Well if Creed understands one thing about the circle of life its that if someone is born someone else is going to die. And we all know who's time is up
The pumpkin destruction was one the most absurd and hilarious cold opens of any show I will ever see. Dwight's responses to Jim's proposed attacks on the pumpkin make me laugh every time I see them.
It's the little details that matter. Like bringing back Ronni (the old lady receptionist who filled in when Pam was at art school) for a flashback of Recyclops. Also Creed hanging out at reception with Ronni like Jim used to hang out at reception with Pam 😂
Wait, does he think drugs are more dangerous than people who use drugs? Or do people who use drugs think that the drugs are less dangerous than the people using them?
@@rockymvvrcianu6846none of that. The reference is to when Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot, and Jim explains that Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people actually doing drugs
Jim: You know I have to do this. (Dwight, knowing the unwritten code of the prankster must always be followed) Dwight: I know. I always laugh out loud at that one.
Creed chowing on some noodles while surrounded by vomiting people and then later cringing at the sight of Dwight giving birth to a watermelon is so funny
Knowing that the yoga ball popping instantaneously wasn't expected makes it all the better! You can see Jim jump out of frame and try to suppress his laughter🤣 3:37 (They shot the scene a few times before hand and the ball had gently punctured and slowly let out air)
Dwight is the kinda guy to pick up fresh roadkill because it's cheaper and more efficient than buying food. Edit: I forgot he already did this with that goose.
@@kundanabutonlyshorts False. The reason why he would do such thing is because he could use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving him a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
Hey dwight, can i ask about your role as the assistant to the assistant to the regional manager? Im recently trying to get into a similar position and would like pointers.
Creed eating his noodles while everyone else is vomiting is the funniest thing and I can't believe I never noticed it before I think it's funnier than "Hey fellas, someone making soup?"
13:53 I just realized that door next to the urinal is the door to Ryan's closet office. So this is why we never see to the left of the sinks in later seasons, it was converted to Ryan's office.
16:12 I don't think it's an accident the way they filmed this shot that Dwight is wearing watermelon(ish) colored underwear and Michael is biting into a slice of watermelon (right beside his butt).
"This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core." Why has it taken me re-watching this show 30 times to realize how dumb of a line that is?
My favorite hope is that Jim, being the prankster that he is, only gave Dwight 95 cents for the vending machine prank, forcing him to find a nickel somewhere 😂
*Can you guys PLEASE do a compilation of all of Pam's jokes?* Examples: "I'll put out an APB: An Ask Pam Beesly... did the line cut off?" "That's the problem with one-sheets. You only have ONE sheet. -You're a funny guy Pam." "I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer ME a guarantee!"
Dwight was the great catalyst for Pam and Jim's relationship.
This one always gives me a good laugh
@@DumbassDumbass-og9jc I also like to laugh when I can dumbass.
@@DumbassDumbass-og9jc I also like to laugh when I can dumbass.
He should have been Jim's best man.
Oh I thought it was mutual love
I love how Creed is able to eat when everyone is throwing up, but he can't stand to see Andy and Dwight pretending to be in labor.
Well if Creed understands one thing about the circle of life its that if someone is born someone else is going to die. And we all know who's time is up
@@KengaruZdamn i never think about this in that way. Nice interpretation
Well creeds seen some crazier s*it his times
@@Kimmolyn32 Indeed
he's for sure the scranton strangler
Dwight is the type of guy to shoot a gun in the office and still get promoted
he has lmfao
@@alboss52 Look, all we know is that a gun fired. No one saw the bullet leave the gun
it might seem crazy what i'm bout to say...
Literally
@@alboss52 not to mention he shot Stanley with about four doses of bull tranquilizer 😂
9:00 The way Michael’s eyes light up when he hears “Ding-Dong” love it!
Like my dog when I talk about food.
I love how Stanley knows the Recyclops lore
He's a man of culture who loves his lore and hentai.
Every minute that Dwight has to make an announcement is a minute he doesn't have to work.
Probably the most exciting thing to happen every year there. I don't blame him for getting sucked in lol.
@@ericdravenashecorven Well that and Pretzel Day
@@endrankluvsda4loko172 Fair point. Lol
I love how half of Jim's pranks on Dwight are just Jim tricking Dwight into pranking himself
God loves you all and has a plan for your life
I love how Dwight just continues his life with the pumpkin on his head.
This one always gives me a good laugh
Love how creed keeps eating his noodles while everyone else is vomiting.
why didn't he just eat his way out of it?
The pumpkin destruction was one the most absurd and hilarious cold opens of any show I will ever see. Dwight's responses to Jim's proposed attacks on the pumpkin make me laugh every time I see them.
My favorite of all
The way Jim lit up at the KGB joke, you knew even more foolishness was about to ensue
It's the little details that matter. Like bringing back Ronni (the old lady receptionist who filled in when Pam was at art school) for a flashback of Recyclops. Also Creed hanging out at reception with Ronni like Jim used to hang out at reception with Pam 😂
"..hats off to you for not seeing race." Haha lol
I love that Stanley is all into it, knowing the backstory when even Jim doesn't.
But ronni was blegh
Interesting that this was uploaded on 4/20, seeing as Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
Wait, does he think drugs are more dangerous than people who use drugs?
Or do people who use drugs think that the drugs are less dangerous than the people using them?
@@rockymvvrcianu6846none of that. The reference is to when Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot, and Jim explains that Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people actually doing drugs
Exactly how much pot did he smoke?!?
This one always gives me a good laugh
@@robbyfrankz probablly lost his memory, because he could not remember.
“My condolences”
Keep them.
😂😂
I love that Pavlov experiment that Jim did with Dwight using Altoids. Hilarious!!
Same!
“This baby is related to Michael by….. delusion” 😂
"Growing up, I performed my own circumcision."
Creed in the back downing noodles while everybody is throwing up
Dammit! I came here to say it😆😆😆
There's only one Kreed
Lol
Despite having seen it about a thousand times now, hearing Jim say, "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." always makes me laugh out loud
I love how the whole office always stops to observe Dwight's antics 😂
i love seeing a split second of jims reaction at 3:37 and his giggle off screen
Omg me too, I’m pretty sure it’s because he didn’t think the ball would immediately pop 😂
I will never get tired of the pumpkin head Dwight. Him sitting alone in the break room is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
Hey, You guys missed The Cold Open where Dwight starts a Fire for his Fire Safety Drills
That is an entity in and on itself
Today smoking is going to save lives 🔥
I'm not familiar, what scene is that?
Aw I was looking forward to seeing it here
Ikr that in itself was the best cold open since malcom in the Middle's openings 😂😂
Jim: You know I have to do this.
(Dwight, knowing the unwritten code of the prankster must always be followed)
Dwight: I know.
I always laugh out loud at that one.
Sibling energy😂😂
Yes! The defeated “I know” is what gets me. One of the rare times Dwight ever verbally accepted defeat.
So underrated how Michael is screaming "DO YOU WANT MY BABY?" and Andy being screaming the enthusiastic YES
“You know I have to do this, right?”
This one always gives me a good laugh
The way dwight accepted that jims gonna knock him over
What a jerk. Couldve just left him alone.
😂😂😂@@abraham2172
No he couldn’t because he insulted everyone for sitting lol
12:22 not breaking eye contact while puking is such a power move
“I thought you were killed by polluticorn”
“Pollitucorn wishes”
"Who's pollitucorn? I was talking about polluticorn!"
Creed chowing on some noodles while surrounded by vomiting people and then later cringing at the sight of Dwight giving birth to a watermelon is so funny
Knowing that the yoga ball popping instantaneously wasn't expected makes it all the better! You can see Jim jump out of frame and try to suppress his laughter🤣
3:37
(They shot the scene a few times before hand and the ball had gently punctured and slowly let out air)
When Jim turns his head with the ear piece and Dwight immediately gives up makes me die. 😂😂
“I’d like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.”
Blame bidenomics for the high harmful steam prices
Dwight is the kinda guy to pick up fresh roadkill because it's cheaper and more efficient than buying food.
Edit: I forgot he already did this with that goose.
He would pick it up because it would boost the immune system.
And eat it because it’s a free meal
He did bring in that Christmas goose to Pam’s desk.
@@kundanabutonlyshorts False. The reason why he would do such thing is because he could use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving him a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
Win win@@MaxHohenstaufen
the coffee spill with the feet gets me everytime LMAO
It’s the high five for me lol
This one always gives me a good laugh
9:02 I absolutely love how Michael's face lights up when Jim says ding-dong
Yeah he was upset and didn't want to hear anymore knock knock jokes but as soon as he hears dong dong his eyes light up like a puppy lol
This might actually be the greatest show ever. I have watched it so many times
Facts
This channel is amazing, fifteen years later still provides amazing content
Of course I’m the best, whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing
Pretending to be someone online is weird
@@moomaniac2932 false, your weird
@@Manager_Dwight_Schrute after smoking some Marijuana I would like to retract my previous statement
@@Manager_Dwight_Schrute you are a cool person
Hey dwight, can i ask about your role as the assistant to the assistant to the regional manager? Im recently trying to get into a similar position and would like pointers.
i love how Dwight change from we should fire people to save company's money to you cant quit because im firing you to give you severance pay
“Were you painting in the dark”? 😂
The delivery is perfection.
Andy:
“Aerosol spray is bad for the environment”
Dwight:
“No humans are bad for the environment!”
The scene where Dwight and Andy pretends to be pregnant is so f*cked up that even Creed looked uncomfortable 😂😂😂
“I was reading the mattress tag and fell asleep.” 😂😂
"Wake up it's pretzel day!"
Dwight is the man we all fear but aspire to become.
Everything about the pumpkin head scene is brilliant!
This show has brilliant writers and perfect actors to execute their work hands down.
"it's not the KGB but it's a start"
No one asked for subtitles
@@thatiowan3581 someone should've asked your father to wear a condom
@@thatiowan3581I did. Frankly we need more accessibility for the hearing impaired as well as those with auditory processing disorders.
Thanks! I couldnt hear him
@@fafarandula no problem, and I'm sorry you couldn't hear your father leaving the house.
3:58 I LOVE that "stop"
In the outtakes there is also the "Louder" improv from Jim, absolutely genius
Creed eating his noodles while everyone else is vomiting is the funniest thing and I can't believe I never noticed it before
I think it's funnier than "Hey fellas, someone making soup?"
Kinda seems like Jim is pretty late every day. Everyone else in the office seems to have been working for while when he comes strolling in. 😂
"Wash your hands Kevin"
You know they laughed at that part
13:53 I just realized that door next to the urinal is the door to Ryan's closet office.
So this is why we never see to the left of the sinks in later seasons, it was converted to Ryan's office.
"Unless you want me to break the protocol!" Erin knows how to get Dwight.
7:30 - "Duuulllll..." is the most personal memorable quote of this episode.
20:48 No matter how many times I hear Jim say “thigh curl contest” I’ll always hear “fly girl contest”. 🤷🏽♂️
I love how I find new little things all the time thanks to the clips 😂 Ryan's morning ecstasy...
What point in the vid? 😂
@@najwasid5655 33:59
"I was reading the mattress tag and i fell asleep."
I love Erin!
The Pavlov experiment and the doppelgänger gives sibling energy
jim and pam deserved that art price "prank" especially after all the bullying they did.. i loved Dwights revenge "pranks".
Asian Jim kills me everytime
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim
Pam nearly broke @ 17:01 with the dirt in her face.
Phyllis was straight up cracking up
Pam was ahead of her time with Hygiene Day
I think Dwight's best prank was having Erin wake up Ryan. She was oblivious, and his knowing look to the camera was perfect.
Creed saving a fortune on dry cleaning 😂😂 Who even thinks of these jokes 😂
"As a child, I performed my own circumcision" ...omg
16:12 I don't think it's an accident the way they filmed this shot that Dwight is wearing watermelon(ish) colored underwear and Michael is biting into a slice of watermelon (right beside his butt).
When Dwight says at 00:33 that the door is securing America's real treasure - Paper, he means it.
30:32 I love how Creed gives his own opinion based on his experiences and observations during his lifetime. :)
By far the best one is when roy attacked jim and Dwight pepper sprayed him 😂
DiNG dONg
Bahaha omg creed eating noodles at 12:49 😂😂
“OH MY GOD, I JUST WON AN ART CONTEST!” This has to be Dwight’s greatest rebuttal in the history of Dunder Mifflin
can u explain? i didnt watch that one is the other girl like an artist n that was to make her jelly? lol
"This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core."
Why has it taken me re-watching this show 30 times to realize how dumb of a line that is?
Enlighten me what am I missing
@@BruceWayne-lx5gxit’s the linguistic redundancy
@@luciagarcia-yz8xm yeah it's same as Andy says "I'm 2 steps of ahead of everyone like a carpenter making stairs" 😂😂
I still don't get it
Oh I get it idk bout the stairs thing tho
Jim was always Asian. If you deny, hats off to you for not seeing race!
i love the cold opens where dwight breaks the fourth wall to make the documentary more educational
IDENTITY THEFT ISN’T A JOKE JIM
MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Said the guy who has a full set of wigs to have a passing resemblance with his work mates.
@@bcapellan6584 Ohhh! That's better, Micheal ssss
My favorite hope is that Jim, being the prankster that he is, only gave Dwight 95 cents for the vending machine prank, forcing him to find a nickel somewhere 😂
11:36 I dunno, I agree with Phyllis, if someone told me I had to switch soaps for 2 months, I’d find it ridiculous and a bit too much too 😂
“IM SCREAMING IM SCREAMING IM SCREAMING”
While staring directly at the camera gets me every time
Whoever took the time to make this, god bless you
Pam's incredible response was great😂😂😂😂
I was caught completely off gaurd by Dwight giving birth, I need therapy now.
*Can you guys PLEASE do a compilation of all of Pam's jokes?*
Examples:
"I'll put out an APB: An Ask Pam Beesly... did the line cut off?"
"That's the problem with one-sheets. You only have ONE sheet. -You're a funny guy Pam."
"I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer ME a guarantee!"
Dwight seems like that type of guy to lock everyone including himself in a room to prove a point
Dwight looks so cute with the pumpkin head
I like how at 3:30 Jim asks how much it is because he probably wouldn't have burst it if it was really expensive. He's a good guy, but has limits lol.
Dwight shouting "BIRTH!" as he throws the watermelon at micheal is awesome 😂😂😂
Were you painting in the dark😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I will always think of Dwight as Fred jones from zombie island and alien invaders when Dwight isn’t wearing his jacket
You are missing the parkour and the fire drill scene
15:26 When you can make Creed uncomfortable with your actions, you should probably stop whatever you're doing right away.
"You know I have to do this."
"I know."
Asian Jim may just be the best prank of the series
Angela at 23:42 - this better not awaken anything in me
I love Creed's face when Dwight is giving birth😂😂😂
“IM CROWNING”
Today we all want antibodies….dwight was so prepared for the future…love from India
Jim is literally Bugs Bunny 😂
I never knew this show was so funny 😂😂😂
I'd never noticed the warehouse employees applauding the pumpkin crash test in the back
Surprise they didn’t had a cold opening about them having a meeting and talked about plans for Phyllis wedding
+ 50 for Jim to style his hair😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@31:58
"You know I have to do this?"
"...I know..."
He welcomed the sneezes but they were just being rude