i love how most of the ultrakill playerbase seems to be connected to one singular shared brain cell that makes us skip the gabe 1 ending cutscene right as he drops the fbomb
@@albertskoften1452*Big reveal at the end of the game* Machine, we stand at the end of time itself. Let our final battle take place face to face. *Gabriel removes his mask, revealing his true identity as Larry The Cucumber.*
Oddly practical theory Might run with it ngl, it explains how they speak so clearly over the sound of gunfire Edit: also explains why Benjamin the earthmover can hear V1 despite their size difference
* gets low on health * * complians about having low health * The feedbacker that he called trash: 🗿 Edit: Cuh why does this have so many likes, thanks either way. More publicity for my channel I guess...
0:45 (i'm late but) i appericate the fact that the captions are say what v1 is currently and is about to say, and THEN it's cut off as opposed to showing that it will be cut off
I couldn't make a script I was happy with. I've been delaying the video for MONTHS trying to write it. I made this proof of concept a long time ago, but never posted it because I thought I could do better. My personal life has been pretty awful right now. I just wanted to put SOMETHING out to keep people happy. Maybe I'll re-evaluate the script later, and do a remake. idk.
0:12 Wait, you can do that? I've P-ranked everything but P-2 on violent, but clearly still don't know sh*t about this game Edit: (that and probably P-3 when it comes out)
Yeah, you can do that. And from what I tell, it works on nearly any liquid. Just hit it from the right angle while sliding, and you can skip across like a stone. Doesn't work so well on some types of lava, though. Notably the lava in 0-4.
This reminds me about how I was having imaginary conversations with Gabriel the first time I fought him and repeatedly calling him a femboy and accusing him of having daddy issues
Gianni Matragrano: "YOU DEFY THE LIGHT"
ATM "I. USE. DARK. MODE"
So fucking good
discord be like:
@@expandable_door_30you arent wrong
Jokes on you, I use Light Mode unironically. WITH GREY EYES!!!
MY PAIN TOLERANCE IS UNACHIEVABLE!!!!!
V1 bullying Gianni voiced now
i really wanted to hire gianni for this, but gabriel refusing to directly acknowledge v1's speech was just as funny in the end
@@TheRealGears Fr ☠️
@@TheRealGearsyou should try to do that for the next fight it actually be funny
@@TheRealGearsjust imagine gianni screaming in his mic at a literal GoPro voiced by SAM
@@DaLameRodentliterallt what he did about the community videos
i love v1 panicking when hes at 5 health and his dashes are nonexistant, sums up my fight with every boss in this game.
skill issue
@@klortikterra4423 ok.
Relatable af, mostly on the 2nd fight for me tho, I’m just spamming dash hoping blud won’t hit me.
Bro is litteraly me minus +30 retrys
@@vyrus5587 tbh we all have that moment of skill issue
i love how most of the ultrakill playerbase seems to be connected to one singular shared brain cell that makes us skip the gabe 1 ending cutscene right as he drops the fbomb
connected by bluetooth
@@Wess64IDK connected on 1G WiFi
@@Teacup44 shared wifi password
If V1 could say this, it would make Gabriel's trauma even worse if you stop to think about the barbaric things V1 would say to Gabriel
I
USE
DARK
MODE
It sounds like the half life grunt
I
I USE
I USE DARK
I USE DARK MODE
MWAHAHAHAHA! I RUINED THE TRIPLE 2
Omg that fits so perfect THE TIMEING plus calling gabriel crawling back to daddy jesus had me in tears lel
"da dee jey zus"
@@TheRealGears "da duh jizz us"
@@TheRealGears This translates to "Death comes from zus"
Love how Gabriel's Fbomb was skipped like if it was a scene in a kids movie lmao
Gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT F- *gets shot*
V1: This is a family friendly channel!
Ultrakill is my favorite kids movie
@@decade4984violence for all ages
Ultrakill is just season 500 of Veggietales.
@@albertskoften1452*Big reveal at the end of the game* Machine, we stand at the end of time itself. Let our final battle take place face to face.
*Gabriel removes his mask, revealing his true identity as Larry The Cucumber.*
"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF DOLLAR" LMFAO
“YOU DEFY THE LIGHT!”
“I. Use. Dark. Mode.”
“screw you” **shoots him with screwdriver**
V1: Om non numnumnum I eat your blood hahahaha
V1:VRUUUUUUUU
@@AjPrime-w4g V1: POW!
V1:POW
V1: Missed me! Missed again!
"YOU INSIGNIFICANT F-" *gets shot* "LOLOLOLOLOLOL" I broke at that moment.
plot twist: V1 speaks at an ultrasound frequency that's why V2 responded to him but Gabriel just couldn't hear it
Oddly practical theory
Might run with it ngl, it explains how they speak so clearly over the sound of gunfire
Edit: also explains why Benjamin the earthmover can hear V1 despite their size difference
"Screw you" Followed by using the screwdriver is so basic but still so cool
2:29 Gabriel : YOU INSIGNFICANT
F-
*Shoot at Gabriel*
Last Famous Word before he die.
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..."
V1: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*intense lol*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
May your woes be many... And your days few... - fallen 👼
“What are you gonna do? Cry to god”
That goes so hard
I respect v1 for at least admitting the fight was close instead of pretending he won by a landslide
1:00 blud tried to be vergil 💀💀💀
It was definitely an obvious reference, and I love it!
@@archerburch886Don’t forget the YOU NEED MORE POWER!!
1:55 is the pest part in the entire video. Fight me.
unironically was proud of that one-liner
It was fucking hilarious
When V1 keeps saying fuck at 5 HP, I felt that on a personal level
It's like the sound that plays when you're low on health in other games
@@axolotlcomicI unironically would love a low HP sound that's just the protag screaming "FUCK" frantically
behold the power of dollar got me rolling
this one time.
i- i SPIKED AN ARCHANGEL INTO A FIELD GOAL
V2 BEGGED ME NOT TO DO IT
He said "V1 you fucking bitch i'm gonna punch you with my fapping arm" WHATEVER.
@@TheRealGears Then i did another ONE!
I WENT THROUGH THEM LIKE FUCKING CANDY
@@lordiseverywhere and then we kissed
_group aww_
@@FruitCakeEnjoyer AND I KILLER IT!
WE'RE IN HELL, AFTER ALL!
* gets low on health *
* complians about having low health *
The feedbacker that he called trash: 🗿
Edit: Cuh why does this have so many likes, thanks either way. More publicity for my channel I guess...
actually he was complaining about the knuckleblaster :p
also: I love the idea that V1 sucks at his own game regardless
@@TheRealGears oh ok
cknuckle blaster*
*Knucklebuster
@@TheRealGearsthe knuckleblaster kinda boppin tho when u figure out its niches
0:45 (i'm late but) i appericate the fact that the captions are say what v1 is currently and is about to say, and THEN it's cut off as opposed to showing that it will be cut off
I actually thought you were me for a second.
I am finally happy that I met someone who also calls v1 "🅱1"
My guess is that you couldn't afford Gianni? Gabriel not acknowledging V1's words is definitely funny though.
I couldn't make a script I was happy with. I've been delaying the video for MONTHS trying to write it. I made this proof of concept a long time ago, but never posted it because I thought I could do better.
My personal life has been pretty awful right now. I just wanted to put SOMETHING out to keep people happy.
Maybe I'll re-evaluate the script later, and do a remake. idk.
@@TheRealGears Understandable. Hope you get better.
Lorewise it makes sense, Gabriel still consider’s V1 a mere object at this point and so disregards what it says.
@@TheRealGears don't say nothing about your life on internet people generally won't care and may say shit
@@edinaldonokyojin8974you seem like a fun person
VRUUUU POW
New vocal tic acquired
*Uses V2's arm*
"This arm sucks..."
GOLDEN COMEDY
Gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT
V1: *processed to shoot*
F-
(Famous last words)
gabriel: YOU INSIGNIFICANT F- *breaks down into atoms*
V1: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Masterpiece.
extra thicc crosshair hud is based
What's wrong, altar boy? Gonna cry? Gonna run back to daddy jesus? The au- D A C I T Y. man waa built for the streets
i love how one of the gabriel name things for the subtitles is just 👼
The subtitles 😭😭😭
2:31
V1: shut up kids are watching.
*"Machine. Turn back. NOW."*
V1: *_"NO™️"_*
Gigachad.
ah yes average V1 moment
“REND? sounds… ssstylish!”
1:39
“THERE CAN ONLY BE-“
“Dont care.”
“Railgun”
V1 going “LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL” is fucking amazing
That VRUUUUU POW Made Me Lose My Shiiittt 😅😅😅
“Behold, the power of DOLLAR” 0:54 😭😭😭
DOLLAR
"Turn back, Now"
"No™"
"no" is basically V1's catchphrase at this point and I'm here for it
The Fuggin WEEEEEEE has me dying
"machine"
"yeah whats up?"
"turn back now..."
"NO"
the subtitles are legendary
''screw you'' that was a nice joke
Gabbie: "Your crime is EXISTENCE"
Blue Nikon: "Your crime is being boring"
Top 10 ultrakillin' moments
1:17 made me wheeze
Gabriel: You INSIGNIFICANT F-
V1:*shoot*
'I admire your confidence, this will be a go-- HOLY SHIT!!1"
@@J-Volt-g1o bluid beholded the power of an angle 😱😱😱 💀
2:03
The average Helluva Boss episode (yes, the fact it’s in Hell is not lost on me):
THIS GOT ME GOOD. ❤
Behol da power of angle
This so the video that’s making me get ultrakill on my wishlist.
“I USE DARK MODE.” best quote
Behold! The power of dollar
"foolishness machine, foolishness"
v1:bro thinks he vergil
2:28 *”n o c u r s i n g”*
0:34 thanks!
I love the subtitles, "the funny"
Chad v1 vs virgin Gabriel
Everyone agrees on how v1 speaks but no one can agree on how v2 speaks lol
“screw you” dumbledore said calmly.
2:28 literally killed me🤣
It killed Gabriel too
@@Mooonwithanextrao LOL
You mean to tell me, that i have 100 hours on ultrakill, and it never crossed my mind that you can slide, ON STOMACH ACID?!?!?
YOU CAN SLIDE ON THE ACID WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE???
i didn't know that!!
Have you ever tried shotgun swapping? Makes projectile boosting way easier unless you're doing it so theres more time for dialogue which i understand
I tend to forget to shotgun swap in the heat of boss battles lmao. I use it on cerbs and maurices pretty often tho
This video taught me that you can skip on the acid, and I'm angry. I struggled hard to get the P rank because of the time it took to get there
blud really rage quits after being teased by a machine
*[+GOOD VIDEO POSTED]*
I can’t wait for 6-2
"gonna cry? gonna crawl back to daddy Jesus?"
gold.
I was pretty much saying the same shit while fighting them, like almost word to word whilst also complaining about them monologuing so damn much.
DON'T CARE + RAILGUN + NAILGUN
"NO™" V1 ULTRAKILL
1:52 return to spawn
0:13 Is this even possible?
1:00 "Foolishness, Dante, foolishness."
Gabriel: "THERE CAN BE ONLY-"
V1: Nuh uh
The weeeee never gets old
2:09 i think he was gonna say "The light is perfection." But V1 didnt give a shit
"this arm sucks ass" was so true 😭
Is no one gonna talk about how v1 said "this arm sucks ass"
I love these videos so much they're the funniest shit ever
I. USE. DARK. MODE. -V1 2023
1:46
shi got me cackling
0:12 Wait, you can do that?
I've P-ranked everything but P-2 on violent, but clearly still don't know sh*t about this game
Edit: (that and probably P-3 when it comes out)
Yeah, you can do that.
And from what I tell, it works on nearly any liquid. Just hit it from the right angle while sliding, and you can skip across like a stone.
Doesn't work so well on some types of lava, though. Notably the lava in 0-4.
@@TheRealGears I P-ranked p-2 on violent...
This reminds me about how I was having imaginary conversations with Gabriel the first time I fought him and repeatedly calling him a femboy and accusing him of having daddy issues
That "holy shit" lmao 0:44
I use dark mode broke me
Can't wait for their rematch with V1's voice.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"...What are you doing?"
“You insignificant fu- *Gets shot by V1*
Behold! The power of CAPITALISM!
Behold!
The power of *DOLLAR* !
Machine, wake up.
New ULTRAKILL video.
YOU CAN JUST SLIDE ON THE STOMACH ACID WATER?
we so need a 6-2!!!
also, cute proot sona! :3
Didn't know you could avoid acid damage by sliding
Behold the power or dollar 0:56