Silicon Valley | Season 1-5 | The Best of Jared Dunn

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  • A compilation of the best Jared Dunn moments from all five seasons of Silicon Valley. Enjoy!
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  • @theultimatecatloverchannel9432
    @theultimatecatloverchannel9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4694

    If Jared were a real person I would definitely want him in my life. So loyal, sensitive, intelligent and uniquely weird.

    • @aintgonnaletuknow5758
      @aintgonnaletuknow5758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      and adorable (〃'▽'〃)

    • @kylecook7187
      @kylecook7187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And almost certainly a murderer

    • @adeel-eh7xq
      @adeel-eh7xq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I've met people like that in real life and sadly they are overlooked and misunderstood. Weirdness is not always received as well in the real world and people often go by first impressions.

    • @vitamindealer7915
      @vitamindealer7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He is the male version of a former girl boss I had. Hardcore ride or die for the company

    • @AnilSardiwal
      @AnilSardiwal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You won't say that now.

  • @yekaneast
    @yekaneast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3202

    Jared is basically stuck in an endless college group project.

    • @lakshitdagar
      @lakshitdagar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This is golden 😂😂😂😂

    • @cdmacd
      @cdmacd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sounds like a living hell, poor guy

    • @SpongiformSpongee
      @SpongiformSpongee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Project Manager life

    • @Dino-h3x
      @Dino-h3x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Except all the members of the group are competent

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Dino-h3x Half the time. The other half their incompetence is at biblical levels.

  • @lucasazx5474
    @lucasazx5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2756

    The fact that the "Best of Jared" is the longest one of these videos shows how funny he is everytime he has screentime, Favourite character in the show for sure

    • @tryitout-701
      @tryitout-701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lucas A both the actor and the writing are amazing.

    • @NightMythHunter
      @NightMythHunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Both him and Russ are the best

    • @theraviolimonster6938
      @theraviolimonster6938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nononono jian yang is the man

    • @kevinsmithgaming
      @kevinsmithgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@NightMythHunter you spelt Ron Laflamme wrong :(

    • @CZWORONOG
      @CZWORONOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jared is the Creed of Silicon Valley

  • @suncore598
    @suncore598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    All the disturbing things Jared reveals about his past leaves me stunned over how he is able to function as a human being.

    • @skyejacques
      @skyejacques 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      In real life, he probably wouldn't. Unless he has EMDR or somatic experiencing therapy. Most of us IRL with trauma find it difficult x

    • @bwal9374
      @bwal9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I think he’s clearly just functioning on the edge

    • @Lcarter52
      @Lcarter52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      suncore598 ....with a smile on his face, no less

    • @wayzUX
      @wayzUX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Not everyone ends up derranged after a hard life, some people grow up to be thankful for better terms and humble. It's an american myth that trauma is the excuse for everything bad. I know people who went trough hell and war and still function as normal buetiful people. You didn't have war in america lately? You wouldn't know what 4 years in hell occupied city and under grenades mean, and people still act good and normal.

    • @atomicman2307
      @atomicman2307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everybody that grew up in foster care winds up homeless and hearing voice fact

  • @cjstafford1181
    @cjstafford1181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    This character is GOLD. Shrouded in a dark past and his loyalty to Richard is borderline certifiable. But this guy does fuck.

    • @munkiking4511
      @munkiking4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG how he fucks! :D

    • @mac.x_xcheese2805
      @mac.x_xcheese2805 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I liked how you quoted Russ Hunneman

  • @theena
    @theena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Jared in the driverless car politely referring to the car as 'Mr Car' will never get old.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am now calling all the self driving taxis around town "Mr. Car"

  • @dovestrodor
    @dovestrodor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    I always liked reading Zach Woods interpretation of this character, that he deliberately modelled him after the ridiculousness selflessness of moms. Like how some moms will spend hours cooking for their family only to eat over the sink. It's really funny seeing that dialed up to 11 in the body of a human scarecrow.

    • @sparko58
      @sparko58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He’s actually said he based it off his own mom

    • @KL-tn1zc
      @KL-tn1zc ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh my gosh I see it now. That's awesome

    • @santiagocarreno5881
      @santiagocarreno5881 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ues this is correct; and after I hear him said that, I totally got it

  • @ImNotADeeJay
    @ImNotADeeJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Jared is the kind of guy that is kind, loyal and never backstab you. But is also the kind of guy nobody wants to hang out with. Life is not fair.

    • @Lazyguy22
      @Lazyguy22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I mean, he did make a death threat based on very little provocation. He also seems to travel back to past trauma a lot. He does seem like an unsettling guy to be around.

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jared is what girls see Nice Guys as except in that reality, this guy FUCKS

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Lazyguy22 what's wrong with a death threat now and then? Some of y'all have thin skin lol

    • @scallen3841
      @scallen3841 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is the type of guy who will kill you in your sleep

    • @cristiantapia631
      @cristiantapia631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who cares cause this guy fucks!

  • @gaborkovacs4229
    @gaborkovacs4229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2485

    this actor is a genius

    • @person4794
      @person4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      His name is Zach woods

    • @PoeticWeasel
      @PoeticWeasel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      FooBar Maximus ok nerd

    • @chomponthisplz
      @chomponthisplz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@foobarmaximus3506 needs to start doing Kegels.

    • @MartianMoon
      @MartianMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@foobarmaximus3506 you dick. you DICK. YOU DICK. FUCK YOU

    • @robertobrien3568
      @robertobrien3568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@foobarmaximus3506 u wwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2uu w it5wwr5q6wqwqwwwwqwwqw5ww5weqwwaqaa r5wqqqwqqqwqwqqwqwwqqwwqwqq5qqr7qwwr5wwwwqwqwqqwwwwwwwwqqwqwqw65w5qq5qqwwqqqqawqqqqaqqr

  • @daniglover3871
    @daniglover3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    i love that he is soo weird to the point he makes Richard seem very normal

  • @babydriver9396
    @babydriver9396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “Jared when was the last time you slept?”
    “Ah, absolutely David.” Lmao

  • @80Mollusc
    @80Mollusc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    "we've leapt from bat saliva to humans and just killed our first few villagers"
    Shit, Jared was always 12 steps ahead.

    • @rr965
      @rr965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep. You know “blood boys” are a real thing too? Fucking Silicone Valley.

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, Jared and Russ are clearly oracles or clairvoyants of some kind. Russ intuitively knew that Jared fucks and he sized up Erlich so accurately that he immediately chose to shun him.
      And Jared foretold covid19. These men are not mere mortals.

    • @spiralingsphere3785
      @spiralingsphere3785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea, Ebola was bad.

    • @martonszucs8887
      @martonszucs8887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@spiralingsphere3785 ebola? Lol

    • @LCR-ds2ox
      @LCR-ds2ox ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@spiralingsphere3785try COVID

  • @ispearedbritney
    @ispearedbritney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "I had a stuffed animal named Winnie- I mean, it wasn't technically an animal. I took a ziploc bag, and I stuffed it with newspaper, and then I drew a smile on it."

  • @tims.3950
    @tims.3950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    Zach is by far the most underrated comedian out there. He's putting on hats, people!

    • @StevenCBlah
      @StevenCBlah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?" "Ive never seen it"

    • @icehornet1564
      @icehornet1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim Sikkink 26:20

    • @jet6477
      @jet6477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is also in The Office as Gabe, such a brilliant actor

    • @everybodyisanidiot4553
      @everybodyisanidiot4553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jet6477 I like to think they're the same person, Gabe is Jared before he went thru some more shit, also Sabre was a tech company and their job is similar.

  • @neontime8507
    @neontime8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Silicon Valley is peak comedy. Every fucking character is hilarious in a completely distinct way. Even smaller characters like dr. Crawford and Russ

    • @lucentics
      @lucentics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      don’t disrespect Russ like that he billionize for breakfast 😂

  • @Godsrival247
    @Godsrival247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    "It's sexist, but it's about friendship"

    • @o.oo.o5637
      @o.oo.o5637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this one

    • @rr965
      @rr965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @jmg999
    @jmg999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "I have a sensitive posterior. My aunt calls me "glasshole"." -- This is one of the most genius lines ever.

  • @johnvictorengland7703
    @johnvictorengland7703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    Lmfao! Jared speaking in German is hilarious, as best I can make out he says that he is going to slit everyone's throat and something about NO MOM! I'M NOT GOING INTO THE CAGE!

    • @daniglover3871
      @daniglover3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      omg ..that's fucking amazing & fits his character very well

    • @CigaretteChristian
      @CigaretteChristian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @marcopolo2905 Ahah thank you for the translation.

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i thought i heard 'in die keller'

    • @cookiebaker4403
      @cookiebaker4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I praise you for that tidbit of information

    • @chiefbologna5719
      @chiefbologna5719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I cried when he said Auschwitz

  • @austenreyes7111
    @austenreyes7111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Jared “i once saw him throw a sloth down a flight of stairs after a presentation. He said it was an accident, but he had this look in his eyes” the image of Gavin doing it in my head kills me every time lmao

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol, yeah, probably my favorite line too. Do you picture him slinging it underhand or holding it over his head and getting a running start? Poor sloth.

    • @oscar7513
      @oscar7513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, it was more like a hammer throw. Gavin spun the sloth around and yeeted it down the stairs

    • @asap5629
      @asap5629 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      holy fuck thats amazing lmao

  • @feliciaroyers1646
    @feliciaroyers1646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    My favorite Jared moment is when Jared and Richard are on Richard's bed together and Richard is being frustrated and Jared is consciously mimicking everything he's doing and Richard falls back on the bed and Jared does too and hits his head on the bed frame

    • @birguredone7316
      @birguredone7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      th-cam.com/video/0hORb1jhFDg/w-d-xo.html 😂😂😂😂

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder how often my shadow does that

  • @YouBazinga
    @YouBazinga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    "I simply imagine my skeleton is me and my body is my house. And that way I'm always home."
    "Adversity is a great teacher, just like cigarette burns."
    Ha, ha, ha! Brilliant!
    Donald aka. Jared is one the most entertaining characters on the show!

    • @36gamers
      @36gamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and then later he said every home hes ever had has been stripped

  • @olekkuvppl
    @olekkuvppl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Russ was right

    • @gogl92
      @gogl92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      This guy fucks!! haha

    • @KrayFashion
      @KrayFashion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LOL

    • @mmayonnnaise8601
      @mmayonnnaise8601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This guy f u c k s

    • @armandovalle7288
      @armandovalle7288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      'He fucks!'

    • @NewyLFC
      @NewyLFC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Jared... nice, using that dick"

  • @machi-full-of-coffee
    @machi-full-of-coffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Jared is skilled, smart, loyal, enthusiastic, diligent... any company who has someone like him is very lucky.

  • @UrbanLegend2k11
    @UrbanLegend2k11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    "Which one? Which one? Which one?" lol

    • @gopalg980
      @gopalg980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The best survey ever!

    • @Isaic02
      @Isaic02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “We’re here to get you rats, stat!!” That’s what I’ve been needing.

    • @insiddious
      @insiddious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Interested, very interested or very interested?

    • @Official-ej7gc
      @Official-ej7gc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This scene with the parents and their child got me laughing again and again

  • @夜空が素晴らしいです
    @夜空が素晴らしいです 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    29:16 "How would you like to die today motherf*cker?"

    • @hoilst
      @hoilst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "No, it's not a real death threat, sir!"

    • @magicblini
      @magicblini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jared is so nice that he offers the dude options for his own death

    • @jjpp1993
      @jjpp1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope to be in a situation in which I need to deliver that exact line

  • @venivecivedi
    @venivecivedi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "What if pied piper was an app that could attract rodents?"
    Jared eerily predicted the demise of Pied Piper in the series finale

    • @rabidbasher
      @rabidbasher 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Both are a reference to the Pied Piper fairy tale, which is alluded to frequently over the course of the show.

  • @henryc7516
    @henryc7516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    More than with Gilfoyle, I want to know what kind of f*cked up childhood this guy had.

    • @therzook
      @therzook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he is canadian...

  • @soundninja99
    @soundninja99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Elrich: "Do you have to pee, Jared?"
    Jared: "I would love to pee"
    lol

    • @tingamer2508
      @tingamer2508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TTate it’s eric

    • @emilevyncke2990
      @emilevyncke2990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tingamer2508 no it's Erlich

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tingamer2508 It's Erlich I think

    • @insiddious
      @insiddious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@foobarmaximus3506 There's a difference between reading jokes and acting them out

    • @Turok1134
      @Turok1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@foobarmaximus3506 That's two comment sections now where I've seen you say dumbass shit.

  • @MaZe741
    @MaZe741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    29:15 is the most well-mannered threat ever

  • @s3ntimental
    @s3ntimental 6 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    such a great character. and immensly well played

  • @Granuja14
    @Granuja14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    The fact that Zach Woods improvised most of his dialogue makes everything so much funnier! That guy f*cks!

    • @adityaverma2492
      @adityaverma2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not too many times I think, theyve all said it's the script..

    • @ndunks
      @ndunks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      lol everyone thinks everything in these shows are improvised. 99% of it is scripted, its not improv

    • @juules215
      @juules215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ndunks zach woods is known for improvisation and is said to have improvised a lot of his scenes in silicon valley

    • @ndunks
      @ndunks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@juules215 ok? The show is still 99% scripted

  • @noDice07
    @noDice07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    “Where’s dwarfism 1.0”
    Jared: “you know in the real world”
    Gilfoyle: “that’s prejudice”
    Literally kills me XD

    • @innergranola1299
      @innergranola1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Always cracks me up.

    • @TigDegner
      @TigDegner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're literally using the word "literally" wrong.

    • @noDice07
      @noDice07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TigDegner you literally don’t understand hyperbole

    • @TigDegner
      @TigDegner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noDice07 lol hyperbole is literally something not meant to be taken literally. The word "literally" exists specifically to communicate that something is *not* hyperbole.

    • @noDice07
      @noDice07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TigDegner No hyperbole is rhetoric, it is used to effectively and over-exaggerate speech while not being sincere. Hence why using literally in an insincere manner conveys my point better than using figuratively

  • @sheeesh404
    @sheeesh404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    30:48 "If you wanna work the corner you cant fall in love every iime you turn a trick, thats why you do the oxy" LMAOOz

    • @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560
      @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Explain to a non Native speaker please :P

    • @nix4114
      @nix4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@s.ananthkarthikeyan4560 "if you want to be a prostitute, you can't fall in love every time you have sex. that's why you do the pills" essentially

    • @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560
      @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nix4114 thank you!!

    • @Meg-A-Saurus
      @Meg-A-Saurus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, now we know why his aunt calls him "glass-hole." 😅

  • @CKproductions1000
    @CKproductions1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    I'd love to see a spinoff focusing on Jared's backstory.

    • @Bongobert
      @Bongobert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      my thoughts exactly, I have so many questions

    • @HoussamNekkaa
      @HoussamNekkaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Too dark for HBO

    • @saoirsevicteoiria2759
      @saoirsevicteoiria2759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@HoussamNekkaa Too dark for anything, really. The non-verbal responses by other character's reactions to Jared's statements, particularly Gilfoyle, you can see them clocking the seriousness of what Jared's said, with no real way to address it. And that's basically what any story about a person like Jared would be. Definitely not something that would play to comedy.

    • @soylentramen7795
      @soylentramen7795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@saoirsevicteoiria2759 That's deep yo

    • @-scotty-6321
      @-scotty-6321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That would be an absolutely heartbreaking show

  • @controloz3310
    @controloz3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I could honestly watch Jared all day long. That 34 mins flew by.

  • @andrew4462
    @andrew4462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Shoutout to HBO for not copy striking this despite the HD quality.

    • @leatherDarkhorse
      @leatherDarkhorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I reading dinnesh n gifoyle convo now.

    • @andrew4462
      @andrew4462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@foobarmaximus3506 The real crime here is the fact you separate sentences with two spaces. Also, the fact you name yourself foobar, so basic

    • @sushruttabakade6088
      @sushruttabakade6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If being sexy is a crime then lock me up

  • @spacekitt.n
    @spacekitt.n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. this guy is a masterclass on how to lean into your natural character---like REALLY lean into it hard. It's like he took the character from the office and became his final form in silicon valley...cant wait to see what he does next!!

    • @brianabeeblebrox5399
      @brianabeeblebrox5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo you gotta see him on Avenue 5 "I'm a nihilist" "No you're not" "Whatever! :D"

  • @dukewheeler7846
    @dukewheeler7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    27:16 is hitting a little too close to home

    • @garybierman1621
      @garybierman1621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I know wtf

    • @hail2tfreeman
      @hail2tfreeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That caught me off guard, like the hell??

    • @sathwikdoddi6602
      @sathwikdoddi6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      he said bat, and villagers. how tf did he know

    • @Ghostdog15
      @Ghostdog15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@sathwikdoddi6602 SARS was a less effective coronavirus that also came from Bats in 2002, he's basing this reference off that event, not COVID-19

    • @zothOne
      @zothOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Ghostdog15 Stop ruining this for me, my head-cannon is that the COVID19 of their universe will be started by Jared.

  • @ruztygitz
    @ruztygitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    25:40 That Jared's voice getting deeper as his methods are getting darker is the most awesome characterization I've ever seen on a comedy TV series.

  • @madadisr
    @madadisr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Jared is one of the most underrated characters in television history.

  • @fortomorrowwehunt8449
    @fortomorrowwehunt8449 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "if you wanna work the corner, you cant fall in love everytime your turn a trick. thats why you do the oxy"
    my favorite quote

  • @lauraminet6259
    @lauraminet6259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Mr. Car?" XD love this. Zach Woods is amazing.

  • @darrenmeein3162
    @darrenmeein3162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I swear I've had a really good friend like jared lol we would call him a secret gangster because 98% of the time he was a giant awkward dork and 2% gangster 😂😂

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      samuel hayden what a lame nickname.

    • @wolffire5421
      @wolffire5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He honest both looks and act like bertholdt from attack on titan I mean they even have weird sleeping habits

    • @MERLINnecrofan
      @MERLINnecrofan ปีที่แล้ว

      How would you like to die today mother fucker?

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@crunch9876don't talk shit about secret gangster

  • @HAF-ei8lv
    @HAF-ei8lv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I saw him in the Office before Silicon Valley - this dude is an amazing actor/character.. The german kills me everytime hahaha

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    'it's sexist but it's about friendship'
    jared is too pure

  • @TheOneAndOnlyDOC
    @TheOneAndOnlyDOC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I used to think Dinesh and Guilfoyle were the best on this show, but it's definitely Jared.

    • @ATornTomkat
      @ATornTomkat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For me, J > G > D. Dinesh is too much of a supporting character to Guilfoyle.

    • @davejeon02
      @davejeon02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BigHead >>>>>

    • @filzahmahmood515
      @filzahmahmood515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nahh elrich

    • @suhailmall98
      @suhailmall98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@filzahmahmood515 Erlich I'd by far the worst character on the show

  • @Mogu003
    @Mogu003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I feel like he's so polite and gentle because most of his life was an impossible bucket filled with rock bottoms. So he can literally only look upwards from here.

  • @yeet4838
    @yeet4838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Jared is the best character imo, the actor does such a brilliant job.

  • @polinabanana7912
    @polinabanana7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    6:19 holy shit Jared predicted the ending

    • @MartianMoon
      @MartianMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Polina Banana holy shit LOL

    • @zachary8872
      @zachary8872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's what I thought as soon as I heard it

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn't, he was just saying what it Pied Piper was like the original story of Pied Piper, a dude that attracted rats with a flute or something like that.

  • @alexpaxton1336
    @alexpaxton1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:59 "I can follow your child anywhere and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me."

  • @justwam7619
    @justwam7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I started watching this show and didn't give Jared much love but as his allegiance grew to Richard so did mine to him. Him and Gilfoyle, two of the most underrated comedic actors.

  • @brianaxel1401
    @brianaxel1401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    20:36
    - And I have a fragile posterior. My aunt used to call me 'Glass-hole'.

  • @MichaelWutsch
    @MichaelWutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I first saw him in The Office and thought he was okay. So when I started watching Silicon Valley I didn't expect much, but he is amazing in this show. Made me laugh so hard

  • @mailtrap22
    @mailtrap22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If you're a writer, you must feel so lucky when you get an actor like this to write lines for.

  • @Matt-wg9xn
    @Matt-wg9xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "it's a kind invitation but I have too much to do" - best response to an authority figure ever

  • @BK-dv3hh
    @BK-dv3hh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Protect Jared, he’s so pure 😭😫

    • @suhailmall98
      @suhailmall98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But now importantly... He FUCKS

  • @TheBiakko
    @TheBiakko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “I found my biological father in a militia up the Ozarks”. Glad I am not the only one...

    • @caneloalvarez1516
      @caneloalvarez1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am planning on moving to the ozarks....

  • @almythical1096
    @almythical1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Its amazing how positive and polite Jared is, every scene describing his past or experiences is so dark and bleak. What is his secret... ?

  • @changuage
    @changuage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "The CPS worker couldn't find my birth certificate" HHAHAHA OMFG DEAD

  • @oleksandr8371
    @oleksandr8371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    18:28 is gold

  • @ks_youtube
    @ks_youtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Did a psychometric character test and got him as my top 88% match on both occasions, can confirm that in real life generally people like us are kinda lonely. We enjoy being in others' company but when it comes down to it we're the first to be forgotten to be invited to an event - even if it's not personal. We'll probably be happy to be looped into chipping in for all the office presents but nobody will put in an effort to remember ours or celebrate unless we're the one organising it. We have good intentions and can be fiercely loyal to what/who we think is right but we are so so often misunderstood, and don't have the energy argue with the brick walls around us alot of the time. We can be very creative, but in saying that our ideas aren't always practical, comfortable, or popular even though they would achieve something that is better for almost everyone. Sadly most of the time we fly under the radar, dismissed as the strangely strict weirdos that can't chill and it's only in a sitcom like this that people can take the time to look and listen.

    • @eliasqueen4020
      @eliasqueen4020 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just wanted to leave a comment and a like so you know that you are seen, you are seen lol!

    • @0mnislasher1
      @0mnislasher1 ปีที่แล้ว

      you aren't a tv show character. seek help.

  • @ItalianCheeto
    @ItalianCheeto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    18:28 was the funniest scene ever. I can’t remember laughing harder for anything ever. the whole build up to the line is a masterpiece 😭😭

    • @OhBonezz
      @OhBonezz ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @andrewgarratt1503
    @andrewgarratt1503 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Not only one of the funniest characters but also such an integral character in terms of the skillset he provides. Every startup needs a Jared Dunn

  • @haydenmacfarlane7194
    @haydenmacfarlane7194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    29:15 best part by far, second best is the one literally right after it

  • @kristianbrandt3012
    @kristianbrandt3012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The sleep talking in German bit was brilliant! Especially because Jared doesn't speak German XD

    • @dasbanane5135
      @dasbanane5135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He speaks fcked up shit in german.
      "I will crush him and slit his throat"
      "They will all be dead haha"

    • @dr2407
      @dr2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jared is one of the boys from brazil

    • @victorselve8349
      @victorselve8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he really doesn't

  • @Danatron
    @Danatron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    they should make a show just about jareds past

    • @argusgoose8758
      @argusgoose8758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      and one that’s just Gilfoyle being Gilfoyle

    • @mollytaylor8122
      @mollytaylor8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That show would literally be a psychological thriller

    • @jcavs9847
      @jcavs9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Young jared

  • @MrBrokenSorrow
    @MrBrokenSorrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I had a supervisor who was almost exactly like Jared. When I started watching this show I was wondering why he seemed so familiar and then it hit me. LOL

    • @rr965
      @rr965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha I’m a bit jealous. Although after years of telling people I wish I had a boss exactly like Michael Scott, I got a Michael Scott but his name was Paul. Called him Michael and got him a “World’s Okayest Boss” sign for his desk. He treasures it. As Michael Scott would 🤣

    • @david4rancibia34
      @david4rancibia34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was he called Ed Chambers?

    • @LCR-ds2ox
      @LCR-ds2ox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@david4rancibia34the most underrated comment right here

  • @hectorwearden202
    @hectorwearden202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    27:14 Coronavirus Prediction: "We may not be a global epidemic yet, but we've leapt from bat saliva to humans and we've just killed our first few villagers."

  • @GC-yw1mn
    @GC-yw1mn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Jared getting stuck in the car actually frightens me when I watch it. It seriously feels like a horror movie.

    • @itwasaliens
      @itwasaliens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would love it. Is probably do it again on purpose for fun. It's looks like a fun experience.

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I’m going on close to 40 hours without good sleep and the edges of things are starting to get a little… dancey”
    God if that wasn’t most of my third year of uni

  • @AdnanHuxain
    @AdnanHuxain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    22:02 Look at Richards excited face turning sad when Jared is talking. LOL

  • @G_O_E_T_I_A
    @G_O_E_T_I_A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'Listen baby' has got to be my all-time favourite Jared moment

  • @openshores4288
    @openshores4288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    started off as the "least cool guy" into "one of the coolest guy" in the show haha

  • @Zeuts85
    @Zeuts85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I've never felt like I was anyone's 'bro' before. The only people who've used that term with me were assailants." 🤣

  • @carlosnava8485
    @carlosnava8485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    After carefully listening to Jared he has become one of my favorites characters. His past is riddled with burning questions that should be answered with his own series.

  • @osamabinllama3952
    @osamabinllama3952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I watched this video about a week ago, as soon as I finished it I started rewatching the show, and now that I’ve finished that I came back to this video, and everything Jared says and do still cracks me up. Easily the best character on the show

  • @Scribbler1382
    @Scribbler1382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Adversity is a great teacher. Just like cigarette burns." The quiet, subtle insanity of Jared is fucking genius.

  • @alex0589
    @alex0589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I'm puttin' on hats"

  • @thekidfromcastlerock3891
    @thekidfromcastlerock3891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sleep derived Jared bouncing ideas off people then asking 'which one? which one? which one?' is my pure o brain encapsulated perfectly in video form.

  • @typazon
    @typazon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A name is just a sound someone makes when they need you.

  • @sabinacle1529
    @sabinacle1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jared definitely has become my favorite character. His slowly unfolding backstory is so freaky scary and hilarious at the same time

  • @toddgaak422
    @toddgaak422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "You look like someone starved a virgin to death." Epic.

  • @harshhash7824
    @harshhash7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I never thought about this until watching these clips, Jared quoted Hitler a lot and he also spoke German in his sleep. Was his Dad a Nazi? Or rather one of his foster families, he didn't meet his actual Dad until one of these last seasons.

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha.. Could be. He talks about where he thinks the German sleep talking came from, in this interview on the Off Camera channel.
      th-cam.com/video/9JHRbL1jmq4/w-d-xo.html

    • @yardstickwhack
      @yardstickwhack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At first I thought they were using that scene to establish him as a possible Nazi, but after finishing the series, I think it was more that he has multiple personality disorder. There are so many allusions to it and it is possible that one of his personalities has learned German and the main Jared has no recollection.
      Something like that is actually possible in real life. I knew a lady who had worked in a mental clinic and her first patient was a lady with 17 personalities. It took 3 years of counseling before they realized that she had multiple personalities. One of the personalities was a bouncer; another had a phD from Rice University. The original alternate personality was a teddy bear. They were able to merge the 17 into 3 before she moved on from the clinic.

    • @carclain123
      @carclain123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yardstickwhack his childhood abuse would be a big factor in it too, it's completely possible. The Ed Chambers bit is more proof.

  • @mayurchavhan8590
    @mayurchavhan8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jared likes to help and protect scared, low self esteem, helpless people and Richard was facing all those issues while running a company so he stick to him, later he helps older people.

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Anyone irl would be lucky to have such a ride or die friend like Jared. The guy is awesome and hilarious

  • @Wuhhhht
    @Wuhhhht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The look of absolute delight when Jared realizes that him and Richard have a secret

  • @lauraminet6259
    @lauraminet6259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    25:00 absolutely killed me

    • @rickjames21
      @rickjames21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This made me so happy.

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I nearly peed myself and woke up all my roommates from laughing so hard when I first watched that scene xD

    • @rushellebernard4490
      @rushellebernard4490 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laura Minet I died !!!! Dwl lol

    • @gaussiano
      @gaussiano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      18:30 XD

    • @ASLUHLUHC3
      @ASLUHLUHC3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you

  • @trinablonde
    @trinablonde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jared is the funniest part of this show. And everyone in this show is A+ hilarious

  • @Bat0541
    @Bat0541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It took me an hour to watch this because of how much I had to pause to laugh so I wouldn't miss the next clip.

    • @headlights-go-up
      @headlights-go-up 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahHahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahHahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahHahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahHahahhahhahahahahhahahahahah

  • @123Crew123
    @123Crew123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:53 Absolutely David.

  • @ivanmarkpadilla4810
    @ivanmarkpadilla4810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Jared reminds me of those soft speaking Jehovah's Witnesses who knock at your door on a Sunday afternoon.

    • @Envious122
      @Envious122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha!

    • @revellifevideo
      @revellifevideo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ivan Mark Padilla lol

    • @gaussiano
      @gaussiano 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah! german jehiovah´s witnesses

    • @gaussiano
      @gaussiano 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh wait... i just think this a litle more... he speak german and is so fucking weird, maybe is a amish

    • @sux2suk
      @sux2suk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And when you tell them to fuck off they tell you that you and your children will forever burn in the fiery pits of hell

  • @BalCleric
    @BalCleric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I'm putting on hats" is one of my most used phrases these days.

  • @LetsBeHuman
    @LetsBeHuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    gilfoyle t-shirts - IBM, HTML 5
    erlich t-shirt - I KNow HTML (How to Meet Ladies).
    that says it all.

  • @georgewashington6497
    @georgewashington6497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've never seen an actor with always, all the time, the same face expression. He has this puppy look and two ears in literally all SilVall episodes he took part in.

  • @RicheGarcia
    @RicheGarcia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Richard has the best assistant/bodyguard ever.

  • @erwina4738
    @erwina4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn this mans career went from Sabre, to Dunder Mifflin, then Pied Piper. Dudes making moves.

  • @amir4813
    @amir4813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jared is such a odd, nice, loyal, loving, kind person

  • @yamboy808
    @yamboy808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jared is the best hypeman a friend could ask for

  • @jumpwhistlefart
    @jumpwhistlefart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He almost started crying as he said, "I'm puttin on hats", now that is a boss actor right there.

  • @kaydawsin6968
    @kaydawsin6968 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's like when someone says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods so they can take your binoculars.