00:00-Ad 2:33-Intro, waking you up, checking your tickets and destroying them with scissors and a nail clippers 10:36-Soft-spoken apologies & leaving you to sleep 11:23-Plane cabin white noise 12:00-Being woken up for tea, tapping, crinkling, shaking 17:06-Tea being served/spilled, soft spoken apologies 19:25-Tea packet crinkling, more apologies and subtle insults 21:18-Plane cabin white noise 21:32-Black pillow crinkling 23:32-Travel pillow tapping 24:28-Plane cabin white noise 24:39-Offering you a hot towel, burning you with said hot towel, tong tapping 29:03-Plane cabin white noise 29:17-Offering you fragrance and then spraying it into your face 32:18-Spray bottle sounds and rapid whispering 33:09-Backhanded compliments and thank yous 36:00-Plane cabin white noise + outro
On my first flight on British Air. So far, I have gotten my suit ruined from boiling tea, face burned from steaming hot towels, blinded by perfume spraying on my face, and have been deprived of sleep. 10/10 would fly again.
I’ve had my return ticket destroyed, my clothes ruined, been burned by tea and towels, my makeup rubbed off and blinded by perfume. Honestly, I’ve had worse flights. 🤣
@@maddawg-madigan07 lol, I remember me and my friends had a game called “American Airlines” where we’d grab the smallest member of our group and drag him through a field.
Fred you should do a Star Wars themed "airline" checkpoint like having your ticket and luggage inspected by an Imperial Officer before your allowed off world
@@WirelesswolfNo it hasnt not by Fred at least I mean like hes done things that are similar but not a star wars themed "tsa" like we are on a imperial or republic controlled planet and we get stopped and questioned and have our luggage. Hes done regular tsa but not star wars themed.
@@SusieLegionDBD - Subtleties is meaning the tiny details that you might notice in his facial expressions, voice, and body language. The stuff that gives you the impression of how he feels about the situation. They’re called subtleties because they’re… well, subtle.
How on earth did he not laugh while making this video?? 😂😂😂 I’m legit laughing my ass off especially at the nail clippers and cutting the ticket with the scissors part 😂😂
This was just amazing man!! Two things 1) When you spilled the tea you reminded me of Ms.Doubtfire.. hilarious and amazing and the end with the puff spraying and the whispering, you should make an entire video doing just that. That was super relaxing.
"All in different order for ultimate confusion, as well" I died so hard laughing :D :D This was so funny and relaxing, and lovely white noise. Thank you, Fred.
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “Although he completely messed up my ticket and kept telling me to calm down, but his tie was pretty cool” - a customer who collects ties
I've watched this video 10 times already and its amazing, you should make videos with the worst reviewed theme more often, it always gets my curiosity to know what kind of stupidness will he do next. On top of that it's relaxing as hell. Damn amazing, awesome job right there.
I was headed out the door but your tantalizing whispers made my scalp and brain all fuzzy so now I’m gonna do this for the next half an hour. Your voice is almost paranormally bewitching, you tingle master you.
I've been coming back to this one for years now...probably my favorite one ❤ "Might be a little bit of caffeine in there, but nothing that would keep you awake.."
I’m flying out to Vegas on Saturday. From Heathrow, on a British Airways flight. If my experience is anything like this, I doubt I’d be calm and relaxed 😆
Our "eyes" starting to close at 35:08 but then abruptly opens since you're still yapping on, was such a nice touch! 😆 VERY TRUE! And very relatable! Thank you for this.
Got back here after about a year. I totally forgot the reference in the advertisement. “Use my knowledge, i beg you.” Absolutely great way of implementing this! I enjoy this
I am studying for my exam and have some ASMR videos on during that and I have to say... Polyhedral Combinatorics doesn't seem so annoying anymore in comparison xD
Hypothesis: this airline is not REG airlines. REG would never touch a passenger; it is beneath him. That implies that REG airlines has a higher rating than British Air. Interesting.
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I swear, the Starwars references always make me so happy
Same tbh
Timestamp??!!...😳🤔
@@ericaleslie257 The beginning of the video
I just can't stop laughing when he take out the nail clippers and start cutting the ticket.
It killed me
Lmao same! 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
But why didn't he use clippers on my departure ticket? Does that mean it is not going to be accepted when we land???!
Hahahah
“my very special stamp from the lost and found department”...nail clippers. I’m still laughing at that 😂
00:00-Ad
2:33-Intro, waking you up, checking your tickets and destroying them with scissors and a nail clippers
10:36-Soft-spoken apologies & leaving you to sleep
11:23-Plane cabin white noise
12:00-Being woken up for tea, tapping, crinkling, shaking
17:06-Tea being served/spilled, soft spoken apologies
19:25-Tea packet crinkling, more apologies and subtle insults
21:18-Plane cabin white noise
21:32-Black pillow crinkling
23:32-Travel pillow tapping
24:28-Plane cabin white noise
24:39-Offering you a hot towel, burning you with said hot towel, tong tapping
29:03-Plane cabin white noise
29:17-Offering you fragrance and then spraying it into your face
32:18-Spray bottle sounds and rapid whispering
33:09-Backhanded compliments and thank yous
36:00-Plane cabin white noise + outro
Thank you
Thanks :)
Thanks how much Patience
Thx (:
Thanks man, you just saved me two an a half minute od my life 😂😅 thanks for the work
Plot twist: he isn't a flight attendant, he's just a passenger who got a hold of a uniform and started trolling other passengers.
ekisde
@@santiagcarls3616 xd
Was just about to make this comment lol
Lol
Nah, hes just a frequent flyer who thought the flight attendants were too polite
I like the idea that you’re not meant to be able to tell if he’s deliberately annoying you or just genuinely like that
I know that's why I feel bad for all the characters for no reason
Rude English Gentleman should be a Netflix series
Well he isn’t being rude in this one so this is outta context. Probably didn’t watch the video
@Fugh no
Do you speak old Nord? I'm sure you'd be mistaken for a viking
Let's make a petition,everyone here! It's so damn good
I agree.
On my first flight on British Air. So far, I have gotten my suit ruined from boiling tea, face burned from steaming hot towels, blinded by perfume spraying on my face, and have been deprived of sleep. 10/10 would fly again.
I’ve had my return ticket destroyed, my clothes ruined, been burned by tea and towels, my makeup rubbed off and blinded by perfume. Honestly, I’ve had worse flights. 🤣
The hell kinda airline were you on that was worse? Flight 666 straight to Satan??
@@soumilsingh8585 It was probably American Arlines.
@@maddawg-madigan07 lol, I remember me and my friends had a game called “American Airlines” where we’d grab the smallest member of our group and drag him through a field.
@@Definitely_Dave dafuq??!!😂😂😂😂
@@Definitely_Dave sounds like a fun game
Fred you should do a Star Wars themed "airline" checkpoint like having your ticket and luggage inspected by an Imperial Officer before your allowed off world
Been done
@@WirelesswolfNo it hasnt not by Fred at least I mean like hes done things that are similar but not a star wars themed "tsa" like we are on a imperial or republic controlled planet and we get stopped and questioned and have our luggage. Hes done regular tsa but not star wars themed.
The subtleties of the annoyances and insults is an art form, Fred. You are an artist in ASMR and being a nuisance. Bravo
What is subtleties
@@SusieLegionDBD - Subtleties is meaning the tiny details that you might notice in his facial expressions, voice, and body language. The stuff that gives you the impression of how he feels about the situation. They’re called subtleties because they’re… well, subtle.
@@jesuschristonabike8878 you mean *subtitles*
@@SusieLegionDBD no. Subtleties means very hidden details or actions,
@@apocalypse5228 Ah I see. Alright then.
10:58 "i'm sorry it's just a habit of touching passengers, they've told me about that before " 😂😂🤣
“This will not take any time whatsoever”
*looks at video that is 36 minutes*
Narrator: This took very much time soever.
LOOOOL
Morgan Freeman: this indeed did take time
Fred: *Yelling to get my ticket mid-flight*
Me: “@-“
Fred: “CANT YOU SEE THAT OTHERS ARE SLEEPING?! Shhh.”
@Christian Ball congratulations
@Christian Ball well now I’m changing it. To be fair to everyone
@@Market_ my real name doesn’t have any A in it ):
@@viiperbiite well then. Now it’s changing again
@@Market_ oh hey, my real name starts with an @!
How on earth did he not laugh while making this video?? 😂😂😂 I’m legit laughing my ass off especially at the nail clippers and cutting the ticket with the scissors part 😂😂
This was just amazing man!! Two things 1) When you spilled the tea you reminded me of Ms.Doubtfire.. hilarious and amazing and the end with the puff spraying and the whispering, you should make an entire video doing just that. That was super relaxing.
17:47 the anticipation for the tea to just spill on the expensive suit😂
"All in different order for ultimate confusion, as well" I died so hard laughing :D :D This was so funny and relaxing, and lovely white noise. Thank you, Fred.
When Fred said "Wake up Wake up" I died of laughter as it reminded me of that meme
Someone has escaped the loop
System restarting
WAKE UP WAKE UP
All the teas numbered here for you, all in different order for ultimate confusion as well. This line killed me instantly
"Im sure the other passengers are, sound asleep"
So then why did you wake me??
These kinds of videos are so funny
Because they already get that torture 😂
or got?
Airline service:
⭐
Roleplay and tingles:
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Is the bakround real or green screen?
I also get tingles so easily
@@mr.eugenekrabs.44 he definetly bought a ticket for an airplane, to film an asmr video
“We have some lose leaf tea in here, bagged up. Also called tea bags” the casualness of the delivery is what gets me. Lol
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
“Although he completely messed up my ticket and kept telling me to calm down, but his tie was pretty cool”
- a customer who collects ties
I've watched this video 10 times already and its amazing, you should make videos with the worst reviewed theme more often, it always gets my curiosity to know what kind of stupidness will he do next. On top of that it's relaxing as hell. Damn amazing, awesome job right there.
"We have loose leaf tea which is bagged up in here, also called tea-bags." XD
6:33 - “You can return to your sleeping momentarily”
The video being 36:37 minutes long
This is the REG after he had gotten too many complaints and HR told him to "act nicer".
I was headed out the door but your tantalizing whispers made my scalp and brain all fuzzy so now I’m gonna do this for the next half an hour. Your voice is almost paranormally bewitching, you tingle master you.
This is uploaded at 1:04 PM
Looks like it's time for me to go to sleep
@@bhav_2470 asia?
That’s a great idea.
The Chris Hemsworth energy is strong with this one
he makes Thor himself look like discount Thor
Fred has the whole Chris Hemsworth energy himself
I like it
This was such a creative idea, like I'm really impressed how you made it both original and relaxing!
The “sorry I won’t talk to you about teas” “so let’s talk about teas” that was so funny
Cmon guys hes trying his best, show some support for him, he just want to make our flight better
This is by far one of the best roleplays you have ever done😂
20:01 "all in different order, for ultimate confusion" best improvisation
Hold on hold on hold on... Fred. My man .. were you using a nail clipper for the tickets?!😂 6:16
Your eyes do not trick you, he indeed, used a nail clipper as a stamper!
From the lost and found.
it’s his new stamp! (:
I think that was the most relaxing sponsor announcement I've ever listened to. Thank you
I didn't disturb you there, did I? Oh, well that's just too bad. SAVAGE FRED
“Please enjoy your tea” *walks away with the tea*
This feels more like a personal recollection of a recent flight than an asmr video
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
@@GavinJBerry-kq1jq wait wait.... Wait!?
I know it's prank but why did you put that 12 years ago in your channel name?
The time & effort that goes into making these videos for us has to be appreciated.., best channel by far, thank you Fred 👏👍
Thor got drunk and started acting like a clingy child on an airplane
This didn't make me sleepy...this made laugh so hard I nearly lost my voice!
This is a f***ing parady!
An ASMR video that wakes you up at the start?
I n t e r e s t i n g
Can one of you next videos be themed around giving the mandalorian his next bounty
Obi-wan waking you up to bug you about tea “Hello there”
This is just c3po as a flight attendant
This is the funniest thing ever when he was spilling the drink I was crying but love the video😂💕
"I got this stamo at lost and found in poland"
*pulls out nail clippers*
Had me dying lmao
I have beeb dying for these plane ones. I am a huge admirer of your travel asmrs !
I love the Star Wars quotes :)
Same
I've been coming back to this one for years now...probably my favorite one ❤
"Might be a little bit of caffeine in there, but nothing that would keep you awake.."
I’m flying out to Vegas on Saturday. From Heathrow, on a British Airways flight. If my experience is anything like this, I doubt I’d be calm and relaxed 😆
Our "eyes" starting to close at 35:08 but then abruptly opens since you're still yapping on, was such a nice touch! 😆 VERY TRUE! And very relatable! Thank you for this.
✈Worst airline BUT 👨✈️best acting!👌Thumbs up from Germany 🙋🏼♀️👍
When he said, “Of course you don’t want to talk to me about teas.” My heart... I would love to talk about teas with you sir!
"The pathway to many abilities some-"
"CONSIDER TO BE UNNATURAL!"
"-times (...) out of reach?"
"FUUUUUU-"
when I read the FUUUUU- it was in Ninja's voice lol
I've been through much worse...
Rynair
Never here this early....
I’d like to thank the ppl who made this happen...
Love the channel really helps me relax after a stressful day
The video begins:
3.2...
What? you thought that Fred's sponsor would skip are the only ads I'm glad to see
Really funny video yet relaxing at the same time, well done and thank you
13:32 I didn't know you shopped at Whittards for your tea, Fred. Good for you, I love the tea, coffee and hot chocolate they sell there. :)
Got back here after about a year. I totally forgot the reference in the advertisement. “Use my knowledge, i beg you.”
Absolutely great way of implementing this! I enjoy this
“ you know what they say, red face at night, makes you want to sleep” Looks like this flight attendant forgot to take his meds lol, great video Fred
I was the number one fredsvoice listener on spotify last year mainly from relistening to this one.
Hey, he's trying his best...bro is probably a new hire
...still better than Spirit....
Love the videos!! Your voice is so calming.
“You know what they say: red face at night... makes you want to sleep” yes
i Iove every video you made about British air. Thanks for make such interesting video to make our feel relax and happy.
Who else thinks Fred would be a good actor?? 🤗
me!!
He is a great actor
Yes I agree
U mean thor0.2
He the actor of thor from marvel
I am studying for my exam and have some ASMR videos on during that and I have to say... Polyhedral Combinatorics doesn't seem so annoying anymore in comparison xD
Y’all I’m falling asleep listening to Thor’s stunt double
(I ain’t complaining your amazing)
Those scissors sounds with the whispering gave me so many tingles.
When he pulled out the nail clippers to stamp the ticket I died
The real question is why did he stamp it? This is not a train?
Very nice video, you play the flight attendant as good as every role in your videos! Love it
No way this is the guy from fortnite
The sound of black pillow is my new favourite trigger 🥰
*Fred is really the definition of quality and perfection.* ☝🏼😊
The airline/ train asmr Fred does are my favorites
Me after 2:53-2:55 :
he can't be that bad, he just said "please"
Me after 4:05-4:18 : GET ME OFF THIS FLIGHT
Why does he always make me smile 😌
Thor's back with another banger
Well timed I’m super anxious todayyy
Hypothesis: this airline is not REG airlines. REG would never touch a passenger; it is beneath him.
That implies that REG airlines has a higher rating than British Air. Interesting.
Relaxing noises...but a scenario I'd find unabashedly stressful
I feel so angry and so relaxed right now lol
Lol
Me: about to fall asleep
Ad: I hAvE a ChAlLeNgE fOr AlL oF yOu
Day 3 of asking for a ralof ('hey you you finally awake' guy from the elder scrolls skyrim)
Day 2 of supporting
YES!!!
underrated comment
You were trying to cross the border
@@hurb3222 Right? Walked right into the Imperial ambush, same as us.
Honestly best role play asmr I’ve seen :)
Im taking Rude English Gentleman Airlines next time.
Its so funny to see Fred spill the tea
Such amazing acting
Well now I can't decide if I like worst rated flight, or rude English flight better.
Flight Attendant: “This won’t take any time whatsoever.”
*31 minutes left in the video*
I find Fred vaguely threatening at all times
The stamp is a nail clipper, great snipping sound, what a find hahah
Me: I HAVE MY TICKET
Him: shhh don’t raise your voice calm down
Me: wait I DONT HAVE MY TICKET!!! 💀
Him: Thor throws me out of the plane ✈️ 🧑🦽
Perfect video to fall asleep to the night before I fly
“And back here we have a bag of weed”
Probably my favorite in the series so far, the bumbling cluelessness is a fun twist on REG.