What Does Your Watch Say About You? SQUALE

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  • @jcarloz1252
    @jcarloz1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    After watching this video I went ahead and bought a Squale. You don’t want to be like this winner in life. 😂

    • @--RSL--
      @--RSL-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @rogerdiggler6598
      @rogerdiggler6598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just bought one too 😆

    • @r1kk4t0ky0
      @r1kk4t0ky0 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too. this guy in the video is a loser

    • @camarocarl7130
      @camarocarl7130 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too, love my 50 ATMOS.@@rogerdiggler6598

  • @matthennigan9185
    @matthennigan9185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I was waiting for his mom to open the door and tell him to be quiet.

    • @jpbernie72
      @jpbernie72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His mother obviously abandoned him at birth.

  • @done-ManJustLivingLife
    @done-ManJustLivingLife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Excellent review! Made me buy two Squale🤣🤣🤣

    • @mad3m6n
      @mad3m6n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nasty...

    • @UnburdenedByWhatHasBeen
      @UnburdenedByWhatHasBeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually like that little 39mm vintage diver they have out now. I might pick one up.

    • @SplinterAce
      @SplinterAce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weirdo

  • @dogshmog
    @dogshmog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    What does your crappy apartment say about you?

    • @bmwforlife6951
      @bmwforlife6951 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Archieluxury cares about: LUXURY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @fleshpie2129
    @fleshpie2129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Because of all the hate towards the Squale, im actually going to buy it, it makes it great that people hate it, it is indeed a very good watch hands down

    • @flow2tech
      @flow2tech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bought mine due to the hate.. It hasn't hindered my capability with the opposite sex in the slightest... That and I have more investment cash! 👍

  • @EddieDingle76
    @EddieDingle76 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Does this guy realize Squale developed many of the cases for some of the most prestigious watchmakers in the business? The 1521 is an absolute classic too.

    • @Patrick_B687-3
      @Patrick_B687-3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy doesn’t give a rat’s A$$.

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They should've stuck to making cases for prestigious brands instead of thier own.
      I mean who would wear a Squale? It's like 2 letters away from Squeal.
      You know whats presigous? Omeeega man on the mooon. The watch was so good that they brought it to the moon alongside thier velcro shoes. They didn't bring a damn squeal.

  • @paulcb4504
    @paulcb4504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This video "absolutely, positively" makes me want to go buy a Squale...and this is coming from a guy who has 5 Rolexes, Panerai, a Breitling, a Tag Heuer, 2 Hamilton and a Seiko.

    • @jeffreardon3969
      @jeffreardon3969 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul is a poser, and he still looks like crap when he wears his Rolex watches.

  • @cactuspharmer
    @cactuspharmer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Archie is back to his best and when I say best. I actually mean the insane ramblings of a mad man.

    • @ricklujan8670
      @ricklujan8670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactamente… my take on the discerning display of beautiful. .. Roy Ayers… everybody loves the ☀️ sunshine” … Inspector Archie , is a freaking icon of time pieces and the real reasons behind our …. self flogging indulgence’s… careful now …. plurality by purpose RL ___ big Respect ✊

  • @5dollarSlaps
    @5dollarSlaps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’ve got a hunch he’s failed several “girlfriend tests” in his day.

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No girlfriend/wife that doesn't want thier man to have a proper watch is not worth keeping. If she'd rather be seen with you wearing a squeal or s*iko over a real prestigious holorlogical brand like Omega Rolex or Tudor then dump her immediately because she will eventually cause you issues.

  • @mrbacchus6127
    @mrbacchus6127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Wait wouldn't I be a sheeple if I listened and bought a Speedmaster?

  • @tjeff8439
    @tjeff8439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Think I'll stop going to the dentist and put the money towards a Rolex like Archie here!

  • @stevekain4707
    @stevekain4707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Plot twist : Squale paid this man to shit on their watches so that people buy Squale in repulsion. (It worked.)

  • @jincs151
    @jincs151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Thank you sir crazy person, you have just convinced me to buy my first Squale! Cheers!

  • @jeffmsc
    @jeffmsc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had 2 Omega Speedmaster watches in the 90's, one black, one white. I loved them, thought I was Neil Armstrong but I remember trying to dry one out on the radiator for 3 days when it got steamed up while washing the dishes. After that I quickly sold them both. Iconic watches, absolutely beautiful but useless if they cant be worn in 2 inches of water. I just bought a Squale 1545 Ceramica and I'm pretty certain I will be okay washing my dishes with it. I bought it to wear on my wrist, confident it will always tell me the time everywhere I go, in any weather, I don't care about the resell value.

  • @topher.m
    @topher.m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    At least Squale aren’t pleading the internet to pay them for ads to be placed on their fridge.

  • @Alpacajon
    @Alpacajon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love this guy. If a fly was the size of a human I think it would sound like Archie.

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And it would be the most stylish fly on the world wearing a rolex or omeeegah man on the moooooon man on the moooon okay?
      Who cares what it sounds like when it's wearing a man on the mooon

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly if I could choose what fly to buz around me It'd be one wearing a rolex man on the moooon

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Totally agree mate.

  • @CCSiculo
    @CCSiculo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love Archie but if you want an actual dive watch you can beat on and use in real life, they’re a great watch….and they actually developed all the cases for the original Blancpain 50 fathoms so they’ve got some history.

  • @gordonanderson6216
    @gordonanderson6216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm buying a squale. I can afford a rolex, but I don't want one. It's the rolex owner a that deserve the term sheeple. Ps, I don't own a rolex, but I do own my own home. Nuff said. 😁

    • @dailytimes6787
      @dailytimes6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gordon Anderson congrats you loser

    • @gh3860
      @gh3860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So I'm guessing that it's some kind of a slum?

    • @Zeekism
      @Zeekism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dailytimes6787 i think your stupid for paying that much for a watch.... 😆 u got rob

  • @3.2Carrera
    @3.2Carrera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been around luxury watches for many decades so here's something to consider: When competing in pornographic masturbation timed challenges, the Squale owner will will have a clear advantage. The Squale's Swiss ETA movement will withstand the stress of the G loads and will wind automatically. The stainless steel case and sapphire crystal will keep the movement dry from bodily fluids. The ceramic bezel will help in establishing the timed baseline. The owners of the premium brands have all of those advantages, perhaps with a co-axial movement added for better timekeeping. Or a certified chronometer with a crown stamped movement. But those advantages are lost since the owner's erection and completion are dependent solely on his ability to see the watch face at all times. So they are forced to slow stroke as not to blur their vision and this is an area of disadvantage to point out.

  • @ozzy1154
    @ozzy1154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I swear I could recite this video from memory now. This is absolutely one of Archie’s funniest videos.

  • @deanbarker3860
    @deanbarker3860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm seeing this today and noticing it was posted three years ago. My mind keeps coming back to the question of did Archie get his lithium levels adjusted since he posted this?

  • @lolatu4402
    @lolatu4402 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I traded my speedmaster for two squale thanks to your recommendation. Thank you, much happier with these beautiful divers than that boring, played out chrono

    • @JeeGee114
      @JeeGee114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3 years later and you could have traded your Speedmaster for 5 to Squales.

  • @angrydachshund
    @angrydachshund 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Archie knows nothing about Squale movements, production quality, customer support, repair costs, timekeeping accuracy, or durability. This entire rant against Squale is based on the price tag. Squale doesn't charge enough, so Archie says they are terrible.
    These vacuous rants are damaging what little credibility Archie still has. :(

    • @diabeetus2895
      @diabeetus2895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The greater sin of Squale is that it is peddled by Phatso's NY nemesis. That's all. Inside of Squale watches you find the same ETA movements you find in other watches 2 or 3 times the cost. So they are no better or no worse than a Tissot or a Hamilton or others in that price range.
      As usual Phatso is full of shit.

    • @antoniolittera2154
      @antoniolittera2154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They chargé too much in opinion. Even if you disregard the fake history the quality isn't no where near what you expect at that price.

    • @mad3m6n
      @mad3m6n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They might actually be good watches with good movements and perhaps also a decent warranty service. However, it is a company only known for making homages, there really isn't not personal design and no history to back the company. And let's face the truth, you are only buying it because you like the Rolex Submariner but you either can't afford one or you don't want to invest such amount.

    • @mad3m6n
      @mad3m6n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which is btw my actual position, though I am sane enough to get a decent Seiko instead of a squale.

    • @creaturedanaaaaa
      @creaturedanaaaaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Squale made cases for the fifty fathoms which came out before the sub with the same index type and general style so subs are the homage, not the Squale.

  • @davidpeterson484
    @davidpeterson484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I couldn't buy a Squale fast enough after I wasted 8 minutes and 26 seconds of my life.

  • @TheAlf61
    @TheAlf61 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Bull, I own both Rolex and Squale. You get great quality for less than a tenth the money. My limited Batman costs the service of the real one, works great. What do you care about investment ? you´ll lose the full Squale value as fast as you walk out the Rolex AD door with their batman.

    • @FatSamEIE
      @FatSamEIE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheAlf61 not really, blnr Rolex pretty much hold their value and as Rolex put their prices up regularly it will probably increase in value

    • @sjsisdhdjdkssosjdhxnx
      @sjsisdhdjdkssosjdhxnx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This message hasn’t aged well.

  • @musharrison9506
    @musharrison9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Rule of thumb..! if Achie dont like the watch..buy it..😁👌👍👌

  • @TheSpritz0
    @TheSpritz0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Well, I'm off to buy a new Squale now!!!

    • @mc3001
      @mc3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too ;-)

  • @anthonybernardi3067
    @anthonybernardi3067 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    saving up for my second squale, this video aged perfectly

  • @bluesdog645
    @bluesdog645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Buying a Squale proves you know nothing about watches? That statement alone proves Archie knows squat about watches or the history of watches. What a loudmouth know-nothing. Archie is the Invicta of watch channel hosts. He actually makes the Time Teller sound intelligent.

  • @mollari2261
    @mollari2261 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Has anyone ever said how glad they are that your entire watch collection got stolen?

  • @irollastoney.899
    @irollastoney.899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Yeah, buying a rolex makes you a real expert.

    • @done-ManJustLivingLife
      @done-ManJustLivingLife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just bought two today.

    • @aaronzepedaluna1761
      @aaronzepedaluna1761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well actually...

    • @daniellee8162
      @daniellee8162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fact is that it does...

    • @JMRabil675
      @JMRabil675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rolex is a normie tard brand, no in house mvmt and mass produced in a factory followed by artificial scarcity to morons have to pay 2x retail price for one. You dumb fucks

    • @watchesandcaps2566
      @watchesandcaps2566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JMRabil675 Rolex move are entirely in house. What are you smoking

  • @dunaliga
    @dunaliga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I hope you guys might want to know 1 fact about Squale,
    Squale design a case for Blancpain fifty fathoms. JUST SAYING ! .

    • @t28mcd
      @t28mcd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dunaliga yup, and then Rolex copied the 50 fathoms when they made the Sub, so really Rolexes are just fake Squales.

    • @GEMINICT
      @GEMINICT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeap that summarizes it. Squale also made the bodies for the other Iconic diver's watch - Doxa. I have a Doxa and it looks fantastic.

    • @simeonaleksiev8690
      @simeonaleksiev8690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tom mcdonald My God 😂😂😂😂 roflmao

    • @diegoog3654
      @diegoog3654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just received my first Squale 20 Atmos green Dial and Bezel today... I really like it I must admit. Actually impressed, and I do have a Rolex Submariner.

  • @davidrosenblum2178
    @davidrosenblum2178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's like watching a car crash. Horrifying but you can't pull your eyes away! 🤣

  • @jakdrpr7376
    @jakdrpr7376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Squale rocks dude. Nobody's taking a Rolex or Omega or Rolex subs to do underwater welding or salvage or off shore oil work work. Try it some time

  • @silvestrocrino3256
    @silvestrocrino3256 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been wearing my Squale 1521 COSC for a couple of months now... can't take it off. It's fantastic. In this one video this putz proves he has no idea at all what he is talking about.

  • @mauriciotorres5875
    @mauriciotorres5875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He does not have any reasonable argument...just barking guau guau guau arrrrrrrr

    • @buymac
      @buymac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are really back

  • @imrichbitch.1937
    @imrichbitch.1937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    *Isn't this one of TGV's favorite brands?*

    • @xrmatt1010
      @xrmatt1010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I'm Rich Bitch. Yep, gotta hand it to him he'll review everything from timex to rolex and he loves em all. A true enthusiast like him or not.

    • @imrichbitch.1937
      @imrichbitch.1937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *LMAO!*

    • @nvscotsman3588
      @nvscotsman3588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Rich Bitch. Influenced by fools on the internet

    • @yerphuckheadphriend9891
      @yerphuckheadphriend9891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      TGV's good buddy Mark is the distributor in the US. Don't let the accent and all the class fool you, He ain't doing shit for free either👊🏼

    • @eziocucit6276
      @eziocucit6276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DEATHFORBREAKFAST - AGREE - SQUALEEEE , is numero uno , with all the hype its getting, must be something to investigate , must get one.

  • @Lord-Snowflake
    @Lord-Snowflake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bought a 1521 militaire, its great. Have to love that satin finish, and 500m wr.
    I do things while wearing it that make all rolex/tudor/blankpain owners cringe.
    A true workhorse.

    • @unnamedhero5111
      @unnamedhero5111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the case either polished either beat blasted, so you've bought beat blasted, correct ? I'm now considering 1521 militaire, for me a tool watch - no date and perfect dial.

  • @russm535il
    @russm535il ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love my Squale Marina Militare and as a certified scuba diver have actually used it in the ocean diving . It’s unique very well made and I have never seen another on someone else’s wrist. It’s a great value just lije my Tudor Pelegos is w its in house movement compared w a Rolex Sub IMO

  • @wayneturner1336
    @wayneturner1336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sold. Bought a squale just to see what the fuss was about. Thanks for the suggestion Archie, your reverse psychology worked again.

  • @diegoog3654
    @diegoog3654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I just received my first Squale 20 Atmos Green and I am impressed! Much better than I imagined. For 5% of a SS Rolex Sub, great watch.

  • @likhithmendon8290
    @likhithmendon8290 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If this what a winner looks like, I don’t want to be one 😂

  • @XHobbiesPrime
    @XHobbiesPrime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The moment I saw Squale I knew it was going to be a great vid.

  • @B51608
    @B51608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    watching a toddler who lost his comforter. amazing to a certain point.

  • @trexfishtec7375
    @trexfishtec7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Haven't watched one of your videos for a long time. Now I remember why

  • @danspanos
    @danspanos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have a feeling you are still living down your Mom's basement.... But at least you have Rolex! 🤔

  • @772Floridian
    @772Floridian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Excuse me but you clearly haven’t had enough love from your parents.

  • @corychecketts
    @corychecketts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I own a Speedmaster Moonwatch and a Squale. What does that say about me?

  • @porscheoscar
    @porscheoscar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Always a good laugh. I drive a Porsche and have a very well funded retirement (I'm WELL under 50 years of age) and have always earned enough to buy all three of Archie's friends a nice Rollie. I paid for my college degree before even graduating by being smart with my U.S. greenbacks. Point being like 'Warrant' Buffet being the only entirely self-funded billionaire on the Forbes list my assets were entirely the product of my own labour. Although I grew up on Swatch my first nice automatic watch was a Speedy purchased at Fortunoff for $1,000. A few years later I bought a pristine second hand Submariner. At the time Amazon and Apple stock were trading for a pittance. I was so bothered by having traded so many shares of these life-changing securities for mass produced bullshit luxury watches (I wasn't informed sufficiently about horology to have sought out rare vintage Rolex and Omegas otherwise I would have been All over a Newman panda -- by the dozen, certainly after the big spike between 1998-2003). Well I promptly got rid of both of these absurdly marked up watches and bought back my stocks. Anyone who tells you to buy an expensive watch before you have at least $100,000 USD in stock or cash like Archie is a fucking shithead. Take no advice from such a person and instead pay them $100 USD to never speak to you again. Best investment in yourself you will ever make.
    Anyhow back to the topic at hand Squale. So I largely wore Polar heart monitor watches being an avid cyclist as an adult. At some​ point I noticed ETA movements in some low priced dive watches with sapphire crystals. I was after an ETA 7750 and started going through TH-cam videos to see which brands didn't fuck you with a high margin like Rolex. That's when I saw Steinhart, Sinn, Squale and some others. I really was not interested in a 40mm case, I wanted 42mm preferably with a ceramic bezel that I could wear with a Zulu strap. So the 7750 was out and I decided on a GMT. That's when I saw the Squale Ceramica for $700 USD. That wouldn't cover half of my last invoice from my master Porsche mechanic, and that was a small 3 hour job. When the Squale arrived I was like holy shit this watch exceeded all expectations for such small money. Everything was flawless. I ride a bicycle most days and have taken a few dives in the wet. When I got up my track bike was mangled but the ETA didn't skip a beat and not a scratch on the sapphire crystal or ceramic bezel. I was so impressed with the ETA's accuracy and durability that I purchased the Steinhart Ocean One Vintage with the 2824-2 three hander and a domed sapphire (absolutely bullet proof crystal). I purchased a few others, a Squale Heritage and the original black dial Steinhart Ocean One. BOTH sold in one and two days respectively for 30% more than the NEW price from Gnomon Watches (3 days DHL free shipping). In the world of stocks and bonds we call this fucking nice!
    When I see a guy with a mass produced luxury Rolex watch that sells for an absurd mark up (when it once cost as much as a low end Omega) I think either that guy has money to burn or he's all hat no cattle. Do mass produced luxury watches hold value? Sure but being satisfied with a BEP (break even) is a shitter's bet. Don't be a shitter. Make your money pay you. Otherwise you'll be living off TH-cam videos.

    • @zwarronj7
      @zwarronj7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost didn't read your post due to the length but I agree 100%. I could buy a Porsche and a sub but i prefer to do what you stated.

    • @Tomkhong
      @Tomkhong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i would buy a Squale and save that $10,000 money in Crypto$ shares.

  • @champy1210
    @champy1210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    He's unbearable.

    • @k9policexj
      @k9policexj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      champy1210 It's the horns, isn't it?

    • @muhammadhaseeb4692
      @muhammadhaseeb4692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you are a proud squale owner😂😂

    • @shakur4648
      @shakur4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Muhammad Haseeb squale is beautiful watches though, nothing to be ashames of

    • @shakraljdopobede6442
      @shakraljdopobede6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shakur4648 they are shitters and you suck

  • @christianjoachimgruber2773
    @christianjoachimgruber2773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This vid shows exactly, why you should bei proud to have one squale in your collection ...

  • @Thomgxx100
    @Thomgxx100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Influenced by fools on the internet" sounds awfully familiar !

    • @rexapis2125
      @rexapis2125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mad Stevens
      Lol

    • @Thomgxx100
      @Thomgxx100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh Mad Stevens. I've never said that Rolex is shit, in fact I've clearly stated in every video that Rolex is indeed a great brand. Production costs are somewhat $150 - 200 though !

  • @jd88gtr19
    @jd88gtr19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Any bit of me that thought maybe im wrong, maybe rolex isn't a brand for total knobs, and i should set target on getting one, is totally gone after this lmao. Gonna buy that squale and go back to my original assessment of rolex as a brand lol.

  • @Jeans_on
    @Jeans_on ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bought a squale today. Such a good watch.

  • @touchingevil2302
    @touchingevil2302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I feel sorry for him, it cant be easy to be that sick.

    • @sss251
      @sss251 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree

    • @micksumo
      @micksumo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muppet more like! Never watched the whole of his videos! 🤡🤡🤡

  • @ObsidianBlue
    @ObsidianBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’d tolerate the yelling more if he would give a reason exactly as to why squale sucks. If they suck, they suck. But he didn’t tell us why.

  • @shanephillips8735
    @shanephillips8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wanted to buy a Squale, so thought it best to come here and check Paul's opinion first. Squale purchase made 🤙

  • @billcore6295
    @billcore6295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Squale, I own one and it is amazing absolutely amazing! Squale is a great value watch for the prudent horologically minded man! I bet Archie would praise hublot and TAG for their bling bling overpriced ETAs.
    Squales are for those who actually put their money into investments and their home instead of blowing it on a watch and you'll never get back.
    Archie clearly did absolutely zero research before this idiotic video

  • @danielgorman8725
    @danielgorman8725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What a thoroughly unpleasant specimen.

  • @VintageCars
    @VintageCars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Buy a Squale AND take your girlfriend on holiday.

  • @arjunokecil
    @arjunokecil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg I never felt so much hatred against a man.

  • @mauriziolionetti5642
    @mauriziolionetti5642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Even tried to follow this up to the end, I was waiting and sure you would have had some argumentations but just wroar wrooaarr wrooaarr. My God Internet, few years ago you were the crazy of the village and now you talk to the audience, and the worst is that I falled in the trap as well listening the speech from the crazy of the village

  • @Joe-hl4xi
    @Joe-hl4xi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thx just bought a squale after ur comment

  • @jimmy90113
    @jimmy90113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow are we shaming people for not having enough money to buy a Rolex, Omega and so on? That's pretty sad. I buy something because I like it.......period. Notice he never says exactly why he has such disdain for the brand. Nothing about mechanical issues, customer service problems, just the price tag. Internet Troll to the 10th power.

  • @jasonriccoboni5931
    @jasonriccoboni5931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m convinced this guy’s on the spectrum, high functioning, so to speak, but on the spectrum nonetheless.

    • @stevekain4707
      @stevekain4707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You lost me at high functioning

  • @ajsqm21
    @ajsqm21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love my sunburst 1521. NEVER SELLING! ...on that note looking forward to the 216570 in case any aficionado's want to talk that s***!

  • @primecreator
    @primecreator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jus watched this vid, or most of it. This guy must be jealous of that youtuber who has hundreds of thousands of subscribers and likes Squale. That Squale 60 Atmos is sic.

  • @mickdeboer9047
    @mickdeboer9047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Beautiful car, funny video ... But, I could not hear any valid argument between the screams. So why are watches from the Squale brand so miserable, other than that purchasing them would not cause relationship problems?

  • @ecristofoli
    @ecristofoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You need to take this on the Comedy circuit. I can help LOL. It's funny as hell at least here in North America.

  • @elijahinky
    @elijahinky ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy has no clue what he's talking about... The only thing that makes sense was when he said, "buy an Omega". Omega is great. That being said, nothing wrong with Squale. Rich history, good quality. Would pick a high-end Squale over Rolex any day, to be honest, as crazy as that sounds.

  • @excessivity
    @excessivity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You invented shitter? Wow that’s so cool.

  • @mac88white
    @mac88white 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how this is one of the first results for "Squale Watch"

  • @pacomacaw2456
    @pacomacaw2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everything you thought about Archie is confirmed by this video.

  • @PixlPutterMan
    @PixlPutterMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What does it say about then when you forget to take your meds...............

  • @pickfairguy
    @pickfairguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Grating and tedious. Love my 42mm GMT and banked difference between it and the R---x version.
    Plus no waiting period. 😜😜

  • @Spiederia
    @Spiederia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    No self-respecting watch enthusiast would wear a shitter Squale. It's like buying a shitter Steinhart. Shit

    • @ForbinColossus
      @ForbinColossus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude, seriously, buy a casio or seiko before steinfart. If you can stomach used, head to ebay for anything old and mint condition.

  • @Niro_Hero
    @Niro_Hero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi all,
    I have a new Omega Speedmaster saphire version man on the moon.
    I don’t want to be like Archie!
    Where can I buy a Squale? Please help me!

  • @pheonixalchemist
    @pheonixalchemist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Says Squale is for Sheep… tells people to buy an upgraded Moonswatch instead. 😂

  • @S0lidState
    @S0lidState 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sometimes I'd rather buy a Squale than an over-hyped over-priced same quality Breitling with standard, OK ETA movements, mid-tier is better than,, Fossil ?, modern Movado ?, Victorinox ?, Tissot ?, you get a great deal with Yema, Doxa, Aquadive, Glycine, O&W, Archimedes, Sinn, Limes, just go with those, save money and still get quality unless there's to much Chinese involvement.

  • @hamiltonpaul73
    @hamiltonpaul73 ปีที่แล้ว

    Despite all the amusing hyperbole, the key points Archie makes are spot on. The truth is that if I had watched this channel ten years ago, it would have saved me several thousand dollars . . . The watch market is quite large and it is very easy to get tricked into wasting your money.

  • @trevillyan5515
    @trevillyan5515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What does obesity say about someone's priorities in life?

  • @gregorypoole1094
    @gregorypoole1094 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll bet he's responsible for selling more of these watches than there best salesmen

  • @automaticdial1
    @automaticdial1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Squale made cases for top watch brands! Who is this dodo bird…. I have 2 Squale and love them. Now I’m going to buy one more!!

  • @mr.edmiston6725
    @mr.edmiston6725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You didn't invent the term shitter son. We've been saying Shitter in the south for ever!

  • @ripperx444
    @ripperx444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Garbage ass brand!

  • @clontstable1
    @clontstable1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad I’ve had my Archie fix today. “Man on the Moon!!!!!!!!!!” Squale, here I come, baby!!!!!

  • @thysdreyer6886
    @thysdreyer6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The massive wart on the side of his head doesn't "cut the mustard" for me .

  • @marcwichmann2698
    @marcwichmann2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a compelling argument.

  • @benno_360
    @benno_360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Suggest buying Squale is unimaginative and following the heard. Tells you to buy the exact boring old watches, Omega Speedmaster, Rolex that every single person buys.

  • @Make_SPQR_Great_Again
    @Make_SPQR_Great_Again 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is right tho, Squale only produces "homage" watches. I really do not see the difference between an Aliexpress watch and a Squale watch.

    • @tobiasc5691
      @tobiasc5691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you serious? 😂

    • @stevec8243
      @stevec8243 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @TomBiskup
    @TomBiskup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's fucking disgusting. HOWEVER. That thing that the watch should hurt and ruin you a little? I like that.

  • @jeeperspeepers8323
    @jeeperspeepers8323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Archie, what do you know about having your nose broken?

  • @theadventuresofwolf5.77
    @theadventuresofwolf5.77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just bought a squale and had money left over to send this fellow a treadmill

  • @stevenmonash6284
    @stevenmonash6284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What does buying a IWC say about one?

  • @bigbabyshitface5188
    @bigbabyshitface5188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    They have ETAs and compression cases just like a Tudor Black bay for 1/4 the price.

    • @JonathanTyas
      @JonathanTyas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jordan Holmes some don’t know about grammar either.

    • @JonathanTyas
      @JonathanTyas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordan Holmes Rolex link doesn’t impress me, most overrated watches ever, good but basic, not worth the money, smoke and mirrors marketing.

    • @JonathanTyas
      @JonathanTyas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan Holmes ps you don’t know how much money is in my bank account, just because I can appreciate a cheaper piece doesn’t mean to say I can’t afford a better one.

    • @JonathanTyas
      @JonathanTyas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan Holmes Rolex don’t impress me, a bling over rated brand, generally not much class. Pretty shoddy company too, moved to Switzerland for tax purposes, now some kind of none tax paying foundation. Their marketing and control of dealers also stinks.

  • @WornDownCrown
    @WornDownCrown หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m a newbie here guys. Someone tell me this is a troll right? This is some sort of sick joke?

  • @Flipper83
    @Flipper83 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Its the Grail Shitter

  • @jimpark5982
    @jimpark5982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just put my Squale up for sale after seeing this fanny magnet,I know where I’m going wrong now thanks.

  • @nuradih32
    @nuradih32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All i hear is "squale is shit" without stating why you think so other than its ugly which is a very subjective matter.

  • @tom46970
    @tom46970 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If your significant other gets pissed enough at you to throw things because of something you bought, it’s probably because you couldn’t afford it and had no business buying it in the first place.