22:20 This is like a more realistic but no less violent visual representation of the violent and malicious sh*t that popped into my head when I was in late elementary school... 🙄
It was for Gremlins 2. Lee played a small role as an evil doctor, and when he came over for filming, he went up to director Joe Dante and apologized for being in Howling 2.
Sir Christopher Lee was the best part of Star Wars Episode 2. He really shows his acting skills and his facial expressions are spot on. Heck, he even recoil slightly when the creatures approach Obi-Wan; who he tried to convert to tbe Dark Side
Sir Christopher Lee was and still is my favorite actor. His voice and sheer presence demands your attention. I wish I could’ve met him even once and heard his stories of his life.
It's always funny when you think how to kill monsters in movie and go "yeah.. most things, like humans, die from those". Bullets=dead Steaks to heart=dead Kill the brain=dead Fire=dead It's just funny.
It’s more so that they’re able to survive most injuries that normal people can’t, and only REALLY grievous injuries would actually matter. Like in JoJo, a vampire can survive being blown to shreds or being reduced to a disembodied head as long as their brain remains relatively intact.
To be fair to the mixing and matching of lore, Silver is used in a lot of them because it was considered a holy metal due to its rarity. It's also why Vampires didn't have reflections, as old school mirrors were backed with Silver. The Garlic here too since Garlic has medicinal properties, as well as being used by Doctors to ward of the plague during the Middle Ages.
Yeah, nowadays silver is considered by many to be effective against undead in general (including vampires and werewolves), especially in RPG communities.
That may be true, but it's really a bit dumb, seeing as how popular folklore definitely says that garlic and stakes are quite exclusive to vampires. And mirrors are actually still a a layer of glass coated or sprayed with silver, and sometimes aluminium.
There's literally never a reason to use garlic for vampires when there is literally a plant called wolfsbane. That one (and mistletoe, if I'm remembering right) ARE traditionally used against werewolves. But garlic has no place in werewolf lore lol Holy weapons make more sense, and silver as well. To be fair, in this setting werewolves could easily be the same thing as vampires. I assume they didn't actually SAY that though, or Jontron wouldn't have made as big a deal of it.
27:04 Actually, I think I heard somewhere that Sybil Danning was mortified when she found out they replayed that scene throughout the credits. I don’t know what the point of it was. If they thought people would only come to see the movie to see Sybil Danning naked they should have added more scenes throughout the movie instead of constantly repeating it with the beat of the music at the end. Maybe the Director thought it was artistic?
The werewolf "dark country" would historically be France where the witch trials in the 16th century also included werwolves, called loup-garou. But I guess filming in rural France would be more expensive and also less sexy and exotic than filming in Czechoslovakia and pretending it's Romania. Also, the actor playing Vlad is Judd Omen. Best name ever? It's up there with Powers Boothe, I'll tell you that. He's been in the original "Red Dawn", "Dune" and "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure".
Definitely one of the weirdest name for a movie: Your sister is a werewolf? How about: Your sister is the planet mars or your sister is an air conditioner?
8:12 The whole time, until I first saw this reaction video, I had no idea the "Live studio audience" joke's credits were jokes (with the exception of the last two credits). Now I'm laughing even harder 😂
8:31 Actually, Kurtzman and Orci were the writers of the J.J. Abrams Star Trek movies. Whether that still counts on why this movie is bad depends on how much you liked those movies.
I just gotta say, you look at how slim Jon looks in this video and how he looks now, yeah the pandemic has definitely gotten in the way of his daily routines
Actually, the Actor's name is Reb Brown. Some people may remember him from "Space Mutiny". MST3K gave his character about a thousand different Nicknames including Big McLargeHuge, Blast Hardcheese and Splint Chesthair.
This was my introduction to Jontron and it's still probably my favourite video from him. My only problem with it is that it's a review of The Howling 2 but he never addresses the first Howling film since it helps 'explain' some of the crap in this film, plus that first one is one of the best werewolf films ever made and didn't deserve this turd of a sequel, if you've not seen it you guys should watch it, after all Joe Dante directed it. Also Nate don't forget the Monster Squad, they blew up a werewolf with dynamite and the pieces just pulled themselves together. Also your point about horror games being better than horror films today I agree with to an extent, but like you said horror films are much harder to pull off compared to a game, a game is completely CG compared to a horror film where CG can ruin a lot of the scares, plus they have to take more time building character, your point about horror games not needing to do that is very true in relation to certain games, but again that's because you're playing a blank slate of a character in a lot of those games. Plus they're different mediums.
@@misterdewott8766 'explain' was probably a bad choice of words on my part. The sister who's dead in the beginning was the main character in the original film. At 12:45 when we see her being shot on live TV it's a terrible recreation of the original's emotional ending, that's the only link between the two films, otherwise it carries nothing over from the original which was a pretty straight forward werewolf film. Also sorry I took so long to respond to this, I wasn't even notified about your reply.
This is awesome! Also I wonder if they react to nostalgia critics phantom of the opera. Apparently, gerald butler was chosen to play the phantom, due to his role in Dracula 2000. shout out to renegades for reacting to a classic from jontron.
I really like you guys' analysis of the horror movie genre at the end cause I've finally recognized why the Japanese film Dark Water for me is the only film that scares me. The makers spent the whole movie focusing on the relationship between the mother and daughter so it makes you extremely paranoid about anything that severs that relationship.
I think why they mix the vampire and werewolves is because of the original Dracula movie because when i re watched it with my gramps we noticed that there they constantly say he can turn to a werewolf as well as a bat
There are some weird "werewolf" stories around, i think here on brazil it's not even a curse, it's just bad luck. If i remember it right: when you are the 13th child and, a boy, after 12 girls on the family, you are a werewolf. You turn into a wolf on your 13th birthday, and need to run through 7 cemeteries before sunrise, otherwise you will be a wolf for the rest of your life. Silver bullets happen to kill you easier, and that's it
Silver is such a big thing with vampires and werewolves is because silver was seen in Christianity as a "pure and holy" metal. And that holiness damages unholy monsters ( vampires, werewolves, etc.) It is also why vampires can't be seen in mirrors because many mirrors used to have silver in them to help them reflect better.
Also why vampires didn't appear on camera, as they worked by using a series of silver mirrors to collect light. Modern digital cameras could hypothetically get them just fine (The other idea was that mirrors and photos showed the soul of the person, which the undead no longer had).
@@TheAngryXenite I heard about that as well. Modern mirrors would also probably be fine, as well, since most modern ones use aluminum instead as a cheaper alternative.
"I see nothing wrong with this movie." Wonder if people wouldve said that about dragon ball evolution if older not really bulma had flashed roshi? Lmao
This is a good film though not a classic and is ripped as being terrible often by critics who are more flatulence merchants than serious film analysts. The uneasy tone of humour and horror and initially not knowing which way to take it puts some people off. It has great locations, good cast, stylish direction, and boobs, bums and fannies galore. It is not as good overall as the original Howling movie but for sure it is better than the other sequels. Christopher Lee plays the part well as always, Sybil Danning is good in the role and shows off her terrific bazooka joes with multiple edit shots. Grab a pizza and wolf it down whilst enjoying this movie!
Richárd Duska Rise of Skywalker is definitely a contender, but I found nothing in Last Jedi or Force Awakens as vomit inducing as watching Teen Vader try to flirt.
@@DalekOfTheMoon I dunno. The "Saving what we love" line followed by sexual asult from Rose as the deat star beam gose off to kill the remaining resistance members just blow all the bad prequals part out of the water for me. (And that's not counting all the other stuff in that film) As for TFA... it's an almost point by point rehash of the The New Hope. Might as well be a soft remake.
Nogla and Aliyah are a KILLER Power Couple in Among Us...: th-cam.com/video/g8dIJbtvqcE/w-d-xo.html
22:20
This is like a more realistic but no less violent visual representation of the violent and malicious sh*t that popped into my head when I was in late elementary school... 🙄
Fun fact, Christopher lee apologized to the director of the first howling film for being in this.
😐
It was for Gremlins 2. Lee played a small role as an evil doctor, and when he came over for filming, he went up to director Joe Dante and apologized for being in Howling 2.
"When do we leave? Where do we have to go?"
"The dark country. Transylvania."
"Transylvania... *WHAT?!"*
"Okay once again, the vampire one, not the werewolf one."
Sir Christopher Lee was the best part of Star Wars Episode 2. He really shows his acting skills and his facial expressions are spot on. Heck, he even recoil slightly when the creatures approach Obi-Wan; who he tried to convert to tbe Dark Side
Sir Christopher Lee was and still is my favorite actor. His voice and sheer presence demands your attention. I wish I could’ve met him even once and heard his stories of his life.
"Nothing can bring Karen back" just walk over to the casket and say I brought the manager
(karen is dead)
"We brought the manage-"
*Health Bar appears*
@@maynardz03 *boss music starts playing*
Thank you for coming mr. Manager she was a big fan
@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier *Demonic noises*
@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier with a choir singing in latin. This is your final boss.
"what in the world did i just watch?"- me during the movie XD
I think it was best summed up by Christopher Lee himself in the 100 Years of Horror werewolf episode, "the less said about that, the better."
8:20 holy shit I didn't realize that joke was so goddamn layered, thanks for pointing that out, it's brilliant!
16:50
If it's not their reactions, it's their commentary. I love these guys. 😂
It's always funny when you think how to kill monsters in movie and go "yeah.. most things, like humans, die from those".
Bullets=dead
Steaks to heart=dead
Kill the brain=dead
Fire=dead
It's just funny.
One of the better moments in Hotel Transylvania.
"So is it true a stake to the heart will kill you?"
"Who wouldn't that kill!"
And then they also die from everyday things like garlic or the SUN
wouldn't it make more sense to say that these things were the ONLY things that killed them?
@@dr.k8610 allergies. some people can't eat certain foods and might have problems with sunlight or bright light in general.
It’s more so that they’re able to survive most injuries that normal people can’t, and only REALLY grievous injuries would actually matter. Like in JoJo, a vampire can survive being blown to shreds or being reduced to a disembodied head as long as their brain remains relatively intact.
To be fair to the mixing and matching of lore, Silver is used in a lot of them because it was considered a holy metal due to its rarity. It's also why Vampires didn't have reflections, as old school mirrors were backed with Silver. The Garlic here too since Garlic has medicinal properties, as well as being used by Doctors to ward of the plague during the Middle Ages.
Yeah, nowadays silver is considered by many to be effective against undead in general (including vampires and werewolves), especially in RPG communities.
That may be true, but it's really a bit dumb, seeing as how popular folklore definitely says that garlic and stakes are quite exclusive to vampires.
And mirrors are actually still a a layer of glass coated or sprayed with silver, and sometimes aluminium.
Unrelated but, -i know who that prodile picture is-
There's literally never a reason to use garlic for vampires when there is literally a plant called wolfsbane. That one (and mistletoe, if I'm remembering right) ARE traditionally used against werewolves. But garlic has no place in werewolf lore lol
Holy weapons make more sense, and silver as well.
To be fair, in this setting werewolves could easily be the same thing as vampires. I assume they didn't actually SAY that though, or Jontron wouldn't have made as big a deal of it.
27:04 Actually, I think I heard somewhere that Sybil Danning was mortified when she found out they replayed that scene throughout the credits. I don’t know what the point of it was. If they thought people would only come to see the movie to see Sybil Danning naked they should have added more scenes throughout the movie instead of constantly repeating it with the beat of the music at the end. Maybe the Director thought it was artistic?
2:45
Thank you, Caleb
Thanks Caleb
Thanks Caleb
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I'm with them on the "TITS" joke being hilarious... but that Jesus joke at 20:00 KILLS ME! XD
31:44 youre wrong nate. the dude doesnt blend up the werewolf he burns the remains then snorts them
One werewolf weakness I’ve heard of besides silver is the plant wolfsbane.
another weakness is kicking werewolves in the nards if male
Yeah, and mistletoe. No idea why anyone would use garlic instead of one of those lol
ironic
@@awesomefox555 What's ironic?
i think there was a riverbed stone as well, either that or i made it up for a D&D campaign where the druid got lycanthropy by accident
22:43-22:57
“Couldn’t I have been Gandalf?”
*Proceeds to show Lee how his character would (not) die.*
The werewolf "dark country" would historically be France where the witch trials in the 16th century also included werwolves, called loup-garou. But I guess filming in rural France would be more expensive and also less sexy and exotic than filming in Czechoslovakia and pretending it's Romania. Also, the actor playing Vlad is Judd Omen. Best name ever? It's up there with Powers Boothe, I'll tell you that. He's been in the original "Red Dawn", "Dune" and "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure".
Also the beast of gevudan. There was also that.
Ten outta ten. Ten outta ten.
Hundred outta hundred.
Best film. _Best film._
Remember when Attack of the clones was concidered the worst? Good times.
Phantom menace is worse
It still is
Simpler times.
The Last Jedi truly subverted everyone’s expectations of getting a good movie
It still is the worst Star Wars movie. The sequel trilogy joined the Holiday Special in the demiplane of "doesnt count, fuck this shit."
Definitely one of the weirdest name for a movie: Your sister is a werewolf?
How about: Your sister is the planet mars or your sister is an air conditioner?
8:12
The whole time, until I first saw this reaction video, I had no idea the "Live studio audience" joke's credits were jokes (with the exception of the last two credits).
Now I'm laughing even harder 😂
8:31 Actually, Kurtzman and Orci were the writers of the J.J. Abrams Star Trek movies. Whether that still counts on why this movie is bad depends on how much you liked those movies.
Jontron is on my top 10 comedic TH-camrs
Up there with Ryan George, Scott the Woz, and Studio C (seasons 1-6)
There's also aconite, also called wolf's bane, a plant that is supposedly either toxic to werewolves or wards them off, can't remember which
If you're a Spoony fan or a MST3k fan, you know who Reb Brown (the male lead) is.
love MST3k's nicknames for him!
@@goji8416 I put my faith in Blast Hardcheese.
Yor’s World! (He’s the MAN!)
I just gotta say, you look at how slim Jon looks in this video and how he looks now, yeah the pandemic has definitely gotten in the way of his daily routines
Are we not gonna talk about how Jon has a FUCKING LUGER?!
"I see nothing wrong with this movie."
Damn right.
Actually, the Actor's name is Reb Brown. Some people may remember him from "Space Mutiny". MST3K gave his character about a thousand different Nicknames including Big McLargeHuge, Blast Hardcheese and Splint Chesthair.
Good ole MST3K
One of my favorite JonTron videos. It's hilarious!
16:35 They don't make them like that anymore...
13:03 well this is a better film than the actual movie he’s talking about.
This was my introduction to Jontron and it's still probably my favourite video from him. My only problem with it is that it's a review of The Howling 2 but he never addresses the first Howling film since it helps 'explain' some of the crap in this film, plus that first one is one of the best werewolf films ever made and didn't deserve this turd of a sequel, if you've not seen it you guys should watch it, after all Joe Dante directed it. Also Nate don't forget the Monster Squad, they blew up a werewolf with dynamite and the pieces just pulled themselves together. Also your point about horror games being better than horror films today I agree with to an extent, but like you said horror films are much harder to pull off compared to a game, a game is completely CG compared to a horror film where CG can ruin a lot of the scares, plus they have to take more time building character, your point about horror games not needing to do that is very true in relation to certain games, but again that's because you're playing a blank slate of a character in a lot of those games. Plus they're different mediums.
Mind if I ask what parts does the first movie explain? Cause this whole movie feels like a fever dream while having a stomach virus
@@misterdewott8766 'explain' was probably a bad choice of words on my part. The sister who's dead in the beginning was the main character in the original film. At 12:45 when we see her being shot on live TV it's a terrible recreation of the original's emotional ending, that's the only link between the two films, otherwise it carries nothing over from the original which was a pretty straight forward werewolf film.
Also sorry I took so long to respond to this, I wasn't even notified about your reply.
@@tomtudorweaver1078 No problem, man. Thanks for sharing
I thought you guys already uploaded this and then I’m like oh wait I’m a patreon 😂🤦🏼♀️
Nice flex bro
Humble breg
16:42 10 out of 10 Will Recommend
And yet, Howling II is still the second best Howling movie.
"10 outta 10 movie." 🤣
Honestly Christopher Lee in an 80s nightclub is pretty tame when you consider the fact that he was a heavy metal artist.
Damn, Nate started off this video dark.
This is awesome! Also I wonder if they react to nostalgia critics phantom of the opera. Apparently, gerald butler was chosen to play the phantom, due to his role in Dracula 2000. shout out to renegades for reacting to a classic from jontron.
Orci and Kurtzman didn't work on Pirates of the Caribbean films.They did Transformers 2 and the 2017 mummy.
5:41 Oh how dumb we were thinking the prequels were bad... Then disney got the property and show us that it could be infinitely worst.
Leave it to disney
Ah, I was just about to suggest this to you guys! Thanks for making my morning!!!
Kurtzman and Orci never wrote for Pirates.
25:30 Oh yeaaah, oh noo, oh god
I would like to point out that this movie series is 8 MOVIES LONG!!
9:30 When you step on a lego.
25:52
IDK why but that right there makes me sad for that werewolf 😢
hell yeah. a jontron vid
34:37 What is that movie "In-Game" that Chad was talking about?
Yes I needed this reaction
Actually, the travel to Transylvania is accurate. Most of werewolf origin stories come from Transylvania too.
Btw yes pirate's of the Caribbean would have been absolutely terrible if not for the amount of times Jonny Depp went off script.
finally they do this one
Fun fact, Christopher Lee has played only two good guys, this is one of them
9:50 One of my favorite parts of this was Jon just allowing bottles to smash on his head.
Oh yeeeaaaaah I been waiting for this jontron reaction
is this ending theme from either Doom 2016 or Doom Eternal? Cuz it sounds like it could be from either one of those games
Doom Eternal. The track is called Meat Hook
Renegade Media Group Alright. Thanks. Been meaning to try and find it
8:36 Don't forget Transformers 2, 4, and 5. For TF1 they didn't have as much liberty, and they didn't write TF3.
1:27
Me: Woah new intro? 😄
Nate: Yes my foot is in a ace bandage... 😑
Me: 😦
Hope you feel better mate!
I really like you guys' analysis of the horror movie genre at the end cause I've finally recognized why the Japanese film Dark Water for me is the only film that scares me. The makers spent the whole movie focusing on the relationship between the mother and daughter so it makes you extremely paranoid about anything that severs that relationship.
Same for me with the Autopsy of Jane Doe. They built up the relationship between the father and son that you're scared of anything happening to them.
I think why they mix the vampire and werewolves is because of the original Dracula movie because when i re watched it with my gramps we noticed that there they constantly say he can turn to a werewolf as well as a bat
There are some weird "werewolf" stories around, i think here on brazil it's not even a curse, it's just bad luck.
If i remember it right: when you are the 13th child and, a boy, after 12 girls on the family, you are a werewolf. You turn into a wolf on your 13th birthday, and need to run through 7 cemeteries before sunrise, otherwise you will be a wolf for the rest of your life. Silver bullets happen to kill you easier, and that's it
Was this like, supposed to be a deterrent? So people would stop having too many kids?
The conversation was so long before the video that they even edited it out of the video
Silver is such a big thing with vampires and werewolves is because silver was seen in Christianity as a "pure and holy" metal. And that holiness damages unholy monsters ( vampires, werewolves, etc.)
It is also why vampires can't be seen in mirrors because many mirrors used to have silver in them to help them reflect better.
Also why vampires didn't appear on camera, as they worked by using a series of silver mirrors to collect light. Modern digital cameras could hypothetically get them just fine (The other idea was that mirrors and photos showed the soul of the person, which the undead no longer had).
@@TheAngryXenite I heard about that as well. Modern mirrors would also probably be fine, as well, since most modern ones use aluminum instead as a cheaper alternative.
13:20 to 30:00
Every beatboxing part in DafuqMomentz
I’ve been looking forward to this
I think the funny thing about the tit reveal is that i think there are a few ladies in that group.
(I would be like that too.)
Please tell me you’re doing the 3 from Hell Kill Count soon.
Concussions never felt so good.
The actor whose name you didn't know is Reb Brown and he was the original Captain America.
He was the bloke Stan Lee was talking to in THE FIRST AVENGER.
@@ikecarr5989 Never noticed that before. Nice detail! Never did like those original Cap movies all that much, but it's awesome they did that.
I’ve noticed that no one noticed all the Castlevania music that was edited in
Please react to The Prowler (1981) kill count and Nostalgia Critic's Monster Squad review
I know this is off topic, but I want that couch it looks hella comfortable lol haha
People getting turned on at the sight of a young Christopher Lee is understandable.
NO “WE ARE ALL GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!”
I WASN'T EXPECTING TO HEAR FUCKING NOGLA IN THE INTRO OF THIS VIDEO!
The Pirates of the Caribbean weren’t fucked up by them. They never were bad.
16:06-17:00-17:28
You guys should react to Jontron’s Stairfax Temperature! Or some YTP jontron by brickertown. That’s some good shit!
Discount Patrick Swayze would be a better name
You guys need to react to Sseth's Space Station 13 review, I had to pause to stop laughing
Alex Kurtzman at it again! Jesus, just don't let him write stuff
"I see nothing wrong with this movie."
Wonder if people wouldve said that about dragon ball evolution if older not really bulma had flashed roshi? Lmao
you need to watch spoony's review of this and reb brown is awesome he aint budget anyone
Leave Reb Brown alone! That’s captain America!
Howling 2 what?
Honestly...I see nothing wrong with this movie.
Bruh what
I heard a friend of mine’s username at the beginning
Small world
This is a good film though not a classic and is ripped as being terrible often by critics who are more flatulence merchants than serious film analysts. The uneasy tone of humour and horror and initially not knowing which way to take it puts some people off. It has great locations, good cast, stylish direction, and boobs, bums and fannies galore. It is not as good overall as the original Howling movie but for sure it is better than the other sequels. Christopher Lee plays the part well as always, Sybil Danning is good in the role and shows off her terrific bazooka joes with multiple edit shots. Grab a pizza and wolf it down whilst enjoying this movie!
Me throughout: what is this movie?
5:47 No longer the worst....not even in the top 3.... jeez....
Nah, it’s easily still top 2.
@@DalekOfTheMoon Hmmm... TLJ....TRoS....TFA...Solo.... Nah. It's still 5th one at worst.
Richárd Duska Rise of Skywalker is definitely a contender, but I found nothing in Last Jedi or Force Awakens as vomit inducing as watching Teen Vader try to flirt.
@@DalekOfTheMoon I dunno. The "Saving what we love" line followed by sexual asult from Rose as the deat star beam gose off to kill the remaining resistance members just blow all the bad prequals part out of the water for me.
(And that's not counting all the other stuff in that film)
As for TFA... it's an almost point by point rehash of the The New Hope. Might as well be a soft remake.
10/10
React to dream mincraft manhunt please
Do a reaction to alip bata covee
Gotta kick werewolves in the nards.
well actually the pirates of the Caribbean movies were still good.
I can't stand the guy on the left in the slightest. Love the guy on the right though.
The worst Star Wars movie?.....Well the comment didn't age well.