ASMR | Making You a Brand New Face

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  • @mysterymystery9207
    @mysterymystery9207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8528

    Gibi: “How long have you been living with this face?”
    Me: “Too long.”

    • @nothing3777
      @nothing3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That was what I said to myself and damn that hits close to home 😂

    • @Rowan-kn9pb
      @Rowan-kn9pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nothing3777 Sigh, same.

    • @carlademooij7520
      @carlademooij7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Relaxedwalker4k
      @Relaxedwalker4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lololololol

    • @xmai.x
      @xmai.x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I read this as soon as she said it

  • @avasomera833
    @avasomera833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9329

    Gibi: how long have you been living with this face
    Doofenschmirtz: it all started when neither of my parents showed up to my birth...

    • @dalia8836
      @dalia8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Ava Somera lmaoo

    • @savanahvallance2476
      @savanahvallance2476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      ur adopted *dab dab*

    • @SPECIMEN-427
      @SPECIMEN-427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Ava Somera
      Doofenschmirtz prolly wouldn’t need to watch this vid tbh.... daddy got some made cake

    • @allielynes2467
      @allielynes2467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @taarttuix3632
      @taarttuix3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wow lol not to mention getting raised by ocalots

  • @spookyoatmeal5605
    @spookyoatmeal5605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6144

    I love how she just passive aggressively calls us ugly XD

    • @fbi9907
      @fbi9907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Alternate title: gibi passive aggressively calls you ugly

    • @kenmasapplepie763
      @kenmasapplepie763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      this video called me ugly in 100+ different languages.

    • @kenmasapplepie763
      @kenmasapplepie763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      like, tf? i already know!! don’t shove it in!!

    • @MEOO00W
      @MEOO00W 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TvT

    • @brynn037
      @brynn037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      someone's still in their "XD" phase. (edit: yall i was joking, calm down.)

  • @jujuano21
    @jujuano21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3003

    I think the most unrealistic part of this video isn't the fact that we're getting a new face, but that it's covered by insurance

    • @mmxmeASMR
      @mmxmeASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Well to be fair, it isn't. We still had to pay out of pocket which i think is very realistic for the US

    • @missmichelle1290
      @missmichelle1290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WELLLL YOU DIDNT REALLY CHANGE YOUR FACE AS THE BONES ARE STILL THERE SO NO ITS NIT COVERED!1!1!1!!1

    • @mmxmeASMR
      @mmxmeASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Thor the god of thunder cries in American but laughs in Massachusetts universal healthcare

    • @Nexxxsundayfan
      @Nexxxsundayfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Maedhros * cries in polish *

    • @gracelucas9777
      @gracelucas9777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMFAOOOOOOO FACTS but I honestly felt so judged threw the whole video lmao

  • @capevidencia
    @capevidencia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    When she said "how long have you been living with this face" I felt that.

    • @snow-puppetsofficial360
      @snow-puppetsofficial360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm guessing you listen to bands like Slayer, Exodus, Megadeth, Testament, etc.

    • @capevidencia
      @capevidencia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These are some nice bands, but I prefer deathcore/slam deathmetal Like Infant Annihilator, SOTS, Shrine of Malice, Ingested, Extermination Dismemberment, Vulvodynia, etc...

    • @cottoncandy105
      @cottoncandy105 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thresh66 felt it so much

  • @albinosweater
    @albinosweater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9141

    This is what randomly generated Sims see when you go onto Create a Sim

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Albino Sweater
      ARE YOU TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE A RANDOMLY GENERATED SIM TO HER?

    • @larurentius
      @larurentius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      That would make an interesting video, a character creation roleplay where you're the default character and you're being talked through the changes that are being made to you.

    • @3meraulde
      @3meraulde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Laurentius oooh yeeeehhh😍

    • @helpme4611
      @helpme4611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Underrated comment

    • @z00mshxne15
      @z00mshxne15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@larurentius it exists! I've stumbled upon a roleplay like that by Juliet Says ASMR like two days ago (but the video is older)

  • @Alexia.luvenna
    @Alexia.luvenna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    Barbie: has literally every job in the world
    Gibi being a Asmrtist : I’m finna ruin this whole girls career

    • @karin705
      @karin705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Gibi is barbie i think-

    • @ascendeddoge6080
      @ascendeddoge6080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao the one thing Barbie doesn’t do

    • @sofiachavez9142
      @sofiachavez9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pink Diamond don’t let em hear you, they are going to come out with a Barbie that does asmr shit

    • @v0m1tgutz57
      @v0m1tgutz57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok.

    • @joelesposito
      @joelesposito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean Barbie has a TH-cam channel what’s next

  • @paulvillaflor8885
    @paulvillaflor8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    "How much sleep do you get?"
    Me who pulled an all nighter: Yes.

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3620

    I feel like this is just Gibi roasting her fans for 40 minutes straight 😂

    • @luvaislingss
      @luvaislingss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      at least she said our teeth are straight...that counts for something, right?😂

    • @yusrasaad3263
      @yusrasaad3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wouldn’t doubt it honestly lmao

    • @taliatv6442
      @taliatv6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ComedyRole6 Lol

    • @Catnipyy
      @Catnipyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      42 minutes and 2 seconds:|

    • @ferris2344
      @ferris2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

  • @venusmoondust
    @venusmoondust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6479

    Gibi: *starts rubbing my eye color off*
    My contact lenses: ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬅️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️⬅️➡️⬆️

    • @n1ck563
      @n1ck563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      This looks like an input from a fighting game

    • @f.b.iagent5575
      @f.b.iagent5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@n1ck563 up up down down left right left right B A Start

    • @thewindwakinghero7423
      @thewindwakinghero7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @N1ck 56
      At least I'm not the only one thinking that

    • @waddleween
      @waddleween 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      i thought of the squip from bmc lmao "up, up, down, down, left, right, A"

    • @wynterjoy
      @wynterjoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@waddleween *insert Rich screaming*

  • @blood7355
    @blood7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4931

    gibi: “you rly rly rly need a face replacement”
    me: I- you’re not wrong lmao

    • @cyb3rg1rl-ari
      @cyb3rg1rl-ari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *cries in denial*

    • @mysterygang4231
      @mysterygang4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rofl like damn ik damn it that y I came to u 😂😂😂

    • @blood7355
      @blood7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mystery gang I am so confused lmao

    • @squiggle.64
      @squiggle.64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same😂😂

    • @Jxelll-rl6ml
      @Jxelll-rl6ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      spooky dooky I read that when she said it lol

  • @weamabdelmalek
    @weamabdelmalek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    I feel like this roleplay will be a normal thing in 100 years 👁️👄👁️

  • @bakugouboi3955
    @bakugouboi3955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5648

    POV: You’re the randomly selected sim changing your whole entire character

    • @evaperez7228
      @evaperez7228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hahaha

    • @dreamgirl4490
      @dreamgirl4490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Oml yes. I’m a simmer. 👀

    • @bakugouboi3955
      @bakugouboi3955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lmao

    • @todatchi1550
      @todatchi1550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dreamgirl4490 *tssst*

    • @paigeluce
      @paigeluce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oohh- you just gave me a idea, thank you for that 😂

  • @annadonelan1136
    @annadonelan1136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2087

    “How much sleep do you get?”
    Me watching this at 3 am and having to get up for school in 3 hours: *sweats nervously*

  • @amantilla13
    @amantilla13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    this is he cutest way anyone has called me ugly.

    • @nayokunn6657
      @nayokunn6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Check your spelling, buster

    • @amantilla13
      @amantilla13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nayokunn6657 sorry, not a native speaker

    • @nayokunn6657
      @nayokunn6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amantilla13 oh, I understand

    • @green360gamingyt4
      @green360gamingyt4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @hollyweaver6581
      @hollyweaver6581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saaaammmeeee lol

  • @nancykathryntieger8893
    @nancykathryntieger8893 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I fall asleep every time Gibi goes through the eye colour choices. It would be divine to have Gibi describe and discuss an entire box of crayons.

    • @phantomkitty7853
      @phantomkitty7853 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She has a video where she color swatches a ton of Crayola markers if you haven't seen that one!

    • @SunnyLynn28
      @SunnyLynn28 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@phantomkitty7853 wait she dose!!!

  • @morganerb7799
    @morganerb7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    "you really, really need a face replacement."
    Daaamn, direct, but I can respect that

    • @qjoselp71
      @qjoselp71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Suicidal asmr

    • @jorgejimemez1627
      @jorgejimemez1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@qjoselp71 toaster bath asmr

    • @yeeeeet3971
      @yeeeeet3971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Morgan Erb i removed my like so that it can stay at 769

    • @morganerb7799
      @morganerb7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeeeeet3971 fighting the good fight

  • @milkichu1016
    @milkichu1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3426

    “How much sleep do you get?”
    Me: no

    • @-Soul.weaver
      @-Soul.weaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Me: well I go to bed at 4 am and wake up at 6:30 on the weak days and 11:00 am during the weekends

    • @eeveeishere6643
      @eeveeishere6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Will Cipher I clicked 6:30 and gibi said “steely and impactful” so I’m guessing that’s her time as well 😂

    • @yasminegoat2923
      @yasminegoat2923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me : now that my friend is a question..

    • @darandomdog
      @darandomdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Milkichu the clock is 2AM AND I AINT SLEEPING EVEN THO I HAVE SCHOOL ATT 8

    • @user-bm4cf3mi3w
      @user-bm4cf3mi3w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What’s sleep?

  • @lilly2-8
    @lilly2-8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    “How long have you been living with this face?”
    Me: Unfortunately-

    • @SharifahIfah7
      @SharifahIfah7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      -Unfortunately a long time 😂

    • @walewskamilena8534
      @walewskamilena8534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have been living with this! :D

    • @cyb3rg1rl-ari
      @cyb3rg1rl-ari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao so relatable 😂

    • @lilly2-8
      @lilly2-8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marinette and Adrian yep :)

    • @antoine_329
      @antoine_329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please write a video of asmr in french for me 😊

  • @RileTheRiley
    @RileTheRiley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Gibi: "whats your insurance?"
    Me: *blinks in British* "now about that.-"

  • @alexifelton1070
    @alexifelton1070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Gibi: How much sleep do you get?
    Me a college student: You’re supposed to sleep?

    • @kailkaito3388
      @kailkaito3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Me, starting finals and know im going to fail: ...Sleep? I don't want it. . .*H e l p. M e.*

    • @daisycrockford1309
      @daisycrockford1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kailkaito3388 good luck!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tpxd9026
      @tpxd9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gibi: How much sleep do you get?
      Students: What’s a sleep?

    • @itonxigatcha6201
      @itonxigatcha6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      me, and insomniac: what's that? who's he?

    • @paulschoeman5906
      @paulschoeman5906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alexi Felton *me who doesn’t have enough sleep to even form a sentence to reply* shhvyabuavyvy wgI yfaohaiguvsl kahnej kehdjd

  • @magicmochi2894
    @magicmochi2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    The last time I got a face tune up was at this lady’s house named puberty
    She destroyed my face and I would really like a new one

    • @egzona5149
      @egzona5149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I rate puberty a 2/10 because of her I look more ugly than I did before and some things called 'pimples' started appearing on my skib

    • @chuuliporbit
      @chuuliporbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I asked for clear skin and let’s just say, I don’t think she got the memo

    • @user-hr8es7gx8c
      @user-hr8es7gx8c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      1/10 i bought the "glow up" treatment and she told me it's gonna take time till the treatment fully sets in but it's been years and I've only experienced the opposite 😭

    • @annabanana2717
      @annabanana2717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yh and it's even worse when you try every single treatment and then after 1 week 2 pimples pop out like... *I WAS MEANT TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM MY FACE NOT BRING IN NEW ONES* and then when you stop using treatments (that you thought makes things worse) another 2 comes right in..😩😭

    • @egzona5149
      @egzona5149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@annabanana2717 yes ikr😭😭such a bad experience

  • @Victor-eu1rt
    @Victor-eu1rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3238

    "how thick do you want those lips?"
    Kylie Jenner: *yes*

    • @ssjssgecko5411
      @ssjssgecko5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Victor no😑😐😑

    • @sunsetparker7254
      @sunsetparker7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thicc*

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know she prolly can’t do math, but she wants 👄+💄+💋x ♾

    • @dreampug7117
      @dreampug7117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seriously, I search up “Kylie Jenner” and every picture is a different face

    • @trilleking3608
      @trilleking3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HaHa 😆

  • @gems_acc
    @gems_acc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Gibi: Who did this for you
    Me: Genetics
    Gibi: Well, they went out of business
    Me: *what*

    • @musewolfman
      @musewolfman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Okay, that made me laugh so hard my cat ran away.
      (Edit) from the bed, not from home.

    • @justagremlin0
      @justagremlin0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      we did it. genetics are no more.

    • @liyahgcha1021
      @liyahgcha1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *what?*

  • @robuswhitewolf4896
    @robuswhitewolf4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11076

    Gibi: "How long have you been living with this face?"
    Me: "My whole life."
    Gibi: "My God.”
    Me: sighs "I know..."

  • @mk-nr6hs
    @mk-nr6hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4847

    gibi: who gave you this face?
    me: my parents
    gibi: oh i heard they went out of business
    me: well i am an only child

    • @Venom_bitez
      @Venom_bitez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I blame Tracy after they said "Dog is God backwards"

    • @ブリオッシュ-p7f
      @ブリオッシュ-p7f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Venom_bitez ur such a clevah little girl😍

    • @back-gardencritters9819
      @back-gardencritters9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stolen comment lol

    • @jesaineoi6626
      @jesaineoi6626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@back-gardencritters9819 it's a few sentences why does it matter so much to you that you had to point out the fact it's stolen?

    • @back-gardencritters9819
      @back-gardencritters9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jesaineoi6626 doesn't really, don't be upset cos I called u out lmao. Idrc tbh, cos nothing anyone says is original but still, no need to be mad about something you did and got called out for

  • @lynnsx3595
    @lynnsx3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    me: "i will glow up after winter break"
    classmates: "no you wont"
    also me:

    • @oliviajohnson2481
      @oliviajohnson2481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Waaaaaa

    • @kai-cr8jq
      @kai-cr8jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      olivia Johnson your a kid right? If so why waaaing

    • @oliviajohnson2481
      @oliviajohnson2481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kai-cr8jq its went to be like a long what but if i did whaaaaa it would sound even more like a cry

    • @aryll8187
      @aryll8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kai-cr8jq You're definitely a kid, right? If so why are you being a hypocritical bitch?

    • @sugannyastg8303
      @sugannyastg8303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kai-cr8jq youre kid right? i mean youre playinc gacha or somethign like that? :D

  • @katesay1559
    @katesay1559 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You've worn this face past its expiration date"
    That's an original way to call people ugly, I'm stealing it

  • @sofysspace
    @sofysspace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1874

    "Really eyeballs are only good for a certain number of years"
    *Me who is blind without my glasses:* THEY BROKE WHEN I ENTERED THIRD GRADE ;-;

    • @masonfriedt783
      @masonfriedt783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ghost Cafe same

    • @katanycatpuff2456
      @katanycatpuff2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I was in Third Grade, they treated me like a criminal,
      Because I was blind

    • @potatoandfriends1005
      @potatoandfriends1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have glasses... girl same

    • @livisstarstable7864
      @livisstarstable7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How👏🏻are👏🏻you👏🏻typing👏🏻this👏🏻oh👏🏻my👏🏻gosh👏🏻

    • @smb_09
      @smb_09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@katanycatpuff2456 How can you type now then if you were blind?

  • @blue1601
    @blue1601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    My imaginary context that in my head makes sense: It's far into the future and humanity has found the secret to immortality by studying animals that can't die unless killed. However, no one has figured out how to stop the aging of organs, and therefore the older people frequently have to get procedures such as the one in the video to stay healthy. This is why she felt it was socially acceptable to say that our face was "old" or "in need of a tune-up". It literally was.

    • @wolfy5727
      @wolfy5727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Blue :-\ wow

    • @roxyfoxy9751
      @roxyfoxy9751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhh sure

    • @alien-rat
      @alien-rat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Love this backstory and I totally agree.

    • @jeaniciasparkles
      @jeaniciasparkles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your pfp is the absolute cutest

    • @justalilcryptid1827
      @justalilcryptid1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This sounds like the world in the “ark of the scythe” book series...

  • @soup9912
    @soup9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8132

    Everyone who hates themselves: *oh yeah, it's all coming together.*

    • @soup9912
      @soup9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Ozzisiya lol thanks

    • @HoweDoYouDo1999
      @HoweDoYouDo1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Damn for real she sees the ugly in me and penetrated it nicely

    • @siqly9422
      @siqly9422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sooo.... me?

    • @FullyB8ked
      @FullyB8ked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh, hello the entire FBI TH-cam profile.

    • @xyl_cottage
      @xyl_cottage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re welcome for the 1000th like 😊
      And that comment’s a mood

  • @boopydoopy9156
    @boopydoopy9156 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    been rewatching this video for four years and I always fall asleep before the end

  • @incognitoburrito7458
    @incognitoburrito7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4380

    “Who did these for you?”
    Me: uh my parents
    “Oh yeah, they went out of business”
    Me: *cries in divorce*

  • @mjdazed
    @mjdazed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    Gibi: “how long have you been living with this face”
    Squidward: “it all started when I was born”

    • @bkgb-ew1ej
      @bkgb-ew1ej 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?????

    • @EonsEternity
      @EonsEternity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: For the last time: I'm not squidward and there's no relation!

    • @Random-dj8qr
      @Random-dj8qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @Sunkem1Not6Hacks
      @Sunkem1Not6Hacks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't that Dr. Doofenshmirtz's line?

    • @StarzzDrak
      @StarzzDrak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sunkem1Not6Hacks thats why i said it

  • @iconic_idiotic_reckless_lo4693
    @iconic_idiotic_reckless_lo4693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Gibi: “what’s your insurance?”
    *IM IN DANGER*

    • @slimecore3920
      @slimecore3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Iconic_Idiotic _Reckless_Love
      My answer, as a Quebecer, would be: "Provided by the state."

    • @makaylamarsh9608
      @makaylamarsh9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      if you switch to geico today you can save 15% or more on car insurance

    • @Mjollmeneer
      @Mjollmeneer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *laughs in European*

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My Canadian ass: *yeets my OHIP card at the screen*

    • @lemonsugaru8166
      @lemonsugaru8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laughs nervously in British because the nhs and Boris

  • @LoL-wi2km
    @LoL-wi2km 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    “I’ve heard people insist they want true sapphire”
    I actually want sugar grey-

    • @justtherandomguy
      @justtherandomguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yess! We agree

    • @Error-yt1cu
      @Error-yt1cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same
      (Ps: I have something with genetics or something but my eyes will change colors Depending on mood or outfit etc… Example: My eyes were Super green early and now that I’m dressed in gray my eyes are grayish)

    • @bluntfishtrauma
      @bluntfishtrauma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Error-yt1cu actually im pretty sure that happens because of lighting. my eyes are a pretty blue in sunlight but look more grey indoors with less light

    • @M30W_itsme
      @M30W_itsme 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Error-yt1cuRemember this?

  • @orionovoa
    @orionovoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1762

    Plot twist: this is actually the place that makes unlicensed faces that dr.gibi warns us about

  • @KbugsCorner
    @KbugsCorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2680

    Someone: You’re ugly
    Me: *links this video*

    • @BanishedOnVR
      @BanishedOnVR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol

    • @theonlydjsharkie9227
      @theonlydjsharkie9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Me: What the... Wai-
      My brain: DON'T JUDGE JUST KEEP SCROLLING
      Me: but i-
      My brain: SHUSH CHILD YOU SHALT NOT CLI-
      Me: *clicks this comment*
      My brain: i am disappointed in you....

    • @KbugsCorner
      @KbugsCorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@theonlydjsharkie9227 XD lol I don’t get it but ok XD

    • @ShyGuyLord-pv3ry
      @ShyGuyLord-pv3ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/madlads

    • @lauriesetliff4085
      @lauriesetliff4085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me: -scrolls through comments on ASMR videos-
      Me: -find weird but funny comment (like these)- 👁👄👁

  • @bxbybunnii1908
    @bxbybunnii1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2633

    Gibi: “Does that hurt?”
    Me: “I mean..ur stabbing a pen into my eyeball ofc it hurts”
    Gibi: “good shouldnt be uncomfortable at all!”

    • @JudyCoxify
      @JudyCoxify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I mean anesthesia happened tho

    • @bulld00g30
      @bulld00g30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mhm

    • @rodolfogarcia3091
      @rodolfogarcia3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don’t know what ur talking about cuz I fall asleep at 1/4 of the vid

    • @nehadas3810
      @nehadas3810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @a lonely crewmate I subbed your channel bc of your cool name

    • @bulld00g30
      @bulld00g30 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nehadas3810 theres nobody named that

  • @dylanj0812
    @dylanj0812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “How much sleep you get?”
    Me: *We don’t do that here*

  • @chloesmith8365
    @chloesmith8365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4891

    Gibi: “and then we have honey-“
    My mind: “HONEY IS A FREE BROWSER EXTENSION THAT AUTOMATICALLY FINDS COUPON CODES”

    • @meowiww
      @meowiww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      *vietnam flashbacks*

    • @myo5501
      @myo5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Chole Smith udbfidbfifbfifh i think my mind would make great friends with yours XDDDD

    • @gizmovidz3324
      @gizmovidz3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Haha

    • @mystic7172
      @mystic7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Mr Beast just came to my minde

    • @sophiqu354
      @sophiqu354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I've seen too many channels that have honey or raid shadow legends sponsor then at least once

  • @User-uy8ei
    @User-uy8ei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Gibi: Shows me all these different eye colours
    Me with the colour knowledge as a 2 year old: P U R P L E.

    • @leenkanoun8443
      @leenkanoun8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @vanlu7984
      @vanlu7984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is violet, so......................I guess your not stupid?....Maybe you are. Maybe....

    • @AloysiusWaffle
      @AloysiusWaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me being as bland and extra at the same time as possible: gray

    • @yasminegoat2923
      @yasminegoat2923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me who gets pissed of by bright colours : dark

    • @Morganx2009
      @Morganx2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wnat red 😆 lol

  • @rubyhanover6696
    @rubyhanover6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    Gibi: who did these for you
    Me: um my mom
    Gibi: you know they went outta business
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @thelifeofalina285
    @thelifeofalina285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Me: Watches this wishing it’s real
    My little sister: Rushes to the bathroom mirror to see her “new face”

    • @OxygenThief721
      @OxygenThief721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @Stars_4_me
      @Stars_4_me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PSHHH I thought just my siblings were like that lol

  • @dxnie2040
    @dxnie2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    Gibi: “And the teeth lemme see..”
    Me: 😬

  • @frogish751
    @frogish751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Her: “How much sleep do you get?”
    Me: “4-5 hours”
    Her: “i expect to see you here in no time then”
    Me: “oh”

    • @entropy04
      @entropy04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your username seems all too fitting for this video

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is your username.... and your pfp.... excuse me sir, Levi is the hottest, shortest, anime guy around. (If you don’t include black butler because that anime has some of the hottest)

    • @nxshadd
      @nxshadd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sexy Levi

    • @alfietubehd3369
      @alfietubehd3369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      talktoheraboutanimaie

    • @crystalcipher8572
      @crystalcipher8572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is "sleep"

  • @Labobis_
    @Labobis_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Gibi: Your teeth are straight
    Me, wearing braces for almost 3 years: *starts taking braces off*

    • @Rachel-ez5jg
      @Rachel-ez5jg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Got mine off a month ago before all this happened thank goodness

    • @sara-ky1vn
      @sara-ky1vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had braces for like a year on my top 4 teeth I'm gonna have to get them back on after Covid-19 is ending and the orthodontists open up again

    • @greenteabae119
      @greenteabae119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Meanwhile I have them for about 7 years.... Kill me now

    • @azures8969
      @azures8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Rachel-ez5jg I have had my braces for 3+ years and I didn't get mine off help :(

    • @sara-ky1vn
      @sara-ky1vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@greenteabae119 You poor thing!!

  • @cheesecakenbeans6948
    @cheesecakenbeans6948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Gibi: "how much sleep do you get?"
    Me: "no."

    • @GTCYTMC
      @GTCYTMC ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right!

    • @KuJayCools
      @KuJayCools ปีที่แล้ว

      obv- ur enby

  • @lilywilson22
    @lilywilson22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Says “Yet that’s not very natural” while holding a MENU for eyeballs 😂

  • @honeyrae7733
    @honeyrae7733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    When she got to the nose part, my brain INSTANTLY thought of that Spongebob episode where Patrick got a nose 💀

    • @liv6155
      @liv6155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honey Rae 😂🤣💀

    • @potatohooman3469
      @potatohooman3469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honey Rae same

    • @morph8893
      @morph8893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 😂😂😂☺️😂

    • @JamesBaxterAHorse
      @JamesBaxterAHorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn. Kids only remembering the garbage episodes huh.

    • @potatohooman3469
      @potatohooman3469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      James Baxter rude

  • @happyperson3745
    @happyperson3745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    *me being confident*
    gibi: i'm going to ruin this mans whole career

    • @irlbocchi
      @irlbocchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      your pfp is making me gag

    • @happyperson3745
      @happyperson3745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      fluffycorgu
      my actual face makes me gag

    • @cykas7641
      @cykas7641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mayaxii • edge lord
      oh my goodness

    • @devilishharuna1486
      @devilishharuna1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The edge I can't-

    • @toebandit34
      @toebandit34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mayaxii • I-

  • @bunniebug4872
    @bunniebug4872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i single handedly am responsible for like a good portion of the views idk this is one of my comfort asmr videos

    • @GibiASMR
      @GibiASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank u for watching :)

    • @bunniebug4872
      @bunniebug4872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GibiASMR oh my god this was unexpected i love you and your content so much i was having such a bad day thank you for replying keep being amazing and doing whatever makes you happy !!

  • @lollipopcoffee5603
    @lollipopcoffee5603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4564

    “who did these for you”
    me: my parents !
    “oh, they went out of business”
    me: *cries in orphan*

  • @gucci355
    @gucci355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3608

    Gibi: "Your teeth are still very straight,which is good.."
    My teeth:↕️↖️↔️↘️↩️◀️⏬⏫↔️↪️

    • @nagitokomaeda2983
      @nagitokomaeda2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      my god sameeeee. my two top front teeth got in a break up and screamed "lets go our seperate ways!" and basicly trashed my other teeth. ;w;

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Potatomasher72 jesus christ talk about overthinking and looking way too much into it. it's the way emma types, that's all it is, go take a breath, drink some water, have a nice day. i get this whole coronavirus stuff and isolation stuff is stressful, but let's take out our anger in better ways, ok?

    • @_ii_ik9157
      @_ii_ik9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @ratas8358
      @ratas8358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      felt this shit , I can’t wait till I *get* and take off my braces 😪 therefore I will gain a lot more confidence .

    • @justsomefemboywithinternet5625
      @justsomefemboywithinternet5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My teeth: Gay

  • @guavjuice345
    @guavjuice345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Gibi: *How long have you been living with this face?*
    Me: ahh it all started in the summer of 2001

    • @madison8710
      @madison8710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Joe met Patrick and was like "yO I know more about music than you"
      (im so sorry I had to)

    • @guavjuice345
      @guavjuice345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can’t 😂😂😂

    • @godaklara
      @godaklara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh gosh I love these replies

    • @danielwinchester4759
      @danielwinchester4759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steal_th1s_album what is this about? I'm not very saavy with history of recent things.

    • @-maschaa-1123
      @-maschaa-1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielwinchester4759 Brendon Urie once retold the history of Fall Out Boy, that's were its from

  • @ametrine4k675
    @ametrine4k675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Gibi: “What kind of nose would you like?”
    Carbon monoxide: *laughs whilst nose dries**

  • @bromied
    @bromied 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2338

    This is the most artistic way to say “You’re ugly” to someone

    • @noelyzvazquez1918
      @noelyzvazquez1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂😂🥰🥰😂😂😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

    • @acc0cutie_xox
      @acc0cutie_xox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ace squad!!!!

    • @aztecpnda6045
      @aztecpnda6045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bromied
      @bromied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@acc0cutie_xox yaaasss

    • @brooklyndodge5153
      @brooklyndodge5153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@acc0cutie_xox omg I thought you meant ace family I was like... hunny no😂

  • @irelyndhenry4300
    @irelyndhenry4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    Gibi: how much sleep do you get?
    Me: honestly hun that’s up to you

    • @mariadraco9147
      @mariadraco9147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      My reply was "sleep? Whats that?" So her reply was perfect XD

    • @brown9671
      @brown9671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bigga stfu your name is q country

    • @kingj4014
      @kingj4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “then you’ll be back here in no time”

    • @kingj4014
      @kingj4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brown ok boomer

    • @blackcatfats
      @blackcatfats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lool

  • @roxannestudios9117
    @roxannestudios9117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    "How long have you been living with... T h i s . . ?"
    She sounds so disgusted
    I love it lmfao

    • @maeveslife3867
      @maeveslife3867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When she said you need a face replacement ima coming out of that place looking like a no lip kiley Jenner (I can’t spell and I’m to lazy

  • @benharris9780
    @benharris9780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Fun Fact: When Emerald Green was made, it was so popular, they made everything with that colour. What they used to make the colour was poisonous and people started dying. A worker for so sick that they threw up Green and before they died they said 'everything is green'

    • @wisdom_mikroteros
      @wisdom_mikroteros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's uh... not really a "fun" fact-

    • @bhanvi953
      @bhanvi953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wisdom_mikroteros how can it be its by endeavor lol

    • @wisdom_mikroteros
      @wisdom_mikroteros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bhanvi953 Fair enough

    • @imightbechilde7481
      @imightbechilde7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yeah I shared that fact in class one day and now I'm known as an idiot 🙃

    • @wisdom_mikroteros
      @wisdom_mikroteros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imightbechilde7481 Why though- it's true

  • @oscarmusic2976
    @oscarmusic2976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4343

    Gibi: **Rubs out the color from my eyes**
    Me: •👄•

  • @kalopsia8709
    @kalopsia8709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Take notes class mates. Instead of straight up calling me ugly, do it like this.

  • @slavic_bumpkin624
    @slavic_bumpkin624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Alternative title: some plastic surgeon gives you a consultation and politely calls you ugly while you just sit there a silently nod.

  • @seapearl3535
    @seapearl3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    How long have u been living with this face *disgusted look*
    *cries expecting her to tell me im beautiful on the inside “

  • @legramly
    @legramly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    “How much sleep do you get?”
    Me: lets move on....

  • @goonsip
    @goonsip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    She’s talking about our faces like they’re worn out shoes

    • @lettuce8279
      @lettuce8279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, mine are worn out shoes. 😂😂

    • @sonyahowelin
      @sonyahowelin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ii ooofff ii “sweet violet not to be confused with regular violet”

    • @jessicamorales6735
      @jessicamorales6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I made my shoes look worn out by squeezing ketchup on them and wearing shoes that don't fit me

    • @ajaxappeared7895
      @ajaxappeared7895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jessica Morales why-

    • @thedungeoneer3084
      @thedungeoneer3084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *y* *e* *s*

  • @JadePrivett
    @JadePrivett ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love how confidently she just passive aggressively calls us ugly with the brightest smile throughout the video 😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @vii5260
    @vii5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Plot twist: We are a Sim in Sims 4, and she's our simmer creator.

  • @extraaccount3630
    @extraaccount3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Gibi: “How much sleep do you get?”
    Me: *I doN’T-*

    • @Spirits.unveiled
      @Spirits.unveiled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BryDoesThis X I would like this, but seeing that it’s at 69 likes, I would never ruin such an amazing number.
      Edit: NVM. Whoever liked this sucks.

    • @alexis7058
      @alexis7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @lhall9697
      @lhall9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

    • @rosieposiee2692
      @rosieposiee2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Taylor Tot what does 69 mean tho

    • @dv8650
      @dv8650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      - YEAH RIGHT it means snitch

  • @junkacct5954
    @junkacct5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    “how much sleep do you get?”
    me, watching this at 4am: enough

    • @junkacct5954
      @junkacct5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      update, the next day: it’s 4:30am, i’m about to watch another

    • @lunacxx1330
      @lunacxx1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ioftendaydream that’s a mood

    • @HazzyHazeI
      @HazzyHazeI 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats very relatable

    • @dokis587
      @dokis587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm soo the thing is that its 2:34am and i have to get up at 4... why am i even trying?

    • @nalamay1738
      @nalamay1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @feveroid
    @feveroid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Bella: this ain’t build a b!tch , you don’t get to pick and choose 😤
    Gibi: hold my camera ✨

  • @ericmurillo6921
    @ericmurillo6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2894

    Gibi: who did this
    Me: my parents
    Gibi: well they went out of business
    Me: oh that's why they got a divorce

    • @ogproxie
      @ogproxie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao

    • @eli_hga
      @eli_hga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dang 😂😂

    • @kemiuarts
      @kemiuarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      same story bro

    • @alexhijar1393
      @alexhijar1393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kemiu same story for my life to

    • @kimux13
      @kimux13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So same

  • @luke8051
    @luke8051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    This is the most dystopian thing I've ever seen. Incredible.

    • @bonesofeao3968
      @bonesofeao3968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean utopian?!

    • @luke8051
      @luke8051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@bonesofeao3968 whatever floats your boat my friend

    • @swagmund_freud6669
      @swagmund_freud6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine if you will, a post apocalyptic future...

    • @nandaputra5494
      @nandaputra5494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bonesofeao3968 well, if you really think about it, utopia IS dystopia

    • @green360gamingyt4
      @green360gamingyt4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

  • @bumble3945
    @bumble3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    3:55
    Gibi: "We have a honey"
    Me getting sponsorship flashbacks

    • @michxelll4996
      @michxelll4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Omfg that fkin Honey sht was like in EVERY i mean EVERY youtuber's sponsorship it was annoying

    • @rxy_duckyy9159
      @rxy_duckyy9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ONLY_THE_QUEEN “LeTs PlAy rAiD sHaDoW lEgEnDs”

    • @largen1pl34
      @largen1pl34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when I heard its a beautiful brow-- I thought she was gonna shay browser extension

    • @rxy_duckyy9159
      @rxy_duckyy9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KameradSohn I knowwww😠

    • @uri6378
      @uri6378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honey loves sponsoring mr beast

  • @penvaz8201
    @penvaz8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "I can see you have worn this face way past its expiration." Wow-
    I love how she is just saying things about my face that needs to be fixed and I'm getting relaxed by it lol😌

  • @jules1727
    @jules1727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12672

    Nobody:
    Gibi’s camera:
    👃🏻
    👂🏻 👁 📷 👁 👂🏻
    👄

    • @thescooter-rw4gj
      @thescooter-rw4gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      u forgot the hand

    • @amymac4879
      @amymac4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ikr 😂

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's a creature of pure malice

    • @animalqueen1237
      @animalqueen1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      👃🏻👂🏻👂🏻
      👀📷
      👄 🖐🏻
      More like this

    • @Samimies
      @Samimies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I love the fact that the nose is on top of the eyes.

  • @syrenalewis3144
    @syrenalewis3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4133

    gibi: who made this for you?
    me: umm....my parents
    gibi: they went out of business
    me:i know i was at the funeral

  • @torta1122
    @torta1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6995

    Gibi: “who did these for you?”
    Me: “God??”
    Gibi: “they went out of business”
    Me: 😳

    • @theboy8534
      @theboy8534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Oof

    • @gabrielwalker1714
      @gabrielwalker1714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      E T like dead ass before I looked in the comments I was finna put that for my comment😂

    • @gainsandgames4300
      @gainsandgames4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      E T yo this is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen on an ASMR video!!!!!

    • @itsmebraydennn456
      @itsmebraydennn456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ryland Heinz I agree lol

    • @cattsclownery
      @cattsclownery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

  • @killingzoemusic
    @killingzoemusic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    gibi if u can see this now u should remake this 4 years later

  • @notsebsters
    @notsebsters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Gibi: “How long have you been living with this face?”
    Me: "my whole life but damn is it that bad?"

  • @myytaylor
    @myytaylor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3818

    "How long have you been living with this face"
    Kylie Jenner: "2 days.."

  • @kicker3
    @kicker3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    imagine if this was real
    *we’d all be walking dolls*

    • @Animuse94
      @Animuse94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And no one would recognise us after we changed features.

    • @imsojulia-b9k
      @imsojulia-b9k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Instead we be looking like your pfp

    • @kicker3
      @kicker3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      J 😭🤣

    • @skyamarie3835
      @skyamarie3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She puts on the fake eyelashes on the camera, her friend comes over and sees eyelashes on her camera..... dont ask

    • @Liam-ll4tv
      @Liam-ll4tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dont worry I will still manige to look like trash 😅😉✌️

  • @m4tilda_
    @m4tilda_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Why does nobody talk about how beautiful Gibi is, inside and out ?!?! 💕

  • @Djgojo360
    @Djgojo360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Gibi: who did these for you?
    Me: My mom and dad
    Gibi: I heard they went out of business
    Me: *sweats in divorce*

    • @StarryScytheZ
      @StarryScytheZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      XD lol you good my dude?

    • @Liam-ll4tv
      @Liam-ll4tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ꝉօʂէ S𐍉ul this went down pretty fast and i dont know if i should laugh or be sad 😬

    • @JayArancio
      @JayArancio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      … you good

    • @roguebantha7324
      @roguebantha7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...more than once apiece.... :/

    • @Gr1mly
      @Gr1mly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same :(

  • @ethanaether8305
    @ethanaether8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    Gibi, while polishing my eyes: ”Who did these for you?”
    Me: ”my mom? She gave birth to me”
    Gibi: ”you know they went out of businnes a while ago”
    My mother just had her womb removed I-
    Edit: I really should pay attention to what account i use-

    • @marsmaria9033
      @marsmaria9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      the irony of ur user HHSHD

    • @ethanaether8305
      @ethanaether8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Kachow Sung OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED I-

    • @Bird_Nerd_Kae
      @Bird_Nerd_Kae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mikan??? Da fuq??? Lol

    • @thatonespnfan6640
      @thatonespnfan6640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't get it

    • @ethanaether8305
      @ethanaether8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      DinoFlower Crown Let me explain! So basically my mother’s womb (the place where the baby grows) got surgically removed because of health conditions, and it means that she cannot have kids anymore. And as Gibi said: ”they went out of businnes a while ago” It was kinda funny to me since my mother, who pretty much created me, can’t have kids anymore :)

  • @fionathomsen2323
    @fionathomsen2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Gibi: “You really need a face replacement”
    Me: 😔✋🏻”I know”

    • @kellydean3456
      @kellydean3456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!!!! I DONT CARE HOW GREEN YOU PFP IS, YOU SHINE- BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!!!! (btw, you pfp is hilarious and I love it!!!)

    • @kenmasapplepie763
      @kenmasapplepie763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same 😢✊🏾

    • @loststudent8339
      @loststudent8339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOU ARE BEATYFULL SWEETY DON'T THINK SO ABOUT YOURSELF

    • @yeah3563
      @yeah3563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice guys always finish last should have known that

    • @sonicshady_unleashed7150
      @sonicshady_unleashed7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh, let's be honest here your face is probably fine.

  • @1WolfGirl_Official
    @1WolfGirl_Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Plot twist: She’s just giving her microphone and camera a makeover

  • @nonorama7645
    @nonorama7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Nobody:
    Doctors:
    Gibi: eyeballs are only good for a certain number of years

    • @auroragain1344
      @auroragain1344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me: I could sell your eyeballs for about $762 each on the black market but go ahead Timmy, keep talking shit.

    • @24kMerlin
      @24kMerlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean she's not wrong

    • @ellie4964
      @ellie4964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wha l neeeed myyyy eyebalssss l need it.. How am l gonna watch TH-cam!!! Or see. Ooke lm too dramatic.. Was that dramatic 😅😐

    • @Makaponpon
      @Makaponpon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doctors:〰️〰️

    • @notananimationchannel
      @notananimationchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They last longer in pickle juice

  • @nintendorando452
    @nintendorando452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Her: Who did your last tune up?
    Me: ..my parents...
    Her: you know they went out of business
    Me: wait what-

  • @kinlee2314
    @kinlee2314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Gibi: *how much sleep are you getting?*
    Me: **cries in sleep paralysis**

    • @gravendanger8551
      @gravendanger8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *me probably going to sleep at 4 am and had to wake at 6 am* 🙆🏻‍♀️ what’s sleep?

    • @callsign_nautilus567
      @callsign_nautilus567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@youllneverknowgorg thing is it makes people scared to go to sleep

    • @leaveusal0ne773
      @leaveusal0ne773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *crys in insomia*

    • @babywilbur1309
      @babywilbur1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crucible Shark Gaming most people who have sleep paralysis actually find it calming.

    • @SwordGuy17
      @SwordGuy17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youllneverknowgorg *your

  • @notah_
    @notah_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    gibi, whether or not you're reading this, i just want to say thank you. through out lockdown i was severely depressed and only just managed to peel myself out of bed. i couldn't sleep at night and then i discovered this video. i know it isnt meant to be meaningful or anything but it was to me. i loved this video so much and when i eventually got out of my depressive state i realised i didnt need this any more. i just really wanted to thank you, even though this video is almost four years old and you probably wont revisit it.

  • @acejones4647
    @acejones4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Considering I watch this video at least three times a week, I figured it's about time I made timestamps.
    Highly Specific And Unnecessary At Times, but they're mine. It also got Long.
    0:00 Casual roasting of your face
    1:14 Price negotiation
    2:05 More direct roasting
    2:39 Discussion of eye color (nice tapping on paper if that's your thing)
    7:14 Loading the pen with your eye color (pen scribbles)
    7:28 Numbing you up (bottle shaking/spritzing)
    7:56 Wiping down your eyes (so like wiping them of any trace of humanity)
    8:57 Eye color change procedure (Gibi stabs your eyes for a bit, but it's relaxing)
    10:13 Gibi questions people's choices and her skills for a hot second
    10:37 Putting her gloves on (rather, she only needs one)
    11:13 Teeth examination (there's some nice bag crinkles at the beginning and end of this)
    12:53 Applying strengthening gel to your teeth
    14:16 Gum-line shaping
    15:08 Teeth shaping via trays (aka plastic night retainers) [glove removal and roasting at the end]
    16:22 Nose discussion (Gibi tries drawing noses. I give them a 6.5/10)
    18:03 Return of the numbing spray
    18:28 Nose shaping procedure via building gel (Goo slathered onto your face for fun and profit as well as measuring and detailing)
    22:14 Sealing in your new nose with building foam
    23:58 Gibi admires her work, as she should.. And further criticizes your features
    24:16 Impulse eyelash discussion/procedure
    27:28 "Good and dry... Good and dry." (Sometimes I start the video right here before bed don't judge me)
    27:32 Examination/discussion of your lips
    28:39 Lip procedure
    31:00 Sealing your lips
    32:34 Coloring your lips (With a dropper, I guess, I'm not often awake here)
    33:23 Hair discussion
    38:19 Hair installation/styling
    40:10 Gibi admires her work redux... and roasts your previous face Again.

    • @pandasandmore1322
      @pandasandmore1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thank you so much 😊

    • @blob7847
      @blob7847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Stephanie Sanders you are a god. A. GOD.

    • @CaraOMara
      @CaraOMara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      gawd dam more people need to see this comment

    • @Fl1ow
      @Fl1ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The fact this isn’t edited...scares me

    • @acejones4647
      @acejones4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Fl1ow I made the timestamps as I was watching it through.

  • @rocioochoa3458
    @rocioochoa3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2375

    Gibi : How long have you been living with this face .
    Me : I see the type of person you are.

    • @Orgosia
      @Orgosia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I'd expect it from Daisy but not from Gibi.

    • @mas.ky__
      @mas.ky__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rocio Ochoa I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE IT 1K HAHAHAHHA

    • @zachernandez1494
      @zachernandez1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lowkey felt attacked by that question. 😂😂

    • @zaraasmr_
      @zaraasmr_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @baka7766
      @baka7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man I. Really felt attacked (ouch..

  • @sv3nj4
    @sv3nj4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Gibi: "Your teeth are still very straight"
    Me, who wore braces for like 3 years: i hope so

    • @ovehatlevik780
      @ovehatlevik780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      moonbaby wore*

    • @emiliadehoyos6020
      @emiliadehoyos6020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I STILL have them ;-; p.s. they STAB my cheeks

    • @ethanaether8305
      @ethanaether8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im so sorry for being a grammar police but.. wore*

    • @Absternaut
      @Absternaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emilia Dehoyos make sure you put some wax on the ends so they don’t stab your cheeks!

    • @sleepyzmbie
      @sleepyzmbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My teeths are not straight my mom is planning to get me braces idk if I'm ready Xd

  • @gummi3367
    @gummi3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Gibi: rubs my eye color off
    Me: thanks for the free glasses cleaning!

  • @annabelle16
    @annabelle16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    Imagine coming out of the office looking like Danny Devito

    • @xthylultynil2359
      @xthylultynil2359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Pure Perfection

    • @Pouzdraken
      @Pouzdraken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yes. That’s the dream.

    • @midnightmoon339
      @midnightmoon339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Danny Devito is daddy

    • @mattbrune
      @mattbrune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This Is A Username 05 Daddy Devito.

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      if i did, i'd start blastin ;)

  • @delaney6937
    @delaney6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    “How much sleep do you get?”
    Me: *Laughs in sleep deprived and depression*

    • @iridescentstage
      @iridescentstage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Delaney uwu uwu uwuwuuwuwuw

    • @thesardiuxcomplex2152
      @thesardiuxcomplex2152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iridescentstage uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

    • @iridescentstage
      @iridescentstage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @thesardiuxcomplex2152
      @thesardiuxcomplex2152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iridescentstage AH YES
      U W U

    • @snug_as_a_bug
      @snug_as_a_bug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thesardiuxcomplex2152 oh-oh-phelia, youve been on my mind girl since the food

  • @thelilcommentghost3781
    @thelilcommentghost3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    *gibi: you really really need a face replacement*
    *me: disappointed but not surprised*

    • @lily_Hef
      @lily_Hef 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The lil comment ghost omg 😂

  • @SPACECOWBOY705
    @SPACECOWBOY705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's insane how good Gibi is at this...such a pleasure to watch just from a technical standpoint

  • @burnttoast656
    @burnttoast656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    GIBI: describe your nose
    Me:voldemort is bae