wait... an audio log specifically mentions how poison gas kills the Xenomorphs... but in the game the gas doesn't... kill... the... Xenomorphs...... >.
Apparently there's an audio log from Michael Bishop (Not the Alien 3 character, Aliens: Colonial Marines portrays him as an android named Michael Weyland for some reason) stating that he ordered the engineers that work in Doctor Miller's team (the guy in the audio log mentioning the use of C-284 nerve gas to kill the Queen if it escapes) to replace the C-284 with C-95 nerve gas, which Michael Weyland described as "lethal to humans, of course, but little more than a mild sedative to the Xenomorphs" and said "The Queen is an incredible specimen and I won't let your men exterminate her because you got a little jumpy".
Wait a minute. The random Weyland guy fires his weapon at 38:02... which injures the alien on Ripley's face spilling blood everywhere that then melts through the floor and causes the fire alarm to go off which then leads to the ship jettisoning the pods to the prison planet (which isn't what happens in Alien 3, I know). Point is; in order for any of the above to have happened, the bullet would've *smashed* the casing for the cryogenic capsule. Meaning that Ripley + the alien would die from the jettisoning attempt due to asphyxiation, meaning that they couldn't even survive planetfall and Alien 3 can't happen... Are we also supposed to assume that Turk is actually the dead Hicks in Alien 3? Did he get horrifically injured in the jettisoning somehow? How did they fuck that up so badly? XD
As long as we've got the flag and mauler then I'm happy. It's still the 1970's here and the marauders have become more bold lately, we need this one man.
As Mauler pointed out. Was that revival even consensual. You just can't put your hands on people without asking for their permission first. - Excuse me ma'am. Do you wish to be revived...Ma'am!?
I know this is a joke, but in real life paramedics have to ask permission. If someone is unconscious they have implied consent. There is a specific term for it, but it's basically "assume they wouldn't want to die."
@@rockerknight25 Yeah, but with medical aid, the whole consent thing works the other way around. You can rescusitate them unless they have a DNR (Do Not Rescusitate) which can be a tattoo or something clearly visible.
Hey, I'm not sure if you guys do requests, but there is a video on Rogue One that I think you guys might find interesting (assuming you haven't seen it already). The title is "Rogue One is The Worst Movie of All Time" from Ponstory Games, which is a sort of follow up to his video on TFA. It makes some interesting points, but from my view, he suffers from his general format (parody voiced scenes, etc.), and there are plenty of points I'm pretty sure he got wrong or should have explained better. He's far from the best reviewer I've ever seen, but it was his TFA video that actually got me thinking more critically about Disney Star Wars, and despite not thinking as highly about that one anymore either, he is decently entertaining in my view, even if what he's saying may be nonsense. I thought it would be nice to see what the EFAP crew has to say about his work, since we all love to see you guys tear into bad Star Wars videos- might be a nice change in pace to see you guys critiquing someone who is actually negative about the new movies like you guys. Try watching a bit of the beginning (Mauler), and if it seems EFAP worthy, maybe put it on you guy's list somewhere. Thank you for your time.
@@thelax5311 frictional tried to create a scary, tense experience, and they failed. Colonial marines gave you a true experience of terror through the use of loud blam blam guns and also the fact that on death you have to pretty much restart the game. Gives death a really true meaning in the game. t. Joseph
“Alien 3 is the one movie that most people don’t like.” Blasphemy! Not only do I like it, far more than Aliens but not as much as Alien, but there’s plenty of people who likes Alien 3 and defends it. So, I’m so sorry Wolf, but you’re wrong. Miss ya though.
At around 14:00 Wolf shits on Spice and Wolf... I actually really liked Spice and Wolf, I found the character interactions between Holo and Lawrence really nice, I guess it is based on your preference. Holo and Lawrence have the 'push and pull' kind of relationship, where others might like other types of relationships in fiction, such as the 'instant get together' which I don't think is what Wolf would like. Maybe there are objective problems, I haven't watched it in a while. But the lack of a third season and the massive lack of conclusion does piss me off, so that is something really wrong with the show, DO NOT watch Spice and Wolf if you don't want to fork out the money for the Light Novel to see the ending. I don't have the money to buy it, so I can't buy it... do not get yourself stuck in my shoes, do not watch it if you can't buy the LN. If there are objective problems with it, I wouldn't mind hearing about them. It has been a long time since I watched it, so I might be misremembering.
Alien 3 was in theaters when i was in middle school, I remember because I had a field trip to see Fern gully and i snuck out to watch Aliens 3. Guess I am an oldmen.
Lol this stream almost makes me want to play this game ..... Almost... I decided to watch Aliens for the first time instead. It was badass. I had only seen Alien and Prometheus beforehand. Probably my favorite one of the bunch
I demand more EFAP Gaming, and I want you guys to also continue playing colonial marines until completion (Unless somehow I missed in the entire stream you finishing it.)
in regards to american vs british pronunciations, i will say that starting from the first time i watched a mauler video i thought he pronounced W words oddly(from an american perspective), especially "work". it sounds like "werk" to me... in my opinion. ;)
Hey, guys, on one of the previous EFAPs Wolf listed all the films SinsSins didn't watch, but really should have. Could someone point me to that moment? I would really like to save that list for myself.
You might not know this, but West World is already a movie, which the TV Show is based on. And I think it was a book before that. Had to look up that um... well I guess it is by definition an Africa Remix by Pitbull. The video has a nearly 1:4 Like to Dislike Ratio, and the top comment is, "The last time Africa was butchered this badly was the 1885 Berlin Conference." I liked the parts that were essentially the original song.
1:22:40 i tried to watch saving private Rian with my two female cousins and they didn't want to watch it any more after the awesome Omaha beach scene because there wasn't enough dialog. We haven't spoken to each other since then
Everything is fine from the latest stream I missed it in the middle and I haven't seen you release it yet. did you got to talk with Eric and Jack and the end
The ship didn't crash on the prison planet. The ship jettisoned the section that contained the cryo pods when the system thought there was a fire and couldn't detect life.
As much as this game failed I still would like another FPS Aliens game that is more action horror and less survival horror. I want to play as the rough an tough space marines again.
It just hit me, this game is basically last gen in a nutshell. There were so many shitty shooters which tried to be Call of Duty and this game is the peak of that trend and pretty much killed it.
WOW burger does sound better in British (LOL), I mean with a British accent. It's been my experience that the British accent makes everything sound smart (no matter how stupid), the american south accent makes everything sound stupid (no matter how smart), Australian accent makes things all sound cool, the Spanish, Italian, and French accents make things sound sexy, German accents make things sound too harsh and abrasive, Russian accents make everything sound tough. Quincy and Gomer aren't great, but yeah Gaylord is pretty bad, LOL.
I decided to watch this drunk again and the part accents it's just made me rememher the fact that people tend to think I am Australian by the way I speak English...am Venezuelan.
This is kind of not fun to watch when Mauler just runs through the entire map and we don't actually get to see what's happening and what Rags and Wolf are doing.
If you want abusive dialogue, go play Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway, a Gbx game with some of THE WORST dialogue in a game. Also written by ol' Mikey.
Just a reminder to all those Wisecrack lovers......they used a CDC survey for kids dying from shootings more than car accidents....and the survey had 16, 17, 18, 19 year olds counted as "kids"
The AVP video game had the same issue that Aliens: Colonial Marines had. Neither one could nuke Alien 3. That movie was acknowledged in AVP. At least AVP wouldn't have aby issues if Alien 3 does get remade (the conclusions and events of Alien 3 don't directly affect that game). Of course Colonial Marines and Resurrection would have to go if Disney did remake Alien 3 with the original story that treated Newt, Hicks, and Ripley far better.
AvP 2010 was much better than ACM. Aliens were actually fast and seemed intelligent. It certainly felt like it was a more engaging or enjoyable experience (compare times when ammo is unlimited vs limited, when ammo is unlimited, you feel far more removed and less caring about what’s going on). Maybe next Efap let’s play for AvP 2010.
28:50 MauLer there is a teammate down next o you again. Are you just against helping anyone? Ohh then of course after that you just run ahead to die alone... again!
I like the EFAPs but this was a disaster, not bad to listen for the memes, but from a gaming standpoint... MauLer you were never there during firefights, either stayed behind or rushed forward. In fights when you three was confined in a room you didn't do anything practical, just rushed around like startled pests. You talked during cutscenes so we cannot even learn the story. I know you were trying to make fun of that game, but in that way we cannot even decide ourselves, because we couldn't see nearly any gameplay. On the contrary you managed to 'convince' me to get the game myself to try it out. So i can experience the things what i thought i could during the stream.
MauLrus, Mauler's first cannon Furry Form. You're welcome world! ~.-.^
Yeah...thanks for that haunting image...
wait... an audio log specifically mentions how poison gas kills the Xenomorphs... but in the game the gas doesn't... kill... the... Xenomorphs...... >.
Apparently there's an audio log from Michael Bishop (Not the Alien 3 character, Aliens: Colonial Marines portrays him as an android named Michael Weyland for some reason) stating that he ordered the engineers that work in Doctor Miller's team (the guy in the audio log mentioning the use of C-284 nerve gas to kill the Queen if it escapes) to replace the C-284 with C-95 nerve gas, which Michael Weyland described as "lethal to humans, of course, but little more than a mild sedative to the Xenomorphs" and said "The Queen is an incredible specimen and I won't let your men exterminate her because you got a little jumpy".
It's good to see MauLer plays shooters like I do, by firing and then reloading. Even if he just fired one shot.
Always have a full mag.
“The worst name you can have is Francis”
*The Punisher will remember that*
Could be Ajax...
My grandmother on my mom's side is named Francis and my grandfather on my dad's side is also named Francis
*Deadpool will remember that*
"I hate stairs."
@@bossross8270 I hate walking.
And five minutes ago, you hated flying!
Yeah, and I was right about that too.
Those grenades seem more like Pepsi bottles with Mentos shoved down the neck.
"Who am I? I forgot..."
-Somebody with dementia
Wait a minute. The random Weyland guy fires his weapon at 38:02... which injures the alien on Ripley's face spilling blood everywhere that then melts through the floor and causes the fire alarm to go off which then leads to the ship jettisoning the pods to the prison planet (which isn't what happens in Alien 3, I know). Point is; in order for any of the above to have happened, the bullet would've *smashed* the casing for the cryogenic capsule. Meaning that Ripley + the alien would die from the jettisoning attempt due to asphyxiation, meaning that they couldn't even survive planetfall and Alien 3 can't happen... Are we also supposed to assume that Turk is actually the dead Hicks in Alien 3? Did he get horrifically injured in the jettisoning somehow? How did they fuck that up so badly? XD
Shhhh... Don't think about it, sweet child.
@Griever agreed. It even adds to it in many great ways.
A foolish man complains about his torn pocket. A wise man uses it to scratch his nuts.
*monocle splashes into tea* ye Gods, Mauler is Welsh!?!?
As long as we've got the flag and mauler then I'm happy. It's still the 1970's here and the marauders have become more bold lately, we need this one man.
@@SassyCassie89 Praise Tonald!
As Mauler pointed out. Was that revival even consensual. You just can't put your hands on people without asking for their permission first. - Excuse me ma'am. Do you wish to be revived...Ma'am!?
rescue rape is a real problem, and it's all Trumps fault......right?
It's Ma'am!!
I know this is a joke, but in real life paramedics have to ask permission. If someone is unconscious they have implied consent. There is a specific term for it, but it's basically "assume they wouldn't want to die."
@@rockerknight25 Yeah, but with medical aid, the whole consent thing works the other way around. You can rescusitate them unless they have a DNR (Do Not Rescusitate) which can be a tattoo or something clearly visible.
"Use your top feet" Bilbo Raggins
What is the timestamp for when this happens? It was so funny.
Top Feet 21:20
This comment fucks me up every time I see it 😂
Hey, I'm not sure if you guys do requests, but there is a video on Rogue One that I think you guys might find interesting (assuming you haven't seen it already). The title is "Rogue One is The Worst Movie of All Time" from Ponstory Games, which is a sort of follow up to his video on TFA. It makes some interesting points, but from my view, he suffers from his general format (parody voiced scenes, etc.), and there are plenty of points I'm pretty sure he got wrong or should have explained better.
He's far from the best reviewer I've ever seen, but it was his TFA video that actually got me thinking more critically about Disney Star Wars, and despite not thinking as highly about that one anymore either, he is decently entertaining in my view, even if what he's saying may be nonsense. I thought it would be nice to see what the EFAP crew has to say about his work, since we all love to see you guys tear into bad Star Wars videos- might be a nice change in pace to see you guys critiquing someone who is actually negative about the new movies like you guys. Try watching a bit of the beginning (Mauler), and if it seems EFAP worthy, maybe put it on you guy's list somewhere. Thank you for your time.
6:23 Rags' laugh here is so sincere
Six and a half HOURS! Damn guys!
I hope there will be more of these kind of streams with Mauler and the Boys (Canines) This was really fun.
Colonial marines > SOMA
Obviously SOMA isn’t even a horror game.
The Lax
yea ... it's so overrated .
I don't know how mauler never came across Colonial . very underrated game with beautiful themes!
Mohamed Ramadan and other ways to get booted from Maulers Discord lolol
Royal Raptor
They were planning to betray me ...
@@thelax5311 frictional tried to create a scary, tense experience, and they failed. Colonial marines gave you a true experience of terror through the use of loud blam blam guns and also the fact that on death you have to pretty much restart the game. Gives death a really true meaning in the game.
t. Joseph
Wolf doesn't like Spice & Wolf.
Its like poetry
If mauler was a dragon he would be called Smauger
SmaugLer, have to keep the 'Ler"... Now I want to draw that... O.-.o
-EFAP Gaming-
should be called
*Every Room A Death*
Every Room A Perish
Gotta keep the P
EFAP Gaming reminds me of the old days of watching Spike and Barley: good old-fashioned shit and giggles gaming
Just as i finished the last one
I've seen all the movies they mentioned......eeeexcept saving private ryan xD
I forgot how ironically bad wolf's take Spice & Wolfe was.
“Alien 3 is the one movie that most people don’t like.” Blasphemy! Not only do I like it, far more than Aliens but not as much as Alien, but there’s plenty of people who likes Alien 3 and defends it. So, I’m so sorry Wolf, but you’re wrong. Miss ya though.
16:26 “hello I’m an alien”
At around 14:00 Wolf shits on Spice and Wolf... I actually really liked Spice and Wolf, I found the character interactions between Holo and Lawrence really nice, I guess it is based on your preference. Holo and Lawrence have the 'push and pull' kind of relationship, where others might like other types of relationships in fiction, such as the 'instant get together' which I don't think is what Wolf would like.
Maybe there are objective problems, I haven't watched it in a while. But the lack of a third season and the massive lack of conclusion does piss me off, so that is something really wrong with the show, DO NOT watch Spice and Wolf if you don't want to fork out the money for the Light Novel to see the ending. I don't have the money to buy it, so I can't buy it... do not get yourself stuck in my shoes, do not watch it if you can't buy the LN.
If there are objective problems with it, I wouldn't mind hearing about them. It has been a long time since I watched it, so I might be misremembering.
lmao rags is cocking a pistol in the background
I didn't know MauLer was the son of Jamie Hyneman
I swear one of the alien death sound effects is almost the exact same as the WoW tallstrider death sound effect.
Alien 3 was in theaters when i was in middle school, I remember because I had a field trip to see Fern gully and i snuck out to watch Aliens 3. Guess I am an oldmen.
Spice and wolf is one of the finest anime ever made.
I would totally watch MauLer if he did a Let's Play series.
that spaceship explosion looked like Freespace from 1998
Lol this stream almost makes me want to play this game ..... Almost...
I decided to watch Aliens for the first time instead. It was badass. I had only seen Alien and Prometheus beforehand.
Probably my favorite one of the bunch
as soon as you said duel between banjo and guitar I'm just like "Deliverance? Why mauler referencing that?"
Ejaculation should be illegal in Europe.
Yes.
I love how Mauler just runs on ahead like an unattended child at the supermarket
I demand more EFAP Gaming, and I want you guys to also continue playing colonial marines until completion (Unless somehow I missed in the entire stream you finishing it.)
What is the next terrible game
I'm dissapointed that can can only see up to raven then what ever mission this is
in regards to american vs british pronunciations, i will say that starting from the first time i watched a mauler video i thought he pronounced W words oddly(from an american perspective), especially "work". it sounds like "werk" to me... in my opinion. ;)
Colonial Marines an Ubridled Praise when?
Also if you want I can think of some of the worst games of all time that you guys could play.
Ride to Hell has got to be on there.
Desert Bus. Go for 2 points. Bonus, they could play it and do an EFAP episode at the same time, they'd have a good 16 hours to work with.
@@nickdahl203 I second Desert Bus.
Also do Beyond Two Souls. The EFAP memes from that game would be legendary
Hey, guys, on one of the previous EFAPs Wolf listed all the films SinsSins didn't watch, but really should have. Could someone point me to that moment? I would really like to save that list for myself.
I know we shouldn't force memes, but I hope indestructible/invincible lesbians lives on in the EFAP lore.
Game starts -> Mauler commits suicide immediatly.
Goddamn wolf hurt me with that take on spice and wolf... Damn that's my favorite anime
You might not know this, but West World is already a movie, which the TV Show is based on. And I think it was a book before that.
Had to look up that um... well I guess it is by definition an Africa Remix by Pitbull. The video has a nearly 1:4 Like to Dislike Ratio, and the top comment is, "The last time Africa was butchered this badly was the 1885 Berlin Conference." I liked the parts that were essentially the original song.
1:22:40 i tried to watch saving private Rian with my two female cousins and they didn't want to watch it any more after the awesome Omaha beach scene because there wasn't enough dialog. We haven't spoken to each other since then
You guys should play RE 6 together. Or just two of you at least
that would be kind of epic
Guilty pleasure of mine, I like RE5 and 6
Everything is fine from the latest stream I missed it in the middle and I haven't seen you release it yet.
did you got to talk with Eric and Jack and the end
You should call this series Let’s EFAP, a combo of Let’s Play and EFAP
The ship didn't crash on the prison planet. The ship jettisoned the section that contained the cryo pods when the system thought there was a fire and couldn't detect life.
Doom started off as an Aliens game before Id software decided not to try to get the license.
A word that sounds awful in an american accent:
Bants.
THE military movie is "Come and see" (1985)
mooler should share the helmets... they are all the size..of a tangerine!
As much as this game failed I still would like another FPS Aliens game that is more action horror and less survival horror. I want to play as the rough an tough space marines again.
1:15:28 I see a Kick Jay in the chat.
Still watching the first one you guys are going hard lately, or did you split one?
Think the stream crashed hence why the stream is split in two. Otherwise, the stream would be one whole one.
@@LuckyTheReviewer Yes, it crashed. Mauler said he might compile these two parts into one later but I think they did it okay the way they did it
The subtitles are even out of sync in that cutscene. lmao
36:28 - yugioh! Your move, your move, your move, YOUR MOVE!
Do you sometimes feel like a plastic bag? I do, all the time... because I'm gay.
Yes.
Not surprising, Alien stopped being good before I was even born.
Part 2... And still no epic gamer moments or gamer-words to be heard... I'm deeply disappointed.
Greatly enjoyed! Keep it up
This is legitimately funny.
It just hit me, this game is basically last gen in a nutshell. There were so many shitty shooters which tried to be Call of Duty and this game is the peak of that trend and pretty much killed it.
Don't feel old mauler, I'm 19 and I know what deliverance is.
45:30 😂
WOW burger does sound better in British (LOL), I mean with a British accent. It's been my experience that the British accent makes everything sound smart (no matter how stupid), the american south accent makes everything sound stupid (no matter how smart), Australian accent makes things all sound cool, the Spanish, Italian, and French accents make things sound sexy, German accents make things sound too harsh and abrasive, Russian accents make everything sound tough.
Quincy and Gomer aren't great, but yeah Gaylord is pretty bad, LOL.
The only game made by Randy “The Greaser” Pitchford that’s worse than Aliens: Colonial Marines is Duke Nukem Forever.
E-Fap: The objective critics
You guys should play Earth Defense Force 4.1, starting on Hard and knowing as little about the plot as possible.
I decided to watch this drunk again and the part accents it's just made me rememher the fact that people tend to think I am Australian by the way I speak English...am Venezuelan.
2:14:07 Out of context, within context, it doesn't matter, still funny
1:44:42 Alien: Attack of the Lesbian Queens sounds amazing.
2:55:04
DUDE! The Weyland guy character thing is voiced by general Sheperd!!
MauLer should debate Quinton through SinsSins’ channel
This is kind of not fun to watch when Mauler just runs through the entire map and we don't actually get to see what's happening and what Rags and Wolf are doing.
These poor black aliens never stood a chance, just like those other aliens, the Vietnamese.
Alien³ is bad, but it's the last in the Alien franchise I still like...
If you want abusive dialogue, go play Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway, a Gbx game with some of THE WORST dialogue in a game. Also written by ol' Mikey.
Apocalypse Now is a far better war movie if not movie in general than Saving Private Ryan. Same goes with Full Metal Jacket.
2:15:45 Come on it's not like it is out of character from MauLer to ignore dying teammates and not help them.
Who doesn’t know about Deliverance?! Even if you haven’t seen it you should know all the references.
weird names: Callum, Lawrence (Tanner), Bailey
Just a reminder to all those Wisecrack lovers......they used a CDC survey for kids dying from shootings more than car accidents....and the survey had 16, 17, 18, 19 year olds counted as "kids"
1:39:34 I did not know this game, but looking at the stream it is definitely not as bad as you want to make it seem.
The AVP video game had the same issue that Aliens: Colonial Marines had. Neither one could nuke Alien 3. That movie was acknowledged in AVP. At least AVP wouldn't have aby issues if Alien 3 does get remade (the conclusions and events of Alien 3 don't directly affect that game). Of course Colonial Marines and Resurrection would have to go if Disney did remake Alien 3 with the original story that treated Newt, Hicks, and Ripley far better.
Jay... this is your father figure. Tell me the truth. Have you seen 2001: A Space Odyssey?
You disappoint me, subjectivity.
AvP 2010 was much better than ACM.
Aliens were actually fast and seemed intelligent.
It certainly felt like it was a more engaging or enjoyable experience (compare times when ammo is unlimited vs limited, when ammo is unlimited, you feel far more removed and less caring about what’s going on).
Maybe next Efap let’s play for AvP 2010.
This part didn't age well 2:18:02
GOODBYE RAG
28:50 MauLer there is a teammate down next o you again. Are you just against helping anyone?
Ohh then of course after that you just run ahead to die alone... again!
Slade Craven
@2:33:30
LOLZ
I think 343 can make a good halo game
I like the EFAPs but this was a disaster, not bad to listen for the memes, but from a gaming standpoint...
MauLer you were never there during firefights, either stayed behind or rushed forward.
In fights when you three was confined in a room you didn't do anything practical, just rushed around like startled pests.
You talked during cutscenes so we cannot even learn the story.
I know you were trying to make fun of that game, but in that way we cannot even decide ourselves, because we couldn't see nearly any gameplay.
On the contrary you managed to 'convince' me to get the game myself to try it out. So i can experience the things what i thought i could during the stream.
52:27