"I'm not gonna even tell you how I feel but I am just so embarrassed." Um... Jaclyn.... 😂😂😂 if I'd been previously unfamiliar with Jaclyn Hill that one right there would have shocked me. I will say she used the right word as that was indeed embarrassing 🤦 smh
Is there even any place where you could use them outside of a museum, archive or jewelery/art setting? We had those to touch old shit (as to not transfer sweat etc. to fragile paper) at the archive I worked at, and my art historian dad uses them too, but outside of that?
Regarding her dropping Koze and putting it under the Jaclyn Roxanne umbrella: Why couldn't she just do that from the beginning? Is it some sort of tax loophole to have every single thing under a different business? It just doesn't make any sense to me why she would go through this whole ordeal only to put the products under a different business that she already had
@@MikasRhetoric lol, completely. But it still seems like this was *more* work than it would’ve been if she’d just added a lifestyle section to something that already existed, 🥴
Having multiple LLCs makes it harder for litigation to be filed against the owner of the company. It allows them to protect their assets by spreading them and keeping them separate
@@katlewis2638 oh gotcha! Thank you for clarifying that. Seems like it would still be easier to just do business honestly, haha, but your explanation makes sense
i’ve been wearing/playing with makeup since i was a child and not once have i had fuzzies, glass or metal in any products and i can say confidently that if it ever happened i would get an immediate refund and not a pity party 💀
I wear a lot of sterling silver jewelry but almost all of my pieces were under $20-30, mostly bought from Etsy. Sterling silver will inevitably tarnish eventually, but all of mine have taken months to notice any difference, and I frequently wear them to shower and wash my hands. The fact that Jaclyn not only made the ridiculous claim that hers wouldn't tarnish, but that they tarnished THAT FAST, is wild lmao. It's not even expensive to make silver jewelry that takes a while to tarnish. (also, tip for anyone who wears silver and wants to get rid of tarnish - silver polishing/cleaning cloths work wonders and last for years)
I have a sterling silver ring from walmart that I've had for 10 years. Lol it was $40 and I still get compliments to this day on it so JH is tripping with her prices
I work for a large international jewellery brand and people say all the time that other companies will sell silver that doesn't tarnish and it's always hard to break the news to them that they're probably getting stainless steel jewellery because ALL SILVER NATURALLY TARNISHES but of course the quality still matters and it sounds like Jaclyns quality is not it...
my favorite jaclyn hill trivia is in those morphe palettes there's a shade called mugshot. so that when people look it up on google images, her actual mugshot will be buried. less fun fact - there was also a shade called agent orange 😬
@@MikasRhetoric to quote her own tweet: 'I was 22 years old (I think) and I got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign & then ended up “getting arrested” for an expired drivers license. I basically had to go to a bail bonds place 10 days later & take a picture & pay $200. But I still feel like a gangsta😂'
Idk if I'm the only one but I love to occasionally rewatch the iconic RawBeautyKristi lipstick review video where she busts out a microscope. That video is a rollercoaster
You’re not the only one! It makes me die every time. I still don’t understand why she recently brought it up again and tried to change the story once again! Girl we saw the evidence 😂😂
Really love the whole sunset eyeshadow look. On a serious note, Thankyou for presenting this in a way that someone (me!) who knew zero about her, can still understand anything. Plus, loved the demonstration of the pallet differences. Who knew?!
Jaclyn Hill keeps talking about wanting to be a business woman but all her business practices have been unethical or inadequate. She wants to be CEO and a creative producer but she doesn't want to put in the work. Like, I don't know anyone else that keeps screwing over their fans and still has their undying loyalty. At this point, I have lost all sympathy for Jaclyn Hill fans. They're asking to be scammed if they keep supporting her when she hasn't even earned back anyone's trust yet.
Thats whats interesting in her, that she REALLY loves the title of CEO and Business owner but what she excels at is the creative director area(for makeup). You can hate her but still admit that she does have an eye for colors thats so rare; that's one criticisms that no one ever have for her launches that all shades are ALWAYS complementary and works so well together and separated. The fact some people (e.g. Samantha Ravendale(?)) still searching for dubes of her lipsticks shades and use some even after the mess because they were THAT good of shades.
@@ashsomething1886I don’t think she has much of a creative eye actually. I think she got popular because she made decent make up tutorials in video format when that wasn’t heavily popularized yet. Before that women used magazine articles and word of mouth.
Mika “I didn’t want people to think I was recommending the readings because I was going to make money off of them” You mean like a university/college lecturer 🙃
Watching your videos while doing my homework for college makes me feel like we're study buddies and you're giving me tea in an academic way to keep things interesting and I love it.
I can’t believe how little views this has. You deserve so much more!! The research you go into in your videos, and the information you give us is top tier👏🏼 Love these kind of videos breaking it down with all the info about the scams and shady things influencers are doing so we know not to support that kind of behavior 🙌🏼
omg the only makeup guru i consistently watched was jackie aina! i remember watching the jacklyn hill pallets video after being interested in them and i was like “damn i won’t be buying her stuff then” 😭 glad i made the right choice
I was just getting into makeup and booty gurus at the time when vault collection came out. I remember thinking, "This would be a good investment, I could buy this, and I'd have all the colors, + everyone is praising her first morphe pallet, so this would obviously be the same great formula" then I had some unexpected expenses and ended up not buying it THANK GOD. But I can't imagine how many people got screwed over the same way
I have bought the cheapest of the cheap and very expensive lipsticks before. I've had little pinhole bubbles before but never mold, hairs, inclusions, what appeared to be waxes that weren't properly melted and mixed in, etc.
I get a dose of serotonin every time you say "Anywhoozles". Agreed about the gloves thing. Nitrile gloves are used in medical offices, crime scenes, and even food service, in order to avoid various forms of contamination (like finger prints). Her whole story was super sketchy at the time.
@Mika’s Rhetoric what I really liked about Sam was how she brought attention to shady affiliate codes etc. Before that, it was not common knowledge like it is now.
👏i’ve👏been👏waiting👏for👏this👏one👏 🔊turn it up🔊 excellent analysis as always Mika! the way you present your points is so refreshing and dives into this topic in a way i haven’t seen before. thank you for everything you do xoxo
I love how i tried to tanslate "le tréma" in english and my brain went "Umlaut".... aparrently it's called "dieresis" in english and has the same function as in french. The Umlaute in german just change the way a vowel is pronounced
Gang gang thanks for responding to my tweet about your aura sponsership! Excited to not get hacced. also looking forward to watching the rest of the vid
Thank you for putting this video together! I love Marlena, I am so happy she is able to speak her mind. Most people do not know this but it was Marlena that started getting Influencers paid for their endorsements. Marlena RAN so many others could walk! It would be very cool to do a throw back video about how the makeup TH-cam World started. Marlena played a huge part in the evolution of influencers. (Just a suggestion)
While moving I have found lipsticks behind cabinets that were over 30 years old and in better condition. I even have a vintage lipstick from the late 50s/early 60s that looks almost new. But I guess that one is because of preservatives that are illegal now.
So I’m a college professor here in Texas and one of my students used a clip from one of your videos for a presentation in Intro to Theatre and now I’m hooked lol
when you mentioned the cost of your glasses I had a whole moment because I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I also have a ridiculous astigmatism+ glasses prescription, and my glasses cost 600+ with the bulk of that being lenses because I have to get the funky compact material lenses for my ridiculous prescription. I don't know if yall got costco or if it'd be cheaper for you, but it's funny (sad) that in my experience, I can get my prescription done at costo with no insurance coverage for $160. But if I go anywhere that accepts my insurance, it's $500-600 after insurance??? It's also a bummer that the online glasses shops like Zenni can't/don't do extreme prescriptions like mine, last I checked. All this to say, I hate when I'm due for new glasses and I hate that they're so expensive. Also I hate that optical insurance is garbage.
also happy to learn about Jaclyn's most recent "oopsie" moments from you!! I hadn't seen anyone talking about her for some time and missed a whole lot of stuff it seems!
25:30 If Jaclyn truly gave a shit about her companies she wouldn’t have constant problems with every one of them. She doesn’t look up to CEOs, she looks up to all of the women she’s ever seen on QVC/HSN.
29:01 nitrile gloves. And damn straight! That is what I was thinking as a premed major & chemistry minor undergrad. And even though that was....eerrr, almost 2 decades I go, I'm pretty damn sure chemistry/biochem/latent prints and so on haven't changed THAT much, right? PS. I feel you on the O.Chem/org chem/orgo etc I had to take it twice until it finally hit me and made sense (and then advanced O. Chem etc 😭)...but damn, those were my focuses haha. Cheers to you....🥂
I really appreciate your dedication to approaching these internet topics with an academic and analytical lens. Also, as a chemist, I enjoyed your little side rant about contaminants. (I happened to love organic chemistry but then I might hate myself. Lol.)
There's Jenny Nicholson's Avatar theme park video, Lisa Fevral's Bratz, and then this in my top 3 favourite cozy long youtube videos that scratch my brain (in no order)
i loved this video!!! i was a die hard jaclyn fan back when i was 18-19 years old in 2014-2015. it was sad seeing who she really is but i’m glad i did! i still have friends who follow her and support her smh.
Literally same!! Same age too. she truly taught me how to do makeup. I haven’t watched her in over 4 years now and it’s so sad because she really did teach me how to do makeup. She just let the money get to her head
@@ashleymiles2350 she taught me too!! it yes she totally let the money go to her head. it’s sad because i remember her distinctly saying she wouldn’t take a sponsorship for a product she didn’t truly love and use herself and then realizing years later that she’s a money hungry snake!! lol
I LOVE a nice long video that goes in depth and is factual with well spoken opinions!!! Def following you 😊😊😊 also, I work in optometry and decent progressive lenses ALONE start at ATLEAST 360 dollars so yes, glasses are NOT cheap but well worth it to see properly! Love those frames on you! I also recommend a different blue filter on the lens called “prevencia” if Canada has that, it is AMAZING for the computer screen!! I look forward to more of your videos! ❤❤❤
Ive never followed any of the beauty guru stuff. But you best believe if Mika drops an hour plus video im gonna watch regardless because her research is top notch and that personally had me sucked in from day 1
I just found you 10 minutes ago and I literally love you already. Subscribed, liked, commenting. Jaclyn Hill is so confusing to me! I just want to tell her to her face, girl… stop lying!!! Also I love your eyeshadow look and you’re so beautiful ❤
On the topic of glasses I tell literally everyone about zenni optical (not sponsored lmao) and I think they have an option for lenses for astigmatisms and all that now, and their frames are wildly cheap if you ever need new glasses in the future! Last time I bought glasses the frames i got were on sale for $7 and i don't have an astigmatism but with basic prescription lenses they were only $30.
I just found you and am already hooked!!! Great content.. thank you! Btw- it’s wild that you’re not a big lip product person because your lips are perfect!! I would kill for them haha
Jaclyn has done a laundry list of horrible things but honestly the thing that burns me the most was her ripping Koze from Kayln basically on a whim and then dropping it as soon as Kalyn had already been forced to upend everything. Absolutely vile.
Jaclyn lies about the previous lies she’s told. Or she just ignores it because she wants to move on and forget it. She also lied about owning her brand, which is actually owned by Morphe. She still lies about that, even though the court documents prove she just licensed her name. Edit- don’t ever wear jewelry in the shower. Whether it’s cheap or expensive, jewelry doesn’t like to be worn in water.
Sodium hypochlorite and ammonia creates chlorine gas (a green cloud) which was used in WWI. Sulphur mustard is different but also used in WWI. My personal example of unique synergy is c0caine metabolism in the liver in the presence of ethan0l, the normal hydrolysis of the former uses ethan0l instead of a water molecule and creates cocaethylene completely de novo and it’s 50x more cardiotoxic.
whenever people talk about canadian accents or people "sounding really canadian," i kinda just don't hear it at all unless it's like full newfie. but maybe that's just an indication of how canadian i am. i have no concept of how anyone considers "sarry" to be the normal way of saying sorry.
If it makes you feel any better, I don't think anyone outside of North America can tell the difference between a general American accent and a Canadian accent. I'm not North American and the only time I can tell Canadian TH-camrs I watch are Canadian is actually when they say "saw-ree" instead of "saa-ree" 😂 the only way I can tell irl is because Canadians aren't as loud as Americans when they speak.
@@mortal-enemy sometimes i think i can tell because of some abstract personality trait that's shared by many canadians, but that's probably imaginary since i can't even define what it is and i've been wrong before 😆 some people just act really canadian, idk. haha irl it is true that many canadians say "sorry" more often though, bc we use it as a substitute for other random expressions like "excuse me" or "pardon" (we don't really apologize constantly lmao)
The fast way she speaks is a huge red flag for my interpersonal relationships. Like she's trying to say so much you can't even keep up. I get easily overestimated and when people talk like this when giving information or directions I cannot keep up. It's like a baby manipulative tactic IMO
I'm honestly shocked that Jaclyn has totally gotten away with lying about Jaclyn Cosmetics. She has literally said for YEARS that she is the only investor, she is the only owner, it's a family brand, an indie brand, etc. When in reality Jaclyn owns 0% and has put $0 into, and she is just the face of the brand. I heard the new owners of Morphe and all the morphe brands actually declined jaclyns contract payment amount😂 it would be karma if she got kicked off as the face of the brand 🤷♀️
The downfall of jaclyn hill hurts more after all the years she taught me how to do my makeup. I stopped following her after the code scandal. It’s been all downhill since then
Being from Illinois is so weird, I’m sure everyone in every state feels that sometimes but like OF COURSE we’d have a city called MINERAL?? Illinois is so weirdddd 😭
I just gotta say I'm happy for Rich Lux that he's doing as well as he is. Not a lot of tea channels stick around. I remember watching Rich Lux back in the day when he would be like "Check the comments gowrrrrrrl, miss piggy KNOWS" ifykyk
@@MikasRhetoric I’ll never understand how her and Jeffree star look like caricatures of actual movie villains and somehow are successful, mind baffling to watch someone who looks like cruella deville and the evil stepmother from Snow White mixed together pathologically lie about aliexpress earrings and know that they have die hard fans
Someone else probably already said this, but the two dots over a vowel is called an umlaut in English I think. That's the only thing I've heard it referred to as, but that might just be the German word for it.
In German the letter e doesn't have an umlaut version. We call the dots over the e trema. But since that letter is hardly used in Germany most of us would describe it as "umlaut e".
I’m sorry but my Shein jewelry I’ve had for a year is still shiny, still looks gold, and hasn’t turned my skin green. Like she’s a multi millionaire she can afford to make high quality jewelry made out of sterling silver or 14k gold, like she’s got no excuses to make the same shit you can get on Alliexpress or Shein. My second thing that boils my blood is I HATE the fact that she is STILL demonizing Jon! That shit she was saying about her username and how she wanted it to be Jaclyn Roxanne but JON was the one (and she said it in a very degrading and almost controlling way) who made her change it to Jaclyn Hill, aka she made it seem like he wanted to force her to put his last name on her stuff and have her “always have ties to him”. I hate that shit so much, every since Jon has passed away she has done nothing but belittle and shit on and blame him for his death (as well as that bullshit with Dustin, Nick, and Rich) that’s disgusting and she is just the most hideous which I have ever seen because of her slimy, gross, personality and if you still support this woman you better stop saying you support women, the lgbtq+ community, and you hate capitalism because that is all Jaclyn stands for.
Not me realizing how early I was by trying to read into the comments section and not finding many... I'm excited *edited cause that was not English lol
I was subscribed to Kalyn Nicholson for years and years, and I'm kind of tired of everyone bringing up the Koze thing like they care about her and it's an obvious score for their cause. I don't like Jaclyn either, but Kalyn chose to start and run a business for YEARS without trademarking it, and there are a lot of brands with versions of "cozy" in the name, Kalyn did not invent that. She didn't cover her own bases in spite of having the resources, and business is business. She was so busy "being a vibe" that she ignored she was a business. Sometimes life is harsh. It isn't another business's responsibility to teach them that, or make what they feel are worse decisions for themselves out of courtesy. We sometimes forget common sense when we build a case against someone unlikable. The same happened with Gabbie Hannah - don't like her either, but some of the things people got hung up on were just arguing for the sake of arguing.
Jaclyn: "I'm not going to make this about myself" *immediately makes this about herself*
YES
😂😂😂omg ..
uh huh 😂
she just can't help herself. narcissists do be like that.
"I'm not gonna even tell you how I feel but I am just so embarrassed."
Um... Jaclyn.... 😂😂😂 if I'd been previously unfamiliar with Jaclyn Hill that one right there would have shocked me. I will say she used the right word as that was indeed embarrassing 🤦 smh
Mika, you're really good at reminding me what I was pissed about a few years ago
Omg thank you for bringing up the fuzzy gloves. I’m a scientist for a living and was losing my mind at that back in the day 😂😭
Like if she was in the lab like she said she did she would know??
Like allegedly in minecraft my guy the only fuzz goin on in there was the mold ecosystem 🤢🫢
YES. I work in pharmaceuticals and we NEVER use natural fiber gloves, ever. That entire excuse was beyond idiotic.
Is there even any place where you could use them outside of a museum, archive or jewelery/art setting? We had those to touch old shit (as to not transfer sweat etc. to fragile paper) at the archive I worked at, and my art historian dad uses them too, but outside of that?
I know I'm not the only one who repeated back "HYPOTHETICALLY ALLEGEDLY IN MINECRAFT" like I was in Dora the Explorer
We are a team here 🫡
I say it all the time in real life now.
And as I read “Dora the Explorer,” I heard the theme song clip of in my head. Brain rot is real.
Regarding her dropping Koze and putting it under the Jaclyn Roxanne umbrella: Why couldn't she just do that from the beginning? Is it some sort of tax loophole to have every single thing under a different business? It just doesn't make any sense to me why she would go through this whole ordeal only to put the products under a different business that she already had
It shows how little she looks into anything
@@MikasRhetoric lol, completely. But it still seems like this was *more* work than it would’ve been if she’d just added a lifestyle section to something that already existed, 🥴
Having multiple LLCs makes it harder for litigation to be filed against the owner of the company. It allows them to protect their assets by spreading them and keeping them separate
For example, if someone sued Koze they wouldn’t be able to garnish assets from Jaclyn Cosmetics and vice versa
@@katlewis2638 oh gotcha! Thank you for clarifying that. Seems like it would still be easier to just do business honestly, haha, but your explanation makes sense
i’ve been wearing/playing with makeup since i was a child and not once have i had fuzzies, glass or metal in any products and i can say confidently that if it ever happened i would get an immediate refund and not a pity party 💀
I wear a lot of sterling silver jewelry but almost all of my pieces were under $20-30, mostly bought from Etsy. Sterling silver will inevitably tarnish eventually, but all of mine have taken months to notice any difference, and I frequently wear them to shower and wash my hands.
The fact that Jaclyn not only made the ridiculous claim that hers wouldn't tarnish, but that they tarnished THAT FAST, is wild lmao. It's not even expensive to make silver jewelry that takes a while to tarnish.
(also, tip for anyone who wears silver and wants to get rid of tarnish - silver polishing/cleaning cloths work wonders and last for years)
I have silver rings from Etsy I love them
I have a sterling silver ring from walmart that I've had for 10 years. Lol it was $40 and I still get compliments to this day on it so JH is tripping with her prices
I work for a large international jewellery brand and people say all the time that other companies will sell silver that doesn't tarnish and it's always hard to break the news to them that they're probably getting stainless steel jewellery because ALL SILVER NATURALLY TARNISHES but of course the quality still matters and it sounds like Jaclyns quality is not it...
You can buff/shine the tarnish off with a cardboard loo roll, my parents deal antique jewellery
my favorite jaclyn hill trivia is in those morphe palettes there's a shade called mugshot. so that when people look it up on google images, her actual mugshot will be buried. less fun fact - there was also a shade called agent orange 😬
I can believe that. It's something politicians do, too. Her scheme failed, though. The actual mugshot is at the top of the search!
What was the mugshot for????
@@MikasRhetoric to quote her own tweet: 'I was 22 years old (I think) and I got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign & then ended up “getting arrested” for an expired drivers license. I basically had to go to a bail bonds place 10 days later & take a picture & pay $200. But I still feel like a gangsta😂'
I love that “hypothetical alleged in Minecraft” is now a group activity
Yes it’s because I know y’all too well sometimes
Idk if I'm the only one but I love to occasionally rewatch the iconic RawBeautyKristi lipstick review video where she busts out a microscope. That video is a rollercoaster
You’re not the only one! It makes me die every time. I still don’t understand why she recently brought it up again and tried to change the story once again! Girl we saw the evidence 😂😂
I do that too😅
Kristi was ICONIC for that lol
Really love the whole sunset eyeshadow look. On a serious note, Thankyou for presenting this in a way that someone (me!) who knew zero about her, can still understand anything. Plus, loved the demonstration of the pallet differences. Who knew?!
Thank you! I don’t think it’s something everyone though about because not everyone was into makeup yet
Jaclyn Hill keeps talking about wanting to be a business woman but all her business practices have been unethical or inadequate. She wants to be CEO and a creative producer but she doesn't want to put in the work. Like, I don't know anyone else that keeps screwing over their fans and still has their undying loyalty.
At this point, I have lost all sympathy for Jaclyn Hill fans. They're asking to be scammed if they keep supporting her when she hasn't even earned back anyone's trust yet.
Thats whats interesting in her, that she REALLY loves the title of CEO and Business owner but what she excels at is the creative director area(for makeup). You can hate her but still admit that she does have an eye for colors thats so rare; that's one criticisms that no one ever have for her launches that all shades are ALWAYS complementary and works so well together and separated. The fact some people (e.g. Samantha Ravendale(?)) still searching for dubes of her lipsticks shades and use some even after the mess because they were THAT good of shades.
@@ashsomething1886I don’t think she has much of a creative eye actually. I think she got popular because she made decent make up tutorials in video format when that wasn’t heavily popularized yet. Before that women used magazine articles and word of mouth.
Your glasses and your makeup match each other so well! I love the look!😊💜
Thank you so much
Seconded. Love it SM.
Mika “I didn’t want people to think I was recommending the readings because I was going to make money off of them”
You mean like a university/college lecturer 🙃
Don’t even get me started on that omg
Her little speeches about her shower thoughts are like a bad regional theatre auditions.
Watching your videos while doing my homework for college makes me feel like we're study buddies and you're giving me tea in an academic way to keep things interesting and I love it.
The Scamayla Lieguiera "SHALLOT THILLBUHY" pronunciation 😂
I can’t believe how little views this has. You deserve so much more!! The research you go into in your videos, and the information you give us is top tier👏🏼 Love these kind of videos breaking it down with all the info about the scams and shady things influencers are doing so we know not to support that kind of behavior 🙌🏼
Thanks so much that is so kind to say!!!!
omg the only makeup guru i consistently watched was jackie aina! i remember watching the jacklyn hill pallets video after being interested in them and i was like “damn i won’t be buying her stuff then” 😭 glad i made the right choice
I was just getting into makeup and booty gurus at the time when vault collection came out. I remember thinking, "This would be a good investment, I could buy this, and I'd have all the colors, + everyone is praising her first morphe pallet, so this would obviously be the same great formula" then I had some unexpected expenses and ended up not buying it THANK GOD. But I can't imagine how many people got screwed over the same way
I have bought the cheapest of the cheap and very expensive lipsticks before. I've had little pinhole bubbles before but never mold, hairs, inclusions, what appeared to be waxes that weren't properly melted and mixed in, etc.
Do I know who Jaclyn Hill is? Nope. But I'm here to learn. 🍿🥤
Videos on her keep popping up in my feed but this is the first one I’ve actually wanted to click😅
I’m ready🍿
I hope it was worth it y’all
Same. And I’m loving it.
I love how your charisma blends with your academic approach! The shimmery lipstick also looks stunning on you!
Thank you!!!
I get a dose of serotonin every time you say "Anywhoozles".
Agreed about the gloves thing. Nitrile gloves are used in medical offices, crime scenes, and even food service, in order to avoid various forms of contamination (like finger prints). Her whole story was super sketchy at the time.
Eternally grateful for Nick diRamio allowing me to find your channel ❤
My first introduction to JH was through Here for the Tea. She did not hold back. I really miss Sam and her videos.
What an interesting way to be introduced I wish I was online in that era
@Mika’s Rhetoric what I really liked about Sam was how she brought attention to shady affiliate codes etc. Before that, it was not common knowledge like it is now.
👏i’ve👏been👏waiting👏for👏this👏one👏 🔊turn it up🔊
excellent analysis as always Mika! the way you present your points is so refreshing and dives into this topic in a way i haven’t seen before. thank you for everything you do xoxo
Thank you so much!! I put a lot of work into this one
mika!! your ysl lippie’s little ysl ring bit on the lippie comes off! as a ring! 30:47
Yes I’ve heard about that
I love how i tried to tanslate "le tréma" in english and my brain went "Umlaut".... aparrently it's called "dieresis" in english and has the same function as in french. The Umlaute in german just change the way a vowel is pronounced
Ps. I LOVE YOU IN GLASSES. I’m genuinely glad I’m a glasses wearer, I treat them as accessories.
mika the makeup today im obsessed
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I found your channel through Nick DiRamio and I'm fully obsessed now
Amazing!!!
What a fantastic video to listen to during the start of my work day. Thanks Mika! You are always coming in with the good shit.
Have a great work day
Thank god for the puppy cleansers!
🥰🥰🐶🐾
The squishgang………..academics 👩🏾🎓😂💖
WE ARE 🫡🫡🫡🫡
omg... they're the ones who peer review mika's work...
Gang gang thanks for responding to my tweet about your aura sponsership! Excited to not get hacced. also looking forward to watching the rest of the vid
Thank you for coming back!!
Thank you for putting this video together! I love Marlena, I am so happy she is able to speak her mind. Most people do not know this but it was Marlena that started getting Influencers paid for their endorsements. Marlena RAN so many others could walk! It would be very cool to do a throw back video about how the makeup TH-cam World started. Marlena played a huge part in the evolution of influencers. (Just a suggestion)
Can’t not mention that Mika took her slay pills this morning 💅🏻 ATE
I LOVE THIS COMMENT
For years I’ve disliked Jaclyn. I’m so glad people are speaking out about her.
While moving I have found lipsticks behind cabinets that were over 30 years old and in better condition. I even have a vintage lipstick from the late 50s/early 60s that looks almost new. But I guess that one is because of preservatives that are illegal now.
i was just rewatching some of your older uploads earlier today so i’m very excited for this. looking forward to your takes mika!!❤
dude the snort I let out when you said CHAAAAAHLOTTE TILBURY outta nowhere was the kind of thing I'm glad happened in private
Awesome video as always bestie! Your sound at 1:14:09 is so cute LOL
So I’m a college professor here in Texas and one of my students used a clip from one of your videos for a presentation in Intro to Theatre and now I’m hooked lol
Wait really?????
@@MikasRhetoric Yup! He cited The Rhetoric of Family Channels in a presentation about child actors!
omg I love HAIM too (Hypothetical Alleged In Minecraft)
I love the acronym
Me and Anchovy are here again! its brushies time and shes soooo mad at me but hopefully your excellent video will help her chill out
Your makeup here is so flattering! It is such a good look on you 😊
when you mentioned the cost of your glasses I had a whole moment because I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I also have a ridiculous astigmatism+ glasses prescription, and my glasses cost 600+ with the bulk of that being lenses because I have to get the funky compact material lenses for my ridiculous prescription. I don't know if yall got costco or if it'd be cheaper for you, but it's funny (sad) that in my experience, I can get my prescription done at costo with no insurance coverage for $160. But if I go anywhere that accepts my insurance, it's $500-600 after insurance??? It's also a bummer that the online glasses shops like Zenni can't/don't do extreme prescriptions like mine, last I checked.
All this to say, I hate when I'm due for new glasses and I hate that they're so expensive. Also I hate that optical insurance is garbage.
also happy to learn about Jaclyn's most recent "oopsie" moments from you!! I hadn't seen anyone talking about her for some time and missed a whole lot of stuff it seems!
25:30 If Jaclyn truly gave a shit about her companies she wouldn’t have constant problems with every one of them. She doesn’t look up to CEOs, she looks up to all of the women she’s ever seen on QVC/HSN.
29:01 nitrile gloves. And damn straight! That is what I was thinking as a premed major & chemistry minor undergrad. And even though that was....eerrr, almost 2 decades I go, I'm pretty damn sure chemistry/biochem/latent prints and so on haven't changed THAT much, right?
PS. I feel you on the O.Chem/org chem/orgo etc I had to take it twice until it finally hit me and made sense (and then advanced O. Chem etc 😭)...but damn, those were my focuses haha. Cheers to you....🥂
I really appreciate your dedication to approaching these internet topics with an academic and analytical lens. Also, as a chemist, I enjoyed your little side rant about contaminants. (I happened to love organic chemistry but then I might hate myself. Lol.)
I know this video is long, but it flew by! All this drama was weirdly nostalgic for me
There's Jenny Nicholson's Avatar theme park video, Lisa Fevral's Bratz, and then this in my top 3 favourite cozy long youtube videos that scratch my brain (in no order)
I recommend Jordan theresa's wagatha christie video
i loved this video!!! i was a die hard jaclyn fan back when i was 18-19 years old in 2014-2015. it was sad seeing who she really is but i’m glad i did! i still have friends who follow her and support her smh.
Literally same!! Same age too. she truly taught me how to do makeup. I haven’t watched her in over 4 years now and it’s so sad because she really did teach me how to do makeup. She just let the money get to her head
@@ashleymiles2350 she taught me too!! it yes she totally let the money go to her head. it’s sad because i remember her distinctly saying she wouldn’t take a sponsorship for a product she didn’t truly love and use herself and then realizing years later that she’s a money hungry snake!! lol
The parallels to Jaclyn & Mikayla is actually wild… she is following her exact footsteps. Mikayla has equally ruined her brand & overall influence
she talks faster and faster the more in trouble she is.
Unrelated to the main topic of this video, but I love your TikTok outros. 😭😭❤
Umlaut! I believe that is the accent punctuation you were referring to
Yes my friend told me irl Lmfao
Excellent video! This is the first video I’ve watched from your channel. New subscriber here 😊
That makes me so happy to hear!!!!
I listen to you since many years and I wasn't following I'm so sorry for that and OMG HEARING YOU SAY tréma made my Québec heart melt 😅❤❤❤
im literally so sorry if someone else has already provided thsi info but the "those two dots" thing that you said in french - do you mean an umlaut?
It’s an umlaut in German, in French it’s called a trema. 👍
Haha as a fellow Canadian the Canadian in me comes out as well. We always apologize and are we famous for using the term eh 😂😂😂😂 video well done
the fact that they are fighting over the name "koze" sents me all the time bc koze means goats in my native language 💀💀💀💀
Oh man I am ready for this 🍿 🍿
Hope you like it
I LOVE a nice long video that goes in depth and is factual with well spoken opinions!!! Def following you 😊😊😊 also, I work in optometry and decent progressive lenses ALONE start at ATLEAST 360 dollars so yes, glasses are NOT cheap but well worth it to see properly!
Love those frames on you! I also recommend a different blue filter on the lens called “prevencia” if Canada has that, it is AMAZING for the computer screen!! I look forward to more of your videos! ❤❤❤
Yes the blue lenses were available but I could not afford to add a single feature
What a great video, Mika! Thank you for your hard work❤
Thank you for watching!!
the mise en scène of jaclyn’s video with the crazy as candle is giving survivor/literal hell.
“…theoretically, in Minecraft…” gets me every time
Ive never followed any of the beauty guru stuff. But you best believe if Mika drops an hour plus video im gonna watch regardless because her research is top notch and that personally had me sucked in from day 1
I just found you 10 minutes ago and I literally love you already. Subscribed, liked, commenting. Jaclyn Hill is so confusing to me! I just want to tell her to her face, girl… stop lying!!! Also I love your eyeshadow look and you’re so beautiful ❤
THANK YOU
On the topic of glasses I tell literally everyone about zenni optical (not sponsored lmao) and I think they have an option for lenses for astigmatisms and all that now, and their frames are wildly cheap if you ever need new glasses in the future! Last time I bought glasses the frames i got were on sale for $7 and i don't have an astigmatism but with basic prescription lenses they were only $30.
Every place I’ve checked even with $10 frames had my lenses at $200+ but I will check it out maybe they will be different!
Yes! I have astigmatism in both eyes, each eye is a different prescription.... and I paid $40 for my last pair of glasses from Zenni!
I just found you and am already hooked!!! Great content.. thank you!
Btw- it’s wild that you’re not a big lip product person because your lips are perfect!! I would kill for them haha
1:12 the “what you’re getting is a $15 palette” girl I have spent less than $15 on a palette and it worked better than that trash 😂
Only booty guru I cared about was Jenna Marbles
Jaclyn has done a laundry list of horrible things but honestly the thing that burns me the most was her ripping Koze from Kayln basically on a whim and then dropping it as soon as Kalyn had already been forced to upend everything. Absolutely vile.
JH was home schooled? Suddenly it all makes sense.....
That’s what I said 😂
Jaclyn lies about the previous lies she’s told. Or she just ignores it because she wants to move on and forget it.
She also lied about owning her brand, which is actually owned by Morphe. She still lies about that, even though the court documents prove she just licensed her name.
Edit- don’t ever wear jewelry in the shower. Whether it’s cheap or expensive, jewelry doesn’t like to be worn in water.
Yes and I also agree about the jewelry part
This was very well done! Subscribed!
Sodium hypochlorite and ammonia creates chlorine gas (a green cloud) which was used in WWI. Sulphur mustard is different but also used in WWI.
My personal example of unique synergy is c0caine metabolism in the liver in the presence of ethan0l, the normal hydrolysis of the former uses ethan0l instead of a water molecule and creates cocaethylene completely de novo and it’s 50x more cardiotoxic.
Off topic but I can’t believe you personally made Galen Weston step down as CEO! We stan a queen who takes down billionaires!🫡😭🤪
Honestly that’s the dream
Just found your channel. Very good! New sub here!
whenever people talk about canadian accents or people "sounding really canadian," i kinda just don't hear it at all unless it's like full newfie. but maybe that's just an indication of how canadian i am. i have no concept of how anyone considers "sarry" to be the normal way of saying sorry.
If it makes you feel any better, I don't think anyone outside of North America can tell the difference between a general American accent and a Canadian accent. I'm not North American and the only time I can tell Canadian TH-camrs I watch are Canadian is actually when they say "saw-ree" instead of "saa-ree" 😂 the only way I can tell irl is because Canadians aren't as loud as Americans when they speak.
@@mortal-enemy sometimes i think i can tell because of some abstract personality trait that's shared by many canadians, but that's probably imaginary since i can't even define what it is and i've been wrong before 😆 some people just act really canadian, idk. haha irl it is true that many canadians say "sorry" more often though, bc we use it as a substitute for other random expressions like "excuse me" or "pardon" (we don't really apologize constantly lmao)
The fast way she speaks is a huge red flag for my interpersonal relationships. Like she's trying to say so much you can't even keep up. I get easily overestimated and when people talk like this when giving information or directions I cannot keep up. It's like a baby manipulative tactic IMO
when you said accent tréma i realized i dont know what it's called in english either 😭😭
I'm not much of a lipstick person either, it always looks bad on me 😭
It’s weird because I just don’t like how big it makes my mouth look
@@MikasRhetoricno girl yours always looks great!!
Thanks for the deep dive. Love the eye look.
"I've got this friend there's allergic to karma."
Me: 😳
I'm honestly shocked that Jaclyn has totally gotten away with lying about Jaclyn Cosmetics. She has literally said for YEARS that she is the only investor, she is the only owner, it's a family brand, an indie brand, etc. When in reality Jaclyn owns 0% and has put $0 into, and she is just the face of the brand. I heard the new owners of Morphe and all the morphe brands actually declined jaclyns contract payment amount😂 it would be karma if she got kicked off as the face of the brand 🤷♀️
The downfall of jaclyn hill hurts more after all the years she taught me how to do my makeup. I stopped following her after the code scandal. It’s been all downhill since then
Being from Illinois is so weird, I’m sure everyone in every state feels that sometimes but like OF COURSE we’d have a city called MINERAL?? Illinois is so weirdddd 😭
Lmfao Jaclyns newest shade for Jaclyn Cosmetics is: Jaclyn Pubes🤪🤣🤣
I just gotta say I'm happy for Rich Lux that he's doing as well as he is. Not a lot of tea channels stick around. I remember watching Rich Lux back in the day when he would be like "Check the comments gowrrrrrrl, miss piggy KNOWS" ifykyk
48:39 looks like an actual Disney villain
I ALSO SAID THAT
@@MikasRhetoric I’ll never understand how her and Jeffree star look like caricatures of actual movie villains and somehow are successful, mind baffling to watch someone who looks like cruella deville and the evil stepmother from Snow White mixed together pathologically lie about aliexpress earrings and know that they have die hard fans
Someone else probably already said this, but the two dots over a vowel is called an umlaut in English I think. That's the only thing I've heard it referred to as, but that might just be the German word for it.
We looked it up it’s German and English
51:48 I think of that "ë" as umlaut (yes, in German, that's how my dad taught me...he got his PhD in Germany).
In German the letter e doesn't have an umlaut version. We call the dots over the e trema. But since that letter is hardly used in Germany most of us would describe it as "umlaut e".
@@Avellania thanks so much for that information! I always love learning something new. 🙃
I’m sorry but my Shein jewelry I’ve had for a year is still shiny, still looks gold, and hasn’t turned my skin green. Like she’s a multi millionaire she can afford to make high quality jewelry made out of sterling silver or 14k gold, like she’s got no excuses to make the same shit you can get on Alliexpress or Shein.
My second thing that boils my blood is I HATE the fact that she is STILL demonizing Jon! That shit she was saying about her username and how she wanted it to be Jaclyn Roxanne but JON was the one (and she said it in a very degrading and almost controlling way) who made her change it to Jaclyn Hill, aka she made it seem like he wanted to force her to put his last name on her stuff and have her “always have ties to him”. I hate that shit so much, every since Jon has passed away she has done nothing but belittle and shit on and blame him for his death (as well as that bullshit with Dustin, Nick, and Rich) that’s disgusting and she is just the most hideous which I have ever seen because of her slimy, gross, personality and if you still support this woman you better stop saying you support women, the lgbtq+ community, and you hate capitalism because that is all Jaclyn stands for.
You really pull those glasses off.
Thank you!!
Not me realizing how early I was by trying to read into the comments section and not finding many... I'm excited
*edited cause that was not English lol
Amazing
Me reading this as the last comment realizing I've reached the bottom as well lmao
I was subscribed to Kalyn Nicholson for years and years, and I'm kind of tired of everyone bringing up the Koze thing like they care about her and it's an obvious score for their cause. I don't like Jaclyn either, but Kalyn chose to start and run a business for YEARS without trademarking it, and there are a lot of brands with versions of "cozy" in the name, Kalyn did not invent that. She didn't cover her own bases in spite of having the resources, and business is business. She was so busy "being a vibe" that she ignored she was a business. Sometimes life is harsh. It isn't another business's responsibility to teach them that, or make what they feel are worse decisions for themselves out of courtesy. We sometimes forget common sense when we build a case against someone unlikable. The same happened with Gabbie Hannah - don't like her either, but some of the things people got hung up on were just arguing for the sake of arguing.
where did you get your glasses? i love them!
I got them from a place called Greiche and Scaff but theyre also available on the persol website and they're called PO2490V on there
I'm gonna count watching this video as studying for my AP Lang exam on Tuesday.