I was there just casually falling asleep then this bloody ad just went YOGHURT, BUY THE YOGHURT GIVE US YOUR MONEY, YOUR GOOD SWEET MONEY FOR YOGHURT *WHATS THE POINT OF ADS IN ASMR VIDEOS?!?!*
Whenever you say hello there it just reminds me of Obi Wan Kenobi everyone in the western or mid western part of the U.S stay safe keep warm and try not to go out to much
I love his videos but for some reason I am genuinely really annoyed that I've missed my flight, missed my opera show and now am not allowed into the asmr convention. Like it kinda ruined the video, I went from ultimate relaxation to genuinely annoyed. Like let me in man 😓☹️😟
I JUST LOVE HOW U MAKE ME TINGLE & RELAX ,BUT THE ADS THAT PLAY WHILE YOUR DOING SO MAKES ME GO TO SOMEONE ELSE , SORRY , NO OTHER ASMR FROM OTHERS DO THIS ?? SORRY FOR CAPS I DON'T SEE WELL
D.E.R.D another patient of the sanitarium I see. You must have traveled through the rift leading to this place. We must get you back to Arkham. It’s Margaret’s garden for you tonight
*Circle time* Therapist - So what’s your name and what’s your occupation? *Looks at Fred* Fred - Well, ya see, I cut hair, tattooist, I’m a Sith Lord, Jedi, movie ticket salesman a chef. Anything else? Fred - Oh yeah I’m a part time mechanic. Therapist - Mechanic? Fred - Yeah i work on intergalactic robots. Therapist - Ahh ok, I see Radios in - *Security we’ve got a crazy one again* *Fred shows up dressed as security* Fred - Did I mention I’m also a security guard? Therapist - Oh dear god please no
In the future fred has masterd cloning he has made an army of freds to help the world relax here at one of the many new ASMR conventions the clones run security keeping all safe and relaxed
Some say as they walk into the battlefield, with a menacingly powerful, deep but relaxing tone, a voicing echo can be heard from afar of a million Fred soldiers reciting the ASMR national anthem of "......Hello there.......and welcome........"
It was said during the ASMR clone wars the Tingbottem droids faced the clone freds in all out relaxation the droids were advance but the clones had cunning and soothing voices. It was said general REG insulted so many driods on their style that they would all flee before him fearing losing repuation.
the Fred's with their overwhelming power of ASMR went around the galaxy liberating planet by planet until one day the droids employed planes now the Fred's being as powerful as they are fought hard but no matter how relaxing their voices were it just couldn't compete to the immense noise that was omitted from these planes and thus the once great Fred army was gone, wiped from existence.
Master Jedi yeah that’s why you skip through the video the first time, watch all the ads, and then go back to watch the whole thing again stress-free because there won’t be any ads
Fred: "Do you know where you were trying to walk into?" Me (not expecting be correct): Diagon Ally? Fred: (immediate response) Diagon Ally? That's a funny joke." Me: ......O_O
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Fred: Hey can you get me a cup of tea please
Me: Sure
Fred: Oh and *EXECUTE ORDER 66*
Me: What
Fred: What
Oh No, My Beans woosh
@@Lamb666 no its actually woosh to you. He was making a sex joke about the number 69 because fred is hot
@@jadennbarnn9346 xD
You dont have the sub count bub
Lamb Choppy r/wooooosh
TIMESTAMPS (copied from Description) FOR MOBILE USERS:
00:00-01:33 - Earpiece triggers
01:33-09:00 - Friendly Compliments
09:00-18:11 - Pad & Pencil Sounds/Examination
18:11-24:47 - Light Following
24:47-28:20 - Measuring you
28:20-30:20 - Finger Fluttering
30:20-END - iPad Sleep Visuals/asmr convention admittance
Emma even thought they are copied which I thank you for they tune stamps that Fred put are complete bs
Definitely one of my favorites all time role roleplays now. Fred is hella funny, creative, and relaxing. 💯
Wait...is that FredJoker on the other end of the walkie-talkie? O_O
I thought so too
Sounds like it
I thought it was Dr T ASMR LOL
I didn't really hear it or notice much until reading. It spoiled it for me.
Kyuubi451 omg
Damn a 40 min asmr vid with a 2000+ views and not a single dislike. Must be because your likability shines through even your grumpiest personas😋😝
SaintSanity also he is literally Thor
The "Tranquil Knights of Sleep" sounds like a kickass fireteam... brilliant idea Fred!
I’ve listened to so much Asmr I can’t go to sleep now 😁 but I still get tingles edit: I get a ton of tingles
I guess these pesky Jedi are dead now?
Finally an ASMR that i can have for the night after high school and taking care of my young cat.
Alternate Title: "Security Gaurd with the Sixth Sense Foils your Assassination Attempt"
“Let’s begin with introductions”
“Hello there...”
Me: *GENERAL KENOBI*
I was there just casually falling asleep then this bloody ad just went
YOGHURT, BUY THE YOGHURT GIVE US YOUR MONEY, YOUR GOOD SWEET MONEY FOR YOGHURT
*WHATS THE POINT OF ADS IN ASMR VIDEOS?!?!*
Money? Asmrtists gotta get paid somehow
First time viewer here, haven’t had tingles in a few months. That radio conversation in the beginning was a trigger I didn’t know I had. New sub.
I've watched this video at least 12 times now. The tingles are insane. Thanks again my friend Fred!
OH MY GOD FRED 😂😂😂 that's the most gratest idea on ASMR video ever 😂😂 nice trigers btw
Your inner Sith Lord continues to slip out, 8:28 had me in stitches. Classic, keep em coming 🤣
“Stop! You’ve violated the law!”
FUUUUSSS-ROOOOOOOOW-DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm relaxing like I never did before while in the coral reefs under the Pacific Ocean
That execute order 66 bit made me laugh more than I'd like to say.
Him: Were do you think your going
Me: my bed
Him: easy easy just hold the breaks
Me: GO aWay i nEEd tO sLeEp
almost all of his lines are prequel references... what the fuck I'm so here for it
Fred: With me being a security guard, but not just any old security guard........
An Asmr security Guard!!
Dun, Dun, Dun!!!!!!!!
You know this place is real when thor gotta guard it!
The Sith should've hired you. You could easily make all the jedis fall asleep
Whenever you say hello there it just reminds me of Obi Wan Kenobi everyone in the western or mid western part of the U.S stay safe keep warm and try not to go out to much
I am developing tingle immunity from binge watching Fred's voice so much... :( Still love the videos though!
1:28 "Lmao, did he really lowkey execute order 66 whilst on the job? What a savage...😂
The moment when you miss up and your just like screw it ill keep it in 😆
"You take the red pill-you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
Fred...asmr..
I fucking love that guy lol
Why is this adorable
Awesome man, now i can relax and sleep well, you should open your Channel at Tingles app, would be awesome too
Omg that voice is amazing.
When you tryna get into the club and then get too tired to actually go 😆👌🏽
Great vid man you are an inspiration
1:39 he is trying to use a force trick try to resist 😂
You sounded like Thor when you said "Where do you think you're going"
Excellent video. I love this. It’s so so good. Thank you!
Thor and aqua man = fred but fred = what you would imagine god would look like
Diagon Alley☺️ We love you Fred
The most honest title ever
"execute order 66" I loved It
You know if you got a gas mask with red lenses and a helmet you'd have a pretty good Resident Evil Hunk cosplay.
You know what would be funny? On April's fools, A video from the "Friendly" series comes out, except that time it's actually friendly and all nice :')
Better yet it says asmr but its actually illegal beastiality
Thor has a part time job as a security guard now cause the avengers ain’t payin no more
I love his videos but for some reason I am genuinely really annoyed that I've missed my flight, missed my opera show and now am not allowed into the asmr convention. Like it kinda ruined the video, I went from ultimate relaxation to genuinely annoyed. Like let me in man 😓☹️😟
"Now just where do you think you're going?"
Idk man where are you heading tonight cuz boy u fine
“Execute order 66” 😭🤣
Gotta do a full cavity search 🌚🌝
**Knocks on door** whispers FBI open up!
Great, now thor is doing asmr lol 😂
Thor??
+ zombie = *game of the year*
Even the YOUNGLINGS Fred?!
Are you threatening me, master Jedi?
1:28 kinda just snuck that right in there didnt you 😂
I was about to go to sleep and then I heard “execute order 66” and Then I busted out laughing 😂
It will be done
Not just the dogmatic view of the jed- I mean. A normal person.
You should do an Arthur Morgan comforting his horse role play 😂😊
If Thor and Aquaman had a child. 💛 😂
If biology didnt exist 🤣😂😭🤣😂😂🤣😂
1:30 Order 66 ?...I was sure of it !! ASMRsith conspirate against the Jedi Order Their plan : Tingles them to death
Fred: execute order 66
Me: it's treason then
I swear!!! I dont have the tinggles! !!
He is trained in tingle therapy, asmr sleep, asmr relaxation.
End up working as a security guard.
Haha he looks like he would be the head of a SWAT team
Loving the prequal memes
the prequel memes. the prequel memes!
You would rock a roheriam look
I thought I was gonna die at 1:34
If I had a dollar for every time he called me ugly in any video...
I JUST LOVE HOW U MAKE ME TINGLE & RELAX ,BUT THE ADS THAT PLAY WHILE YOUR DOING SO MAKES ME GO TO SOMEONE ELSE , SORRY , NO OTHER ASMR FROM OTHERS DO THIS ?? SORRY FOR CAPS I DON'T SEE WELL
Can we get a "Papers Please" ASMR?
This vid is actually full of Star Wars referencie, even his intro
We want Photographer part 2
I’ve seen the Thor comments , but no hohenheim and a full metal alchemist video ?
mmm page turning :)
1:28
,,One more thing:
Execute Order 66 - Over now''😂😂
No, Execute order 227
HAHAHAHAH
hello there
I was laughing out loud for several minutes lol didn’t see that coming at all haha
He says “over and out” but yeah I liked the Star Wars reference 😂
Awesome idea Fred! You've mastered the art of being hilarious and relaxing at the same time!
is that the arkham sanitarium that he's guarding?
D.E.R.D another patient of the sanitarium I see. You must have traveled through the rift leading to this place. We must get you back to Arkham. It’s Margaret’s garden for you tonight
Tongue Drum Journey YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
Great video d you are a lot inspiration
D.E.R.D He guards the sacred stash of E.R.’s never ending supply of video ideas.
*Circle time*
Therapist - So what’s your name and what’s your occupation? *Looks at Fred*
Fred - Well, ya see, I cut hair, tattooist, I’m a Sith Lord, Jedi, movie ticket salesman a chef.
Anything else?
Fred - Oh yeah I’m a part time mechanic.
Therapist - Mechanic?
Fred - Yeah i work on intergalactic robots.
Therapist - Ahh ok, I see
Radios in - *Security we’ve got a crazy one again*
*Fred shows up dressed as security*
Fred - Did I mention I’m also a security guard?
Therapist - Oh dear god please no
_Mtthew_ he was probably the therapist too
Wubbed Not probably
he *WAS* the therapist
i laughed hard at this
Plot twist: Fred is also the therapist.
_Mtthew_ 😂
In the future fred has masterd cloning he has made an army of freds to help the world relax here at one of the many new ASMR conventions the clones run security keeping all safe and relaxed
They are immensely superior to droids
Some say as they walk into the battlefield, with a menacingly powerful, deep but relaxing tone, a voicing echo can be heard from afar of a million Fred soldiers reciting the ASMR national anthem of
"......Hello there.......and welcome........"
It was said during the ASMR clone wars the Tingbottem droids faced the clone freds in all out relaxation the droids were advance but the clones had cunning and soothing voices. It was said general REG insulted so many driods on their style that they would all flee before him fearing losing repuation.
the Fred's with their overwhelming power of ASMR went around the galaxy liberating planet by planet until one day the droids employed planes now the Fred's being as powerful as they are fought hard but no matter how relaxing their voices were it just couldn't compete to the immense noise that was omitted from these planes and thus the once great Fred army was gone, wiped from existence.
Clone army AkA Tajuu Kage Bunshin No Justu
Fred: *Star Wars reference in a non-Star-Wars-related video*
Me: A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
He also said “Hello there”
@@coltonketter9346 GENERAL KENOBI, YOU ARE A BOLD ONE
Hello there
*"Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete."*
Could you do an Indiana Jones style roleplay?
High hopes
That would be Amazing
Double A & co Arnaud Thor Jones: The Temple of Tingles
You got a heart from Fred. I think, that's a good sign.
@@dawno. I hope so x)
"One more thing... EXECUTE ORDER 66"
It will be done...
@Oh No, My Beans - AYYYY HAHAHA THAT'S A SEX NUMBER HOLY SHIT AHHHHHH PMSL
66th like
It will be done my Lord
What name is that lol
Poor guy had to talk to security for 40 min, let him into the club already
I've never seen anyone else use a touch app for ASMR like that before Fred... Impressive, most impressive.
Tippy Tappy ASMR what’s a touch app?
ShadowWolf ASMR 33:58 not sure what the app is actually called 😅
Tippy Tappy ASMR by
You are everywhere before 5 minutes I left you a sub because I saw you under another video xD
Plot Twist: there is no Security Guard at the ASMR Convention. and Fred isn't at his Booth 👀
Plotter Twister: There is no ASMR Convention
Plottest twistest: Fred is the ASMR convention
OMG!!!!!!!!!
Plotest To the Plotest to the Twisted Twisting: Fred is a Federal
I didn't know Thor was an undercover ASMR Security Guard.
lllolol hehe When saving the world is not getting paid well
I'M WHEEZING RN!!! 😂😂😂
This joke was so original! What are you guys, tourists?
lllolol hehe lol haha
🤷🏻♂️
I figured out that you can skip forward in the vid to watch the ads then restart the video and you won’t get ads
But he needs that ad revenue
Master Jedi yeah that’s why you skip through the video the first time, watch all the ads, and then go back to watch the whole thing again stress-free because there won’t be any ads
Or get TH-cam Red :)
No duuuur
Nobody tell him
Class: *quiet
Me: 10:18
Same
Hahahahaha
LoLuK TPOLLUK Games same tho😂
Every time it's quite
i'm sure you did it with the same face ... :)
Fred: "Do you know where you were trying to walk into?"
Me (not expecting be correct): Diagon Ally?
Fred: (immediate response) Diagon Ally? That's a funny joke."
Me: ......O_O
Astericks boi here i see OwO
@@chinmuandingguite1738 oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah,yeah yeah
Gets a few likes, think they're a sensation.
@@rulanashbury5779 Reads a comment, decides to be a dick about it
"What do they look like?"
"Distasteful."
*Fred looking directly at me*
First
First to reply to your First Reply
Mcdonald French Fries first to reply to your reply
Xx My nose now xX First to reply to your reply
Thor > Wolverine !
iSourPatchKidz first to reply to your reply
Papa Fred. We need a Shrek role play ASMR please.
Jeez. 150 likes. Thanks errbody. The people have spoken papa Fred.
Celik Guler shrek😆👍
@@motodrive7121 imagine the possibilities
Yeah for real
ThIs iS tHe PaRT WhERe You RUn awAy
Only a jojo thing
The voice on your walkie talkie was very well done. It was almost unrecognizable!
I thought it was Matt?
0:23 Ah General Kenobi
Me: *waves hand* "you do not need to see my identification"
😆😆😆
In my opinion, this is your best roleplay since the Joker roleplays! I didn't think you could top those haha. Keep up the good work Fred! :)
HUGH JACKMAN TOOK FIRST I TAKE SECOND
You're 3rd
The Dark Prince Y'all are geniuses...
🤦♀️
Ronin IMPOSSIBLEE REEEE
@@cjsmr9751 REEEEE
Grabs camera in the middle and screams THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?
"REZNOV IS DEAD MASON!"