Imagine the actor trying to get a date at a bar: Actor: "you know I was in several movies?" Date: "omg I'm talking to a movie star!" Date: "so what did you act as?" Actor: _"it's complicated"_
Anti-Communist communism will prevail and capitalism will fall even though us crabs are the only communist country and out economy is in the negatives but still
You know what's really messed up, Jabbas torturer droid is a sadist who actually builds droids from scrap parts and specifically designs them so she can better enjoy their suffering. Gonk droids don't scream usually. She programmed that in.
Oh damn, I just realized something. I think the gonk droid being tortured in that scene from ROTJ might not actually be a gonk droid at all. It's clearly yelling and vocalizing in ways that gonk droids can't normally do. I think it might actually be an EG-6, which is what gonk droids were based on. EG-6's were at a glance identical to the later gonk, but they couldn't speak by default. They were however more easily customizable. Since it's not doing the iconic call of the gonk, I think that poor droid might actually be a vintage EG-6 with a custom vocal processor.
I have a fan theory. The gonk droid is really a Sith Lord. He’s been secretly running things from behind the scenes. Sidious, Maul, Vader, Binks, they were just puppets in the gonk droids master plan to conquer the galaxy.
A bit lucky for them is that they probably don't feel as much pain as a human does, as it's likely they just need the pain receptors to sense dangerous terrain. Another reason why they're the most powerful and influential character in the canon.
I want one patrolling my house. I think it would be soothing background noise. *smash hiss smash hiss smash hiss smash* *gonk* *smash hiss* *gonk* Mmmh, like the gentle sound of crickets, light rain, and distant thunder.
How could you forget the first ever appearance of GONK when R2 wakes up on the Sand Crawler? You have the later scene where they arrive at Owen and Baroos farm, why not the earlier one?!
This is from outtakes since these are actual peoples just stuffed in plastic suits... this was from scene and scenarist was yelling "keep in the hallway" actor probably got scared and thought they are yelling at him so he played it as it's still gonk droid and move away. You can find it on youtube under "Making Star Wars: Gonk Droid in Death Star Hallway"
Playing as Gonk Droid in Lego Star Wars is the closest I think I'll ever be to happiness in life.
An experience we all (should of) had
GONK droid in LEGO Star Wars is the only necessary character
I’m gonna go be a honk droid and LEGO Star Wars for Wii
Nice, 369th like
Raptarion 69 you have not loved till you have experienced it.
Game of Thrones: Main antagonist has 2 minutes of screentime
Star wars: Main protagonist has 2 minutes of screentime
The real hero
:(
It’s a shame there wasn’t more screentime of the Gonk King and his Gonk walkers.
Gonk
god, I needed this so badly...
Im sorry for your gonk
God? You meant Gonk.
Palpatine:UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
Gonk Droid:Oh i don't think so.
*Gonk, I needed this so badly... *
@@exo8686 bruh I just killed palpatine with the Gonk Droid
"What is my purpose?"
"You're a giant battery with legs."
"Oh my Gonk..."
Bo.
I love how the first GONK was literally just two large bins with a guy inside it who had robot legs
It gonking sucks that we only have this much screen time.
Yeah same here but being dad
You have no screen time?Do you even know who I am?
@@corpsemachine6949 no one cares
Gonk Droid WOOAH there buddy, don’t just go throwing around the g word like that
‘My LEGO brother
Imagine the actor trying to get a date at a bar:
Actor: "you know I was in several movies?"
Date: "omg I'm talking to a movie star!"
Date: "so what did you act as?"
Actor: _"it's complicated"_
"I'm also a meme"
"Wow! What meme!?"
"Well..."
Jack Purvis? Eh he's probably dead
Gonk Droid lol that scene was confusing
I would say it loud and proud, fuck id pull up at the bar in the costume
He's hesitant cause he doesn't want the entire bar to flood
1:10 heaven
I fapped
@@pianoboi4842 i failed nnn for this... Worth it
Better than hot chick heaven
How can I make this in the game?
G O N K
Conspiracy theory: the entire Star Wars universe is only a projection from the lens of a gonk droid
Anti flat earth Anti vegan it doesn’t hurt anything
You’re not far off. It’s all from R2-D2.
Nice
Its not theory, its a fact
*Confused Screaming*
*Did you mean* : _"star wars but only the good scenes"_ ?
pumpkin boi except 0:11 that shit was sad afff
@@Devo57 yeah
No. It's star wars with God droid in it.
It's missing b1 battle droids but yes that what he meant
Anti-Communist communism will prevail and capitalism will fall even though us crabs are the only communist country and out economy is in the negatives but still
Hello there my fellow gonks
Obi Wan Kenobi we meet again
GENERAL KENOBI
General Kebobi !!! *lights lightsaber*
Gonk
Hello there. Ogi Wan Kenobi here yes thats my nickname
Playing as a GONK droid in LEGO Star Wars was one of the best experiences of my life
Yea
I agree
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
* *GONK* *
It’s sad how one of the most favorited characters in Star Wars gets only 3 minutes of screen time across the whole saga
Gonk droid is the new Boba fett.
A true Glup Shitto.
1:12 that sound is nostalgic
@@emmanueljeromed.barcenal170 𝙜 𝙤 𝙣 𝙠
G O N K
There’s something so insanely funny about Gonk droid
they're just all around wholesome little units
you missed the gonk droid from SOLO thats trashing the place with the other droids
Detective Baghead And the couple of them walking around Echo base in ESB.
and the Gonk from Mandalorian EP5
also a few more gonks in episodes and shows and idk if games count
G O N K
Gonk Droid Gonk
I showed this at my grandpops funeral
He drove us home afterwards
StarBoyBooya526 Gonk has risen a man once more
Wait-
E
0:11 I can't believe this happened im shaking and crying right now.
GONK doesn’t scream so those screams weren’t his that’s means he’s having pleasure
It hurt a lot😡😢😭 I’m sending those guys to Brazil!!!😡😡😡🇧🇷🇧🇷
You know what's really messed up, Jabbas torturer droid is a sadist who actually builds droids from scrap parts and specifically designs them so she can better enjoy their suffering. Gonk droids don't scream usually. She programmed that in.
@@dustinjones7458 I thought you were kidding, but this is real! Holy shit!
@@mr_cookies352 why would we want em? Keep my country's name out of your mouth
You forgot the ones that supply you in the OG Battlefront...
Yeah I always associated them with ammunition
“Yeeees, Gonk Droid, resupply my gun :)”
Imagine being in a movie and your only role is to wear AC vent pipes on your legs and a trash can over your head and say “Gonk”
And to wear trash can lids when you walk
It's the part I was born to play!
gonk: a star wars story
What a beautiful movie story
Oh damn, I just realized something. I think the gonk droid being tortured in that scene from ROTJ might not actually be a gonk droid at all. It's clearly yelling and vocalizing in ways that gonk droids can't normally do. I think it might actually be an EG-6, which is what gonk droids were based on. EG-6's were at a glance identical to the later gonk, but they couldn't speak by default. They were however more easily customizable. Since it's not doing the iconic call of the gonk, I think that poor droid might actually be a vintage EG-6 with a custom vocal processor.
which brings us back to the age old question "what sick fuck would design a robot to scream in agony?"
@@ShrexualTension It's funny because they have no souls
Gonk
@@ShrexualTension gonk
Exactly. I always hated that scene and questioned why it was ever created in the first place, seeing how droids "aren't sentient beings..."
When he said "Gonk."
I really felt that.
I have a fan theory. The gonk droid is really a Sith Lord. He’s been secretly running things from behind the scenes. Sidious, Maul, Vader, Binks, they were just puppets in the gonk droids master plan to conquer the galaxy.
My friends: so, what's your favourite droid in starwars?
Me: It's complicated...
Fun Fact: The Power Droid was the only Star Wars figure I ever owned as a kid in the 70s
The only one anyone needs
I always liked gonk droide even before he was a meme
We all do. That's why he became a meme.
A man of culture, I see.
is hard to dislike gonk droid. is simply doing his own thung and gonking to victory
Gonk gonk gonk gonk
I mean he's kinda adorable. Just a blocky guy walking around...no...a blocky GOD.
Nobody: nothing
Swedish gonk droid: jönk
Brazilian gonk droid: Gômque
Russian gonk droid: Гонк
German gonk droid: Gvonk
Nobody:
Polish gonk droid: Głąk
GŁĄK KURWA!
Filipino Gonk: g o n k p u t a n g i n a
He a blocc
He do a wocc
He say ‘gonk’ when he tocc
I too go GONK when I tock.
*He goncc**
...It's gay to have TikTok
He gonky as hell😏
When he said “wah wah wah wah woah” I felt that
He says "gonk"
Mr F talking about when he was tortured unjustly in Jabbas Palace. I feel his pain and suffering
@@bobmcbobson9639 Who could do this to such an Peacefull und gentle creature?
A bit lucky for them is that they probably don't feel as much pain as a human does, as it's likely they just need the pain receptors to sense dangerous terrain. Another reason why they're the most powerful and influential character in the canon.
Wah wah wah haug eeee
You don’t just click on this and then DISLIKE it.
If you do your a monster.
95 gonk deniers did
Theory: TH-cam disabled dislikes, solely so the Great Gonkinator can have no haters.
It all makes sense now, TH-cam prevented people from disliking Gonk droid.
Gonk : “GONK”
G grievous : “general gonk”
Wah waaah augh eee
*G O N K*
I want one patrolling my house. I think it would be soothing background noise. *smash hiss smash hiss smash hiss smash* *gonk* *smash hiss* *gonk* Mmmh, like the gentle sound of crickets, light rain, and distant thunder.
I'm going to cum reading this
Ah yes the walking reactor thats ready to blow at any moment
Lets start a gonk comment chain: _gonk_
Star Wars Expanded gonk
Gonk
_gonk_
Gonk
Gonk
Probably the most helpful teammate in any star wars game.
If I recall, gonk droids are walking power stations. Does that make them the original power bank?
After seeing this, all the pain of existence left my body, only one single beautiful word crossed my mind
*gonk*
Love him or hate him he's spitting straight facts here.
1:15 just you and gonk, happy as can be
Probably the only character who can match and even beat Goku Ultra Instinct.
Hey guys
Spoiler alert
Gonk droids are going to be the main villain in Rise of Skywalker
Masterdiamond6 impossible the gonk is too good to become bad
Zethical YT that’s true because gonk droids are way too strong with the force that they can never turn evil
Gonk droids are superior beings that don't need to care of the lives of mortals
Palpatine returns as a gonk
The universe would be doomed if they turned against us.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gonk?
It’s not a story the simpletons would tell you.
A legend to be told indeed
When they said ‘gonk’ i felt that
The first scenes were just the Gonk droid being tortured
He got tortured for our sins
1:06 This is beautiful. A bunch of Gonk droids having a sunbathe...
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not god himself:
Gonk Droid: *G O N K*
Gonk
0:58
R2 D2: I like the rectangle thing but I don’t know about you orange head... rectangle thing wait up!
"I am the droid thy gonk; thou shalt not have no other droids before Me."
It sucks that Gonk god didn’t appeared in Kenobi series
0:02 top 10 saddest cartoon deaths ever
Lol this moment sounds like he’s the pufferfish eating a carrot
0:42
Love how everything's going to shit and they're just... G O N K
Finally, a watchable version of these movies.
This is officially the best character in all of Star Wars.
0:25
There everyone, a *Gonk* button
The Gonk droid is so clearly a guy scrunched up in a box it's funny.
Christians spent decades constructing a book about their GOD. But God was capture in only two minutes.
As a Christan, I know when I have beat. All háil Gonk, our Lord and Saviour! X3
Thank you. I never knew I needed this. Thank you.
God I wish that were me.
Only in gonk
Imagine being a gonk: you just walk to places.
Gonk is love.
Gonk is life.
He walcc, he talcc, but most importantly he GONCC.
I bet a *Gonk Droid: A Star Wars Story* would make Disney billions!
gonk droid my beloved
When he say "g o n k"
I felt that 😳😩👌💯
Trash Boat 𝐺𝑜𝑛𝑘
If you have 2 minutes and 8 seconds to live, this is what to do.
I like to imagine that it’s not actually a droid but one very short storm trooper stuck in a trash can.
Remember he used to be my ammo dealer on Battlefront 1 and 2.
This isn't the Star Wars movie we deserve.... but it's the one we need.
The Gonk Droid is a jem that should be protected at all costs.
Ah yes Darth Gonk we meet again
May the *gonk* be with you
Gonks are the Incarnation of Peace! They aren't Jedi or Sith they are so much more! The Gonks are the Chosen one's wich brings balance to the Force!
How could you forget the first ever appearance of GONK when R2 wakes up on the Sand Crawler? You have the later scene where they arrive at Owen and Baroos farm, why not the earlier one?!
all hail our lord and savior
When he said "GONK" i felt that
I swear there’s more than this! There’s several in a New Hope, and one in The Mandalorian that I’ve seen so far.
0:27 wow that gonk looking around blow my mind
This is from outtakes since these are actual peoples just stuffed in plastic suits... this was from scene and scenarist was yelling "keep in the hallway" actor probably got scared and thought they are yelling at him so he played it as it's still gonk droid and move away. You can find it on youtube under "Making Star Wars: Gonk Droid in Death Star Hallway"
I thought there were more scenes of the gonk droid in that clone wars episode
I like to think there's a tiny dwarf in every gonk droid
This feels like a video that I belong in
*Gonk*
Everyone: *shit, that's deep*
So this is the adventure of robo jesus seems very godly epic
I want to have a talk with the person who decided that their battery should be sentient, and also able to feel pain
“Gonk”
Gonk Droid, 3:16
Excerpt from the Holy Bible
Holy Gonkle
gonk droid is the pinnacle of star wars.
Slowly, he becomes a hero.
The gonk Droid looks like a gasoline pump.
It kinda is. Its a walking fusion reactor that can power a starfighter indefinately.
"GONK"
- gonk droid
Wise words, words to live by
He's speaking the language of Gods!!
When you realize that honk droids are just walking batteries
The most powerful character in Star Wars
Ah yes, gonk droid: the alliance. I remember that game like it was yesterday.
Anyone else ever thought that the GONK droid looked like a walking bin
Are you trying to correct me
I thought he looked like a T.V.
Gonk Droid sets an unrealistic standard of attractiveness for viewers
Me: The memes are strong with this one
The CHAD gonk droid vs the beta mouse droid
EA's Battlefront was very cozy when it just had the gonk droid walking about.
When he said GONK I felt that.
R/prequelmemes atm