You Are A Fish

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  • We built the Tree of Life Explorer! Check it out here: labs.minutelab...
    And watch our video about why we made it: • The Ultimate Tree of L...
    With our current understanding of evolutionary history and our strategy of cladistic naming, if we wanted to have both goldfish and sharks under a single group called "fish", then mammals must also be called fish.
    Thanks also to our Patreon patrons / minuteearth and our TH-cam members.
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    To learn more, start your googling with these keywords:
    - Phylogenetic tree: a branching diagram or "tree" showing the evolutionary relationships among various biological species
    - Cladogram: a diagram used in cladistics to show relations among organisms
    - Monophyletic group (or clade): a group of organisms that consists of all the descendants of a common ancestor
    - Paraphyletic group: all of the descendants of a common ancestor minus one or more monophyletic groups
    - Similarity trap: people can name different species the same thing, only to find out they aren’t even closely related. We made a video about this phenomana: • The Similarity Trap
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    Credits:
    Script Writer: Jasper Palfree
    Script Editor: David Goldenberg
    Video Illustrator: Sarah Berman
    Video Director: Ever Salazar
    Video Narrator: Ever Salazar & Jasper Palfree
    With Contributions From: Henry Reich, Alex Reich, Kate Yoshida, Peter Reich
    Music by: Nathaniel Schroeder: / drschroeder
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    References:
    Weinstein, Bret (2016). On Being a Fish. Inference, Volume 2, Issue 3 September. inference-revi...
    Lahti, David (2016). An Ambivalent Amphibian (In response to "On Being a Fish"). Volume 2, Issue 4
    December. inference-revi...
    Podani, János (2013). Tree thinking, time and topology:
    Comments on the interpretation of tree diagrams in
    evolutionary/phylogenetic systematics. Cladistics Volume 29, Issue 3. May real.mtak.hu/97...

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  • @MinuteEarth
    @MinuteEarth  5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    After 5 years, MinuteLabs is back online and excited to share the Tree of Life Explorer, our app for exploring the evolutionary relationships between species! Check it out here: labs.minutelabs.io/Tree-of-Life-Explorer/

    • @novastar3990
      @novastar3990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jasper is a nice name.

    • @jiehanaldicho3710
      @jiehanaldicho3710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally!

    • @hrzee1141
      @hrzee1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm no fish, im human!im human you fool,don't assume my race.

    • @sustmi
      @sustmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, thank you for this! I was looking for such overview of Tree of Life for a long time.

    • @levtrotsky3198
      @levtrotsky3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Қазақша сөйлеш далбаёб

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3161

    Small brain: whales are fish because they look like fish
    regular brain: whales aren't fish, because they produce milk
    big brain: Whales are mammals because they evolved from a mammalian ancestor
    Galaxy Brain: Whales were fish the whole time

    • @alpaca4404
      @alpaca4404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Tierzoo??? who let you out of your editing closet???

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      TierZoo
      Panel 5: Everything was LUCA The Whole time

    • @SgtSupaman
      @SgtSupaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Clearly the small brain is being underestimated. Occam's Razor wins again!

    • @TheOtherNeutrino
      @TheOtherNeutrino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'll be checking the subreddit for this.

    • @marcoseduardocastro781
      @marcoseduardocastro781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Universe Brain:Whales,Humans and every mammal are fish

  • @ellisartwist
    @ellisartwist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    "Of course you don't live in water, nor do you have gils or fins" What a bold assumption, MinuteEarth

    • @W1ldSm1le
      @W1ldSm1le 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      #notallhumanshavelungs

    • @gfuke
      @gfuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      'Sweet Home Alabama' plays in background

    • @Icewind007
      @Icewind007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Woah there, Deep Ones are not ready to take over yet.

    • @benjaminkwhiskey
      @benjaminkwhiskey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, haven't they seen Shape of Water?

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can't believe the Shape of Water is 2 years old already and we're still making assumptions about the biological breathing mechanisms of people.

  • @binnsy6879
    @binnsy6879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I'll use cladistics to make everyone a fish!
    And when everyone's a fish... *chuckles*
    No one will be...

    • @quoriwhitley
      @quoriwhitley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jewbacca 67 I don’t know you but you sir have made my day, thank you 🙏🏾

    • @achanwahn
      @achanwahn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's a throwback

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Sobs in background*

    • @kns7717
      @kns7717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coproliteposting will slowly but surely take over the internet

    • @kolafloro
      @kolafloro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait...

  • @SuicideBunny6
    @SuicideBunny6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Hagrid: “You’re a fish, Harry”
    Harry: “I’m a what??”

    • @iamacatt5050
      @iamacatt5050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "a fish, and a thumpin good one"

    • @tealukaborjan
      @tealukaborjan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DAD PUN YES

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also Harry: Neville, have you been slipping me gillyweed again?!?

    • @sillygooberwholovesfrogs
      @sillygooberwholovesfrogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heh ha!

    • @tessawoodyard1182
      @tessawoodyard1182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iamacatt5050 "you made a mistake i-i mean I can't be a f-fish..."

  • @shdjakmdwoejdhakanssidjdjd7083
    @shdjakmdwoejdhakanssidjdjd7083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    people in 1900: in the future we will have flying cars and advanced technology.
    2019: we are a fish.

    • @bluesky_cupy5158
      @bluesky_cupy5158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So original

    • @mceggalds5853
      @mceggalds5853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *You Dare Oppose me mortal?* bruh it's true, we evolved from fish lmao

    • @pinstripe4254
      @pinstripe4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you think about it we do have advanced technology. Like if someone from the 1950s saw what we have they would be amazed.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello. I am fish.

    • @retf8977
      @retf8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mceggalds5853 Your opinion.

  • @psychtank8681
    @psychtank8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Me: Opens youtube
    Recommendation: You're a fish
    Me: closes youtube

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Does this explain why I can swim on land

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I spent a hole day classifying the whole tree of Animalia to the uneven levels I was interested to (depending on clades) for a project. I wrote a Python script to help me with that: I write the name of a clade and all its divisions, then I repeat for each one of those I wanted. From worms to mussels, from shrimps to lions, from spiders to primates, I got a total of 275 entries all organised in a branch up to the 15th level of cladistic division.
    The next day, I discover _"Tree of life explorer"..._

  • @cherryskies1347
    @cherryskies1347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Introduction 101 -
    ‘Hi I’m Jasper and Your a fish”
    Hahaha this is great

    • @cherryskies1347
      @cherryskies1347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bibsquid 707 and so I cant spell

    • @loof8713
      @loof8713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jasper... Why are you my a fish?

    • @arandompersonontheinternet8054
      @arandompersonontheinternet8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best intro ever 😅

    • @edramonreal8071
      @edramonreal8071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jasper JASPER
      ugh im a steven universe fan 😐

    • @Alvionalx
      @Alvionalx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bibsquid 707 Remember this comment?

  • @SnazzyBeatle
    @SnazzyBeatle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Did anyone else notice that the fish is a Magikarp?

  • @rimanb
    @rimanb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Welcome to the "Having a spine" club

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes! Spine clade (AKA Sub-phylum Vertebrata) is a much better name.

    • @heyitzrane3025
      @heyitzrane3025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the vertebrates club

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i prefer monke club

    • @Jensenrobinb
      @Jensenrobinb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spine club

  • @fallinghourglass5324
    @fallinghourglass5324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Minute Earth: You're a fish.
    Me: No you.

  • @beegir2002
    @beegir2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Nobody:
    JK Rowling: All wizards were fish the entire time.

  • @ShimmerTheKintopian
    @ShimmerTheKintopian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    this makes me happy
    fish translation: *opens mouth slowly and then closes it slowly around 30 times*

  • @sarojbala1239
    @sarojbala1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Now thats something fishy about who I really am.

    • @sillygooberwholovesfrogs
      @sillygooberwholovesfrogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pa dum tish!

    • @scythal
      @scythal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sillygooberwholovesfrogs Ba dum fish! *fish slapping drums*

  • @Shadow81989
    @Shadow81989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    In German it's even linguistically correct to (literally translated) say "whale fish" for whale, because they were named before we knew they're mammals.
    Nowadays most people stick to "whale" without adding "fish", but in older texts (and that means only about 50 years old!) the expression "whale fish" can still be found regularly.

    • @whatshisnamegain1
      @whatshisnamegain1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or in SpongeBob, as in Walfischdreck 😅😉

    • @tranquoccuong890-its-orge
      @tranquoccuong890-its-orge 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i figure a lot of languages do the same
      in vietnamese, we call whale "cá voi", and each individual element of the word: "cá" means "fish" & "voi" means "elephant" (cuz they are both big and we dont have a specific word for the concept of a [whale] before we had the concept of elephant)

  • @AshArAis
    @AshArAis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    When I realised we were reverse submarines, carrying our water with us to get on land, that made me think of scuba diving as a strange doubled scenario.

    • @nateorious7085
      @nateorious7085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      water carrying a body that carries water, that carries body parts, which also carry water, which carry smaller body parts, which also carry water, which carries singular cell organisms, which also carry water, which carries singular atoms.

    • @tawagb1880
      @tawagb1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nateorious7085 Hi I'm Tawagb and you are a fish

    • @chrisb.7787
      @chrisb.7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You mean to tell me all land animals are just fish that figured out how to breath air and store water so they didn't die of dehydration.

    • @joannejo37
      @joannejo37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chrisb.7787 yes, yes he/she did

    • @michaelstephenvargas8821
      @michaelstephenvargas8821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wrong, even fish drinks water and has BLOOD.

  • @bongobliss5795
    @bongobliss5795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    So Im Aquaman?
    Edit: Aquamen
    Edit 2 :Aquasapians
    Edit 3:Aquamammal
    Edit 4:Homo sapiens aquaticus

  • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
    @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:37
    I see that Magikarp there. Don't think you can hide it.

  • @what3374
    @what3374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    nobody:
    not a single soul:
    minute earth: yOu ArE a FiSh

    • @davidte4330
      @davidte4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not a fish

    • @grape_juice4418
      @grape_juice4418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidte4330 You dumbass we started from fish

  • @Doc_Fartens
    @Doc_Fartens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    0:35, nice work including Magikarp.

    • @AnuragYadav-rs6it
      @AnuragYadav-rs6it 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually they include Pokémon in many of their videos. And don't forget about the puns!

    • @NickRickTheOnionling
      @NickRickTheOnionling 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnuragYadav-rs6it They include not only pokemon but also many other gaming and movie references.

    • @fahoodie1852
      @fahoodie1852 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan that’s a cyprinus carpio you fuckwit

  • @renragged
    @renragged 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "I'm a fish"
    "Huh?"
    "Well, I'm closer to a fish than a shark..."

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      closer to a goldfish* than a shark

  • @TheLK641
    @TheLK641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Minute Earth : "Maybe you should go around telling people that you're a fish"
    Scallies and furries : We already do that.
    Minute Earth : "And when people give you confused looks..."
    Scallies and furries : Yes they tend to do that don't they ?

    • @meanncat3050
      @meanncat3050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's otherkin that think they're animals.

    • @AwesomeYena
      @AwesomeYena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Um humans already count as an animal!

    • @ChepFrosty
      @ChepFrosty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahahahaha

    • @whosdr
      @whosdr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh so they ever. But most people are just curious. :3

  • @zoebigmac01
    @zoebigmac01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Huh, that's why I like to flop around on the ground like I'm a dying fish*

  • @viril9821
    @viril9821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Minute Earth: You are a fish
    Me: Do I really smell?

    • @eldankdoge
      @eldankdoge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hooba dooba if you don't take a shower everyday

  • @ThisNameIsVeryClever
    @ThisNameIsVeryClever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You're late to the party man, Kanye already did a song about this in that South Park episode.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Albeit a gay one, but your point still stands strong.

  • @Mike_L.
    @Mike_L. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    And thus "There's No Such Thing As A Fish" (a really good fun-fact podcast by the people at QI).

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's exactly why I remember this

  • @Abhinandan_Bang
    @Abhinandan_Bang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This sounds *(drum roll)* Fishy.

  • @DeconvertedMan
    @DeconvertedMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    how did magikarp get in there? :D

    • @andynz7
      @andynz7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It evolved!

    • @jillwoodral3518
      @jillwoodral3518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because magicarp got kicked out of pokemon for being to weak and was hired from minuteearth!

  • @pratim4822
    @pratim4822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jasper: But there is certainly something fishy about you
    Me: And that’s why I have trust issues

  • @UCreations
    @UCreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Great! This app is exactly what I was looking for since a while. Thanks!

    • @UnPuntoCircular
      @UnPuntoCircular 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would be great to know how other people use this. And remember you can leave feedback and request features!

    • @Altorin
      @Altorin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It kind of makes me sad aronra had nothing to do with it considering it basically is his life's work

    • @thethegreenmachine
      @thethegreenmachine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UnPuntoCircular
      I couldn't find a feedback button. Where is it?

    • @hypoaktivnaovca
      @hypoaktivnaovca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Altorin This also barely scratches the surface of Aron's work though, he wants every species we know of on that thing, with descriptions and links.

    • @UnPuntoCircular
      @UnPuntoCircular 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thethegreenmachine at the bottom of "About this app". That will lead you to github, but if you're not familiar with that, you can leave the feedback on this video or in the MinuteLabs one. Thanks!

  • @Paniekzaaiertje
    @Paniekzaaiertje 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So I’m the only one who noticed that the fish at 0:44 look like Goldeen and Magikarp??

  • @ilghiz
    @ilghiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Swim with the cladistic school of thought. I like the pun 👍

  • @mtndewv
    @mtndewv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Enjoyed the cats tree so much I expanded the tree to Feliformia. Helped me to learn even more about the feline genus.

  • @Nour-dq5zt
    @Nour-dq5zt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No one:
    Not even a single soul:
    Minuteearth: ur a fish

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    0:35 who else caught that Magikarp reference?

    • @ShingenPizza
      @ShingenPizza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that's not a Magikarp reference, that is a Magikarp

    • @ShunRan__
      @ShunRan__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who’s that Pokemon it magikarp :3

    • @gummipenguin1367
      @gummipenguin1367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @SerDerpish
      @SerDerpish 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just thought it was a koi fish 🤔

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SerDerpish Koi fish are way longer and don't really have that color scheme or those sharp Gyarados fins.

  • @RomLoneWolf23
    @RomLoneWolf23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    And somewhere, H.P. Lovecraft is turning in his grave, and it is glorious.

    • @BioniclesaurKing4t2
      @BioniclesaurKing4t2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I understood that reference."

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I scrolled down far to find it, but someone made the reference. ...and by turning in his grave we mean having yet another existential-crisis induced panic attack.
      May you rest in the peace of merciful oblivion (if there be so blessed a thing), Lovecraft, you poor, terror-ridden bastard and be free of your many fears.

    • @peasant8246
      @peasant8246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, perfect.

  • @pokedev8215
    @pokedev8215 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We are closer to a goldfish to a fish..."
    The infraphylum that we are all in: Infraphylum: Gnathostoma (jawed vertebrates)
    The class that sharks are in: Class: Chondricthyes (cartilaginous fishes (rays, chimaeras, etc.))
    The superclass that we and goldfish are in: Superclass: Osteichthyes (bony fish)
    The class that goldfishes are in: Class: Actinopterygii (ray-finned fish (eels, salmon, pufferfish, and many more!))
    The class that we, humans are in a cladistic sense: Class: Sarcopterygii (lobed-finned fish (coelacanths, lungfish, and tetrapods (including humans!)))
    The class that we are in: Class: Mammalia (mammals)

  • @yeetusmann1796
    @yeetusmann1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me, a Blue Girdled Angelfish: of course I am

  • @aamirrazak3467
    @aamirrazak3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Wait so I’m... Magikarp? Will I become gyarados eventually

    • @TheSdzfr
      @TheSdzfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait!! So is Machop also a Magikarp? Thus we can see a Magikarp evolving into Machoke or even a Kadabra, but how?

    • @Adam-cq2yo
      @Adam-cq2yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope. Only cool people will become gyrados.

  • @jwbrushpl
    @jwbrushpl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nein Shubin's "Your inner fish" - fantastic book!

  • @NetAndyCz
    @NetAndyCz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The paraphyletic (non-monopyletic) grouping is hardly ever useful, it may work for one feature but when you take the less obvious stuff in the account, the monophyletic grouping makes always much more sense.

  • @NikiHerl
    @NikiHerl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Tree of Life app is awesome! I was actually looking for something like that a couple of months ago and couldn't find anything!
    Will definitely play around with it soon.

  • @christosgiannopoulos828
    @christosgiannopoulos828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm just here for the reference to "The Shadow Over Insmouth" in the comments

  • @holynadahjl
    @holynadahjl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Creationist: NO I AM NOT A FISH. I came from dirt (or male bones).

    • @noahmiller5072
      @noahmiller5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Han Joon Lee I am NOT a fish. Adam was created from dust wherewhich God breathed in the breath of life. We are not DUST, but he made the first man out of dust.

    • @WomanSlayer69420
      @WomanSlayer69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noahmiller5072 you still came from dust
      also why is there still dust if humans came from dust?

    • @AllosaurusJP3
      @AllosaurusJP3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cross Van Dust exactly😂

    • @scythal
      @scythal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WomanSlayer69420 Be right back, I'm making my OWN HUMAN with dust!

  • @Jhon11rock
    @Jhon11rock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    God damn it MinuteEarth, I didn't need this existential crisis right before my midterms.

  • @atypicalscholar109
    @atypicalscholar109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Have you guys ever heard of the phylogeny explorer project?

    • @freyja5800
      @freyja5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see, I am not the only one who knows Aron Ra

  • @ghehfi
    @ghehfi ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another way to explain it, in a way I find more confincing, is :
    - Technically, mammals are reptiles, just weird ones
    - Technically, reptiles are amphibians, just weird ones
    - Technically, amphibians are fishes, just weird ones
    So, mammals are just really really weird fishes, but still fishes

    • @Why79-dx4rf
      @Why79-dx4rf หลายเดือนก่อน

      All of the living reptiles(crocodilians, birds, turtles, rhynchocephalians, and lizards including snakes) form a perfectly valid monophyletic clade without including mammals. All of the living amphibians(frogs, salamanders, and caecilians) also form a perfectly valid clade without including the amniotes(mammals and reptiles). As such, while mammals must be fish in order for the grouping to be valid, mammals do not have to be reptiles or amphibians.

  • @Skystarry75
    @Skystarry75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another funny thing with Cladistics- Birds are reptiles. Crocodiles are closer related to birds than to lizards and snakes!
    Basically-
    Fish->Tetrapods-> Reptiles-> Birds
    So all birds are both Reptiles and Fish according to cladistics!

  • @SlenderTroll
    @SlenderTroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There are still some evolutionary similarities we have in common with fully aquatic fish that we would normally only associate with aquatic fish. For one, we retain three of our gill arches that have evolved to be used as the auditory bones within our ears. Go further up the evolutionary tree and you’ll find your (as well as all other jawed vertebrates) mandibular component of the jaw as being a derived gill arch as well, which is still found in agnathan fish like lampreys for instance.

  • @user-ic1co3kc9g
    @user-ic1co3kc9g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Every human is a fish ?
    You know what that means !
    MinuteEarth is a fish too !!!!

  • @addsacid4820
    @addsacid4820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    me: you're a fish.
    friend: yes i am.
    me: so you are?
    friend: you are 2!
    me: how-
    friend: minute earth.
    thats how im here hi hello

  • @IreneRoxanne666
    @IreneRoxanne666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually knew this. I want to become a paleontologist when I get older, so I often watch videos about evolution, and once I came across a video that was about human evolution, and in that video was shown every single known acestor of Homo Sapiens Sapiens, including the earliest ancestor known, wich was actually a fish from the Paleozoic era!

  • @forsaturn4629
    @forsaturn4629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MinuteEarth: You are a Fish
    Me: **snorts water**
    Me: what the -fuck- *_frick_*

  • @makouras
    @makouras 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pretty much all life on Earth is interconnected and we are gifted with the intelligence to realize it.
    But we waste that intelligence on nation-states, tribalism and ethnocentrism.

    • @novameowww
      @novameowww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...So are you gonna do something about it, then?

    • @SamSung-jq4ho
      @SamSung-jq4ho 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment on a video about clade-centrism.

  • @Azrage
    @Azrage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Heck yeah, always wanted to be able to breath underwater.
    No wait, this is a technicality like how birds are dinosaurs.

    • @amphioxusanniversary
      @amphioxusanniversary 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact! Not all fishes can breathe in water! And this isn't a technicality, either - lungfishes* are obligate air breathers and can actually drown if they're unable to access air in time
      *Specifically lungfish of the order Lepidosireniformes. The Australian lungfish, on the other hand, can breathe in both water and air.

  • @joylynnlim7630
    @joylynnlim7630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    love how easy this video is to understand. it explains science so well.

    • @vanivanov9571
      @vanivanov9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn't science. Science requires observation, making a theory, then testing it. ....Evolution was never tested successfully. Every single genetic experiment, you just get different strains of the same creature, be it mice, or cattle, or plants, or e-coli. The Miller Urey experiment produced life-destroying tar, and proved that you could not force amino acids to bind, much less to form a structure more complex than the computer you are using right now.

    • @joylynnlim7630
      @joylynnlim7630 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      okay please don't get to offended or angry and if you are I would like to apologise. I just wanted to express how this channel has helped me understand so much more about who we are and the things around us. But thank you for explaining and taking your time to reply. 😃@@vanivanov9571

  • @korekiyoshinguji666
    @korekiyoshinguji666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:45 Glodeen, Magicarp is that you?

  • @44Hd22
    @44Hd22 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If the mirror image was just a fish and not a human like fish it would look so much funnier.

  • @JS-pk8gv
    @JS-pk8gv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I already knew we were more related to Ray finned fish than cartilaginous fish

  • @dinosaurscool8913
    @dinosaurscool8913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:43 is that magic karp from Pokémon

  • @emberthewolf1297
    @emberthewolf1297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I'm Jasper, and you are a fish"
    *DYING*

  • @hi.241
    @hi.241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    O no they figerd it out!!! We must go back to water so they won't catch us!
    Fish: but they will also eat you
    Idk they will never know!

  • @sssbazookabear
    @sssbazookabear ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "So maybe u should go around telling everyone u are a fish"
    Me who is a Jamaican:☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

  • @soursweaterboy3876
    @soursweaterboy3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That’s why I like water so much! That and also the fact that I need it to live

    • @AEther0238
      @AEther0238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You only need it to live because you're a fish.

  • @darknitte
    @darknitte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fish?
    In my clade?
    It's more likely than you think

  • @hunteralexander6251
    @hunteralexander6251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Paraphyletic groups, same thing with reptiles and birds

  • @andy4an
    @andy4an 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i just burned a couple hours exploring that tree, what a phenomenal tool!

  • @itz_pluto4682
    @itz_pluto4682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TH-camr : You are a fish
    Everyone watching this. : ah yes!

  • @greylistIGuess
    @greylistIGuess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So what makes fish a fish?
    Hi Vsause Miachel here.
    So fish aslo known as a weird gliding hand thing is a tipe of animal that goes "flying" in the water. But we all know that.
    But the question is...
    What makes fish a fish?
    Well the anser is preaty simple.
    *FISH*

    • @Adam-cq2yo
      @Adam-cq2yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should've just left it after "Hi, Vsauce, Michael here."
      Please take English classes.

    • @greylistIGuess
      @greylistIGuess 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Adam-cq2yo ok

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Adam-cq2yo I . . . am a fish.
      .
      .
      .
      .
      *o r a m i*

    • @deborroni
      @deborroni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greylistIGuess
      Yeah, and I don't want to be that person, but this is for the better of the community: He actually says " *hey* Vsauce, Michael here" and not "hi, Vsauce..."

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking
      Idiotic
      Shit
      Head

  • @burntsalad6423
    @burntsalad6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just realized that fish was a magicarp

  • @TheScienceBiome
    @TheScienceBiome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Reads the title*
    Me- *Oh the horror!*

  • @elisa5559
    @elisa5559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    **pushes plate of sushi away**
    cannibalism isn't for me

  • @thatonekid1.6millionyearsa78
    @thatonekid1.6millionyearsa78 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Title of the video: You are a fish
    Me: ok I can deal with that

  • @Yourolderbubba
    @Yourolderbubba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Looks at suggestions*
    "YOU ARE A FISH"

  • @ArchFundy
    @ArchFundy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow...glad our branch crawled out of the water. Gilled fish would have trouble keeping a joint lit.

  • @patchyfish1
    @patchyfish1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did you know that your jaw makes up the same bones in a gill plate?

  • @lordinvispy
    @lordinvispy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody:
    Life Noggin: Hey did you know you were a fish
    Nobody: ... ok

    • @person6215
      @person6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This not life noggin

  • @TheAkashicTraveller
    @TheAkashicTraveller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You may have noticed that some of the evolutionary trees in this video where created by an app"
    Here it comes, the sponsor! Time to search for the next video.
    "we actually built that app!"
    Well that's new.

  • @Snoborder95
    @Snoborder95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I appreciate the Pokemon Easter egg 😊 thanks

  • @Xomsabre
    @Xomsabre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "My mother is a fish."
    - Vardaman Bundren

  • @GAZAMAN93X
    @GAZAMAN93X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    *"EVOLUTION ISN'T REAL!"* -says my Flat Earth Uncle.

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He knows! There's definitely something fishy going on!

    • @Sirenhound
      @Sirenhound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You have uncles from other planets? and if you don't mind my asking, what flattened him?

    • @GAZAMAN93X
      @GAZAMAN93X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @MLGALEKS lol 😂

    • @raph009
      @raph009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your uncle might be interested in that video about how it's been proven that the Moon is actually made of cheese.

    • @DemonZest
      @DemonZest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I prefer my earth with curves ;)

  • @hyun-shik7327
    @hyun-shik7327 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That’s right! We defied the clade system and made our own way. We stuck it to our ancestors’ outdated ways! Go us!

  • @tertmemelur1880
    @tertmemelur1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone else got their attention tingled by the fact that this miniature makes an awesome Shadow Over Innsmouth reference ?

  • @TheGFeather
    @TheGFeather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    But we all know there's no such thing as a fish. James, Andy, Dan and Anna have thoroughly established this premise.

  • @alexndr229
    @alexndr229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *The video is 11 days too early...*

  • @MidoriyamaRArekusu
    @MidoriyamaRArekusu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So Arnold J Rimmer was correct during his exam... good to know.

  • @azuredrago001
    @azuredrago001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You are a fish
    And I am too

  • @brownie343
    @brownie343 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thought this could have been a BS post but it is, in fact, true!
    kepalespis (correct me if im wrong.), was the fish that formed all life, (except microorganisms, that includes lobsters.) Dinosaurs, Mammals, anything that has a skeleton or atleast a spine. (That’s one of the reasons why lobster is excluded, if you’re unsure why lobster is excluded, it is technically a micro organism.)

  • @tibby386
    @tibby386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well I AM a pisces, so... makes sense.

    • @tibby386
      @tibby386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, you all clearly missed my birthday so please reply "Happy Birthday" below :)

    • @MinuteEarth
      @MinuteEarth  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tibby386 Happy Birthday!

    • @UnPuntoCircular
      @UnPuntoCircular 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy Birthday! :D

    • @guesswhohaha842
      @guesswhohaha842 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tibby386 same I'm pisces too hpd btw

    • @RowanB6
      @RowanB6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you're TWO fish

  • @hemicylim
    @hemicylim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    can u make a video about forest fire ^_____^ plz its actually good

  • @spacebaro____o5985
    @spacebaro____o5985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wait you know the vid of eating babys, and they say fish eat there young,
    OOF

  • @youtubeguy7542
    @youtubeguy7542 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    don't, cry, i am just a fish
    ...
    i am just a fish

  • @alor_a5060
    @alor_a5060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Yeah, I’m a goldfish.
    Why u ask? Well one, I have bad memory, two, I’m a snack” - Me 2019

  • @KazimirQ7G
    @KazimirQ7G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That's akward. I definitely don't know anyone who would say sharks are fish in Portuguese.
    Video wasn't making sense for me, but TIL how English speakers treat them.

    • @UnPuntoCircular
      @UnPuntoCircular 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In English, sharks are part of the cartilaginous fish clade. What is the name of that clade in Portuguese?

    • @KazimirQ7G
      @KazimirQ7G 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UnPuntoCircular Speaking about technical terms, I do believe this clade is called "peixe" which means fish. There's an article about it in a pop magazine¹, although it's hard to pin-point scientific publication or relevant literature. Perhaps it could be easier if I were involed in this field of knowledge.
      I'm relatively educated, so I'm not example of general public, as only 15% of population have a degree².
      My point was about the statements at 1:49. I was going with this clade thing, but then he gave an example like "let's pick two animals we currently call fish" which implies what general public consider as fish, and my reaction was like "WTF? Nobody thinks sharks are fish!"
      But then I began wondering why he said that. I don't believe narrator made a mistake, I was penchant for some translation and cultural differences as cause of this curious way of thinking.
      *Sources:*
      1 super.abril.com.br/ciencia/peixes-nao-existem-diz-toda-uma-classe-de-cientistas-e-faz-sentido/
      2 agenciadenoticias.ibge.gov.br/agencia-noticias/2012-agencia-de-noticias/noticias/21255-analfabetismo-cai-em-2017-mas-segue-acima-da-meta-para-2015

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KazimirQ7G Ahh. So it's the same word as Pisces.

    • @TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox
      @TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same for me. I just learned that I'm a fish in English but I'm still not a fish in my mother tongue, which is Czech, 'cause sharks aren't ever considered fish. Fish are "ryby" and sharks are considered "paryby" (chondrichthyes in English, well, more like Latin...) - could be translated as something like "falsefish".

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox But you aren't part of the shark branch. You're part of the fish branch.

  • @sagarshrestha5800
    @sagarshrestha5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh no! I killed my closely related cousin fish..

  • @gyinagal
    @gyinagal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alright bucko, there is no way you’re gonna convince me I’m a fish.
    EDIT: I’m a fish

  • @TJ-hg6op
    @TJ-hg6op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m a fish, but I have skin, no scales, gills, I look nothing like a fish and have no qualities of a fish.
    But I’m a fish.

  • @sardonyx1138
    @sardonyx1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:07
    People that live in submarines: Am I a JoKe To YoU???