This man sits exactly at the intersection of "pants-shittingly scary" and "not actually dangerous." I mean, I have no idea how such a benign person can come across so menacingly.
Out of context, he just seems like a total dork who's really confused, but then the next moment he's like some sort of god who could crush your body into a ball with snap of his fingers
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such, could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per centimeter required to break bones.
He was human. Once. But now... He's changed. He's different. Out of control. Ascended. We must fear him, bow to him. He is the Overmind now. Obey his supreme knowledge.
I've always viewed this Michael as the embodiment of the internet, a strange hybrid of Google and Wikihow. A superior being capable of anything but lacking praise and friendship, thus always greeting strangers and giving info.
@@thememer4071 he said that kids or have less waxy oils on their hands that'll make fingerprints on the surfaces they've touched disappear quicker than teens and adults, which leads him to say that
@@jonguidcondoriano4257 well different time stamps mean different things. the other comment, the neighbours kids are weirdos. here, the neighbours kids are bullies
0:00 me as an alien identifying a human 0:03 me as an alien practicing language speaking 0:18 me as an alien communicating to the mothership about our internet connection and how quickly we can get into a call 0:48 me as an alien discovering the best life form of all time 0:50 me as an alien deciphering the Morse code from my space ship 0:54 me as an alien discovering more about the human flesh suit I am wearing 0:56 me as an alien creating a commercial to get my head inside of peoples’ homes to analyze the human race 1:02 me as an alien trying to understand physics on earth 1:14 me as an alien explaining to a human being what series I watch 1:16 me as an alien imitating human emotion 1:20 me as an alien practicing eye contact 1:22 me as an alien documenting my stretching routine to imitate human TH-camrs 1:29 me as an alien still confused with earth physics 1:33 me as an alien practicing alien reproduction 1:35 me as an alien studying neurology to the expense of my live human sample 1:39 me as an alien trying to comprehend the human diet 1:54 me as an alien interviewing a human 1:59 me as an alien solving all world problems (As you may be able to tell all I did is give the true context of these clips and if you want to see more please reply to this comment to let me know, I really enjoyed it and I might get my friends into it)
Teacher: Ok kids, let's see how far can we count. Kevin. Kevin: 1,2,3,4,5... Teacher: K, that's fine. Stacey, continue please. Stacey: 6,7,8,9,10... Teacher: Good job! Michael? Michael: 11... and a half. Teacher: Michael, how many times do I have to tell you that after the 11 comes number 12? Michael: Or does it? Teacher: Michael, get out of the class. Michael: But is my _out_ your _out_ ? Teacher: MICHAEL.
Michael: Are we talking about natural numbers? Real numbers? Rational numbers? Imaginary numbers? ... What is a number? How were they created this way? Do we percieve numbers in the same way? Is my seven your eight?
Michael: "I'm not selling my ba-" Christo: "Then why do I have it HERE?" (Holds up bathwater) Michael: (Concerned look) "Where are your fingers?" Christo: "I used kids to commit my crimes."
You should make 10 Uncomfortable Silent Minutes of Vsauce where you literally just put weird random clips of Vsauce when he isn't talking
yes
Silas Laspada Yes
Taha Serdar Arli YES
yes
Would 5 minutes be fine? I'm running out of clips fast and I don't want to bore you guys switching clips every 2 seconds
This man is simultaneously the cool dad, the youngest sibling, and the family dog all at once.
R/rareinsults
and the strange neighbor
True
@Heinkelion cool dad= best husband
@@ShirakamiHaru *r/rarecompliments ftfy
"You could live the rest of your life without breathing" Technically the truth.
You can also live the rest of your life getting stabbed repeatedly.
Oracle Don't we?
You can also live the rest of your life exposing yourself to debilitating amounts of radiation too
You could live the rest of your life under water
How many of you actually stopped breathing for a moment?
"Where did you get that body?"
*nervously glances to closet*
"That one you're in right now."
Oh, thank god.
racist
@@xdheck328 racist?
@@xdheck328 this was random
@@bigounce2471 racist
@@xdheck328 i am a racist good guess but why's he a racist?
8:33 the way he just TRANSITIONS into sitting like that is amazing
this is the coolest thing I've seen in the past 24 hours atleast
They cut off the part where the scooter crashes right after
Vsauce trying to human for 10 minutes straight
He's the only true human. We're all just abstractions of Lord Michael's mind.
It is weird because he is not a human but a god
We have a great god he compliments our butts and smacks metal balls
1:21
Is he even trying
6:07 when you’re in an argument and the other person misspells something
The next clip
You : the next clip
I hate missplleing words
@Woosh yuo hav horebil speling lmAo xD
@Woosh no.
"I'm in my parents basement"
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
"...It's okay, because I have a beard"
+👍
N E C C B E A R D
Or do I?
@@IceYetiWins *dunnnn*
6:07 the bad guy in movies
True
I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existance to aliens
If we cant settle for the entire video, then just the hammer and feather part will do. That broke me.
@@markky3050 same
We should have put this on the golden record instead of all that music nonsense
It really is the human experience... Every emotion someone can feel is in this video
Art With Amber lmao I just said the same thing..
[from computer] Hey, VSauce,
[from behind you] Michael here!
[from inside your mind] What if you were defenseless?
Epic Studios Hey Vsauce! Micheal here. And Cvo777 now has ANXIETY.
Underrated comment
Or am I?
Jesus Christ
I never thought a TH-cam comment could cause anxiety
4:46
*When you get distracted at the store and your mom isn't behind you anymore.*
Yes
[vsauce music stops]
Yes. Happened. Will happen after 20 years too. Yes.
heheha I made it 666 likes-
"I'm alone"
This man sits exactly at the intersection of "pants-shittingly scary" and "not actually dangerous." I mean, I have no idea how such a benign person can come across so menacingly.
Michael: * pours cereal and milk into the bowl*
Michael: ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓒⓚ ⓘⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ?
That’s what us humans call cereal
100th like im so proud and satisfied
@@el2967 you did it bro.👏👏
@@PeacefulRises serel?
Idk why but I burst out laughing for a good while when I saw that clip
"I can't marry all of you"
*Suicide Rate increased to 100%*
Exact opposite
99.9999999999999999%*
Obi Wan Kenobi woah man youre cool
Since suicide rates are only around 10% of deaths, I think. That would be an acceptable loss.
99.99999% cuz someone would marry him
Out of context, he just seems like a total dork who's really confused, but then the next moment he's like some sort of god who could crush your body into a ball with snap of his fingers
think about how this would sound out of context
Depending on how you view him Michael its like he's completely omnipotent when it comes to our perception of reality.
Thanos?
He's a god, but his domain is late 2000s internet.
Yeah, just look at what he did to that can!
“Hey Vsauce. Michael here. You are alone.”
“Or are you?”
*theme plays*
Awww what a nice inspirational message 🥰
This man just radiates chaotic energy
Chaotic good
@@cheesychipmunk8382 I'd argue Chaotic Neutral
@@datbeanyboi1649 Oh, deffinetly.
@@datbeanyboi1649 I say good because he uses his chaos to spread information
@@cheesychipmunk8382 "use children to do your crimes" tho
6:07 When an argument arises, but it’s an argument that you’ve practiced for in the shower
underrated comment
this is painstakingly accurate
3:56
can relate
Bruh u sent me to an add
1:59
“Use kids to commit your crimes”
- Micheal Stevens (aka Vsauce)
Usa should start using children soldiers.
Micheal isn't Vsauce, the people who watch him are the green sauces, as he aways say in his videos "Hey, Vsauce! Micheal here..."
@@sandrohernandez4401 but that’s a crime in itself. So you are now stuck in an infinite loop of crime and kids.
Please don’t take that out of context.
I got a mr. Clean advertisment
Vietnam
7:42 is so chaotic, he's all happy with card-board cut-outs of other Vsauces
and then he's eerily standing in a dark corner. WHAT'S THE CONTEXT??!!
there is no context.
or is there? **vsauce music starts playing**
Took you a while to reply huh@@arthurmacneed
@@Amilky-way took you a while to get diagnosed with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis huh
@@heiroferkhuh?
4:52 They always say “hey vsauce” but they never ask “How’s vsauce”
Lmao underrated
Or what is vsauce
F in the chat for Michael
Or who's Vsauce...
Or why is vsauce
"Thanks guys, thanks for watching. And as always, thanks for watching." me trying to reach the essay word count
Lol same!
Accurate lol
when gotta reach that 10 minute mark
Lol
what timestamp does he say that?
1980s: We will have flying cars in the future
2018: *Hey dingdongers, it's ya boi mikedog here*
3:57 the weird kid at the nursery
here!
That one younger cousin as well
“You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing”
No, no, he’s got a point
More like he's got you at gunpoint
Fun fact: you can hold your breath for 2 minutes but when you breath it resets
Technically yes, as long as you're cool with the rest of your life lasting only a few minutes tops.
@DONT No I didn’t and I won’t
You can also live the entire rest of your life after getting shot in the heart
This evokes a very, very disturbed yet intrigued emotion in me
I'm pretty sure mines lust
I feel that same emotion and i dont know how to react to it
Same.... I think I like it
same i think it's turning me on....
arousal...
I feel like Vsauce has just accepted the fact that he’s a weird human being and he will be for the rest of time
He should be proud
That’s deep
Hes not a human. He is only vsauce
He's not weird. It's the curse of knowledge.
You can be that way when you’re an awesome person with an awesome personality
Michael can make watching a 30 minute educational feel like it's only 5 minutes long, and yet this was one of the longest 10 minutes of my life.
This video is a mood, but I'm not sure what kind of mood.
Malla an Aquarius mood
Acid. It's definitely acid
Right? I _feel_ it but don't know how to put it lol
BIG MOOD
Malla, it has some chaotic good energy.
7:42: Me going to sleep.
7:46: My sleep paralysis.
This comment is so underrated
Bruh😂
Lt. Jackass its epic
This is the best comment ever XD
(Under breath) oh god
Use Kids to commit your crimes
-Vsauce,2018
in my country you can use kids or be able to proof that you have been drunk.
Do you wanna play with my toys?
-Vsauce,2018
"I know when and how you will die"
-vesauce
michael feels like if every character in the big bang theory was one corporeal entity
Yeah
"You can live the rest of your life without breathing!"
Well...you're technically correct on that one.
Syndralix yep
99th like... my life is a mess
That's.... That's the joke
@@iletyoucallmestevesy r/wooosh
@@roon568 but he got the
joke
Or is the joke that you wooshed him?
"I know when, and how, you will die."
"But I'm not allowed to tell you :D"
The weird thing is that when I was scrolling the comments, that part came up shortly after I got to this comment.
@@StarTheTripleDevil SAME HERE
Literally as I read that the clip played o_O
OMG I READ THAT AS SOON AS HE SAID IT
Turns out michael is actually Kira
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such, could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per centimeter required to break bones.
Austin Thomas Films about to comment that, but I would never get any likes so thanks for saving my time
Sq centimetre *
Ray Grey
Found the brit
Noggen Fogger actually nope. A lot of other countries use British English.
Ray Grey
Ah ok lol
1:39 people before cereal and milk combination was invented:
This guy is just raw memeable energy
It's rare to get a personality this iconically perfect for the Internet environment
He's truly a man of his time
Raw memeable energy. Spoken like a true scientist.
Practice More memeology?
Job Interviewer: I see hear that you have a degree in *memeology*.
He should go on Hot Ones with Sean Evans
what ? hahaha
Looks like normal vsauce to me
@@maya_yaser You monster
799 likes .. I made it 800
When you get sent to the principles office.
Everyone:
0:10
underrated
900th like
HAHAHAHAHHAHGAAGSGSGSFSFXJKD
@The last living eevee eat your cereal
I can relate to that
*holds up a large caliber round* “I’ll be okay because I have a beard.”
He was human. Once. But now... He's changed. He's different. Out of control. Ascended. We must fear him, bow to him. He is the Overmind now. Obey his supreme knowledge.
I've always viewed this Michael as the embodiment of the internet, a strange hybrid of Google and Wikihow. A superior being capable of anything but lacking praise and friendship, thus always greeting strangers and giving info.
4:00
this video feels like one long fever dream
Nightmare...
I wouldn't want to have such kind of dreams
Or does it?
900th like
Plot twist: it is
Vsauce in context is still Vsauce out of context
It's Me :/ Vsauce is out of context, period
I've never heard truer words
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE AND WRONG AT THE SAME TIME
Naaaazzzzeeeeeeee
[DATA EXPUNGED], Subscribed because your content is fantastic!
Bananas are f a n t a s t i c
John Stewart *DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!*
PureDescendedSoul the word fantastic = Doctor Who reference.
tHis iS unForTunAte
u s e k i d s t o c o m m i t y o u r c r i m e s
John Stewart 9?
“Now it’s time for some soft, fluffy pancakes. OUUUWWWWAAAAHHHH!! It’S gOnE sTaLe!”
8:07
Dillon Grose Lmao Ouwah
Please help me
OWO It'S GoNe StAle
With Pink Guy's voice
No one like this or unlike
3:59 Imagine knowing your neighbor is a scientist and you see him doing this one day.
I couldn't even imagine 😂
I don't want your talking about but that's normal for me
Imagine not knowing he's a scientist
I did that last time it snowed lol
I died lol I would call the fucking police dawg
Bro's the reason why aliens haven't visited us 💀
Already bro's the alien that visited
Banana on floor: **exists**
Michael: *_THIS IS UNFORTUNATE_*
6:13 and on is the best! XD
Waaazaaaaap
@@MichaeltheRatMan I'm in my parent's basement *clip cuts off*
@@MichaeltheRatMan *I'm a ninja*
Honestly these clips are all hidden gems
Ikr? They are so hilarious! 😆
He's not wrong.
1:53 hey vsauce! Michael here, where are your fingers?....
*_USE KIDS TO COMMIT CRIMES_*
Obviously he demonstrated the efficiency of using children to commit crimes by hiring them to steal your fingers.
😂😂😂
How else would you commit crimes
Sounds like an advertisement
Use kid named finger to commit crimes!
3:56 5-year-old me introducing myself to a neighbor kid.
Lol
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
That's so me LMFAO
@@levantinedoomer2317 Fake
funny, laughed.
but what about 2:36 ;;
The way the scientist just calmly takes out the bottle of urine is hilarious 5:00
5:45 My dad when I was born.
Underated asf.
Lmao
That hit a bit close to home...
F
LMAO HAHAHAHAAH
"Use kids to commit your crimes"
That's the most out of context Michael can get without even trying
What was the context for this
@@thememer4071 he said that kids or have less waxy oils on their hands that'll make fingerprints on the surfaces they've touched disappear quicker than teens and adults, which leads him to say that
It’s also a good idea. A _very_ good idea. Excuse me, I have some business to attend to.
Using kids for my crimes worked for me. So it’s true
1:59
i am now convinced that this man is the most precious thing we have on this planet
I hope this video determines whether or not the aliens will kill us.
CheesecakeLasagna this is the only comment he didn't heart
There are multiple comments I haven't hearted
Silas Laspada I would like to express my disappointment
In that case I would like to express my sincerest condolences, and I hope you my gift of hearting your comments will somewhat alleviate your sorrow.
Silas Laspada it has, I thank you from the depths of my soul
Category: Education
Yes... Nooooooooooooooooooooo
But why?
Like a year ago, this was my introduction to Vsauce. THIS WAS MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF MICHAEL.
Best possible impression if you ask me xD
LMAOOOO
It was an accurate impression, obviously.
Same tho lol
This is my first impression and I'm concerned, but also loving it
Bold of you to assume he's ever in context
“Go outside and play with the neighbours kid”
The neighbours kid: 2:02
UNDERRATED COMMENT
@@areenhashemi6116 he copied from another comment however the time stamp is different
@@jonguidcondoriano4257
Oh wow
@@jonguidcondoriano4257 well different time stamps mean different things. the other comment, the neighbours kids are weirdos. here, the neighbours kids are bullies
@@jonguidcondoriano4257 wow it's almost as if people can have the same idea
*hits the blunt* You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing.
It took me a couple of seconds to get that one.
Don't woosh me, but you'd just fall unconscious, involuntarily breathing.
You aren't wrong, but you could also be not breathing because you're in a closed room without air, so it's still technically true
oh
And you can live *in* the water, and still breath, without using oxygen tanks or living inside of a chamber.
"Why don't you go play with the neighbourgh's kid?"
The neighbourgh's kid: 0:00 - 10:03
when David Attenborough is your neighbor that has a kid
You added a few extra letters to "neighbor" there lmao
You literally copied a comment good job
Neighbourgh lmao
You mean nayieyeebeouooirr
0:00 me as an alien identifying a human
0:03 me as an alien practicing language speaking
0:18 me as an alien communicating to the mothership about our internet connection and how quickly we can get into a call
0:48 me as an alien discovering the best life form of all time
0:50 me as an alien deciphering the Morse code from my space ship
0:54 me as an alien discovering more about the human flesh suit I am wearing
0:56 me as an alien creating a commercial to get my head inside of peoples’ homes to analyze the human race
1:02 me as an alien trying to understand physics on earth
1:14 me as an alien explaining to a human being what series I watch
1:16 me as an alien imitating human emotion
1:20 me as an alien practicing eye contact
1:22 me as an alien documenting my stretching routine to imitate human TH-camrs
1:29 me as an alien still confused with earth physics
1:33 me as an alien practicing alien reproduction
1:35 me as an alien studying neurology to the expense of my live human sample
1:39 me as an alien trying to comprehend the human diet
1:54 me as an alien interviewing a human
1:59 me as an alien solving all world problems
(As you may be able to tell all I did is give the true context of these clips and if you want to see more please reply to this comment to let me know, I really enjoyed it and I might get my friends into it)
Please add more.
Браво. Это очень хорошо)
Gold
Underrated
8:23
“This person tried to unlock your phone”
Underrated af
the originality of the comment is unreal
Nicro Veda fan, huh?
You gave me an ad
NBD Hydra same lol
7:47
Captain America first appears in _Avengers: Infinity War_ (2018, colorized)
Lmao that got me😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA COCK
Michael seems like a random space entity trapped in a human body for the rest of its life and has decided to make it as fun as possible.
honestly that's like the perfect description
Isn't that all of us anyway?
@@mariahristova2789exactly
You made the whole video better
So an American Time Lord?
“Hey Vsauce, Michael here, do you want my head delivered in a box!?” Caught me off guard.
4:00 my dog when I let him out of the house
wholesome
kind of specific
*Your dog starts having a Seizure?*
The clip after that
😂😂😂lmaoooo
Skeletons are scary.
And spooky.
But do you know what else is?
T e e n a g e r s
Not untrue
*Spooky Scary Skeletons*
Kin3tic - Someone contact John Mulaney.
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me, honestly they could care less as long as someone'll bleed
Vyrion Nauta I’m done lol
Too many shots of Michael leaving the bathroom
More like not enough shots of Micheal leaving the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom
And not washing his hands...
Memudkip9 at a party
@@peachiii2168 I half regret the beers
6:16 Literally any human being after i tell a joke.
Nothing beats him counting prime numbers for 3 hours straight.
3:52
When the spider escapes into my room.
@@kleptonova that also works
I laughed
I was scratching my ear and Michael just said "where are your fingers" My fingers just stopped
Vesauce knows all
4:45 me showing my mom a family drawing, but she doesn't say that it is the best drawing she has ever seen
6:18 Captain america in avengers infinity war
Too bad his beard didn't save the the other avengers
Crypton Visor OhnO
7:45
8:18
the clip: please help me
literally the next clip: *intense dancing*
Ellis Dixon the clip after that: *s m i l e*
Ellis 300th like, I am. Mmmmmmm!
@@po1sonr0ot Mmmmm. Fuel ketamine addiction, I must!
Elektrik wait what 😂
@@bzboy21 the clip after that: *muscles (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Vsauce is an Alien that thinks he is being normal.
Teacher: Ok kids, let's see how far can we count. Kevin.
Kevin: 1,2,3,4,5...
Teacher: K, that's fine. Stacey, continue please.
Stacey: 6,7,8,9,10...
Teacher: Good job! Michael?
Michael: 11... and a half.
Teacher: Michael, how many times do I have to tell you that after the 11 comes number 12?
Michael: Or does it?
Teacher: Michael, get out of the class.
Michael: But is my _out_ your _out_ ?
Teacher: MICHAEL.
Andy Langton top 10 questions science can't answer
This is perfect
Apparently he was actually like a mischievous class clown back in his school days.
Michael: Are we talking about natural numbers?
Real numbers?
Rational numbers?
Imaginary numbers?
...
What is a number? How were they created this way? Do we percieve numbers in the same way? Is my seven your eight?
You may think I've explained numbers, but no. Neanderthals...
My Little Cousin when I go to her house:
3:56
It sounds like a creepy thing if it comes from a 70 year old
Hey would you like to play with my toys?
lmao
I'll leave it at 777
edit: nvm
So relatable
if he ever claims insanity, his lawyer could use this compilation as proof
I would be honored
no amount of context can save this man
7:33
Me having my first human interaction after quarantine
the person below me laughed
Btw go brrrrrrrrr milk gang
LMFAO
LMMAOOO STOP IM CACKLINGGGGVHJVJD
When Covid restrictions get re-imposed because of a second wave: The next clip
7:49
Me having my first human interaction after quarantine
5:44 when you’re going downstairs to grab some food but your whole family is there
I CANT BREAHTE
@@CookieFACE417 ur pfp is a dog ill let it slide
Nice comment ANAL_NINJA
And your sister's friends
3:23 When the police ask where the drugs are
I'm dead
Truth
Diego Vasquez hahaha i actually laughed
true
" *How are you still alive???* "
"I'm ok, because I have a beard."
When a teacher asks you a question, calling you by your name 7:14
Lmao
Resident of Russia which video is this?
Funny af😂😂😂😂
That’s a good one
Nobody:
Captions: "I always felt more like a *dairy* "
4:27
Broke: Buying Belle Delphine's bath water
Woke: Buying VSauce Michael's bath water
I would much rather have vsause bath water
Christo I’ll buy it
Michael: "I'm not selling my ba-"
Christo: "Then why do I have it HERE?" (Holds up bathwater)
Michael: (Concerned look) "Where are your fingers?"
Christo: "I used kids to commit my crimes."
I’d buy that
J.B. Bullying Bathwater 😂
4:25 the vision of him lifting the camera up with his foot just makes my life better
the sound 💀💀
1:52 The question we have all been wondering
He’s become too powerful. It’s too late
1:23 why does he look like hes trying to finish the video cause he REALLy has to pee
Lol
He does
_Wow_
Blyat man or does he?
Official_LB 7 🤔
Blyat man *Vsauce music start*
7:04 "You can live the entire rest of your life, without breathing." My Personal favorite quote.
A very short rest of it
Miss. Information Actually if you have a consistent source of oxygen entering your blood you could live pretty long
I didn't think of that. Still, look at your fucking name.
It’s not that bad
I like this one: You only have 2 min left to live in... but every time you breathe, the timer resets.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen seriously.
it is hilarious
9:04
"I'm sorry, which is something we experience everyday if you have a justin beiber singing toothbrush
Wise words Michael
Lmao
th-cam.com/video/cSAp9sBzPbc/w-d-xo.html
I knew it was a rickroll but i was curious and got rick rolled
Yeah for sure lol
That’s...oddly pacific..
mum: go play with the neighbours kids
the neighbours kids: 3:56
Ellis lol
underrated comment right here
me thanks 😂
this is... innocent
And 4:55
"You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing"
well I mean he isn't wrong
Dan Nono, he’s got a point
Shut up no one can hold there breath that long
@@XXxFortniteDaBestxXX their*
XXx420FortniteDaBest69xXX it genuinly worked on me
7:04
6:14 the face he put after saying hes in his parents basement is priceless. he looks so embarrassed from that single sentence
Man really said 😐
But he’ll be okay because he has a beard
This vid gives me the feel of when it’s late at night and u start to dose off
Amazin Viking Makes u feel “dizzy” right? ;)