None of you women know what depression is. I fucking DARE YOU to try and live as a man; If you woke up tommorrow and god told you "You're a man now; You live life like this" you would fucking kill yourself. This is why i laugh at women suffering and failing because you all treat us the same and have no awareness whatsoever what its like to be on the other side.
For real tho, teach your sons how to fight and make this really clear: "if you have to defend yourself and fight, i will defend you from your teachers or anyone who tries to tell you "it's wrong to fight your bullies" BUT if you are the one bullying other kids, i will punish you like you have no idea" Kids need to be prepared and stand for themselves but know that there is consequences if they bully others with the skills they possess.
That happened to me my mom came to the school to talk to 1 teacher and 3 more came n talked to her about me even a substitute teacher said something not s good day
Hes so funny! He loves his kids! I love his voices! All kids are great! He gets a kick out of his son! His son get a kick of him too! He describes masculine and feminine! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
“i dont even know why they want you too come” if thats not my nephew he never knows why the teacher wants a meeting 😂😂
As a father to a son and a daughter, this is the truest thing ever😂. I don’t know how many time I asked “how you get a hole there?!”😂😂😂
This brother is not lying about the report cards 🤣🤣…my sis A student..me mission impossible..hide em, forge em..I even turn 4 F into A’s 😂😂😂😂😂
Not the mop room! “206 that’s me!” 😂
This is my first time seeing, hearing Gerald Kelly's jokes. He is funny and easily relatable. Also..just have to acknowledge how amazing his eyes are.
I'm a teacher, and all if this is soooooo true!😂😂😂😂😂
Same here😂😂😂
Hot ass teacher...I bet you got a lot of stuttering dads standing next to you
Wish you was my teacher lol
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So many levels of funny "sometimes they be moving the class" 😁😁😁
One of my favorite stand ups. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Living with depression... This helps the most ! I love you for this ! Thank you so much for doing what you do Gerald Kelly ! 💙👑🙌✨💯🙌
Put the full armor of God on it helps me. Blessed.
Awww God bless you im just seeing this 🙏 🙌 im want to check on you please contact me on Instagram or Facebook In my DM
Praying for you. I struggle too… but GOD! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 trust in him. He will get you through. Blessings. 🙏🏾
Sending you prayers! Pray against the spirit of depression it is not of the Lord!!!!
None of you women know what depression is. I fucking DARE YOU to try and live as a man; If you woke up tommorrow and god told you "You're a man now; You live life like this" you would fucking kill yourself. This is why i laugh at women suffering and failing because you all treat us the same and have no awareness whatsoever what its like to be on the other side.
His son is a stand-up too. Great family
OMG this brotha is the truth, i have a son and a daughter, he is not lying
Oh Em Gee that shit is FUNNY!!!
"They ain't give them out yet" That was my favorite line when I was in school 😅
Hilllllarious! Passed his gift to his son too👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥☄️☄️☄️☄️
This dude is funny AF!
FIRST... I heard this dude on pandara cracked me up laphin g at work I jus had to look him up...
That's where I first heard him too. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile!
Andrijana Dodenc just heard of him today funny dude in almost got send home for laughing so much
RIGHT!!!!!
Same just now
I just did the exact samething 😭😭😭
This is one of my favorite skits to this day! I have 3 boys and all during the school year I think about this skit!❤😂😂😂
He said the janitor wanted him to meet in the mop room - Gerald Kelly has always been top-notch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh his eyessssssssss
It is rare
his son is funny af to
I always hated the teacher moving the class. Lololol
Ohhhh my Goodness. This joke hit even harder today when he was on bad boys of comedy!🤌🏾 🤣🤣🤣
All month me n my bae been hollerin "ITS JUNE MFA!!!!"
I have a son and daughter this is so true lol
I will admit, I've lied about report cards.
I listen to Pandora comedy and I always look forward to GK. He’s so funny.
Literally listening to it now lol
Me & my older sister exact same story💪🏽
For real tho, teach your sons how to fight and make this really clear: "if you have to defend yourself and fight, i will defend you from your teachers or anyone who tries to tell you "it's wrong to fight your bullies" BUT if you are the one bullying other kids, i will punish you like you have no idea"
Kids need to be prepared and stand for themselves but know that there is consequences if they bully others with the skills they possess.
The impressions 😂
I haven't seen someone this funny in a loooooooong time
He's hilarious!!!!
Just heard him on my pandora station while listening too bill burr glad he came on 😂
That happened to me my mom came to the school to talk to 1 teacher and 3 more came n talked to her about me even a substitute teacher said something not s good day
❤ Gerald Kelly
Gerald kelly good friend of mine cool brother love his comedy as well
hilarious! wish i could see the whole standup
Underrated for years
Hes so funny! He loves his kids! I love his voices! All kids are great! He gets a kick out of his son! His son get a kick of him too! He describes masculine and feminine! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Yo I’m cracking up 😂
Do you think it's odd that girls do so well and boys are struggling just to pass?
"It's June" 😂
1:22 Fr tho💯🤣
I'm hollerin 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
back in school they low 🔑 be moving classes.... hahah
Consistently funny.
Chilly in his chest 😂😂😂
This my best year ever idk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was me yo
I was chilly in my chest😂
Real talk
The janitor!!!
Come to Chicago
😂😂😂😂 yoooooo
wish i had eyes like that
Why its creepy
Pandora got me here. Nigga need more work and team up with earthquake on tour Nigga I'll be at every got damn show!
Ion even know
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Funny 😂
Damn that was funny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fucking Hilarious!!!
That nigga said it was chili in my chest
Can someone please tell me the name of this show?? This dude funny af😂😂😂
Lmmfaooooooooooo..yes I raised 4 boyz all too tru
He is the man
Anyone else from AGT
what was the name of this whole spcial ? was it his only ?
A Catholic Priest at the school that I attended told my father that I was the King Asshole.
GK really gotta get some new material, he used this shit on def comedy jam and America’s got talent last week.
Certified 🤣🤣🤣
😆 lol👌😂
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He remind me of a Frenchie with green eyes
This dude looks like huell
No lies detected.
My dad favored my sister and me
His eyes are creepy
I am Joshua school he should have got your eyes
This blind guy's funny
paplic
He's funny but it's very hard for me to understand what he is saying
dafuq is up with his eyes?
He has pale green eyes lol
that's the color of his eyes my g
Funny but those eyes creep me out