DICKBRUISER (Z) vs ColonPounder (Z) -- Starcraft 2 [LAGTV]

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  • @Lunarcheese72
    @Lunarcheese72 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm from 11 years in the future, and you'll be absolutely shocked to hear that Sue Johanson is not only still alive, but producing content.

  • @Lunarcheese72
    @Lunarcheese72 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    From the names alone, one can tell that this is going to be a battle of two heroic titans.

  • @skylerjr2648
    @skylerjr2648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2017 and still an awesome replay. 3rd time watching and I still get a laugh out of the names.

    • @Dredi
      @Dredi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I must've watched this like 10 or 15 times now and I still crack up every time

  • @mkennedy241
    @mkennedy241 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ColonPounder got in there with some early aggression and dealt out a healthy beating to DickBruiser's economy. DickBruiser tried to fire back, but couldn't quite get a strong enough force to successfully thrust into ColonPounder's interior. ColonPounder then launched a surprise entry into DickBruiser's main and leaving him with a nasty infestation. After that it was all over but the crying, with ColonPounder living up to his name and savagely violating the remnants of DickBruiser's forces.

  • @Myrskylintu
    @Myrskylintu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    They did actually lol at each others' names... ;)

    • @CaineKawaguichi
      @CaineKawaguichi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That they did =)
      And somehow Adam and Jeff completely missed it... Go figure.

  • @SiahRainmaker
    @SiahRainmaker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Mr. MaximusBlack, hit me up with that Jailhouse C-Section!" - the opening we were all hoping for

  • @ManannanMacLir
    @ManannanMacLir 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We were pretty big when we were 13..."
    My mind just went "OH DEAR GOD WHERE WAS THAT GOING?!"

  • @LightsOutAce1
    @LightsOutAce1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last 50 seconds were the best. This is why I always watch to the end of LAGTV videos.

  • @CaptainArn
    @CaptainArn 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Max: Colonpounder is coming back in. Oh this is...
    Nova: That queen went down.

  • @A7xFo
    @A7xFo 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheApprentice91 Thanks for sending it in. Never thought that we'd get casted on LAGtv lol. So beast.

  • @felixantoinetremblay
    @felixantoinetremblay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RIP Robin Williams :(

  • @Drei242
    @Drei242 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeff and Adam giving me "the talk" I don't need > My parents giving me "the talk" I don't need.

  • @RobinHood3000
    @RobinHood3000 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Captain Hook" is the greatest surprise punchline of all time.

  • @Duggerjuggernaut
    @Duggerjuggernaut 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    new lagtv shirt design: "COLON POUNDER VS DICKBRUISER"

  • @Trebolf
    @Trebolf 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    03:46 Adam: "We were pretty big, at 13, I was like 6 foot..."
    and I was just EXPECTING Jeff to say something along the lines of, "and he ain't talkin' boot his height"

  • @ZaasKenar
    @ZaasKenar 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Child-friendly cast:
    Colonel Pounder versus Richard Bruiser

  • @Amadeas
    @Amadeas 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy s***....That made my week. I couldn't stop laughing the whole game, and I almost forgot that there was Starcraft happening. I love Lag TV.

  • @1b32Bb2
    @1b32Bb2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    to fix the attack range you would then introduce a new stat to the units which would be like speed of the missiles i feel.

  • @paratus04
    @paratus04 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm from the future 10/2012 to say, "Sour about that new website."

  • @staphinfection
    @staphinfection 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Robin Williams is a total BOSS alcoholic! He lives in SF and friends of mine have seen him come out of his place early in the morning with nothing but his bathrobe on, rocking his great big bushy beard. They offered some wine to him, and he totally guzzled it down and had it dripping all in his beard and shit... I don't know how much they exaggerated it, or if it's true, but why would they lie about that?

  • @EntropyVX
    @EntropyVX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    New Macdonalds burger: The Colon Pounder

  • @NoisyNinjaSC2
    @NoisyNinjaSC2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    ColonPounder vs. MikeHunt.
    Go. Epic match up for LAGTV to cast.

  • @advkow
    @advkow 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best. Match names. Ever.

  • @LtHenryCrunch
    @LtHenryCrunch 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is a band called Dick Bruiser and the Punches. Their Myspace page is the first result from Google.

  • @Microtardz
    @Microtardz 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're never too old for a good sex joke.
    Now shh.

  • @gorbidder
    @gorbidder 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just an FYI for you Jeff & Adam... Sue is still living... but the show has been canceled since May 11, 2008...

  • @Enkan666
    @Enkan666 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "ColonPounder is spreading right now"

  • @brigbjones
    @brigbjones 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    robin Williams named his daughter zelda because of the Game and i heard about it in a news story in 2009 the marketing thing could have been used for TP...

  • @rogierownage
    @rogierownage 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's putting preasure on his colon

  • @m03hawkman
    @m03hawkman 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    still waiting for that Mike Hawk vs Mike Hunt game

  • @PandezPanda
    @PandezPanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you know Michael Jackson was up for the Roll of Peter pan and hook was going to be a musical? Weird right!

  • @letitabee
    @letitabee 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a punctuation symbol that weights a pound.

  • @felixantoinetremblay
    @felixantoinetremblay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeez, I had forgotten about the dick mold :P Best secret santa gift indeed!

  • @a_tasty_burrito
    @a_tasty_burrito 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    They don't call it a colonpounder with cheese?
    Nah man they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a colonpounder is.

  • @mindsprawl
    @mindsprawl 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "it's official"......."that we're selling Valium" LOL

  • @adorensavage7496
    @adorensavage7496 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mother had to walk by during this game, she laughed her ass off
    I'm pretty sure this is some achievement

  • @13378389
    @13378389 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @12:25 Maximus brings up the best point.

  • @MrRabby132
    @MrRabby132 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i look forward to everything you guys post KEEP IT UP!

  • @crazyme123ify
    @crazyme123ify 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    damnit I wanted ColonPounder to lose so i could make a shitting the bead joke

  • @99Daxc
    @99Daxc 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched him lay out some fested terrans at that last encounter when a couple good fungals would have done more and possibly givin him more time

  • @cutyarny
    @cutyarny 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg Jeff! i watched that snoring like 10 times!! i cant get enoff of it wahahah

  • @EntropyVX
    @EntropyVX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I just took an arrow to my colon...

  • @GriffGalore
    @GriffGalore 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Name the new store "Bob's Over Supply Store" rofl

  • @TheNeCafe
    @TheNeCafe 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:44
    destiny would have won with those spines and infestors xD

  • @InVINCEab13
    @InVINCEab13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    sour about that robin williams reference :C
    rip legend

  • @TheApprentice91
    @TheApprentice91 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @A7xFo Yes I did. I've been trying to send you this link, but you're never online when I am :)

  • @RoadRunner217
    @RoadRunner217 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @3pic12 6ft 6, he said that a few times in some videos^^

  • @flashtirade
    @flashtirade 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was gonna make a DICKBRUISER vs ColonPounder joke, butt fuck it.

  • @TheChicoNerd
    @TheChicoNerd 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did ColonPounder had to get so big to finish DICKBRUISER.

  • @Dragonfang1909
    @Dragonfang1909 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @PhazonSwimmy and you looked it up why...?

  • @jvp117
    @jvp117 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i googled d2d gamer and it was an advertisement for selling cialis....

  • @RXnerdOfTheNight
    @RXnerdOfTheNight 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sad thing is, DICKBRUISER could have held that final push up his natural if he had used Fungals correctly. Who cares though...it's LAGTV.

  • @PhaseTwoFilming
    @PhaseTwoFilming 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Search for the automatron 5000 in youtube, it is really the best micro ai in existence. Please thumb up so the guys can see and poke fun at it! Thanks for the videos, making my surgery recovery enjoyable!

  • @3pic12
    @3pic12 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    how tall is adam?

  • @TheApprentice91
    @TheApprentice91 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @anangryoldman That sucks, I may potentially change my name to ButtPlumber

  • @Wardhogje
    @Wardhogje 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:56 Lol @ the snoar :D

  • @TheApprentice91
    @TheApprentice91 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @jaktuu I think it's still DICKBRUISER. I don't know the guy. I keep trying to post the link of this game to him.

  • @s86phoenix
    @s86phoenix 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    best name matchup

  • @ferrousfox3265
    @ferrousfox3265 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @brad0544 Those were infested terrans. You could see the muzzle flashes if you don't believe me.

  • @CameoRockP
    @CameoRockP 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember when jeffs cousin hit him in the D with a baseball bat.

  • @Darkfoxx999
    @Darkfoxx999 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @sporemolux Why would you check?

  • @ryano1267
    @ryano1267 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    OOH ITS THE 4 BROFESTER HIT SQUAD GET THE FUCK OUT KYLE!
    THE TIME TO RELAX IS OVER!

  • @AceKing47
    @AceKing47 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait, wait, they're talking about penises and everything, then Adam goes and says "We were pretty big for thirteen years old." Please tell me I wasn't the only person who went there.

  • @tailsmiles321
    @tailsmiles321 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was gonna make a Colonpounder joker, But then i took a bruise to the D.

  • @MusicReign
    @MusicReign 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dickbruiser should have gotten protection right at the start :P

  • @Rwl3x
    @Rwl3x 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LAGTV, the best sex education channel on youtube.

  • @Versudan
    @Versudan 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game just proves I haven't grown up yet. XD

  • @mitchellharold1
    @mitchellharold1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    epic names are epic

  • @Slywyn
    @Slywyn 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This cast is so much better if you treat everything they say as a euphemism.

  • @ELPHAGE1994
    @ELPHAGE1994 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    best fucking sc2 cometary ever

  • @MASTURCHEEF001
    @MASTURCHEEF001 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got an ad for Virgin america on this.
    My god.

  • @liasylvania
    @liasylvania 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    wheres mikehunt vs mikehawke

  • @mattster323
    @mattster323 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    when the games get over 15 mins the guys get bored I think

  • @MrZombeeBait
    @MrZombeeBait 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i dont always pound colons, but when i do, i have a daughter named zelda.

  • @aadil999
    @aadil999 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's a wrestler called Dick the Bruiser

  • @NoisyNinjaSC2
    @NoisyNinjaSC2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do us all a favor and let us Pound your Colon

  • @howlinglunarfang
    @howlinglunarfang 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEST CAST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ghostofdawn
    @ghostofdawn 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    imagine this at MLG speaking of D's and stuff omg that would be the best MLG ever XD

  • @Dabordi
    @Dabordi 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good afternooneveningmorning? What about good night? Tuck me in, LAGTV.

  • @ig33ku
    @ig33ku 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Range vs Movement Speed play Supreme Commander.

  • @felixantoinetremblay
    @felixantoinetremblay 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn't it because the V is curved?

  • @Bomiheko2
    @Bomiheko2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, I didn't even see this video on my sub box...

  • @BigMikePlays
    @BigMikePlays 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    -_- are you serious Jeff

  • @Aeroguns994
    @Aeroguns994 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game ..... so much win.

  • @JamesV1
    @JamesV1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor Robin Williams.

  • @9441282192
    @9441282192 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was done for the day. i said to myself "no more youtube. no more lagtv for today"
    and then out of the corner of my eye, colonpunder vs dickbruiser.......-.-'
    how can i not watch this

  • @Wardhogje
    @Wardhogje 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah Lag.tv would work!

  • @AlRSTRIKE
    @AlRSTRIKE 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    long distance yamato cannons ftw!

  • @PontFX
    @PontFX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    MaximusBlack needs to stop killing jokes.

  • @thepoet82
    @thepoet82 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    To those who played Super Nintendo and Super Punch Out; the last two boxers in the game are two huge twin brothers called Rick and Nick Bruiser. I believe that is where he got his name.
    Just so you know. :)

  • @DeathFishofDeath
    @DeathFishofDeath 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sour 'bout that HPV

  • @lithiumissick42
    @lithiumissick42 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    11 spore crawlers lololol

  • @deathv101
    @deathv101 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LAGTV FTW!!!!!!

  • @staphinfection
    @staphinfection 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    .....and of course they're both Zerg.

  • @nghiahuutran86
    @nghiahuutran86 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    dick bruiser is actually a wrestler name. lol

  • @LPchief
    @LPchief 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    both got a lot of overmins though :(

  • @grundolord
    @grundolord 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    saw name of game... saw casters... i dont care how good this game is gotta watch it jsut for the jokes

  • @mkennedy241
    @mkennedy241 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @me715 Thanks, but that typo (should be left, not leaving) is giving my inner grammar nazi fits.

  • @Failosaurus71
    @Failosaurus71 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:58 minutes ago i said that the last video was the last one aaaaanannnnnnndddddd then i saw the name of this video

  • @Cauthonsluck
    @Cauthonsluck 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funniest game of Starcraft.