I Speedran ConcernedApe's Strangest Secret
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Concerned Ape hid 3 secret statues across Stardew Valley, and I'm here today to see how quickly I can speedrun them! It's Stardew Speedrun time :)
BECOME A MEMBER ► / @seaniedew
TWITTER ► / seanie_dew
INSTAGRAM ► / seaniedew
BLUESKY ► bsky.app/profi...
I think it’s hilarious to think about the towns peoples perspectives like seriously imagine some random farmer moving to town sleeping for well over a year then finally when they first come to town they plop down a mayonnaise machine then run laps around the town bar while screaming about duck mayo then coming out of the bar holding a statue while chanting pinky lemon over and over again
A man of mystery. Very attractive, he's beating off all the marriage candidates with a stick
XD
Funny moment
Lmfao
Man, I was laughing so hard when I read this that I accidentally clicked dislike trying to close the "Replies" thingy... 🤣
The worst part about the algorithm making you discover Seanie Dew and binging all his content is that you quickly realize that, in just a day, there's no more content left to binge. I need my Stardew Valley challenge/speedrun videos. You did this to me Seanie, you made me a Stardew addict again. 2016 me, here I come.
well there will be a new video on Sunday :)
I feel this very deeply
@@SeanieDew aggressively sleeping until Sunday
@@SeanieDew aggressively sleeping 'til sunday like you trying to get duck mayo
check out unsurpassableZ's content with seanie if you haven't already!!! seanie is killing it in the stardew valley trials :D
Watching the seasons go by as Seanie desperately tried to get his duck mayo is so funny for no reason
I read that comment before it happened and I didnt think it sounded that funny but when it happened I was literally laughing out loud hahaha
Seanie streaming alone: " I can't fucking do this shit anymore, I can't fucking do this anymore, I'm just gonna fucking go for it"
Seanie streaming with others: **someone curses** "LANGUAGE!"
I think this might be the first time I’ve heard seanie curse more than like… 3 times in a row
Imagine Gus just washing dishes before opening and he hears someone outside the saloon screaming "DUCK MAYONAISE!"
The number of times I’ve found super cucumbers in peoples trash is absurd. It would be slower but you might be able to complete that run without ever fishing
I've actually never found one in a trash can, but I would love to see him try again with some good luck.
@@Code_E_the_Goober I actually have before but once only
@@Code_E_the_Goober one time Haley requested one and as I was going to give her the one I caught I found one in her trash can lmao
I didn't even know you could get those from the trash. I got a regular sea cucumber once or twice though I think
Yeah I’ve gotten a lot of super cucumbers from the trash cans.
I pretty consistently get atleast one in year one from the trash cans in my runs.
But I also check the trash cans a lot.
As someone who doesn't watch speed running content all that often, I absolutely love to watch your speed runs. You strike the perfect balance of strategy and just good-'ol-fashion casual fun
… i got the Pinky Lemon one and I was using it as a scarecrow. You telling me that’s why I would wake up and crows be eating my crops?!
L
If I was a crow I’d be pretty terrified ngl
Seanie: This is my strategy
game: You actually can't do that
Seanie: [shocked pikachu]
"... Oh my gosh! All I can think about is duck mayonnaise!
My mind is filled with goat milk.
They put goat juice in my brain!
I got a cranium filled with JUICE!
I need an oreo."
-seaniedew 2022 😅
Literally found your channel yesterday looking for who to marry any I've already learnt so much about the game, your humour makes watching your game play so entertaining and I've laughed out loud to every video I've watched, thanks for making content dude keep it up
this is so kind! :) thank you!
I didn't realize you couldn't eat mayonnaise in this game but I'm with ConcernedApe on that one.
massive disagree, ive used mouthfuls of mayo to swallow my medication before
@@AShatteredDragonsSpirit you disgust me
@@AShatteredDragonsSpirit oh.
@@pixystixwhore Excellent
@@AShatteredDragonsSpirit why
today it occurred to me for the first time how weird the task of "placing a super cucumber in this box" is.
Nice cucumber 😳
“Can a man get a win in a universe?”
Seanie “A Man” Dew, 2022
*a new neighbour has moved to town, he seems alright, decently normal. you presume he’ll farm like the average ‘farmer’ would. however, you dont see him for well over a year. you hear rumours of him sleeping through the seasons, however should you believe it? a week later you see the devilish, scrawny man scrambling towards the beach. he fishes, and stands, and fishes some more. after berating the waters for a super cucumber he obtains one, and chants its name repeatedly. the new villager takes to the woods, never to be seen again*
Seanie be like: "Some people actually PLAN their speedruns? Cowards"
Can't believe Seanie would leave us on a cliffhanger like that
There’s a 0.5% chance the owl statue happens on night 1, 0.4975% on night 2, and 0.4950125% on night 3.
How tf does he get so many it's insane
I’m pretty sure the odds went up in general with a recent update. Before that they used to be hyper-rare iirc
For me, if I was speedrunning getting the owl statue, I would’ve won, because it spawned in THE FIRST DAY. IM NOT JOKING
I CHOKED at „SHOW YOURSELF“. Literally died
same and then “gimme da purple pickle!”
Damn bro when's your funeral I need a snack 😔
At first I thought you were going to try to get all 3 statues in one run and now I'm wondering how you would route that.
same! you'd have to do too much stuff to remember tbh
Get the ducks first so they have time to grow? Then the super cucumber? And I’d go mining for the strange bun but only because I got it at the bottom of the mines a lot
@@spleens4200befriend Shane! he gives you the recipe and will occasionally send you them in the mail, or at a certain level hearts, can't remember which.
@@evanprince3875 are you kidding? There’s a recipe? The one man I haven’t gotten close to yet!
@@spleens4200 yeah but it's a wild one, I can never remember the third ingredient but you need void mayo and a periwinkle.
I think I can see Seanie growing grey hairs from trying to buy duck mayo from the traveling cart. Lol
Sometimes I listen to videos like this while working on things and leave the room, and hearing *this* 24:38 quietly from another room is the funniest thing there is
16:23
1.6 made it so you can drink mayo but if you do it in front of people they'll say something like "that's gross!" (Unless it's Emily, she'll say delicious)
I found your channel recently and I can’t stop watching, love the humour and gameplay, keep it up seanie!
He said the words ‘duck’ and ‘mayonnaise’ so many times that they don’t even sound like words anymore, and they didn’t really sound like words in the first place.
Pinky lemon looks like an uwu version of the Lorax and I’m here for that
The fact that I caught 2 gold star super cucumbers without really struggling is making me feel cool
Its increadibly easy just that you need good fishing level and rod
I caught mine almost instantly using the bamboo rod. It's pattern is nothing compared to some other fish so if you're semi good at fishing in the game you're set
Came from the animated series where you portrayed harvey. Enjoying very much. Will check the terraria stuff next. ❤
My friends and I make the Halibut joke at 6:06 every time one of us catches one. Good times.
This was just great 😂
I can’t even remember how to get the third statue. I hope it involves the traveling cart.
You put a strange bun in Vincents room bin
Which you can get from the traveling cart!
Damn, your Harvey cosplay is on point
Just ask Haley for a super cucumber, she seems to always be asking for them for… *reasons*
Oh god no
For the Pinky Lemon one every time the music slightly changed or Seanie went quiet I got anxiously excited and then disappointed.
anyone else just kinda hoping he’d eat the super cucumber by accident? lol, would prob rage quit
16:22 my how times have changed
I just realized how small Seanie is. I had no clue 😂 my entire recommended is slammed with these videos rn because I keep binging
Seanie out here suffering for our enjoyment.... We shall never forget 😌 thanks for all the amazing content!
He may not have the three statues Speedrun record for long, but he sure as heck got that owl statue Speedrun record
Man turned in a anime character for the super cucumber 😂
Your stardew speed runs are my favorite to watch! You're very entertaining
16:00 He totally missed the Night Market!
Accidental stone owl world record?
Too bad you weren't speedrunning the owl statue lol
seanie, your videos bring me so much joy. i am so happy to have discovered your channel :)
Pinky Lemon looks like The Grinch combined with The Lorax.
I had a shot at the Pinky Lemon run, without using the Cart and just speeding for a duck, got [01:48:44.9] as a PB, and considering I'm not a speedrunner, and I didn't plan anything, and I screwed up a few times, it was pretty good!
yet another BANGER VIDEO from mister dew
I'm weirdly good at fishing in stardew and had no idea the super cucumber was supposed to be so difficult to catch, I start catching them as soon as possible year one pretty much every play through
I'd consider myself still pretty new to the game too
Guess that says more about my play style and where my skills lie than anything
You definitely lost your mind, but I'm here for it
tip:
if you want extra seeds (not sure if this works on other devices other than mobile/ipad), try find those fibres with the pink stars in the centre (thats only in the summer) or the swirly fibres in the spring and autumn. they have a 100% or 95% chance to drop a mixed seed, which gives a variety of that seasons crops. goodluck.
24:39 Does Seanie sing in his free time? That was some crazy good singing! :o
"why did I just trash 44 parsnips?!??!" killed me
seanie looks like austin powers in this video
I want him to try again to get pinky lemon but making the coop and see if it's faster
Seanie's editor said "bring back the oreo cakester" and nabisco said "understood"
watching the struggle to get duck mayo as i get to the traveling cart and low and behold she's got duck mayo
I speedran ConcernedApe’s strangest secret… Owl Statue
I don't know what it says about me that I just discovered you and THIS video made me subscribe. LMAO
Even to this day, sometimes in the silence before I try fall asleep I hear “Duck mayonnaise! Duck mayonnaise!” 😐
Concerned Ape is right, eating straight mayo is gross
It’s a cucumber cult now 👁🫦👁🤚🏻
I thoughy this was an old upload. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ binge watched too hard didn't even realize
Funny thing you can eat mayonise now😂
Bless. If you're gonna catch a fish you find difficult, buy some trout soup from Willy to give that buff, broseph
“Catching every fish at fishing level one to prove seanie dew sucks at fishing”
Double stuff classic and double stuff vanilla Oreos man, so good
Sean trying to catch that super cucumber at the last hour happened to me but I didn't fail and I was catching a walleye like 1:40
OMG I had a college professor who did the halibut joke every day because he thought it was so funny. 🤣
I was waiting for that halibut joke 😂
I stopped mid-bite of food.... to face palm... at the halibet joke.... Seanie..... Seanie....
This hits different owning ducks
The one you didn't get is exactly the only one I do have in my current save
The "nobody really likes you" to the owl statue was funny to me because me and a few ppl on discord were in an owl cult a long while ago and "worshipped" the statue
Thanks for telling me about the duck mayo secret. I got it.
19:34 the voice of an angle
I started to do the Linus challenge with some changes on Stardew and it's really fun! Thanks!
Sighhhh i am on year 7, 200 hours and even got perfection but how tf did i never know about the shortcut near the hardwood trunks at 1:49 😭 that thing wouldve saved me so much time
Tell your editor the Oreo Cakesters ARE back!! Bought some the other day in U.S :)
You would make an amazing voice actor
Excuse you Seanie? The “robot one” is Bold and Brash. Thank you very much
Boy, rn I have completed every fucking item in the cc BUT a pumpkin, yes I planted them, I just forgot to donate it. Since then i've checked the traveling car per 3 seasons, no pumpkin tho, i'm gonna complete the cc in Autumn 14 of the second year. And I have to wait another fucking season to finally prep for ginger Island...
i didn't know harvey had a youtube channel
i feel like in a casual playthrough i get the materials for a mayonnaise machine faster than this
Lmao. Duck mayonnaise speedrun
Oh Seanie Dew my sweet baby boy! You rock!
You remind me of the Stardew valley version of Dagnel and he reminds me of an Animal crossing version of you 😹
good video man 👍
I can’t be the only person who doesn’t have a hard time fishing the super cucumber
Your not
“Give me that super cucumber baby” 😩
16:23 Really? On thús subject concernedape and I agree. Mayonnaise is disgusting. Though, it's also pretty common in these farming simulators for it to be inedible.
[CHANTING] I LOVE MY SEANIE DEW I LOVE MY SEANIE DEW
BRING BACK THE OREO CAKESTER
wait how did he know he got an owl statue on day 3 without checking the farm? is there a sound that comes with it?? i play with sound off so maybe thats why i dont know
there's a hoot sound during the night iirc
the black screen between going to bed and getting to everything you sold is slightly longer and a hoot plays !
a small sound plays :)
@@SeanieDew ah, thank you!
I’m in fall right now watching this video, and I hadn’t heard of a super cucumber before (first time player) within the one day I’ve been fishing after starting this vid, I’ve caught 4 super cucumbers, so apparently they aren’t only in summer nights. 🤣
i thoroughly enjoyed this
“First up is- hmdumpuduv? HmDuMpUdV? hMDU- the robot one-“
me pronouncing anything
I remember being at the stream to watch the struggle, truly tragic times 😔
1:30 me on 10 am by the willys shop with lvl 3 fishing and getting silver quality
did you know you can get a super cucumber from trash cans