Until my Pomeranian died a couple of months ago aged 15, she was an excellent alarm and i didn't need a doorbell on my front door as she'd let me know even if the postman was a couple of houses away; it was always worth paying attention when she started barking.
Mutt is spot on! My mutt managed to tear *both* ACLs at the same time - and he just started walking on his front legs like nothing was wrong with the back two! Keeping him in bed while he recouped from surgery was a total PITA because he kept "hand walking" to the kitchen to see what I was cooking. "Hi, mom! Don't mind me... Hey, is that shrimp?? I loooove shrimp!” 😂
Also everyone who has a dog and makes a lot of things with it like dog play dates, social walks, education from puppy, socialization with other dog breeds, other dog owner friends and so on learns a lot about other dogs and dog breeds :D that's why I, as a husky owner, can also confirm so many (not even close to all!) other breed reactions and behaviour :D he is soo good at this and so hilarious!!!
I wonder that myself. He nails them all. 😂 I have had a few dogs of my own, and family members have had others. We never seem to get the same breeds. Lol. We've had at least 12 breeds in the immediate family. He gets them all perfectly.
I assume he's a trainer. I've worked with dogs in some capacity since junior high and he nails them all. His perception is really keen, maybe like me, he grew up around dogs (I got a sibling at 7 and was almost coparented by dogs so I get so much information at a glance others dont I've ended up doing behaviorist consulting, so sometimes it's just an understanding, like knowing a foreign language from your toddler days). He's also really expressive, he could do a whole standup routine on dogs and dogowners too I suspect, hilarious! 😂
Yellow Lab... man. An old roommate of mine was given a purebred Yellow Lab by a breeder for reasons no one could quite figure out - the roommate did some work on the guys farm, one thing led to another and one day he comes home with this adorable puppy. (He used the communal mixing bowls for her food for the first week, that's how woefully unprepared he was!) As you would imagine, she was the sweetest thing ever. But TINY - she could fit under a plastic single-step step stool. Another roommate had a Maine Coon cat. The BIG ones - he was bigger than the puppy. And he was NOT pleased to have this tiny puppy chasing him and trying to play with him, so he would thwap her with his paws only. No claws, just the giant paws of the Maine Coon. So she would go hide under that stepstool to get away from him.... which actually worked because all the cat wanted was for the puppy to stop bothering him. Dog roommate moves out for 3 months for work, takes the puppy with him. 3 months turns to a year (he's subletting the room to someone else, but still technically living there), and finally after just over a year, the near-full grown dog comes back ... and the very first time she see's the angry cat (now 1/4 the size of her!) she tears off around the house to find the step stool, tries to fit under it (and obviously can't) but she keeps trying to until she literally pushes the stool through a screen door and into the back yard before she realizes what she's done. Then she turns around, looks back at the door, sits down next to the step stool, hangs her head and her tail wags slowly in shame as her owner comes outside and is entirely incapable of processing what just happened. I don't think the cat even got up from his spot in the sun while this was happening. I think he just raised his head to watch, then when she broke through the door, he went back to sleep.
@@staleypharmaceuticals2071 Try a Maremma. Looks and acts almost identical, but they're really an example for shepherds using psychological warfare on wolves and bears. Maremma mountain dogs are kept in the central Italian mountain range as LGDs for sheep. They have the same height and colour as the sheep and a very similar body type with a slighty curly coat. The shepherds make sure, that the puppies grow up among the sheep in an attempt to brainwash them (the dogs) and even make them smell and move like sheep. The final product is basically indistiguishable from the sheep and walks with the herd as one of them, so predators can't tell that there are dogs with the herd. Wolves will try to separate sheep from it, but the Maremmas in stealth mode intercept them (because their dog instincts remain intact and tell them to defend their own pack - which includes the sheep in their case), so every time a wolf closes in on a sheep, it gets to face a dog. This results in severe mental issues among the wolves: They start to think that they can't trust their senses and maybe the next seemingly unattended herd of sheep is really just another pack of dogs, that PRETEND to be sheep! Imagine you're in a club and every time you approach a hot AF lady, she turns out to be a middle-aged office employee in drag. After a while you'll start to question whether you're in the right type of club and not dare to chat up any more girls there, because ALL OF THEM could be middle-aged hobby drag queens.
Had a mutt (border collie black labrador mix) smartest dog I have ever met. He as all mutts could survive anything. The thing that finally ended him was old age at the age of 17. i miss him everyday.
The Cocker Spaniel asking about "health benefits" cracked me up😂 We have a rescue Cocker Spaniel and we have already spent a few thousand on him and we haven't had him a year yet🙄🤯 Still, he is a beautiful loving dog, and we hope to have him for years to come🤞🙏
I didn’t know cocker spaniels had that level of health issues. Most of the issues you hear spoken about are from the large dogs or the ones with smashed in faces (bulldogs, pugs, etc). Damn. Talk about underreported!
Hi Southern Belle. one of my early experiences kept poking in my ribs reading this. With any dog, especially a rescue new to you. Always get a second opinion with their health needs until you have a vet that really fits. I'm not out here calling some vets thieves, actually yes I am. Even if there not some have some very expensive ways of working and are over the top with all the things they tell you a dog will need. I grew up around 14 farm dogs and our vet was the best I've known. My dad spent next to nothing on dogs vet bills. when I moved in the city later and had my own dogs. I found it quite usual among the dog owners I spoke to for them to be spending hundreds if not thousands at times. The dogs on the farm were working animals so we could never have left them sick What I realized is as with human medicine and 'well being' there's always someone wanting to sell you some potion or procedure that your just as well without. Anyway something told me to mention it. Cockers are wonderfully turned on and present companions. happiness to you both
@@elois2002 My uncle's Beagle was a curious one.... always get distracted by the power of the nose, no matter what, she will at least turned her head to look at the something related to her sense that had told her... the cutest part is, she twitch it's nose ,get some clean wet nose few licks, and twitch again to find signal 😂
The laid-back, super-cool, ultra-confident Great Pyrenees impression was on the mark. We guard things, we're good at it and we know it. Signed, Atlas the Great Pyrenees
@@cassandra423 There’s a puppy pack of them in a pasture I drive by daily, and they never fail to go up in arms barking their heads off at me like wutttt did I do lol 😂
Lola is only half Pyrenees mixed with Red Heeler and she’s awesome guarding the homestead even though she’s only 8 month old. She’s still learning but nights she’s out there keeping it all safe.
@@Jack-bi8mg They're working dogs so yes, very easy to train. They're very smart bois. I started training mine at 10 weeks old. Took half an hour to learn his first command, "sit". Once he understood "OH! I do the thing = I get a treat", all other commands were a breeze. He learned lay down, paw, other paw, up, high five in a half hour (so total training time = 1 hour)
@@Jack-bi8mg No, that's one thing I didn't train him for. People don't look kindly to dogs off leash here. But if you'd want to train yours for it, there shouldn't be a problem.
lab is incredibly accurate. my old lab was so airheaded that he needed human instruction, every single time, to go up or down the steps he used multiple times a day for twelve years. still the goodest boy ever
I seriously don’t understand it. I’m on my second lab and they are incredibly smart. They’re one of the top breeds for guiding the visually impaired so they’d have to b.
@@reginafallangie2867 Labs are brilliant yes, but have you ever met one that isn't trained? They are giant dorks! I know, I have one that knows all the basic commands but just doesn't care. He only does what he wants to do when he wants to do it. Eventually he will most of the time get around to doing what you want him to do and yes it is as annoying as it sounds. He is also so outrageously funny ya just can't get mad at him! Some days I want to tear my hair out he makes me so crazy but he is the most amazing fun and loving dog ever and he can make me laugh no matter what he does. That's probably why he is such a brat. LOL he once jumped out of the car and laid down right in the drive thru lane at McDonald's because he was tired of riding in the car and he would not get up. Everyone was laughing and no one seemed to mind having to go to the other lane because he was not getting up or moving. He just does silly stuff like that and trust me, ya can't pick up a huge Labrador if they don't want you to!
@@annebruecks7381 the only one with an empty head is a lab owner who hasn’t trained them. Labs are amazingly intelligent. They are in the top 7 in obedience and working dogs in the world. They are chosen to be service dogs, guide dogs, bomb and drug detection dogs. They are in fact very easy to train due to their eagerness to please, friendly nature (and being very food driven doesn’t hurt either). Why someone wouldn’t at least do basic obedience with any dog is beyond me…but then again, look at all the kids that are out of control too. Admittedly labs are crazy puppies, I always say they are that cute for a reason…but given the proper basic training that any dog should get, they are fantastic adult dogs, eager to please and thrive off of having a job to do.
The outfits and the energies just made this video a 11/10 for me. I laughed so hard, it literally (like, *literally* not figuratively) brought tears to my eyes.
Something that always got a laugh out of me when I was a shelter volunteer was people being surprised by Jack Russel Terriers making six foot vertical leaps for fun.
When I’m scooping kibble for mine he’ll jump like 3 feet in the air over and over again, hitting me with his two front paws because he’s so excited and wants me to hurry up.
Yes to all of these but as a beagle-owned human, that was on point. (You don't own beagles and while they give you unconditional love, they're part cat.)
Dude your dog breed videos never fail to crack up my whole family. Thank you so much for making these videos. Whenever we’ve had a bad day, the whole family sits down and we watch them together. You are an absolute lifesaver and a genius comedian. Your take on dog breeds is always true to form as well as totally fitting of the breed. My whole family also super appreciates that you’re not targeting specific groups of people or attacking them, like so many comedians do for a laugh. Thank you for making such wonderful and funny content! PS I have a German Shepherd and a husky, your perspectives on both are always spot on!
Please do more of these with the different breeds in different scenarios. You're one of my favorite YTs to watch. Another one is Nikko Ortiz. He does the personalities of different military branches in scenarios. I would love to see you doing more of these. You bring happiness to my heart ❤
These are hilarious! Need some American Eskimo for my puppy Hilo. He is my shadow. He suffers from selective smartness. He figured out how to open the patio screen door, but is so puzzled by the word No.
Oh my gosh that is our bunch to a T!!! They're part Eskimo, part jack russell and mostly border collie and that is the perfect description of their mentality!! "Selective smartness"😂
@@ihurricane7 From what I’ve read, as a general rule, yes many of them are shy/have separation anxiety. My girl came from a shelter though, and we have no idea what happened to her, but I have a feeling she was abused. And the water thing is totally accurate- she drinks So much water, even more than the Husky I had in a very hot climate.
Aw, crying when alone too long is so sad 🥺 but it's not the worst outcome; My friends (a married couple) have a Mastiff that basically ATE their couch when they took took too long coming back from errands 😂
My dog was the same when she was younger. I have a mutt and she's very sweet but also very anxious and she used to chew up my furniture even if she was left alone for only a couple of minutes. So glad she was able to overcome her Separation anxiety. :D
I have a Dogue de Bordeaux mix and I've been there. and I still am, right now: on the munched couch, with my oversize pup 😆 my Astro (a rescue from a bad neglect situation) overcame his separation anxiety a few years ago, thanks to the proper training and his innate laziness (panic attacks are a hell of a workout... why eating the couch when you can nap all afternoon on it?) ❤ with a little push in the right direction and a bunch of heavy duty chewing toys your friends' Mastiff (an their furniture) will be fine 👍
@@nimeryaspawnbrd1049 we have a Belgian Malinois mix with isolation anxiety (which is different from separation anxiety). She's fine for an hour, but after that, all bets are off.
Fun and please add the photos of the breeds so that they can all be fun to those who don’t know some of the breeds. Plus you are shown as even more brilliant when you do so we can recognize how you are subtly projecting each different breed look! Thank you!
Mutt is actually spot on, but I am speaking from experience because my dog has actually jumped out of a car. He thought they left me at the old house when we moved so he jumped out to come back for me. He rolled and came out completely uninjured.
I know most dogs are people pleasers, but Brittanys are on a whole other level. My parents have them and they are the friendliest, outgoing dogs and happy as long their humans are. Spot on!
I had a Brittany Spaniel and he was always just so happy and go lucky. Nothing ever bothered him! He was hilarious and just went through life without a care in the world. I also got an Australian Shepherd that came with him, actually it was more the other way around lol, he was ALWAYS nervous lmao. But he had a look of nervous "this is fine. Everything is fine." (While the room was on fire) 🤣
@@annebruecks7381 My parents' Brittanys are the same. They catch wind of any bird, even a little dove at the far, far down the road and they immediately freeze into a point...well the older one does at least. The naughty puppy breaks her point half the time and barrels down the street at the bird.
@@feralscooter 🤣 So this baby girl, the one I'm walking, is only a little over a year right now, and they took her to the beach this past summer and she met some seagulls. They're pretty sure she was terrified of them because she didn't react like she does to songbirds! She ignored them So Hard 🤣
We used to take our Brittany on the sailboat. If a gull flew overhead, she'd dive off the boat after it. If you walked her out onto a dock over the water, she would just hurl herself off if there was a duck or something a mile out. Once she got out, and ran a B-line for 2 miles to the Irish bar in town. We got a call that she was there. When I went in to get her, there she was tied to the brass rail, having a blast with all the old Irishmen. What a nut that dog was!
“So you said lunch comes with this position?” 😂🤣😂ok that Took me the f**k out!! My friend has a bulldog and that fathead boy is ALWAYS munchin on something!! This whole video was hilarious!! Well done sir!!🤣🤣✌🏾
Yes! My cousin has 3 chihuahua mixes. One acts like a golden retriever, one acts like a whippet, and one acts like a chihuahua 😂 she says that her littlest one is feral
Yeah he’s got gorgeous eyes, and has that perfect lanky, long-haired look going on. 🙂 Very welcoming smile, too - makes him seem very approachable and easy to talk to!
Aww, you hit upon all three of my dogs! Although, my great dane is the one who has to turn I circles for half an hour, and the husky cries. But the Aussuevis definitely the one in charge! Thanks for these videos. The always give me a much-needed laugh.
My two Goldens get so excited when we have people over, they're such people pleasers even if it's someone they've never met xD So long as they get cuddles and play time, they're the best 'co-workers' a person can have.
LOL'D on the lab. Nailed it, dude. Have a GP GSD cross and she has the Great Pyrenees attitude of superiority for sure, lol! Keep these coming, they make my day!
yeah that's my jack russle in a nutshell. he loved swimming, like we are talking about 5 hours a day at least. during the warmer months, if he escaped, it was easy cause he'd just run and jump into the pool. trying to get him out was interesting. luckily we had an above ground pool to hide behind and pull him out. we brought him to the vet once and the vet just looked at his leg muscles and was like "holy cow he's ripped." ye. he likes to swim.
I used to love giving my Jack the turn-up of my trousers and telling him shake it... he'd keep going for twenty minutes in the pub if allowed. a proper little head banging heavy metal mutt 😁
@@unterdessen8822 if you are familiar with millennial pet lingo, which apparently, you are not. Let me educate you that a "FUR MOM/FUR PARENT" is a term meaning you are an owner of a domestic mammal particularly cats and/or dogs and you love taking care of them.
@@anabelindaguzman7183 I am familiar with the term "fur baby", which makes sense, as the pet is the furry one. "Fur mom" implies, that you're the furry one and therefore sounds weird to me. All the best to your beagles; and, please, stop "educating" people.
@@anabelindaguzman7183 You took that seriously? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That just proves, that people, who are trying to "educate" others rarely have a sense of humour. Get over it.
The sunny goodness they emanate - the pullover is spot-on. And finding good-natured joy in something like a guitar. We had two Golden Retrievers, and they were so loving, kind, sunny, sensitive and very smart (also, which many people forget, they have hunting-blood, and also, Aisha turned from a cuddlebug to a fierce protective monster when my brother jumped the garden hedge, once, and right back again to cuddlebug when she noticed just in time that it was him) Our neighbour boy used to jokingly call her the cream- or beigecoloured menace (which of course she wasn't - I mean, she was beige, but not the other stuff 😆)
This guy is really funny AND a dog lover (he must have analyzed the behavior of tons of dogs to achieve his videos, right? 🐶). My 2 cavalier king Charles spaniels totally agree with him by the way... 😂. He is also very handsome in a young Hugh Grant kind of way 😉 I only wish this video could be longer and include a rendition of a cavie's mindset during a job interview.
The cavies mindset at a job interview: *look the interviewer directly in the eye and slowly blink your big,round,dark, melting eyes until he or she says "yes,you are hired!💰💰💰 here's six months salary in advance" *
@@londonhi6709 Definitely 😁 they can capture the most cynical hearts with their sneaky charms. The sweet eyes,the feathery ears,the perfect disposition.
I think you just gave me a new character idea, A German Shepherd Mafia Mob Boss, that sounds scary. And given how they're used as police dogs, it doesn't have a difference.
Very accurate. Years ago I had a female GSD, and we fostered other dogs. At one point due to emergency circumstances, we had 2 un cut males for a weekend. I had to shuffle them between rooms and yard. At one point after doing the shuffle, my GSD stopped me in the hall and barked at me for a good 30 seconds straight. All I could say, was"You're completely right, and I promise I will never do this again."
Multiple dog owner here love your videos please I need more you are an incredible actor also I came across a video of you giving a history of dog breeds and I loved it, it was impeccably done and very accurate would love to see more of the comedy of dogs and the history..here's to hoping you have a long career and someone of power sees your videos and picks you up ❤❤❤
@@SugarBooger10 True even if the other dogs were there. 😁 German Shepherds get destructive if they don't have a job- even if it's just protecting their humans. I used to have two.
Man, you are so funny! 😂 don’t know if I wanna adopt you, marry you or get adopted by you, still thinking… 🧐🤷♀️😅😂 thank you for your great work, you really making my day!
I think, I know an Aussie Shepherd just like that.🤣 "My biggest strength? Probably being a teamleader. When I walk into a room, everybody knows, that I'm in charge. Plus I'm as cute as f*ck." It's hard to beat my Leonberger, that died, though: a conscientious miner. He dug a hole by the fence, then ran to me to propose. He was calling me to dig together so we can have puppies together. He broke my heart forevever.
Love your impressions and so spot on! Could you add a (grey) Keeshond to the mix? We had one as I was growing up and I'd love to see your perspective of the breed.
Love these videos!!! I'm terrible at knowing dog's breed and I would appreciate if you put a small picture of each one so I can memorize their breeds better 😅💜
Pomeranian: Listen, the doberman might be security but I'm the alarm system.
Lol, same thing with my Bichon. He's our alarm system.
Until my Pomeranian died a couple of months ago aged 15, she was an excellent alarm and i didn't need a doorbell on my front door as she'd let me know even if the postman was a couple of houses away; it was always worth paying attention when she started barking.
I have been saying this forever!! The little dogs are made to get the big dogs attention to handle the situation 🤣
No way-everyone knows miniature schnauzers are the first line of defense in your security coverage. Have you ever heard one bark? lol
Yorkies too. They will not stop yapping until you come to them.
"Get that ass over here; gimme a sniff"
Comedic gold
I lost it at that 😂
This is all I came here to say. I'm still laughing .... give me a sniff!
@@janelliot5643I just got done after 20 minutes
As an owner of a Great Dane, the “if you yell at me I WILL cry” is 100% accurate
Will second this.
So Scooby Doo is accurate?
My hub wants a GD for the street cred he thinks it’ll give him lol😂 I’m like uh NO HUGE AF DOG THAT CAN GRAB THINGS OFF THE TOP OF THE FRIDGE.
You should not yell at your dog idiot it teaches them to fead you and thats all you achieve nothing more
But I will eat you if you break into my house!!!
Mutt is spot on! My mutt managed to tear *both* ACLs at the same time - and he just started walking on his front legs like nothing was wrong with the back two! Keeping him in bed while he recouped from surgery was a total PITA because he kept "hand walking" to the kitchen to see what I was cooking. "Hi, mom! Don't mind me... Hey, is that shrimp?? I loooove shrimp!” 😂
This is so true, mine is like Rambo on ecstasy.
Same, except it was more like he hated snakes so much eventually their venom didnt work
@@paytonjames2876 not all snakes are venomous.
@@eventerkeira pretty sure most of them were considering they had rattles
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How does he know these breeds so well? Vet student? Groomer? Trainer? He's hilarious!
Also everyone who has a dog and makes a lot of things with it like dog play dates, social walks, education from puppy, socialization with other dog breeds, other dog owner friends and so on learns a lot about other dogs and dog breeds :D that's why I, as a husky owner, can also confirm so many (not even close to all!) other breed reactions and behaviour :D he is soo good at this and so hilarious!!!
@@HuskyGoraidh right! And my boy was circling as I watched this....😂😂😂
I wonder that myself. He nails them all. 😂 I have had a few dogs of my own, and family members have had others. We never seem to get the same breeds. Lol. We've had at least 12 breeds in the immediate family. He gets them all perfectly.
I assume he's a trainer. I've worked with dogs in some capacity since junior high and he nails them all. His perception is really keen, maybe like me, he grew up around dogs (I got a sibling at 7 and was almost coparented by dogs so I get so much information at a glance others dont I've ended up doing behaviorist consulting, so sometimes it's just an understanding, like knowing a foreign language from your toddler days). He's also really expressive, he could do a whole standup routine on dogs and dogowners too I suspect, hilarious! 😂
Might just be a nerd, and obsessed with studying dogs.
Yellow Lab... man. An old roommate of mine was given a purebred Yellow Lab by a breeder for reasons no one could quite figure out - the roommate did some work on the guys farm, one thing led to another and one day he comes home with this adorable puppy. (He used the communal mixing bowls for her food for the first week, that's how woefully unprepared he was!) As you would imagine, she was the sweetest thing ever. But TINY - she could fit under a plastic single-step step stool. Another roommate had a Maine Coon cat. The BIG ones - he was bigger than the puppy. And he was NOT pleased to have this tiny puppy chasing him and trying to play with him, so he would thwap her with his paws only. No claws, just the giant paws of the Maine Coon. So she would go hide under that stepstool to get away from him.... which actually worked because all the cat wanted was for the puppy to stop bothering him.
Dog roommate moves out for 3 months for work, takes the puppy with him. 3 months turns to a year (he's subletting the room to someone else, but still technically living there), and finally after just over a year, the near-full grown dog comes back ... and the very first time she see's the angry cat (now 1/4 the size of her!) she tears off around the house to find the step stool, tries to fit under it (and obviously can't) but she keeps trying to until she literally pushes the stool through a screen door and into the back yard before she realizes what she's done. Then she turns around, looks back at the door, sits down next to the step stool, hangs her head and her tail wags slowly in shame as her owner comes outside and is entirely incapable of processing what just happened.
I don't think the cat even got up from his spot in the sun while this was happening. I think he just raised his head to watch, then when she broke through the door, he went back to sleep.
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Maine Coon sleeping peacefully knowing that lessons were learned.
Lol that's a great story!
That was such a descriptive account I can picture the whole story. That was hilarious 😂
Thanks for a great story.
I hope this guy gets hired as a professional actor one day, he has so much potential
I agree. If he could embody a role the way he does these dogs, he'd be the next Johnny Depp.
He looks so wierdly familiar, reminds me of the voice actor of colonel ruffs from brawls stars.....which is a dog
@@luhvhala I think his dogs would chase her away ☺️
He’s so cute
@@luhvhala his dog would leave a turd in her bed.
Legend has it husky still hasn't found the perfect position
edit: why does this have the most likes
As the owner of two husky/malamute mixes, can confirm the husky probably still hasn't found that perfect position yet 😂😂😂
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Its true, my husky lays down only to get up 5 seconds later then we have the whole spinspin again.
@@jennymunday7913 same here! Both are always adjusting!
I like how the husker really getting his butt into frame onscreen
The Great Pyrenees throwing a shot at the doberman 🤣
He has a point, though!
I have a great Pyrenees and all she does is run around the perimeter and bark.
@@arthurmartin7626 Gotta make sure it's all clear! 😂
The Great Pyrenees is a an exceptional LGD. They are amazing.
@@staleypharmaceuticals2071 Try a Maremma. Looks and acts almost identical, but they're really an example for shepherds using psychological warfare on wolves and bears. Maremma mountain dogs are kept in the central Italian mountain range as LGDs for sheep.
They have the same height and colour as the sheep and a very similar body type with a slighty curly coat. The shepherds make sure, that the puppies grow up among the sheep in an attempt to brainwash them (the dogs) and even make them smell and move like sheep.
The final product is basically indistiguishable from the sheep and walks with the herd as one of them, so predators can't tell that there are dogs with the herd. Wolves will try to separate sheep from it, but the Maremmas in stealth mode intercept them (because their dog instincts remain intact and tell them to defend their own pack - which includes the sheep in their case), so every time a wolf closes in on a sheep, it gets to face a dog.
This results in severe mental issues among the wolves: They start to think that they can't trust their senses and maybe the next seemingly unattended herd of sheep is really just another pack of dogs, that PRETEND to be sheep!
Imagine you're in a club and every time you approach a hot AF lady, she turns out to be a middle-aged office employee in drag. After a while you'll start to question whether you're in the right type of club and not dare to chat up any more girls there, because ALL OF THEM could be middle-aged hobby drag queens.
being a professional dog trainer for over 40 years, all of these are spot on, just great
If you don't mind my asking, what are bloodhounds like?
I too am a trainer and immensely enjoying the accuracy of these videos!
Had a mutt (border collie black labrador mix) smartest dog I have ever met. He as all mutts could survive anything. The thing that finally ended him was old age at the age of 17. i miss him everyday.
I had a lab border collie mix too. She was very smart
I have worked in veterinary medicine for the last 30 years...this is so spot on it's hilarious!! :)
The Cocker Spaniel asking about "health benefits" cracked me up😂
We have a rescue Cocker Spaniel and we have already spent a few thousand on him and we haven't had him a year yet🙄🤯
Still, he is a beautiful loving dog, and we hope to have him for years to come🤞🙏
Get him health insurance
I didn’t know cocker spaniels had that level of health issues. Most of the issues you hear spoken about are from the large dogs or the ones with smashed in faces (bulldogs, pugs, etc). Damn. Talk about underreported!
My Sweet cocker spaniel lived for 14 years and was Very healthy ...
Miss him ...
Animals are The best creatures of The world
Hi Southern Belle. one of my early experiences kept poking in my ribs reading this. With any dog, especially a rescue new to you. Always get a second opinion with their health needs until you have a vet that really fits. I'm not out here calling some vets thieves, actually yes I am. Even if there not some have some very expensive ways of working and are over the top with all the things they tell you a dog will need. I grew up around 14 farm dogs and our vet was the best I've known. My dad spent next to nothing on dogs vet bills. when I moved in the city later and had my own dogs. I found it quite usual among the dog owners I spoke to for them to be spending hundreds if not thousands at times. The dogs on the farm were working animals so we could never have left them sick What I realized is as with human medicine and 'well being' there's always someone wanting to sell you some potion or procedure that your just as well without. Anyway something told me to mention it. Cockers are wonderfully turned on and present companions. happiness to you both
@@robinfarrar3493 Massive puppy mill/inbreeding problem ever since it became a Disney dog(lady and the tramp).
As a beagle dad, can confirm this is 12/10 accurate
follow their nose...
normal day for hunting dog breed
My beagle was a food hog!
@@elois2002 My uncle's Beagle was a curious one.... always get distracted by the power of the nose, no matter what, she will at least turned her head to look at the something related to her sense that had told her...
the cutest part is,
she twitch it's nose ,get some clean wet nose few licks, and twitch again to find signal 😂
Fun facts: dog learning start with nose. While human start with ear...
Yes! They get so distracted easily but definitely one of the friendliest! Love em.
The laid-back, super-cool, ultra-confident Great Pyrenees impression was on the mark. We guard things, we're good at it and we know it.
Signed,
Atlas the Great Pyrenees
The ultra-confident is spot on. Mine knows he's the man & we're his to protect 💙
A Great Pyrenees recently barked like mad at me just for passing him and his humans on a nature trail. Those folks are in good paws.
@@cassandra423 There’s a puppy pack of them in a pasture I drive by daily, and they never fail to go up in arms barking their heads off at me like wutttt did I do lol 😂
Atlas is such a cool name!
Lola is only half Pyrenees mixed with Red Heeler and she’s awesome guarding the homestead even though she’s only 8 month old. She’s still learning but nights she’s out there keeping it all safe.
Aussie owner here, the Aussie part is 100% accurate 😂
Are Aussies easy to train? Also are they good off lead?
@@Jack-bi8mg They're working dogs so yes, very easy to train. They're very smart bois. I started training mine at 10 weeks old. Took half an hour to learn his first command, "sit". Once he understood "OH! I do the thing = I get a treat", all other commands were a breeze. He learned lay down, paw, other paw, up, high five in a half hour (so total training time = 1 hour)
@@Em-ih5du do you have him off lead much?
@@Jack-bi8mg No, that's one thing I didn't train him for. People don't look kindly to dogs off leash here. But if you'd want to train yours for it, there shouldn't be a problem.
I've got a border aussie mix and this is definitely her
lab is incredibly accurate. my old lab was so airheaded that he needed human instruction, every single time, to go up or down the steps he used multiple times a day for twelve years. still the goodest boy ever
I seriously don’t understand it. I’m on my second lab and they are incredibly smart. They’re one of the top breeds for guiding the visually impaired so they’d have to b.
Empty head and full heart. I love Labradors!!
@@reginafallangie2867 Labs are brilliant yes, but have you ever met one that isn't trained? They are giant dorks! I know, I have one that knows all the basic commands but just doesn't care. He only does what he wants to do when he wants to do it. Eventually he will most of the time get around to doing what you want him to do and yes it is as annoying as it sounds. He is also so outrageously funny ya just can't get mad at him! Some days I want to tear my hair out he makes me so crazy but he is the most amazing fun and loving dog ever and he can make me laugh no matter what he does. That's probably why he is such a brat. LOL he once jumped out of the car and laid down right in the drive thru lane at McDonald's because he was tired of riding in the car and he would not get up. Everyone was laughing and no one seemed to mind having to go to the other lane because he was not getting up or moving. He just does silly stuff like that and trust me, ya can't pick up a huge Labrador if they don't want you to!
@@reginafallangie2867 theyre really fast learners, but still have their stoopid moments
@@annebruecks7381 the only one with an empty head is a lab owner who hasn’t trained them. Labs are amazingly intelligent. They are in the top 7 in obedience and working dogs in the world. They are chosen to be service dogs, guide dogs, bomb and drug detection dogs. They are in fact very easy to train due to their eagerness to please, friendly nature (and being very food driven doesn’t hurt either). Why someone wouldn’t at least do basic obedience with any dog is beyond me…but then again, look at all the kids that are out of control too. Admittedly labs are crazy puppies, I always say they are that cute for a reason…but given the proper basic training that any dog should get, they are fantastic adult dogs, eager to please and thrive off of having a job to do.
As an Aussie owner I can confirm. He's used to being center of attention and doesn't like it that we love the cat too.
I love that the Mutts are getting some love too ♥️
The outfits and the energies just made this video a 11/10 for me. I laughed so hard, it literally (like, *literally* not figuratively) brought tears to my eyes.
The two Jack Russells I met were so energetic it blew my mind. They could jump so high! I’ve also never been licked so fast by any other dog.
Something that always got a laugh out of me when I was a shelter volunteer was people being surprised by Jack Russel Terriers making six foot vertical leaps for fun.
Those dogs are nothing but 13 to 18 lbs of pure muscles and energy.
When I’m scooping kibble for mine he’ll jump like 3 feet in the air over and over again, hitting me with his two front paws because he’s so excited and wants me to hurry up.
Miss my lil guy 😢 He made it to 16 and was a frenetic ball of energy until he got sick. So loyal, steadfast and affectionate. RIP my darling boy 🐾 💕
Yes to all of these but as a beagle-owned human, that was on point. (You don't own beagles and while they give you unconditional love, they're part cat.)
My Jack Russell will see you and match you. But he's a street rescue. Mine from day 1 at home.
Dude your dog breed videos never fail to crack up my whole family. Thank you so much for making these videos. Whenever we’ve had a bad day, the whole family sits down and we watch them together. You are an absolute lifesaver and a genius comedian. Your take on dog breeds is always true to form as well as totally fitting of the breed. My whole family also super appreciates that you’re not targeting specific groups of people or attacking them, like so many comedians do for a laugh. Thank you for making such wonderful and funny content!
PS I have a German Shepherd and a husky, your perspectives on both are always spot on!
So brilliant. Not just the words but he truly embodies the energy. I watch these regularly to lift my spirits ☺️
Please do more of these with the different breeds in different scenarios. You're one of my favorite YTs to watch. Another one is Nikko Ortiz. He does the personalities of different military branches in scenarios. I would love to see you doing more of these. You bring happiness to my heart ❤
Thnx for the heads up on Nikki.
I love Nikko! Marines is possibly my favorite, but I love them all lol
@@MystiDawn Marines is my favorite too 😉😏
@@lisamiescke2056 hell yeah lol I like coast guard too lmao
Thank you for making this, the years I spent reading/memorizing the Simon & Schuster guide to dogs as a child has finally paid off.
I swear every time he does an Australian shepherd he captures mine perfectly.
These are hilarious! Need some American Eskimo for my puppy Hilo. He is my shadow. He suffers from selective smartness. He figured out how to open the patio screen door, but is so puzzled by the word No.
"... selective smartness" is my new favorite phrase. Thank you:)
I have a 4 1/2 month 50 odd pound malamute thats the same way... smartest dog I ever owned but stubborn as a mule😂
Oh my gosh that is our bunch to a T!!! They're part Eskimo, part jack russell and mostly border collie and that is the perfect description of their mentality!! "Selective smartness"😂
My dog thought his name was "No" for the first 7 months I had him. Beagle.
I have a staffy cross, he too suffers greatly from selective smartness 🤣
Having just adopted a whippet mix, this is painfully accurate.
What do you mean? Are they nervous/shy dogs?
@@ihurricane7 From what I’ve read, as a general rule, yes many of them are shy/have separation anxiety. My girl came from a shelter though, and we have no idea what happened to her, but I have a feeling she was abused. And the water thing is totally accurate- she drinks So much water, even more than the Husky I had in a very hot climate.
@@anjelica948 my cross whippet can drink for like to minutes no stop
My whippet cross is nervous too. I couldn’t help but think she was abused before I got her. But maybe nervousness is common in whippets
Aw, crying when alone too long is so sad 🥺 but it's not the worst outcome; My friends (a married couple) have a Mastiff that basically ATE their couch when they took took too long coming back from errands 😂
You know that Johnny is my 3rd cousin
My dog was the same when she was younger. I have a mutt and she's very sweet but also very anxious and she used to chew up my furniture even if she was left alone for only a couple of minutes. So glad she was able to overcome her Separation anxiety. :D
I have a Dogue de Bordeaux mix and I've been there.
and I still am, right now: on the munched couch, with my oversize pup 😆
my Astro (a rescue from a bad neglect situation) overcame his separation anxiety a few years ago, thanks to the proper training and his innate laziness (panic attacks are a hell of a workout... why eating the couch when you can nap all afternoon on it?) ❤
with a little push in the right direction and a bunch of heavy duty chewing toys your friends' Mastiff (an their furniture) will be fine 👍
@@nimeryaspawnbrd1049 we have a Belgian Malinois mix with isolation anxiety (which is different from separation anxiety). She's fine for an hour, but after that, all bets are off.
Well, it could be worse. My Staffy ate a DOOR FRAME once.
Golden retriever "I help? I do a good job? Yes, I do, I do a good job"
Fun and please add the photos of the breeds so that they can all be fun to those who don’t know some of the breeds. Plus you are shown as even more brilliant when you do so we can recognize how you are subtly projecting each different breed look! Thank you!
" Get that ASS over here and give me a sniff! "
Classic!!!
Mutt is actually spot on, but I am speaking from experience because my dog has actually jumped out of a car. He thought they left me at the old house when we moved so he jumped out to come back for me. He rolled and came out completely uninjured.
I know most dogs are people pleasers, but Brittanys are on a whole other level. My parents have them and they are the friendliest, outgoing dogs and happy as long their humans are. Spot on!
I had a Brittany Spaniel and he was always just so happy and go lucky. Nothing ever bothered him! He was hilarious and just went through life without a care in the world. I also got an Australian Shepherd that came with him, actually it was more the other way around lol, he was ALWAYS nervous lmao. But he had a look of nervous "this is fine. Everything is fine." (While the room was on fire) 🤣
Absolutely beautiful dogs. Great temperament. I'm walking one now and she's the sweetest baby. She can spot a still bird at 70 yards also, crazy girl!
@@annebruecks7381 My parents' Brittanys are the same. They catch wind of any bird, even a little dove at the far, far down the road and they immediately freeze into a point...well the older one does at least. The naughty puppy breaks her point half the time and barrels down the street at the bird.
@@feralscooter 🤣 So this baby girl, the one I'm walking, is only a little over a year right now, and they took her to the beach this past summer and she met some seagulls. They're pretty sure she was terrified of them because she didn't react like she does to songbirds! She ignored them So Hard 🤣
We used to take our Brittany on the sailboat. If a gull flew overhead, she'd dive off the boat after it. If you walked her out onto a dock over the water, she would just hurl herself off if there was a duck or something a mile out.
Once she got out, and ran a B-line for 2 miles to the Irish bar in town. We got a call that she was there. When I went in to get her, there she was tied to the brass rail, having a blast with all the old Irishmen. What a nut that dog was!
The great Pyr is spot on!! Can't ask for better security...
Even if it's protecting you from an ant fart 5kms away ....
Cracking up over here… ant fart 5 kms away… 😂
I love your interpretation of different breeds attitudes… And you’re easy on the eyes too so that helps.
“So you said lunch comes with this position?” 😂🤣😂ok that Took me the f**k out!! My friend has a bulldog and that fathead boy is ALWAYS munchin on something!! This whole video was hilarious!! Well done sir!!🤣🤣✌🏾
Your chihuahua stuff is the greatest! Always on point!
Yes! My cousin has 3 chihuahua mixes. One acts like a golden retriever, one acts like a whippet, and one acts like a chihuahua 😂 she says that her littlest one is feral
I didn't see a Chihuahua on there?.
@@elois2002 … Same. I was like “did I miss the chihuahua thing?” 🤷♀️
The husky one is so true. My husky gets so mad and barks at the blanket if he can't find a spot 😭
I love his videos..and he's easy on the eyes too
Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this. Plus a good sense of humor doesn’t hurt
i mean.... youre not wrong
Yeah, us Sandys/Sandies have great tastes, I love watching this guy.
He is distractingly easy on the eyes, and brilliant. So funny.
Yeah he’s got gorgeous eyes, and has that perfect lanky, long-haired look going on. 🙂 Very welcoming smile, too - makes him seem very approachable and easy to talk to!
You sir are delightful to watch thanks for the laugh on a long day!
This channel is art.
How many dogs has this young man owned? He's always spot on!😂
Dachshunds "Gi'me a job I'll dig right into it, I can do ANYTHING! ....just no heavy lifting, jumping or running. Bad back don't cha know"
very good take!
I swear, I could watch your Jack Russell impressions all day!
Health insurance with the cocker spaniel is so accurate 😭 the amount of money we spent monthly on my two perfectly healthy cockers is insane
That husky still didn't finish his interview
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Aww, you hit upon all three of my dogs! Although, my great dane is the one who has to turn I circles for half an hour, and the husky cries. But the Aussuevis definitely the one in charge!
Thanks for these videos. The always give me a much-needed laugh.
As a groomer your videos are 100% accurate and they crack me up!
I just found this channel and you are brilliant Jonny!! I love how you created the essence of each dog!
My two Goldens get so excited when we have people over, they're such people pleasers even if it's someone they've never met xD So long as they get cuddles and play time, they're the best 'co-workers' a person can have.
LOL'D on the lab. Nailed it, dude. Have a GP GSD cross and she has the Great Pyrenees attitude of superiority for sure, lol! Keep these coming, they make my day!
yeah that's my jack russle in a nutshell. he loved swimming, like we are talking about 5 hours a day at least. during the warmer months, if he escaped, it was easy cause he'd just run and jump into the pool. trying to get him out was interesting. luckily we had an above ground pool to hide behind and pull him out. we brought him to the vet once and the vet just looked at his leg muscles and was like "holy cow he's ripped." ye. he likes to swim.
These videos are so silly but hilarious and brighten my day. I miss having a dog 😭
We just adopted a Jack Russell mix. She's 4 now we got her when she was 6 months old. So far she LOVES to dig and run!!
I used to love giving my Jack the turn-up of my trousers and telling him shake it... he'd keep going for twenty minutes in the pub if allowed. a proper little head banging heavy metal mutt 😁
My Doberman: "Security? No no no, Im too sensitive for that."
I've grown up with multiple brittanies over the years, this is absolutely accurate. xD
I want to watch a full season of you doing dogs personalities , at this point youtube videos are not enough ❤😂
My dog is a Jack Russell terrier (crossed with a Chihuahua), so I love seeing what you come up with for that breed.
I'd guess you've got a small dog with a fine sense of its own importance that's a terror to the local feline population !
I love these! You should add in more Cavalier King Charles, they are so sweet but they are so people dependent, the separation Anxiety is real
You are insanely talented and truly in tune with your canine self! Love all your content!
This is beyond adorable ! ❤
Can't get enough of these!😂😂😂
I have been waiting for another one f these to hit TH-cam for SO LONG!!!
Sad there was no German Shepherd but still awesome!!! ❤️🐶
These are fantastic! I always find them hilarious and laugh out loud. You are so talented and imaginative!!! 😆
Definitely need a Belgian Malinois interview!
As a fur mom of 2 Beagle boys, I can attest these are so accurate 💯
Wait, in this case the fur is on you??? Send pics, plz 🤣
@@unterdessen8822 if you are familiar with millennial pet lingo, which apparently, you are not. Let me educate you that a "FUR MOM/FUR PARENT" is a term meaning you are an owner of a domestic mammal particularly cats and/or dogs and you love taking care of them.
@@anabelindaguzman7183 I am familiar with the term "fur baby", which makes sense, as the pet is the furry one. "Fur mom" implies, that you're the furry one and therefore sounds weird to me. All the best to your beagles; and, please, stop "educating" people.
@@unterdessen8822Wait, in this case if you don't want to be educated, then stop being a sarcastic troll. No need to send pics.
@@anabelindaguzman7183 You took that seriously? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That just proves, that people, who are trying to "educate" others rarely have a sense of humour. Get over it.
Love the Lab! “Huh? What? Oh… you were asking me something?”
Need to see the golden retriever here, too!
The sunny goodness they emanate - the pullover is spot-on. And finding good-natured joy in something like a guitar. We had two Golden Retrievers, and they were so loving, kind, sunny, sensitive and very smart (also, which many people forget, they have hunting-blood, and also, Aisha turned from a cuddlebug to a fierce protective monster when my brother jumped the garden hedge, once, and right back again to cuddlebug when she noticed just in time that it was him) Our neighbour boy used to jokingly call her the cream- or beigecoloured menace (which of course she wasn't - I mean, she was beige, but not the other stuff 😆)
You always make me laugh, so thankyou 💕. I also always watch these several times. 😄 🤣
“Get that ass over here and give me a sniff” absolutely hilarious! Love your work. ❤
This guy is really funny AND a dog lover (he must have analyzed the behavior of tons of dogs to achieve his videos, right? 🐶). My 2 cavalier king Charles spaniels totally agree with him by the way... 😂. He is also very handsome in a young Hugh Grant kind of way 😉 I only wish this video could be longer and include a rendition of a cavie's mindset during a job interview.
The cavies mindset at a job interview: *look the interviewer directly in the eye and slowly blink your big,round,dark, melting eyes until he or she says "yes,you are hired!💰💰💰 here's six months salary in advance" *
@@r.j.whitaker You nailed it! 😂😂😂 I call it "the baby seal move" a.k.a "the cavies' secret lethal weapon".
@@londonhi6709 Definitely 😁 they can capture the most cynical hearts with their sneaky charms. The sweet eyes,the feathery ears,the perfect disposition.
No German Shepherd???
"I vell ask the questions here.... You vell answer.... Ve haf vayz uf making you talk..."
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think you just gave me a new character idea, A German Shepherd Mafia Mob Boss, that sounds scary. And given how they're used as police dogs, it doesn't have a difference.
Very accurate. Years ago I had a female GSD, and we fostered other dogs. At one point due to emergency circumstances, we had 2 un cut males for a weekend. I had to shuffle them between rooms and yard. At one point after doing the shuffle, my GSD stopped me in the hall and barked at me for a good 30 seconds straight. All I could say, was"You're completely right, and I promise I will never do this again."
I’ve just discovered you, you’re such a funny dude… and the Jack Russell is on point!
Multiple dog owner here love your videos please I need more you are an incredible actor also I came across a video of you giving a history of dog breeds and I loved it, it was impeccably done and very accurate would love to see more of the comedy of dogs and the history..here's to hoping you have a long career and someone of power sees your videos and picks you up ❤❤❤
1:41… my two Dobermans just started to growl. Sure you heard it wherever you are!
German Shepherd after telling all the other candidates the position has been filled: I was made for this job. Really.
It's not even a fair fight 😉
@@SugarBooger10 True even if the other dogs were there. 😁 German Shepherds get destructive if they don't have a job- even if it's just protecting their humans. I used to have two.
These vids are actually a great way for me to pick out my next dog. I have a beaglier and the combo of personalities is spot on
The Cosby sweater was perfection!!! No words for how much I love your content! ❤
Oh god, what a nice MORNING I have now! Thank you very much for the entertaining content!
Hilarious! I laughed so hard 🤣 😂
Man, you are so funny! 😂 don’t know if I wanna adopt you, marry you or get adopted by you, still thinking… 🧐🤷♀️😅😂 thank you for your great work, you really making my day!
I LOVE these dog-breed vids!! Please keep em comin!
I think, I know an Aussie Shepherd just like that.🤣
"My biggest strength? Probably being a teamleader. When I walk into a room, everybody knows, that I'm in charge. Plus I'm as cute as f*ck."
It's hard to beat my Leonberger, that died, though: a conscientious miner. He dug a hole by the fence, then ran to me to propose. He was calling me to dig together so we can have puppies together. He broke my heart forevever.
Love your impressions and so spot on!
Could you add a (grey) Keeshond to the mix? We had one as I was growing up and I'd love to see your perspective of the breed.
That beagle hit me in my feels….i have one and he just is LOUD af! And thinks everyone else in the party with him.
My husky not only spins like a whirlwind but digs into his bed and changes places constantly.
Love these videos!!! I'm terrible at knowing dog's breed and I would appreciate if you put a small picture of each one so I can memorize their breeds better 😅💜
or you could just hit pause and google it real quick too.
@@pfridell8424 that's what I've been doing 😅
Yes, that would be very helpful to have pictures. Love these videos
On his other videos - about reactions to burglars and compilation of different breeds - he gives just that - a cameo photo of the breed.
@@yvetteworrall8909 yes and that really helped as I too am not always sure of the breed. Loved that video about the attitude to robbers.
Yay!!! LOVE your videos! This one was great, love the last beagle comment lol
Love to see your content during challenging moments
As a beagle big sister (he’s my fur brother 🤣), the beagle is 1,000% accurate. 🤣🐶
Lmao his videos are literally the best 😂
This was amazing!! We NEED MOOORE! 🤣♥️♥️♥️
“Sorry, im a little nervous”.. One of the candidates that we interviewed said this..i ended up giving her a cup of water.
Brittany was spot on! Love your vids, so funny! 🤣
I love Brittany dogs so much 😭 they’re so sweet and adorable.
Dude I just love your dawgs! So effing funny and spot on!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅
Soooo funny I just discovered you today, a short dropped into my feed. Omg hysterical with the husky as watching this my boy was doing that...😂😂😂
I never knew it until watching this, but I need more Doberman, Great Pyrenees rivalry. Any other guard dogs to throw into the mix?
German Shepherd and Rottweiler maybe?
Caucasian Shepherd dog.
Ha, the great Dane, 100% accurate!! They look big and scary but they're just gentle babies! 😅😅