so when he started talking to himself when he makes a mistake in Fruit Punch Clown Minigame For Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator (2017), I really thought he just decided one of the kids was named David, and he's the one that's always outside of the clown's AOE.
Bruh I thought the same thing
haha same
Sameeee
Same, but thanks to you I know that his name is David, so thanks I guess XD
Dude why did you put the whole entire name all you needed was fruit clown mini game 1😂🤣
"you guys are gonna have to learn to love the clown"
Chat got the fucking memo on that one, etched it to their hearts even
Clown is live clown is life
I absolutely adore the phases chat goes through regarding the clown:
-They describe the music as soothing and relaxing
-They despise the music and clown
-Worshipping the clown
So, a full circle?
They grow up so fast 😢
@@st77424it’s more like ➡️↘️↗️
*clown*
Fruit punch clown- the jackpot maker and blacklisted extraordinaire
I like how the lawsuits in fazbears simulator go from "I got food poisoning :(" to just "a child's frontal lobe has been bitten off by an animatronic"
"i shlipped on a puddle"
"my child was stomped on and flattened like a pancake"
"my tummy hurt 😢"
"The owner personally beat my child to death with his bare hands"
@@honkstheclown8631me fr
“My child nearly choked on a pizza!”
“My child was brutally murdered by the owner and stuffed into a springlock suit.
“My daughter tripped!”
“My daughter got parasites from the drinking water.”
The absolute emotional roller coaster at the end of buying el chip, getting nothing in return, and then getting 10 thousand dollars from the prize king was ENTHRALLING
how tf you have 1k likes but no replies?
@@Dictator_Pirate271 true its been like 4 months and you’re the first reply
It’s like burning the money
@@maxwelldodge4420 it's about sending a message
i literally screeched
penguinz0 in that Poop Unicorn video
"Fruit Punch For Everyone"
Those words can send shivers down the spine of even the most fearless people on the planet
F r u i t
P u n c h
F o r
E v e r y o n e
Let's do some clowning
He can tell death treaths, sadly its quite rare
"tell me those four words and i'm yours"
I fear no man. But that… thing… it scares me.
31:15 What makes this even funnier (or more unfortunate, depending on how you look at it) is that the Posh Pizzeria achievement was SUPPOSED to give you $30,000, but was removed from the game
Fruit punch for everyone 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯
It just gives you pickles, right?
@autumn_sunday I think pickles come from all achievements done?? Like the 3 he did in the run? Not entirely sure though
@@doodlydungeon8576 that is what most people think, but it is just from Posh Pizzeria
@@meepmeep119tbf to get the posh pizzeria you basically HAVE to have the other achievements cash but idk
I always loved how casually ominous this game is. The casual messages of "hey this is in pretty bad condition, there's probably something hiding inside it" and other shit like that is awesome.
imo, this is the best game in the franchise by a decent margin
@@wooper4784 prolly cause this one has actual gameplay for once. and the best lore too, imo
@@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis best game play is a contender for #1 but maybe fnaf 2 is beaten there but the story especially the "connection terminated" monolog are probably the best fnaf story by far
@@DarkDashV6 fnaf world >>>>>>> fnaf it is best game
passive aggressive?
Henry trying to make sure his plan works: Micheal, why are you continuously playing the clown game?
Micheal, phyche broken after 40 years of death: hello, I like money
Underrated comment
"Micheal"
phyche
This comment is like abstract art
Canon
Every month, people of all kinds group together to achieve a common goal: to rewatch the clown video.
Did you watch your monthly dose of fRuiT PuNCh fOr EvEryOne?
Cause you should
Hello im here for my monthly visit *tips hat*
Here for my monthly visit too
@@pinkrat6138 I believe in three rewatchings of this per month
@@thatoneguy9844 good
Something about this clown makes me want to rewatch the video every time.
The fruit punch guy is cool too
yeah lemonade clown CARRIED this video
LMAO
@@pittagiiya wrong clown bud
@@Zappr I’ve been documenting my monthly rewatches- but this video is unironically one I come back to so much and is at the top of my “AstralSpiff comfort videos” playlist that I put on so much 😭😭😭
Something about the video is just so nicely edited but funny and relaxing. It’s perfect.
@@farawayxgalaxy That has inspired me to make a comfort videos playlist, thank you
New Lore: Spiff is actually scooped and Pizzabot took over his body, hence the ticking.
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT MY GUY it all makes sense now
No It's quite different. Spiff in exposing map bot thought he had won but pizza bot stepped up to the role. Here he dislikes the ticking but before he liked the ticking. Its the reverse spiff is trapped in the cycle of attempting to destroy the pizza plex but new bots just take the vacant role he creates.
imagine if 2.2 in gd had a game like that car race thing
@@unzor_1 how is this related to the comment at all
@@AbsnormalCoolest cheese
I don’t even play FNAF, but I find the concept of running a crappy pizzeria that gets sued every day entertaining
I like the idea that the owner doesnt understand what makes it so creepy and sees the animatronics as really good quality
Without the night time portion I would play the hell out of this pizzaria tycoon game
@@jnd3774 with a little file editing, you can skip the night sections, although it still takes a little time
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Remember: here’s what you need to do for the blacklisted ending. You need to get sued 900 times a second, have a construction job irl, be on a Tuesday night at 6 in the morning, have 0$, eat the clown, choke on a brick, eat lettuce, have a 9000 liability and all marked down items. That’s how you get it.
Don't forget to spin around in a circle 4.563 times, spinning at a rotation of 3 cm a second, but you can only do it at 5:59:59 on the livesplit timer on sunderday
You just need 39 collectables.
And dont forget: watch the fruit punch clown for 3 hours straight without hitting enter.
LOL
And you need the pickles
the best part is that it's entirely spiggs fault that chat is obsessed with the clown to this day
the king may have gotten you across the finish line, but never forget the clown that started everything
Clown was the coach who died a tragic death
The king helped you by giving you the motivation to continue to fight till the end
Spiff couldn't possibly forget the clown, especially since he _is_ one.
@@Hithere-uz6wd the clown was literally every JJBA coach
why does this sound like a genuine quote
clown shit i tell you
If there isn't one already, chat needs a 'fruit punch for everyone' sound effect
I agree
Agreed
I agree as well
My opinion aligns with your statement.
I am objectionless after reading this text
The picture he showed for how to get blacklisted actually wasn't the wiki, it was a guide that was online. The actual wiki says a liability of 50+ when finishing the game, and that's what I've always thought.
This is also what DJ Sterf said often when they would run Blacklist% so I believe this is correct.
That makes sense, do you have to not have every scrap? Or does this trigger above the true ending
Pretty sure that's the requirement, at least it worked for me every time. Just have 50+ liability by the end
@@TheCat_3 I'm pretty sure you get the blacklisted with all, since you can still get stuff like lorekeeper with all of them. There's no reason to salvage anything though since it makes things easier. If you don't salvage you only have to deal with Lefty since you'll want to buy him for the liability he gives.
That is correct
Spliff casually gives chat Stockholm Syndrome by playing the clown game
*All Hail the Clown*
I love the descriptions of "mental trauma" by the lawsuits XD
"He suffered grievous mental trauma at the sight of his friends having fun while he was sick"
😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite was one along the lines of "girl broke her index finger after harassing an animatronic, were it not for the egregious neglect of Fazbear Enterprise, the itsy bitsy spider would still be able to continue up the spout"
@@HavokwreakerLMAOO
Hearing all the different ways to get Blacklisted reminds me of all the rumors about getting Mew from under a truck and other super complicated ways to get weird in game rewards/events.
Same here, glad to see the truck is still well and alive despite the age of the internet
Hearing all the different ways to get blacklisted reminds me of the rumors of getting the golden axe(Lumber tycoon 2 Roblox) and youtubers just post their attempts clickbaitating people
reminds me of the “how to summon herobrine not clickbait” videos from like 2012
@@cowabanger the good old days.
Like the mystery box, so many ways to get the ray gun and if you didnt get it, you did it wrong. Simple as that
That stream you Clowned around 37 times. Totalling at 4106 seconds (68 minutes and 26 seconds). With the longest clowning session being 359seconds.
The phrase "clowning session" is absolutely sending me
looks like he knows who to hire for his birthday
Thank you
clowning around
MEET THE HEAVY
Happy 5 Mil views on the clown video! All of which were totally unique and not a product of clown rewatches frfr.
Gonna be 6 pretty soon
It’s 6 now
rewatches dont give videos views
Now it’s 6.2 mln!
frfr.
Spiff: "I think it's impossible to get 3 lawsuits"
Markiplier: *YOU DARE UNDERMINE MY ACHIEVEMENTS?*
didnt he pull that off by buying literally nothing and going bankrupt on like the first day
@@glassphoenix9095 I think it was on his first playthrough after he bought lefty
Funny enough I got like 40 risk and never got a single lawsuit
@@feliperivas1382 you have god luck i get a lawsuit from the dang ball pit,
@@giorgiiobidze351 lEfTy is FIVE dOLLarS?!
fun fact: there's a fnaf guide book that directly states all blacklisted needs is 50 liability. it was released in like 2019, so its weird that after all this time there were still people who didnt know how it worked
To be fair, fnaf guide books aren’t known to be the epitome of accuracy.
fair, but the statement is more of a fact about the game's mechanics rather than lore that's subject to change. it's like 'kitchen noises means chica's in the kitchen' vs. 'chicas rainbow platformer in fnafworld has lore significance'. one is a statement of fact, while the other falls more under speculation
@@CM-Canary that’s true, but I was going more along the lines of “the fnaf guide book for security breach has the wrong instructions for the fire ending” and not “purple guy is phone guy” details.
I just checked my copy of the book and it was right there with all the other endings 😂
@@butterycake oh mb i never got the security breach guidebook but thats hilarious
Is there anyone other here who keeps watching it to make sure that it always shows in spiff’s top 10 videos every month?
You think you’re sneaky
We're in this together buddy
I've had this video on loop for 2 days straight now
Fruit Punch for everæbody
I mean, it's just really great he downright stops playing the game the video's about at some point.
i cannot emphasize enough how eager i am to rewatch this video every time it comes up in my recommended and i cannot explain why
@@kiw2758 it's the clown
@@spearghost225 oh i know but. what about him 😭
@@kiw2758suddenly FrUiTpUnCh FoR eVeRyBoDy
@@kiw2758 clown
After suffering through the whole stream for this, I expect this video to be 38 minutes of fOoT pUnCh FoR eVeRyONe
that voice lives rent free in my head
@@lobster6944 the bg song plays in my nightmares
i was hoping that that would be the only thing in the video unedited.
@@thegoldenbucketstudios9896 we need the 5 hour unedited version of the clown game (ft. ticking)
I forgot I wanted to time how long we spent in the clown. My guess is 2 hours out of 7
Literally the first Spiff video I ever watched and I may or may not have formed an unhealthy attachment and now contribute to disturbing Spigg with clown stats. Not sorry.
Help me I have watched this video over 4 times I can’t stop coming back to it
Same
@@crinkledalebob9234 Rookie numbers. We gotta keep this video as one his most viewed every month.
@@crinkledalebob9234 rookie numbers, you have to be watching atleast 6 times a day.
You know, I’m starting to wonder why they make such a big deal about the bite of 87 when it seems like these guys are biting people on the reg.
Like at this point it's part of the appeal.
If a trip to Freddy’s doesn't maim at least 2 kids it's considered a dull affair.
it's like the public executions in victorian-era britain
@@chalkycherries even better, they’re all innocent
It was horrifying at the beginning when a kid showed up dead in an alleyway or got their head bit off in front of everyone but now it's just normal. You either get your kid killed or get to watch another kid die, it's just the chance you have to take for some shitty pizza and arcade games.
@@oranplan1630 and then you *actually* think about what happens, then feel sad but then you don't feel sad anymore because you're heartless.
oh dear, silly me. I seem to have watched the whole video once again without realizing. Such a shame... I'll be back soon to do the exact same thing again
I wonder if it's just because of how random this game is. Maybe all the solutions people gave you worked for someone but without any of them looking into *why* it worked.
Which that seems kinda strange because isn't Pizzeria Sim still on ClickTeam? Anyone could decompile the game and look at any time.
@@kaijuultimax9407 I think people did decompile it but the focus was always more on the lore clues than the other gameplay aspects. Endings like Blacklisted or Bankruptcy often get overlooked because people look at the Insanity ending and such.
What could also make it more confusing depends completely on how the game handles the player making the requirements for multiple endings. If the player could get the "Completion" ending or the "Blacklist" ending, which one will it give you?
@@steff-annedark3166 That's the kind of thing you'd need to decompile the game to see. When you have a situation where multiple endings have their criteria filled, then there's usually a hard-coded order of operation setup to determine which ending you get.
@@kaijuultimax9407 From what I've heard, Clickteam got an update and some point that made their games much harder to decompile.
I'm not exactly sure what compels me to constantly rewatch this video. I'm not sure if it's the clown, the content of the video outside of the clown, the idea that this video is repeatedly appearing in Spiff's top 10 videos monthly, or if I'm just going insane. All of these options seem feasible.
At first for me it was not the clown. It was the ridiculousness that this hadn't been figured out for four years. Then one day, I saw a comment about how you can watch the chat go from loathing the clown to begging for it. Now I am here to watch chat. I have watched this video twice in 9 days. I probably am going crazy.
But also, I know exactly what this video holds ((after watching it 15-20 times)). If I am stressed out, the clown will be here. The clown will always be here. There is nothing stressful about this video. And I already know and trust the clown.
@@nyandoesthings there is truly fruit punch for everyone
I don't know why I rewatch
All I know is clown
I've been here for decades, just watching the clown
@@nyandoesthings there's melatonin in the fruit punch
I like how when Spiff says “YOU MISSING CHILD!” its actually 2 children on top of each other.
Golden freddy in a nutshell
@@DuoIsStillAlive holy shit ur right
no he's just General Grievous
The craziest thing is he says the correct requirements at the start of the video, and then gets gaslit by chat into a ton of wrong requirements.
4AM. Time for my daily clown video
I sure hope Spiff doesn't find out about us rewatching
😂
@@AstralSpiff can we have more clown please?
@@AstralSpiff IT'S THE CLOWN HIMSELF
it's that time again
@@AstralSpiff spigg plz moar clovn,
GUYS RUN HES FOUND US.
😂😂
Gamers scatter the police have found our clown ration stash
honestly I just come back everyone once in awhile just for the clown, I downloaded the game just to have the clown experience THIS is my Roman Empire
I've only played through this game once.
I treated it like a business simulator.
Made massive profits, with no liability, no lawsuits, no advertising, rejected every scrap immediately.
I got fired at the end of the week for not taking salvage. I don't remember getting a certificate for it
I think there is a certificate for not salvaging anything
@@completlynormalhypernova666 one of these days, I'll replace my busted computer and can play again. Might try this All Certificates
To be fair, the game literally tells you that you should salvage everything.
@@logangoetz4319 yup. And the fact that when you don't salvage anything, yet pull in massive profits, you get fired, goes to show the business is just a cover up. :)
@@camwyn256 I mean, if you were hired at a place specifically meant to lure in and kill these folks, and just denied every single one of those folks entry you'd probably be fired too, at best
"You've been deemed a liability hazard, even for us." Now THAT's saying something
With all of the fruit punch clownery that went down, I’m amazed that Spiff didn’t find the secret line of “Tell anyone about this and I cut your throat”
Real?
What, where
@@orenashes3961when you beat the clown there's like one in an infinity chance
@@masteroox omagosh. wow. thank you thats amazing and disturbing and amazing.
I thought the last word was soul.
90% of fruit punch clown players quit right before they’re about to surprise all of the kids
Fruit punch for everyone 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯
Just to clear it up: the FNAF 6 building doesn't have burn marks in Security Breach because Henry burned the vent system maze around it where the animatronics were, not the building itself. The Pizzaplex was built on top of it, after it fell to a sink hole, presumably because Fazbear Entertainment already owned that area.
So...he burnt the bridges, metaphorically?
I know absolutely nothing about FNAF and this is so hilarious to me
Obi wan, i am big fan
i'm sorry lol but you just don't build a megaplex on top of a former diner that SUNK INTO THE EARTH
@@ProjectAudrey do you think fazbear entertainment cares? They’ve done dumber
I'm glad Spiff appreciates Henry's speech, honestly. It's truly a work of art.
That being said, I'm still salty what Security Breach did to it, lmao.
I hope they explain it in the dlc because they clowned on FNAF 6 so much
@@matt-ei4ts DLC plotwist: Henry survived using the same method as Afton and came back to end it
@@ryokiritani4187 No matter what, they aint topping the ending of fnaf 6
I just consider Pizzeria Sim the end of the series and everything else is a spinoff, makes me happier that way
Oh thanks Henry, but uhh, hey look at this funny guy
Something that struck me rewatching this, is that a similar thing happened to me during my many playthroughs of this game while clowning. You either get so impatient for the win, or so lulled into a trance by the music and hopping children, that you'll hit spacebar when it is very clearly not a win. I've totally ruined runs by just throwing my coins down the toilet via improper clowning.
"improper clowning"
@@gothiiispiderz yeah. lol
Back two years later to once again watch the clown video. It’s like an old friend, very comforting.
It’s funny that the confetti was marked down it’s like they just paint razor blades and throw em all over the floor
the true strategy to beat the nights in this game is dont care about any sounds except the sound that plays when a task is done. you start the night, scan, put an audio on the side where most animatronics are, start a task, look at the side where you didnt put a sound, hear carefully until you hear that the task you are doing is done, start another task, look at the side,rinse and repeat.
and you turn on the ventilation system when the temperature is at 115º and turn it off when the temperature is at 70º
this startegy requires rng but its the best strategy since actually caring about sound cues and going with the usual strategy might take longer to beat it first try than going with my startegy and dying 9 times and at the tenth try winning because the usual strat is when you hear a sound, turn everything off, wait until everything is quiet, start a task, hear a sound, turn everything off reseting the task you are doing etc taking really long to finish 1 night while not caring about anything you will take no time to finish all task or to die
edit: it took 7 attempts for me to beat night 5 but 1 try for night 6, thats the rng
i watched the whole vod. i skipped none of the clownery. it was an EXPERIENCE
i was in the stream, i got spiff to say a dashcon reference for the second time
FrUiT pUnCh FoR eVeRyOnE
I am traumatised still from it
I was there live 😭
Same.
I tend to come back to this vid when I'm feeling down, like after an argument or a bad day. It helps me remember that the clown cares for all, and won't hesitate to give you fruit punch
I love how everyone is re-watching this again just because he called us out lmao the clown has us in an unrelenting choke hold
this is my 3rd time watching this😭
4th or 5th for me. I think.
@@rogue_2k374 remember to WATCH THE CLOWN
My 6th time watching Hello😂😂😂
Just like Afton, I always come back
Great vid Spiff! I recently did Blacklisted, and the strat I used was actually not that hard/bad. Mainly, you have to use every play token on Tuesday-Saturday on the Carnival Hoops, which actually pay out more in the long term due to the FPC not ALWAYS guaranteeing a 10-kid scare. On Monday, you need to get a few items here and there (and get she sponsorship here too), to be able to afford the Carnival Hoops, as well as some other items that DON’T increase your Health and Safety bonuses, since those points subtract from your total risk. BUT, by far the most important strat is that you NEVER should place down any items you buy UNTIL Saturday, since there is absolutely no need to increase your risk during the main gameplay segments. Also, by placing anything with risk down, you may have to deal with an extra animatronic on the next night, and may miss out on a salvage, which could help you buy extra items. You ALSO want to buy Lefty ASAP so he doesn’t get in later on, and then you can’t buy him. On Saturday, place down EVERY item you bought over the week, and make sure you have at LEAST 50 Risk. Then, start the night, and when you win, you’ll get the Blacklisted Certificate. This strat was based off of the TH-camr Ambience’s strat, who has great guides for anything related to FNAF. :D
but- but- but froot punch for everywon :(
@@oranplan1630 ok yeah, true, maybe it’s good to play a game or two with the froot punch dood, especially if you get a lot of cash 😂
ambeince saves the day yet agian.
I sure am glad none of us are rewatching this video every month
Its a nice to Indulge in some fruit punch clown between tears of the kingdom sessions lol.
@@crazyman2188 or while you're playing totk
i fucking am
yeah hah that'd be so weird 😅😭
@@SecretAgentMilfordMeanswell *looks at my monthly comments* whoops
Hi spigg, I would love to inform you that I have indeed been rewatching the clown video over and over. He has kept me comfort in my darkest moments. The fruit punch clown has been there when no one else was. Thank you for your time.
Spiff is obsessed with fnaf… and this point I feel like I’m starting to be concerned… then I remember I’ve been obsessed with FNAF for 6/7 years and I’m no longer concerned.
Same here :/
Same- and I’m still kinda obsessed so yeah
He's obsessed with the clown.
@@KaneyoriHK worse...
He's deep in it!!!
yet he's still haven't found the true ending, the ending showing the true story, he was controlling the tronics. Sister location?, he killed the hanged humans and made the tronics think they did. He was at the start and it's to late now, no one will know what happened next, but him. Just preying will make nothing happen, he's everyone's god but we just don't know it yet.
I wonder how safe things like the Prize King and Balloon Barrel work with liability. Like you get a capsule from the Prize King and it just shoots you in the eye with it.
Rust and black mold
Ball pit suffocation hazard.
@@raziyatheseeker you don't even need to justify the liability of ball pits those things are disease cesspits in real life
You get a splinter from the balloon barrel lol
The balloon barrel holds you at gunpoint when you try to take balloons from it
So I personally think the reason why there's so many different ideas of how to get this ending is due to the fact that there's technically so many ways to get it. Really you just need the liability. The reality is most people didn't realize that and probably had a lot more. Others will be really close to getting an ending and then accidentally get the blacklisted ending. Others might just be really good at getting liability and lawsuits. Some endings do override each other so it's kind of hard to figure out as a player what the real answer is. And it should be noted that anyone can really update the wiki.
I love watching the transition of chat from absolute dispair, to complete addiction.
chat we really are something
Spiff recently mentioned that he suspects some of his viewers come back to rewatch this video consistently, and he's right
I'm one of those viewers
🤨📸
@@AstralSpiff 🤡📸
@@fishbot9902 📸🤡*
(Cause he's in the top right, duh 🙄)
Me too fr, prolly my 11th time here in the past month
@@snakeeatingapringle0 fröòt panch fœ everyjuan
Okay, here's the real security breach lore: Gregory takes that elevator down into an abandoned under construction area and starts turning on all those generators. There is no ventilation there, so he gets CO2 poisoning and starts hallucinating a decrepid version of the pizzaria simulator place (which he knows because he played pizzaria simulator, obviously) One sign that everything that happens down there isn't real is that they ride an elevator deep underground and after defeating William, we're expected to believe Gregory and Freddy just *walk out*? Absolute nonsense.
Huh, that’s so normal it might be right!
Omg you are a genius! Fnaf games are canon in fnaf universe, so this must be true!
The only problem is that CO2 poisoning doesn’t cause hallucinations. It makes you feel tired and sick.
www.cdc.gov/co/faqs.htm
@@14dyingstars shockingly it isn't too farfetched
what
"devs are never lazy" spiff says as he plays a game that when it was released people were falling out of the map and finding bugs as if it was nothing.
That’s not lazy, that’s a design choice! An art style! A purposeful decision!
To be fair it could be down to horrible management
i attribute that to schedules and rushing out to get the game done, not laziness
They wanted to make it way better, the fandom rushed em.
@@snakesbakecookies they were overambitious.
"This is the fruit punch clown, a character you will become well acquainted with"
he didn't know how true those words were at the time
I just keep rewatching and rewatching this video, over and over… its my 3rd time I believe today! it’s hypnotizing, it’s a comfort. We all are the clowns
Keep up the good work
good job,
I shall continue my quest on rewatching this video a huge amount of times so it will appear on the most watched videos again
Remember to rewatch it RIGHT NOW
ALL WATCH THE CLOWN🤡
shoeske
8:04 Spiff, you always need to read all of the lawsuit. There's some real comedy hidden in them
14:40 | I was looking at this one... and and just instinctively started scrambling to find the year! XD
*Mind* : Where is it? WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT!? SOMETHING! WHERE IS THE F**KNG YEAR!!!???
"He threw it away. *What a waste."*
I’m glad everyone keeps coming back to the clown as much as I have lately
i've made this an ongoing thing by watching this video twice a month, but now that he has realized what we're doing i'm changing it to four times a month. Spiff i love you, but this is for your own good.
I watch it 8 times a month
Every time I see it I give it a watch
Imagine not having it on loop for the last year
So I went through the entire VOD and did some mathing,
On the first run, you spent 26 minutes and 53 seconds on fruit punch, and exactly 4 minutes on lemonade, bringing your first run total to 30 minutes and 53 seconds.
Your second run (the last one basically, a whole chunk of VOD was the mediocre ending and you didn’t use the clowns), you spent 35 minutes 26 seconds getting fruit punched
*Therefore, you spent 1 hour, 6 minutes and 29 seconds clowning around!*
Now I did do this by maths rather than actually timing perfectly but this is the rough approximation :) I have a whole sheet of workings out so I can tell you specific stats like longest and shortest time if you’re interested! So I was well off with the 3 hours but I mean that’s what it felt like so pls enjoy these stats
Actually the pizzeria didn't burn down in the 6th game, only the large tunnel system underground did, the pizzarea was abandoned, as in the map during your cores for the night, the box in the center is the actual location, meaning the tunnel system spanned farther than the pizzarea itself, thus only allowing the tunnels to burn the animatronics, and allowing the pizzarea to stay up
Then how is the Funtime Freddy and baby faces on the blob in their original state, not burnt and still have the paint? Maybe burnt in the S.B true ending?
@@MW-om4tb I honestly can't come up with an answer to that, what I said is simply idea of it but that is a very compelling argument
@@MW-om4tb they are the models from AR, its pretty clear that what we see isnt the truth down there...
I mean a way out for whoever you’re playing for is mentioned in the ending (too tired to remember who you play as) so the animatronics could’ve easily crawled into your security office and take the way out
@@MW-om4tb aren't those faces from sister location? They weren't on Molten Freddy and Scrap Baby when they burned down.
Shout outs to everyone STILL rewatching this video on a regular basis to mess with spiff
All Clown Moments (Outside of the main clown in the top left (He starts at 0:16))
0:18
2:15
3:57
4:26
5:04
Piss Clown 11:47
15:24
22:22
24:08
27:53
30:36
34:56
I stil don't know how he didn't get secret quote
A true hero.
ty i was looking for this 🙏🙏
“You mean the clown in the top right?”
-FarlinGryphoness, 2022
you’re a legend
An incredible journey for sure. An amazing and detestable twist villan, the scam beaver, and great supporting characters like the clown. I was really invested in the prize king arc, with the inspiring underdog story of fytzzo. Literally perfect. I am a bit disappointed that lemonade clown didn't get as much screen time to fully flesh out his arc, but I'm sure they'll pick it up in the sequel.
I’m just now reading this comment holy crap
Man, this video has everything. Ticking, clown, fnaf, voice over, stream highlights, good pacing, insane chat, suffering, and most of all, ticking and clown
Just woke up 5 minutes ago. *TIME TO REWATCH THE CLOWWWWN*
I think it's hilarious that Spiff never realized he just needed to remove the other animatronics to get his money back on that beaver. (No idea where I got that fact from.)
Also, looking in the files, yes, you only need to have a liability of 50 or more to get the Blacklisted ending.
IKR IT MADE ME SO MAD 😭
i have insomnia, and ive been coming to watch this video to sleep so many times I automatically feel sleepy when i play it now. truly a work of art
goodjob on pavlov'ing yourself ^^
i would like to continue living in the comfortable chaos that is Spiff’s chat
Watching again just to mess with Spiff and keep this among his top videos
rewatching this specifically because of the speedrunning blacklist video ("Becoming the FASTEST person to get BLACKLISTED from Freddy's Pizzeria") at 13:18 when Spiff mentions that this video keeps getting views. god bless this video
btw afton's model in pizza sim has a missing arm and is more tattered than this one, which leads me to believe that he was repaired using the destroyed body of glam bonnie and it was vanessa who made monty kill bonnie like stated in the the game
@feddy pizzeria gamer how does that disprove anything? It makes it stronger if anything since fnaf6 had to come before sb for my theory to work
monty literally has bonnies claws tho, sinec he kileld him, and then they replaced bonnie with monty and gave monty hte claws from bonnie to play bass bettre.
@@generallyunimportant yes exactly
After like my 7th rewatch of this video, I'm surprised you never got the secret "tell anyone about this and I cut your throat" clown line, with how much you've were clowning
Gentlemen, I am glad to inform you that I am once again back to watch the clown video.
Edit: it is once again time to re-watch the clown video.
Edit: I always come back to watch the clown video.
As someone that was there during the stream, I learned to accept and love the clown. It truly was the saviour of this run.
The wiki is right you have to keep from letting all three of the animatronics into the pizzaria. True ending overides the blacklisted ending
Didnt he literally have all the animatronics on the last run
@@mouthwide0pen jimmy and the pulsating freddy
This is the first time ive come across this channel and this video but it seems like I am now legally obligated to watch this video at least once a week
fruit punch for everyone
As you should
i love how we all collectively decided to *keep* watching this xD
the commitment is real,,
Fruit punch for everyone
Watching chat go from hating to needing the clown is one of my favorite things
Need a stream of just the clown for 6hrs, its my happy place during finals week. The music and soothing nature of digital children happy in a pizzeria only to be suprised by a clown who is able to please them all, with four simple words
"Fruit punch for everyone"
Magnificent
truly
@@Phoenix00756 Unironically this video is the very first on my “AstralSpiff comfort videos” playlist. It’s a nice calming one for me.
"Devs are never lazy. Story is never just made up on a whim. It's all calculated."
I'm guessing Security Breach is the one exception, considering the number of plot-holes in this game.
There are no exceptions its all planned
impossible, too much heart and soul
yanderesim is another exception.c
edit: fuck, i forgot i ever posted this repkly lmfao
@@generallyunimportant Anything that happens in a game is always planned....
@@Lanesra62905 There ARE things such as bugs, the YS models glitching out, exploits, the like. All bc Yandev is a shitty dev
3:35
AstralSpiff: you missing child
Me: children
I always lose my shit seeing Music man come outta the ball pit, it made sense anytime liability was attached to it. I'm still wondering how a barrel of balloons can be evil
Extra splinters
I swear there’s just a small group of us repeatedly watching this video in hopes of making it Spiff’s most watched vid 😂
*and growing
Did you watch it today? You should
Hello
Currently at 3rd most popular
It’s almost to #3
The most I see it getting to is #2 because the original marathon is gaining views fast
pizzarea simulator is still the best ending in the franchise imo. henry has so many awesome one liners.
i'm rewatching this video to this day to help my lil adhd brain to shut up and fall asleep at night
very helpful 10/10. thanks, spiff
I hope Spiff doesn't notice me rewatching clownery at 6am for the 6th time this week 👀
.........
It's six am where I am rn....
Did you watch it today?
@@pinkrat6138 i don't know about you but i did
Did you watch it today
Ofc
time to rewatch this yet again so it stays in spiff's top ten videos
I just love it so much
I'm surprised in 4 years no one reverse engineered at least enough of the binary to find all the ending conditions
I can decompile the game like right now and check if you really want to (but will probably forget to 1 minute after making this reply)
@@Yqe- I assume you forgot one second after making this reply
@@safeforwork8546 Indeed I did
@@Yqe- Did you forget again?
@@crypt5129 Yes, because my computer storage is full and I can't bother cleaning out to redownload everything again.
something in my head makes me want to watch this video atleast once per month and I love it