Dude, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for something like this... a full-on sequel to Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin His Mansaber? This was awesome! My favorite joke was the barrage of unneeded f-bombs at around 4:24.... just perfectly executed in every way.
In my opinion, the critical weakness of the sequel films was that there wasn't a coherent plan for the trilogy from the outset. There wasn't one for the original films either, I know, but frankly I think that luck had a big part to play in how well they turned out in spite of that (and it was a practical necessity, since in the production of the first movie no sequels were guaranteed). Knowing from the outset that the plan was for three films, and choosing to wing it anyway... well, that there was so much dissonance between The Last Jedi and the other movies should be no surprise. (Oh, and the video was great, by the way!)
"Inform the First fuckin' Order that Han fuckin' Solo is aboard the Millenium fuckin' Falcon. ... Fuck." I can't get enough of this part. The perfect splicing and timing. The fookin' accent. The way he says it completely straight-faced, then brings down the mic before bringing it back up and dropping one more pointless F-bomb, still completely straight-faced, like some edgy video game character. It's easily on the same footing as the highlights in Obee Wang.
I don't know how you did it but this one may be even funnier than Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin his Man-Saber. Had to pause about four times from laughter
Oh, THIS is the sequel to Queer Gong Gin? I was sure you'd be doing something with the recent Obi-Wan Disney show. A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
You made a Star Wars sequel watchable lol. Jokes aside, this is incredible. I had to watch the part where the guy drops a bunch of f-bombs like three times, I was laughing so hard.
I love this Kylo, turned into a hulking horror movie monster going around saying to people "You wanna kiss me...?" Something about how the line sounds and how it's one of the only things he says makes me think of some kind of slasher villain. It honestly makes him a bit creepy and intimidating, something the sequel trilogy never managed to convey with Kylo in canon
Idk, to me he was fairly creepy and intimidating. The interrogation scene and his combat choreography was executed well enough to convey those vibes to me.
I heard that Dunkey around 9. There was so much stuff I didn't have time to process anything it was so rapid fire lol. I'll have to watch it again lmao excellent, Cap!
Great. Another potential Jedi to be, sent to a desert planet, like Luke Skywalker. At least Leia got sent to a good planet with good adoptive royal parents, years before the Empire blew up her adoptive home. Rey can do better than hunt for scrap for a few measly polystarch bread portions a day. That's why we're starting the 'New Jedi Assistance Service'. For a donation in New Republic/Imperial credits or your local currency, we can help people like Rey or recently displace heroes/heroines get back on their feet and help the New Republic fight the evils to come. With your donations, Rey and others will get better hiding places, better jobs with better pay and food, nice guardians to help look after them and give them a home and benefits, plus with bigger donations, at-home Jedi training materials and their own lightsaber, a starship and/or starfighter of their own to command and assistants with engineering training, pilot training, etc. Support the NJAS today. Our holonet and droid callers are standing by to receive your (secure) donations.
Pretty much only 2 things to take away from this experience. 1: Kylo Ren is a Yandere. 2: Finn was a dinosaur in disguise this whole time. Man I’m dead 🤣☠️
The Last Jedi is great. Fight me.
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Dude, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for something like this... a full-on sequel to Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin His Mansaber? This was awesome! My favorite joke was the barrage of unneeded f-bombs at around 4:24.... just perfectly executed in every way.
It was fine, now Rise of the Skywalker, now that was just awful.
The greatest of all has returned. What did you think of Rise of Skywalker though?
In my opinion, the critical weakness of the sequel films was that there wasn't a coherent plan for the trilogy from the outset. There wasn't one for the original films either, I know, but frankly I think that luck had a big part to play in how well they turned out in spite of that (and it was a practical necessity, since in the production of the first movie no sequels were guaranteed). Knowing from the outset that the plan was for three films, and choosing to wing it anyway... well, that there was so much dissonance between The Last Jedi and the other movies should be no surprise.
(Oh, and the video was great, by the way!)
"Inform the First Fucking Order that Han Fucking Solo is aboard the Millenium Fucking Falcon. Fuck." - Bala-Tik
tell that to kanjiklub!
@@RaptorJesus. Beautiful... I was waiting for someone to say that. 😄
Did VivziePop write this?
@@RaptorJesus. I NEVER MADE A *DEAL* WITH KANJIKLUB
Nobody wants to kiss Rylo Ken :(
"HaAaAaAAaaAAAa!"
😢
I wanna kiss anakin Skywalker
I love how Kylo is just a raging pervert. "You wanna kiss me?" 😂
He's just lonely, he has no friends
@@SuccubiPie Grandfather is my friend…..is what I wish I could say!😔
“Not really”
*starts firing before he can finish the question*
"Inform the First fuckin' Order that Han fuckin' Solo is aboard the Millenium fuckin' Falcon.
...
Fuck."
I can't get enough of this part. The perfect splicing and timing. The fookin' accent. The way he says it completely straight-faced, then brings down the mic before bringing it back up and dropping one more pointless F-bomb, still completely straight-faced, like some edgy video game character. It's easily on the same footing as the highlights in Obee Wang.
That spider-man triple action web blaster hologram throwback along with everything funny has my sides hurting.
A most delicious YTP. Makes me feel like it's 2007 again. Haruhi would be proud.
I don't know how you did it but this one may be even funnier than Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin his Man-Saber. Had to pause about four times from laughter
Same here. Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin his Man Saber was my favorite YTP and I’m happy to see a sequel.
"You wanna kiss me..?"
I have not seen a single star war, so I'm assuming this is just a thing that he asks everyone in the movie
Yes, part of Kylo Rens character arc is that he is a serial pervert
A star wars poop by you is something I've longed for so, so long. It's like being back in 2012.
The Scooby moment left me in stitches
Well, I thought for sure I was too old to laugh at Scooby becoming a car, but luckily enough I'm still an idiot.
Oh, THIS is the sequel to Queer Gong Gin? I was sure you'd be doing something with the recent Obi-Wan Disney show. A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
2:02 damn that was a clean parry
You made a Star Wars sequel watchable lol. Jokes aside, this is incredible. I had to watch the part where the guy drops a bunch of f-bombs like three times, I was laughing so hard.
That makes two of us.
The British accent, seriousness and straight face is what makes this funny, also the last f bomb was the cherry on top
This is the best since Obee Wang was released 10 years ago. What a time to be alive!
That tiny joke of the laser round being stopped by kylo, then going all the way around the entire planet, just to land on fuckface. Hilarious.
Star Wars Episode 7: The Search For Kylo's Kisses
"What's your name?"
"FU."
"F you too!"
"No my name is FU!"
This sounds like a joke that they'd actually write and reject.
Y O U W A N N A K I S S M E ?
Sure thing. $20 bucks for a brief smooch, up to 5 seconds max. $100 for full-on making out, up to 45 seconds.
I was not expecting a spiderman triple-action web blaster callback in 2022 but here we are
Sentance mixing on point as always.
The "Disney Era" SW sequels are definitely worth watching.............
...in YTP form, HA!
Wasn't expecting another whole Star Wars movie one out of you but I'm VERY glad there is
Special appearance by Jimmy Davis.
Nice!
7:10
I recognize those crashing cans anywhere. Glad to see others haven’t completely forgotten about the Good Ole’ Crippled San Antonio Hambone.
I laughed so hard when Kylo pierced the hole and got succed into space
"Today is today, the end is the end and this very moment is a moment.
BOW WOW WOW!"
Kylo Ren turns to the dark side when Luke Skywalker tells him that he wont be able to kiss anyone as a Jedi
Such powerful evil speech:
- Today is today
- This end is the end
- And this very moment is a moment
- BWAAUGHWAUWAUGH
- OH FUCK
- LOL
5:14 There she is.
The only Star Wars sequel that was worth the wait.
4:24 i fucking died
The blast laser going into orbit got a good laugh out of me and I feel gratified making the Sunny D joke in my head immediately as it happened
You know what I'm gonna say... you included Haruhi... you have my thanks
Also for the love of god the entire internet needs to see this
4:24 that was weast as sniff
5:42 “today is today” idk why but I love that
Holy crap this is fantastic! One of your best ever, every joke works.
Finn: Can you fly a kite?
Poe: I can fly anything.
Finn: Can you fly a Tie fighter?
Poe: ...Not really.
I love this Kylo, turned into a hulking horror movie monster going around saying to people "You wanna kiss me...?" Something about how the line sounds and how it's one of the only things he says makes me think of some kind of slasher villain. It honestly makes him a bit creepy and intimidating, something the sequel trilogy never managed to convey with Kylo in canon
Idk, to me he was fairly creepy and intimidating. The interrogation scene and his combat choreography was executed well enough to convey those vibes to me.
I just rewatched Obee-Wang a while ago and this pops up, made my fucking day
Poor Kylo Ren, no one will kiss him. It’s probably because of the mask.
A new star wars poop from captpan. "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
Kylo: You wanna kiss me?
Me: For luck?
Kylo: ...
Me: For luck right?
8:11 xD
Triple. Action. Web blaster.
Star Wars Episode 6:
Pence None the Richer
The 'projectile travels around the world in a second' gag always gets me
6:36 why is this funny 😂
4:24 is the best fockin' part 😂
Brought to you by the return of the SPIDERMAN TRIPLE ACTION WEB BLASTER!
2:08
I found this to be hilarious
3:55-3:56 was genius
I woulda kissed Gaylo Ren 😔
This Kylo Ren is canonical to fanfic
I WAS NOT EXPECTING REY TO GO "SCOOBY DOOBY DOO" 😭😭😭
“Hell, it’s about time.” -StarCraft 2 trailer
I heard that Dunkey around 9.
There was so much stuff I didn't have time to process anything it was so rapid fire lol. I'll have to watch it again lmao excellent, Cap!
That shit was fucking hilarious 10/10
You wanna Kiss me
When the world needed him the most, he returned
Chewy IM HOME
This is so classic ❤
It really is
Moar liek Kisslo Men amirite
Brings me back to 2012
Looks like we made it back in One Falcon
This is awesomely funny you deserve more subscribers.
Great. Another potential Jedi to be, sent to a desert planet, like Luke Skywalker. At least Leia got sent to a good planet with good adoptive royal parents, years before the Empire blew up her adoptive home. Rey can do better than hunt for scrap for a few measly polystarch bread portions a day. That's why we're starting the 'New Jedi Assistance Service'. For a donation in New Republic/Imperial credits or your local currency, we can help people like Rey or recently displace heroes/heroines get back on their feet and help the New Republic fight the evils to come.
With your donations, Rey and others will get better hiding places, better jobs with better pay and food, nice guardians to help look after them and give them a home and benefits, plus with bigger donations, at-home Jedi training materials and their own lightsaber, a starship and/or starfighter of their own to command and assistants with engineering training, pilot training, etc.
Support the NJAS today. Our holonet and droid callers are standing by to receive your (secure) donations.
i see u brought back some of the classics
Pretty much only 2 things to take away from this experience.
1: Kylo Ren is a Yandere.
2: Finn was a dinosaur in disguise this whole time.
Man I’m dead 🤣☠️
Tito reference? Classic.
Best Yugoslavian president
The legend is back.
Somehow, Captpan returned.
@@Captpan6 Nice one. Clever boi
4:36 “DELL?!”
Disney Star wars deserves all the mockery.
Dude, this is fucking amazing.
Gonna tell my kids this was Ep.7
I gonna share this to Skywalker
Directed by J.J. Abrams
SPIDERMAN TRIPLE ACTION WEB BLASTER
ah shit here we go again ah shit shit shit shit
Now this... this is gold.
great use of recurring jokes
AWW YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
Holy shit the volvic volcano!
5:13 i almost died
3:08 😂
That was wonderful !
Luigi I am home
brilliant
3:43
Deees nutz lol
Better than the movie
7:38 Scientology XD
Ah gee i’m one month too late =C
NIce
3:01
7:39 - 7:43 At least you avoided using 9/11 like CartoonLover98 kept doing in his videos, because that would be EXTREMELY poor taste.
Why joke about that when there's a perfectly susceptible Scientology building hanging around?
Bro what the hell is the name of this video
Gaylo Reng Finn-gers Poo Damperon With his Hand Solo
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Y O U W A N N A K I S S M E ?