Careful Jerma. A lot of politics around this rn. I know you dont care about politics so i know this is nothing less than good hearted… just be careful please.
i love watching jermas' trouser tent form at the mere mention of pickles and/or balls. and he gets all bashful and tugs at his shirt collar lol classic bit
Why did this edit cut out the part where he was laughing while crushing Goldfish crackers in his hands, and then he looked directly at the camera and shrieked and ran away
no, this is 2015. he built a time machine, traveled ten years into the future, but got stuck. he's waiting for the universe to end & begin again like in futurama so he can replace his current self.
@@Turbopasta Im surprised you said that because i vaguely remember saying "an amadillo is an armored rat" in a red dead stream after he shot one then he responded "aw that sucks :("
so happy that Neal is getting some credit for his work! just look at how many things you probably recognize from this video, infinite craft, password game, etc.. all made by him! but it seems like a lot of people hardly even mention his website :(
"I liked the animation where they filled in some goo in the analog sticks, and then they turned into mice and started skittering around" sounds like something he would make up for a bit, and yet that's exactly what happened.
Objectively the egg came first. A proto-chicken hen laid an egg that was fertilized by a proto-chicken cock and their child was a chicken, just like the fertilized zygote that became you came before you and your descendants.
I don’t have anything againsy Jerma985 I just wish he’d stop pinning pictures of his abs hes taken in the mirror on my fridge in abject disregard of my restraining order
I don't have anything againsy Jerma985 I just wish he'd start pinning pictures of his abs hes taken in SamDekkerSuperfan's mirror on my fridge in abject disregard of his restraining order
Lads, i'm so drunk because my cat just died and I want to say that when he was anxious cause i was at work my wife would put on jerma and it made him feel better because i always watch this goofball. Thanks lads.
43:00 Jerma starts literally describing how the observable universe works to a degree as a joke while looking at the CMBR. The CMBR IS the skybox! It's not a "wall," but it is a real limit that can not be crossed. I'm not going get into great detail here.
@@azechase6597 OK. So the universe is expanding. That is the actual space in between things is growing. This is called inflation. Inflation happens to be accelerating. Meaning things are growing farther and farther apart at a faster rate. So even if you were to go as fast as possible, the speed of light, you can not ever reach it. Making the edges of what we can see a limit of where we can go. So, while not a wall you can't pass through, it is another form of limit you can't reach. So the cosmic microwave background might as well be the skybox. We can't look beyond it, (if we could, we would see time at before the big bang, which would be really nice, but oh well)
The egg came first because the egg is not necessarily a chickens egg, opening up the possibility that it was the egg of the chickens evolutionary predecessor. At some point an egg was laid, and life's evolution crossed a threshold where whatever came before was no longer what it was, but instead could now be officially considered a chicken. So the egg came first.
I look at it like at the Schrödinger's cat. The egg is there. Inside the egg you don’t know if it’s the chicken or not, it should be hatched first to determine the chickeness. That’s why In my opinion it’s the chicken first
@@R4d0mch4nn3l but reality exists outside of human's perception. And what is in the egg doesn't matter, all that matters is that it is an egg. Chickens were not around on earth during the time of the dinosaurs. Therefore the egg necessarily must have come first, regardless of when the transition from predecessor to chicken took place or was observed.
@@biggrocc19 Sure, if you are asking the question passively. If you are actively trying to apply logic, then the fact is that the egg simply must have first because chickens are an egg-laying species and therefore are all born from eggs. At one point in time long ago, an animal relatively similar (but not identical) to chickens laid some eggs that came out a little funny, then those guys laid some eggs that were a little funnier, and eventually, some unique speciation that we now call a chicken hatched from an egg and continued to reproduce because it was genetically hatched to do so. Why the fuck did I type all this?
19:15 putting intrinsic value on what's on the trolley to begin with defeats the entire purpose of the thought experiment btw I'm sorry I'm just very autistic about this.
Are you talking about putting money on one side? If so money does not hold any intrinsic value, and putting money on one side doesn't defeat the point of the thought experiment
Oh my god. I have always felt so unable to contribute to the "the dress" debate because it looks blue and gold to me, and I have never talked to anyone who shared that interpretation. Hearing Jerma say that was *insane* - I felt so validated lmao
1. Rxf8 Checkmate White Rook moves up to the 8th row to check the black King, while also revealing a discovered check by white queen - both pieces are not protected, but it doesn't matter as there are two sources of check, and there isn't a way to protect against both of them. Black can't capture both pieces causing the check, they can't block the check, and they can't move the king to safety, that's Mate.
You can still donate to Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles here! - tiltify.com/@jerma/jerma985
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Careful Jerma. A lot of politics around this rn. I know you dont care about politics so i know this is nothing less than good hearted… just be careful please.
He’s the most active old man at the retirement home, he goes to pickle ball EVERY damn day
Encroaching on the skate parks and turning them into pickle ball fields is jerma’s FAVORITE activity
@@bebble985 and licking a graham cracker
a SENILE goes absolutely INSANE at the local PICKLEBALL tournament
i love watching jermas' trouser tent form at the mere mention of pickles and/or balls. and he gets all bashful and tugs at his shirt collar lol classic bit
Even at 70 years old, he's still had that fire within him 🔥
Fly high angel...😢
No, no. The fires aren't inside him, they're...
Did Jerma just forget he’s retired?
I mean, he lost his job at Offbrand, unfortunately
Like an uncle promising to stop drinking, he goes to get another Natty lite anyways
No he just starts forest fires now
I think he ran out of money due to the fact that he smokes 30 packs of cigarettes per day
@glasounettorr9735 ohh that's how the fires started
retired old man talks to himself for 3 hours
26:28 the wall zenis haunts him even to this day
such a tragic event
A day that will live forever in infamy.
watching him do space elevator was fun and cosy af, no joke jerma could read encyclopedias and still make that interesting
Why did this edit cut out the part where he was laughing while crushing Goldfish crackers in his hands, and then he looked directly at the camera and shrieked and ran away
Jerma is so odd that i can't tell if you're lying
He didnt run away he went out the room to show us his new pet parakeet Fritz @@Redvalein
+2
@@DwarfElvishDiplomacy I believe you beyond a shadow of a doubt, and if I find out you're lying I'll feel so betrayed
I entirely thought you were being serious about the goldfish thing maybe even the staring that's how psychotic he is
I lost my shit at imagining the couple arguing in the bathroom over at a casino
of course unc remembers a time when pterodactyls still flew in the sky
Can't believe they figured out reincarnation and brought Jeremy back to life Frankenstein style.
no, this is 2015. he built a time machine, traveled ten years into the future, but got stuck.
he's waiting for the universe to end & begin again like in futurama so he can replace his current self.
@@fionnconnelly6004 the world clock is 10 years off then?
best possible use of such a technology
Exactly how much jerma and fun are in this video? We shall see.
Jerma does not make an appearance in this video.
50% Jerma, 50% fun, by volume.
jerma talking about the pterodactyl like it's still alive is hilarious
I was looking for this comment because I thought he was being serious until he mentioned taking a picture of it
A Jerma video with an opener clip from one of the best Futurama episodes you love to see it
was so hyped, 1:05:01 is the first time he's read a chat message of mine ever in 3 years of watching him lol
During the first hour of the first stream of his I watched (Red Dead 1) he read my message and I've been walking on sunshine ever since
@@Turbopastahe read one of mine like a year ago but the game was is so obscure that I can’t find it lmao.
Ayeee so happy for you man
I'm so proud of you
@@Turbopasta Im surprised you said that because i vaguely remember saying "an amadillo is an armored rat" in a red dead stream after he shot one then he responded "aw that sucks :("
Lol props to the One Guy that made him believe someone could drive to the other side of the Moon in 2 hours.
and the second one guy who was even further off
@@ebenezer-scrooge yeah lmfao quick math its no more than 2 days to drive from one pole to the other at 60 mph
He’s retired like how Ive been “watching my figure” for the last ten years.
Tom Brady retirement
i dont even understand that joke but it made me laugh so fucking loud@FirstFamilyCharger
You know its a jerma video when he begins by yelling about circles as chat backseats him
so happy that Neal is getting some credit for his work! just look at how many things you probably recognize from this video, infinite craft, password game, etc.. all made by him! but it seems like a lot of people hardly even mention his website :(
Oh dang i forgot how many of these ive played/done! Great stuff
I like how he thought spiders can actually jump that high. As if the description doesnt mention that that spider species just lives high up
"I liked the animation where they filled in some goo in the analog sticks, and then they turned into mice and started skittering around" sounds like something he would make up for a bit, and yet that's exactly what happened.
jerma paid back the stream debt by buying everyone on earth 10 years of netflix
Nuclear Tensions Cease: Retired Streamer Says "Cut It Out, Stop Doing That"
Objectively the egg came first. A proto-chicken hen laid an egg that was fertilized by a proto-chicken cock and their child was a chicken, just like the fertilized zygote that became you came before you and your descendants.
Oh yeah?
My chicken can beat your egg any day of the week
jerma sees a captcha and loses his mind
proof hes a robot sent by aliens
I don’t have anything againsy Jerma985 I just wish he’d stop pinning pictures of his abs hes taken in the mirror on my fridge in abject disregard of my restraining order
I don't have anything againsy Jerma985 I just wish he'd start pinning pictures of his abs hes taken in SamDekkerSuperfan's mirror on my fridge in abject disregard of his restraining order
You're having the same problem?
i love ur channel
@strawberry_boicakeMy name is Jeff
He really is a 94.9% Andy.
94.9% Blood Alcohol PSYCHO streamer
Lads, i'm so drunk because my cat just died and I want to say that when he was anxious cause i was at work my wife would put on jerma and it made him feel better because i always watch this goofball. Thanks lads.
Sorry to hear about your cat. I hope things start looking better for you soon.
no… no, no no… this can’t be real… I need to sit down…
He stopped playing stimulation clicker before he could see Ludwig. Jerma missed out
Its like hes still with us😢
the A.I. voice is pretty real, though
This video was so good. Super chill, lots of fun facts, and lots of funny jokes. Very positive too, made me happy
i never thought a jerma video would give me existential panic
This was such a good stream, I wish he would do more like this one! More browser stuff and games
Otto peeping his head into fram at the end was adorable
My happiest moment will be making him realize he drew the IHOP logo lmao
i played the stimulant simulator with jerma playing it in the corner and i feel like im out of dopamine
43:00 Jerma starts literally describing how the observable universe works to a degree as a joke while looking at the CMBR. The CMBR IS the skybox!
It's not a "wall," but it is a real limit that can not be crossed. I'm not going get into great detail here.
Please go into great detail
@@azechase6597 OK. So the universe is expanding. That is the actual space in between things is growing. This is called inflation. Inflation happens to be accelerating. Meaning things are growing farther and farther apart at a faster rate. So even if you were to go as fast as possible, the speed of light, you can not ever reach it. Making the edges of what we can see a limit of where we can go. So, while not a wall you can't pass through, it is another form of limit you can't reach. So the cosmic microwave background might as well be the skybox. We can't look beyond it, (if we could, we would see time at before the big bang, which would be really nice, but oh well)
@@FENomadtrooper That's really cool! I'm gonna search Inflation on google images so I can better understand the concept in my head
we gotta understand his retirement he saw a pterodaclyl use his wings to dive down
This was Truly an internet browsing session of all time.
i love this stream. it’s like being on stumbleupon with your odd uncle
Why is the temperature in Fahrenheit, but the height in meters, I am confused.
I’ve only ever watched jerma on this channel and other highlights rarely, it’s great every time and it feels like a guilty pleasure
The egg came first because the egg is not necessarily a chickens egg, opening up the possibility that it was the egg of the chickens evolutionary predecessor. At some point an egg was laid, and life's evolution crossed a threshold where whatever came before was no longer what it was, but instead could now be officially considered a chicken. So the egg came first.
this is how I've always rationalized it
that's really not the basis on which the question is generally posed, but fair enough
I look at it like at the Schrödinger's cat. The egg is there. Inside the egg you don’t know if it’s the chicken or not, it should be hatched first to determine the chickeness. That’s why In my opinion it’s the chicken first
@@R4d0mch4nn3l but reality exists outside of human's perception. And what is in the egg doesn't matter, all that matters is that it is an egg. Chickens were not around on earth during the time of the dinosaurs. Therefore the egg necessarily must have come first, regardless of when the transition from predecessor to chicken took place or was observed.
@@biggrocc19 Sure, if you are asking the question passively. If you are actively trying to apply logic, then the fact is that the egg simply must have first because chickens are an egg-laying species and therefore are all born from eggs. At one point in time long ago, an animal relatively similar (but not identical) to chickens laid some eggs that came out a little funny, then those guys laid some eggs that were a little funnier, and eventually, some unique speciation that we now call a chicken hatched from an egg and continued to reproduce because it was genetically hatched to do so. Why the fuck did I type all this?
"To benefit the wildfires" yo umm wording Jerma? XD
26:50 the return of the dogfood add listening device bit
And when the world needed him most he appeared
Jerman Empire
the nike logo of unexplainable confusion
Respect for Jerma for coming back from the afterlife just for this stream
Could hear the emotion in his voice during the intro, protect this man
i can’t believe i missed this stream im so pissed. idk how i was home like all day but ive been stressed about my cat and ig i blacked out idk
It's okay buddy glad you could still watch hope your cat's doing okay take care of yourself have a nice day buddy🙌
@@miraak6763 Wow Miraak you're actually a pretty cool guy.
41:20 youd look like the ash baby if that shit was in the horizon
19:15 putting intrinsic value on what's on the trolley to begin with defeats the entire purpose of the thought experiment btw I'm sorry I'm just very autistic about this.
That's why it's called absurd trolley problems they're just meant to be bizarre
Are you talking about putting money on one side? If so money does not hold any intrinsic value, and putting money on one side doesn't defeat the point of the thought experiment
43:01 it'll be a while considering we haven't had anything even leave the Milky Way, long way to go before hitting invisible space walls
Yesterday I was wondering how Jerma would solve the trolley problem and I guess now I get to know.
Fucking awesome seeing the green jerma icon in my feed
"The cool kids table of twitch" - Ludwig
they’ve got to stop making posthumous videos using ai to replicate jerma’s voice like this… really disrespectful honestly
I cant believe he didnt do the deep sea one, me and a bunch of other chat members begged him to do it
i got curious so i looked it up. driving at highway speeds it would take you about a week of 8-hour days of travel to get halfway around the moon
What? What about if you just drove non stop with no breaks?
@ about 40 hours at 60 mph
i felt so proud when I heard jermy wants to pet and elephant, because well, i have. grandpa must me so jealous.
Was hoping he'd play Stimulation Clicker long enough to see Ludwig. :(
I don't know if we're all living in a simulation, but jerma definitely is
he finally had his dril candle budget moment
I cant believe he spent 50 minutes of this stream just drinking prune juice
I’ll wait until like an hour to watch this video for my adhd (I need to read the comments)
jerma 🤝 Miyazaki
"Retired"
American trying to comprehend a planets size: how long does it take to drive?
Oh my god. I have always felt so unable to contribute to the "the dress" debate because it looks blue and gold to me, and I have never talked to anyone who shared that interpretation. Hearing Jerma say that was *insane* - I felt so validated lmao
It looks blue and gold to me too!
23:08 when you get cast down to hell because you pronounced gif as jif and called God Jod
Jerma has never seen a roundabout in his life
4,000 Year Old Turtle takes a break from his banjo restoration service job to do a 1HR presentation on consumerism.
For one time only
20:00 watching a rich man get turned into paste is worth at least $500k.
11:15 confirmed jerma has been alive since the time pterodactyl's existed
100 hours around the moon
jerma your chat should be onscreen
31:01 Jerma seriously got the Apple and Tropicana logos confused.
how is the wall incident the thing that makes him question if the universe is a simulation
I really loved this video, very chill but still funny ♥
americans discovering roundabout is always funny
Jerma not realizing that f7 is a chess move and NOT the game telling him to delete part of his password is crazy
Sometimes its hard to fathom that this is the same guy from the jerma is mad videos, he’s come a hell of a long way
mouse on a couch
28:23 that's what Jerma's childhood sounded like
1. Rxf8 Checkmate
White Rook moves up to the 8th row to check the black King, while also revealing a discovered check by white queen - both pieces are not protected, but it doesn't matter as there are two sources of check, and there isn't a way to protect against both of them. Black can't capture both pieces causing the check, they can't block the check, and they can't move the king to safety, that's Mate.
i was getting mad that the stream wouldn't load on my phone while outside only for me to fall asleep halfway through the stream after i got home😭
ONE DAY ONLY
Wait until Jerma tries to understand that the universe isn't expanding INTO anything...
some bird layed a mutant egg that became chicken
*“They grow up so fast 🥲☺️”* 😧💀
I can't believe Jerma got one guyed into believing the moon was only a 4 hour drive round lmao
then he got one guyed again (166 days at 60mph makes the moon 478,000 miles in circumference or ~20x the circumference of earth)
30:40 WAS PERFECT
I still miss jerma, it's like I hear his voice still...
46:29 Amazing delivery
58:28 is it knight f3 to d4?
Jerma you can't beat the allegations. My grandmother has sworn vengeance for the pain you have inflicted on her rat.
"grandma sicko mode" 😢😣
"paradactyl"
I love how he hesitates to do wet princess