I work with mostly people who moved her from Africa. It's funny to see them interact with the black people from America. Because they will say black culture and the African will be like not my culture, that's your culture don't, put me in there. They actually get offended. They have asked me if all Americans just think black people all over the world act the same. I explained no we don't. Just some of the dumb ones do. One girl accused a white African appropriating African culture because of here accent. She just moved her a couple of years ago. ........... She was born and raised there. Legally until she passes all the tests she is still African But apparently this woman thought she was the wrong color to grow up on a continent.
I once got into an argument with someone who dead ass tried telling me I'm not Australian because I'm not an aborigine, they also spouted that white Africans aren't African shit, these people are fucken mental
@@neinja66469 Haha no memory of writing that, anyway, I replied to Sorry Förlåt mig (Förlåt mig means I'm sorry on Swedish) that the person had a nice name.
Hell, just the fact that she's making and posting these videos shows she's not following what she says. Video recording technology all ties back to the very first motion- picture camera, which was invented by Thomas Edison. Since she inevitably owns a phone too, that's another example: Phones all tie back to the very first telephone, which was invented by Alexander Graham Bell.
Modern americans don't like food that doesn't come from less than 4 ingredients. If there's not 1000 spices to cover up the rot and artificial additives, they think it's "bland".
Girl I swear we’re on the same wavelength! I just saved this video to make a response to it today lol Also I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s a damn tragedy that these people think “black culture“ boils down to a couple stupid ass dances and semi-English phrases.
Hear, hear! The past generations of black Americans would be disgusted at how the current generation is going, especially that they think such stupid things constitute "Black culture."
The idea of dividing culture by race is just really dumb to me. A black person born in America lives a very different culture than a black person born in Africa. Your culture has less to do with race and more to do with the country you live in.
Laughed so hard at the “colonizers” editing that I had to become a patron. I never really took note of how these people also attack nebulous antagonists like far-right-wingers do. Keep up the good work, Jlongbone!
"They added these words in the oxford dictionary" this girl deadass didnt know that Lit was already a word..... You know...like: That lamp is lit. The fire is lit.
Ah yes. I, a white teenage girl who is trying to muddle her way through college, is a colonizer. I am the one who actively came to this nation to colonize it.
Thank you Jlongbone, I needed a good laugh! 👍 JOC lady's obsession with white people is disturbingly unhealthy & her desparation to seem conscious is beyond laughable!
"Sad sack of gravel" I'm using that. Most of these words were actually gay words used by queens and drag ladies, etc first. Not black people. Not that anyone can "own" a word. But they were the ones that started using them. And, well... I like Taylor Swift. Must be the white in me.
Also, the drag queens in question at the time, were all a variety of races. Black, white, latin, they all used those phrases, and none of them were like "I invented this phrase, so you can't use it!"
I've never been more hopeful for a diabetic coma in my life. Did we have to acknowledge the dab, woke, and the Godzilla soundtrack all in one video? Lord take me now... Great vid as always!
*P Diddy’s cover of a song that is WAY OUTSIDE of his usual genre plays* ...Why did you made me aware of that covers existence? WHYYYYYY? I WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH NOT KNOWING THAT HE MADE THAT!!! WHAT THE FU-
Plus not everything popular with black folks originated with black people . Double Dutch jump roping was brought to America from Holland by Dutch(white) immigrants. Dreadlocks and cornrows where popular with East Indians Slavic and Germanic tribes and Celtic/Gaelic people. And also the Greeks ! Hoop Earrings were popular in many cultures! Irish have worn hoops as long as 6-8,000 years ago as a status symbol. In the comment section of another video I guy said that he was accused of culture appropriation because he was wearing cowboy boots and he wasn’t Mexican! Cowboy boots are an American invention! WTF !!
Don't forget basketball (Invented by Dr. James Naismith) and American football (Invented by Walter Camp, based on his alterations to the game of rugby, which in turn was based on various sports played by different cultures, none of whom were black/ African in origin).
6:31 Westerns Rock and roll Gangster/noir flicks Comic books Film Classical music Musicals Heavy/hair/glam metal music Swing and blues (admittedly that was a co project with the black community) Countless works of fiction that are still popular to this day (white culture is incredibly diverse and I have yet to be bored of it)
My favorite book is "A princess of Mars" was written by the legendary Edgar Rice Burroughs it is so amazing from characters to world building I encourage anyone who loves classic literature science fiction or world building to read that shit its amazing
Wasn't lit a term from the 90's that meant drunk? Also, there's a line in G-Eazy's "no limit" where he says the word with its og definition. "Always lit, I ain't ever sober"
Yo!!! I am a skinny white boy that loves you so much. you are the best of us and think you are more intelligent than most of us. keep up the good work of keeping us in check. x
Shade was a 'black' thing? I thought that was a Drag Queen thing, they are the only people I hear using that term I never hear black people saying 'Shade' unless they are Drag Queens.
I'm obese and I find your fat jokes to be funny, I'm trying hard to lose the weight but these fat people make me feel even more motivated to lose weight.
I wish I were black so that I could be part of ONE SINGLE culture that has the same mindset, set of feelings, language, personality, ideology, skin color ALL THE TIME, NO EXCEPTIONS instead of being an individual that is capable of empathizing and understanding (to a certain level) how other people and cultures work. That's how it works, right? Or have I seen too many of her videos?
Sidestepping that she basically reduced an entire culture to a couple memes, I don’t really understand the whole gatekeeping culture thing. Sharing a culture and having others participate in it makes it stronger, not weaker. If that weren’t true, all those uncontacted tribes in the Amazon would’ve taken over the planet by now
I love the phrase "someone please glaze a turkey leg for me." Because you only ever glaze a whole turkey, it implies she glazes a turkey leg like one would glaze a donut. Top notch comedy.
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I just want to say that your hair looks great.
That is all.
This hair was worKING. Off top! 😍
@@_DixonCider deadass, B.
These "issues" are not issues.
I work with mostly people who moved her from Africa. It's funny to see them interact with the black people from America.
Because they will say black culture and the African will be like not my culture, that's your culture don't, put me in there.
They actually get offended.
They have asked me if all Americans just think black people all over the world act the same.
I explained no we don't. Just some of the dumb ones do.
One girl accused a white African appropriating African culture because of here accent.
She just moved her a couple of years ago.
...........
She was born and raised there.
Legally until she passes all the tests she is still African
But apparently this woman thought she was the wrong color to grow up on a continent.
“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
@@porpoisstanley5209 ohmygod you can't just ASK PEOPLE why they're WHITE
I once got into an argument with someone who dead ass tried telling me I'm not Australian because I'm not an aborigine, they also spouted that white Africans aren't African shit, these people are fucken mental
@@Sad_Elf If there are no white Africans thera are no black Americans.
Thank you! Was about to say that. White people have been in Africa longer than black people have been in America.
I envy your friends and family for having you in their life, JLongbone, you are so bursting with charisma! Great vid as always.
Remember when M. Luther King dabbed after giving his famous speech
I HAVE A DREAM *dabs*
Idk y but I wheezed at this comment
That would be AMAZING for all the right and wrong reasons
To be fair, if he actually did that, I'd also have to side with his assassin. LOL. I know he didn't. BUT man, how cringy would that be.
I'm loving your hair
Sorry Förlåt mig Förlåt Sorry me, snyggt namn!
@@Bewizeorwize wat
@@neinja66469 Haha no memory of writing that, anyway, I replied to Sorry Förlåt mig (Förlåt mig means I'm sorry on Swedish) that the person had a nice name.
5:06 lmao the “floss” dance was created by a white kid. 😂😂
Mashed potato man
"Stop using our culter" Okay...If she owns a Swivel Chair, she's not following what she says...Thank you, Thomas Jefferson.
Hell, just the fact that she's making and posting these videos shows she's not following what she says.
Video recording technology all ties back to the very first motion- picture camera, which was invented by Thomas Edison. Since she inevitably owns a phone too, that's another example: Phones all tie back to the very first telephone, which was invented by Alexander Graham Bell.
@@Adamguy2003 my ego wants to say the original motion camera was made by Louie La Prince but even fuckin cares lmao
@@poofan5086 He was white too the argument is still valid :p
If she does, how that swivel chair has not fallen to pieces is beyond me.
5:02 Didn't a white kid invent flossing?
Also at 3:30 did she insinuate that ONLY white people write/read the dictionary? 😂
As someone who’s Hispanic, I’ve only spoken English my whole life and I still struglllee I cant sbellll!!!!!
Hahahahaha you monster
As we all know, only white people can read and write.
I don't want to live in this world
The hell is wrong with mayonnaise?
ItsMrNuff 2U Japan loves mayo, and they make it pretty damn good.
It's white: That means the grotesque pudding- blob known as Danielle Young thinks it's pure evil incarnate.
Modern americans don't like food that doesn't come from less than 4 ingredients. If there's not 1000 spices to cover up the rot and artificial additives, they think it's "bland".
Miracle whip is better
It's white
All these Americans saying American phrases, I'm so perturbed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
You lookin lit J. That hair is so badass
Girl I swear we’re on the same wavelength! I just saved this video to make a response to it today lol
Also I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s a damn tragedy that these people think “black culture“ boils down to a couple stupid ass dances and semi-English phrases.
Hear, hear!
The past generations of black Americans would be disgusted at how the current generation is going, especially that they think such stupid things constitute "Black culture."
The idea of dividing culture by race is just really dumb to me. A black person born in America lives a very different culture than a black person born in Africa. Your culture has less to do with race and more to do with the country you live in.
@@PIB2000 in the year 2023! Exacccttlyyyyy! I’m West Indian and share no cultural Indentity to Americans, but I respect them.
Laughed so hard at the “colonizers” editing that I had to become a patron. I never really took note of how these people also attack nebulous antagonists like far-right-wingers do. Keep up the good work, Jlongbone!
"They added these words in the oxford dictionary" this girl deadass didnt know that Lit was already a word..... You know...like: That lamp is lit. The fire is lit.
"COLONIZERS" OMFG i forgot i came on the Mayflower whoops
Ah yes. I, a white teenage girl who is trying to muddle her way through college, is a colonizer. I am the one who actively came to this nation to colonize it.
Danielle here throws a lot of shade not because she's hates a bunch of insignificant shit, but because large objects typically cast larger shadows.
Thank you Jlongbone, I needed a good laugh! 👍 JOC lady's obsession with white people is disturbingly unhealthy & her desparation to seem conscious is beyond laughable!
It's clearly not the only thing disturbingly unhealthy about her, from the looks of things.
Your editing and commentary combined is just great 👍
"This is for the slaves!" *dabs* 😂😂😂
That part just lightens my day !
"Sad sack of gravel" I'm using that.
Most of these words were actually gay words used by queens and drag ladies, etc first. Not black people. Not that anyone can "own" a word. But they were the ones that started using them.
And, well... I like Taylor Swift. Must be the white in me.
Also, the drag queens in question at the time, were all a variety of races. Black, white, latin, they all used those phrases, and none of them were like "I invented this phrase, so you can't use it!"
Unseasoned culture? Has this girl been to Europe? 7-7
The amount of lard this insufferable cow is packing is enough to fry a whole coop of chickens
Cows at least give meat and milk... though... hmmm.
I've never been more hopeful for a diabetic coma in my life. Did we have to acknowledge the dab, woke, and the Godzilla soundtrack all in one video? Lord take me now...
Great vid as always!
6:56 wow that's actually the most racist thing I've heard in a while
i just read the description
" 'lit' is dead according to rose quartz"
i kek'd
This is very off topic, but the P. diddy song looks and sounds like a edgy Preschool tantrum with sub-par video game boss music in the background.
wasn't flossing literally invented by a lil white boi? wtf
Yup. And someone found out that it was originally in an early (2006/2007) TH-cam video.
Lmao, your editing is still A+!
@Jlongbone you have blessed us once again
Wait, someone actually wanted to claim dabbing
?
I know; They want that brainless excuse for a dance, they can have it!
*P Diddy’s cover of a song that is WAY OUTSIDE of his usual genre plays* ...Why did you made me aware of that covers existence? WHYYYYYY? I WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH NOT KNOWING THAT HE MADE THAT!!! WHAT THE FU-
Every time a person dabs a person looses the will to live
TH-cam should have a "Two Thumbs Up" button.
Bearwolf's "kill me" had me dieing 😂
SO when is this woman giving up English, and started her Swahili language class.
I cant remember the last time I found someone with both an AMAZING sense of humour, good editing skills and common sense! ")) love your videos
6:57 The under-melanated? Oops, overt racial slur time!
You ACTUALLY make me laugh with your videos. Plenty of people make me think, but you make me do both.
Plus not everything popular with black folks originated with black people . Double Dutch jump roping was brought to America from Holland by Dutch(white) immigrants. Dreadlocks and cornrows where popular with East Indians Slavic and Germanic tribes and Celtic/Gaelic people. And also the Greeks ! Hoop Earrings were popular in many cultures! Irish have worn hoops as long as 6-8,000 years ago as a status symbol. In the comment section of another video I guy said that he was accused of culture appropriation because he was wearing cowboy boots and he wasn’t Mexican! Cowboy boots are an American invention! WTF !!
Don't forget basketball (Invented by Dr. James Naismith) and American football (Invented by Walter Camp, based on his alterations to the game of rugby, which in turn was based on various sports played by different cultures, none of whom were black/ African in origin).
Oh god we have officially Failed as a species!!!
Love your shades😎
And welcome back ;)
I am so glad that I could have given you a headache, anytime I can give just one person I like a headache it's time well spent.
"sad sack of gravel." LMFAO outstanding 🤣
JL you bring light to my world, for real.
Hey baby. 👋😚
these videos are gold every time
2:11 I died hearing that tuba 🤣🤣💀
Yeah! Let's tell those racists how awful they are! While you call them something diminishing and racist such as "undermelynated.’
"Shade", literally came from the gay community...
I love your hair JLongbone!
She even has the 'little devil' on her shoulder whispering in her ears🤣🤣
The only time I put my face in my elbow is when I sneeze
watching your videos is my favorite part of the day
she looks exactly EXACTLY like the sack of gravel pic, did you do that on purpose? Holy hell
The floss was made by a white boy
I came across your content through EFAP, really enjoying it.
1:38 That never gets old
6:31
Westerns
Rock and roll
Gangster/noir flicks
Comic books
Film
Classical music
Musicals
Heavy/hair/glam metal music
Swing and blues (admittedly that was a co project with the black community)
Countless works of fiction that are still popular to this day
(white culture is incredibly diverse and I have yet to be bored of it)
I lost it when Stewie pulled up 😂
Wait.... wasn’t that floss dance invented from some white kid with a backpack? 🤔
I love how honest and real your views are. It’s very refreshing, and you’re funny as hell! You gained another sub
Lmao I love your reactions and edits
Jolly ol memes
Hey, I just discovered your vids and I really love them, you meme better than sh0eonhead
Your channel is like a great movie series - I watched all the seasons in one night :D
Omg it's been a long time since a video has made me laugh as much as this one did. Great video 😂👌
My favorite book is "A princess of Mars" was written by the legendary Edgar Rice Burroughs it is so amazing from characters to world building I encourage anyone who loves classic literature science fiction or world building to read that shit its amazing
Yup!
Wasn't lit a term from the 90's that meant drunk? Also, there's a line in G-Eazy's "no limit" where he says the word with its og definition.
"Always lit, I ain't ever sober"
Yo!!! I am a skinny white boy that loves you so much. you are the best of us and think you are more intelligent than most of us. keep up the good work of keeping us in check. x
America actually has never colonized any other country.
Why is Danielle dressed like a bottle of pepto bismol?
*“Lit is dead; according to Rose Quartz.”*
Im fucking done I can’t 😂👌🏻
Shade was a 'black' thing? I thought that was a Drag Queen thing, they are the only people I hear using that term I never hear black people saying 'Shade' unless they are Drag Queens.
I'm obese and I find your fat jokes to be funny, I'm trying hard to lose the weight but these fat people make me feel even more motivated to lose weight.
The unseasoned food stigma is such bullshit, and ask anyone who’s ever worked in a sandwich shop if black people like mayo
I wish I were black so that I could be part of ONE SINGLE culture that has the same mindset, set of feelings, language, personality, ideology, skin color ALL THE TIME, NO EXCEPTIONS instead of being an individual that is capable of empathizing and understanding (to a certain level) how other people and cultures work. That's how it works, right? Or have I seen too many of her videos?
This chic complains about Merriam-Webster putting woke in the dictionary. Yet she used the Merriam-Webster definition of woke. 🤦♀️
Can I please marry a plate of spaghetti instead of lasagna now that its 2019?
Biden: causally plays despacito to hispanic people
I'm white, and I'm not too particular about raisins and mayo. I do like raisins by themselves, but not in any kind of food.
They're pretty good in rice pudding.
I got a headache from humanity in general
This is literally the only time someone dabbing has not made me want to die lol
I almost fell out me damn chair when the tuba started playing.
I lost it at the pepto bismol clip lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Sidestepping that she basically reduced an entire culture to a couple memes, I don’t really understand the whole gatekeeping culture thing. Sharing a culture and having others participate in it makes it stronger, not weaker. If that weren’t true, all those uncontacted tribes in the Amazon would’ve taken over the planet by now
That lasagna bit was hilarious
7:40, the same way she wiggles into fitting in her clothes, we'll never truly know
This woman has never been to Europe apparently...
1:46 Nice to hear some throat singing to calm down myself after hearing the nonsense Rose is saying.
I love that I found ur channel. You are the funniest shit I'm watching rn😂😂😜.
At the time I wasn't sure if I should've subbed to you, but after watching this video:
I'm home ❤
Thanks for leaving the porch light on 😁
"Sad sack of gravel"' OMG I died lol
😅😅😅😅 lolz !!!!!!!!!!!! thats me at olive garden too 😅😅😅😅😅
this is a really interesting take. thanks for posting this, i fucking love your reviews!
Oh my god, it's human. I actually thought it was racist Jupiter with a wig.
Gotta say the humor is better than most top level tuberd
I love the phrase "someone please glaze a turkey leg for me."
Because you only ever glaze a whole turkey, it implies she glazes a turkey leg like one would glaze a donut. Top notch comedy.