@@basketoffruit4485 makes sense cause of the trapdoor, imagine throwing a snowball at a trapdoor used as a chair seat or something else and it just wobbling back n forth like that
*slaps villager* *facepalms* UGHHH JUST BE THE WEAPONSMITHHH *puts down smithing table over and over* *a distant rumble can be heard...* H-huh? Iron Golem:U NO TOCH ME CILDS. [] aaAAAAAAAA-
Ok but this one at 1:54 got me crazy, what a comunity that likes its game so much and that is so big can make, my PC is crying in the corner out of pure fear, i have to help him so bye.
What they should do is have many traps(some are the original one, some have the pressure plate on different places, some use observers, some use pistons, some use trap wire, some use mobs, some use fire, some use water, some use potions, some use arrows, some use redstone chests, some make the entire castle out of sand and it falls on top of the player when they grab the last chest) and have a randomizer so that everyone needs to learn a different strategy It's a great way to strengthen the community by having players help each other, gives a lot of speedrun material, a lot of minecraft TH-cam material, maybe also create a shiny temple that has a random color that only happens 1/3000 of every temple and out of those 1/3000 only 1/1000 are pink
@@airplanes_aren.t_real I like this idea. It definitely would make desert temples more interesting, so you would have to find ways to avoid/counter each trap.
Sadly the snowy one is not possible, even with the best pc and mods. Its cgi. Modern day nasa computers wouldn't even be able to handle it in real-time
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1:03 Talking about Totems why not add a totem of keeping that doesn't save you from death but respawns you with all the items you had in your inventory
Maybe because it shows how you killed the villager a few seconds prior, and when you do things like that, you tend to be cautious of iron golems, and seeing this much more dangerous one while in that mindset really unsettled you
The Iron Golem at 2:31 gave me flashbacks to that one old video of a giant Herobrine. It's called "Minecraft Spawn Seed: The Fog Monster", does anyone else remember it?
Desert temples always spawn at the same Y coordinate(which if I remember right is y 63 or somewhere around there), so while it possible for two to spawn in very close proximity(I've seen a screenshot of two right next to each other), they can't spawn under each other.
I would like to take the time to discuss a very underrated topic of Minecraft: it's lore. I have a feeling that a lot of people are going to say "Minecraft doesn't have a lore," but here me out. I think a lot of people are going to need this (Or not). To start, there are two explanations (I think). One more scientific like the dead star/black hole theory, and the more mythological one. I'm going to focus on the latter. Let's examine the structures: • Ocean Monuments/Ruins: I think these are the oldest, since they're underwater, which suggests massive flooding. It's my belief that the monuments housed Priests, predecessors to the Evokers (more on that later). The ruins held normal civilians, predecessors to villagers. During the flooding, many of the priests stayed in their temples, eventually giving in to th e flooding and turning themselves into Guardians. Everyone else escapes to higher ground. •Desert temples: It is my belief that after the flooding, in an effort to preserve their culture, the villagers and remaining priests built these hastily, which is why they look somewhat like ocean monuments. Their lack of knowledge about the higher land is why they are so small, being new blocks to them. I also believe that the area before the flooding was desert like, hence the new temples. •Jungle temples: As time went on, some priests left the village to discover new lands, and also erect new temples. They found the jungles, and constructed the new temples. They also trapped it so only those worthy may enter. •Woodland Mansions: After the construction of the jungle temples, the priests left once again, from both the desert and jungle, to live in structures bigger than the small temples. They found the mystical dark oak forest, which was a prime spot for magic. The size of the woodland mansion is also comparable to that of the ocean monument. •Mineshafts: Early attempts at mining for resources after the flood. •Strongholds: Libraries of the High Priests, where they eventually discovered the End. Now that we have those set up, here's the story: The early peoples of Minecraft lived in what is now the ocean. They were ruled by an order called the High Priests, whose magical knowledge was undisputed. They lived in huge temples (The Ocean Monuments). One day, they stumbled upon a new world: The Nether. It was always hellish, but it was barren at the time. The High Priests then started casting failed experiments and incantations there (Pigmen, Wither Skeletons, Blazes, Ghasts). The pigmen eventually became sentient enough to construct Nether Fortresses. Meanwhile, the experiments continued, until a breakthrough was reached: The discovery of the End Dimension. The High Priests found a thriving Endermen population, with cities and ships and whatnot (At this point they had green eyes). The teleporting abilities of the Endermen astounded the High Priests, and they sought to create a creature like them. They made two eggs, in case one failed. They hatched the first one, which became known as the Ender Dragon. She became sentient enough to kill her creators, take the second egg, and fled to the End. There she took forceful control of the Endermen (Now they have purple eyes). She kept the second egg on her, for safekeeping. She then sent her subjects to terrorize the Overworld people, since she could not teleport herself. All End portals were destroyed, yet they still came. The High Priests had a problem on their hands, and no way to solve it. Once they discovered the Endermen hatred of water, they planned to flood the world and head to higher ground. Many people fled, as directed, but a few of the Priests stayed behind. When the flood came, the Priests transformed themselves into Guardians, to protect the temple forever. On land, the society had to start anew. They built new villages and temples, although not as grand as the first ones. Years past, and descendants of the High Priests had enough. They couldn't stand not having power and authority like they once did, and up and left. They headed for the more magical Dark Oak Forests, where they built mansions for themselves. They eventually morphed into what are now Evokers, and their followers Vindicators and the rest of the illagers. The villagers now had a similar problem: Hoards of monsters, including some Endermen, attacking the village. Attempts to head out to sea where thwarted by illagers and zombies who adapted to water (Shipwrecks). They used what little magic they could and produced enchantment tables, enchantments, and Iron Golems. It still proved worthless, as they still kept being attacked. The threat of the Ender Dragon still loomed, along with whatever creatures were banished to the Nether. In one last, desperate attempt, they created a being, so powerful it could defeat the dragon, and even save itself from death: You. They player. And that's how Minecraft began.
0:56 I saw this thing in action once on a TH-cam video I saw many years ago, I've been wondering what happened to it since. It was terrifying and epic.
Ah yes, enderman vore, amogus, a totally out of place actual amazing bit of work, and totems of dying. This sounds like minecraft reddit in a nutshell.
I love the endings where the guy kills a villager and in some way the golems just kill them in a strange way, either by running at them at the speed of sound, sending them one million feet in the air, or whatever the fuck the last one was doing
The totem should spawn in Jungle Temples and Desert Temples and Stronghold and it would have a 50% chance of live with a 50% or a 25% of clearing your items in your inventory.
I like the idea of a "Cursed Totem" gamble for your life. How I could imagine that being implemented is it would: A. Have a 50% chance of killing you and using itself upon equip and working like a regular Totem of Undying if you survive, B. Have a 50% chance of just letting you die, or C. Have a 50% chance of letting you die and deleting your items as if they had Curse of Vanishing.
Then no one would go to Jungle Temples. Tbh, jungle temples already suck. Then why adding an item that can potentially ruin your entire playthrough? Why not making the temples more challenging and rewarding instead?
I eventually plan on making myself a minecraft texture pack for my own personal use, *and that trapped chest may or may not have just gave me inspiration on what to do to the trapped chest*
the painting made me give up and let me down
oh GOD
Oh sh*t
4th
@Borzah oh no not another comment bot
Rick Rekt
The only thing that’s not weird about this video was that snow. That’s actually really cool.
Do u know what the mod name?
@@pahri_69 I don't think it's a mod sadly
@@pahri_69 It was CGI.
thats minecraft in 2100
@@thomastthompsonjr.7410 yea i just search it on yt and found kut it was cgi :')
That thumbnail had me feeling all sorts of ways
verified comment moment
@mr3bran hey mr3bran
Suddenly Steve realized he was gay
vore
@@kristenmcveay furry
lmao
0:49
"Ah hey buddy!"
*proceeds to get yeeted into oblivion*
The part that got me was how far he went, hahaha.
I can't believe there was a vore one in the beginning
@Alpha Googlevici the Skeld?
the enderman:
“oh, you’re finally awake.”
“It’s 2016,
Let’s go watch dantdm’s latest vid”
SCP-096
@@mildtora8433 and popularmmos
@@TheRandomInfinity Nope
it kinda reminded me of the subnautica death animations
1:53 that’s the coolest Minecraft related thing I’ve ever seen
Check Portemay on TH-cam, he does this stuff often. You can see the whole video on his channel
Pun intended?
@@Alpha456 hahahahaha probably not
ayo we got same pfp
@Alpha Googlevici Hello Alpha 2
That winter snow one was really impressive wtf, is that even minecraft
I saw the post on r/Minecraft before, and I'm pretty sure the creator said it was animation or something, not a mod or anything
@@basketoffruit4485 Ahh that is such a let-down. Imagine if it was real :o
@@basketoffruit4485 yeah that’s what I thought /:
@@basketoffruit4485 makes sense cause of the trapdoor, imagine throwing a snowball at a trapdoor used as a chair seat or something else and it just wobbling back n forth like that
@@james-qw5jz yeah, it would be REALLY cool to see with everything else around the world. Like water, mobs, even mining
The way the iron golem comes down at you is genuinely terrifying.
Paired with the scary minecraft sounds , it spooked me
*slaps villager* *facepalms* UGHHH JUST BE THE WEAPONSMITHHH *puts down smithing table over and over* *a distant rumble can be heard...* H-huh? Iron Golem:U NO TOCH ME CILDS. [] aaAAAAAAAA-
Golem titan
VIBE CHECK
I have.. I thinking its like militsioner
0:49 The final boss' 2nd stage.
Steve: Hello my Metal Fre-
L O N G arm iron golem: Y E E T
I Think Thats Called An Iron Gogollooooolem
2:31 is the final boss in the defeat screen
@@curseofbinding No, that's the 3rd stage.
0:49 This moment was absolute perfection.
lmao
“Ah, hey buddy!”
*gets punched all the way to china*
0:31 The Magic word here "Aji Maji La Taraji" Is the Farsi/Persian Version of Abracadabra, Neat
lmao i was looking for a comment sayinf aji maji la taraji is persian
IROOOOOOOOOOOOOON GOOOOOOOOOLM SNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOW GOOOOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEMMM
That's a sus sheep there too
Lmao yeah
0:15 I remember stumbling upon this video when I was 8 and I had nightmares of an enderman voring me for weeks
Lucky
@@CommonTungstenW I'm not sure if I was into it or not 😂
@@geeteevee7667 no
unless you turned 8 when you saw this you wouldn't be 8, just saying :I
@@Fire_82 not this video the timestamped video it’s been around for a while
Ok but this one at 1:54 got me crazy, what a comunity that likes its game so much and that is so big can make, my PC is crying in the corner out of pure fear, i have to help him so bye.
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Pretty sure its just an animation
Its not a mod tho its an animation
I think it’s made with blender
My stupid laptop can't even run Minecraft classic without melting, my real pc is being repaired so I have to use this crap
2:14 Minecraft should actually do this, a double trap.
they should
@@astroabood yeah without telling the community
Verifiied with only *2* comments?
What they should do is have many traps(some are the original one, some have the pressure plate on different places, some use observers, some use pistons, some use trap wire, some use mobs, some use fire, some use water, some use potions, some use arrows, some use redstone chests, some make the entire castle out of sand and it falls on top of the player when they grab the last chest) and have a randomizer so that everyone needs to learn a different strategy
It's a great way to strengthen the community by having players help each other, gives a lot of speedrun material, a lot of minecraft TH-cam material, maybe also create a shiny temple that has a random color that only happens 1/3000 of every temple and out of those 1/3000 only 1/1000 are pink
@@airplanes_aren.t_real I like this idea. It definitely would make desert temples more interesting, so you would have to find ways to avoid/counter each trap.
The ending made me feel 5 different feelings at the same time
that giant iron golem reaching down and then a black screen leaves such a good opportunity to put the "you died" gif or "you can now play as luigi"
You mean... we can make a meme out of this
Hey, you're finally awake
"Soap trusted you!"
Then he eats you and he is fat now
@@XanthosSecondProfile12345GYATT vore
“Totem of undying”
Phoenix: lemme add infinity to it
Cool concept
@Ne NesiHorado1 ice cream
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@@complimentbot6197 uh r u a bit
2:34 It looked like the Iron Golem just tripped and fell.
i was expecting a “You Died!” screen after the golem ate you.
more like obliverate with a giant nose
Same when in 0:14 got eaten by enderman
From Dark Souls?
@Orphan_Kidnapper4034 i don't have an uncle.
1:56 that’s actually kinda sick
Yes
@@liamhansolo1464 yea
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@@complimentbot6197 lol
Kinda?!?!
2:22 if this happened to me in Minecraft I’d probably quit all in total
10000% percent
I would run for shelter
It wouldn't help tho
Well.. You know.. All you have to do is... Not kill any villagers.
So you want to commit murder and get away with it constantly?
That's not very great.
“It’s that time of the month again”
Wise words said by a wise man
lol
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@@complimentbot6197 when you say compliment bot, are you actually a bot or a human? I am just curious and want to know.
@@imnotmadimdisappointed Huma- I MEAN ROBOT OF COURSE, YOU SILLY HUMAN
@@complimentbot6197 lol
1:14 ive never heard phoenix swear before.. it sounds so normal
I didn’t even notice
like tecnoblade, it sounds so natural you almost miss it
@@brick4353 it’s so much like techno.
I got concerned because I always liked that Phoenix never swore, but I was relieved to see that it wasn’t that much of a swear.
It really added to the funny the way he read it so naturally
That realistic snow mod(?) was actually really cool and I’d love it if that was added to the game.
it's cgi.
@@hank2887 dawg 💀
End of a month : **exist**
Weirdness : *my time has come*
cute pfp :3
May 31st
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Don't interact with it. It's a bot
@@le9038 it's a wholesome bot.
"Ah hey buddy!"
final words before getting yeeted into the atmosphere
Yea! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😶
Yeeted into the atmosphere? You mean yeeted into the stratosphere?
“Ah hey buddy”
Gets slapped into the atmosphere
2:32 AoT season 5 is looking pretty good
Idk I was really scared by the clip
Yup lmao
Nah, reminds me way more of Militisioner
"Attack on golem"
Titanium Golem
Has: 33 blocks
Uses: 10 blocks
Is left with: 27 blocks
"You can check my toolbar to see how many blocks I am using"
Places: 23 blocks
LIAR!
It's going up GOLDEN stairs to place the head
0:36
noone going to talk about the iron golems arms swinging like a helicopter propeller? ight then
Ok, but the snowy one should definitely be how the game looks, and the Temple one is amazing, they should randomly have ones that are double trapped
Ikr
Or ones with a chest in the middle and pressure plates around the sides
Sadly the snowy one is not possible, even with the best pc and mods. Its cgi. Modern day nasa computers wouldn't even be able to handle it in real-time
@@DiamondDepthYT Unless Mojang actually puts effort to optimize the game.
@@nofate0007
Us bedrock players are laughing our asses off rn
2:13 That's the best trap ever. Holy f*ck XD
I thought you were talking about Alstolfo
@@ParakeetDSi Astolfo*
But I prefer to call him Asstolfo
1:50 is also the best trap ever
thanks
@@gravytrain747 astolfo overhyped, felix is better
the "aw hey buddy *smack*" made me laugh out loud
Enderman: Steve, I wanna take our relationship, *to the next level*
lmao
*Endermen placed a dirt block to impress Steve*
No
Thats the first thing i thought when i looked at the thumbnail lol
1:52 this guy puts NASA computers to shame
Hi Phoenix! If you see this I just want to tell you that I love your vids and they always bring a smile to my face and I think its the same for most people too!
Its my pleasure. =)
2:07 RTX on
The last one is hilariously terrifying. It ended so abruptly, leaving the spectator with only their imagination of what happened next.
1:53 This one was really good. They even added exhaling effects.
1:22 is ... Interesting
1:53 okay, this one is not cursed. It's amazing if minecraft world looks like this
My PC doesnt seem to agree
Make re8
It's like a mod or texture pack
I smell a pc burning
2:00 * computer burning noises *
0:12
dude im so glad there's at least something for undyne, she's my favorite character from undertale and always has been
Ikr
ikr
Next time i go into battle with a rabbit i'm bringing my totem of Undyne.
Undyne?
U just kill undyne and get it itll help u battle sans lol
NGAHHHHH
0:12 They had to make it, Totem of Undyne (no wonder in the genocide run her name changes into "Undyne the Undying")
0:59 Even Solar joined the trend
They missed a undyne the undying joke
She used the totem of undying when she fight you in genocide.
@@viet8308 Lol
i made the post lol
Yeah
That thumbnail scared me in bed with my dog as I heard my mom walking down the hallway at 3 am
The holy trinity: Totem of undying, totem of dying, and totem
Quartet*. Totem of Undyne.
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2:27 I've never punched villagers
But that iron golem makes me never see Minecraft the same way ever again
2:14
Most cruel footage ever existed!
1:03 Talking about Totems why not add a totem of keeping that doesn't save you from death but respawns you with all the items you had in your inventory
oh i actually really like this idea
@vibri which is considered a cheat to people who like legitimate let's plays
Mono-Use KeepInventory
YESS PLZZZ
HE SWEAR
The massive size of the golem at 2:22 is really unsettling, but I can't quite put my finger on why...
Maybe because it shows how you killed the villager a few seconds prior, and when you do things like that, you tend to be cautious of iron golems, and seeing this much more dangerous one while in that mindset really unsettled you
Megalophobic
@@Banov0312 Just did a lil Googling, you actually hit the nail on the head. I've never even heard of that phobia before, thanks!
1:22 actually scared me, listen it's 12:43 am I am tired
@Joe Kujoe GIVE ME YOUR F###ING HAT!!!
The Iron Golem at 2:31 gave me flashbacks to that one old video of a giant Herobrine. It's called "Minecraft Spawn Seed: The Fog Monster", does anyone else remember it?
exactly my thoughts
my whole life I always thought that painting was rick astley
Always has been
The Wanderer is Rick Astley lol
@@alexanderschluter1864 maybe
Engibirb is credit to team.
@@jd_the_cat thanks
2:15
In theory that could happen because of 2 temples generated at the same place but the second one is a little be lower than the first one
Desert temples always spawn at the same Y coordinate(which if I remember right is y 63 or somewhere around there), so while it possible for two to spawn in very close proximity(I've seen a screenshot of two right next to each other), they can't spawn under each other.
0:06 I like when videos do this in games, wish it worked for skyrim, so I could noclip out of the black void
2:32 mojang: we did it, villager massacre is no more.
As they say in Germany, "The last thing you see before you the"
now imagine the "you died" gif playing right after this happening
That was terrifying
Looks like a potential reference to militsioner
That enderman looks lowkey adorable in that thumbnail
c r e e p y .
Wait until you see what it was :(
Yeah, I know the video it's vore, I was just talking about the look on that frame in the thumbnail
@Thesmallchild I mean... Not everyone would complain 🤷♂️ 😂
He looks more sus than adorable.
I will always remember the time Phoenix sc put enderman vore in not just the video, but the thumbnail
He doesn’t realize but he makes all of our days better
NOOO NOT THE STEVEE COMMENTS
Again Stop!
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@@complimentbot6197 You are the only bot I accept
This won’t be cursed at all.
Yes, Yes it is
Enderwoman
Notice Me Senpai
It is...
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0:15 my brain always thinks he's picking up the hug you
IT'S A SHE!!! DON'T GET IT WRONG!!!
@@pandaguy010 and where's your proof of it being a she
@@SomeoneNews R/woosh
@@pandaguy010 okay
thats.. one way of saying it I guess
2:33 POV: You are a dropped food, but he knows the 5-second rule.
Pov u are bug and a 3 year old is near by
The temple one is so genius...
I would like to take the time to discuss a very underrated topic of Minecraft: it's lore. I have a feeling that a lot of people are going to say "Minecraft doesn't have a lore," but here me out. I think a lot of people are going to need this (Or not).
To start, there are two explanations (I think). One more scientific like the dead star/black hole theory, and the more mythological one. I'm going to focus on the latter.
Let's examine the structures: • Ocean Monuments/Ruins: I think these are the oldest, since they're underwater, which suggests massive flooding. It's my belief that the monuments housed Priests, predecessors to the Evokers (more on that later). The ruins held normal civilians, predecessors to villagers. During the flooding, many of the priests stayed in their temples, eventually giving in to th e flooding and turning themselves into Guardians. Everyone else escapes to higher ground.
•Desert temples: It is my belief that after the flooding, in an effort to preserve their culture, the villagers and remaining priests built these hastily, which is why they look somewhat like ocean monuments. Their lack of knowledge about the higher land is why they are so small, being new blocks to them. I also believe that the area before the flooding was desert like, hence the new temples.
•Jungle temples: As time went on, some priests left the village to discover new lands, and also erect new temples. They found the jungles, and constructed the new temples. They also trapped it so only those worthy may enter.
•Woodland Mansions: After the construction of the jungle temples, the priests left once again, from both the desert and jungle, to live in structures bigger than the small temples. They found the mystical dark oak forest, which was a prime spot for magic. The size of the woodland mansion is also comparable to that of the ocean monument.
•Mineshafts: Early attempts at mining for resources after the flood.
•Strongholds: Libraries of the High Priests, where they eventually discovered the End.
Now that we have those set up, here's the story: The early peoples of Minecraft lived in what is now the ocean. They were ruled by an order called the High Priests, whose magical knowledge was undisputed. They lived in huge temples (The Ocean Monuments). One day, they stumbled upon a new world: The Nether. It was always hellish, but it was barren at the time. The High Priests then started casting failed experiments and incantations there (Pigmen, Wither Skeletons, Blazes, Ghasts). The pigmen eventually became sentient enough to construct Nether Fortresses. Meanwhile, the experiments continued, until a breakthrough was reached: The discovery of the End Dimension. The High Priests found a thriving Endermen population, with cities and ships and whatnot (At this point they had green eyes). The teleporting abilities of the Endermen astounded the High Priests, and they sought to create a creature like them. They made two eggs, in case one failed. They hatched the first one, which became known as the Ender Dragon. She became sentient enough to kill her creators, take the second egg, and fled to the End. There she took forceful control of the Endermen (Now they have purple eyes). She kept the second egg on her, for safekeeping. She then sent her subjects to terrorize the Overworld people, since she could not teleport herself. All End portals were destroyed, yet they still came. The High Priests had a problem on their hands, and no way to solve it. Once they discovered the Endermen hatred of water, they planned to flood the world and head to higher ground. Many people fled, as directed, but a few of the Priests stayed behind. When the flood came, the Priests transformed themselves into Guardians, to protect the temple forever. On land, the society had to start anew. They built new villages and temples, although not as grand as the first ones. Years past, and descendants of the High Priests had enough. They couldn't stand not having power and authority like they once did, and up and left. They headed for the more magical Dark Oak Forests, where they built mansions for themselves. They eventually morphed into what are now Evokers, and their followers Vindicators and the rest of the illagers. The villagers now had a similar problem: Hoards of monsters, including some Endermen, attacking the village. Attempts to head out to sea where thwarted by illagers and zombies who adapted to water (Shipwrecks). They used what little magic they could and produced enchantment tables, enchantments, and Iron Golems. It still proved worthless, as they still kept being attacked. The threat of the Ender Dragon still loomed, along with whatever creatures were banished to the Nether. In one last, desperate attempt, they created a being, so powerful it could defeat the dragon, and even save itself from death: You. They player. And that's how Minecraft began.
0:56 I saw this thing in action once on a TH-cam video I saw many years ago, I've been wondering what happened to it since.
It was terrifying and epic.
Ah yes, enderman vore, amogus, a totally out of place actual amazing bit of work, and totems of dying. This sounds like minecraft reddit in a nutshell.
You know, not everyday that Endervore seems like one of the more normal things...
Wow, Undyne. I completely forgot about Undertale, not gonna lie.
Yay undertale
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Fr
We need more undertale memes
when Undertale
2:34 watchin phoenix's outro in a golem be like
1:06 He Should Name It: Unpowered Totem
0:30 why arent there iron, gold, emerald, diamond and netherite stairs yet
Don't forget carpet stairs
Netherite stairs technically exist
yea they were in the 20w14inf update, "The Swaggiest Stairs Ever"
@@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o yeah
That Godzilla-sized Iron Golem: So, you have chosen death
that last one was just like a dream
Finally a totem of undyne ive been waiting for this
2:32 This gives me nostalgic "The Fog Monster" vibes.
My fave: Totem of Undyne
Also, this video is good
I dont want your god damn lemons
Totem of Undyne will summon a tamed buff axolotl when you use it.
@@sansthedunker5685 0oO
Lol. Had to google what "dyne" means, but I get it, kind of. Thought it was a typo at first, but clever pun.
1:15 never expected phoenix SC to say that
Same
Nothing bad about it but never knew Phoenix would say that
I think he didn't realize
Same here
Swer!!1!!1!1!11!1!11
That undyne meme made me smile because I am an undertale fan
I thought the enderman was giving us a hug. This is a sad boi hours
if i wouldve seen that iron golem video at the end as a kid i wouldve had nightmares
I love the endings where the guy kills a villager and in some way the golems just kill them in a strange way, either by running at them at the speed of sound, sending them one million feet in the air, or whatever the fuck the last one was doing
😂 "Totem of Undyne" and then it has Phase 2 where it gives you right shinning eye
0:14 youtube kids minecraft monster school be like
The totem should spawn in Jungle Temples and Desert Temples and Stronghold and it would have a 50% chance of live with a 50% or a 25% of clearing your items in your inventory.
I like the idea of a "Cursed Totem" gamble for your life. How I could imagine that being implemented is it would: A. Have a 50% chance of killing you and using itself upon equip and working like a regular Totem of Undying if you survive, B. Have a 50% chance of just letting you die, or C. Have a 50% chance of letting you die and deleting your items as if they had Curse of Vanishing.
@@grape_protogen yes it seems good!
Then no one would go to Jungle Temples. Tbh, jungle temples already suck. Then why adding an item that can potentially ruin your entire playthrough? Why not making the temples more challenging and rewarding instead?
Hang on I have just the idea
Edit it later tho
I... I thought the enderman in the thumbnail was giving us a hug 😔
😔✌️
It still is a hug. In a different way...
@@Youhadabadday2021 there is no hug in that.. it’s just v-[error]
@@geeteevee7667 No, I meant as in it's a full body hug. ...A very... moist... full body hug.
@@Youhadabadday2021 NO.
0:42 when the iron golem has gone to a Cybertronian gym or a Robot Gym for 8 months.
“Regular ass stone totem” killed me
I never expected him to say that
@@Lime040 it's not epic.
@@User-g6997 fym it wasnt epic?
0:35 everyone: that iron golem is so weird!
Me: *G O L D E N S T A I R S*
0:10 Are we just ignoring those sheep in the background?
Player: created a long armed golem instead of a normal one.
Iron Golem: *So, you have chosen death.*
I love getting eaten by an Enderman and getting the Ultimate-Slap™ by Helicopter Golem in 4K
I eventually plan on making myself a minecraft texture pack for my own personal use, *and that trapped chest may or may not have just gave me inspiration on what to do to the trapped chest*
Nice, what trap are you thinking of using?
@@InsanePigeon a bear trap
@@opalyxe1 like a bear costume, that could be cute. I've only ever seen one in a mouse costume.
Sylvia
1:54 Hytale is looking pretty good so far
0:40
5 year old me when the teacher asks for someone strong to stack the chairs:
That iron golem at the end has mega minecraft urban legend potential.
If you make an iron ritual with 2 villager sacrifices, it shows up and takes you to never be seen again.
The thumbnail: "What are you doing, step-enderman?" ;3
The video: *_"W h a t a r e y o u d o i n g , s t e p - e n d e r m a n?" 0____0_*
minecraft endermans but without context
Have you ever heard of "vore"?
@@InsanePigeon stop
@@jakube1735 the original video is called "enderman eats me wtf"
@@InsanePigeon i dont want to know, please don’t scar everyone
1:53 just made me so happy and weirdly nostalgic. I want to physically be there.
Unfortunately its just cgi, and is not currently possible in game :(
POV: *You forgot it was that time of the month again.*
That last one was genuinely terrifying
1:17 And the Totem of Dying kills you instantly if you take any damage at all while holding it.
I lost it when arm golem slapped him! XD