Hurt Feelings (Rap Version) - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

Hurt Feelings (Rap Version)
Flight Of The Conchords
Series Two - Episode Three - The Tough Bret
Some people say that rappers don't have feelings
We have feelings (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers (We're rappers)
That hurts our feelings (Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers)
Some people say that rappers are invincible (Were vincible)
Were vincible
What you are about to hear are true stories (Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps (Things that happened to us)
All true,
Bring the rhyme
I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Try to keep it nutritious,
Create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole
No one even mentions my casserole
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
You could a said something nice about my profiteroles
Heres a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was shopping for a wet suit to scuba dive,
But every suit I tried was too big around the thighs,
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies size
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Im not gonna wear a ladies wet suit, I'm a man!
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small mans wet suit, please
Its my birthday, 2003
Waiting for a call from my family
They forgot about me
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
I call my friends and say, Lets go into town,
But theyre all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, they're all in town
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
They're all lined up to watch that movie
Maid in Manhattan.
Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about 'J'
Were you ever called homo, cause at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Tears of a rapper (Tears of a rapper),
Im crying tears of a rapper
Tears of a rapper

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

Just two vincible guys, singing about their feelings

[@LivingNed]

God I wish there was a season 3, even just a new album would be incredible.

[@scottpoor7701]

have you seen their Live in London concert? You can hear it here on TH-cam!

[@phoebea]

​@@scottpoor7701 Great show.

[@bigload6]

I have the same thought at least once a month ;(

[@HIthereeveryone43]

Same

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

or even even just a movie????????? ehhhhhh????

[@andrewcaplan3511]

Why does this still go so hard in 2024???? Like how???

[@bartsanders1553]

Anybody who uses an unused antonym is my hero, be he invincible or otherwise.

[@generalzod5944]

I heard someone say in real life, "I got hurt feelings" and my monkey brain thought of a song from a TV show I have not seen in over a decade. Then I had to go listen to it. Still good.

[@thishollowhill]

We're vincible.

[@bartsanders1553]

@@thishollowhill You are my hero.

[@Kaydubnz]

Invincible

[@TheCroscarmellose]

Jemaine's deadpan "Can we go now?" always gets me.

[@maddiedd]

lol this is my favorite song of theirs
first time i heard "asshole" being rhymed with "casserole"
:D

[@timproudfoot5362]

You may enjoy the casserole scene from Stealing Harvard. One of my favorite songs too.

[@siruguri]

And profiterole.

[@JamesYShih]

"They forgot about J." As a fellow "J" this hit close to home.

[@kittennebula]

Got to love a rapper with a baby polar bear t shirt on...aaaahhhh. Nice.

[@blahblahblah4544]

Any time my feelings are hurt this is my go-to lol

[@TAWPTierJustin]

"i call my friends, say let's go into town / but they're all too busy to go into town / so i go by myself, i go into town / then i see all my friends, they're all in town."
still the greatest 4 bar set-up ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@tayIon]

And Germaine is there too lmao😅

[@rays2794]

Like fine wine FOTC gets better over time.

[@stanis_gaming]

Damn, I love them so much, I was sure this would have millions of views by now. 15 years. My God. 240p was the high quality back then. I'm feeling so old now.

[@darthkek1953]

That's 15 less years ahead of you today than were ahead of you 15 years ago. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

[@TheMarkWilson]

Tears of a rapper

[@Moondancin]

"Get me a small mans wetsuit, please"
said sternly

[@kumatoni5245]

All good examples.

[@LulJam]

i love that bret always wears shirts with animals on them

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

truly the peak of passion

[@charlieslawnik3284]

It hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers!!

[@InertiaCreeps]

Still jamming to this in 1984!!!!!!

[@mikemcpeek3334]

Every day you guys make me feel better

[@matulich77]

"Has your family ever left you and driven away?" So funny.

[@go0dguY]

Nice casorrol Jermaine

[@purplelobsta]

Aw, me too. Someone said that if I were to be an animal, I would be a llama, and that I resemble a llama.
I FEEL YOUR PAIN

[@carriefischer9552]

HEY PERSON THANKS FOR FEELING MY HURT FEELINGS PAIN AND SPEAKING OF PAIN MY MOMTHER IS A PAIN IN THE BUTT AND I DO GET MY FEELINGS HURT 😕🙁☹😥😢😠 FRIVKEN BITCH

[@jocomfiresin6982]

You should have spit on them.

[@CycloneFNF]

i love this song

[@fraug.7778]

I love these boys - why don´t ya com to germany? that hurts my feelings...

[@thechewiechannel2692]

2021. my feeling still hurt

[@pinkkittenmusic]

3024 now,.same hurt 😂

[@brimalias6519]

Thanks for being so totally inspiring still loving hearing this song evertime I play it, over 10 yrears now lol Your N awesome part of my clan bru!

[@AyngeMackay]

The live version is hilarious. "That motherf#cker's been simmering for an hour forty-five!!!" LOL

[@user-ky9ul7dp3r]

Waaatccch Flight of the Concccchords oooonline heeeere => twitter.com/687e9060d9707b357/status/824453483654819840

[@kaitotatsuya]

I love the version where " it took a long time to make a chaserol muthafuckas"

[@jataim4197]

Brett didn't even acknowledge Jemaine's 'casserole' :(

[@strangeloveesq]

Maybe that’s why Jemaine didn’t invite Bret to Maid in Manhattan. 1:46

[@requiem4adream33]

@@strangeloveesq LOL first time i noticed Jermaine is in that crowd, thanks. I'm always staring at the dude in the red beanie struggling to pull it down lol. Edit: Just noticed that Brett is also in the Casserole scene, not even mentioning his perfectionroll :D Abusive relationship confirmed xD

[@toakasi6425]

Found my real feelings gem 💎 goat 🐐 song 🎵

[@cropdustin6867]

We're vincible

[@BOBTHEBERT]

Thanks for introducing me to this song Schwiggan!

[@petra1797]

Is it me or do they just have the best and funniest ideas 😂😂😂 but the way they thought about this is crazyyy

[@mikemcpeek3334]

Thank you guys I feel I can wake up toda

[@vellaris9249]

Vladislav from What we doing in the Shadow is rapping. Awesome

[@oriolesBraw]

Just unlocked a memory I forgot I had lmao

[@tigermunky]

2003.......fuck......that was 20 years ago. I'll just go carve my own coffin.

[@badvamp666]

THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY, MUM

[@tamarahayward9753]

Absolute gold... Lol can anyone else picture Boris the animal singing this lmao

[@monehget]

"The day after my birthday is not my birthday mom." Word 😢

[@kasn.t.c7849]

lol thanks Billy your right they are awesome I just got familiar with their stuff all of it is brilliant they sound better than some of the parodys they base it off of jaja wish they had official video for I'm a seagull. ..

[@ariadneschild8460]

Yay now I can enjoy this all over again, thanks guys love from Australia!❤🇦🇺

[@wiccanlver]

i love the birthday bit lol

[@MistahJigglah]

I say "feel like a prized asshole" because of this song.

[@nflynn]

The New Zealand rap scene was invented by the Rhymnocerous and "Jermaine" absolute bangers like "Have you ever been asked if you hair is a wig" XD

[@mikemcpeek3334]

Love you guys

[@amybee2660]

Watching this in July 2024 to cheer myself up because my dad had to put his 13 year old dog to sleep and our hearts are broken and I have HURT FEELINGS.I GOT HURT FEELINGS.

[@googleisgay3289]

Prize asshole is a wonderful line. And it rhymes.

[@prosen8966]

I love the Amadeus bit!! ❤

[@Person1865]

I think it's a Biz Markie reference.

[@damookster5919]

I just realized the reference to biz markie’s just a friend in this song

[@runnergunner42]

LOL 1:42 jemaine is right in the middle XD

[@strangeloveesq]

Understandable, considering Bret didn’t even compliment his casserole!

[@adonepelagree]

Agreed.

[@user-bd9gc5wg7s]

Graphics 10/10

[@singthroughyourguitar]

Hilarious! FotC weekend for me. 😂

[@MollinatorRed]

Conchords are AMAZING
plus, just fyi, all the smart guys are in Drama. That's where all the ladies are!! We love it when I guy is secure enough to use his talent.

[@user-bg3tn4xv3i]

"Oops! Looks like you dropped New Zealands' mineral export!"

[@guitarlukeomg6394]

it's my birthday 2003
They forgot about me

[@Thotalina]

keep it nutricious guys

[@josemontano7767]

Hilarious I just discovered this

[@mathewschofield6053]

People from the wairapapa stand up

[@Lucabalsack]

I gOt HuRt FeELinS

[@maddiedd]

no one even mentions my casserole

[@stephanieshaffer9966]

❤❤❤

[@MollinatorRed]

hahaha you rock xD

[@andrewcaplan3511]

This is essentially Ethan in RE7!

[@puffersparadise481]

damn when was this made?

[@Leemo707]

HAHAHAHAHA EPIC

[@loveuabundle]

get me a mans wetsuit LOL Brett is so cute xx

[@IPokedUrMother]

Why Doesnt This exist in Spotify Anymore?

[@user-lf2np3iq1b]

When you have a new rapper who's playing basketball

[@Niccs9]

15 lads... lmao fucken hilarious

[@simondando1097]

...Have you ever been rejected by Mur ray, Have you ever been told there's no season 3? I've got hurt feelings.

[@Random_C-nt]

New Zealanders
With
Attitude

[@ruaridhhanna]

It's a song dude.. They're just highlighting common annoyances..

[@mokajones74]

The bullet-proof 24 carot-gold tears of rapper 🥲

[@ParallaxView111]

The resolution on this video should be upgraded.

[@dssdrumss]

I'm a man!

[@samoliverknott]

no one even mentions my casserole!

[@BuddhaFang]

Can you please fix the subtitles or post the lyrics?

[@BoeingPrototype]

Get me a small mans wetsuit, please.

[@mikedonovan4768]

240p ??

[@googleisgay3289]

Far better than its salt. But given salt's exchange rate these days, I'd take the face of a llama over twenty-two daisy dukes.

[@simondando1097]

I feel much better about my 'weird shaped head' now.

[@TheMarkWilson]

5 people hurt someone's feelings

[@agentorange81]

You guys make music sound like two guys with vibe and a synthesizer and possibly a hobbit stayed up all night and hit music mythos sometime around 4 AM . oh ..I meant a stunted growth hobbit with no plans for the future .🦃 walk of turkey yo

[@cynthiarowley719]

Lightning in a bottle.

[@UCoif3lJEaoA4y6-vxcQQhkA]

1:58 weird shaped head

[@user-ey8st9is2r]

Сука это лучшая песня на свете

[@kasn.t.c7849]

whats song they doing parody of please jaja

[@owentypebeat2449]

It's an original song from them, and whoever helps them if they even have helpers for scripts and stuff

[@billystewart4]

Kas N.T.C
There is one bit of parody going on here. It's with the toy pianos and the powdered wigs; that's a throwback to Biz-Mar-Kee (not sure how he spelled it), a really bad one-hit-wonder "rapper" from the 80's... I can't even remember the name of that "song/rap" but it was horrible and the parody by FOTC had me laughing hard...
Bret and Jemaine are brilliant. Genius songs, genius show; I still don't understand why HBO canned it. Speaking of HBO, see their live concert from HBO if you haven't; it's hilarious. That concert led to the TV show deal with HBO. Two seasons and three CDs wasn't enough for comedy as good as this, though...

[@llstrikes2754]

@@billystewart4 shut your old head ss up bruh, biz markie ain’t ever fell off LLB

[@llstrikes2754]

@@billystewart4 you are such a cornball bro

[@luftshine844]

Do i sound stupid if I want to hear this in 8-bit?

[@irlrp]

Its funny cause Bret doesn't have any friends

[@carlospinto4102]

Have you ever been told that you look like a llama? lol!

[@georgewardley500]

nope you just hear it wrong

[@coreycox2345]

.

[@Chirpy-eo8jq]

>.> and why is a lady’s swimsuit insulting, again?

[@the_prophecyyy]

you seriously don't get it?

[@allstarwatt7246]

because he is a man...

[@nunyabiznis3595]

Rhys darby is. just. not. funny.

[@ThePrynceemo]

Goes so fucking hard

[@simonsniep]

How the fuck did i end up here

[@sheridan7475]

congratulations

[@Fotc12345]

I miss flight of the conchords, its been 3 years since the show :(

[@nicolaim4275]

And now its been three times longer since this comment.