Simpsons Histories - Lionel Hutz

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  • @Snakie747
    @Snakie747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    I've argued in front of every judge in this state, often as a lawyer.

    • @Den.Vos.Reynaerde
      @Den.Vos.Reynaerde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Priceless... 🤣

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF- Hey, this isn't the YMCA.*

    • @kalibos
      @kalibos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Works on contingency? No, money down!

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This, it still breaks me up and I can't but read it but it's Troy's voice in my mind.

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kalibos
      "Mr Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the film _The_ _Neverending_ _Story..."_

  • @coreck
    @coreck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2960

    Mr. Simpson, don't you worry, I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

    • @SleightCreative
      @SleightCreative 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      by far my favorite hutz quote

    • @coreck
      @coreck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@SleightCreative It's a great episode in general.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh yeah from The Treehouse of Horror 4 story called The Devil and Homer Simpson. He ended up going to the bathroom and climbing out the window!

    • @coreck
      @coreck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Melissa Cooper oh yeah that’s one of his other best moments!

    • @skornthesnake6935
      @skornthesnake6935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But I ask you "what IS a contract?" Webster's dictionary defines it as an agreement under the law which is unbreakable. Which is UN.BREAKABLE.

  • @TheRealJims
    @TheRealJims  5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    I didn't really notice this until watching the video back, but Lionel Hutz is a surprisingly Marge-centric character. She shows up a lot in this video. It's really Marge and Bart, who the writers seemed to love pairing up with Hutz.

    • @davidlieber5807
      @davidlieber5807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      TheRealJims Now that you say it, yeah, you’re right! I’d initially think of him as Homer-centric

    • @stephanecayouette9429
      @stephanecayouette9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hutz from nhc approves!

    • @lennykelly3752
      @lennykelly3752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      TheRealJims next time could you do the lawyer with blue hair who has that annoying voice
      Edit: the guy at 1:18

    • @readingguy6041
      @readingguy6041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TheRealJims can you do a sixty second review of Behind the Laughter? I think it's just such a different episode for the show and I'd love to see your take on it.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well that's because her no nonsense attitude and honesty contrast with his shaddiness really well, whereas with Homer he can basically talk him into anything with little to no effort and where's the fun in that ?

  • @WhoElseButZane
    @WhoElseButZane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    "Does that sound like a man who has had ALL he could eat? I rest my case" I always thought that was a good argument

    • @coreck
      @coreck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      "That could've been me!"

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I was once not allowed to take any more food at a buffet so i know how angry Homer felt.
      Maybe i should have hired Lionel Hutz and sued them.

    • @farmerwithashotgun8523
      @farmerwithashotgun8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@CyberLance26 you was wildin wildin

    • @otisl.1422
      @otisl.1422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite by far and one I use regularly.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He got really lucky with a very sympathetic jury that time.

  • @trolleymouse
    @trolleymouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son' ..."

    • @shawnerr5786
      @shawnerr5786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TrolleyMouse one of my favourite

    • @DJ-bq8ng
      @DJ-bq8ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a kid I told way, just way too many people this Hutz quote.

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg yeah

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Possibly the darkest joke in the entire series (at least the classic era).

    • @taffyadam6031
      @taffyadam6031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shawnerr5786 ew

  • @RihokoSakuraiFan
    @RihokoSakuraiFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    Works on contingency?
    No, money down!

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      thats so funny

    • @kode-man23
      @kode-man23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Oops, this bar association logo shouldn't be here either.

    • @xxcrysad3000xx
      @xxcrysad3000xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My friend wrote that in my yearbook in 7th grade. Gets me cracking up to this very day.

    • @skornthesnake6935
      @skornthesnake6935 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

    • @comradesXcosmos
      @comradesXcosmos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      this is one of my favorite Simpsons quotes ever, right up there with “this is the room with the electeicity, but it has too much electricity, so i don’t know, maybe wear a hat”

  • @Enevan1968
    @Enevan1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    "Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it."
    "Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter."

    • @thabongnkosi
      @thabongnkosi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Enevan1968 Classic Miguel Sanchez 😂

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You get eight bucks for the night and you can take two popsicles from the freezer

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think there's a good point abut Hutz being so charming it's plausible why he keeps getting hired. That first quote sounds so reaffirming until you take in what he actually said.

  • @erisi236
    @erisi236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    there was such a huge hole left in the Simpsons when we lost Phil

    • @robo3007
      @robo3007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Same applies to Marcia Wallace, too...

    • @Kikyolover9
      @Kikyolover9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree

    • @roxannemichelle6483
      @roxannemichelle6483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Both of actors passed away but it so sad Everytime he played both characters lional and Troy and she played Bart's teacher

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@robo3007 And now we lost Russi Taylor, voice of not only Martin Prince and Sherri and Terri, but also the voice of Minnie Mouse since the 80s. I wonder if Pamela Hayden is gonna take over since she was the voice over when Taylor wasn't available.

    • @samdiego1965
      @samdiego1965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not just the Simpsons but the whole world of comedy. That man was a national treasure

  • @roncanada6
    @roncanada6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Homer I don’t use the word “hero” very often. But you, are the greatest hero in american history

    • @twistedstrength.
      @twistedstrength. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Woohoo!”
      This was going to be my favorite quote from Lionel Hutz, but you beat me to it friend.
      I don’t even quite understand what’s happening here other than I suppose he’s trying to flatter and embolden Homer into hiring him and going in on this clearly fraudulent lawsuit.

    • @davetheplugpalumbo1621
      @davetheplugpalumbo1621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That scene is a pure comedy masterpiece

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely flawless delivery of that line.

    • @businesssecretsofthepharao8901
      @businesssecretsofthepharao8901 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The greatest line ever delivered on television!

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    My fave Hutz moment?
    " This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin... And it still says guilty ... and guilty is spelled wrong!"

    • @jamisonandrewmanhorvaththe1124
      @jamisonandrewmanhorvaththe1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      eep

    • @nathanjones5457
      @nathanjones5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favourite Simpsons joke.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i dont get it

    • @MattWard-iq2by
      @MattWard-iq2by 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Judge Snyder is incredulous at Hutz’ last ditch yet ridiculously incompetent attempt to get Marge off the hook.
      1. He forges the verdict and uses distinctly different paper.
      2. He doesn’t change the forged verdict to secure his client’s freedom.
      3. And to top it all off, he can’t spell.

    • @madelinetracy3847
      @madelinetracy3847 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My fave too! 😂

  • @Thatbasedcat
    @Thatbasedcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    This man inspired Bart to be a legal professional, as show in some of the future episodes. In the joke about a world without lawyers, Bart states,“Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I want to be a lawyer just like you.”

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And he ends up being Chief Justice of The Supreme Court.
      Mind you that would be somewhat easier when your sister is the first straight female President.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good for you son, good for you.

  • @IsaacWhittakerDakin
    @IsaacWhittakerDakin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    My favourite Lionel Hutz quote is:
    "I move for a bad court thingy"
    "You mean a mistrial?"
    "Yeah that's why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy."
    "The lawyer."
    "Right."
    It's my favourite quote as despite being a lawyer he shows absolutely no knowledge of the law and I'm surprised the Judge keeps him in the room after that! Also both Dr Nick and Lionel Hutz make their first appearances in the same episode 'Bart Gets hit by a Car'
    For the next Simpson's history I'd like to see Lenny and Carl.

    • @RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia
      @RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Isaac Whittaker-Dakin
      Carl = Black
      Lenny = White

    • @IsaacWhittakerDakin
      @IsaacWhittakerDakin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia is that right?

    • @PEZhead5432109876
      @PEZhead5432109876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “I’m Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I’m Lenny.”

    • @samirsalesi3453
      @samirsalesi3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a law student, I can confirm that this is the case for many lawyers, judges or legislators. Nobody really knows what we are studying/doing, not even professors. That’s the beauty of it.

    • @RicardoAGuitar
      @RicardoAGuitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Empor ! What does Lionel Hutz know about bird law?

  • @MrJACKBaird
    @MrJACKBaird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    There's the truth... >:(
    And there's THE TRUTH :)

    • @MagusMarquillin
      @MagusMarquillin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And that's the tooth! XD

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It works on so many levels!

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Yoseqlo1
      GIVE THAT MAN THE AWARD!

  • @martinfawkes595
    @martinfawkes595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    “Lionel hutz attorney of law and personal drug dealer... keeperawayer”. For the next simpsons histories I’d like to see moe.

    • @GuyDude-hk8uy
      @GuyDude-hk8uy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      See moe of what?

  • @marty1076
    @marty1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    It would mean the world to me if you did a Simpsons Histories on the mysterious Mr. Snrub. Though his time on the show was brief, I have always wondered what's the deal with him. Why was Smithers so keen on helping him out if he's a total stranger from a land far away?

    • @theretodo4928
      @theretodo4928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      YES! MORE SNRUB!

    • @ryancole3058
      @ryancole3058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He likes the way Snrub thinks

    • @jaet4540
      @jaet4540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That would be a good April fools video

    • @taopilot2669
      @taopilot2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like the way Martin S.M. thinks.

    • @RicardoAGuitar
      @RicardoAGuitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Other characters that need a deep dive:
      Wavy Gravy
      Boo Urns
      Handsome Pete
      Guy Incognito

  • @ThoRCX
    @ThoRCX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Phil Hartman (at least on the picture you choose) looks both like Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure at the same time.

    • @freckleonmylumpsack6031
      @freckleonmylumpsack6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So very true

    • @Rbills02
      @Rbills02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      freckle on my lumpsack
      they joke in the DVD commentaries that if they ever did a live action Simpsons that Phil Hartman would be one of the few actors who could play his characters in both.

    • @freckleonmylumpsack6031
      @freckleonmylumpsack6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Rbills02 -hands you a cookie-

  • @koalrobertson183
    @koalrobertson183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I think Otto would be an interesting character for an episode

    • @L1am21
      @L1am21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      my name is outto and i like to get blotoed

    • @PEZhead5432109876
      @PEZhead5432109876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To this day whenever someone mentions a dumpster, I always quote him about the Trash Co. brand Waste Disposal Unit

    • @belleyelena7720
      @belleyelena7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!! I was just thinking that the other day!

    • @AlkisenSuper
      @AlkisenSuper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He'd probably get into how the character went from a cool, ambitious rock-and-roll bus driver to just a sad, pathetic drug user. Easily one of my least favorite changes in a character.

    • @farmerwithashotgun8523
      @farmerwithashotgun8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No bumble bee man

  • @NumbSkull2602
    @NumbSkull2602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    “That was a right pretty speech sir, but I ask you, what IS a contract? Webster’s defines it as an agreement under the law which is unbreakable. Which is UN-BREAKABLE!
    ...Excuse me I must use the restroom”- Lionel Hutz

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Your Honour, I wish to not only prove that Freddie Quimby is guilty, but he is also innocent of not being guilty"

    • @NumbSkull2602
      @NumbSkull2602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Walks past homer in the phone booth
      “Hey, get out of my office!”

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He left his briefcase. *Opens said briefcase* Hey, it's funny of shredded newspapers

  • @CharloTangi
    @CharloTangi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Your editing style never gets old, your voice is also very calming and pleasing.
    Really makes your videos stand out from other simpsons channels.

  • @michaelfalcione6772
    @michaelfalcione6772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    " well, we lost the case here's your free pizza."
    - but Mr. Hutz were won the case
    "That's okay the box is empty"

  • @TealOpal
    @TealOpal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It's always interesting for me to think how relatively "major" of a secondary character Lionel Hutz was during his time on the show. He made a lot of appearances early on, he was given a major appearance in a Treehouse of Horror segment, he was chosen to babysit the Simpsons kids over every other secondary character, et cetera. I always subconsciously think of Hutz as a more niche character, kind of like Cletus or Hans Moleman, but he really wasn't. He was such a great character. My favorite of his jokes would definitely have to be his "Neverending Story" line. It's so dumb, but so perfect.

  • @Rubberman202
    @Rubberman202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Man, Lionel Hutz was such a fun character. A shame they don't use him anymore, but I totally respect the writers decision to retire him after Phil Hartman died. I just wish there was an adequate replacement for him, Gil just isn't the same and the Blue-Haired Lawyer's too competent to have these fun "bad attorney" jokes.
    Edit: favorite Lionel Hutz bit? "Works on contingency? No, money down!"

    • @aidanpeterbio
      @aidanpeterbio ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's a great simpsons trivia podcasts called No Money Down lol

  • @spyroG3
    @spyroG3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "I'm Not Wearing A Tie At All
    ."

    • @handznet
      @handznet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This!!!

    • @Maxwell-237
      @Maxwell-237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GASP!

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure you were just wearing a red and white striped club tie in a half Windsor knot.
      And I dont forget anything. I can even recite pi to 40,000 places. The last digit is 1!

    • @jamisonandrewmanhorvaththe1124
      @jamisonandrewmanhorvaththe1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “” .””

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The funny part is that the jurors gasp to knowing that he wasn't wearing a tie when he was undoing the tie Infront of the jurors.

  • @AlphaBiggotz
    @AlphaBiggotz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin, and it still says "guilty!" and "guilty" is spelled wrong!"

  • @stephanecayouette9429
    @stephanecayouette9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    hey, this isn't the YMCA

  • @moonraker79
    @moonraker79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I rest my case"
    "You rest your case?!"
    "What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed"

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated quote

  • @danielolsson7134
    @danielolsson7134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    My favorite Lionel Hutz moment is in the episode Selma's Choice Season 4, episode 13, where he dubbed his own voice over Great aunt Gladys's in an attempt to give himself a $50,000 inheritance!

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You'd be surprised how often that works. You really would!

    • @claymathewselevator8121
      @claymathewselevator8121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gaiusjuliuspleaser I love how proud he is to say it 😂

  • @j.m.turner1756
    @j.m.turner1756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My favorite Hutz joke is the jail cell bit. It's been my favorite Simpsons joke ever since I first saw it.

  • @RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia
    @RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You are correct.. “brownest of the brown liquors” is not only Lionel’s best quote, but certainly one of the greatest lines in Simpsons history.

  • @poogmaster1
    @poogmaster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I sometimes wonder if the “golden age” could’ve recovered from principle and the pauper if Hartman had not tragically passed.

    • @Altorin
      @Altorin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think passed is the wrong euphemism for what happened to Phil hartman.

    • @Adamhulbert95
      @Adamhulbert95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't think so, but his characters definitely could've made lesser episodes better. Hartman was just great at brightening up an episode, but The Simpsons downfall was just to wide that one man could've saved it. Like now, if Jon Lovitz or Kelsey Grammer are in episode, you know it'll be good but it still won't offer enough to rival the old Artie Ziff or Sideshow Bob episodes. However his presence is still hugely missed on certain episodes that need some Lionel Hutz or Troy McClure comic relief.

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John Barber I had no idea how he died til I read your comment. That's so sad...

    • @alfa01spotivo
      @alfa01spotivo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      principal and the pauper wasnt bad enough to start the downfall, it was fine especially considering it was followed up by the fantastic Lisa's Sax

    • @chezshirecat1872
      @chezshirecat1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe, there were things in the works for Phil Hartman and the Simpsons before his death and it is really sad we will never know how awesome it probably was going to be.

  • @MrSadisticLlama
    @MrSadisticLlama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    How about we check out our favorite local Scotsman, Groundskeeper Willy? He has a ton of interesting history and interactions with the simpsons and is still around!

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there pretty as a picture....augh zombies!...fixes dirt...there pretty as a picture...lol I always loved that line..

    • @king_big_pp
      @king_big_pp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jims and Scots are natural enemies.
      Like Englishmen and Scots.
      Or Welshmen and Scots.
      Or Japanese and Scots.
      Or Scots and other Scots.
      Damn Scots... they ruined Scotland!

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't you mean swimming instructor Willie?

  • @elieeee6
    @elieeee6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I’m still asking for apu

    • @bucwhovian8305
      @bucwhovian8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eli Eeee eww don’t say that out loud!

    • @mankytoes
      @mankytoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm with you, I guess this channel probably isn't best for directly addressing the controversy but it would be good just to watch an overview of him.

    • @mankytoes
      @mankytoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Roy Sunshine Then you don't know what the word "controversy" means.

    • @notmyname9261
      @notmyname9261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Roy Sunshine Just because you don't think that there SHOULD be a controversy, doesn't mean that there isn't one.

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @T K
      Stop, just stop.

  • @Kinzokugia
    @Kinzokugia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Oops, missed a comma."
    'So you don't work on contingency?'
    "No, Money down! Probably shouldn't have that bar association logo, either..."

  • @gusbaker4u
    @gusbaker4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Lionel Hutz is why I still refer to Vodka as the "clearest of the clear liquors"
    Also I never realized how much he looks like a little boy in an oversized suit

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"
    Word Peace
    *shudders in disgust
    You can't help but love Lionel Hutz.

  • @ohno5559
    @ohno5559 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His voice is just perfect, it somehow conveys both absolute confidence and absolute empty-headedness.

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man, it would've been so killer to have him on Futurama if unfortunate circumstances didn't take that chance away.

  • @Specter053
    @Specter053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    You know what? How about Apu? The man is in the middle of a whole controversy, it would be nice to see him not as a stereotype, but rather the good honest salesman who builds furniture and discuss on where is the best place to put it.

    • @king_big_pp
      @king_big_pp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's weird how most of the controversy was manufactured. It all started with this Indian comedian making a documentary about his experiences growing up in America, the entertainment industry, and the most prominent Indian-American in pop culture: Apu. It wasn't anything antagonistic.
      Then the Simpsons writers had this weird backlash against it, months later, because they thought it was some hateful thing? Then Hank Azaria went on The Late Show talking about how he understands some of the concerns raised in the documentary. And then they erased him all together? All for something nobody was asking for.
      It's really bizarre. If I talk about the positives and negatives of Bumblebee Man, I hope the writers don't Thanos Snap him out of existence too.

    • @wmurd
      @wmurd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apu? HONEST salesman? Ha!

    • @jaywinner328
      @jaywinner328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@king_big_pp The documentary felt very antagonistic to me. And they didn't just attack Apu, they went after Hank Azaria for it.

    • @t.o.4251
      @t.o.4251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apu is a pretty great character. But in the spate of pointless re-castings in 2020, I never got uncomfortable vibes from Carl or Bumblebee Man being voiced by Hank Azaria and I don't think anyone watching actually did. But I wouldn't really miss him from the role of Apu.

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leave it to revisionist outrage culture to see representation of an overlooked culture as racism. Apu was more developed than half the characters on the show

  • @ashwolftheva2891
    @ashwolftheva2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My favorite Lionel Hutz Moment:
    Lionel Hutz attorney of law. I'm filing a class actin sue against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play..... I also play Mitch!
    It's so quick and yet so funny I can't help but get the giggles every time he says this no matter how many times I watch Streetcar Named Marge.

  • @strappadork
    @strappadork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think the fact that we don't really know much about his personal life outside of being a lawyer is one of the reasons why his character always worked so well and never got old. We never knew much about him aside from his job so when something completely unpredictable happened it would be hilarious and work perfectly (Like the "Don't touch my stuff!" scene or when he's in the cell next to Homer). Add his never-leaving confidence to those moments and you have yourself a brilliant formula that never gets old. I think that's also why his character worked almost just as well as a realtor and why even some of his smallest roles were gold. It would have been interesting for him to have a spotlight episode like Troy McClure though. And I agree his sudden outbursts in Reality Bites were kind of odd for him. It still somehow managed to fit his character humor-wise though, which I think is an accomplishment. I can think of a lot of characters where that kind of change in personality would have gone horribly.

  • @Vimacone
    @Vimacone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So many great moments. MARGE ON THE LAM alone summed up his low character. All of his scenes in that episode were telling, but hilarious.
    Soliciting legal help to Homer while in jail was pretty funny.
    The show has not been the same since Phil Hartman’s untimely death.

  • @orlandobuckland4794
    @orlandobuckland4794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I would love to see cookie Kwan!!! (But stay away from the west side!!!!)

    • @sodaandcookies1
      @sodaandcookies1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you talking about the west side?!

  • @SKyrim190
    @SKyrim190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I move to a bad court thing"
    "A mistrial?"
    "Yes! That's why you are the judge and I am the law talking guy"
    "A lawyer"
    "Right..."

  • @DirtyDadDingus
    @DirtyDadDingus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Don’t touch my stuff! Wait...this isn’t the YMCA.”

  • @tenaciousdane
    @tenaciousdane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    There's something about the line "Care to join me in a belt of scotch?" It's so blatantly unprofessional but oddly forthright, paired with the energy and optimism he embodies, it really kills me. And then of course coupling it with the fact that he hasn't slept in days, it says so much about him but also raises a lot of questions. Why haven't you slept in days Lionel? Drugs? Paranoia? The guys at the YMCA getting aggressive?

    • @TOBAPNW_
      @TOBAPNW_ ปีที่แล้ว

      A little from column A, a little from column B

  • @nitrosherbert888
    @nitrosherbert888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Billy[edit]
    Billy (voiced by Tress MacNeille) is Troy McClure's assistant who appeared in "Lisa the Simpson", and "Bart the Mother". He was supposed to appear in more episodes, but due to the death of McClure's voice actor Phil Hartman, he was retired along with McClure. He is a child who appears in Troy McClure's educational films. He appears in the films "Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues", and "Someone's in the Kitchen with DNA". A similar child named Jimmy (who at one point McClure also calls Billy) appears in "The Meat Council Presents: 'Meat and You: Partners in Freedom'" in the episode, "Lisa the Vegetarian".

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you really expect us to swallow this tripe?

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “We have hearsay and conjecture which are... kindsss of evidence”
    My favourite quotes of this guy 🤣

  • @mgm3649
    @mgm3649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lionel Hutz was real funny. Classic Simpsons at their peak.

  • @dearratboy
    @dearratboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    **whips out knife** "don't touch my stuff!"
    "hey... this isn't the ymca!"

  • @albinosquirrelmpls
    @albinosquirrelmpls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Care to join me in a belt of scotch?"
    "Mr. Hutz, it's 9:30 in the morning."
    "Oh, I've been up for days."
    Nomination for another histories episode: hmm... Maybe Milhouse? Or his parents? It'd be interesting because it does seem like their divorce/marital status gets further developed in newer episodes, which I'd guess most people have skipped out on. Milhouse himself has plenty of future timeline stuff, and also is just the subject of some very odd gags (appearing on a milk carton label as a lost kid, his flamboyantly homosexual tendencies according to Dr. J Loren Pryor, etc.).

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Awesome choice for a Simpson's History video!

  • @Caun-88
    @Caun-88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Look at him, he's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for ya.
    Requesting history vid of old man Jasper

  • @spazerdazer8421
    @spazerdazer8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If you want to do a main character Lisa would be fun to see the progression of how the series changed her character; it would be the "evolution" of Lisa if you will.
    You'd definitely have your work cut out for you though.

  • @Lexilove2016
    @Lexilove2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like if Phil Hartman was still alive there would be a live action show about Lionel hutz.

  • @marcusascar2486
    @marcusascar2486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I don't use the word hero often, but you, Mr Simpson, are the greatest hero in american history."

  • @vphiameradisogaarwa
    @vphiameradisogaarwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this - just love. You are really adding value to my love of The Simpsons.

  • @chrispetritsch4959
    @chrispetritsch4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'I'm not wearing a tie,at all!' with the proud wave of his arm as he displays his tie-less shirt to the Court.

  • @LukeJones-ib5mq
    @LukeJones-ib5mq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Mr Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history"

  • @donaldshaw8710
    @donaldshaw8710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Bart: "So you don't work on a contingency basis?"
    Lionel Hutz: "No, money down!"

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shouldn't have this Bar Association logo on here either

  • @HarryIndeed
    @HarryIndeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hutz has been my all-time favorite Simpsons character for years. I adore this character with all my heart

  • @ivratsdargy955
    @ivratsdargy955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My vote for the next Simpsons Histories episode would either be Patty and Selma or Waylon Smithers.

  • @clinteldorado
    @clinteldorado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?"
    "It's 9:30 in the morning!"
    "Yeah, but I haven't slept in days. Last chance!"

  • @ToonReel001
    @ToonReel001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?"
    "I'll sell you this one, it's almost full."
    "Well why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl?" (leaves disgusted)
    "He'll be back."
    Lionel Hutz negotiating at its finest.

  • @TheRobbo007
    @TheRobbo007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Before there was Saul Goodman, there was Lionel Hutz.

  • @smoothSnake23
    @smoothSnake23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Can we get 1 for Lenny please?

    • @pauljones3017
      @pauljones3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And a separate one for Carl?

    • @smoothSnake23
      @smoothSnake23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pauljones3017 or maybe 1 for them together since most of the time they r together. Awesome suggestion.

    • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
      @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​Oh no, not Lenny! *Not* *_LENNY!_*

    • @pauljones3017
      @pauljones3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smoothSnake23 : I'd actually like an episode focusing on each other separately, but a single video would be good too.

    • @piplup2009
      @piplup2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "ow my eye!"

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your music choice and placement always makes your videos really that much more enjoyable. You know your stuff and you have a pleasant voice.

  • @Ryomaslade45
    @Ryomaslade45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Man Phil Hartman was so charming, Lionel and Troy could have been okay without him but he elevated those characters to another level.
    Also he was Captain Blasto, which was my favorite frustrating game as a kid.

  • @dennisselleck1281
    @dennisselleck1281 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I got arrested and they asked if I wanted a public defender I instantly said “as long as it’s not Lionel Hutz”. One cop laughted the other didn’t get it

  • @Adamhulbert95
    @Adamhulbert95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Mr Simpson, I was just going through your garbage"

  • @RaveRaptor7
    @RaveRaptor7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    No matter what I do to get away, I keep being dragged back to these videos.
    Your content is just so wholesome I can't stay away from it longer than a couple months

  • @ToonReel001
    @ToonReel001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "My client's film predates all of those things, Your Honor."
    "Oh, yes! I've forgotten your famous film- the one you destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find another copy of? Oh, yes, that film?"
    "Yes......you don't have a copy, do you?"

  • @jdorffer
    @jdorffer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rip Phil Hartman, this show will never be the same without you

  • @JJLarge
    @JJLarge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I rest my case."
    You rest your case?
    "Oh, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed."
    One of my favourite quotes.

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For me, it's the throwaway gag where Hutz bargains for his babysitting fee to include a battered, old birdcage, whispering to himself that he, "Still got it!"

  • @MaximumPotato0102
    @MaximumPotato0102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I move for a bad-court-thingy."
    "You mean a mistrial?"
    "Yeah! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law...talkin' guy."
    "The lawyer."

  • @JamieLeece
    @JamieLeece 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite Hutz scene has gotta be the whole "Works on Contingency? No, Money Down!" bit.

  • @QuintMarvel
    @QuintMarvel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    DO GROUDSKEEPER WILLIE, YOU PIXAR LOVING, COUCH POTATO!

  • @Pixelartshop
    @Pixelartshop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fantastic video. Glad you included the easter egg that Hutz had married Selma at some point. Such a tiny throwaway line for what easily could have been an episode itself and a good reminder that there's constantly "22 Short Films" stories weaving throughout Springfield. She says, "From now on I'm only marrying for love. And possibly once more for money." I was under the impression she was in love with Bob and Troy... could she have married Lionel Hutz for money? Wonder what kind of scam he was pulling...

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well as Lionel Hutz said in Secrets of a Successful Marriage: "I'm a real user of women, I move in and stay until the money's gone."

  • @pjthemaster1
    @pjthemaster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You should do another lawyer character one with blue hair

    • @chainsawmike01
      @chainsawmike01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pjthemaster1 I can hear him say "Mr Simpson..." in my head. haha

  • @tauro_uk
    @tauro_uk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favourite Lionel Hutz quote/scene is in "The Day the Violence Died" ...
    If I hear "objection" and "sustained"... one more time today, I think I'm going to scream.
    ... the subsequent scream from Hutz is priceless.

  • @tecumsehcristero
    @tecumsehcristero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We really lost a lot when Phil Hartman was murdered

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love that they include David Crosby as a total throwaway with only a single line.

  • @heidibarker9550
    @heidibarker9550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "after I accidentally run over his dog. and by dog I mean son, and when I say accident I mean repeatedly"

  • @deviousj5868
    @deviousj5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The legendary
    "Oh that's a typo"
    No, money down!

  • @brianwill7980
    @brianwill7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Care to join me in a belt of scotch?"
    "It's 9:30 in the morning."
    "Yes, but I haven't slept in days."

  • @BigDLiquor
    @BigDLiquor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was rumbling through your channel and couldn't help but hear you needed a subscriber.

  • @MrBump2
    @MrBump2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When in doubt, always blame Ol' Gil.

  • @MrDHWong1989
    @MrDHWong1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my all time favourite Simpsons moments is when Lionel Hutz runs out screaming upon seeing Mr. Burns' lawyers in "Marge Gets A Job".
    R.I.P. Phil Hartman :-(

  • @craigthebrute1512
    @craigthebrute1512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well if that is what you think, I've got something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a tie at all. 😂😂 😂

  • @macmonkeyhat
    @macmonkeyhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You’re definitely right about reality bites being a passing the torch episode, I had noticed that myself. Even though Troy McLure was the more iconic character I feel like Lionel Hutz’s absence from the show was more noticeable because he interacted with the main cast more often, the court scenes have never been the same since. Although the fact that he appeared less frequently from season 6-9 might have meant that he wouldn’t have been used much anyway

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      got a feeling Phil was busy doing News Radio at the time and various movies.

  • @JeffKing310
    @JeffKing310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’m not wearing a tie at all

  • @SomethingBak
    @SomethingBak หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Okay two, and I get to keep this old bird cage!
    Still got it.

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “The Truth 😠 and The Truth 😀”

  • @cooltrainsinmontreal4883
    @cooltrainsinmontreal4883 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lionel Hutz was one of my favorite characters, he was the satire of the legal system, and the writers reminded us of that every time they showed him with his back against he wall of books

  • @OmegaSaurus
    @OmegaSaurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jims, what do you expect of seasons 31 and 32?

  • @austintheamerican3784
    @austintheamerican3784 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somewhere Miguel Sanchez is running a Cinnabon in Nebraska

  • @pokeplayerHQ
    @pokeplayerHQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How about Gil next?

    • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
      @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah cmon TheRealJims ya gotta do an episode about ol' Gil, the wolves are at his door!

  • @SaveUsJMT11
    @SaveUsJMT11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean I'd like to tell you my favourite Hutz quote, but...there's the truth *shakes head* and...the truth! *nods whilst smiling*

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite joke is
    "Mister Simpson your in luck I saw mattock in a bar last night the sound wasn't on but I got the mist of it"

  • @StonedGossard_
    @StonedGossard_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hutz: care to join me for a belt of scotch?
    Marge: but it's 930 in the morning
    hutz: yeah, but I haven't slept in days