i love how most of the ultrakill playerbase seems to be connected to one singular shared brain cell that makes us skip the gabe 1 ending cutscene right as he drops the fbomb
Oddly practical theory Might run with it ngl, it explains how they speak so clearly over the sound of gunfire Edit: also explains why Benjamin the earthmover can hear V1 despite their size difference
I couldn't make a script I was happy with. I've been delaying the video for MONTHS trying to write it. I made this proof of concept a long time ago, but never posted it because I thought I could do better. My personal life has been pretty awful right now. I just wanted to put SOMETHING out to keep people happy. Maybe I'll re-evaluate the script later, and do a remake. idk.
* gets low on health * * complians about having low health * The feedbacker that he called trash: 🗿 Edit: Cuh why does this have so many likes, thanks either way. More publicity for my channel I guess...
0:45 (i'm late but) i appericate the fact that the captions are say what v1 is currently and is about to say, and THEN it's cut off as opposed to showing that it will be cut off
0:12 Wait, you can do that? I've P-ranked everything but P-2 on violent, but clearly still don't know sh*t about this game Edit: (that and probably P-3 when it comes out)
Yeah, you can do that. And from what I tell, it works on nearly any liquid. Just hit it from the right angle while sliding, and you can skip across like a stone. Doesn't work so well on some types of lava, though. Notably the lava in 0-4.
“BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL”
“BEHOLD, THE POWER OF DOLAR.”
LMAO that was funny
"BEHOLD, CAPITALISM"
dolar makes it funnier
Dølár
i think that if it was ''behold, the bag of quarters in my pocket'' it would be funnier, but still, that cracked me up
Gianni Matragrano: "YOU DEFY THE LIGHT"
ATM "I. USE. DARK. MODE"
So fucking good
discord be like:
V1 bullying Gianni voiced now
i really wanted to hire gianni for this, but gabriel refusing to directly acknowledge v1's speech was just as funny in the end
@@TheRealGears Fr ☠️
@@TheRealGearsyou should try to do that for the next fight it actually be funny
@@TheRealGearsjust imagine gianni screaming in his mic at a literal GoPro voiced by SAM
i love v1 panicking when hes at 5 health and his dashes are nonexistant, sums up my fight with every boss in this game.
skill issue
@@klortikterra4423 ok.
Relatable af, mostly on the 2nd fight for me tho, I’m just spamming dash hoping blud won’t hit me.
Bro is litteraly me minus +30 retrys
@@vyrus5587 tbh we all have that moment of skill issue
i love how most of the ultrakill playerbase seems to be connected to one singular shared brain cell that makes us skip the gabe 1 ending cutscene right as he drops the fbomb
connected by bluetooth
@@SonewomeIG connected on 1G WiFi
@@mothaclysm shared wifi password
Omg that fits so perfect THE TIMEING plus calling gabriel crawling back to daddy jesus had me in tears lel
"da dee jey zus"
@@TheRealGears "da duh jizz us"
I
USE
DARK
MODE
It sounds like the half life grunt
I
I USE
I USE DARK
I USE DARK MODE
“screw you” **shoots him with screwdriver**
V1: Om non numnumnum I eat your blood hahahaha
V1:VRUUUUUUUU
@@user-lg8cy2mw9b V1: POW!
V1:POW
V1: Missed me! Missed again!
Love how Gabriel's Fbomb was skipped like if it was a scene in a kids movie lmao
Gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT F- *gets shot*
V1: This is a family friendly channel!
Ultrakill is my favorite kids movie
@@decade4984violence for all ages
“YOU DEFY THE LIGHT!”
“I. Use. Dark. Mode.”
"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF DOLLAR" LMFAO
2:29 Gabriel : YOU INSIGNFICANT
F-
*Shoot at Gabriel*
Last Famous Word before he die.
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..."
V1: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
v1 making noises while he charges his gun is canon now
"YOU INSIGNIFICANT F-" *gets shot* "LOLOLOLOLOLOL" I broke at that moment.
“What are you gonna do? Cry to god”
That goes so hard
"Screw you" Followed by using the screwdriver is so basic but still so cool
If V1 could say this, it would make Gabriel's trauma even worse if you stop to think about the barbaric things V1 would say to Gabriel
gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT F- *breaks down into atoms*
V1: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
plot twist: V1 speaks at an ultrasound frequency that's why V2 responded to him but Gabriel just couldn't hear it
Oddly practical theory
Might run with it ngl, it explains how they speak so clearly over the sound of gunfire
Edit: also explains why Benjamin the earthmover can hear V1 despite their size difference
When V1 keeps saying fuck at 5 HP, I felt that on a personal level
It's like the sound that plays when you're low on health in other games
I respect v1 for at least admitting the fight was close instead of pretending he won by a landslide
behold the power of dollar got me rolling
this one time.
i- i SPIKED AN ARCHANGEL INTO A FIELD GOAL
V2 BEGGED ME NOT TO DO IT
He said "V1 you fucking bitch i'm gonna punch you with my fapping arm" WHATEVER.
@@TheRealGears Then i did another ONE!
I WENT THROUGH THEM LIKE FUCKING CANDY
@@lordiseverywhere and then we kissed
_group aww_
@@ralsei4226 AND I KILLER IT!
WE'RE IN HELL, AFTER ALL!
My guess is that you couldn't afford Gianni? Gabriel not acknowledging V1's words is definitely funny though.
I couldn't make a script I was happy with. I've been delaying the video for MONTHS trying to write it. I made this proof of concept a long time ago, but never posted it because I thought I could do better.
My personal life has been pretty awful right now. I just wanted to put SOMETHING out to keep people happy.
Maybe I'll re-evaluate the script later, and do a remake. idk.
@@TheRealGears Understandable. Hope you get better.
Lorewise it makes sense, Gabriel still consider’s V1 a mere object at this point and so disregards what it says.
@@TheRealGears don't say nothing about your life on internet people generally won't care and may say shit
@@edinaldonokyojin8974you seem like a fun person
1:55 is the pest part in the entire video. Fight me.
unironically was proud of that one-liner
It was fucking hilarious
VRUUUU POW
New vocal tic acquired
I am finally happy that I met someone who also calls v1 "🅱1"
Gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT
V1: *processed to shoot*
F-
(Famous last words)
1:00 blud tried to be vergil 💀💀💀
It was definitely an obvious reference, and I love it!
extra thicc crosshair hud is based
* gets low on health *
* complians about having low health *
The feedbacker that he called trash: 🗿
Edit: Cuh why does this have so many likes, thanks either way. More publicity for my channel I guess...
actually he was complaining about the knuckleblaster :p
also: I love the idea that V1 sucks at his own game regardless
@@TheRealGears oh ok
cknuckle blaster*
*Knucklebuster
@@TheRealGearsthe knuckleblaster kinda boppin tho when u figure out its niches
That VRUUUUU POW Made Me Lose My Shiiittt 😅😅😅
"foolishness machine, foolishness"
v1:"bro thinks he is vergil"
What's wrong, altar boy? Gonna cry? Gonna run back to daddy jesus? The au- D A C I T Y. man waa built for the streets
The Fuggin WEEEEEEE has me dying
Gabbie: "Your crime is EXISTENCE"
Blue Nikon: "Your crime is being boring"
Top 10 ultrakillin' moments
Masterpiece.
*"Machine. Turn back."*
V1: *_"NO™️"_*
Gigachad.
"Turn back, Now"
"No™"
"no" is basically V1's catchphrase at this point and I'm here for it
Behold! The power of dollar
the subtitles are legendary
ah yes average V1 moment
“REND? sounds… ssstylish!”
2:29
Gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT F-
*Famous last words*
I love the subtitles, "the funny"
1:17 made me wheeze
Chad v1 vs virgin Gabriel
*[+GOOD VIDEO POSTED]*
2:28 literally killed me🤣
It killed Gabriel too
@@Mooonwithanextrao LOL
DON'T CARE + RAILGUN + NAILGUN
Have you ever tried shotgun swapping? Makes projectile boosting way easier unless you're doing it so theres more time for dialogue which i understand
I tend to forget to shotgun swap in the heat of boss battles lmao. I use it on cerbs and maurices pretty often tho
This so the video that’s making me get ultrakill on my wishlist.
0:45 (i'm late but) i appericate the fact that the captions are say what v1 is currently and is about to say, and THEN it's cut off as opposed to showing that it will be cut off
I actually thought you were me for a second.
YOU CAN SLIDE ON THE ACID WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE???
i didn't know that!!
I was pretty much saying the same shit while fighting them, like almost word to word whilst also complaining about them monologuing so damn much.
You mean to tell me, that i have 100 hours on ultrakill, and it never crossed my mind that you can slide, ON STOMACH ACID?!?!?
"NO™" V1 ULTRAKILL
0:12 Wait, you can do that?
I've P-ranked everything but P-2 on violent, but clearly still don't know sh*t about this game
Edit: (that and probably P-3 when it comes out)
Yeah, you can do that.
And from what I tell, it works on nearly any liquid. Just hit it from the right angle while sliding, and you can skip across like a stone.
Doesn't work so well on some types of lava, though. Notably the lava in 0-4.
@@TheRealGears I P-ranked p-2 on violent...
I. USE. DARK. MODE. -V1 2023
Can't wait for their rematch with V1's voice.
Behold!
The power of *DOLLAR* !
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"...What are you doing?"
this gabe gameplay makes me cry
we so need a 6-2!!!
also, cute proot sona! :3
0:34 thanks!
Is no one gonna talk about how v1 said "this arm sucks ass"
you could have kept sliding during the hands section, as the down slam makes you faster. you go up and right to the entrance :3
Didn't know you could avoid acid damage by sliding
“You insignificant fu- *Gets shot by V1*
YOU CAN JUST SLIDE ON THE STOMACH ACID WATER?
the funny
1:16
How did you get the voice thingy
I literally spent 2 whole hours trying to pass this level on perfect. The best I got was A
I. USE. DARK. MODE.
LMAO
0:40 erm, actually its SSShitstorm, get it right
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2:03 best
Wtf since when can you bunny slide hop on ACID!!!
Do minos prime next
Machine, wake up.
New ULTRAKILL video.
beta energy standard user
eye:kill me
Bro actually caught the eyeball's only line 💀
Originally wanted to have V1 obliterate the eye but I couldn't figure out how to do it in a way I liked
i like caption
now do 6-2 >:)
🅱️1
1:12 In 7-2
Or not
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
early
im didnt like furry but this 3-2 but V1 can speak is cool
why are you guys putting gay in gabriel
imagine not playing on Violent, TOTALLY couldn't be me
Gay
@@user-mw2ld8qf5x Gaybrel
i dont understand why he literally uses the malicious railcannon with the coins like
the electric way better with damage
i know that this video was posted a long time ago but just be careful... blasphemy is no joke .
Good thing robots like V1 don't have to worry about going to heaven anyway.
@@TheRealGears i meant about the thing you made v1 said midfight against gabriel
not playing on violent, video ruined, disliked and reported
🤓ok
@@TheRealGears you are going to hear a word from my lawyers for this
Everyone pick their own like difficulty while your think he some 300 hours gamer to play on violent
@@Ragtag-hv5wtim being sarcastic lmao
@@dalann7775 your sarcasm is trash
sorry...furry + report
i am kidding...or not...
"You defy the light!"
" **I.USE.DARK.MODE** "
How did you make your hud look like that
"YOU.INSIGNFICANT.F" *dies*