3:35 Bella: I'm a strong, independent woman Edward: *laughs dismissively* Car instantly crashes, Edward is flung from the wreckage and literally fucking dies before he even hits the ground
“- I hope you are hungry”, Esme. “- Yeah, absolutely”, answered Bella. “- Am I a joke to you!?!, asked Rosalie. A true masterpiece! I literally cried several times! 😭😂💖
I literally can't stop watching this with my fiancee. We repeat these jokes daily. This is just genius artwork. The buttcrack burger gets me every time
(6:48) "I want to formally introduce myself (...) I got to first base with (your daughter)." _heh_ "I'm sorry - I got to third base." _loads gun_ That is just too perfect a way to introduce yourself.
About three things I was absolutely positive... First, Bella loves dying. Second, she (coincidentally) was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward, a killer. Third, Edward is also Spiderman. And fourth, that one guy is a sexy cat.
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Happy Halloweenie!
Exceptional work
Weenie! Yes.
“I can’t bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face-“
Leg is shattered
“I REGRET THE DECISIONS.”
It’s always nice when Haruhi shows up in a Captpan poop. Like running into an old friend.
I always knew Edwedward was a fourty year old newspaper.
*I was unconditionally, and irrevocably*
I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with this video.
That "REJECTED" joke is great by itself, but I lost it with that "REJERECTED" at 8:55!
It’s excellent, it reminded me a lot of “DIGICIDE”
"Christian?"
"No play for Mr. Grey!"
I see what you did there.
Rain is cold, wet, gets everywhere... That was so on point I'm dying XD
Sand is worse it’s corse ruff irritating and it gets everywhere
3:35 Bella: I'm a strong, independent woman
Edward: *laughs dismissively*
Car instantly crashes, Edward is flung from the wreckage and literally fucking dies before he even hits the ground
Ikr, funniest shit
“- I hope you are hungry”, Esme.
“- Yeah, absolutely”, answered Bella.
“- Am I a joke to you!?!, asked Rosalie.
A true masterpiece! I literally cried several times! 😭😂💖
0:28 The fact that I instantly recognized this scene from the first Spy Kids makes me feel old.
Making a reference to "no play for mr grey" is so genius
I literally can't stop watching this with my fiancee. We repeat these jokes daily. This is just genius artwork. The buttcrack burger gets me every time
That's frickin awesome, man!
What if you
wanted to date a vampire
but god said
CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET-
That makes me RELAXED AND FEELING GOOD.
Edward: I am Spiderman
Actually he’s Batman
I hope your hungry
She already ate
*smash bowl*
Yeah, totally
“bowl is bowl again*
Ain't lost a step brother. This was funny as hell
This Batman prequel is pretty strange.
IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!
What’s a support beam?
I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with this poop
I agree, it's so sad that Deepercutt died of ligma
@Babs a famous youtubepooper
wait what?! Deepercutt died?! when was this?! and why wasn't i told? 😭😥😦i loved Deepercutt's Edits may he or she rest in peace ☹
@@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 He's still alive
This deserves more views because its legitimately one of the greats.
I'm 28 years old and this had me laughing til I was lightheaded
THE PORTAL SENDING THE VAN TO HIT HER HUSBAND IM DEAD 😂😂😂
7:27 THOSE FUCKING EXTENDED WARRANTIES ARE IN MY YTPS NOW! IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!
(6:48) "I want to formally introduce myself (...) I got to first base with (your daughter)."
_heh_
"I'm sorry - I got to third base."
_loads gun_
That is just too perfect a way to introduce yourself.
Not to mention say goodbye.
So it's true, movies CAN be saved in the edit!
That scene with the portal at 2:27 was GENIUS
6:21
The fucking deepercutt spiderman song lul
Another absolute masterpiece. Been here since the Haruhi poops. Keep on poopin'!
Still a better love story than Tess of the d'Urbervilles: A Pure Woman Faithfully Presented, the controversial novel written by Thomas Hardy in 1891.
Holy shit the car scene 😹😹 This ytp has way too much intricate lore to be ytp i wonder why this doesnt have more views😹
I laugh so hard when there's obvious red flags and she's like "im in love with him" 😂😂
i suffer from agonizing chronic pain but your videos somehow always make me laugh. thumbs up for that!
Your life must be hard but Edward is harder.
This is the best youtube poop ive seen yet
I can't blame him. Buttcrack Burger is my favorite, too.
This is the most I’ve seen of any Twilight movie and I’m glad it was through your creative and mad mind Catpan6
3:45! LOST IT! LMAO
I never have watched Twilight but when i got sent this and was told I'd get a laugh, I KNEW WHY!
Had me cracking up. Loved the multi-dimensional van!
I relate to this… I accidentally fell through two flights of windows before. It sucked.
You're the bomb Captpan
AAAAAA-
This is SO underrated
Blame the algorithm
I can relate, as my dad is also a fork.
Omg, it’s YoungbloodFantasy91!!
Spork support group
I've never seen Twilight before. Now I won't need to. Thanks.
As someone who loves unintentionally hilarious movies, you're missing out.
If that makes you feel better, the movies are so much better in comparison to the book. They were SO boring.
1:18 quality gag
I'm so sorry that you had to watch this film in order to make the video.
I sure hope my roommates weren't asleep.
cry laughed through this whole thing thank you
Nice to see an Anna Kendrick featured movie YTP that wasn’t made by me 👍
I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to this YTP...
I’m so damn glad you still make ytps dude
CRUISING ON DOWN MAINSTREET
Cruise'n on down mainstreet~
The Master RETURNS
this reminds where this twilight is embarrasment.
nothing from the moment goes wrong
Wow, a strong bad reference.
Still better love story than Twilight
I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at that gone joke at 2:14
Best part was easily 2:21-2:27. Fucking gold
Just keepin’ her rear, sauce
About three things I was absolutely positive...
First, Bella loves dying.
Second, she (coincidentally) was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward, a killer.
Third, Edward is also Spiderman.
And fourth, that one guy is a sexy cat.
This is hilarious. Quality stuff.
6:18 dbiderdbiderdbider
‘Looks like you’re a born loseeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!’
I shat myself in the process of watching this video. Great job
Keep up the great work, Captpan!
THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS!
3:40 YOU DID NOT JUST-
The Property of Ones will always be the most reliable way to identify a cold one
Like together together together
i was unconditionally
3:38 Did you take that from Danfango700's last YTP?
Yup, too good a crash to pass up
Funny YTP! Noice!
I also have an idea for another YTP. Olivia Rodrigo’s song Driver’s License, perhaps?
You know, I was actually considering doing a CS188 style Pooping the Charts.
I'm on team Captpan6
Yessss Strong Bad reference!
Great jorb catching that
Excellent!
lmao Police Story reference at 8:34
Spot on
3:40
Cleveeeeeeeeer
The best Sonic fanfiction ever
Way to show how much people with a brain know how stupid this franchise is lol
1:27 I’m in tears man wtf and 1:34
This is hilarious!
How old are you?
THIRTEEN
LMAO
Ha
0:06
lol
🐀
Yes Edward is on team Jacob ❤❤❤ I laughed so hard when he said am spider man