"PRESIDENTIAL POETRY SLAM" - A Bad Lip Reading of the Second Presidential Debate
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- Donald and Hillary try to top each other's poetry while occasionally fielding questions from the audience.
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RIP Mike the Merry Cricket
"It was not good in my garden that year
it was not good in my garden
I am not brave
I am a merchant
My trade was bad for me, but
for my family and for my fearful son drake,
it sure looked like bravery
But it was not good in my garden that year
it was not good in my garden."
-Donald J. Trump 2016
Truly, a masterpiece.
Aaron Worland amazing
The poem that won him the election
Aaron Worland I didn’t know Drake was Trump’s son
👌👌👌👌
Freestyle rap battle
An analysis of "My Garden":
The phrase "It was not good in my garden that year" could refer to the different aspects of the merchant's personal life that were troubling for him, such as struggling to provide for his impoverished family. It may also represent the pain he experienced as he witnessed the people he raised and took close/gentle care of helplessly wither away (like flowers in a garden).
"I am not brave, I am a merchant" could represent the merchant's disparaging perception of himself. Perhaps he's disappointed in himself for not having achieved more, or taken the risk to try for a more fulfilling existence. It could also indicate the merchant feels he's let his family down.
"my trade was bad for me, but for my family and for my fearful son drake, it sure looked like bravery" The merchant's family admires the merchant's perseverance through whatever hardship (again, likely poverty) they're experiencing, and don't blame the merchant for their current position. Perhaps they are even grateful to him. "My trade was bad for me" could mean the merchant holds himself to far greater standards than his family holds him to, and feels deep self-hatred for falling so short of whatever those standards are.
"But it was not good in my garden that year, it was not good in my garden" no amount of effort or love/support from his family could change the horrible reality of their situation. Despite everything the merchant tried, he could never be sure he and his family would come out okay.
The tragic tale of a self-hating merchant endlessly trying (yet failing) to provide a good life for his suffering/impoverished family. If this poem wasn't a complete joke-turned-accident, it would actually be very moving.
artawesome30 😂😂😂
You won the internet with this!!! 🙌
I found myself thinking, "Where do you live bc you need to be my best friend!" 😁
And...I honestly thought every bit of that myself, but your dedication to type it all out has won me over. 💖😝🎈
EmbraceTheCrazy Girl Aww well thank you! Haha I'm so glad you liked it! xD
artawesome30 seriously.
Almost fangirling over here bc you responded. 😂
P.s. Nice name. ✔
Very good explanation. When I first heard it, this is exactly what I pictured, but you took the effort to put it in words. Very good.
Mom: what are you watching
Me: just politics
Mom: aww I'm proud of you
My mom: NOT in this house, NOT UNDER MY ROOF!!!
My mom: It’s about time you started watching politics!
'My Garden' actually sounded pretty poetic...
Puglous
I felt it was him giving us a very honest, poetic confession. Which is hilarious when you realize who it is lol
I was thinking that too. It speaks to me...
They Call Me The Hoff ok
I definitely agree!
Puglous I was thinking that the garden could be a metaphor for life and the hardships it brought.
•___• sometimes I look too deep into stuff :P
It doesn't matter who wins... 'cause something is waiting in the bushes for us.
Yeah, something is waiting in the bushes of love.
We found your TH-cam account, Obi-Wan. XD
It's true. We've all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us...
It ripped off your dad's face. He was screaming something awful!
In fact, there was this huge mess and I had to change the floors.
the floors?
I wasn't scared of clowns...
Until I saw two run for president.
Double Aero lmao!!!
I want to give you a thumbs up but the 69 thumbs up is too good to ruin.
What about Obozo the clown?
AKA worst president to date.
You must not live in North Carolina.
+
"Excuse me, I don't need the people.
I want me, personally. Forget the people."
LOSING IT RIGHT NOW
"..DONT TALK." 👌
And here in August of 2020 that perfectly fits what we know about Trump's extreme narcissism: I want me, personally. Forget the people.
It honestly sounds so much like something Trump would say though
Same but with “Stop talking or the witch will come get you”
"See, that's nasty!"
"It was not good in my garden that year"... Damn that was actually a beautiful poem
brought a tear to my eye
hollywoodshopaholic ikr
Ikr 😂
Deep af
R.I.P. Mike the Merry Cricket
Chris Noble
mom: PRESTON
preston: yea?
mom: PRESTON
preston: YEA I SAID YEA!
mom: PRESTON
preston: YEA I SAID YEA. A MIL-
XD THAT WAS A VINE! IT GOT CUT OFF XDD
random x3
Reid Lawrence XDDD
Chris Noble stealthily bobby was pretty good
1000th like
Chrissi Noble ... Until one horrible day - there’s cricket meat in the gravy, yes, there was
ma'am, this question is over.
I'm still dying over that one! Hahaha
Uh...Ok thanks.
This was the best part!
Game over yeeeeeaaaah!
I lost it haha
"Ma'am, this question is over"
: OK Thank you "
I laughed so hard at that.
@@MrKellyELA sameee
Do not ask about the poop.
I swear she actually said this!
@@panicmosem5969 It's fictional, but she's smart and witty enough that I'm sure she did say that to a reporter at some point
That one about the garden was actually pretty touching
Carson Reidy That's what won trump the election lol
We stay too fast,
for the wicked cadavers;
the ones who are dead,
and yet live.
Look!
There's a face of a skeleton,
in the sand where a person once died...
Just... because... zombies.
Beautiful
That could be the lyrics of a death metal song !
Zam Nodorszk I read this before seeing the video and thought it was an actual poem
😂😂😂
I think America has a right to know about that poop in the basket....
This question is over!
💩
Josh Trutwin I have to admit when she said "this question is over" I laughed
Thea Seed So did I. To me, it was very funny.
It's in the indictment.
Stealthily Bobby licked the mirror in high school.
The janitor went hi ho, oui oui. Come and dance for us!
On this sea of hope you're sure to float like a boat.
Come home and smell our candle scent
Oui oui! Come and dance for us.
You can meet Lou. He's a great dude and a surfer.
The janitor must be French or something.
@stephen noonan honestly idc
stephen noonan I get the reference 😊
Last line is like a poetic treasure dude...like seriously
I like how they string words together in non lobster-patriarchal order, so He's a great dude, although he's a surfer
There's actually people who are going to be using this as the deciding factor on who to vote for in the election.
America
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if an undecided voter used this to make up their mind because undecided voters are the stupidest people on the face of the earth.
Ben Richards I don't know - there are those that are voting for Trump because "he says what he means"
Yes.
James Hetherington Well there are people voting Hillary because she's a woman, so
"he's afraid of browness..." "I'm sorry sir, I shouldn't have said browness... can I get you a coffee or a nice donut?" 😂😂
Hillary would have spoken in her " black voice " . "I don't feel no way's tarred "
😅😂🤣🙏
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@@Brett33 Never once have heard that racist shIt, except from YOU just now
Does this mean I can say I've watched the debates now?
Absolutely.
Jay Milligan pretty much, yeah
And it probably made more sense than the original one.
I think it does.
Jay Milligan haha yes!
"Brown Bikini" is actually vague enough to sound like an actual weird poem.
Was at a clients watering plants...saw a brown bikini drying in the sun....thought of this poem.
Yes. Especially all of the color words used.
The summer ice I couldn’t melt in a brown bikini...
Sounds deep 🤔
It was.
The bikini is made of chocolate and was an anniversary gift from Bill to try spice up their sex life
"if you don't stop talking the witch will come get you." "Oh, dang!"
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
That red sweater guy cracked me up. Also, "He's afraid of brownness"
Long live Ken Bone!!!
PRAISE THE LORD KENNETH BONE!
I enjoyed the Ken Bone part so much, I think I'll "save" it... now where's my disposable film camera so I can take a picture of the screen...?
That red sweater guy is the man, the myth, the legendary Ken Bone!
KEN FUCKING BONE!!
"There was always parts of birds in our ice cream
Such as a little bird's eye
Vividly I ate a bird's eye
Stephanie, where's the bird's eye?
Wait, here's a little wing
Help me - it's crunchy
Why's that?
Don't want to touch it
Oh look, a beak
Guess everything's here."
Patty J. Ayers i bet you my english teacher will call this a masterpiece and make everyone in my class make a 3 page essay reflection
Patty J. Ayers 🍦Ice cream brand~ Wren and Canary
If not for it being made accidentally, this actually would be a really pretty good and interesting poem.
Truly, a masterpiece .
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BIRD'S EYE IS!
"uhh... uhm... exc..."
"martha don't ruin this okay."
Loved the flies on Hillary.
@@JMARTIN1947 There actually was 1 that landed on her face at 1 of the debates..same for BHO. 1 of the titles for satan is Lord of the flies...he obviously recognizes his own.
@Roy Futrell What a disgusting a fucked off "commandment" that should NEVER be heeded; you hear people? NEVER heed that "commandment". Flies have hundreds of diseases in and around them. What the fuck did I just read?
Does she not Kno thier there???🤣
"My Garden", is my favorite poem
Random Potato - My daughter and I quote lines from this poem in conversation at least once a week. 😂
it was not good in my garden
that year
it was not good in my garden
i am not brave, i am a merchant
my trade was bad for me but
for my family and for my fearful son drake,
it sure looked like bravery
but it was not good in my garden
that year
it was not good in my garden
shit's fuckin deep
Damn near made me cry
Holy shit it's actually kinda deep
i could see this with unique formatting in a poetry magazine that sells for $10.99
Holy shit that was meaningful
lmfaooooo
Brown bikini was actually deep.
Dustin Clark So is what's in it.
Sometimes the back of my underwear goes brown.
+Bendyrulz dood mine too!
as a poetry lover I kinda liked it lol
Brown Bikini is quite decent as a short piece of poetry. Seems to be erratic though ^^
Trump: You stop talking or the witch will come get ya.
Clinton: **smiles deviously**
"witch-hunt"
I'm supposed to be doing my homework but no here I am enjoying "Stealthily Bobby"
1975 damn what kinda hw?
Alison Jay history and some maths
1975 damn same bro
1975 damn legit. Hope the math is at least a little enjoyable
Stealthily. Bobby. Licked the mirror in high school.
The janitor went "High Ho, Oui Oui, Come and dance for us"
On the sea of hope you're sure to float, like a boat.
Come home and smell our candle scent, Oui Oui, Come and dance for us.
Though it's politicians, it's not really political. It's great stuff. Im dying for a bad lip reading debate. I miss Bernie Boy. Da lump de dum. "We call him bong bong!"
+On a journey lol. I hear ya my friend. My daughter and I often catch each other doing it. I'm glad we arent alone. Nice to meet you! 👋
Bad Lip Reading, I just want to thank you for being the ONLY fair political satire source I have seen this entire election period. On this site, or anywhere.
Disco Sisterwife I love that didn't slander one specific candidate, they shit in both of them. Love youtube channels who aren't biased and spread their political agenda
What is with this bizarre new collective belief that comedy has to be bipartisan and neutral (99% of it coming from triggered butthurt Trump supporters, of course). There’s is no moral imperative there. It’s not fucking news. Not that the news is remotely objective in America but at least there’s the pretense that it ought to be. If a politician does or says something ridiculous that can be exploited for comedic sake, it doesn’t have to be ‘fair and balanced’. Unfortunately for Trump voters, Trump is routinely ridiculous.
@@joshualuke7003 Then you have the "comedy" coming from the butthurt Hillary supporters.
@@joshualuke7003 Hillary was pathetic and despicable, but somehow it was deemed unacceptable to make fun of her for whatever reason
@@joshualuke7003 you love Hillary. You want to kiss her on the mouth
In case u want to sing along-
Stealthily Bobby:
Stealthily, bobby
Licked the mirror in high school
The janitor went hi ho, wee wee
Come and dance for us
On the sea of hope your sure to float
Like a boat
Come home and smell our candle scent, wee, wee
Come and dance for us
(You can meet Lou. He's a great dude and a surfer)
Like this if it was helpful
I think it’s oiu oiu, not wee wee
oui oui!
I completely memorized this a long time ago
The flies. I lost it.
wait I don't get it. explain pls
A fly actually did land on her forehead in the 2nd debate.
The very first fly is not CGI.
HyperdrivePics Why flies? They get attracted to bad odour and to crap in general.
According to respected political scientist Alex Jones, flies land on Clinton because she's a literal demon from Hell who stinks of sulphur. Lord of the Flies, get it?
this video should be framed in the Modern Museum of Art-- and whoever ends up losing the election should have a show on Adult Swim called Mike the Merry Cricket or Brown Bikini, IT IS DECIDED 👏👏👏👏👏
schmoyoho accent on the YO
+Rick David Debates are better as musicals
It's a TH-cam Comedy Gods party!
MY TWO FAVE SATIRE CHANNELS
I can't believe I was the first reply. And I literally was watching his songify of the last debate before I watched this BLR 😂🙌
It was not good in trump's garden that year.It was not good in his garden.
Why _is_ Trump nasty in front of all the people?
because he doesnt need the people
@@eriktransformer He needs Trump
@@tuesdaywithanh He isn't. He is for all minorities, legal immigrants, and patriots.
I googled "white house garden 2016" and found out that it was actually Mrs. Obama's garden.
I somehow came across this on 9/18/2024. I haven’t laughed this hard in a LONG time!! Please please we need a new one of the most recent debate! 😂
I understood this video better than I understood the actual debate.
tosha f Same!
same here
tosha f XD SAME
AGAIN.
"mam... this question is over" I FUCKING DIED HAHAHA
Lmao, the question was “What does your friend know about the poop in the basket-?” I wonder what the full question would have been.
It was not good in my garden that year..... it was not good in my garden.......
I am not brave
I am a merchant
I died from that
+MudkipMan 75
Rest in RIP
Dominic Bennett I was watching that part as I read this comment
Suparlec Botmec SAME
*snapping fingers*
BLR predicted the fly in a presidential debate!!
Actually a fly landed on Hillary in the debate back in 2016, I think the fly is like a bad omen, seems to land on the loser during the debates, which is crazy 😂
@@justclips823 I think so to because a fly landed on Mike Pence head and they lost
@@insanityhelps2800 Yah haha, it’s been Two Elections in a row now where a Fly landed on the losing sides candidates. Hillary in 2016, Pence in 2020; I think it’s super dope the fly made a comeback last year
"My Becky is so blonde, she first tried to make out with a bird."
My Beckeh is so blonde, she's blonde heh heh
I'm in agony from laughing so hard.
Thank you :)
stegokitty ?😂
stegokitty .
An actual fly landed on my screen during that last part
same
Nicole O. uh huuuuuh😒
A person who has a crush on me "Can I have your phone number?"
"Sir, this question is over."
Sadly, this was more coherent and substantive than the real debate.....
Agreed
No.... Thankfully, this was more coherent and substantive than the real debate.
everyone was doing so well until you had to bring up the real debate and your opinion. Let's enjoy the video for what it is!
Chris Castelonia You're right. I don't think anyone remembered these two were in an actual debate until I brought it up.
Now back to reality, the real debate was shit throwing. This was just retarded.
"Why is it that, in front of all the people, you're kind of nasty?"
I have been asking myself that since 2015
This made more sense than the actual debate
Awesome comment! Feels good to laugh. 😂
Thank you for that!
FUNYUN GAMING you are very welcome. Glad you found it amusing. 😁
sophia williams I'm sorry you couldn't understand the debate. You could try researching the candidates and the topics they were talking about to better understand
Kylee Russum no need I was being sarcastic.
Who put the sticks up the people's butts? That is so cruel. - Gamora
(Sad background music) "It was not good in my garden that year, it was not good in my garden."
Why is this more informative than the actual debate
TRUUUEE
Chloe Grace PHANDOM
Chloe Grace because now you can pass that English class you always wanted to finish
You obviously don't pay any attention. What did I expect from a fan of Phil and Dan?
+Josh Buck accurate
Stealthily Bobby is by far the best
Haunted Alex Rogers yes
Haunted Alex Rogers yessss😂
The flies 😂😂
my favorite part
lmao
;p
g
Weakk
"You stop talking soon or the witch will come get you. " I snorted my coffee out my nose :-)
A lot of these poems would actually be pretty good if you got rid of the weirder bits
EnderStar501 but then it would have no words
XD
bird's eye, my garden, and brown bikini all end up being pretty decent by some happenstance
Not bird's eye.
Male Sylph lol
The Fat guy with the little red sweater, his creep laugh .... two thumbs up! My cheeks hurt ;)
KEN BONE
The Bone Zone!
KEN BONE
The flies scene were really creepy! haha
WestWorld reference?
JediMasterOW Agreed.
""My gosh there's a bunch of flies, it's freaking me out...does she not notice?"😂😂😂
"For my fearful son, Drake" What is going on that we don't know about?
Makes even more sense now lol.
Trump's poems were great, especially the mike the merry cricket and the garden.
Also, I realized when Hillary said 'this question is over', they used the same scene when she said 'he's a great dude and a surfer'
Oh yeah... I can see the similarity of the two sentences.
"See that's nasty". Omg I hollered lmao
“My card says... oh wait this is empty. I’m a butthead so I’m just gonna wing it” haha fatttt mood. Had me laughing 😂
Bad Lip Reading, I want to sincerely thank you for taking the time to make these videos. I'm sure it takes a lot of work and creativity, even though it's called "bad". Your videos make me laugh so much.
AND THAT FLY PART WAS GLORIOUS!
*@ **2:23** - "My Garden", a great reflection of pressures and uncertainties of trying to provide for your family. You try to keep a face of confidence in front of your love ones while worry eats at you like an itch that's felt in a place that doesn't exist.*
The Seagulls that were poking my head sent me here...
I like seagulls
And i like heads
me to
Me to!!😂
Yep
3:48
*Holy crap the foreshadowing*
_-10/7/2020_
I think the term is "flyshadowing."
I know right!!
"My Garden" was surprisingly touching lol
Stealthily Bobby,
licked the mirror in High School
Janitor went "Hi ho, oui oui, come and dance for us. On the sea of hope you're sure to float, like a boat. Come home and smell are candle scent oui oui, come and dance for us."
You should meet Lou. He's a great dude and a surfer.
I enjoyed this way too much. Especially the "My Becky" guy
threefiddyone that guy's name is ken bone and he's probably the worst journalist of all time
The legendary Ken Bone!!!
Wait this is empty Ima butt head so I'm just gonna wing it
You stop talking soon or the witch will come get ya
+Aaron Douglas Yup, those are things they said in the video.
God I fucking hate people like you who just comment quotes from the video we all just watched.
I love how they both hate the audience members asking questions
I deadass had to write a poem for English and I used the garden one and made a 93
Hannah Brown How'd you lose 7 points ?
Delivery maybe?
Did you really?
So you plagiarized?
Nice
When does the lip reading start?
I dunno, I think they just used the original audio. Not really seeing any differences...
yeah, this is such a ripoff. why would you post a regular video on a lipreading channel?
It's subtle but he has changed things. Count the flies... I'm pretty sure there's more in this video. He has also removed all the parts where the candidates were dancing, to make it look like they're just stood still the whole time, quite funny LOL
bones22j at 4:45, didn't you notice?
This joke is getting old.
Stealthily Bobby is my jam
When the flies were on her I started freaking out, swatting at my screen and wondering if it was real
I hope you weren't using a Virtual Reality headset.
Woohoo! You guys were quick with this one. 🙌
Angel Manneh no this is the second
Debate
Quick? It's been almost 2 weeks.
Somebody hasn't been watching the debates
+MountainIce007 you know how long it takes to record, edit, upload, scriptwriter everything??? Along with doing stuff like all the extra flies...the two week turnaround is super quick!
"My Garden" That...that was beautiful.
My garden was very poetic.. lol
Love it
"See that's nasty..." "DON'T TALK ☝."
the flies were great !!
grabir01 the flies were amazing. Sent me into histerics
Flies.. they kind of describe her character in a humorous way in this. XD
couldn't agree more
yeah, it's a known fact that flies are attracted to shit
WTFCoffeeBreak
😂
The flies!!! I lost it at that part.
Probably the single best video on TH-cam... *No.1*
Damn Mike the Merry Cricket hit me
I see you Ken Bone. I see you.
I kinda liked My garden
well it was bad for my fearful son Drake
It actually made sense as a poem, for the most part.
I thought Brown Bikini was kind of good.
Brown Bikini was really deep
Lulu Laverte I agree
from a poetic stand point it was really good
"Because Zombies" was excellent!
It was just before Halloween too, which means she was getting into the holiday spirit.
Why. Why does it fit so well
alright my card says....wait this is empty, I'm a butt head so I'm just gonna wing it.
I died
Who thinks they should make a bad lip reading of youtubers?
BLR
Like Roman Atwood, Gmm
You just have a talent of getting top comment, don't you XD
The Geek Wave yes
The Geek Wave youtubers already say stupid things, not needed
So today the rhythm of "stealthily Bobby" popped in my head, except the words I thought it was was "suddenly Beverly," and i couldn't figure out what comedian or movie had a poem called "suddenly Beverly" until it got me that it was from this, lol! This is such a great video, even a few years later
"Don't ruin this OK?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do you want to get that song stuck in my head EVERY TIME
Bunn3h .-. No, not every time. Just... 49 times.
hey how did my father die?
What song is it
Miette Culpepper bushes of love
+
4:22 Oh, so apparently Trump thinks I'm a problem. LOL! Dying 😂
We're gonna build a wall to keep all you useless Marcies out of our country!
Marcie McKinney Shut the lip, Marcie 😉
Marcie McKinney Probably not, but you're a human woman, so Trump will happily point out your flaws and/or punish you 😯
Ace in the Hole Marcies and desist!
This comment section though 😂 you guys are all so funny. Hahaha!
These videos give me life. They bring such joy to me. I need an entire series of bad lip reading.
There is a series and it's free and has been available for years
These poems, or at least parts of them, are actually kind of good. Better than the crap we were writing in my high school creative writing class...
Dat guy's look at 0:42 had me dying XD
thank you for this
honestly tho, which guy? Because I think they all are pretty funny at 0:42. xD
Gonzo W not all Americans do that, while I do agree some of us could DEFINITELY improve you can't just stereotype our country like that.
Favourite salad for Hillary? Seizure salad!
TheWarrior1256 what's her favourite pizza chain?
Little Seizures
Jealous Hater a
pizza nova?
TheWarrior1256 this comment is gold
What does Hillary's grandkids call her?
Grand Mal !
3:42 stop talking soon or the witch will come and get you🤣🤣🤣🤣
I understood the Witcher will come 🤣
Best one yet. Brown Bikini. Mike the Merry Cricket. Because Zombies. Brownness. My Garden. Stealthily Bobby.
My Becky is so blonde.
And the flies.
"My Becky is so blonde ...."
it was my favorite part lol XD
Bear Bear ... she first tried to make out with a bird
I'm so blonde I'm not even Becky.
@@JasmineSurrealVideos Not about you
Background music on "MikeThe Merry Cricket"
Darude-Sandstorm
“My Garden” was an emotional roller coaster.
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS...HOW DOES IT LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THEYRE ACTUALLY SAYING IT?!?! IM SO FRIGGIN CONFUSED. I JUST DISCOVERED THIS CHANNEL. HELP.
Shelley Babelly they just cut out the actual audio and then put in different audio for what it looks like they are saying